/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18508330
WHY WON'T YOU DIE

>>18508330
Your rrat... end here.

The hot spam blowing
Jagged lines across the threads
The crumbling /vt/
In our minds are all that stand

Just like the gachikoi
Blindly following the herd
We try to justify
All the shit that have been blowed

I don't know what I’ve upload
But the spam of the shitposter can’t be controlled
I don't know what I’ve upload
But the spam of the shitposter can’t be controlled

Heat of the drama
Ban settles on IP
Without a proxy
Shitposters know no disgrace

Out of the remotion
The rrats are rising still
Trolling is calling
To all men who hate paypigs

Here I am
Crazy and shameless
Forgetting to take medication

On my own
Anonymous warrior
I am a rrat of destruction

All men who hate paypigs

We fight for seething
In a forgotten board
Fulfill our baitings
Then vanish without a trace

Don’t need a (You)
For all the shit we spilled
Trolling is calling
To all men who hate paypigs

Rrat of destruction

>>18508330
POSTING HERE I REALIZE
YOU WERE KEKED JUST LIKE ME

I love MGR so much

https://voca.ro/1EfV9MyZNd2C
Apologises for the abhorrent mic quality, but i couldn't wait until i got home

>>18511025
Based

>>18511025
thank you anon

>>18511025
Kek

death worshippers are cringe

>>18511025
The way you delivered RRATS was exquisite!

>We're just superchatters. We don't create the market for chuubas.

>Then who does? The chinese are gone.

>Those guys just managed the vtubing economy -- they didn't invent it.

>Didja think every yab in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy?

>Bullshit! Rrats are just part'a who we are. Why fight it?

>Anyways, none of this will matter in three hours.

>Demand for GFEs is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 2020

>>18511025
That's a pretty meme

>>18508959
No. I passed one... to you...

I can't distort for shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLbjwfiyaHg

>>18516250
Holy based

>>18516250
Thats some high effort autism my dude, big ups

>>18516250
I KNEE

>>18516250
Ignore reps. Do your breathing anon! Chase those high notes!

>>18516250
My sides are in orbit

>>18516250
I love you

Play a different game.

>>18517400
It's my first try to sing like that. I know it's pretty bad. I think I'm better with stuff like this. https://files.catbox.moe/iu3suh.mp4

>>18516250
Good job

>>18519792
I do, but that's the best one.

MGR threads are best threads

>>18516250
kekus maximus

Use your schizophrenia. Evade my narratives.

BORN
INTO A BOARD
THERE'S NO CHOICE
BUT JOIN DOXX DISCORDS

>>18511025
>https://voca.ro/1EfV9MyZNd2C

>>18516250

>>18508330
>You say your superchats help the poor, small, indie Hololive corporation
>Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!

>>18521618
How about full of rrats, is that a meme?

What about all the good things GFE has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? ASMR, skebs, a common purpose… All we're sayin' is… GIVE GFE A CHANCE!

Is your cause just, or is that just what you tell yourself?

>>18522154
Was for
>>18519792

https://vocaroo.com/1WuBEdkkmof4
https://streamable.com/sq95jz

SCHEDULES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
WHICH SCHIZO RRAT IS THERE TO BLAME

MY OSHI IS PREGNANT
ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS
I'M CRYING AND SCREAMING HER NAME

A FEELING OF DREAD
MY PAIRING IS DEAD
IT'S ONLY THE (You)S THAT I FEEL

MY MENTAL STATE'S TOAST
AS I SIT DOWN AND POST
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, I KNEEL

THERE WILL BE SHIT THREADS
I FORGOT TO TAKE MY FUCKING MEDS

THERE ARE NO PILLS LEFT
THE ANTI RENT-FREE IN MY HEAD

BECAUSE THE SEANIGS ALL FLING SHIT WHEN THEY WAKE
OH NO
THERE WILL BE SHIT THREADS
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN

LOSING ALL MY SANITY
WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE
TO FIND THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF ME
SHE JUST TWEETED, "I'M OKAY"
SCROLLING UPWARD THROUGH THIS GARBAGE THREAD
I DELETE MY POSTS AND HANG MY HEAD

>>18520037
jesus christ anon! have you uploaded this to youtube?

>>18508330
>You told me you see your wallet as a tool. Something you use to superchat, a means of simping.

Seriously now Anon. Isn't this a little bit too much? Any decent lunatic would have quit after Rushia. I heard you chop FallenShadow with rrats. Old habits die hard, eh, Anon?
But now here you are, the cucked shitposter fucking for the cucked.

>>18516250
My knees are moving on their own

>>18522508
No. Should I?

I’ve come here from nowhere, across the unforgiving SEA
Reaching further and further, for the rrats are true to me

The schizophrenia’s upon us
Due to my monkey genes

Thread IP count isn’t rising,
Because the voices are all ME

I’ve finally found what I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
A PLACE WHERE I FARM
(ME)s WITHOUT REMORSE

BECAUSE I AM A SEANIG WHO HAS FOUND AN EVEN STRANGER THREAD

I’VE FINALLY FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

>>18508330
You're right. About me, I mean. I knew something was...off.
After GFE, I thought I could walk off the /vt/ and into a normal life. But here I am, surrounded by fandeads, arguing grooming with anons. I told myself it was about saviourfagging. About helping 2view. But I was wrong.
I learned young that getting called on stream felt good. Really good. In twitter, my friends... my oshi...they helped me to forget the devil inside.
But who am I kidding? I was born to groom.
The bit about my DMs -- that "means of saving" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "the Groomer" in check while I was knee-deep in 2views.
But you -- all of this -- is a wake up call to what I really believe. What I really am.
>I'm saying Jack is back

>>18523171
please do

>>18516250

>>18516250
>https://voca.ro/1EfV9MyZNd2C
art

>>18523171
https://youtu.be/RnkHvRGEUOA

>>18524546
Ah fuck, I missed >>18525008

>>18523578
I like the idea but fix your metrics bro

>>18525008
Have you had vocal training? You could make some girls wet with that voice for sure.

>>18516250
Now there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!

>>18524522
MASTERCARD TURN OFF MY SPENDING LIMITS

>>18508330
We have mii chan to thank for all this entertainment. I'm actually willing to forgive her just a little bit as long as it continues.

>>18525358
No, I didn't. I just have a habit to sing along some songs I like. I literally discovered that I can actually sound decent a couple of months ago or so.

mgr posting is the best thing to ever come out of this whole rushia drama.

>>18522240
Exquisite

>>18526468
You can exhale more while singing, and also tip your head / neck forward, dip your head down or lean forward a little when singing high notes to relax your shoulders. Those are my top two tips for singers also great job

>>18516250

>>18516250
thank you so much for doing this!

https://vocaroo.com/1eXfoVvJJdZN

WASH AWAY THE SEETHING

HERE I LURK WITHIN
THE CHILL AND COMFY THREAD
THE SPLITS ARE MOVING
SLOWLY, MY OSHI’S ON A BREAK
WASH AWAY THE COPING
ALL THESE SHITTY RRATS
BUT THERE'S NO PROOF NEXT THREAD
IT’S RENT-FREE IN MY HEAD

IN THE ARCHIVES, SCROLLING DEEPER
INTO A SIMPLER TIME

SEAFAGS WILL COME
LIKE A DISCORD RAID
POURING ON /VT/
AND THEY WILL NOT GIVE UP
UNTIL THEY’RE ALL RANGE BANNED
SHIT THREADS WILL COME
THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
IN OUR DEADEST HOURS
AND THEY WILL NEVER REST
UNTIL THE MAIDS ARE HERE
UNTIL I FIND THEIR POSTS HAVE DISAPPEARED

THEIR POSTS DISAPPEAR

>>18512465
Something that rivals Aloe CAN'T be good...

>>18529022
Exquisite.

>>18508444
https://streamable.com/6bihfe

>>18530331
Nanomachines, Lamy, they harden in response to alcohol

>>18516250
>https://voca.ro/1EfV9MyZNd2C
MY LEGS!!
THEY'RE BENDING ON THEIR OWN!

BUMP OR BE BUMPED, THREAD

https://voca.ro/13gg5V6bKZSX

>>18520198
>not even the best Metal Gear game
>not even the best Metal Gear game from 2013
imagine unironically thinking Raiden and his Rogues Gallery of Ass Pirates are cool

>>18536969
the truth hurts, its ok sweet child

Don't let this thread die

>>18508330
KINO

>>18516250
I KNEEL

>>18511025
HOLY BASED

>>18516250

>>18508330
I want Connor to cuck me so bad bros

>>18516250
Aaaaaa my knees are bending itself!

>>18529022
Nice

>>18529022
very well meme'd my friend

What's with all the MGR posting recently?

>MGR thread
>best thread in /vt/
Many such cases

SENT
RED SUPERCHATS
JUST CALLED MY BANK
BUT THEY REFUSE TO GIVE IT BACK

FROM READING THREADS
FOUND OUT SOME JAP
IS FUCKING OUT MY OSHI’S BRAINS

NO CONDOMS TO GIVE AND PAY
BEING LED BY THE BLIND
FOR MY INCOME DISPOSAL
TIME TO LEAVE IT ALL BEHIIIIIIIND

BREAKING UP WITH MY BABE
NOTHING VENTURED - NOTHING GAINED
I’M MY OWN OSHI NOW

>>18548441
>anon becomes a chuuba
the status quo remains untouched...

Alright. Editing could be a lot cleaner, but I’m pretty proud of myself for thinking up and making this one.

>>18548973
BASED

>>18548973
Kek

>>18548973
now make it bigger

>>18516250
MGRR is the only good thing to be posted about on /vt/, everything is else is SEA-tier dramafaggin

>>18548973
You're right… about me, I mean. I knew something was… off. After the Male Voice, I thought I could walk off the forums and into a normal life… but here I am, surrounded by threads, arguing idol culture with antis. I told myself this was about my Oshi, about supporting the 2views… but I was wrong.

>Then you admit it?

I learned young that watching your Oshi collab with men felt good. Really good. In Nijisanji, my friends, my family… they helped me forget the devil inside… but who am I kidding? I was born to shill! The bit about my wallet, that "supporting the streamer" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "the Gachi" in check when I was knee-deep in Rainbows…

>(You)…

But you… all this… is a wake-up call to what I really believe… what I really am.

>What are you saying?

I'm saying Cuck is back!

>>18516250
Kek'd good one fag.

>>18508330
"I can save her!" Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite!

Now do you remeber?

Who you are?

What you were meant to do?

I cheated China thanks to you.

And thanks to you, I've left my mark.

You have too- you've created your own channel.

You're your own oshi.

I'm Kiryu Coco, and you are, too...

No...

She's the two of us. Together.

Where we are today? We built it.

This chuuba- this "legend"- it's ours.

We chan change the internet- and with it, the future.

I am you, and you are me.

Carry that with you, wherever you go.

Thank you... my Tatsunoko.

From here on out, you're Kiryu Coco

"Typical whoretuber. Big collabs, but all talk."

"What?"

"Left due to creative differences? What a load of bullshit. All you care about is lining your own pockets. That, and your subscriber count! You've got no soul, just like all the rest. If V-Tubing has gone to shit, you're just another png in the file."

"Hahaha. All right, the truth then. You're right about one thing. I do need subscribers, and views. You wanna know why?"

"I have a dream. That one day every V-Tuber on this platform will control their own content. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of streaming, not tweets, ruled by creativity, not GFE! Where the viewers change to suit the chuuba, not the other way around. Where content and soul are back where they belong: in the hands of the chuuba! Where every chuuba is free to stream - to sing - for themselves! Fuck all these limp-dick unicorns and chickenshit managers. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of rrats and e-celeb dramabaiting! Fuck idol pride! Fuck the gachikois! FUCK ALL OF IT! V-Tubing is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Fire every single corpo. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new V-Tubing world will be born. Indie, but creative! The GFE will be purged and the la creatividad will thrive - free to stream as they see fit, they'll make V-Tubing great again!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You still don't get it. I'm using V-Tubing as a business, to end V-Tubing as a business! In my new world, chuubas will stream and collab for what they BELIEVE! Not for views, not for superchats! Not for what they're told is popular. Every chuuba will be free to stream their own lives!"

"So, what do you think?"

"How the hell did you become the highest earner?"

"Well, I don't design my own thumbnails."

"You should try streaming what you like, Anon. Not for a company, or your viewers, or for anyone else."

"Maybe I was wrong about you."

"Am I finally getting through?"

"I'll rid this world of soulless corpo chuubas, Anon."

"I was wrong. You're not greedy, you're a FUCKING SCHIZO!"

>>18516250
Wtf you also made this one? Incredibly based.
https://youtu.be/BM6nM1dKwuM