/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love irysssss

>changed my name
>she didn't even bat an eye
It's over. I'm a nobody, just a string of almost random characters, and I mean nothing to her. It was a nice dream, but I had a rude awakening, the illusion is shattered. I'm glad.

>>18511137
How is she supposed to recognize you if you changed your name?

this cute dork has my heart under arrest

>>18511137
menhera-kun? you aight?

>>18511632
No, I'm exacerbating. Just gimme a moment.

>>18511409
She's nice but please do not try to hit on my wife

We're never getting a schedule again.

>>18511906
Probably will get a proper one next week

>>18511906
Have some hope

>>18510706
The first "muach" reminds me of her nword.

She loves me so much

Unmuted sounds from last stream
https://streamable.com/z7k7qo

Thoccy keyboard unboxing stream coming up

>>18516594
Should I sleep? I'm not tired but I should be. I'm running on Hopium.

>>18516813
What's the alternative?

>>18516831
Missing a potential members stream.
#NotAddicted

>>18516813
Go to sleep SEAchama, she'll do a members stream at her usual time

>>18516856
You should learn her schedule better.

>>18516894
I'm the idiot Bong from the UK, not SEA. When I say I'm running on Hopium I mean it literally. I've been up since 2am, powered through the day, been to the gym, still not tired.
>I LOVE YOU IRyS

Don't listen to them, britbong. She is awake watching anime right now and could do a guerilla stream at any time. IRyS is better than sleep

>>18511137
anon the amount of vtubers that big who are going to recognize you after you change your username assuming you even kept your avatar the same is quite fuckin small, that's not even considering if you're a regular regular SCtter or just someone who does it occasionally. there's also the small chance she did/might have noticed but didn't say anything. you could always just change your name back if there wasn't a good reason to change it, or just make a different YouTube with the original name and PFP its pretty easy to make and switch between. I do feel you though i have a pretty damn bad PFP, but it's the one my oshi recognizes so i don't change it, although it's really not that big of a deal having kind of a bad PFP.

>>18516979
Anon IRyS at this hour is sleeping or going to sleep, no streams until 3-4 am for you timezone so go to the bed.

>>18517477
But what if she does a Twitterspace? I might have to kill myself if I miss that.

>>18517599
She won't, go to bed anon or you'll die

>>18517633
You underestimate my endurance. I suppose a quick nap won't hurt.

>>18517678
Yeah, let's go to sleep until next stream

>>18511137
>Not using a different name on every platform
Mistake

>Making accounts on different platforms
Big mistake.

>>18518307
Preach it, brother.

Doesn't look like that member stream is happening.

>>18519135
She said it was going to be in the afternoon (JP time)

>>18519219
She puts the frame up around this time for those streams though.

>>18519135
What time is the Reine collab? I would expect a possible member stream in 7-8 hours.

>>18519292
Reine collab should be at around 9PM JST.

IRyS laying in bed ego searching... reading my posts

>>18519404
So she knows I love her? Good.

IRyS stop egosearching so much, it's not healthy.

How to I tell IRyS I want to make her a mother without sounding creepy?

>>18519966
Post about it /here/. You can't say that anywhere else. I want her though. I really do. She knows that too…

>>18519966
You don't, keep all that stuff in here

>>18519966
Send her an SC telling her that in japanese. She doesn't mind when those are creepy like that.

I just can't stop thinking about her fertile eggs...

still my favorite clip: irys makes the dorkiest noise imaginable then dies
https://streamable.com/lias4w

>>18520541
I miss the MC streams and the impromptu collabs

>>18520608
MC streams have devolved into just hanging out at the bunkeronii for hours and reading yuribait fanfics. They're boring.

>>18520668
There was a time I could have enjoyed that but then she stole my heart.

One day...

>>18521279
IRyS on stage is going to kill me

>>18521340
I'll prob cry like a little bitch to be honest

>>18521279
Sure, maybe in 2024 if she's still in Hololive

>>18521525
Sad but true.

No need for doom and gloom. Once Myth does the thing for 3rd fest the door should be open.
It would make sense to give the Vsinger with a bunch of orisongs a concert.
I get the pessimism but I'm going to hold onto Hope

Imagine tightly gripping her horns while she locks her legs around you, begging you to fill her womb

HER DYING EGGS ARE MINE!

>>18522204
>It would make sense

Yeah I'm gonna have to stop you right there

rawr

>no retweet
>no like
Go take a 5 hours nap guys, she's sleeping rn.

>>18523407
>beginning of peak fertility
>dying eggs
everything above 20 years is hag to you, you fucking zoomers

>>18523908
she's not hag age quite yet but she's well into cake status, so this nephilim's eggs are certified dying

Fertility doesn't decline much until the mid 30's. She's got a good supply of nephilim pods left in her ovaries and they are desperate for some companionship

>>18523908
She's out of the peak fertility range. It's a steep decline from now on.

IRyS is reading your post right now.

>>18524164
Well, IRyS should go to sleep!

>>18524164
good. hope IRyS has a similar attitude as her PLA stream, especially when the prof called her old, next stream. made me wanna do some intense monopoly and handholding with her

heh werent we talking about her age in the thread before that stream too

>>18524190
Shuush!

Maybe she's been cranky lately because she's lurking here

>>18524667
No, her soda stash is empty, plus the whereabout of her keyboard.

>Why are faggots ITT talking about her dying fertility?
If IRyS is truly here ego searching then you are going to make her feel self-conscious and the sex will be bad as a result. Don't listen to them IRyS! You are prime breeding material to me.

>>18524667
There was that stressful situation she talked about and her injury on top of that. Being cranky is normal I guess. Her meds could be affecting her mood too.

Omw to save her.

>>18524822
At least no one here is tracking her menstrual cycle, right? Right??

>>18525411
n-no? I totally don't understand why she is cranky now, haha

>>18525411
No but for some reason I do find the thought of her ovulating to be kind of hot

Time stamps for crankiness during last stream?

>>18523533
go away

>>18525663
No specific timestamp. She was probably annoyed at the 15 seconds chat delay. That's my guess.

I will defend her from her relative’s hyper poodles next year!

>>18511137
meds

>>18526060
With those noodle arms? Kek.

Do I really have to post this damn pic again. I do think it's hot though.

>>18526606
What good will come of this exactly!? I will be horny for her and won't be able to do anything about it :'(

>>18526747
No good will come of it and it's not even accurate anyway.

>>18524667
>here
I’d sooner believe in little green men living in my chest cavity.

>>18527027
It sometimes feels like she's been here unless Manager-san is feeding her things.
>Am I delusional for thinking this?

>>18527027
She said she egosas so it's possible she has seen this thread before.

>>18527298
The way she avoided /st/ on NSO makes me think she's at least somewhat aware of the reputation this place and 5ch have.
Whether she's experienced first hand or not is impossible to say

>>18527298

>>18527448
She knows 5ch is full of autists, this site on the other hand she knows nothing about.

>>18527561
theres no reason to assume she knows about 5ch

>>18527561
Good to know mane-chan.

>>18527545
It would make sense for Cover to keep watch over potential controversies, but to say they’d relay that information in any non-coated fashion to their talents is ambitious.

>>18527631
With her interests and history I would be shocked if she had never heard of 5ch

>>18527850
She doesn't have chan interests at all, I don't know what Irys you're watching

>>18528820
Will raise her into the perfect daughterwife.

>>18528820
Very intelligent child.
uooooohh

>>18527928
stop doxxbaiting

What would cuddling with her be like?

>>18529892
Like you wouldn't need anything else in life...

>>18529892
Pretty similar to cuddling with anyone only a million times better because it's IRyS

>>18529892
Like when you have your pillow wrapped around your arms.

irys love even with noodle arms and flat ass!

>>18531264
>flat ass
didn't she say that that was when she was a kid? Doesn't that imply that she has some meat now?

>>18531685
>nip genetics
Who knows...

IRySoAwake!

She's awake early

RT
https://twitter.com/rokusketch/status/1491398098547277825

I wonder if she slept at all, this is early as fuck for her

>>18532020
bro its like 11 am

>>18532066
10 i mean

>>18532066
But it's 9AM JST.

members stream? please?

wait, does irys have preference on height?, how tall is irys

>>18532066
Yeah and she wakes up at 1 pm

>>18532105
>>18532112
Oh wait this is the correct one

>>18532066
10am

>>18532147
She woke up around that time before the karaoke too. We don't know when she went to bed yesterday either.

>>18532147
mood

>>18532144
Google "what is an ikemen".

>>18532144
Every woman likes guys over 6 feet tall.

She got up early so she could put up a notice for the member stream!
Actually it's because she wanted to be awake if the keyboard is delivered

>>18532229
what whats that got to do with height

>implying she'd settle for a manlet

>>18532346
It should give you things like average size and body features of an ikemen, the kind of man she likes.

>>18532548
>be 6'5
>slender but well defined muscles
>chest and shoulders double in size when shirt is off
I don't know if this is doable, lads

>>18532692
time to break my legs and do that weird ass surgery thing that was going on or something

>>18532692
Those are good genetics. Won't help you meet IRyS though.

>>18532861
i think hes talking about the ikemen not himself but idk maybe he is built like a skyscraper

>>18532545
Likely not, but I have doubts it’d matter even if you were Thundercock, himself.

>>18533247
damn i haven't heard that name in years lmaooo

>>18533008
You are correct. I was trying to imagine a generic ikeman character. One of those ones that looks like a twig with their expensive jacket but somehow are jacked when they rip it off.

>>18533400
anime physics 100

Great, now I'm jealous of the anime guys my anime wife likes.

>>18534054
Hey it could be worse, no complains

>>18534054
Uhh, be a muscular twink. That'll help

Huffing some hopium here but IRyS might make the stream reservation later, like 1-2 hours before the stream. She has to wake up and check if her voice is feeling well so she didn't make the reservation at the usual time

Room doko?

I just don't see her finding someone, if she ended as a christmas cake, she's gonna stay one. Shit like this doesn't get better when you're in your late 20s and even less when you're in fucking japan.

>>18534715
japan does have a some population problems huh?
well fear not ill be right there for you madam IRyS~~~~~
My phallus belongs to thee

>>18534953

>>18534995
we've had this exact conversation before as i said i'm joking c'mon

Waiting room soon, have hope

>>18535342
>have hope
I’m more of a despair enthusiast, but I’ll give it a go.

Still no schedule?

>>18535487
EN doesn't really do schedules any more.

how do we convince her to fill her humidifier with soda

>>18535584
It would need to be one with artificial sweetener.

>>18535487
I personally prefer it if she releases schedules, but I think she's one of the Holos that would be fine without one since she usually streams at around the same timeslots.

HiRyS im in love with IRyS

Still a chance for a member stream today or nah? its 11am in JPland

>>18536525
Wait until 1300JST, I guess.

If there is no member stream it means she hates us.

I think I figured out who the 4th irys is:
she is the one who did the ttsRyS stream
you know why, just write IRyS the other way its
SyRI thats right the 4th irys is siri its all been an elaborate plan by the big ones I'm already dead and so are you this all a dream

>>18536603
well shiet, i usually have to sleep for work when 2PM JST rolls in, oh well

>>18536699
I would hate >us, too
except I’m holding an immunity card, nerds

>>18517980
This. Retards are just asking to be doxxed.

>>18529892
really dorky

>>18536699
She just hates you. She loves me.

>>18532239
t. virgin

>>18529892
Very noodly

>>18537196
Don't worry, SEAfriend. Many women prefer a tall man but will settle for a manlet

>>18537254
>giving a shit what women prefer
correction, turbovirgin

Who /here/ even is 6 feet or over (it's fine if you lie, I'll believe you)

>>18537454
Last time i checked i was 177cm, dunnow how tall that is on imperial units.

>For the average woman, the ideal height of a man is 5’11”. Women tend to say that a man of 5’4” or shorter is too short, and a romantic partner over 6’3” is too tall.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1494138661398405120
Keyboard has landed

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1494138661398405120

Keyboard unboxing stream ikz?

>>18537659
That's 5 foot 8 inches kek

>>18537670
>5’4’’
That’s got to be hell.

>>18537742
Keyboard ASMR

>>18537755
How far from 6 is it?

>>18537454
I’m 6’4”

>>18537738
>>18537742
She's awake and in a good mood. Hopefully, this leads to a stream

>>18537742
Nice!!

>>18537923
We are either getting a stream or she gets lost playing around with her shiny new toy

>>18537988
I wish she would also give her unboxed ps4 some love too

>>18537845
6 feet is about 183 centimeters. I fucked up earlier. 177 centimeters is about 5 feet 10 inches I think, not 8. Fuck base 12

>>18537742
twitter space maybe?

ASMR Keyboard THOCC Member stream

>>18537742
Unpacking stream soon

>>18538178
Eh, good news i suppose, I'd hate be any shorter than what i am right now.

https://streamable.com/lukpek
what was she going to say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1494144049585950723
It ain't a member stream but a stream nonetheless

AAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS63BB6t4DA

I've been looking forward to more GTA V, nice. I wanted a members only stream but I'll take this aswell

Is that me in her arms wow

>>18538821
>>18538864
>thumbnail
We're going to have the worst hololive mascot.

>>18538821
>>18538864
>another mascot thumbnail
She really likes it huh

IRyS, stop edging yourself with the keyboard... AND EDGE ME INSTEAD!

>>18539001
Tell her that or send her a new design

>>18539021
>>18539001
Its not that bad

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1494144757958078465
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1494144757958078465
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1494144757958078465

Reine turned IRyS into a keyboard-sexual...

>not a members stream
What did she mean by this? I thought she missed us and wanted to catch up

>>18539055
It's really bad.

>>18539105
what is this

>>18539105
whoops wrong spot

>>18539105
holostars love

>>18539055
I didn't say it was bad. She really just want to have a mascot already that she chose the cutest she can get. There's still a chance that it might change.

>>18539163
It's alright, I post in the wrong tab sometimes too. The biggest crime is watching THOSE people

>>18539131
Eh... It's kinda on-brand at this point kek. And I'd rather she progress on these long games

>>18539105
>homostars
Leave this thread, shitposter.

I'd like to formally apologize for my wife infecting IRyS with the keyboard-tism.

>>18539273
>>18539281
holostars are based and welcome, go back to your bait thread

so no members stream today i take it? at least
her GTAV is fun but idk if i can handle cute excited IRyS right now

>>18537454
6ft gang or w/e 185cmpwgdh is

AHHHHHHHH MY FRIEND JUST TEXTED ME AND SAYS SHE NEEDS TO HANG OUT
I'M GOING TO MISS IRyS NOW
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY CAN'T I JUST BE A SELFISH JERK?

>>18539326
It's fine, better than [redacted] infecting her with bad ideas.

>>18539326
Make her have sex with IRyS and I might consider your apology

>>18539368
watch irys with her

>>18539350
You don't belong here, you probably are also a brrat.

>>18539326
It's fine. I like to listen to IRyS talk about something she's passionate/excited about

>>18539368
>being friends with a woman
You get what you deserve.

>>18539464
Oh my God how the fuck does anyone even think of writing this fucking incel shit

>I feel invincible right now
is it because of the meds?

>>18539602
Yes, steroids will do that.

>>18539584
>incel shit
Fuck off tourist.

>>18539326
this is infinitely better than m*** making her turn into an alcoholic

>>18539464
I hear you but she always brings weed and travels to me so it's worth it. Don't want to derail the thread more. Just needed to sperg out to people who would understand why missing the stream live is an issue

>>18539656
That's still going to happen.

HAPPY IRYS SOON EVERYONE SHUT UP

>>18539673
You shouldn't have brought up your reasons for missing the stream.

Yeah, we are all white blobs here. Let's not argue

>>18539744
The blandest white blob imaginable.

I honestly prefer the stickman but If IRyS likes the white blob then I will like it too.

>>18537742
pics onegai

>>18539673
Don’t give him (yous). Sorry your missing the live stream anon.

>>18539744
sir i am a noble alligator passing through these lands

GTA LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>>18539368
>she

>>18534715
It just depends on what her priorities are. If she decides she wants a relationship once she hits 29-30 I'm sure she'll be able to make it happen.

>>18539988
Biological females exist. Yes. If anon is serious, good for them.

>>18540140
You're gonna offend the troon jannies, careful.

>>18540336
I tried to word it so carefully as to not. My bad.

>>18539744
Im telling you me old champ, that little one need a monocle and a fancy top hat on top of it. Young lads there days won't even know how to topping up for the ladies, bloody hell.

>>18540113
>once she hits 29-30

>>18539368
My friend did this during the Caraoke stream, opted to use earphone.

It's fine guys i love older women, as I've said before she is literally the perfect woman for me so you all need not to worry, I'll keep her happy

>>18539646
Men aren't friends with women. Only boys and nerds have female friends.
Nothing to do with sex. Just little boys who weren't socialized properly.

>>18540370
needs to be more robotic

>>18540370
I like this guy

I forgot where IRyS left off

>>18540754
Going to LS I think?

>>18540602
why is it that autists with weird ass opinions telegraph their brain rot even further by typing in stilted prose with unneeded capitalization and periods

it's like you want us to know you're some unfuckable robot

EVERYONE STFU, ME WIFE BE STREAMING

>>18540754
She did the China guy mission with trevor

To be fair, stickman hardly seems aristocratic or family. Maybe if we called members nephamiliars instead.

>>18540871
Got a lot of dumb little girls you use for emotional support, eh, fem?
Best not share that shit outside your nerd circle.

It looks we are yukimin ripoff, we must accept it...

>randomly check up /HIRyS/ after playing games all night
>read that stream is starting
I'm really happy now.
>>18539350
holostars are boring, shitty parasites that no girl have anything to gain by collabing with them. If I were gay/cuck I'd watch nijisanji for males.

>>18541000
please shave your neckbeard and lose some weight

I immediately smiled when I saw her face
I love her so much

Oh thank god it's ultra low-latency. Low-key thought she forgot again

IRyS, please tell me more about this "hexfile".

She sounds so happy

That actually sounds nice

>>18541253
frfr no cap on god

>>18541132
Stop watching Dawson's Creek with your gal pals who you secretly wish you could fuck, you little queer.

She sounds so genki.

OrgasmRys...

>>18541393
u can't even get ur story straight

am i a queer or do i want to have sex with women? i dont get it

Oh no.

her voice during that thocc showcase

>CTRL is dead
bros....

>ALL WOMEN ARE QUEEN
>IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT
Stop for fucks sake you are both retards. My oshi is streaming

Imagine Caraoke with GTA

This poor dork will never master the art of streaming. I love it

That heavy breathing when she thocced the keyboard.

I'm surprised no one posted about IRyS's lubed keys

Why is her computer so slow? It always feels way slower than her hardware should be capable of performing, even while streaming.

>>18541695
It's a bad joke.

>13 tabs
>at lease 8 of those are porn

>only 13 tabs
Anon is right, girls are weird. Good but weird

>>18541695
Too busy getting it up. She is so cute and unintentionally SEX right now.

R.I.P bike guy, first victim of today stream. Kek

>>18541740
keyboard porn

>>18541755
I only ever need two or three tabs to accomplish my goals.

>>18541814
It took her less than 5 minutes to commit a crime

>>18541454
holy fuck you're a faggot
just go smoke pot with your beaver buddies and die young

>>18541695
she said she can't go back after tasting this heavy lubed thing, but I don't want to post about it. She is like this always and I don't want to repeat myself

>>18541755
>>18541843
The weird thing is that it's only 13.
t. Never Closes a tab and just lets them auto-suspend in the background, never to be clicked on again.

>>18541695
Irys is getting pissed off at people noticing her innuendos so we need to dial it back

>the Woolie control scheme.

>>18542027
>we

>>18541710
I bet she has powersaving on cause it came that way

>>18542299
>powersaving
anon, PC has no powersaving mode.

>get drunk alone
>look up pictures of IRyS's roommate
>feel consoomed by melancholy and yearning

>>18542340
It does. It puts the graphics card and CPU scheduler into a lower power usage mode where it won't boost as high.

>>18542340
If its windows it does. Its not just a laptop thing.

>>18542357
Go doxxpost somewhere else.

>>18542653
Leave the poor guy alone. His heart has been broken by someone he will never meet. Many such cases

IRyS really sucks at this game.

>>18542855
I know, I love it

She's really struggling kek

>rq 30 minutes into the stream

She's going to rage quit

>why am i so dumb?

But IRyS that's one of your charms

>>18542855
It is so funny. Her aim is better than mine, the hardcore fps player, but she is brainlet that can't understand basic tactics
I love her

I could have sworn this mission starts you in a perfect vantage point . Guess she drove through it.

>>18543129
What tactics does she need to understand? I just rushed this making extensive use of Trevor's ability.

IRyS...

IRyS ...

God, she's so dumb.

That was funny

Bless her little heart. She's really not very bright

>>18543205
Basic assault tactics

>>18539744
Wait, she acknowledged it as the official one? I liked the stickman more.

>>18543205
I mean really basic, like try to cover and fight one opponent at time and stop going in the open

>>18543407
Not really confirmed but look at her retweets

She really likes the cool guys eh?

Warlike IRys.

Goddammit I missed 45 minutes of GTA kino, any good moments yet?

>>18543677
All of it.

>>18543706
I'm gonna die.

>>18543677
Kino DumbRyS.

I fucking hate Trevor.

>>18543677
Car date. You missed it.

>misses her turn
>turns directly into a wall
Perfect

>>18543895
Classic women driving

IRyS is such a saviorfag
Sasuga the embodiment of hope

She doesn't need skills
I'M DRIVING

>it's raining ingame
>it's raining outside of my house
WE ARE

>I don't need to drive good, you will be driving

>>18543975
she's so good at tugging my heartstrings it's unreal

I guess I drive tonight

Would Irys not laugh at dirty jokes in real life or is she holding back for the stream

Alright, i'll say it:
Bare your teeth = Only in Hope > Joy with You > Sink Again, Rise again > Nameless Sadness > Flower of hope

I could eat melons for days

>>18544553
They weren't really jokes, just plain vulgarity.

The FPS drops are very noticeable today. Something is wrong with her PC.

>>18544553
This is my wild guess but I think she finds dirty jokes and swearing annoying when they're used excessively, i.e telling the O'neil to stop swearing so much a few moments ago

Keyboard addiction is too real.

>>18544770
Because they fucking are. I may occasionally swear here but almost never IRL.

Didn't Irys do all this stuff already or am I thinking of someone else's GTA stream

>>18543969
wondering why your teas gone cold?

>do street lamps taste good?
Irys...

>>18544814
you're thinking of someone else

>>18544814
You're probably thinking of Gura.

>>18544809
pussy

>>18544936
Fuck you.

>>18544809
I swear just as much as GTA characters in real life

>>18544936
Nigger

HoloLive audition? Don't say that IRyS, you'll give people the wrong idea…

Next thread:
>>18545312
>>18545312
>>18545312

Is it wierd that the first 2 times I listened to Journey the songs just sounded kinda ok but not great, but this time when I listened to it they all sounded like absolute fucking bops?

>>18545333
no, that happens with music a lot
whenever you try something give it a few listens over a few days before saying it's good or not

>>18545333
the songs you grow to like never stick at first or somethin

>>18544753
My guess is that there are new drivers for GPU and her GTA5 updated

IRYS SWORE LETS GOOO

>women driving
>>18545925
What did she say? I missed it.