/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love IRyS~ <3

>>18494347
Hey I have that, lol

>IRyS's fancy tongue

PONRyS...

I will hold your butt if we go to waterslide.

>>18494533
Thanks

>>18494533
>going down the waterslide together with her in your lap
FUCK. That's a mental image I didn't want right now.

>>18494565
Are you IRyS?

Why was Sora stalking her while she was on a date with chat?

I am gonna have sex with my wife!

>>18494606
She's in love with my wife

>>18494606
Sora stalking couples is a time honored tradition

>>18494578
jesas....

>>18494606
it's what she does. waiting in the shadows for the right moment to appear.

>>18494592
No

>>18494578
>she asks you to close her eyes with one of your hand while the other hand wraps around her tummy because the new waterslide is scary

Are Japanese waterslides made of bamboo or something

>>18494606
It almost felt planned how perfect it was.

Noooo that mascot is...mediocre.

mascot talk

>>18494533
>hold
Oh I would do more than that

someone please post the design the artbro posted on twitter

Yup, that's me.

SHES GONNA DO IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you are gonna keep seeing me bros

ME

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so easy to make me huge
fax

reine collab!

>>18494793
Nice post, me.
And this is my wife!

>Caesura of Despair
I can't believe I was sleeping on IRyS for so long, she's cute and lovely and hope has descended!

yeah, I'll be her chair from now on. mandatory facesitting is a must

Feel like I'm winning tonight.

>>18494896

>>18494896

>>18494896
oh fuck

IRyS and I can sharp tail bone buddies(lovers)

>>18494896
that was quick

She sounds so fucking excited it's adorable

irys so thocc

>>18494896
kek

The Last IRyStocrat

I wouldn't mind a keyboard asmr for members if she actually gets it

>>18495073
anything is fine by me. IRyS will make it worthwhile.

I hope she'll stop being so paranoid about reflections some day.

Am i going schizo or she sounds a little sad?

What the fuck is she talking about?
>>18494896
H- hayai...

>>18494896
I'll kiss it all better...

>>18495050
me

She won't ever do soldering...

reflective things hate i wanna see her cute hands

>>18494606
Sora stalks everyone
It's just what she does

>>18495121
nah, she's mellow

She acts like a little kid.

>>18495138
>he doesn't know

>>18495165
We just want to see them live.

>>18495165
but i do and thats why

>>18495138
I'd be worried for the mental health of the thread if she did a hand cam stream

>>18495147
i know she watches loli i wonder if she selfs insert as the loli or wants to fuck the loli

>>18495185
Definitely.

>>18495147
TuT

>>18495185
she's a woman. it's daughter experience for her.

>>18495185
all of the above.
I remember her going
>Laplus 139cm UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

I keep imagining date with IRyS in various situation.

>>18495165
I don't know, explain.

>aren't you jealous
god, she knows we want her so bad

>>18495185
Girls only pretend they want to have sex with other girls on stream to excite viewers
They like little girls because they want to be them

>>18495338
>IRyS wants to be a little girl
>I want to be a little girl
WE ARE

>>18495397
in need of some therapy!

>>18495397
bro...

It's a bit annoying how she wants to include everyone but chat just goes with Bae

>>18495397
insane

>sucking on cum-

>>18495304
Her roommate has a silver play button unboxing vid.

"Let me start sucking." -- IRyS 2022

>>18495422
>>18495425
they >>18495397 could be femanon. I doubt it but you never know…

C U M

>>18495461
it does seem that there a lot of women /here/

irys gfe...

>>18495552
WE ARE ALL IN BOYZ

when is her birthday again?

corn is in the spreadsheet...

>>18495607
Go back to your containment split and don't come back.

>>18495600
March 7th
and you call yourself an IRyStocrat?

>>18495440
video onegai...

>>18495600
holy shit in less than a month

IRyS...

>>18495641
Is it that hard to use the search function on youtube?

This woman could ask me for all my belongings and I would give them all without a second thought

>>18495641
Don't do it anon, stay pure or you will end sending SCs all the streams

>>18495684
She doesn't need to ask me anything she already owns me

Imagine her nudging you with her horns when she's down for you know what

>>18495684
t. greynigger

>>18495641
it's on youtube but dont sudoku yourself like that

>>18495304
that infamous nail pic

Fucking hell at least wait until the thread almost dies to start talking about roommate shit

>>18495625
she didn't stream on my birthday that why

>>18495787
this is what happens when someone brings up her hands/nails.
>many such cases
I've managed to avoid her roommate stuff so far but it's tempting.

>>18495806
whens yo birthday

>>18495818
not gonna dox myself on this shithole

>>18495845
statistically there are many people that share you birthday. You're not doxing yourself by revealing it.

>>18495845
its just a number bro, bet at least a million ppl share the same birthday

she cant egosa...

>>18495845
Too late, I'm already triangulating your location

>>18495845
you know that several million people share your birthday right

>>18495715
>>18495730
>>18495662
holy shit its unironically hot wtf

アイリスオーヤマ

>>18495934
rice cooker love les goo

>live in Japan
>have no rice cooker

>>18495933
AAAA I CAN'T FIND IT

>>18495959
dishonor to famiry

>>18495933
i hate that i love this random nip so much

>>18495975
lurk moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, 5000 years to be exact

>>18495934
Hmm interesting company

>>18495984
I don't. I love that I love her.

She is literally the perfect woman for me "in"and out, i love her more than anything and i will break the laws of physics for herrrrr

>>18495975
roomate name + archive

>>18495975
it isnt that hard....

>>18495933
At the same time, I weep

アイリス・オーヤマです。

Renai circulation, huh.

I have 3 years to finish my study and nips certification. I will marry IRyS!

>>18496081
whoever is that faggot must kill themselves

>go out for an hour
>come back
>she's still reading

>>18496093
her eggs will dry out by the time you finished

>>18496093
not if i can somehow figure out a way to do it first even tho im not in the most favorable stiuation rn...
mark my word

>>18496132
I will rehydrate it!

>>18494606
>everyone gets along with IRyS
>everyone gets along with Koyori
What happens when they meet?

>>18496179
I like that girly hag cat.

IRyS, please sing Super Max, onegai...

>>18496179
Actual off-collab sex

>>18496228
She can't sing anymore...

>>18496179
civil war

IRyStickMan huh?

>IRyS' Dick Man
Literally me.

>>18496263
What's so civil about it?

WHOEVER MENTIONED THE UNBOXING I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND BURN IN HELL

Silly question, but why is roommate posting bad?

>>18496378
It's just against the board rules and board culture.

>>18496378
>>1

>>18496378
Too much info breaks board rules.

>>18496378
some roomate shit is wild and derail threads and attract trolls

>>18496378
>>1

>>18496378
Rules. Also, tactless brainlets use roommate knowledge as a weird flex and act like they're superior to other viewers which ruins discussion

>>18496405
>>18496407
>>18496408
>>18496413
>>18496418
>>18496442
I know about the rules, but i was curious about why that rule existed
So trolls and potential doxx or bad past right?

>touching grass
WHO BROKE CONTAINMENT?

>What is touching grass?
She's so oblivious it's so cute

>irys doesnt know what "touching grass" means
i love her so much

>>18496466
>twitter meme
>breaking containment

>>18496485
I thought it was a 4chan meme. It's said here a lot. I guess 4chan stole it?

touching grass is a stupid meme anyways

>>18496502
4chan IS Reddit

thank god, she's only used to niconicodouga culture

>>18496502
Baitposters and tourists

Houhouin kyoma is an irystocrat lets fucking goooooo

moe moe kyun killed irys career...

"Touch grass" was always a Twitter meme, twittards just kept spamming it here specially in this board

>>18496463
Why the rule exists? Well before a separate vtuber board was even imagined, someone mentioned a dog community site somewhere and it was toxic as shit. And it is good for that kind of shit to not be tolerated here.

Thought all memes originated on 4chan

>>18496463
It's essentially off-topic discussion. Since a vtuber and the roommate are supposedly separate things

>>18496581
I don't search for the origin of memes. I have a life.

>>18496563
Stupid auto correct: "dox community". The last thing this site should be involved with. Heavy digging can lead to all sorts of stuff that ruins everything. Potentially illegal at that.

>>18496581
almost all memes from 2006-2012 came from this site, 2013 onwards is just the start of stealing other shit from tumblr, twitter, leddit, etc.

I'm ngmi

>>18496563
I think the mods abuse that rule. One time a guy was like "I'm going to date so and so" and I said "Yeah then you find out she has a boyfriend", I got a 2 day ban for that.

>>18496581
Those days are long gone

>>18496646
>>18496666
I see, the autism spread basically right, lol

>>18496720
When's the last time 4chan produced a big meme? QAnon?

So how many hours until the Reine collab?

tomorrow
>collab with reine
>members only hopefuly

>two streams tomorrow

>>18496785
~28

I'm going to stay home all day in case of a member stream

>>18496774
imma be real im not ancient enough to know anything I just heard that somewhere, lol

>>18496810
Too long...

>>18496821
is it different from what you do everyday?

>>18496862
I usually touch some grass once a day.

>>18496862
Believe it or not, yes.

I don't think her vocal cords will be OK.

Why i am writing 'lol' so much

>>18496882
The cynical side of that is the lifespan of a chuuba is unknown so as long as they hold out until graduation...

>>18496877
>>18496881
why are there two
regarless better than me i guess

>>18496882
The humidifier will help some

failed asmr...

IRyS, I don't think humidifiers make a significant amount of noise...

She's dragging out the secret ending... she loves us so much

>byeRyS :(

HUMIDIFIER IRYS ASMR

>IRyS mouthful mode

How is it humanly possible for someone to be this dorky and cute?

I miss IRyS

my life is over where is she, i need her i NEED her :((((

ByeRyS :(((

ByeRyS!
See you anons tomorrow, don't shit up the thread and post cute IRyS

>IRyS pronounces certain words in certain ways

god i miss her already shes such a fucking cute dork ahhhh

i love her

>>18497021
like what

>>18496998
For once, she is a Pisces. Just look at Koyori and Nene. Both just as cute and goofy.

>>18496882
An optimistic take is that she'll be fine tomorrow since she's getting meds now

>>18497084
can't have optimism here. we have to be concerned for her throat. are the meds not working? she's been seeing the doctor for ages now!

>>18497125
Meds aren't magic. I just don't see things going back to normal.

>>18497160
then why do you all disappear when I take them?

>>18497179
take them now pls

>>18497199
I'm cooking Spam

>>18497055
spotted the femanon

>>18497342
I think you mean a "star racist"

>>18497055
>astrology using fake birthday dates

>>18497358
not mutually exclusive, so yeah pretty much

>>18497328
well, eat well

>>18497362
Double falsehoods? Say it isn’t so.

Does IRyS watch porn?

>>18497539
We don't know. Ask her.

>>18497539
She is an IDOL!!!!


...yes

>>18497539
Yeah, with me

>>18497539
noonly hentai

>>18497362
Even if fake, not too far off by personality alone. If you want a fake birthday that is way off, it's Kronii's.

>>18497539
most women don't watch porn. Why would IRyS be any different? She's an otaku not a sexfiend.

>>18497934
Anons are going to project. And it's SEA hours.

>>18497981
I don't know why I'm biting to be honest. Have I really reached the point where I must protect her honour?

https://files.catbox.moe/kof6mj.wav

lads...

>>18498130
I just spewed precum from hearing that, jisas

>>18498130
Awww yea baby

>>18497539
No. Instead I help her make porn.

>>18498130
That's not my seiso nephilim wife.

irys...

>>18496378
Anons are always pushing rules to the limit. Roommate posting is forbidden, but if you lurk enough, you will eventually know everything about that. If it were allowed, then doxxing would be new boundary.
I personally like to talk about nword when there is nothing else to discuss, but I can't imagine how bad if would be if every thread in this board would derail into roommate talk instead of streams.
I like this rule. It makes us talk about our oshi and anything else is taboo

>>18495493
It would explain the recent anti-unicorn posts. Besides the previous "let her do what she wants, she is not a child" from around the mori yab.

>>18500930
I anti-unicorn post because they're setting up their own delusions to have an excuse to chimp out when there's an inevitable irl leak, "not a child" posting is probably femanons but it needs to be drilled into their skulls either way

>>18497044
Some of her words are pronounced like she had a british education or is from certain parts of the midwest and northeast of the USA. I would be interested to know if she pronounces "measure" as "mayzhure"

>>18501050
>when there is an inevitable irl leak
You seem to require a heavy dose of meds more than unicorns in this thread.

>>18501050
That's the effect of globohomo stuck inside a western women's head

>>18497623
100% she watched Yosuga no Sora

the unicorns come with the job, i dont know why people act with surprise kek

bros... I fapped to Reine again..... Will IRyS forgive me...?

>>18501237
if someone is a public figure on the internet, eventually they're going to slip up and let something go or someone will get lucky enough to find doxx, just how it goes

>>18501972
Did you fap while imagining IRyS x Reine?

>>18501973
How new are you.

>>18502073
yes yes le hidden n-word oldfig knowledge, quit angling for internet points and accept that GFEfags get the rope

>>18502329
You sound mad? Did your Rushia bait thread get less (You)s?

>>18502329
I'm not one of then, not even a member of her p-word, but i believe the oldfags who share that information. They've only made me trust IRyS even more, she is an unicorn.
Take your "hur gfe le bad" to rushia threads, you don't belong here nor your shit opinion.
Not biting your bait anymore.

>>18494439
I MISS IRYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18502329
>Internet point
>/here/
Nice job, here is a reward for (you). Now go back where you came from.

>>18502013
Of course, what else would it be

>>18502625
It's fine then.

>>18502604
>forget your meds faggot
>forget
Didn't you mean to use "forgot"?

>>18502668
Aw shoot, fuck me

bringing up rushia only proves my point, you're setting up in your head that she's intentionally catering to that mentality. Also an unicornfag accusing others of bait when you're the undisputed worst threadspammers of /vt/ is laughable.

>he thinks all of /vt/ are in this general

>>18502851
Ignore him, get back to bed.

>>18502844
Anyone got the template with no words on it ?

Weird how many shitposters started showing up once Mori started turning into pure garbage. Deadbeats trying to deflect from their oshis downward spiral have to try bring down others to make her look better.

>>18502890
Looking for it.

>>18502932
the surge of people who anti the rest of EN is the real problem, there wasn't this much sperging every time she interacted with anyone before the lean incident and most of the oldfags not being around during the hiatus made it worse

>>18503045
thanks, it wasn't under jan's tag on booru and twitter is trash for finding anything older than a week

>>18503045
Awww ye, thanks a buch mate.

Guess it might be canon now...

>>18503389
No, fuck em, stickman is the best.

>>18502890
https://twitter.com/JanAzuren09/status/1484930413080760320

>>18503389
She wasn't sure in stream, but this proves it. I waited for that lazy gook whore for too long. Finally we have form that we can officially shitpost with and self-insert to

>>18503414
stickman would be our representation, like listener-san to Mr. Koro. i do wish we got a better mascot, KusoRyS would've been a good mascot.

>>18503488
Too goofy though...

FedEx please...

>>18503521

>>18504045
32% mascot...

>>18504045
looks like frylock from athf

>>18503389
>>18504045
I wonder is it hard to make a crystal cute?

>>18504251
Apparently it is.

I like this version that one anon post it here more. Adding a scarf and it perfect

>>18495126
I just got that. Fuck I'm slow.
gym time again. I'm sticking to that for you IRyS…

>>18504507
Shapeshifting crystal extremities look pretty darn good.

>>18503389
I wonder what happened with Ina design, likely she got really busy, I remember she show some possible concepts a long time ago but nothing came out of it

I want to do something outside, but the member stream...

I sure hope you guys are praying harder too?
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1493909093697785857

>>18503389
>>18504507
Like, i don't want to breach containment or anything. But what if i reply to Namii tweet with this picture and just add a simple comment like " Need a monocle and a top hat"? Since i really likebthis anon design. What do you guys think, yay or nay ?

>>18505613
No, fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uhh62MUEic
Imagine, same style of MV, but with IRyS,

I miss her!

>>18505646
Got it, fuck off it is.

>>18505613
Don't be an idiot anon.

That mascot sucks but the discord niggers are going to push it on her.
>>18505568
You have 12-13 hours before that's a possibility.

>>18505593
I don't care about her keyboard.

>>18495761
Okay I’ve heard the mormon rrat and we’ve all seen n-word baby but what’s the story with the nails?

>>18507952
Her nails are just pretty, there's nothing else to it

>>18508038
Ah okay. I think I heard that referenced. Another anon was talking about how cute her winter style would be (coats, scarves etc.) and also mentioned her cute nails.

HiRyS i love irysssss

the deathbeats unironically show irys the most love in terms of not taking it too far and be appreciative of her(guess we know why) but even without that they seem not hate irys and her appearence (which a lot ppl right /here/ dont even like... bruh) whenever i go to their genral to see what they're talking about irys i always find postive comments
like its SO funny and ironic that it actually makes sense

>>18508875
like when ppl bring up her model everyone (even in here) almost always shit on it and even on each other, but when you go to their general, they do mention how it isn't the best but still appreciate irys for her personality and overall the person behind the avatar
i'm not a death beat, i rarely even watch "her" streams but i really this part of human psychology what do you think, isnt this fasinating

Thanks for the info I guess?

>>18508875
>>18509025
Kill yourselves deadbeats.

>>18509068
its just the dichotomy, of ppl that love irys fr fr, and the ppl that are usually hated by the same

>>18507313
Then she doesn't care about you.

>>18509120
It's just the discord zoomer, he types weird stuff every now and then

>>18509120
ik ik, it seems like im sucking their dick but just try to understand what im trying to say if i am wrong ill gladly kym

>>18509178
we have namefag now huh

>>18509228
>now
I wish we didn't but what can be done about it

>>18509228
im trying to stay anonymous, but i just have to type fast and it just slips out ok

>>18509178
It's definitely not him. If that was him, he'd throw zoomer jargon. Trust me, zoomer anon is better than the attention-seeking deadbeat

>>18509318
I mean, just look at the way he types

>>18507952
>we've all seen n-word baby
No I haven't, can I be spoonfed? My google reps are failing me.

>>18509348
It'd be odd if he suddenly mention any crap outside IRyS. He has only been mentioning IRyS here, not any other chuubas. I don't know, tell me if I'm wrong

>>18509481
He was a deadbeat plant this whole time. Should have been obvious in retrospect.

>>18509651
Okay, he was a deadbeat plant. I was only noticing his mucho texto about mori and really thought that it was some just tourist trying to spew shit until i realized his zoomer jargon on his other replies. Zoomer anon, i thought you're better than this...

>>18509651
>>18509975
im a not a goddamn deadbeat, please at least read what i said before accusing me, what is this /hlgg/
i only love irys and i love her more than anything in the world and beyond

I only watched half of that valentines date because of work.
I’ve got the archive and dare not watch the other half of it because she was so cute & perfect. I know if I watch the other half I will fall in love even deeper with this succubus. It’s been clawing at me for the past day despite trying not to think about it. This woman is something different. She has done things to me that no one else has done before,

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>>18510633

>>18508410
shes such a girly girl ahh