/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori will be playing Getting Over It in 3 hours

https://youtu.be/gLiMv2fKQJQ
Uruka will do cringy date in 4 hours

(No Room)
Nasa will be playing Apex in 10 hours

https://youtu.be/G1Nd307t560
Lia will be smashing and passing pokémon in 24 hours

>>18476298
Iori love!

Uruka LOVE

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

New thread, NEW MICHIRU!

Reminder pippa would rather fuck a sentient ooze, serveral species of bugs and a set of car keys instead of you

PLEASE PIPPA JUST STREAM ONCE AT THE SAME TIME AS NOTPIPPA SO I CAN WATCH YOU LIVE

>>18476821
>would rather fuck a sentient ooze
You wouldn't?

Forehead uooooh

>>18476298
I'm still mad at deer about valentines...

https://youtu.be/f6jKSJ-hS-k?t=2164 [Embed] [Embed]
PIPPA FART
PIPPA FARTS
PIPPA BRAP
PIPPA FART
PIPPA FARTS
PIPPA BRAP
PIPPA FART
PIPPA FARTS
PIPPA BRAP

>making Pippa sit up straight
>deleting her save games and MMO accounts
>feeding her salad and plain chicken
>emptying her soda bottles into the toilet and making choose between toilet sprite or filtered water
>forcing her to shower and brush her teeth
>dumping her once she's inevitably mindbroken for Michiru

>>18477097
I'm going to the masturbation cave.

>>18477097
cute

>>18477449
I LOVE LIA BABY!
and screwed up my ritualpost!

THEY SAY MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. HE WITH THE BIGGEST BANK ACCOUNT HOLDS THE MOST POWER. WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH THOSE STATEMENTS ISN'T IMPORTANT, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THE FACT THAT OUR SOCIETY IS BUILT AROUND MONEY. WITHOUT IT, THERE IS NO SOCIETY. GOODS, SERIVCES, ANIME GIRLS. ALL OF THEM REQUIRE MONEY. BUT IN OUR MODERN WORLD, MONEY IS BACKED BY THE GOVERNMENT. WE CAN TRUST OUR DOLLAR BILLS ARE WORTH SOMETHING BECAUSE WE HAVE GOVERNMENTS THAT SAY THEY'RE WORTH SOMETHING, AND WITH THAT, SOCIETY AGREES. HOWEVER, WHAT ABOUT IN THE FUTURE, IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WHERE THERE IS NO GOVERNMENT, NO LARGER SOCIETY TO ENSURE OUR MONEY HAS WORTH, WHAT WILL WE USE TO TRADE? WELL MANY PEOPLE HAVE PONDERED THIS QUESTION, PERHAPS WE WILL GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF OLD AND USE GOLD, OR MAYBE EVEN PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS, OR PERHAPS EVEN SOMETHING MORE OBSCURE LIKE BOTTLES CAPS. WELL MY FRIENDS, SCIENTISTS HAVE THEORISED AND PONDERED THIS QUESTION AND HAVE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY. FOR YOU SEE, IN A POST APOCALYPTIC WORLD, THERE WILL BE NO INTERNET. SO TELL ME, HOW WILL WE WATCH URUKA'S STREAMS WITHOUT ANY INTERNET TO ACCESS THE SERVERS THEY'RE STORED ON? AND SO, WITH THAT REALISATION THEY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IF SOCIETY IS TOO COLLAPSE, THE MOST LIKELY REPLACEMENT FOR MODERN CURRENCY, IS THAT OF THE URUKA. URUKA STREAMS, URUKA MERCH, URUKA MEMES. ALL OF THEM, HELPING THE SOCIETY GROW AND PROSPER.

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>18476265
Who is Pippa and why is she getting famous?

>>18471177

>>18477329
I'm sure she would take toilet sprite still.

>>18476968
yes but not one thats explicitly toxic waste

>>18477677
She admits to wanting to fuck keys

>>18477677
/here/tuber, while also corpo, you should get the picture by now

>>18477677
she said she would fuck a yanmega so all the bugfuckers are inclining her

>>18477677
She's the only keyed chuuba

Nice, Pippa and Lia might be doing a D&D with Lumi, Sara, and Non.

Looking forward to chaos.

I love tenmama because she's so tough. she loves every moment.

https://files.catbox.moe/lgj075.png

>>18480622
>Lumi
Cyberlive is no longer a black company

>>18480622
>D&D
>with Nonn
The should play something more fitting like Exalted, it would let them be as degenerate as they want.

I will be FLAKES.

>>18481527
anything would be more fun than D&D

>>18481675
do you look good in women's clothing?

>>18480622
Would prefer an alternative game like Cyberpunk or Shadowrun, I am sick of D&D.

>>18482021
No... I'm ngmi.

>>18482250
Anyone looks cute if drunk enough

>>18482250
come back when you can cross dress, and then maybe you'll have a chance of being the next Flakes

>>18480622
pass
DnD is the most pozzed tabletop game in existence

Lumi said TTRPG not specifically D&D.

>>18477329
>Forcing Pippa into the neet cage!
>Leaving her with only a laptop connected to MMOs!
>Feeding her chicken nuggets and Doritos!
>Letting her drink only either soda, or my piss from a toilet!
>Forbidding her from showering or brushing her teeth!
>Mind breaking Pippa into a state of utter misery!

i want to fix the pippa

>>18476298
>https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori is live

>>18484630
this andre guy is getting annoying

>>18486266
im not paying attention to chat but what is he doing?

After Tvee had turned her into a sandwich and eaten her as a subscriber's bonus during a Thanksgiving stream, Pippa’s fans were disappointed to learn that the digestion process had rendered the spell irreversible. Pippa would be a lump of poop forever. This wouldn't be all that big of a deal to the fans, but Pippa kept whining and crying about it, and she smelled so bad that she was unbearable to be around.

It didn't take long for Pippa's boyfriend to decide to seal her in a glass jar to minimize the smell, and muffle Pippa's interminable whining about her new poop existence. Unfortunately, she quickly began whining even louder, which gave her boyfriend a perfect idea.
"I think it's time for you to go back to work," Pippa's boyfriend said.
"My job is streaming for Phase! How am I supposed to do that after Tvee turned me into poop?" Pippa angrily demanded.
"Would you let that go? He didn't mean to. Anyway, I'm sure they'll find something for you to do. I'm going to mail you to them."
"My fellow idols can't see me like this! It's too humiliating! Please, let me stay here with you!"
"No." He ignored all of Pippa's objections as he stuffed her jar in a cardboard box and mailed her to her workplace, located 500 miles away from him. He was so glad to be rid of the whiny turd.

Now, Pippa's life is misery. All of her genmates spend all day seeding and sneeding on her and laughing at her and her disgusting new poop body. They shake her around in her jar, painfully splattering her against the glass walls, they call her cruel names, and they threaten to flush her down the toilet where turds like her belong.
All Pippa can do is cry and nostalgically remember her former life as a useless neet. But now she is just a disgusting turd in a jar, and that's all she'll ever be again. At least Pippa’s co-workers are enjoying their new company mascot.

Lia: So then, after getting pooped out of Tvee’s ass, Pippa's boyfriend mailed her in to work in this jar, as if we have a use for a coiled turd on our group! Hahaha!
Uruka: Hey, Pippa the talking turd in a jar can’t be any more useless than Pippa was when she was an idol! Haha!
PIPPA: Uwah, stop jostling me around! I don't like this! Put me down! Please!
Lia: Hahahaha! You hear that? The smelly little turd wants me to stop jiggling her!
Lori: Shut the fuck up, you disgusting coil of feces from out of Tvee’s ass! You belong to us, now!
Tenma: Hahahaha! It's only a matter of time until we get bored of you and flush you down the toilet forever you fucking lump of shit!
PIPPA: Whimper! I hate being a poop!!!!!

>>18486473
he just says very odd things
>fall if you love your herd
>can you scream for me?
>just scream
>scream to make me feel something

>>18486477
Rope yourself attention-fag

>>18486477
kys

>>18484539
You can’t, you won’t even get the opportunity

>>18487701
how do you know that
all i have to do is groom her, which is pretty easy

>>18487121
that is weird, its one thing to post shit like that /here/ but it's another to be like that in chat. isn't he the one also who is givng asheleague members shit for being horny for lia? this is just a rrat but he uses basketball american lingo too he might be one of them

>>18487782
he does, it's annoying

>>18487749
Do it then, retard. Hurry up the clock is ticking.

>>18487919
he just called iori ugly too? what the fuck is wrong with him?

>>18480622
Where did they announce this?

>>18488201
Don't worry, my plan is already in motion

>>18486477
is this canon?

>>18483870
>misery
>gets fed junk food and can play MMOs for free the rest of her life

This is probably her ideal

>>18488222
Around the 50min-60min mark of Lumi's lastest stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLiMv2fKQJQ
MY BEARLOVED WIFE IS LATE FOR OUR DATE

>>18489366
finally...awkward date with Uwuka time...I expect her to cringe at trying to be romantic

>>18486477
edit it to be another chuuba shitting her out and I'll fap

SEX WITH THE BBEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR

I'M SO FUCKING HORNY I WANT TO HAVE INTIMATE SEX WITH THE BEAR

Uruka is really cute.

>>18490391
kinda wish she got rid of the music and instead had like ambient sounds to make the date more immersive...

>>18476265
Is it true she is trans?

I'm surprised Uruka knows pineapple makes your gunk taste better

>>18490755
yes, and she shoves keys up her urethra

>>18490806
H-hot...

>>18490755
no evidence of this yet

there is evidence she has a boyfriend though and there is strong evidence that he is a troon or at least a they/them faggot

>>18490847
I WANT TO CLIMB IN HER WOMB AND GET BIRTHED

>>18490882

>>18490755
voicechangers aren't that advanced yet. pippa's voice is 100% female

>>18490851
>strong evidence that he is a troon
Not really
>a they/them faggot
This part is 100% true, I'll give you that

>>18491067
are they/them faggots not just a lesser troon? I guess it's not a guarantee they crossdress and try to look like a woman but I'd assume most people who go by weird pronouns do to some extent

>>18491173
troon implies that he's cut off his dick to try and become a woman or something. all evidence points to him still having a functioning cock

>>18490696
this isn't joke?

>>18486477
Would you buy Pippa's turds?

>ctrl + f Jim
>phrase not found
good thread

>>18491034
>voicechangers
Trans people do voice training.

If Jim were to ask Pippa to become his girlfriend, would she ditch Zoidberg for him or is she loyal?

>>18491285
I want to clean their cock wet with Pippa juices after fucking.

>>18491485
she doesn't sound like a tranny at all though, listen to how actual trannies sound, even the ones who are decent at imitation still have a certain quality to them that Pippa doesn't

GOD I WANT TO PLOW THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BEAR IN HER FAVOURITE DUMPSTER

lmao

>>18491486
I think Zoidberg is absolutely her plan B(eta) and if she could she'd dump him in an instant to be with someone like Jim.

>>18491285
What do we call they/them faggots, then, if not trannies?
>>18491444
Don't jinx it.
>>18491485
Even taking that into account, trannies can't reach a voice like Pippa's.

>>18491725
>What do we call they/them faggots, then, if not trannies?
>faggots
You just answered your own question, dude. Just call them retarded faggots

Uruka has HIV

Teaser for the extremely explicit, extremely erotic fanfic prompted by Pippa’s Pokemon smash or pass stream.

The throbbing sun blazed in the sky, its oppressive heat pressing upon Pippa and Lia. Sweat poured down their sizzling skin, mingling with the steamy humidity of the fetid jungle air. The elephant’s back heaved between their legs as he plodded along the trail with a powerful, interminable rhythm. Pippa panted, her mouth parched. “Even water would be ok”, she thought. She inhaled. The inside of her mouth seemed to crackle. She looked at Lia’s exhausted figure slumped in the howdah. Her mind drifted into a drowsy sun-baked reverie.

It all seemed so far away now, like a dream. The weeks had been frantic, disjointed. The unceremonious departure of the moderators. Their revenge. The discord leaks. The pictures. The addresses. Doorbells rang during streams. The antis pounced even on reddit. Sweaty otaku hovered facelessly in the crowds. The pressure rose, suffocating, like the stifling air of the jungle. That, then, was where they’d fled. The jungles of Hindustan, the last vestige of the primordial earth, beyond the reach of the antis, beyond even the reach of white man’s civilization itself.

Stepping out of the Junkers trimotor in Bombay had come as a shock. The torrid air, laden with exotic and distasteful odors, had seemed to slap Pippa in the face as she’d stepped out of the door onto the tarmac. A gritty dust instantly coated her face and, aided by the wind, infiltrated her mouth and nostrils. A rickshaw pulled by a skeletal old man who ran as though he feared the foreign apparitions he carried behind him took them through streets choked with faceless brown throngs. The wretches, clad in loincloths and shawls, crowded the gutters and alleys and turned their eyes to the two pale women in the rickshaw. They lifted their arms, palms upturned, as they uttered in unison their pitiful supplications for bobs and vagines. Claustrophobic even in this exotic land, they had hired a young mahout and his elephant and set out on paths less traveled. Indeed, the wilds of Hindustan were the heart of darkness, and while the darkness of the jungle was dappled with the tropical sun, it was still a darkness seldom beheld by the eye of the white man.

>>18491486
She secretly hates Zoids because she hates LGBTrannies and is with him out of sheer convenience.

>>18491916
Rope yourself attention-fag

>>18491916
The harsh glare of the afternoon sunlight pulled Pippa from reminiscence. She squinted at her surroundings. The jungle was sparse, giving way to grassy thickets and deep azure sky that stretched to eternity. The faint screech of an unidentified animal, one of many, sounded behind her in the depths of the flora where even the mahout would not dare venture. Pippa understood they were moving faster, more sensed from the subtle change in movement of the elephant beneath her than consciously perceived. A flare of white light, too bright to be of nature, assaulted Pippa’s eyes. She lifted her hand to shield her face. The onion shaped spires of a palace towered in the distance, white marble gleaming in the sunlight. Pippa nudged Lia, who stirred and uttered a soft, surprised “oh!” as she saw the rapidly nearing palace.

The elephant patiently stopped in courtyard, just as it had impassively plodded on the trail. A swarthy man of small stature, clad in a sherwani, appeared suddenly, as if materializing from the ether. “I am Mr. Sir Nagoo. The Rajah is honored by his guests.” He punctuated his statement with two quick claps. A burly man, clad only in turban, beard, and sirwal, sprang forward and effortlessly lifted Pippa and Lia from the elephant to place them gently on the ground.

“Come. Come. You must refresh yourselves,” Mr. Sir Nagoo beckoned. He clapped twice more for emphasis. As he gestured for Pippa and Lia to follow him into the palace, two young boys scurried past and began to deftly tend to the elephant. Eyes wide, Pippa and Lia followed him through a high arch of gleaming marble, into hallways framed with exotic woods, where light from gold braziers played across gold and silver accents encrusted by priceless gems.

“The Rajah is a renowned socialite. He implores that you enjoy his hospitality.” Mr. Sir Nagoo maintained a polite inane chatter as they walked, seemingly oblivious to the lack of any response from the girls. “You will certainly be pleased to meet his other esteemed guests.”

Mr. Sir Nagoo turned and swept his hand towards a large doorway. Pippa and Lia stepped forward. Steam gently wafted from a large stone bath. Fragrances of rose and jasmine rose from petals floating in the water, and exotic incense from the burners along the wall mingled with the scent of spices and citrus from the bowls of fruit, chilled in ice, placed on tables around the room. “Please, you must rejuvenate and replenish yourselves,” he urged. He again punctuated his words with two sharp claps. Two veiled women in saris glided into the room and began to tug at the buttons of Pippa’s and Lia’s clothes as Mr. Sir Nagoo retreated from the room and closed the double wooden doors.

1) Yes, there is a bath scene.
2) Lia was originally had a smaller role in the story but that might be greatly expanded after her own Pokemon stream.
3) This is 4chan. You know what’s coming.

I know this stream is supposed to be a joke, but all it's doing is making me want to go on a genuine date with Uruka

>>18492191

>>18492054
>>18491916
I don't know what any of this has to do with Pippa getting stuffed with bug-type eggs but alright

>>18492054
see
>>18491967

I'D CUT MY EARS OFF FOR THE BEAR

>>18492249
It’s called plot. I’m sure “Maybes I can help yous with that plumbing problem” is more than enough foreplay for most of you but I am an artist.

>>18492371

>>18492371
AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE TRANSPARENT BEAR

the bear spammer is the worst part of these threads I'm not even joking

>>18492453
agreed

>>18492453
hell yeah

>>18492502
>>18492550
unironically what is the point of this
these are literally the same exact image

>>18492593

>>18492593
report and hide, don't engage

>>18492637

>>18492453
I literally don't see the problem and I don't even watch uruka

>>18476975
cute design too bad about the voice

>>18492773
half the images in the thread are just random screen caps of her making similar faces being posted without comment. I might have checked her out but the spammer is making me hate her

>>18492777
sorry meant to quote >>18477329

>seanigger hours
>no pippa stream to shitpost about
>must shit on everyone else

>>18492826
yeah Pippa has a shitty voice too

>>18492825
abloo bloo

>>18492825
you WILL be missing out

>>18492825
it's good that a retard like you got filtered, then, you don't deserve her.

>>18477329
>dumping her once she's inevitably mindbroken for Michiru
this post is based except for this. i will not dump her after I have fixed her, I will bear the fruits of my labor and raise a family of retarded pippa children with her by my side

>>18477097
my eternity is shits and farts I can't...oh no, oh no, Pippa's cheeks just peeled away, and I'm over the toilet bowl! She's groaning loudly that means -SHPLORSH!-blaugh, I'm barfing out her ramen diarrhea, oh god, oh god, it's so - SSHPLASH! PHBLBLTH! - ohhhhhhhh god, it's so wet and chuny and putrid! Let me die, please god, I don't want to be Pippa's dirty little anus anymore, it's - PhBLBLTH! SPLOT! - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm an anus for pippa's shits and farts!!!!!
SHHPLASH
PWEEEE!
BLARPLE!
PHRRRT!
SSPLORCH!

>>18492919
I sometimes like to sit back and picture the type of person who unironically types this kind of stuff here.

>inb4 the annoying retard uruka spammer is Kyle Kazuma

>>18492964
judging by how quickly you samfagged to it I'd say they look something like pic related

>>18493055
i'm actually nta but ogey...

>>18492919
Now do Uruka

>>18493055
A fucking vampire?!?!?!?!?

>>18493167
I'm working on a story where she gets turned into Pippa's toilet. I will take requests for other ideas though

Mods are asleep...migrate to pippa general! >>18471395

imagine how fast these threads would go if all of Phase got spammed as much as Uruka

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1493839378073935874
kek

11:59PM PST the new year merch is going away apparently

>>18493527

>>18493639
huh? I don't get the reference

>>18493555
more self sabotage I see

>>18493560
It's strange she said that because there's nothing on their twitter or anyone else's about
>get your new years merch before [date]
maybe she meant something else...if not then fucking hell fishman what kind of awful business is that

>>18492453
t. ibs enjoyer

>>18493823
Fishman posted it 4 hours ago.

>>18493853
what's disliking spam have to do with liking ibs

>>18493887
That's just an odd decision...makes me wonder if what that other anon said about merch cycling every 2 weeks is true.

>20 dollars shipping
Why am I paying almost as much as the mousepad itself

$20 is like 3 day DHL shipping from Japan, but for the phase store its standard shipping? Fucking Canadians

>>18494054
leaf here. our shipping is FUCKED UP. i want to move to burger land

>>18476265
One of these doesn't belong

>>18493823
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1492670061487673345

>>18494141
ours isn't much better...everything goes out of california which is currently backed up forever
just looking at certain threads on /toy/ its filled with people waiting up to 4 months for a delivery

>>18494398
>3 days left
wow I am an absolute brainlet and never saw this...

>>18494451
it is also on literally every single product's product description

Tenma wife...

How many keys can Pippa fit in her pussy at the same time?

>>18494548
>asks Uruka to babysit while she showers
>takes a bath
>goes and buys groceries
>orders a pizza
>cleans her house
>makes soup
0 fucks given

Uruiori collab!!!

RATE IT

I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M GONNA MARRY HER IRL/10

>>18494766
I want to hear her roar/10

>>18494766
I'M TRASH/10

>>18494766
actually got a chub at one point/10

>>18494766
>said she would clean our ears for us
beasmr...onegai...

help me anon
i can't stop thinking about drawing guro pippa

Nasa will be streaming Apex on twitch in 1 and half hour.
https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa?sr=a

>>18497168
Get help

Man, I miss the classic times of the thread. What happened to the gay orgies that used to happen? Or the tributebros? Nowadays the timeloops are shitty and not as fun as they used to be

When I marry Uruka I'm gonna give her kisses every single day and tell her how much I love her all the time.

>>18494394
Segregation NOW! Segregation FOREVER!

>>18498619
I wish my dear Nasa would stop debuffing herself with these games

>>18498916
We’ll have another tribute arc one the merch ships. Flakes already agreed to save his load until his stand arrives

>>18498916
It's just recency bias.
All arcs have been absolutely terrible. The current tourist arc is no exception but neither was the fagposting arc nor tribute arc.
It always boils down to a few faggots having fun at the expense of everyone else, because this is 4chan and statistically speaking there will be spergs.

>>18500115
Fuck him! Literally!

>>18500015
Cover tries to move fps streams to Twitch, so expect an influx of Japanese valorant, apex viewers

>>18477329
>>18483870
There are only 2 types of cappipalists

>>18491485
""""people""""

>>18483870
this is all well and good, except for the not showering and brushing teeth part.

CLEANLINESS IS A PART OF GODHOOD, IF YOU WANT TO MINDBREAK SOMEONE AT LEAST DO IT CLEANLY.

what do you think, pips, yeah or nah

>>18500015
Whenever Nasa streams Apex or Valorant on twitch her ccv finally reach 30+ compare to her usual stream on YouTube.
Stop using adblocks on Youtube while watching her you fucks.

>>18477097
I CAN'T HEAR IT
WHY CAN'T I HEAR IT?

>>18492825
>uruka streaming
>posts uruka
>doesn't rrat or schizopost

Uhhh based?

Nasa's stream will start in 10 mins.
https://www.twitch.tv/utatanenasa?sr=a

>>18477329
>>18484539
Is that the fabled savior mentality?
Pippa is interesting BECAUSE she's a fuck up. Pippa being a normie would remove most of the appeal.

>>18497168
just make it ryona and all will be balanced

Man I fucking hope that kinda of abuse is just something extra and not a requirement for her.

>>18500646
It makes sense you would think that, faggot kiwi-reject tourist. Neck yourself

>>18500887
>I can change her

i will fix pippa by being there for her emotionally and being a genuine good friend to her!

>>18500646
It's a selfless act.
It's about preserving the Pipkin line to give future generations the chance to benefit from the rantings of a self-destructive rabbity-thing.

>>18500918
Probably not, but I can at least avoid being an enabling crab-in-a-bucket sociopath.

>>18500526
Why the fuck would anyone watch someone play Apex when there are literally countless chuubas playing the same fucking game most likely a lot better?
I swear Apex kiddies are literally retarded, fuck this gay world

Do you guys think Pippa posts there? >>18493243

>>18502221
Have you ever seen a degenerate wake up early in the morning?

>>18502299
Yeah, me

Tenma open her marshmallow. I'm going to ask her about twitch and OTV.

>>18502762
Don't forget to call her a cunt for "betraying us" or whatever RAG was bitching about.

>>18503385
>RAG
who?

>>18503608
The Twitch schizo who shit up Tenma's marks last time. He's still around in the disksword.

>>18493823
Badic tactic for specialty stuff, do a preorder for 2 weeks then actually place the order and get the exact amount needed

Nasa was cute today

>>18504773
What happened to her claws?

>>18504805
Michiru used her magic to modify Nasa's body

>>18504805
retractable

>>18500646
Ascended Pippa would still be weird, the only difference is that she would be healthy and strong enough to do even more weird things. Healthy Pippa would unlock her full sperg potential.

>>18492054
>Eyes wide, Pippa and Lia followed him
>Pippa and Lia followed
>Pippa and Lia
Hell no. They would never do that. Pippa would get distracted and go another way and Lia would push past him and lead the way even though she has no idea where she's going. Just like in the Roblox collab.

>Pippa down so bad that she'd have sex with keys.

IDK what is wrong with this rabbit, but she'd better find a woman to fuck her if this is where we're at.

>>18506030
I bet Lia would be more than happy to sexually dominate Pippa

>>18506124
I mean, it's either her, Tenma, or Pippa solicits an OL who has a fetish for leashing autistic chicks.

>>18506264
I think Tenma would do it out of pity, but I know Lia would do it just to tease her fans

>>18504773
Nasa is cute everyday

>>18506124
that depends if she can handle the smell

>>18506264
>OL who has a fetish for leashing autistic chicks.

Personally, I would not have sex with the rabbit.
I would have sex with the bear or the alien though.
Maybe even the fox.

why are there so many dead hours, its killing me.

>>18509450
I can't wait for gen 2 to not fill the dead hours and have double the overlap

>>18509532
im scared gen 2 isn't gonna be as cool and hip as gen 1

>>18509907
Yeah. What if they hate us? I know at least one of them will hate us, can't blame her, but she also can't blame me
That said, it will be fantastic to have an influx of tourists that are actually here because they like Vtubers as opposed to wanting my oshi to drive herself off a cliff

>>18510149
You can't milk your viewers for akasupas if you don't have a bit of contempt for them.

>>18510149
We'll get genuine tourists and a few will stay to improve the thread, but we'll have twice the antis and shitposters as well. Sort of like one step forward, two steps back.

>>18507352
>called out trash bear for being weird in discord
best girl

>>18510604
I don't think it can be any worse than it has been the past couple weeks. Especially during and around 12 hours after Pippa streams.

>>18512403
Then you are either a stark newfag or your memory is addled

>>18512463
Then refresh my memory. What arc was worse than the 3+ threads a day full on nonstop lolcow tourists? Zoidposts? Kapgate?

>>18512925
the lgbtweetgate

>>18513071
I agree that arc was hopelessly retarded but the possibly still ongoing lolcowarc is much more insufferable.

>>18512925
>full on nonstop
You see, that's the issue isn't it. Look around you. It's been, what, 6 hours since the last touristpost?
This isn't nonstop
It USED to be though.
Back when /pcg/ used to be fast (before half the regulars got filtered) we got 3 days away anyways, and it used to be TRULY nonstop.
Arcs back in the day (and cuckposting arc after it) were TRULY 24/7.
These 12 hours or so a day we get are a blessing and automatically give it 5 free rating points on the arc tierlist.
If this arc turns 24/7 and lasts 2 more months, then it'll be a contender for worst arc, but right now it isn't even top 5

>>18513363
>3 days away
3 threads a day

>>18513363
I can't wait for the schizo showing up to Pippa's house and kills her arc. Oh boy I bet we could out pace /hlgg/ with those threads

>Past midnight in SEAnigger islands
>They're still posting
Sugoi

>>18513570
I can tell you right now, those fuckers don't go to sleep until like 4am

>>18513363
I probably just hate it more now because it spirals into things that's completely unrelated to vtubers in general. I truly don't give a shit about any of the names being mentioned so the thread being completely inhospitable for 12 hours make me cope seethe mald. Not saying Kapgate was any better when everyone /here/ was having a meltdown that Lia has the audacity to have a male friend, but at least a janny is tangentially related to PC. Oh well. Maybe the grass is always greener.

>>18513741
Fair enough.

>>18513741
while I personally don't think is is the worst it has ever been, it doesn't help that the new breed of shitposters are so obnoxiously spammy
kinda reminds of the cuckposters

My 6 page PDF on Pippa's PTSD
https://files.catbox.moe/2lslrj.pdf

>>18513958
>cuckposters
Gen 2 will relieve these dead hours so hopefully there will be less meta shit. But you can bet your ass those cuckposters will be going full throttle. I pray their shitposting isn't as spammy when they realize a lot of PC's community are genuine cuckolds. I'm looking at you, Flakes.

>>18513701
as a burger neet I have been monitoring this thread since 8pm yesterday EST.

>>18514054
Was about to be impressed by the autism but this is just 20 or so minutes of work. Not even being used to paint any sort of narrative.
Meh / 10

>>18514054
Not what I was expecting when I opened the link, but I guess I appreciate you putting the tweets together. Pippa definitely needs to get to work on her health

>>18516572
She makes it hard not to concernfag. It is stressful being a Pippa fan.

The more I look at Pippa, the more I think she's cute. I like the personality too, of course. Best schizotuber.

>>18514447
>I pray their shitposting isn't as spammy when they realize a lot of PC's community are genuine cuckolds
Isn't the point of cuckposting that it would make goslings upset? Feeding into fetishes would just have the opposite effect.

>>18518560
the point of it is irrelevant because cuckposters keep spamming (used to, when they were around) no matter what. In their mind they think they are fighting for a good cause, whatever that is and it is impossible to make them see the objective reality they live in.

Pippa needs to make another IBS post, getting bored

>>18519053
I find it hard to believe you don't have any retarded ibstuber to watch right now

>>18519121
yes but none of them are cute girls.

>>18519361
How do you know Pippers is cute and not the stereotypical fat white trash?

>>18519500
When talking about vtubers you should assume unless stated otherwise that any remark on the appearance pertains to the character's design.

>>18519500
I mean how her 2d model looks. Also, she doesn't sound fat

>>18519500
she's stereotypical fat white trash AND cute

>>18519361
I'm really not that cute

Tell me about Pippa. Why does she want to fuck keys?

>>18519613
>drinks soda all day
>extremely poor diet
>lives in filth
This is all based on what she said

>>18520108
Being fat is about quantity of food not quality

>>18520162
The picture of Pippa’s hand indicates she’s not fat. She’s probably scrawny and malnourished if anything

>Tenma has heart problems
The fuck

>>18520835
Hot

>>18520048
https://youtu.be/f6jKSJ-hS-k?t=3497
She explains at 58min

>be me, a poorfag
>PC starts selling merch
>meh, only interested in the voice packs
>i'll buy them later since they don't have an expiration
>mfw

>>18520897
She's mentioned it before a few times. I think she even mentioned it in her debut

>>18520897
Hello newfriend. Tenma has heart problems which is part of the reason she doesn't play scary games.

>>18520897
>resident alcoholic has a fragile heart
go figure

>>18521034
Why would you pay to hear them talk for 3 minutes when they talk for 2+ hours at a time for free?

for those who haven't read it yet, there's still time. Here, lemme help you
https://files.catbox.moe/tj6sbj.epub

>>18523654
I ain't clicking that

>>18523765
your loss

>>18523899
what is it? if it's a manga just give the name

>>18523976
retardchama...

>>18523654
what's this have to do with Phase?

>>18524330
anonchama?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dSI6jKUHFc

>>18524378
oh I don't follow the rabbit

>>18523654
for anyone curious what it's about
>The story follows Urano Motosu, a book-loving post-secondary college student and soon-to-be librarian who ends up crushed to death beneath a pile of books at her house during an earthquake. With her dying breath, she wishes to be reincarnated in a world where she can read books forever. Urano awakens in the body of a weak, five-year-old girl named Myne in a world where books are scarce and only available to elites. Myne, retaining her memories from her previous life, decides to create and print her own books so that she can read again.

>>18524516
I want to think about Myne

this will be the only time I could dump my myne folder here so might as well

>>18524516
>isekai
why

>>18524922
it's pretty good for an isekai

>>18525022
Just finished volume 1 and my main question is why is this even an isekai? Couldn't the story work the same if Myne was just a 5 year old that wanted to read books?

>>18523654
I read the manga, is that good enough?

>>18525149
I think Nips are just more obsessed with following trends/cliches than any other race. There are a ton of isekai that wouldn't even need to be isekai but that's what is popular now.

>>18525149
Myne is a self-insert but a cute one

>>18525154
I'm assuming that the manga has left out some details that can be only found in the LN

>>18525149
It's been a while since I've read it but it's an isekai so that she'd have knowledge about modern bookmaking techniques iirc. But like the other anon said, it's also just a big trend in Japan so a lot of stories are unnecessarily isekais.

>>18524922
>>18525149
If you don't like Business Studies, then Myne would prove you wrong with her inventions and her intellectual brain she brought to an unfamiliar world! You can hate the isekai genre all you want. But Ascendance of a Bookworm will surely imprint a question mark above your head and make you think otherwise.

>>18525502
Narnia anime when?

>>18525598
Soon... there's actually a manga adaption the prequel book already

>>18526170
>white
get fucked wokies

>>18526297
Werent they always white?

>>18526642
Yes but there are those who'd try to rewrite history

>>18523654
funniest thing about this story is the main character being obsessed with books but not reading... just the concept of books...

>>18526954
She's literally me...

>>18526170
Was it ever scanlated?

>>18526954
She is obsessed with reading too. Needs books to be able to read. Have you read any of it or just guessing from the synopsis?

>>18528080
It looks like just the first 2 chapters have been

>>18492919
uh oh stinky

look at this. i like this. you should like this.

where did the bear spammer go?

>>18524378
>spoiler free
what's the point

>>18531195
He tends to show up during Uruka streams only

>>18531251
don't expect her to discuss the LN. This is Pippa we're talking about

>>18531195
why would he post when uruka isnt live
do you not realize he just takes screencaps from the stream as its happening, tourist?

>>18523654
Thanks anon, the PC shop site pretty much ruined my budget for the remainder of the month with entertainment spending

>>18531359
Pippa reads!!

>>18513508
>kills her
Why would someone do this instead of fulfilling her forceful kidnapping fantasy?

I was pretty sure that I had more myne pictures before. Can't find the "read a book, nigger" one

>>18531749
nevermind

>Orphen x Bookworm crossover
IMAGINE

Lisa, the sheep from tsunderia, wants to play Lost Ark with Pippa.
Also, she loves leopard geckos too.

It's quite funny to me that I decided on a whim to read the Bookworm LNs right before Pippa made it the Book Club series.
Ferd best boy, I hope Pippa creams her pants to him

Lutz keeps getting cucked. It hurts my heart bros... He doesn't deserve that fate

i have a feeling that Lia is gonna fuck a lot of the pokemon

>>18532746
Pippa's flirting was successful it seems

>>18533946
She's definitely going to smash all the bear ones

I LOVE LIA

https://youtu.be/G1Nd307t560
LIA!!!

Lia... please say pass to all the dog and horse pokemon please lia... its for your own good.

>Metapod and Kakuna
Lia likes them hard

>>18474715
She did fly and her setup is janky. Give us a sign, Kap.

LIA SMASHED THE BUGS!

>>18532746
>>18533990
Lisa wasn't phased by Pippa's autism at all so fingers crossed they interact more.

Lia no

Lia likes that thick and dark Diglet @_@

>>18534562
she's wanted to smash all the phalic shaped ones.....

>>18534599
And cloyster too

A pinecone...

How many dildos does Lia own

you just KNOW

>smash on houndoom
Shes a white woman it was inevitable.

>>18534365
she smashed the dog pokemon...

>>18534820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

>smash delelelele WHOOOOOP

its over for lia likers

>she wants the bunny bussy
pipenis confirmed

I just remember why I hate woman.

>>18535163
why?

>>18535153
canon futa

so lia likes guys with big hands hmmm

She wants to smash another dog...

>all these dogs

uhhh Lia bros can you explain this

>>18534991
this one's better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TplzEtLK5QU

https://youtu.be/_dSI6jKUHFc
we will be covering the first volume of ascendance of a bookworm spoiler-free for pippas book club tonight

>>18535525
pippa stop shilling your stream

>>18535454
we told you she was really white

90lb Lia.
IMAGINE

She keeps wanting to fuck cats too... annoying cat doko????

pippa fucks bugs/keys and lia fucks dogs... why are they like this...

>>18535791
all her weight is in her boobs

LIA PASSED THE KEYS! KEYBROS BTFO!

Vee got all his comments deleted in the prechat. Is he finally going to be banned for good?

the sand castle? that sounds painful lia

>>18536108
lol what was he commenting?

>>18536213
pokimane drama

>>18536110
It gets everywhere!

why is pippa such a goddamn sperg holy shit i need to save her

>>18536108
I saw him in Lisa's chat earlier and in Uruka's the other day, what's his endgame?

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1493961309695746055

the only thing i've wanted to smash so far is Lia

>>18536368
>not wanting to smash Gardevoir and Lopunny
Faggot.

>>18536367
Why did he just post the Pippa dox?

New thread
>>18536363

>>18536213
Pokimane drama and started name dropping Keemstar earlier

>Mentally she's 23 but physically she's 5
flip the numbers and it applies perfectly to pippa...