/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love fucking this bear!

>>18417983
>Beatani's call log
http://102716.xyz/calllog

>>18419613
The duality of bear

I love this fucking bear.

>>18423903
me too

>>18424100
Hallmark Holiday syndrome

BEATANI IS A PURE BEAR HER 8 HYMENS ARE INTACT

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxeUvgACLLPCzGVvOT1XA-M2ZgaLFnOxnH

>>18424500
What's with this bear even the way she says "until I die" is so cuuute.

>>18424100
install ublock origin you lazy bear

>>18424399
>punk band
>dancer
>hair removal
Dadochama...

>>18425266
"failed" to smoke weed twice
friend in jail

>>18424399
>>18425266
this fucking conversation again will just repeat the same shit.

>>18425320
>friend in jail
I am convinced that her friend wasn't her friend, instead her father

do you think chihiro will appear more in the streams?

>>18427495
I sure hope so

>>18417983
literally who?

I need a good beatani image to turn into a decal to stick on my car, something that'd look decent blown up to cover my hood (80x100cm or some shit). Any suggestions, dads?

>>18432160
These are high resolution, and she even labeled them "for DIY"
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89137924

>>18433160
First one actually looks perfect for a window sticker.

>>18419613
>Christmas
10/10. An enjoyable holiday with fun traditions. Receiving presents is also fun.
>Halloween
5/10. A fun holiday for children.
>Easter
2/10. Religious trash holiday, but easter bunny is good.
>Independence Day
1/10. Worth celebrating, but way too boring.
>New Year's Eve
0/10. Annoying and noisy normalfag holiday. Also a numberfag holiday because it celebrates a number.
>Thanksgiving
0/10. Shit burger holiday.
>Valentine's Day
0/10. Shit normalfag holiday.
>Saint Patrick's Day
0/10. What is this even?
>Mother's/Father's Day
0/10. Why would I celebrate these if I don't have children?

>>18434371
>0/10. Why would I celebrate these if I don't have children?
Because you have parents?

>>18435181
That'd mean I'd always be on the "losing" side. Holidays shouldn't be inequal like that.

>>18435775
They took care of you for years. I think you got more out of the deal.

>>18435775
Your parents have done a lot for you. "Losing" for a single day is not a big deal.

>>18417983
What is she carrying?

>>18434371
>>18435775
This is all I need to know to determine that you're a massive faggot.

>>18436459
A slice of (You)r dick

>>18436764

>>18440105
I love my happy daughter!
always cheerful!

>>18440263
Yay

What are the chances Bea was naked when crawling around like a dog in VRChat?

>>18433160
fanbox when

>>18432160
>>18433273
>>18433160
post to the tag when you do it please I want to see how good it turns out!

>>18434371
>Saint Patrick's Day
burgers celebrate it so they can pretend they are irish and pretend they have culture kek

>>18442028
It's a drinking holiday, don't you like fun?

>>18442082
if it was fun people wouldn't be drinking, drinking is stupid why would you willingly make yourself retarded just so you can enjoy things you wouldn't normally. if you don't enjoy it in the first place you shouldn't do it at all

>>18442082
No, it's a pinching holiday

>>18442150
I and many others enjoy drinking in and of its self. It also makes talking to others you normally wouldn't easier and more fun. Social lubricant.

>>18442187
Catch me without wearing green on St. Patrick's, not a chance.

>>18442212
>It also makes talking to others you normally wouldn't easier and more fun
thats not fun thats an illusion of fun created by your impaired brain

>>18442264
Autism. Experience is reality.

I WILL nade nade this bear

I'm not a fan of this new meta of just spamming bea related pics, like the temako thread does with temako.

>>18443073
chihiro love

>>18443113
Well, you are on an image board, deal with it

>>18443113
is to prevent the thread from being archived the board has been faster because of mori and rushia, at this hour almost everybody is asleep wait a little bit

>>18443243
>because of mori and rushia
who is mori and what happened

>>18441727
She hardly ever draws and that's the best she can do.

>>18443113
don't you like this face?

>>18446478
might as well go for it

She get locked out of her D****** account or something?

>>18443243
yah is officially on life support

>>18446887
She hasn't been using it much lately, but she hasn't been streaming it either.

>>18447120
>>18446887
She's literally posting rn

>>18447120
>She hasn't been using it much lately
What the fuck are you talking about? She posts for hours there every single day. She spends more time there than she does streaming.

>>18447215
in the secret accounts? because in the main accounts it is usually about 1 hour.

>>18447268
>I hour every day discord
>2 hours 3x per week stream
Which one is more?

>>18446478
What's the model?

I hate to do timeloop but this doesn't happen in the early days, I don't mind the dead thread but she doesn't stream like she used to and just wastes her time.

>>18447292
>1 hour
DYRBI

>>18447446
1 hour or more on main server.
More in secret servers.

>>18447328
paws but also unironically true

>>18446012
that face is dead and gone

>>18447328
if there are no active threads schizos will make offtopic threads with bea images but no bea in image name or description that go under everyone’s filters where they can say anything they want and it’ll be believed
The 24/7 threads are a necessary thing to contain that and stop it

>>18447500
>>18447958
Even a bear paws can't save this thread.

we can stop doomposting for a while, there will always be bear paws and the thread as well, tell me are you excited about today stream?

>>18448098
she will CRY TEARS OF JOY FROM MY ART!

>>18448098
There's even paws in this thread
>>18434371

>>18448098
i don't want to hear my voice i hope i don't feel too much cringe

>>18448197
No way that is paws. There are other paws around so try harder looking for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi1SjU8clE

>>18447328
>just wastes her time
If you're talking about Discord, that's far from the biggest problem of it.

>>18448350
my extremely autistic daughter can't be this cute!

she is STILL thinking about jack

>>18448535
what the hell happened to jack? I'm not talking about the guy who pretends to be him here.

>>18448689
Bea was a bitch and he eventually stopped coming

>>18448697
I see it was during that time, we lost many dads during that time.

>>18448689
he became a part of the darkness inside each and every one of us

>>18448773
It happened before that arc, Jack was acting like an obnoxious (but harmless) idiot and Bea was just being Bea

>>18448098
stream should be good i did try drawing a picture but it was way too bad so i deleted it kek, mayb i will try again next year

>>18448942
dad maybe you won't get a chance the next year at least write a message

>>18448813
His last appearance was the 4K karaoke which was only a few days before the unfollowing.

>>18449206
paws

>>18449206
i did write a message just no art

>>18448942
>mayb i will try again next year
there might not be a next year

>>18449235
I never left, friend

>>18449996
oh jack i missed you so much where have you been how is life are you still pogging?

>>18449996
Ok, if you're the real Jack answer this: what is your favorite soda?

Inspecting the 3D footage I concluded that Beatani weighs 55 kilograms (if she is 155cm)

Mass needed to provide for the intensity of the volume of her controllers colliding which is equal to 28% of the intensity of her voice adjusted for acceleration checks out.

On 3:00 Beatani lifts her foot above her waist by pulling her leg up. Her knee is slightly bent and she doesn't lock out, keeping naturally fluid and feminine but noticeably rigid movement of her general movement in mind we can say that she can comfortably raise her leg to 91% of lock out limit. Force applied and rotation required to lift 10% of her body weight checks out with the mass we concluded her to be.

Judging from her waist size (guessed from where her hand rests using her height and weight as a reference) her body weight is 22% fat, though this is a rough estimate.


TLDR: Bea has a very slight soft chub on her tummy but ultimately she's average and you wouldn't call her fat if you saw her on the street.

>>18450424
This true, i confirm

>>18450424
uoh slight tummy chub

>>18450424
scary, you're absolutely right

>>18450424
You're a little high but not bad

>>18450424
That's quite a bit of weight gained since she started streaming. I hope she starts exercising again.

>>18450424
Based on her heavy breathing I'd say 65kg

Will today's stream be on time?

>>18451235
bea always late hahahaha silly beatani ahahahaha
filter everyone by being late ahahaha

Rape beaccho?

>>18451526
rape beaccho.

>>18451599
Beaccho, you stupid whore, why won't you love me.

>>18451301
>filter everyone by being late ahahaha
She does, she hasn't gotten a single new viewer in months

>>18451719
This is false, we have new greys and family members

>>18451794
Where is stats dad to let us know

>>18451794
there are always new grays and family members, the unusual is that they last more than a month.

>>18451964
>new family members don't usually last more than a month
With infant mortality like that Bea is the true sub-Saharan Africa vtuber

Give me updated and new rrats/lore

>>18452207
Dads gangbanged Bea and now her pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise

>>18452301
Based gangrape dads

>>18451827
Got filtered

>>18452883
>Stats dad became a statistic

>>18453035
That doesn't even make sense

>>18453107
I understood it just fine

Just kiss me you big dummy

>>18453418
Fuck off eko, I'm not gay

>>18453418
Just to clear this up. I didn't make this post, it wasn't aimed at T**** (T****) we already kissed

>>18454104
Sureeeee

>>18453418
*rapes hanabi instead*

>>18454448
at this rate hanabi is going to be like a wizard's sleeve with all of us using him

GAY ERO SEX WITH DADS

>>18454246
I believe the second part so easy to believe the first part too

>>18454857
All the refined dads have moved on to gyro anyway. He's vulnerable now that block autism is dead.

>>18455492
I shall fill the emptiness in his heart with cock and tender kisses

>>18455492
after gyro who is next on the dads loving list?

>>18455587
(You)

>>18455492
As someone that had that in mind but dropped the idea, gyro seems too smart for my usual tactics. He gives me calculating person that will use you for his own benefits without any care vibes

>>18455689
haa... haa... haa...

>>18448350
What the fuck, she doesn't have awkward virgin movements. You lied to me she's a sex fiend!

>>18455719
>will use you for his own benefits
Like mind-shattering orgasms?

>>18455850
Imagine the autistic sounds he must make when you fuck him.

she is awake ngm

>still awake
retard

>>18456791
Chatting with her boyfriend in DMs all night

>>18456972
you always appear at burger time, why are burgers like this?

>craving eggs at 2 AM
>no period this month
>extraordinarily cute and happy in last week's streams
>weird noises in the background
>little to no interaction with the community during valentine's after the stream
>another person recording the 3D video
It's all coming together

>>18457043
>anon doesn’t know how vt chat works with “cameras”

>>18457122
*vr

>>18457043
>extraordinarily cute and happy in last week's streams
what streams?

>>18457043
>little to no interaction with the community during valentine's after the stream
You forgot her small semi rant about it on twitter
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1493423427067461632

>>18457043
>>craving eggs at 2 AM
she has been eating that food regularly.
>>no period this month
she was acting very aggressive a days ago, what do you think was the reason?
>>extraordinarily cute and happy in last week's streams
when? she said the usual depressing crap.
>>weird noises in the background
a jackhammer and the sounds of pipes hitting the floor
>>little to no interaction with the community during valentine's after the stream
schizo rant about how it's a dumb celebration on twitter
>>another person recording the 3D video
you don't need anyone to make that kind of videos on vrchat

I wish bea was more degenerate. The material she gives us is not enough for my fantasies

>>18447958
meds
you're not the internet police

>>18458485
meds for what the truth?
It’s happened countless times when people stopped making yah

>>18458590
meds for acting like a little bitch about it

>>18458634
NTA but i agree

>>18457307
Completely fake pandering like everything else she has done.

Can't wait for bea's stream, any time she goes lice i get a boner

>>18457307
What did she mean by that this? Like unironically

>>18460007
She doesn't care about Valentine's Day. It's on par with other useless events she doesn't participate in.

Drawing heads is finally starting to make sense!! Now onto hands and the chest!

>>18460093
Oh. I don't care for it either but we are both single so i doubt we can even try to understand why people enjoy valentine's day. It's mostly a couples thing, not a family one.
Also in japan the same could be said for Christmas, and she hates or doesn't care about that too because she doesn't have anyone to share the day with. There is a pattern here

>>18460217
post progress

>>18460217
based artdad!

https://twitter.com/mikadochan_VT
new jp friend

>>18460522
the model looks like its from high score girl

>>18460522
>Bea won't ask them for a collab even if it's a 2view
This time she doesn't have the excuse of not trying because they are more popular than her

>>18460522
The first tweet was... yesterday?

>>18460600
nevermind!
For shame, I'm ashamed of my actions

>>18460650
Yes not exactly a 2 view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJy12Vaa5bY

>>18460522
it's a game arcade in tokyo that means beatan definitely goes there to play

>>18460600
>>18460650
you know you can delete your posts, right?

>>18460900
Yes? I don't see the point in deleting posts

Did I miss the risuna valentines album?

>>18461362
Participating? Yes. She will play it on the upcoming stream if that's what you mean.

>>18417983
>Padlet link in ghostbin https://ghostbin.com/EGi07
padlet for all those that want to wish something to Bea

remember to participate dads and also risunas as well tabun maybe

>>18460522
It's arcade stuff. The designer is the High Score Girl guy.

>>18460007
Hard seething and coping. Hating a couples holiday while being single.


Basic hater. At least i do some minor romantic advances and add a rose to my dick pics.

My dick is still fucking purple. God damn, Chihiro is the best lay I've ever had, holy shit.

>>18450424
That's pretty general, I expect the average woman to be like this so it's easy to make that guess to begin with.

>>18461599
The extra time really helped

>>18463095
cute…
why is poltato risuna crying outside?
is it because they aren’t being let inside?

>discord goes down
Not a single post in yah
>the moment discord is fixed
A bunch of posts
Yah thread is reclining so hard

>>18463519
Yes

i seen images of bea on other boards, which are the boards you usually frequent? i guess more than one /jp/

>>18464086
/cm/

>>18464086
most bea posting is done on biz or v or vg

>>18464397
>/biz/ and /v/
What?

>>18463095
Good job dad!

>>18464536
it’s mostly edits that get posted and saved

>>18464086
Someone shills her hard in /trash/

>>18464086
i don't really visit >>>/jp/ anymore

Soon dads
https://youtu.be/iS8lfqKQQZ8

>>18467109
Get ready for emotional moments mixed with indescribable cringe

>>18467109
Get ready for the fake and forced crying RUMAO

Anyone working on last minute submissions?

Finally I have to to start making something for the padlet.

I'm going to be on time for the stream, I believe this time

SHE WILL CRY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

I will cry instead! I WILL....

>>18468074
STREAM NOW

I need to know when to start edging so I can cum when she cries.

>>18468474
I already came at the thought of it and am now warming up again

The futa idol has landed

marriage scam, what does she mean?

>>18469301
Rushia reference

>>18469301
I'm going to marry Bea for a green card and divorce her ass the second I won't get deported.

>>18469301
https://www-gladiator-jp.translate.goog/false-pretenses/2021/06/13/marriage-fraud/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

kids can ejaculate

uooooohh

What the FUCK is this 71IQ bear doing

>>18470028
Getting her channel banned kek

We had a good run guys...

>she is looking at kids on google images

>>18470094
banned unironically

Imagine this being your first stream

This fucking bear derail.

My fucking sides, it hurts.

no brakes on the yab train

>>18470209
she filters every incline coming her way every fuckign time

I'm not ready

>>18470309
Only the strong survive the "Bea Experience"

dads she hasn't read my messages for like 3 streams she hates me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTRjaVVEZA

Is this really just going to be a "listening to men sing" stream

>>18470467
There's also reading greeting cards from men

Is it too late to retract my submission?

>>18470467
Burgerbros... we won

i'm so busy i'm not up to date with the threads at all, is this video a valentine project? what kind of messages she's going to sing?

oh shit its him

>>18470532
She'll listen to the album then read the padlet

>>18470532
The messages she'll be reading were for her 1 year anniversary. She didn't want to cry before work that day so she delayed it until now and put it together with this valentine's album.

** LOVES BEATANI!

>>18470571
who

>>18470566
>>18470568
Fuck I'm mad I didn't participate at the padlet. I just really didn't have the time to check out the threads
Fuck

I'm gonna kill myself from cringe right now instead of when my song comes up so people can't guess which one is mine.
Matane dads see you after the songs.

>>18470737
beabea

this fucking guy

>>18470735
We'll be listening to dads sing for 20 more minutes so you could still bang something out

>>18470735
There's still time if you just want to write something
https://ghostbin.com/EGi07

>>18470735
You can still write something down, dad
It might get approved in time

>>18470735
it's not too lat she didn't start reading it yet

>>18470773
It's great

>>18470737
imagine being the first guy expecting to be in the middle then having to kill yourself right away without even getting to hear other dads sing first

>>18470834
That was on purpose dad. I liked your song a lot!

>>18470834
It's even worse listening to all these really good singers at the beginning and knowing your song at the end is going to be shit

>>18470834
It's all for fun kek don't worry

froggy was poggy

Is it because I am ESL or was that guy voice just perfectly the typical cowboy/country

>>18471125
I'm from Tennessee kek

When is the definitive dad anniversary?

>>18471150
the day she made her first post here

singdads I fuckin KNEEL

>>18471125
All burgers can harness their inner cowboy

This is great

It's not original, just a bit obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Hbotrdr6s

>>18471145
Based southern burger. It was great.

these songs remind me a lot of bea that's why I sang them lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWxZ4sWGXxc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQJq9c3uaxA

>>18471344
>>18471145
>>18471602
you are pretty based

sovlful

>>18471602
It was great speingodad

>>18471602
Nice job, dad(s)!

These dads are the reason i didnt submit my song kek

Is this the dad who talked about wanting to sing more and having a falsetto voice?

>>18471602
I just wanted an excuse to sing some Yakuza karaoke desu

>>18471753
Wanted to sing bakamitai but no place to sing

>>18470777
>>18470788
>>18470780
>>18470778
Thank you lads, I speedrunned a message!
Padlet dad please accept it onegaisimasu

Time to cry!

>>18472161
The construction will help her keep it together

Absolutely based. Great job everyone that participated

>already tearing up
I kneel beatang anon

breakin out the fake tears now

Beatang is very strong

>>18472239
Bear is weak to dad's praise.

I'm tearing up too godammit

>>18472259
>>18472239
she saw how many messages there are and how long she'll be stuck reading them

>>18472282
Real? Or fake like the kuma tears?

>>18472282
There's some real stinkers here, but it's a good place overall.

>>18472315
well I'm drunk so probably more real than normal

repo men taking bea's possessions in the background

>>18470467
Pretty much, maybe the future albums could be limited to songs about Beatani? Only one was about her this time. It's like an art review of art that doesn't involve her in any way.

Ah, Beatani Lover, hello!

>>18472259
She's getting better at it. It must be because she's been practicing since yesterday.

>>18472549
you can hear a bang on her desk when she chops the onions

Bea cried quite easily, just praise her for a bit

>>18472742
That makes me worry, why a few compliments make her so emotional?

>>18472789
They're very heartfelt from people she's spent hours and hours with over a year

>>18472789
those are honest compliments and she is a woman - they usually cry when they are happy

>>18472789
she is a woman

>>18472789
She feels guilty because she's less emotionally invested in dads than dads are in her.

>>18473025
nadenade

fucking bear makes me cry

>always growing thanks to you dads
keep the candy coming

>>18471602
Hiciste buen trabajo, anonimo basado.

I'm starting to get paranoid, anyone archiving this?

>>18473598
yah
you should know there's at least like 2 or 3 dads archiving

How many are left? I need like 5-10min

>>18473957
30 or so

she is happy to have met us

I don't watch bea much but she is cute and I'm glad she's still streaming

She may not believe in Him, but I pray often for her happiness and the happiness of all Dads

>>18474304
bless

>where did the bear milk cum from?

I'm happy this bear is a part of my life

>>18474655
based

>>18474655
Basado

>>18474655
naisu

>>18474655
bueno

>>18474304
Blessed and Christpilled.

Is there a public link for the anniversary messages?

Bea LOVE

simple as

>>18475914
>>18461599

>>18475914
>>18461599

>>18475914
see >>18461599

Possible to add an entry? I just finshed

>>18476045
Send it

>>18476045
If she refreshes the page after finishing then you still have time I think

NAMEFAG ATTENTION WHORE

submitted in hurry and didn't notice no one signed for this padlet, fuck....

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!!!!! AAAAAAaaAaAaaaaaaAaAaAAaaAa!1!!1!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!!

>>18477049
Some did some didn't don't worry about it

>>18477049
All good, art is also a way to sign it

>18476932
threadanons are cringe

>>18477049
Based songs

>>18477049
some people did, and art dads are not hard to identify

>>18477049
don't worry frog chama, she recognizes everyone's art style anyway.

>>18477049
Don't worry, I would have signed it if my art wasn't identifiable

ziachads we can't stop winning

Didn't know she could sound that good when singing

is she actually depressed? im concerning

>>18477549
it wasn't obvious?

>>18477049
I will forgib you this time, since it was based

>>18477549
Yes she is

>>18477549
No it's more, all emotions coming together, the happy and the sad moments. I'm feeling it a bit too.

>>18477549
>im concerning
she is japanese it comes with the nationality

>>18477666
smart stanchama

is she ignoring CC or what's going on there

Let's try to keep improving too, Dads

I love this fucking bear

>>18478009
Doesn't want to cringe at herself being drunk

>>18478009
https://litter.catbox.moe/06vhzd.mp4

might play it at the end?
who knows

>>18478009
She doesn't want to watch the don't abandon me video

>>18478009
>>18478081
She played it already and cringed out of it guys. Jesas

Is organizer around to post the link? Thread is about to die. Should I post it on his behalf?

>>18478147
Padlet link in ghostbin https://ghostbin.com/EGi07

https://ghostbin.com/EGi07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTRjaVVEZA

Pink for marriage purple to symbolize wealth

>>18478117
I must have missed that, I thought it didn't show up until after she refreshed for some reason