/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

veah!

Hello happy valentines edition

>>18370089
hie..

lmao instant death thread

Happy Valentine's day, Konnui! I love you a lot and I hope we can be together forever!

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Hololive :: $13,710.80
>Laplus :: $11,222.29
>Botan :: $3,264.40

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 42)
>Gura :: -$10,067.54
>Noel :: -$8,595.74
>Haato :: -$5,341.50

Overall Average Adjustment is -$380.31
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,273.77
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,644.16

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on those zhonkbots.

post 'em

>>18373146

might have to remove calli from the chart for the week

>>18373294
PLEASE TELL THAT TO CYPHER
THE X10 WON'T STOP
I'M BEGGING YOU MIKOFAG

>>18373358
uuuh

>>18373358
but shes such a good deal anon! plus cypher's a deadbeat, shouldn't you be happy he's buying a lot?

shortime invest in Choco?

>>18373522
>buy red sell green
choco green, you know what to do. simple as

What happened? Why does Avarice keep hitting everyone with abayo?

>>18373747
nobody knows except for 2 guys[/spoiler. lets just leave it like that

>>18373631
Fuck, I've been doing the opposite

>>18373747
avarice is preparing to mailbomb honk

>>18373146

>>18373522
>3D Live with over double her normal DAILY views after 2 hours
>MV as well which is admittedly underperforming, but what can you do.
Your call.

>>18369284

>>18374370
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>lolibaba never returned my valentine's
ok....

>>18374370
>last avarice hour
god... damnit

my oshi hugged me and told me I'm a good boy for always giving it my best
who needs GFE

>>18373146

>>18374926
that's nice. i hope she hugs you again

avarice is under federal investigation
if you have any tips please send them my way

>>18374926
my oshi screamed full volume into my ears and then ate rice crackers

>>18375140
I have it on decent authority that he was attempting to groom people in a Discord.

>>18375140
what's the use in investigating a dead man

>>18375147
sounds like a good time, certainly better than gay shit where you kill flowers to give her, she'll throw them away soon anyways, you go to immovable places you both saw hundrets of times and then waste money at some shabby food place to not fill up on nutrients, go home hungry and snack all day.

I'm just happy Clocks sniped that loan. Still got one of his yellow cards.

oh wait, no I didn't

>>18375140
Hello fed YOU are under investigation for claims that you were "taking it up your bussy" from your valentine.

>>18375459

>>18373294
What is this site?

>>18375742
Customized variant of
>revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing

>>18374013
come on wear the tsugu cosplay
accept the love

>>18375742
google sheets dot com
scour the archives for "bubbles" there's setup instructions

so is the global chat weekly aggie? can we talk about air fryers there?

>>18375459
Impossible, investigators are all bottoms

>>18376260
Air fryers are shit

>>18376457
youre shit

I was inspired by the very cute >>18368660 to draw something for my valentine aswell! I actually like how it turned out lmao, didn't expect it to go this well

>>18376260
>Air fryer
Dumb fad device.

sigh

>>18376785
you wont be saying that when I air fry my onion rings and dont share them

>>18376964
Air fryers are just tabletop convection ovens. They're not bad, but people give it way too much praise

>>18375832
>Authorization required
Fuck that, no thanks.

>>18377320
the problem is that faggots and vegans praise them to insane hype levels because it's not using that much "le bad" fats.
fact is, if you eat something you'd need to fry in a fryer you're eating comfort food (=shite) anyways and it doesn't matter in the grand scheme.

>>18377480
stay uninformed then

>>18377480
its good you are being cautious but its literally fine, you can go read the script yourself if you want to be sure

>>18376770

>>18376770
I never thought my nasfaq oshi would notice me, let alone be my valentine! Heartfelt thanks to my little apex addict. someone ntr me and play apex with him pls

Oh, I'm enjoying my valentine's with GF

>>18377551
I'll be fine, I'm not that invested in this game anyways, I just pop in every few weeks to buy a few coins with all the free money the game gives me and then leave and forget it exists.

>>18377480
Any Google Doc that runs a script requires authorization. You can feel free to peruse the code yourself after copying the sheet to your own Drive, it does nothing other than ping the NASFAQ API with your wallet and dump the data into the sheet. Hell, if you pay close enough attention, the authorization screen will list your own Google account as the author. In reality, you're just authorizing the "automated" API calls it makes to NASFAQ every time you click the big teal button.
>>18377842
Ah. Suit yourself.

>>18373747
I hope he comes back

Ohhh Konnui

Can we euthanize the people still posting and being active in that reddit discord?

>>18379455
cut them some slack. None of the regulars have been posting there today anyway.

>>18379455
go ahead lets do this full schizo time

>>18377320
That's exactly why I got one, because I only cook for myself and it's large enough. Also the oven in my place is ancient and doesn't have a convection setting

>>18379455
That discord's anti-reddit, and I'm pretty sure nobody is still posting there.

>>18379540
>None of the regulars have been posting there today anyway.
Nenepro and 2 Clocks were active there 2 hours ago.

discordniggers get the rope

>>18379743
holy cringe, what are they doing there, erping with the children?

>>18379743
well none of them are posting there right now, unless if you wanted to

>>18379743
>>18379857
I made two fucking posts about a dip because I felt bad for them shut the fuck up

>>18379896
They don't listen to spoonfeed anyways. It's like teaching people not to hold but hold anyways

Listen, I'm not saying that I want to rape every single player with a Ui hat. It's just that I should be allowed to, they are basically asking for it.

>>18379863
>well none of them are posting there RIGHT NOW
Just cus they are not posting right now doesn't make things right if they have been posting there for 2 days now

>>18379960
that's the beauty of it. Remember, a dev literally taught people here how dividends work and someone from this thread still called him a retarded niggerfaggot. We were like them at one point

why do you care about the discord posters shitposting them isnt going to make them talk to you in global chat

>>18380046
I've wanted to spoonfeed them of who are gonna go up today but seeing as they don't listen, I just erased what I was typing

>>18380132
>shitposting them isnt going to make them talk to you in global chat
discordniggers get the rope

>>18380164
don't spoonfeed and let them learn the game themselves.

That discord needs a visit from the pizza guy

>>18379896
I left outright. They don't listen to advice or even overt spoonfeeding. They're not interested in information. Most of them will burn out in a week or two and quit, or stay on Page 5 of the leaderboard forever.
Tupac posting the literal spoonfeed of all spoonfeed view comparison chart, aka NASFAQ Easy Mode Cheat Sheet and them all ignoring it was enough for me. I've no problem with people not wanting to tryhard, but I'm not going to waste my time trying to help them.

>>18380239
>Tampa spoonfeeding discordniggers
I've just lost ALL respect for the man

>>18380233
Who?

>>18380198
Like what >>18380239 said. They're just interested at seeing their holos' coin and buying them. Literally like all the now dead newfags on the leaderboard. No one is interested at the game itself

>>18380239
I think it has more to do with Tupac not being part of their circlejerk.

>>18380313
t. discordnigger

>>18380447
And none of us are part of that circle. They won't listen to any of us. They had some of the best traders in the game giving advice on how to get ahead and all of it was basically ignored.
If they want to skip the tutorial, let them.

coins?

Has there been a newfag that ever listened to us anyway?

>>18380454
Not a discordnigger who the fuck is the pizza man?

>>18380593
The guy who brings you salad

>>18380584
fed

>>18380606
What's in the salad?

>>18380538
Nah. They don't want to skip the tutorial. They just don't listen to anyone not part of their cult. If it had been one of heir own posting all that info they would have been salivating at it

>>18380584
Rat. Fed. That one Rushianon.

>>18380652
Shitty croutons, or so I hear

>>18380640
>>18380672
That's a decent amount actually. Was expecting one or none

>>18380239
That was my litmus test for whether or not they'd be worth helping. They're not. Like you said, they'll burn out in a week or two and join the rest of the corpses.
>>18380295
Oh nyo.

>>18380663
This, they don't care about us and you shouldn't care about them

>>18380584
Avarice...

>>18380925
Discordniggers killed Avarice.

>>18380672
isnt rat getting money from the cuck

>>18380954
Avarice was a discord nigger. He just returned to him home planet.

>>18380978
Avarice is evidence that getting hard carried isn't enough; you still have to actually make decisions for yourself.

>>18381009
Well played.

>>18380584
Wasn't that one aquaposter a newfag as well?

You fucks take this shit too hard goddamn. Is nasfaq getting a little bit clingy again? Let them play, they don't want to win the game, they just want to have fun. Let the literal children be children.

>>18381009

>>18380954
as much as i love schizo narratives that is far off

>>18381057
Nasfaq has always been that one clingy girl that wouldn't leave you alone to me...

back in my days, we tried to fuck each other over with the only tool we had - FUD.
I miss these times actually I don't they never ended

>>18381030
yes, wooper

>>18381153
Buy towa and fuck the market share of the kenzokus

>>18381194
Wait, nevermind. He never asked for advice iirc

>>18379743
>>18379857
Lmao all I did was tell them the site worked again and then asked what they bought at adjustments. Very criminal, I know.

>>18381212
if you outperform them in amount of Towa you could lead someone to suicide, that's solid advice there champ

>>18381153
I joined, misinformed and shitposted them as much as I could an left. Fuck e-celebs discords. These people actually staying and trying to help them are cancerous. What are they gonna do, try to find every players in every discords to spoonfeed them all?

>>18381306
I don't even know exactly what we're talking about and somehow don't have the energy to look into it

>>18381306
Most of the anons doing the spoonfeeding already left.

Ain't selling is the best FUD ever deployed

>>18381124
h-hot

>>18381450

can you stop sperging about them? We need money for the servers

>>18381544
Oldhags have probably still bought an order of magnitude more ko-fi. Have ANY newfriends bought ko-fi?

>>18381544
Not a SINGLE one of them donated nor will ever donate, fuck off

>>18381450
Not selling is FUD? AAAAHHHHH
>>18381544
Oh yeah

>>18381344
And its not really worth looking into. Just another schizo having a moment.

>>18381450
The truth is indeed the strongest FUD.

I miss avarice

>>18381703
I don't

>>18381703
The dumb owl will be back. Someday

>>18381620
as long as based youtube man links the kofi on their server, there might be a possibility that someone will drop a tip to zhonk someday. Hell youtube man might even drop a tip if we're being good goys. Come on don't be autistic at least this time. At least they're being secretive about it

>>18381780
>Not being autistic
Don't take away nasfaq soul thank you

>>18381780
>dick ride the youtube man to pay for the servers!!!!!!!!
i rather give the top 20 players chuuba models and whore them out

>>18381780
>oh no we need youtube man to survive
We haven't needed any e-celebs so far and we still don't need them. Just this weekend priestess and other oldfags donated enough for 3-6 months of server costs

>>18381942
come on man at least think like a jew this time. We're all larping as investors here right? Why not think like one? Don't put all of your eggs in one basket, as they say.

>>18381942
But the youtube man could donate more than that. Are we not playing a money game here?

>>18381942
>>18381620
>>18381884
There is literally no harm in there being new players in the game. Please stop being insane or shut up

>>18382194
>could

>>18382122
if you were thinking like a real investor you would know that investing in meme-happy discord children following a narcissistic lol-so-random meme-of-the-day follower e-celeb is a terrible investment

they literally talk about how shit their pcs are there is no way you're getting a donation from them

>>18381641
they're stealing my job!

>>18382356
Some of them are also Actual Minors, so any donation would get chargeback'd instantly once their mom found out.

>>18381450
this is good FUD

There's literally nothing wrong with new players joining the game. If they don't want advice, that's their choice. Stop sperging out about ko.fi or them being 'hopeless', the truth is that most of the playerbase is 'hopeless', just more experienced. Give some of them time.
The only issue that could arise is server overload if the e-celeb advertised the game, but he never linked to the site or provided answers to the captcha in easy-to-find spot, so I'm fine with it.

>>18382226
I wouldn't say that far. I just want more random activity to the market from fumbling investors. Besides, more users means more income from the banking update Ms. Zhonk is currently working on. You niggers keep complaining about the game slowly dying and yet you sperg out if it gains a little traction.

>>18382518
>he never linked to the site or provided answers to the captcha

>>18382518
>>18382522
Newfags are fine, it's people actually going out to their discords to spoonfeed them everything that's cancerous. What the fuck happened to "do your reps"

>>18382518
>>18382522
Thank you two for being a voice of reason

>>18382626
read the post again, this time slowly

>>18382626
>... in an easy-to-find spot,...
Your reading comprehension reps anon...

Do I really need to make an account to have a profile pic on Kofi?

>>18382522
This honestly. Everyone ALWAYS one way or another complains when we get new traction of newfags. That's why I keep saying to make the registration invites only if they continue to sperg about it.

>>18382717
You don't pay honk anonymously?

for 4channers it is pathetic how you are begging for money

>>18382748
I personally prefer the "tell the spergs to fuck off" approach.

>>18382789
>not the first person from this IP

>>18382789

>>18382789
This phrase gets thrown around a lot, and it's usually meant as an insult, but you actually have to be 18 to browse this website. Please leave.

honk please include twitch numbers for laplus

>>18382748
>everyone
It's one guy. Who probably doesn't even play the game.
If they cared they'd post on the floor, or in the global chat, or in the aggie, or send honk an email. But none of these things happen, so they're just some schizo in the thread.

>>18382630
It's right there, anon.
https://litter.catbox.moe/q3lm24.png

>>18382956
Sorry but I refuse to believe it's just one guy. I keep seeing mutual opinions from others and it's not with a 30 or 40 seconds cooldown. A good amount of players here unironically think this is their circle or hugbox.

>>18382998
yeah, and then scroll down it's full of other people spoonfeeding them. Even triangle fed them a bit after that

no faggot normie in their right mind would stay here for more than a week, they'll see themselves out. If they stay, they'll learn or be bullied out if they're unwilling upon asking.
Nothingburger.

It's been a fun run nasfaq, but I can no longer keep up with the game for various reasons. I'm not going to delete my account, I think it will serve as a good target to beat for those who are a bit newer. I'd like to thank you all for the memories and advice you have given me. This is not a menhera breakdown or a drunken decision, this is simply something that has to be done. I'll make small trades here and there, but for the most part, this is the final adjustment I play seriously. I may just be an average anon, but my respect for (you) goes much beyond that. Thank you for everything, and promise to take care of yourselves out there.
Signing off,
KD6-3.7

>>18382789
dont use my name to post thank you

See you later Suisei collector

>>18383180
Joe....

>>18383180
See you, Space Cowboy.

>>18383180
joe.... o7

>>18383180
joe...

>>18383180
Love you joesei, come back sometimes whenever you feel like it

>>18383180
joe...

>>18383180
Joe...
Thank you for all the memories. I hope that whatever is keeping you away from the game will yield great results, be it project, work, or personal life. In the case you won't frequent the aggie/chats, just know that I won't forget the promise I made to you.
You're the best.

It was a late Friday evening, and everyone had gathered in the former Kiryu pool house for a pre-dividends party. Her old stash of off-white suits, tacky red dress shirts, and eccentric, animal-print ties was certainly being put to good use by a gaggle of unkempt, billionaire NEETs. A group of players stood at one of the glass sliding doors, conveniently chosen for its proximity to the charcuterie board.

"Avarice, you fucking idiot!" Splash - another cannonball. At least someone was having a good time. "How's your vacation been?" I asked an old friend. "Good, good. It's nice to be back." I thought it was nice to have them back. The words didn't make it out of my mouth, "DOC, YOUR SUIT!"

A large, red scorpion was hanging off the left hem of his suit jacket. I instinctively tried to swat at it with my cigar, but he'd already managed to shake it loose. Surprisingly, he didn't stomp on it. He couldn't? I guess he didn't have it in him to kill a creature, no matter how harmful. "You think Kiryu must be sending her regards?"

"Maybe..." He knelt down and grabbed it firmly by the mid-tail, and with a swift motion, hit it against the sliding door. A small splatter of venom splashed against the glass. "Deadly...that fucking bitch..." he muttered. I wasn't sure what he said during that first pause, but I didn't think it mattered at this point. "What do you think she meant by this?"

His answer never came. I felt a tingle on my chin, and a sharp, almost sour pain, before finding myself on the ground. "Drey? Joe?" As I lay on the ground, I could feel something crawl off my face, and see hundreds of scorpions, "little orange dragons", make their way across the deck, towards the pool.

I thought all of the "ohhhhhh I need to dream of you fags" was bullshit, and then I had a fucking NASFAQ fever dream. I fucking hate all of you. Joe being in it just makes it even weirder.

>>18383180
you stay safe, you hear me average fren…

>>18383180
Not like this...

>>18383180
Abajoe!
You too take care of yourself out there, don't drink too much and I'm saying this as a fellow alcohol lover.
Do come back from time to time okay?
Love you no homo

>>18383180
sigh...
Who is gonna gosling post with me if you are gone...

>>18383180
See you around
I always looked up to you, take care, you are a real one love you

>>18383545
The lone gosling...

>>18383180
Joe, thanks for all the memories, please take care of yourself and continue grinding towards greatness, brotherand visit the aggie/global chat sometimes stilloh, and lets play apex again someday

>>18383180
I’m not home right now so I can’t attach a TowaSuisei picture, but I really hope you’ll be fine much into the future, please have a great time with whatever you may do, thank you for playing with >us!

>>18383180
See you around buddy, hope you can stay with us even if you aren't playing the game properly anymore. You've given me far more help than I've ever deserved this past year, so thank you very much. You might be average, but I'll never ever forget what you've done. You're our Joe, our glue, our tsundere. Take it easy partner, you deserve nothing but the best

>>18383545
>even my fellow gosling doesn't know I always post with him

>>18383545
>>18383693
>>18383800
>We are all gosling today

>>18383180
abayo joe, I will miss you

What a shitty Valentine's.

>Joe leaving
>Avarice having a menhera episode
im ngmi bros...

Bros want to mass suicide without deleting our account for valentines? I refuse to let Joe go alone

The day isn't even over yet, what else will happen?

>>18384133
>>18384142
Stop, I can't handle any more heartbreak.

>>18377546
We saved him from death once before. Asking for a miracle twice is too much to ask.
Don't drink too much in the afterlife, little man :')

>>18383180
joe noo! Who's gonna be my bodyguard now? People will start trying to rape me again...

>>18384133
>>18384197
I'm already at it if you look into my trades, just can't leave you people yet

>>18383180
Abajoe!
Take care of yourself and come hang out sometimes even if you don't play the game anymore.
gonna miss you dude

>>18384133
I might follow you brother, there's honestly not much left in this game for me anymore. It's just painful to go on

Hi-
I hope you enjoyed this Valentine's event. This is a love letter for all of you, since Devchama will now take the reins from now on. I will have to retire due to personal matters. Thank you for playing our game.

Floor post id: 291536d7-77f1-4148-b08c-a86a7b1c3c6b

>>18383180
Goodbye, Joe. You're a cool guy and we all will definitely miss you.

>>18384336
nigger

>>18384336
ひどいよ

>>18384323
Let's go fellow gosling. I don't want to see more of the players going, I will go myself first.

>>18384336
Made me look.

>>18383180

>>18383180
>joe is leaving
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'll miss you joe, thanks for everything. Come join the thread whenever you want to, keep up your /ck/ reps!!

>>18384336
fuck I thought it was real

>>18384436
It's strange, it hurts so much to keep on playing and yet I just do. It's become my life, to play the adjustment, trade, all that. But it's fucking broken me, what do? If you're going anon, it's been a treat playing with you, abayo o7

>>18383180
see you next week

>>18383180
Thank you Joe for giving me my Mumei hat and offering your wealth to me!
I will treasure my hat as I reach the top of my Oshiboard!!

>>18385722
is this a different hooman? also where did avarice go some have said hes in the lower leaderboards restarted under a different name

>>18386101
that's smol

>>18386101
this is indeed a different human, his name is smol

>>18386143
>>18385722
ganbarre on getting to the mumei board someday then smol

>>18386101
Thats smol and he has been here for some time already

>>18386101
avarice deleted his account

>>18386446
he'll be back in a week

the aggie is dead. Everyone just moved to global chat instead, this weekend was the last aggie

>>18387299
That's probably for the best. Aggies were losing quality. The Street Fighter one was the best kino aggie we've had since Christmas.

>>18387652
Aggie will still continue, just for the art rather than the chat? I don't see a reason for it to be discontinued, maybe just biweekly.

Happy valentines nasfaq!

>>18383180
joe...
best of luck in your future endeavours o7

>>18383180

>>18386143
I think it's odd that while this smol guy is "a new hooman" we never see him post to ask for advice. Infact all of his posts have been avatarfag ones with Mumei where he simply asks for something on the auction, and during the last time where he asked for a Mumei hat Avarice "accidentally bid" on one of the hats leaving me to believe he forgot which account he was logged in. Also going back to posts he always posts in times where Avarice isn't banned never once has he posted during an Avarice ban. And the increase of his activity when Avarice is in a abayo period leads me to think he is just Avarice on an alt still using the advice from Ms.L to quickly climb the leaderboard and Mumei board again.

Though this could also be wrong it's all schizo ramblings.

>>18389514
That hits pretty close at home that it's almost scary.

t. alting

>>18389514
cocks did say he knew avarice was still in the leaderboard somewhere
this rrat makes sense

>>18389514
1. schizo
2. not everyone wants advice and to be handheld for everything, let the new guys bog themselves and experience the joys of early nasfasq ffs
3. he was offered money laundering for the hat, kinda defeats the point of quickly climbing if it's really him
4. I don't care

Anyone still need Nian shit?

>>18389722
I've never said this

>>18389514

>>18389514
I'm sorry Anon!
I just wanted my hat...
I-i just lurk, I swear!

>>18390604
sex with smol

>>18390604
So smol and Brat is the same person

>>18391194
I believe this rrat

>>18391194

>>18391169
HOLY FUCK I WANNA FUCK SMOL SO BAD

>>18391194
they have similar type styles

>>18391194
oh, the timezone checks out

>>18391194
>>18391248
>>18391334
>>18391341
And they are apart of the same clique as found out last week.

>>18391428
discordniggers deserve bans

DISCORD IS DEAD
LONG LIVE DISCORD

>>18391508
Why?

>>18391915
killing the server with their clique and dont donate they can fuck off ban the discordniggers

>>18392007
Killed the server? What? Are you still mad over the haatons?

Since everyone joined the eceleb discord and loves posting there, why don't you make your own nasfaq one and stop shitting up the thread?

>>18392162
I don't think its those anons who are shitting up the thread.

Good evening, I am buying Mori 10x.
Cypher for the love of god, I know she's a metacoin but she's absolutely not worth buying 10x at $27.5k for her dividends compared to other options on the market. Fix your damned bot.

>>18392297
Watame in new meta, get with times old man

>>18392297
Cypher has too much money and the thinkpad will optimize as much as possible

>>18392421
The point is that it is, in fact, not optimal. Do you really want me to calculate how far removed from 'optimal' this is?

>>18392297
And Jim stopped at 44444, this is fucking hell Tri
>>18392421
Mori x10 is NOT optimal

>>18391194
I'm only one person! Smol!!
>>18391169
>>18391329
L-lewd!

>>18392555
I Will Be The Last Deadbeat.

>List of Trusted 4Channers

>>18392708
Definitely Brat

>>18392518
>>18392555
From a very narrow perspective, 10x Mori is optimal, but only if you consider that Mori currently has the highest Value %.
Any actual thinking on the subject will reveal that it is absurdly retarded to 10x Mori while she's almost 20% over average.

>>18392880
???
unironically, who are you quoting?

>>18392925
From a bit broader perspective, every additional coin in a multicoin bears additional taxation that influences return on interest. It does so to such a degree, in fact, that Risu 2x is a better long-term investment than Mori 10x.

>>18392708
drop the act rrat

>>18381153
The good ol' days after Nene's explosion.

>>18392518
>>18392555
listen deadbeats, it's either the thinkpad 10x mori or it 10x ame and you guy can handle it way better than I ever could

>>18392945
the e-celeb discord started collecting the discord tags of trustable 4channers

>>18393061
But this means we can deduce that Cypher (or his bot) will chase based on Dividend payout almost exclusively. Otherwise he'd be leaving Mori alone and chasing Noel instead, who has almost the same Value % but is currently deep in the red, an unquestionably better deal.

>>18393217
I'm glad I got a good opsec and fuded through multiple identities.

>>18393217
jesus fucking christ, who the fuck are those "trustable 4channers", they need to be lined up and shot

>>18393319
have a good valentines day brother

>>18393217
Literally who cares
Let them do what they want.

>>18393217
Good thing they still don't know I'm from here

>>18393186
My top trading spot...
It could take my oshicoining. It could take me never selling Mori. It won't be able to withstand 10x'ing her for the whole week.
>>18393260
Yeah, duh. It's chasing after the last dividend payout, too. It's not some mystical machinery in terms of decision-making.
Or, at least, that's how it used to function - I am pretty convinced that Cypher has been toying and tweaking it for the past week or two now that he's back, it's doing much better in terms of value trading, but its long-term component is still broken.

My DMs are broken, they don't show who they were to, only my name.

>>18393424
MY DMS ARE BROKEN, MESSAGES UNSPOKEN
IT ONLY REMEMBERS MY NAME

How low do (we) go? I hated most posters here 6 months ago already.

>>18393186
That x10 is not coming off, return reports be damned

>>18393551
I love you too, anon. Chu~

>>18393551
Till we create a discord and accept we're a circlejerk

>>18393414
>>18393575
thank you guys, keep the thinkpad occupied while I try to steal sneed spot on the oshiboard

>>18393414
>tfw even on my oshi's strongest week of the year, her divs won't be competitive enough for cypher's thinkpad to chase.
Condolences, deadbeats.

>>18393666
>666
holy satan, keep up the good fight bro

>>18393888
>8man gets the 888
Kino

>>18393751
Mori truly is the Dark Souls of Easy Mode...

>>18393888

>>18392880
>>18393217
>Two comments
>No screenshot
Lame.

>>18394410
ask the /pol/ im personally not going to post a screenshot for the sake of those "anons"

>>18394483
I have no idea how I even ended up there.

>>18394483
cut them some slack they got added just because they helped those tards without even saying they are from here

>>18394483
That wasn't an Omazura that's dansaa

>Dancer
>Triangle
>Smiles
These people need to be euthanized. asap.

>>18394576
Can we start with (You)?

here comes the name dropping faggot, holy shit kys

>>18394610
kys. Im not the one actively chatting with the discordtrannies.

>>18394576
I literally just woke up wtf

Got a new mic I need to put through the paces. Post soundpost requests.

>>18394706
diss track against schizos

>>18394706
Valentines day BFE

>>18394668
Neither am I. Projecting much, shitstirrer?

can you schizos stop elevating a random e-celeb's discord to some kind of a pedestal?

>>18394483
Now I'm curious. I've always wanted to actually use a chat before globalchat came

>>18394737
Sorry I don't speak fluent schizo. They wouldn't understand it even if I wrote one.

>>18394706
telling me everything is going to be alright

>>18394899
>>18394890
>>18394817
>>18394776
>>18394750
>>18394749

>>18394969

>>18394969
all me

>>18395003
>>18395003
>>18395003
>>18395003

>>18394706
Can you talk about fishing?

>>18394610
>>18394610
>>18394513
>>18394483
>>18394410
>>18394047

>>18369921
>>18379603
>>18381153
>>18381113
>>18382417
>>18382222

I always knew you were an attention whoring retard, Smiles. But this is a new low. Do us all a favour and neck yourself.

>>18383180
Joe, Thank you for being there with >us. You have given me a lot of good memories and I hope you still show up in the aggie to talk.

I wish you good luck and strength in whatever you pursue. Godspeed cowboy brother.

>>18384655
>>18384569
>>18384432
>>18383693
>>18383512
>>18383412

>>18395309
hey I'm one of those! I'm mentioned on the discordniggers' discord!
Fuck off Smiles, you don't represent the thread.

>>18395309
Please don't bully smile it'll make me frown.

>>18395443
not smiles, but neither do you. don't ever fucking forget that.

>>18395480
>>18375290
>>18375231
>>18371693
>>18370086

>>18381246
I did ask one time, actually.
Applause(?) and anon told me to never hold or to never hold more than what I can sell for a day and disregard dividends strategy.

>>18395703
Disregard dividends and take the trading pill

post rodents

>>18395808
I prefer hags fed

>>18395309
>israeli timezone
lmao, it all snaps into place

>>18394706
Do the Navy seal NASFAQ copypasta.
Also this >>18395059, boomer-style.

>>18395909
oh nyo the goyim knows...

>>18395785
That's what I've been doing! Being late some hours before adjustments forces me to multi-sell or hold some leftover coins, though.

keep your schizophrenia out of our discord or you will be banned

>>18396071
good, ban everyone

>>18396071
>>18396071
>>18396071
>>18396071
>>18396071
>>18396071

Do you really believe it?

>>18396071
Ban everyone who isn't part of your gay orgy.

>>18396126
>>18380925
>>18380554
>>18380447
>>18380348

Hard to believe it is not me responsible for the shitposting this time.

>>18395703
That sounds like something I'd say, yeah
But that advice was probably for when you were a new player, if you've grown enough don't be afraid to start holding coins and investing in divvy stacks (don't drop day-trading tho)

>>18395808

The fuck is going on?

/nasfaq/

/nasfaq/

/nasfaq/

>>18396301
I think I can still continue to play without minding dividends strategy.
I've been trying recently a play of holding 60 holos which I think will go up during adjustment. I only get half of them most of the time. I still don't get the conditions for them to really go up.

/nasfaq/

/nasfaq/

>>18396768

>>18396768
>>18396811

>>18396811

>>18396898

>>18396898

/nasfaq/

>>18396936

>>18396768
>>18396811
>>18396898
>>18396936
>>18397024
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18397045

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, NOBODY'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO POST THAT.

>>18397085
When summoning FBK The Forbidden One all jannies on the opponent's field, hand or deck are automatically sent to the graveyard

Even I'm not that brave to summon the forbidden one. You win this time.

I don't get it

>>18397268
Lurk for 1000 years.

rate me /fa/q

>>18394969
>>18395077
>>18395129
>>18395309
>>18395355
>>18395609
>>18396095
>>18396169
>[Deleted]

/nasfaq/

Post oshi while you still can

>>18397847

>>18396638
>I still don't get the conditions for them to really go up.
It basically boils down to >>18353896
check poi when it updates and compare daily views in nasfaq with poi it's pain to do it manually if I'm being honest, after that you can also look at the sub-ticks, for example while Gura only had -15k views, her 10K sub-tick went to 0, which caused her to drop, likewise, Mori, who had -140k~ views, got a 10K sub-tick so she crabbed
I myself don't really do my poi reps that often anymore, I just stockpile based on future events (Choco's birthday for example or Hologra on sundays if you want something that happens more often although I'm always buying holo these days...)

>>18392518
go on, list him some more optimal trades which use up enough money

>>18397847

>>18397847
cute clock
>>18396638
>>18398013
and there may also be weekly subs/views and averages fuckery behind the scenes but it doesn't really matter for just looking at who is going up or down 99% of the time

>>18398254
With the rare exception of events like a large amount of restored VOD views falling off weekly views for an otherwise low view count channel. Right-o.

>>18398039
Not flat enough.