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I love Ina!
None of you are women
STOP BEING GAY YOU FLAMING HOMOS
Is this gonna turn into /v/ on that one April Fools?
'melier
I think I understand why women want a cheeky dominant boyfriend now...
セックス
Control your libido
Reminder that this IS going to happen
man the women in this thread REALLY want to be raped huh...
I love the clock and the snake!
Have you thanked me today /vt/?
I don't care about the stuffed animals, I just like seeing you beat the game for me HaykosDONT LEAVE I DIDNT MEAN IT
>>18344526dont care love hayko anyway
Girls...
>>18344533Sana doko...
Those of you who have been weakened earlier by Bae's sleepy GF roleplay you can come on over to Hayko's sleepy BF experience and get it healed as this bastards talks about another woman's stream while you're in bed with him. Unbelievable this little tramp, this bastard, this...he makes you MAD. ANGRY even. Makes you want to PUNCH him, with your FIST. But this bastard's got you in a tight hug, holy moly, get him offa me, HE'S TRYING TO PUNISH ME. TICKLING IS AGAINST THE RULES, THIS IS BAD AND WRONG.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fkAruran's high energy Valentine's zatsudan is seriously hilarious as he's just thanking all the supachats he gets with more vigor than he's shown after eating a good meal, as well as enthusiasticallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7mtLFcu1ygGrab hold of the wheel /hlgg/, and keep your eyes on the road. IRyS is healing that wounded heart of yours as she treats you to the sounds of her beautiful singing in this driving date she's set up for this beautiful valentine night. Seriously just relax, calm your mind and drift like your life depends on it to IRyS' songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfn5kLE-oARoberu's beloved Power Wash will be cleaning crime and grime in yet another stream of Power Wash Simulator. You don't get it, while everyone is hanging out and going on dates for Valentines, Roberu's power washing those very chairs they'll be sitting on. He's practically a HERO to the people. Praise your Winning Son for being the strongest Power washer in all the lands!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWY>Songs ReleasedCUTE! SUPER CUTE! AMAZINGLY CUTE! Kiara and Ame were so exceptionally adorable and cute singing Dreamin Chuchu together in this wonderful cover. Not only was their singing really cute, but the MV itself was super special and fun and adorable as well. It's just a seriously cute and fun cover song that you should definitely go and give tons and tons and tons of streams if you haven't already yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
What did we learn on the thread tonight anon?
fuck this I'm watching irys
>>18344535IM A GOOD PEANUT BUTTER NIGGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18344546i will never
Why do women like ERPing with eachother as men so much
POV: Hako is asking if you changed your shampoo
please don't post the "actual unironic girlfriend" pasta again it makes me feel bad for the guy who wrote it
>>18344526yes I am, it's 2022, I am a woman now
sisters i'm actually ngmi
>BFE stream viewership drropping down below 4k againI'm proud of brrats speaking loudly about what they want
>>18344455Nah, I just know a lot of very happy older women, and coincidentally they are all still married and have a ton of kids.
My dick is unironically getting hard what the fuck???
SAYING IT AGAINFUCK TEETHFUCK DENTISTSDENTIST HATEI WANT MORE FAUNA
Why is IRyS so ugly?
>>18344548>women want to be raped>society made rape a crime???
>>18344572isn't this the dude a haachama gachi? lmao
>hololive fans would rather watch a male than IRySteamates and hoomans run this show
>>18344532chu~
>>18344521Me too!
>>18344566Homosexual
>>18344579Anon might be a little gay
>>18344579someone burnt their grilled cheese because they are impatient
This is going to be an initial d stream.
It's not fair, sisters..
>>18344589God I wish that was me.
>>18344579Half of this thread is gay and the other half is gay but pretends to be women
>>18344571>Whore!!! Kill yourself
please go out with me tomorrow femanon
omg I'm feeling things
Roberu is really enjoying his cleaning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZnoardwWY
>Brrats got to taste pussy AND rape correction in the same day>IRyStocrats get to experience road headToday is pretty sexual.
>>18344521I love Ina too!
>>18344620update your views numberfag
>>18344588Why do men like ERPing with each other as women so much?
>>18344572>It's realBASED>>18344617That fag's literally here and used to ask people in the thread what to SC. At least he sends akas.
you aren't actually enjoying this
I miss Ame...
>>18344526IWNBAW
What's the point of setting a stream time if you literally never start on time?
>>18344620>IRyS' ccv doubled after this post
NO FEMALES
RIP IVaN ReitmanFuck you mori
I don’t know why you’re so upset today, aren’t you always alone?
>>18344615>>18344548women only want to be raped consensually
>>18344620>leaving out Bae's GFE stream had 11k viewers
>>18344647>going out the basement
>>18344577How are you holding up Ministryfriend?
>>18344577>Unbelievable this little tramp, this bastard, this...he makes you MAD. ANGRY even. Makes you want to PUNCH him, with your FIST. But this bastard's got you in a tight hug, holy moly, get him offa me, HE'S TRYING TO PUNISH ME. TICKLING IS AGAINST THE RULES, THIS IS BAD AND WRONG.Stop being horny you fucking whore
>>18344659What's Kronii got lined up for her? Guerilla sexy Space?
CAR SEX WITH IRYS
>no ame valentine steam>no ima valentine steam>no gura vaventline steam>no morii valentine steam
>>18344572why didn't you just screenshot it
see you bros, i cant type while driving
>>18344655Can women even truly understand the joy of power washing?
Are there any Sanallites left?
>>18344577Ministryfriend is a violent partner...Abusive even...
>>18344690>>18344677>>18344660can I just have a little fun. PLEASE
When do we get to suck him off?
So what you driving for today's drive date with IRyS IRyStocrats?
Irys please start
This is unrealistic because I'd be carrying a knife around at all time whenever my boyfriend decides that he wants to be goddamn cheeky and try to give me tickles when I ask for no goddamn tickles.
>>18344666that's right, he asked and he sent haachama a feet one iirc. kek, he's all right in my book
>>18344579Thread reeks of smegma
>>18344677>>18344660>Responding to just started stream numberfagging>EverStop being retarded
>>18344655I want to power wash /hlgg/
should I go on a night drive to better immerse myself for IRyS?
>>18344667It's just funny at this point, so I can't say I'm not enjoying it at all
>>18344577will you be my valentine, Ayamefriend?
>>18344526>>18344532>>18344609
i had to close the stream
>>18344589KEK
>>18344712who?
>>18344607Agreed.
>>18344707My phones fucking up for some reason and to lazy to desktop post
>>18344685It just hurts a little more than usual but it'll hurt a lot more tomorrow
Sisters... I'M NGMI
The one girlfriend I had, I met the day after Valentine's Day funnily enough.
>>18344577I'M GONNA TICKLE TICKLISHFRIEND TO DEATH
>>18344729always ready for knifeplay...
>IRyS actually waiting for Hayko to finish
femanons, identify yourselves
>>18344722soon......
>>18344577Be honest, Ministryfriend, did Haykos saying it's punishment time make you tingle or nah?
>>18344705Ima...Morii....
>>18344623Is this the Ina from the bimbofication (Version del Inafication) comic? The legs look the same.
Bae peaked at around 13k? If IRyS doesn't do at least that then it shows how important time zones are.
IRySoLate
>>18344735no, the roads are icy
>>18344659>road headMy oshi is responsible, she'd never give a blowie while I'm driving, she knows the value of not spilling over your cup while on the move
I don't want to share this thread with Fujo.Please make a split for Holostars EN
>>18344705ima ima ima...
>>18344712Yeah, me
>>18344745Based
Imagine his strong hands feeling you up while he goes in for a kiss...
NO WOMEN ALLOWED
>>18344712Bloody oath I am cunt!
>>18344685f-fuck you!
>IRyStocrats get to experience what teamates got long agoHope you enjoy, lads
Just a reality check
>>18344735I would
>>18344705It isn't even valentines day in the US bro
>>18344724my hyundai tiburon
>>18344772This is a male
>>18344772>no timestamp
>Main linksChannel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgmPnx-EEeOrZSg5Tiw7ZRQNext Stream (PST):13/02 18:30 Sleepy GF RP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QNmC9GKEg [Open]13/02 19:45 Sleepy BG RP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk [Open]Stream Hontou no Otohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwJ0_uqhb4 [Open]Bae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelzCurrent schedule: It's FeBAErary, stream(s) everyday!>Where can I find arts?Twitter:https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAEhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアートDanbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelzPixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworksAzure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズPrevious Thread: >>18206224 #Main linksChannel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgmPnx-EEeOrZSg5Tiw7ZRQNext Stream (PST):13/02 18:30 Sleepy GF RP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QNmC9GKEg [Open]13/02 19:45 Sleepy BG RP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srti9qKG0fk [Open]Stream Hontou no Otohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwJ0_uqhb4 [Open]Bae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelzCurrent schedule: It's FeBAErary, stream(s) everyday!>Where can I find arts?Twitter:https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAEhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアートDanbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelzPixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworksAzure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズPrevious Thread: >>18206224 #
HIRyS
HIRyS~
HiRyS!
HiRyS!!!
HiRyS
HIRyS!
HIRYS I'M STRAIGHT AGAIN
>>18344705Imomae Omae...
>>18344772A man, that is.
IRYS LIKES MY CWAH
IRYS ON THE FOOKIN TELLY
How will you react when Hayko walks out and comes back with a big iron on his hipbig iron on his hiiiiiiip~
>>18344762kek
HiRyS!!
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRYs AND ME ARE GOING TO GISNEY LAND FUCK YOU ALL
SHE'S BEING SEXUAL, ALSO HIRyS!
Irys is in my car
IRySoRacing
>>18344705today isn't valentine's day for any of them besides Mori
>>18344772a fucking twinkbud
>>18344577Right here malefriend!
>all these niggas drivingI'M SEETHING
>>18344827a-anon?!
>>18344772>Blahajfucking tranny.
DIDNEYWORLD
>>18344772That's twink
>>18344772This is either a man or Gura.
kinography
I'm so wet right now
IRyS starting with a roleplay
IRyS is giving me road head
>IWyS is impressed by my second hand HyundaiI'm happy
Listening to this from my phone speakers instead of headphones really helps smooth out some of the artifact from the voice changer. BGM's already kind of lo-fi to begin with so it also sounds pretty good this way.Not that I'm laying in bed trying to listen to this seriously or anything.
I love this dork!
>>18344729>>18332043
PRODUCTION VALUES
The cares are clearly moving
HiRyS!I'm gonna DieRyS...
>>18344770she has to clean herself off
the fuck is Irys up to
>>18344772That's a boya cute one
>drive date>fucking stuck in trafficReality sucks, doesn't it?
I'M IN THE CAR WITH IRYS
>cockblocked by trafficthis is too real...
IRySoStuck
>>18344772wanna have sex with me...............? I love twinks
What the fuck I'm in a timeloop!
>>18344827You and the /infinity/ fag should kiss.
>>18344724Series 2 Lotus Elise
>>18344827are you a kronibrat?
You have a vehicle, right anon? To take your oshi out?
car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob car blowjob
Oh my FUCKING GOD NO SHE'S UNLEASHED ALL HER LIMITERS
ME AND IRyS FUCKING IN OUR CAR ON OUR WAY TO GISNEY
>Still doing GFEHow have they not learned anything?
whoa, that's literally me
this is me
SOVL
I'M ON THE TELLY
ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD
Holy shit where'd she get that picture of me
>>18344772You got some pretty sexy thighs, my bro.
THAT'S ME!
>>18344772Show us the bussy!
Me on the right
S O U L
HIRyS!!
I want to take IRyS on a road trip
I drive a Ferrari?
HEY THATS ME
me on the right btwi wear the hat to cover my bald spot
YAB MALE ON STREAM
WE'RE DRIVING BACKWARDS
IRyStocrats driving backwards
I'm glad I live in a small town and never have to experience traffic like that
ITS ME
>>18344960Yeah,me
Hey! That's me in the car.
IRyS farted inside the car...
>>18344827brrat-chama....
Damn, I look hot
fucking lmao IRyS
IRyS STOP DOXXING ME
I hope she doesn't mind all of the empty fast food bags...[/spoiiler]
EVERYONE SHUT UP I"M ON THE TELE
IS THAT THE NEW LAMBORGHINI HATCHBACK
>>18344960nice hat!
me on the right
Just admit it anon, market for Holostars EN get stolen by niji
>>18344924I live in Sydney Australia this has been my reality until Covid happened.
mori tripped on the road and now we're in traffic baka
>driving backwards
>>18344583femgosling?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM????
>>18344960you need to do some reps anon, how are you going to carry IryS with those sticks
Single mother IRyS karaoke LETS GO
THE MOON IS BEAUTIFUL TODAY
>>18344960Fuck I look cool.
Irys is cute
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ME?
>>18344772that's a man
>You're an excellent driverHey that's me!
>>18344960wtf that's my hat
Damn, Irystocrats look like that
I'm sorry IRyS but I don't know how to drive, we will die
Irys's sex voice is amazing
The FUCK last I checked the IRyS stream wasn't gonna start for 15 minutes now it's 10 minutes in???
>and now it turned to nighttimethis fucking narration is making me laugh out loud
THATS LITERALLY ME
HOLY SHITIT'S METHIS IS IRySTOCRATS
>>18345034Bro don't doxx me....
ametori love!!
Haykos is my actual boyfriendYes, my actual, unironic boyfriendNo, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or jokeNo, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reactionYes, it is actually the truthNo, it is not my belief that he is my boyfriend, because a belief is a subjective thingIt is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Haykos is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that he is in truth my actual, unironic, genuine boyfriendThis is not some sort of schizo delusion, eitherNo, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizoEspecially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto realityThat is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the worldI am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds forNo, it's not a misunderstandingNo, it's not a misinterpretationNo, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situationNo, it's not a lieHaykos is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine boyfriend, and he is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with meYes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one anotherYes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one anotherYes, we know each other personally and interact with one anotherWe've confessed our mutual love to one anotherYes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the boyfriend of her gachikoi who love him, and I'm exclusively hisYes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and he treats us all the sameNo, that isn't the same as him having a boyfriend or a girlfriend on the side, or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still appliesNo, this doesn't mean he can/did/has sex with people "without feelings" or is in another relationship IRL, or is/has had sex with other Hololivers, whether or not they Brats or not, because that would still be cheating and Haykos would never cheat on meYes, both he and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray usThese are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real worldThe only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't realI repeat: Haykos is my actual, unironic boyfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with meYes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectivelyNo, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love him and he loves meNo, this is not some sort of pining from a distanceNo, this is not him pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto herYes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and him and it is explicitly mutualYes, the kind where he loves me directly and explicitly and I love him directly and explicitlyNo, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable factNo, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a responseNo, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called basedThese are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing themNo, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problemI love him, he means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my boyfriend.Yes, "Haykos is my boyfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.And, it's not a hypothesisNot a theoryNot a storyNot a fictionNot a narrativeNot pretendNot a fantasyNot kayfabeNot baitNot a shitpostNot out of contextNot off-topicNot trollingNot ironicNot bullshitNot copeAnd most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible for the statementThat's all, thank you for not reading
This is me
literally me
>>18344772>sharkThat's a man, baby
You guys wish you looked as good as me
IRYSTOCRATS EAT A BURGER OR TWO
CHICKS DIG CARS
>>18344829>>18344831>>18344832>>18344834>>18344835>>18344836>>18344839>>18344842>>18344843>>18344845>>18344847>>18344853>>18344854>>18344856>>18344859>>18344861>>18344866>>18344877Who is this?
>>18344790too late, we allowed homojp here so theyll be here regardless of thread opinion
We really are Drive now, bros...
>>18344945I can't drive because of a degenerative eye disorder.
I'M DRIVING THE FERRARI
Damn anons, did you guys lose weight? You're looking good!
SHE LIKES THE HAT
IRyS thinks I'm handsome. Sucks to be you guys, fellow IRyStocrats
I can't fucking compete with that dude. He's too fucking cool.
CAR BLOWJOBVROOM VROOM
>>18345019I'm literally dating a nijisister it's kinda nice
>>18345029Is japan
>>18344722sister I already am, I'm answering his questions with a mouthful of his balls
I don't fucking know how to drive how did I end up here fuck fuck fuck
who is thatWHO THE FUCK IS THAT
Hey irys take a swig for the road
I drive best backwards.
>>18345053it just started
>>18345034HE BLINKED
Irys is the new creatividad. Ame fell off.
>>18345072It's IRyS!
>Hyako on the left>IRyS on the rightFeels good being a Bi Chad
This is IRyS's ideal male.
>>18344382>half-demon, half-angelFULL SUCCUBUS
Hayko really is an infuriating little rat isn't he. Bratty little bastard needs punch correction.
PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT PLS MUMEI DON'T DO THIS GAY SHIT
I hate that most western fans can't enjoy intimate stuff like gfe/asmr without layers of ironyWhy people just can't enjoy things sincerely anymore...
now this is the real GFE
I'm wearing a hat, this stream is dedicated to me
>>18345008go clean out your car bruh
>We're driving backwardsMy sides
NIGGA TURN ON THE ROAD LIGHTSIT'S NIGHT
>>18345019Thank God
This is unrealistic I would right hand on Irys' thigs while driving
Irys is too dorky to make my heart race
>>18344827AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
IRyStocrats are /thinspo/
>>18345120Based and same
OH MY GOD IRyS NOOOOOO
>>18345047yea, that's me
>>18345034his erection is painful
>>18345047THE ART INA WHERE IS IT
Driving backwards to Gisneyland! with IRyS!!
Irystocrat explain, your oshi have a boyfriend
>>18345055she enjoyed that bird VN so I assume its from that
>>18345130Stop being a fag
what is this body type called?
moom post
>>18345019That isn't a bad thing anon, in fact it's a super good thing, keep that filth out
Irys is too autistic for this
>>18344829>>18344831>>18344832>>18344834>>18344835>>18344836>>18344839>>18344842>>18344843>>18344845>>18344847>>18344853>>18344854>>18344856>>18344859>>18344861>>18344877>>18344916>>18344929It's IRyS!>>18345072It's IRyS!
>>18345122Fuck man, i gotta lose more weight
the background is going the wrong way are we driving in reverse?
>>18345122stickbros, we're winning!
>>18345104STAY CALM IRYS'S LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS
>bae's meme stream is gonna earn more than her gfe streamI hate redditors so fucking much
Why doesn't IRyStocrats have proper fan designs yet?
>>18345120Same
>>18345072Tokoyami Towa…
>>18345132Is it okay if I pretend it's ironic to protect myself from the soul-crushing loneliness it makes me feel?
>>18344836
>>18345130I hope Muman does, its pretty funny
>>18345150Works on my heart
>>18345173Me on the left
this is where it gets initial d
Wtf is this manual?I only drive automatic
>>18345130Cringe, just enjoy you faggot.
Irystocrats fucking suck at driving
Did she just say swing?
WE'RE FUCKING DRIVING BACKWARDS BECAUSE WE'RE TAKING HER BACK TO OUR PLACE HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKIN INNNNNNNNN
>Driving backwards>No headlights on at night>Not paying attention to the roadLooks like Irystocrats can drive just as well as their oshi
>>18345173yeah, me
shut up and sing!
IRyS sounds like a child right now.
>>18345130imagine being the biggest fag in a thread full of women, gays, and bisexuals
>>18345213This isn't you then
>>18345132
>>18345073don't post disgraced ex-holos
>>18345197Ina hates IRyS
>>18345084GIMI
>>18345189Going home for Monopoly!
>>18345132>complaining about irony overdoseYou're literally using the avatar of ironic shitposting
>>18345120haykos is too manly for me. gimme the shogun
...am I driving in reverse?
Bros, the excessive roleplay present today... I don't know what to feel about all this.
This is kino already
>>18344798>>18344792As someone who liked her the most predebut and for about two months after, how do you do it? No shade being thrown, honest question here. I am a weak man.
>>18345122>stickman who wears a hatLiterally me
Isn't this the set up for Jolyne going to jail?
>IRyS is spending fifteen minutes on setup for the plot of her fanfic streamSHE'S JUST LIKE ME
>>18345019but numberfags were saying Luxiem's audience largely consists of JP fujos.
>not 1986 Toyota Trueno DISSAPOINTRyS
>>18345247Took ya long enough
>>18345208kek
>>18345247he's just like me...
>>18345228
>>18345247my sides
>Friend in the carIrystocrats...
>>18345224I mean the fact that we didn't crash yet must mean we are good at driving
>>18345247Hey, that's me
IRyS is so bad at GFE, I love it.
>>18344960Wait a minute... Since when was I white?
IRYS BOYFRIEND IS BALD LMAO
Here we go Ryan bros
I miss Kronii
FUCK
>>18345247excellent timing
Kino
>Opening with City of Stars
Oh shit
>>18345196Anon, both of them are meme streams
IIIIIRYYYYYYYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaA
>>18345275Did you mean the wife of Mori
Bros...
>city of starsi hate Kronii...
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH PLAY THE RADIO
IRyS...
>>18345247He drives.......
IRyS started with the hard hitters today I see
IRyS NOOOOOOOOO STOP REMINDING ME OF KRONII NOOOOOOO
THAT GIGGLE WAS FUCKING CUTE
>>18345196The BFE stream has like 30% of the viewership, calm down
>>18345276kek
no irys...it's still hurts
Sisters........... I'm gonna suck his dick.......... advice?
>>18345247oh yeah, that's literally me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18345238Is the whole game kino or just that part?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18345323wtf, why would you doxx me like this dude.
>Gosling songDamn she going in hard right off the bat huh
Why am I driving to disneyland backwards?
THIS LITTLE FUCKING RRAT BASTARD IS PLAYING COY AGAIN. IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE HAVING TO DEAL WITH A BRAT? I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE GET SO FURIOUS AND VIOLENT.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
NO NO NO NOT CITY OF STARS FUCK FUCK NOT AGAIN AFTER YESTERDAYI WILL FUCKING DIE FROM THIS
This Bae roleplay is hot as fuck, not gonna lie.
Hell of an opener, IRyS...
>>18344772right here friend!
PLEASE ANNOUNCE WHO YOU ARE GOSLING FOR!
>even does the laughOh fuck I'm gonna gosling
>>18345197Who?
>>18345247Can you do an edit with the Drive Ryan Gosling instead? Might be more fitting
I'M UNDER HYAKO'S COVERS LATER LOSERS
>>18345387because you don't want to go to Disneyland in 2022
>>18345282yes JP/CN/SEA Fujos, their stream numbers are a fair bit lower during NA hours than JP hours. Its quite a contrast, they kind of show there is likely no hidden western fujo market or at least not a substantial one
>>18345197I don’t know. Why didn’t Kotori become the KFP fan design?
I MISS KRONII
Bae had the right idea going out all for a month while 3 of her genmates continue being sporadic streamers
>SHE'S STARTING WITH THIS SONGOH GOD, HOW IS THIS AN APPETIZERWHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO TO ME TODAY
I love IRyS....
OHHHSIT WE"RE ON TOP
>>18345405fag
>>18345390Makes you wanna....correct him?
oh my god haykos
>He isn't singing with IRyS
>>18345276
>City of startsI asked for this
>>18345362Remember to use your teeth, they love that. Bite at the frenulum.
GAYYYYYY SEXXXXXXXX
>driving backwardswhat an idiot.
AHHHHH HE KISSED ME AHHHHHHHH
I completely forgot this was a La La Land song until yesterday.
HAYKO JUST KISSED ME
Hayko this is too far....
>>18345418This is also a man.
Bros...i wish i was a 4'10 girl with a 6' bf for real, this is more love i've ever felt...
>>18344583>>18345371Kiss
AAAAA I CAN'T DRIVE LIKE THIS
>>18345362Nose...
Anons and femanons, why are we getting so spoiled today?
>>18345418incredibly based fashion taste
>18344242>/crystalcafe/>check it out, curious to see what desperate women counterparts are like>immediately read "bald men are gross"it's not fair... i didnt do anything... its genetic...when do i get a win...
>>18345197IRyS is uncreative I guess
>>18345362No teeth
I've been kissed by a boy rat!
Big sweaty L-cups.
Whoa. This is getting a little too spicy now.
Please stop glorifying Hollywood...
HAYKOS SAID HE LOVED ME LATER VIRGINS
I want to date IRyS. I kinda wished she'd lean in harder into it.
This is your boyfriend, IRyS?
>>18345416females that give me attention
Hayko....
Hayjos...
>>18345362Look up the grapefruit method
Kromies...
>>18345238>>18345373Game is shit + Ame destoryed Marche over a year ago + TA2 is better + Gria are hot
ME IM THAT BIRD
Haykos is about to fuck some girl live on stream
>>18345515yeah, ME
KIARA JUST FLEW OVER MY CAR
I'm closing the stream I I don't wanna be gay :(
IRyStocrats, please focus on the road.
DEvour?
>I saw a weird bird flying out the window
AHHHH
>>18345418cute boywould rape
>>18345478Wanting to doom your sons to be manlets. Women don't even realize this.
>>18345542Yeah, me
>bae's ideal boyfriend is a dude broim ngmi
>>18345283Couldn't get the permissions, please understand
More like we're the kind of sad people who would spend time here on valentines day so anything else is above our expectations
>>18345515Yeah, you have a problem with me?
show tits>>18345418
I'm going to need a cold shower after this is over.
You now realise that IRyStocrat, the absolute fool, is driving backwards
Stop watching my date with IRyS
I'll be honest, IRyS sounds like a much younger Tara Tainton.
>>18345019Glad
>>18345491>>18345491Don't worry about it, plenty of women are attracted to bald men if you shave it all
Why IS this backwards?
City of sneed are you shining just for feed
I don't know how to say this, but I feel like Bae and Irys just making fun of Rushia and Fandeads
I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY
>3000 watchingthe novelty of the male gimmick wore out fast
Wait, what's in the backseat?
IRYSTOCRAT BLINKED
I'm gonna get run off the road by a redneck while driving IRyS around...
>>18345562Anon I'm 6'2 and my mom its 4'09 while my dad is 5'8.I fucking hate being so tall lmao
That person honking behind? Me.
I'm bi but I genuinely am feeling more for the Hayko roleplay than the other one Bae did. Never realised I was THIS gay.
>>18345416For an abstract concept of love that borders on unrealistic that I'll never experience in this world or the next
>>18345491ignore the femcels, bald can be hot as hell if you commit to it
>>18344772/vt/ sisters rule this thread!
>>18345491There's a fair contingent of girls into bald guys tbf.
>>18345238Marche is a douchebag faggot trying to ruin his friend's only chance at happiness
>>18345613exhaled from my nose
>>18345617SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>18345621Watch streams or >>>/vt/numbers
>>18345418This is a man.
>>18345617Meds
>you now realize almost all EN holos are listening to bae's BFE
Is it me or is Irys moaning a lot
jesas, how brutal, why is she like this?
The Guramefags on twitter have been on a gurame art retweet overdrive ever since the Ametori song came out
>>18345623 Looks like berries.Why are there berries?
>>18345621the voice isn't very good. an actual male would do pretty good
>>18345511>I want to date IRyS. I kinda wished she'd lean in harder into it.I prefer the dorky, unintentional stuff she does now. And when she does lean into it, I prefer goofy, scuffed stuff like this.
>>18345617Fuck off. Stop using the picture of my oshi to bait
>tfw you realize the car has no doors and you have to get in and out through the windows like a NASCAR driver
>>18345655i'm watching irys AND numberfagging
>>18345645Show that BUSSY!
>>18345609Look it's a rental. I can't put too many miles on it
>>18345491that's why you do your /fit/ reps, and go for the Rock physique, or at least Johnny Sin
Irys trying to make it seem like she isn't bored out of her mind with this shitty date.
>>18345019market for Holostars JP is also taken by niji
GUYS HELP. IM POSTING HERE BECAUSE I THINK IM FUCKED AND IM PRETTY SURE I CANT REACH OUR DESTINATION WITH MY DATE
>>18345617Sounds based
>>18345418This is a man (and that's a good thing)
>Drive at your own paceALRIGHT LETS FUCKING GO
The gosling streams are crossing
>>18345592Sorry, hard to focus
>>18345238>>18345647Marche is right.
>>18345645I'm a chumbud
>>18345418You hands look a lot like mine(male)
>>18345684See >>18345655
Nene!
>>18345645Orca porka... fatto catto... is that you?
>>18345418Nachomama has merch? I need to get me a shirt
>>18345645wait isn't that...
OH GOD THE FLIPS
>>18345645>fart cloudMust be a deadbeat
IRyS stop being an impatient little shit, I'm driving as fast as i can
>Bae's male voice telling me gay shit in my ears mixed in with IRyS's voice making shitty attempts at GFEGod my dick really does not know how to feel right now
>>18345238I like to imagine Marche grew up to be a depressed overworked salaryman who spends sleepless nights cursing his past words and deeds.
I WANT IT AMEWAY!
>>18345491Anon you do realise crystalcafe is the equivalent of female /r9k/ right?
>>18345645>fart stickersasuga shark
>IRyS' exposed shoulders
>>18345491Bro those places are filled with scum, why would you take them seriously? If you were a woman would you go to wizchan and listen to their opinions?
>>18345617Well not specifically Fandeads and Rushia but they are making fun of GFEs with this over-the-top GFE satire stream
>>18345617They're casting a wide net trying to catch her wayward gachikoi.
>>18345545Did she blast a car with her laser vision?
OH SHIT
Do not be distracted from the fact that IRyS is a hardworking family girl. She's such a nice person...
>>18345673girls moan when they stretch after sitting in a car for a while
>>18345711kek
>>18345671Proof?I don't have access to my PC rn.
I always wanted to have a late night where I spent driving around with a cute girl singing dumb songs in the moonlight
>>18345617>Bae doing tryhard GFE>IRyS stumbling through GFENope, just them being themselves
>>18345691Pretty sad
She's doing it her way?
This is authentic GFE from IRyS
>>18345704EYES ON THE ROAD, ANON
Irys really deserves a much better model. She should have gotten Mori or Kronii or Ayame's.
>>18345582wait, do they really need permissions to use a prop with a brand? is that why suzy just drinks ringo instead of HiC?
Bros, this date sucks.
I have both Irys and Bea on at the same time and its like i'm watching a couple flirting with each other.
>>18345647t. little gaywad who can't even walk
My car's a dead nephilim storage
>>18345621I switched over to Irys'
>My WayFLIPBROS MUTE THE STREAM NOW
I don't follow?
Singing???
>>18345019The only good thing niji has done.
oh god, irys this is too real.
Fuck, this is too real.
>You're gonna have a body in your carWouldn't be the first time I've had a cold dead whore.
>Pictured: a man physically restraining himself from going insane over such a fucking nagging gf as she keeps pestering him over every little thing
bros... there's a goblin lady that broke in to my car while I was driving and won't stop singing to me...
YOU ARE
Brooklyn Nine Nine bros, it's our song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPgis she gonna sing this?
>>18345794Aloe is the one that fits her perfectly.
>>18345779they watch eachother's streams all the time. they're probably interested in this one
>>18345738I can't believe this made me laugh.
DA BOYS?!
FIGHTING WITH IRYS ABOUT THE TEMPERATUREthis is the most accurate thing about having a gf
>she's cold>I'm hotNow this is real GFE. Also backstreet hype.
FUCK YOU IRYSTURN THE FUCKING AC UP OR I'M TURNING THIS CAR AROUND-- I MEAN-- I'LL DRIVE THIS THING FORWARD
>>18345808They're safe
I WANT IT THAT WAY
>>18345690>IRyS tries to get out through the window>her wings get stuck
irys is such a cute dork
>>18345813>>18345816too real mind...
>>18345735Trolled
baited by irys...
/vt/ sisters....
tell me WHY
Bros this is kino
fuck... I should really watch more IRyS streams... this is great
TELL ME WHY
>how’s the volume?There it is
The nostalgia...
WRONG MY WAY U FUCKS
>>18345431Ina designed Kotori to be Baby Phoenix form Kiara.
>>18345827He looks like he about to burst
>male voice
Irystocrat, why are you driving backwards?
>>18345617Meds unironically.
Good morning! Have you been enjoying Hololive?WATAME NIGHT FEVER TODAY!
>>18345771Okay this is bullshit, I'm not even a woman but I moan when I stretch.Everyone always gives me weird looks. It's not fair.
What way do you want it?
I want it sneeds way
>>18345837t.Jack Garland
GO IRYS GO
I'M STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
>>18345829kek
Kronie here, what do I do?
>>18345621the voice changer completely mangles what is being said at lower volumes of talking and its competing with unarchived karaoke.
>>18345884anon stop texting, we need you to go schizo safely~
>>18345886Probably should be. This is basically her like always, just with the addition of props.
TELL MY WAH
Bae is reading poetry, I have to turn off the stream.
>>18345884show spedometer
>>18345917Moan louder you whore
I never asked for this Hayko. Please stop reading this letter like this or I'm going to get violent again.
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
>>18345827more attention than i've ever gotten from a women including my mother so I'd be down.
I WANT IT THAT WAAAAY
Interesting fact, Yagoo hasn't tweeted for three days
>>18345917L O N D O N
>>18345743You should watch some of those split screen webms with dicks on one side and boobs on the other. It's an interesting fap.
>>18345903because fuck the rules,my car, MY WAY..
HYAKOS YOU CHUUNI FUCK
>>18345884>not driving in reverse
>>18345732yeah!!
God I want to impregnate irys so bad.
>>18345884eyes on the road you tard
>>18345884I SEE A GLOWING THINGY, RUN IT OVER
>>18345969Yagoo's a whore...
>>18345838Aloe's model was nice but her rigging was absolute dogshit. She couldn't move her body and most importantly her eyes were static, she always had the same expression.
>>18345969WHAT A WHORE
IRyS I want it that way...
Going deep into IRyS like she requested.
I need to save this vod for my next roadtrip home
>>18345969yagoo graduating...
>>18345794She can match Ayame's a bit, but she really doesn't match Mori or KroniiAloe's would've been perfect
>>18345969WHORE
I NEED Hayko to rape me
>>18345969Well, Yagookeks, what has he been up to?
>>18345917just yawn and do a manly grunt instead
IM SQUIRTING GIRLS...
>>18345917i make loud noises whenever i yawn or stretch just to assert my dominance, its the only thing my dad taught me
What's the modern equivalent of the Backstreet Boys?
>>18345886She’s legitimately one of the best EN talents, maybe even Holo talents as a whole. During the server merge arc, literally no one wanted to miss a stream of hers because each one was kino was fuck. Definitely tune in more when u get the chance
IRyS is really great. I hope she got a redesign like Nene.
>>18345969Yagoo is having hot steamy valentine's day sex
>>18345954N-No...
What's Bae been talking about exactly?
IRYS YOUR THROAT
>>18345644yeah and theyre all ugly single moms at bars over twice your age :)
>>18345969>yagoo isnt going to tweet on valentines dayno.....
>>18345994>t.
I never wanna hear you sayI miss Ame
>>18345998Sounds like Anya.
IRYS PLEASE LET ME STOP I NEED TO GO PEE. PLEASE, THE SERVICE STATION IS JUST A MILE AWAY PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS STOP SINGING YOU FUCKING BITCH I NEED TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18345780I almost did it once but it was right after i got my license so i had no idea where to go and got lost and had to stop to ask for directions. Ended up crashing at a friend of her's house and we + her friend watched some drag queen reality show all night. I did not score. I am yet to recover from the shame i felt that night
>>18345969He's too busy fucking his wife
>>18345884based
Is 214 a number pun or something
>>18345418You have to be turbo flat...cute!
>>18346025whatever that kpop boyband is called
>>18345969not like this...
Those fucking kisses kill me Hayko...
>>18345969Holy shit he's cheating on me
>>18346025Korean boy band #34954236
I love my wife and her beautiful singing!
>>18345711Underrated post
Hyakos kissed me again, later virgins
>>18346062>HOPEBAD
why is irys singing chris chan music? I thought that was moris M.O
>>18346025One Direction.Yes it's a downgrade but it's the best equivalent.
Bros, why is Haykos moaning?
>>18346038an excerpt from Love Letters of Great Men
>>18345827A girl nagging about the heater is a shit test to see if you'll put your foot down
>>18345903>>18345977I'MMA DO THINGS MAH WAYIT'S MAH WAYMAH WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
>>18346062lol
someone please get this woman out of my car
>>18346047You won't be able to pee if you have a boner
Irystrocrat, why aren't you jamming to the song as well? Just because you're driving there's no reason to be so stiff.
>>18346055based
>>18345884YAMERO TAKESHI!
>>18345969lazy slut, not even streaming on valentines day baka
>>18346062Anon...
>>18346025One Direction of BTS depending on who you ask
>>18346043Graduate Yagoo immediately, Cover!
>>18346025Used to be One Direction but that was during my time *bones creak*
>>18346025gook boybands
>>18346055kek
>WaterYeah all from me
I swear to god, Irys.....
>>18346038this is the best apart about sleepy cuddling, it doesn't really matter what's being said
>>18346029Nene got a redesign because of chinks.IRyS getting a redesigning would be directly shitting on the artists and cover wouldn't do that.
I never had a date before ;_;
>>18346069BTS?
IRyS is gonna pee in a bottle!
>>18345969I mean despite what some people thing Rushia's situation is pretty serious for Cover.
I remember when we left. Years back in the time before...
>>18345969He's a fandead
>>18345884ANON WATCH OUT TAKESHI IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
>>18345969Yeah sorry bros. We've been too busy together
>brought extra watersCan't wait to stop the car every 30 minutes so she can go to the restroom.
>thank goodness you brought extra>I thought it would only be a 1-hour thingbros?
>yfw Irys suddenly drops a high quality outro with (You) on Gisney™how would your knees fare?
Hayko please just let me give you a handy under the covers, I beg you.
>>18345973I like those too but good lord do the backing tracks lean into musical conventions that were aging when I was a teen.
>>18346069why is everything k- nowalmost like there's an organized effort to replace every music genre with a korean equivalent
Everytime I get kissed by Hayko I literally shiver a little. I don't like it. I don't like him. I want to HIT him. I want to DESTROY HIM.
>>18346055NO IRYSTOCRAT
>>18345682Cool!!!! We need more Gurame Art
>complimented for bringing enough waterAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS TOO REAL BROS
>>18345738She sure is.
>>18346091>Can't even do an edit righti'm starting to think niggas are gay for that actor instead of self inserting
>>18346142try harder
>>18346098Fuck off Take Me Home is a great album
>>18346108kek
Anyone else surprised baes gf and bf stream didn't get more superchats? Kind of seems like something that would make paypigs go wild
irys please lower your model a bit so we can just barely see your head poking out, trust me it will be funny
UUUUWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IRYS!?!?
>>18346016She would have been too powerful with Aloe's.
i hope Irys will ask us to stop a car to piss
>Brooklyn 99>Drama
>>18346184anon is a tsundere!
>>18346142Same and you should exercise anyways
>Hope214>first, second and fourth letter of the English alphabet are B, A an B>HopeBAD
>>18346201ok NOW i believe there are women in this thread
When does the Disneyland gate close? I'm pretty sure we're ngmi
Showing IRyS my multitasking skills
we could play monopoly while I drive....
>>18346177Yeah I agree, honestly would rather them without music.
>>18346069DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO COMPARE THE LEGENDARY BACKSTEET BOYS TO SHITTY K-POP OR I WALL BREAK YOUR LEGS WITH A CROWBAR
>>18346108Good job anon
Fuck why is irys so horny
>>18346179It's either that or niggermusic.
>>18346142same broa girl held my hand once and I got hard. at 31.
>>18346041>:)Go back.
>telling me to google while drivingYep this is gfe
>>18346029All of Myth had such great designs - how did they drop the ball so badly on Irys; even her indie design is a better match to her
>>18346108fuckin kek
>>18346215After the Rushia thing? Not really that surprising anon
>juggle Rubic's cube while solving themWhat sort of ubermensch can do this
>>18346142I have only had 1 date in my life.I didnt make a single move during the whole date because I was too afraid if she'd be uncomfortable and we never had a 2nd date.I hate being a man.
Reminder: Irys has her period around the 10th of every month
>got complimented for bringing enough water for a long tripNow THIS is what it's like to have a GF.
Me and my oshi are dumb!DUMB!
>>18346022>yawn and make a manly grunt insteadinstead of stretching...?I don't moan because I want to, you know. And my back desires to be stretched. Being tall has its drawbacks you know!
Hayko I swear to god...
>I can solve a rubix cube in less than 30 secondsBROS I MADE IT
IRyS please i'm driving i can't google right now
why are we driving backwards
she's just like me bros...
>>18346142I went on one once, she told me her father said I'd better be paying for her.
bitch i can solve a rubiks cube in a minute
>>18345827>>18346103It's funny how true this is. IRyS is so obviously high maintenance. She'd be a great girlfriend half the time but the other half she'll be bitching at you over every little thing. Probably explains why she's still single.
You can only solve one side of the rubics cubic. You don't impress IRyS that much. Try harder.
Just let me fucking drive bitch! You know how hard it is to drive backwards? The only thing keeping us alive is me and this rearview mirror!
I've just about had it with this fucking woman
All this valentines hype and BFE/GFE stuff had me thinking of the ship that never was.May the gods look over funny-sounding foreign lady and her suitor, Mr. Deus-ex-machina Mushroom-man.
I can't wipe the smile off my face for some reason bros.
>>18346266Some chink kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6AsllXpKBU
i'm gonna suck your dick after you fall asleep haykosjust to feel it in my mouth
Irystokeks, why are we driving backwards?
>>18346234You are a damned fool anon
>>18346304>This is his only personality trait
>>18346232Yo bab, wassup
>>18346272I thought that was when she was menstruates?
Imagine that IRyS is exactly like this with her bf and thinks this is a normal conversation.
>>18346294but can you do it while juggling
RATE THE RATE THE POEMRATE THE DUBCONRATE THE STREAM
>keyboard autism even in the carI will murder Reine
>>18346191This is actually too fucking realI always had to bring extra shit with my ex, be it water, food or even clothes
>>18346288Ayamefriend relaxdon't stab your boyfriend please
>>18346317>>18346318his smile and optimism..
>>18346317>>18346318the duality of irystocrats
>GFE stream had 11.2k viewersPeople can shitpost as loud as they want but at least Bae was sent the proper message
>>18345917>be 40yo oji-san>need to streech> (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) kyaa~~~
>>18346284like, when you feel the moan coming, turn that inhale into a grunt or clear your throat instead.
Guys I didnt wnat to freak out Irys but the brake lines are cut and there's a bomb under the seat wth instructions that say if the speed drops below 50mph the bomb willgo offwhat do I do
>>18346222or maybe she'll use a piss bottle
She's so awkward. Just like being in the car with a first date.
>>18346344I can confirm this is how she's like with me.
>>18346270>his parents didn't arrange him with the daughter of one of their acquaintancesI thought everyone did this
going in irys backwards...
>>18346356Jealous of my thoccy keyboard anon?
>>1834635210/1010/1010/10
>Sana's pinned schedule is from 10th JanWhat the fuck is wrong with Sana? No really what the fuck is she doing?
Did IRyS say Jizzneyland?
>GIVING IRYS MY THOCC
It's over...
we postin cars?
IRyS GFE is off the charts...i think im going to be an IRyStocrat now
I fucking hate driving in California...
irys says thoccyou hear cockmfw
>>18346307>Probably explains why she's still single.kek good one Anon.
I need more Haykos moaning...The kissing was great but I needed more.
Imagine Mori doing a GFE streamImagine how bad it would be
>>18346372the correct message was "don't use a fucking voicechanger for it you retard" but that's probably not the message she'll get
>>18346383Shoot the hostage.
Should I get into /mkg/ like IRyS?
Oh I have a thocc alright.
what the fuck, she threw my keyboard out the window
Should I go to sleep so I can dream about Bae or stay up so I can dream about IRyS?
>>18346403Who?
>>18346383shit your self
>>18346321Based
>>18346332This is all he needs>>18346332
Irys NO this is GFE...
If this is how Irys speaks to her BF I can see why shes single. Jesus yap yap yap yap
Mechanical keyboards are like the engravings on a gun.
>>18346257sorry, posted that from my flip phone--Tryin to make a change :-\
>>18346391>Your Moriis now>Just MoriDeadbeats, not like this...
bitches be like girlfriend role play then wonder why dudes get parasocial
Please give IRyS a Kiyboard.
>>18346383DRIVE! (2011)
>>18346403Her dog died, show some compassion
>>18346377I tried that just now and it made me sound super gay.
gura is for marriage and sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation only
My 2centsBae sounds like she has a lot of experience with bed talk / talking to a lover, it felt natural and sometimes erotic.IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed a man in her life. She's struggling with the roleplay.
This is actual GFE by the way.
this stream would be air faster if they scooped mori off the road
I just realized greynames stand out more in Irys Chat
>>18346352i consent to haykos non-consensually manhandling me whenever he wants / 10
>>18345884is that Chile?
>>18346416Does anyone know the song Ame used for that intro? Not the one in the soundpost
Reine I know you're here, stop corrupting Irys
>She can only be satisfied with thicc keyboards nowMembranelets....don't look
>>18346460THAT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO COME THE FUCK ON
>my keyboard will never satisfy IRySAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I miss him..............
>>18346451t.looks at keyboard while typing
she had RADIOguide in the car
fuck haykosi wish my roommate wasn't at work
IRyS PLEASE I AM DRIVING, enough with the keyboard-tism
>>18346403Damn, so the racists weren't lying, niggers really are lazy...
>>18346468She's just like me...
Your keys don't even thocc? Pathetic.
>>18346352i unironically want a boyfriend now
>IRyS talking about how much water and tea she's drinkingI honestly wonder if the 116 thing gave her some kind of fetish.
It genuinely sounds like IRyS has never been on a date before.
>>18346403https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1490198139155800064?t=anmKqGvd-jedHilUKmJ8Mw&s=19
>>18346403Her dog died so it's only natural you should no longer focus on your job.
>>18346372The message: we only watch you when nobody else is streaming
>>18346468>IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed a man in her life. She's struggling with the roleplay.That's what makes it so entertaining
>>18346403we don't know, roommate things and drawing things for a council related project is what we can infer from streams
>>18345112meds
>>18346464I'd buy her wedding ring merch.
>>18346468>IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed in her life. Just like me!
>>18346468Bae watch a lot of normie dramas.
MY JAM
>>18346403tamagotchi died
>>18346270same
>>18346232>[deleted]oh fuck
NEW SONGhttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493079553404981248https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493079553404981248https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493079553404981248https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493079553404981248https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1493079553404981248
GO IRyS GO!
>>18346438I think it worked!
>>18346516Remember when she said the other EN girls should also wear heart monitors to pee?
>>18346461you need to cut the moan into a yawn or other stuff sooner. like a half second before the exhale hits your vocal chords
>>18346517Actually it started before IRyS and only peaked at 4.1
>>18346025the Backstreet Boys, they are still alive
>>18346476fuck I wish I knew
>>18346468IRyS is literally me...I'M IRyS!
>>18346455Good catch. Deadbeats...
>>18346455She kill everyone else in Hololive so it can only be her just Mori
>>18346468>IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed a man in her life. She's struggling with the roleplay.That's what makes her cute
rate my face tattoo
>irys wants a keyboard>I only have a trumpet god is cruel
>>18346148it is, god i just want it to turn out alright though.
>>18346468>IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed a man in her life. She's struggling with the roleplay.Yo she just like me fr fr
>>18346504you wanna fuck your roommate?
This is... Charlie Puth right?
Is there any meaning in the 'hope214' license plate?
>>18346468That's what makes her so amazing. She's mentally still in middle school.
>>18346552It's time
>>18346576XD
>>18346468Bae probably plays a lot of those dating sims
>>18346456I'm bitches
IRyS on her knees. OH BABY!
It's me on IRyS telly btw
>>18346403Being retarded about roommate stuff
Fuck shes good
>>18346468IRyS IS JUST LIKE ME
>>18346552Can't wait
>>18346605bae...
I'm fucking kneeling
>>18346468IRyS is just shit at roleplaying. That why we don't do anything like that in the bedroom.
I've never heard of this song before.Man does it pop
/VT/ranny sisters...
>>18346456>>18346605KAngel get the fuck out
I have never heard this song
Okay I've gotten done punching Hayko in his sleep, now I can get fully invested into IRyS and groove the hell out with her funky song list. Damn listen to her go!
>>18346477it's bumfuck nowhere burgerland
>>18346468Bae has a history with fanfics
>>18346047>he can't aim his cock into a bottle and operate an automobile simultaneouslyCan you even call yourself a man
Are there fanmade IRyS daki covers? I could imagined getting one and putting it the passengar seat, replay this and just driver around.
>>18346468wrongbae sounds like she gets all her romance knowledge from weeb media and roleplay asmrirys sounds like she's actually had casual relationships
>>18346592 tell me what date is valentines day
>>18346468IRyS is sheltered as fuck, it's been painfully obvious when she does her Mori/Bae streams>never been to a gym in her life>private school>is always confused when someone talks about poorfag hobbies/food>only alcohol she consumes is wineFor better and worse she's an actual princess
>>18346566I'm just really embarrassed now so I'm just going to pretend I never said any of this and move on with my life.Thank you for the attempt at helping Anon, I appreciate it.
>>18346592Feb = 2 14 = valentines day
>>18346592I did not know IRyS knew about that... its Valentines Days silly
>>18346468IRyS is perfect then
>>18346403her kangaroo died show some FUCKING respect bro...
>>18346148Yagoo probably has Rushia monitored 24/7 just in case she tries to off herself, because that would cause an unrecoverable massive scandal for the company.
>>18346476>>18346570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlyNqUHQI-I&list=PLtomM9b9ry_KNohicuiLKmTuT5CIYVn3L&index=10
>>18346581it's just bros helping each other out.
anons remember you will be quizzed on this date by Irys.
>>18346686meds
>>18346403Stopped giving a fuck, but will coming back to milk the pigs occasionally.
>>18346592I don't think so - it's most likely she just needed a random number and realized it shouldn't be 123
>>18346097>>18346107>>18346114>>18346134I meant Japanese number puns specifically
>>18346676Didn't she only get exposed to anime by her sister too?
>>18346655so glad we're never getting homoen, rest in piss /nijien/
>bitches about the cold when she had the windows down the whole time
I'm the wind btw
I'm beginning to think this irystocrat has no idea how to drive a car.
>>18346468You just described exactly why I'm loving this IRyS stream
>>18346403She looks promising but please only post Hololive streamers in this thread
Hololive is full of whores
>>18346403Sana wasn't the same after her dog die...
>>18346704Thanks anon
>>18346687>>18346686>>18346673ah thanks, i'm retarded. I thought there was some japanese number pun or something.
>>18346694Marine is there to tackle her in case she gets any ideas.
>green eyesone fucking job
>>18346516>irys 116>fauna convincing bae to wear heart rate monitor to pee>kronii and mumei having that extended discussion about peeing and holding your pee that ends with kronii literally ordering mumei to go peeGura is a pissfag and all of Council were hired to be her piss play pets
Is he... is he ok? He's driving backwards on an endless road on an endless night with a singing succubus by his side
This bitch, ROLL UP THE FUCKING WINDOW I CANT HEAR SHIT
>>18346372Those voice changer settings sucked ass and were only suitable to short shitposts.
wtf bros I just woke up from a 3 month long coma, the fuck happened with rushia
>>18346662thanks god, stay safe
I love the exaggerated upward inflection her “Hmm?” has
>>18346468>IRyS sounds like a fucking loser virgin that never kissed a man in her life.She's perfect...
>>18346740Yeah, me
>How long can i go with this? I have no clue how to get to Disneyland from here. Thank god she's been too focused on stupid shit like keyboards and the AC to notice we've been going backwards in a circle this whole time. I'd use the GPS, but she's in control of the aux cord
I love kanata, bros
>>18346670There's one on booth.
Are we driving Irys to a love hotel?
>>18346676>never been to a gym in her life
>>18346679Is it possible for you to record it?
You always make me drive. I drive you everywhere.
>>18346592HopeBAD.
IRYS TOUCHED MELATER VIRGINS
>>18346735That IRyStocrat? Me.
SHE JUST PUNCHED ME
What if IRyS reveals her costume today
>nudge nut
>>18346728The real GFE
>nudge nudge>she elbows you in the dick>while you're drivingrealistic GFE
>>18346673its on monday but that doesnt have to do anything with 214 right?
HOLY FUCK IRYS THAT WAS DANGEROUS
The fuck? That smiley face blinked.....
>complains about being cold >nags you to turn on the heater>the windows were down the entire time
ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD ROAD HEAD
Thanks IRyS now we're going to crash
We got something? I mean.. we did!
Anon, important question, can I change the address for shipping from Hololive's shop?
IRyS attempt at GFE is hilarious and adorable.
>>18346775kek
>Dreamin chu chu! Chocolatatata! Fuck now i am gonna have this stuck in my head
>>18346468I don't get it, IRyS sounds more realistic to me
boomgey
>>18346769Wow me too!
>Song ends>immediately starts bitchingThis is just rp, right?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1493057016801099779https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1493057016801099779https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1493057016801099779
Those were for my mom IRyS, she's in hospital...
I just want Ame...IRyS and Bae are nice and all but I yearn for my oshi...
that looks like a fucking bag of groceries
>>18346740Just because valentines day was ruined for you doesn't mean you have to take out on everyone else fancuck
>bookey
>bouquet of veggiesAnon, you fucked up
this is some top level larp
IRyS pronounces bouquet way too close to bukkake
>>18346676mori is sheltered too but it's way less endearing, why is that?
>>18346755This is fine. Everything is fine.
fucking kek IRyS
bou-quet ?
>IRYS reaches into the backseat>squeeze her ass
FUCK THOSE ARE MY GROCERIES, I FORGOT TO TAKE THEM OUT WHEN I GOT HOME!
this is like nagging wife experience not gfe
>>18346854BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU HAVE BEEN GAINING WEIGHT LATELY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THOUGHTFUL.
She doesn't like it...
Bouquet of veggies. Why'd you give her that give Irystocrats?
>>18346735Hey, I'm doing my best, bud
>>18346760Slapped Bae in front of Yagoo.Bae retaliated by leaking her secret bf and stealing all her gachikoi.
>>18346694I haven't been keeping up, did whats-his-name refuse the marriage?
>>18346676The Mormon rrat is honestly becoming less schizo by the day.
IRyStocrats wtf
That meat? Yeah my cock
>>18346882your icecream...
I wish I got a veggie bouquet...
>>18346874IRyS is innocent, Mori wants to be hardcore
IRyS EATS TOO MUCH MEAT?! YEAH. MY MEAT! HA!
It's like the fucking Peloton commercial all over again.
>veggiesARCHITECTBROS WE ARE LOSING
>>18346854Ohapol batman....
>>18346886This is year 2+ GFE
>>18346673I haven't been acutely aware of calendar dates for over 2 years, please understand
IRyS this is a sports car, it doesn't have back seats. And it's not a coupe.
a bouquet of cauliflower
The meat? Mine
Are we genuinely retarded?
>Eats too much of MY Meat
>eating too much meatYEAHHHHHHHHHHHMY COCK
Those veggies? me
>>18346886Is there a difference?
edibles with irys!
This is a slapback to concernfags.
>anon in Gura's split is sperging out over her minecraft projects not being finishedsometimes splits are fun to read
>>18346831I'm moving at the end of the month and don't know where yet. Can anyone check their open order and see if they can change it?
>>18346774why exactly would you want that...?
Why is Myth so anti-GFE?
>>18346924
A salad bouquet doesn't sound like a terrible idea, though it is.
>>18346552yes shes been shilling her song almost every stream of the month
>>18346679it's fine anon, not a big deal and not a deal-breaker for getting laid.if it makes you feel any better my voice turns squeaky as fuck when I'm nervous which is objectively worse from a manliness perspective. I'm practicing taking breaths when I talk and relaxing my tongue/vocal chords so my voice can remain its normal tone when I get nervous, and I need to watch more youtube videos on projecting my voice without being loud.
>eat more healthyIt's eat HEALTHIER you dumb ESL bitch how many times do I have to correct you?
HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>18346854fuck off she's not a holo
>>18346851boom
irystocrats are going to break up with irys over disagreements with food!
IRyS would be a terrible GF jesus
>>18346755He just wants the drive to last forever because he can't afford Disneyland tickets
>>18346907What? It's a practical joke.
>I drink what I want to drinkAbusive alcoholic wiferys....
>>18346874Didn't get bullied hard enough
>>18346940Well....
>driving backwards>stuck in traffic all day >edible bouquetirystocrats, this is a fuckin awful date
anon gave her veggies so he can toss her salad
>>18346961Socially retarded women, please understand...
>IRyS yelling at her "boyfriend" for the veggie flowersThis is too real bros.
>>18346755>is he ok>has a succubus singing personally to him
>>18346961good thing IRyS is Project Hope.
Did someone say edible lmao
VEGETABLES ARE EXPENSIVE YOU DUMB BITCH, I'D KILL FOR SOME FREE ONE
>>18346961Probably got scared by the obsessive doxing fans.
STOP COOKING IN MY FUCKING CARIS- IS THAT FUCKING RANCH DRESSING WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT
SING DA FAKIN SANGS IRES
>>18347000still better than the awful job teamates did for Ame
>>18346984You could train her desu
>>18346933ma petite chou fleur
>>18346984Nice, I would be her boyfriend
>>18346953the split was going so well...
>>18346961They're whiter.
As expected of country grown vegetables
>>18346821REAL gfe right there
>>18346984aye, tis me
irys tosses a mean salad
>>18346852based
As a Texan this drive date with Irys is very realistic. Only thing it needs is Irys making us stop for piss breaks ever hr.
>>18347028you'll have to fight me for it
HERE COMES THE ROAD HEAD
oh shit that DARLING out of nowhere
>>18347023kek
GROWN UP STUFF TIME
>>18347006trying to stay positive and cope with the dumb gift you gave her because today is a special day is too real
Dont mind me, im just enjoying the stream the correct way
does irys think this is the type of gfe people want?
This girl is dangerous.
>>18346961They actually care about their fans well-being
Hop on top of me Irys
>>18346972eat more: healthy.
IRyS I'm fucking driving...
UWAAAAAAAAAA
IRyS you dumb bitch
we're gonna fucking crash
IRYS WE ARE GOING TO DIE
Road blowjob incoming.
HOLY SHIT IRYSTOCRATS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING GAME AT ALL?
>>18346961Now that you mention it, Hope and Council GFEs it up a lot more don't they. I feel like Kronii is the only one who doesn't GFE.
>>18347055kek but that doesn't even make sense!
>>18346955Help me
>>18346953I have my fair share just by lurking at /infinity/.
>>18347071based
Irys don't make this about you.
>>18347055I hate that this is real.
IRyS do you want us to fucking die? Do you see how fast we're going?
>I'm getting lonely>Can you scoot over here>You're driving?>HOW FUCKING RUDEThis is actually getting too real for me.
>>18347071kek
BITCH I'M DRIVING WTF???
IRYS HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IRYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sex
Is this IRyS' dream guy? A dude who keeps insulting his Girlfriend?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT OF MY HEAD WE ARE GONNA CHRAAAAAASHHHHHH
bros shes so close what do i do
UWAAAAAAAA MY FUCKING DICK
>>18347071>RenaultNever post this again
IRYS PLEASE YOUR STEPPING ALL OVER THE PEDALS
Oh boy...
HOLY SHIT IRYS
IRyS is giving me a handjob
GET BACK YOU DUMB BITCH WE"RE GONNA DIE
IRyS is gonna sit on the shift stick
PUT THE FUCKING SEATBELT BACK ON
>>18347071A true patrician Happy truckin
I don't know why, but the setup for this Irys stream reminded me of thishttps://youtu.be/AUhE5KsJ5hk?t=38
IRYS THATS NOT MY FOOT THATS THE GAS
Holy fuck we're going to crash
Come on IRyStocrat, just back it up
>>18347034You stick them up your butt and eat them anon?
LITERALLYSITTINGONMYDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
IRYS FUCK OFF
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SEX INCOMING
>>18347072she has absolutely no idea what she's doing, which is what makes this endearing
IRyS I can't drive you sitting on the shifter..
IRyS ROAD HEAD WOO WOO
I'M FUCKING DRIVING, I SWEAR I TURN THIS CAR OUT OF REVERSE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP
WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IRYS PLEASE WEAR YOUR SEATBELT
IS THAT CODE FOR PEGGING?
Watch the shift stick you clingy bi
IRYS WAIT I'M DRIVING I'M DRIVING WTF
WHAT THE FUCK IRYS
>>18346686>>18346673Okay, but what do the letters mean?
this is the exact pose all those irys ntr edits have...
I still can't believe Bae actually picked out something I said during the GFE streamThat hit way harder than I expected, I had to get up and just pace around for a bit
We're dead.
>>18347071I cannot tell if this is irl or a vydia...imma go with vydia because of the lone road but jesas it looks real.
WOMAN I'M DRIVING HERE
JESAS, TOO REAL
>>18347053For some reason I could perfectly imagine her RPing that right now and it's killing my sides
WHAT THE FUCK I'M DRIVING IRYS!!!!
IRyS's warm ass...
IRYS ON MY GEARSTICK. SHIFTING WITH HER NEPHALIM PUSSY AHHHHHHHH
>>18347044
This bitch is gonna get us pulled over. Just keep fucking singing or whatever
irys stop...you're too horny...
>>18347136Irys loves NTR
bros I wanna have sex......
>IRyS would totally give you a blowjob while you're driving
oh god bros i can't see where im going because of the blood spilling out of my head ahhh
>>18347150THAT'S NOT THE SHIFT STICK
ROAD HEAD LETS GOOOO
STOP THE CAR, IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX
>>18347107Kronii is retarded best bro experience
>>18347055Based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Next song is another Puth song, Attention
IRYS STOP DISTRACTING ME I'M GONNA CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I will penetrate you
AAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMB BITCH *SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**CRASH**EXPLOSION*
>>18347030It getting shitty was inevitable, the nature of a split attracts newfags like moths to flames. That and the slower post rate makes baiting much more effective
>>18347188This bitch is gonna get us into a crash
This girlIs dangerous
Jesus christ IRyS
*chair clatters*
IRyS, we're going to die
BITCH IM DRIIVINNGG
>IRyS cant even wait to get home...DDDDAAAAAAMMNNNNNN GIRL
the stick is inbetween iyrs's legs... or is it... you know...
IRyS wants us to crash let's gooo
I don't want an IRyS GF.
>>18347072it's the gfe I want, I DM'd her about it
IRyS is the type of girl that will give you head while your driving
>I want attentionThis is too real
I do love being stabbed by IRyS's horns. This date is nice. Who said GFE would end because of Rushia because hope has descended to prove that wrong.
>Irys doing stupid shit that might make us crashso this is true gfe...
This is terrible GFE but it's funny as fuck my god
>>18347221SHE IS /HERE/!
JEALOUS OF THE ROAD
>>18346874>mori>sheltered>after making leanShe's only sheltered by Texan standards - by West Coast or Japan standards she isn't at all
>>18347181anon...
if this was real life I would unironically leave her on the side of the road, is this what having a gf is like?t. khv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zip4QyJyD5g
my mad face
>>18347203
yo road head?
Why does this feel like a hostage situation?
>>18347186It's Euro TruckVery good game
>>18346968Honestly man if I wanted to get laid I'd have to work on my NEET tendencies and crippling anxiety before anything else.Good luck though, I'm sure you can do it.
Jesus, I love this woman.
End of stream spoiler
IRySoComedic
jesus my sides
This is too funny, i'm sad that I don't have as much opportunity to watch irys
>>18346592yeah. Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
>>18347162I'm not a Haachama anti
Bros I can't take it, IRyS is too damn cute
IRYS MAKING SURE THE RUBBER NECKERS HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH
Irys has no idea what she is doing and its adorable
>>18347150IRYS PLEASE I NEED TO GEAR DOWN GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR SNATCH
I'm really not following this storyline.
This is actually triggering memories of my ex
I think IRyS is trying to copy Bae after watching her stream.
>IRyS just straight up sits on your lap and rubs her horn juice all over your body>Yell at her and say I'M DRIVING YOU FOOL instead of stopping the car and catering to her needsMy god /hlgg/ ojisans are not only useless they're also BRAINDEAD as well.
>>18347254IRYS IT'S FUCKING HARD ENOUGH DRIVING BACKWARDS WITHOUT YOU RUBBING UP AGAINST ME AND MAKING MY DICK HARD
>>18347221Needs more bleeding from the side of the head
I WANT ROAD HEAD YOU HAG
Do IRyStocrats really
i can't believe IRyS road me cowgirl while driving
super clingy super jealous irys gf!
Look woman if you're going to do this shit at least give me a BJ so I can feel great while I wrap both of us around a lampost
>>18347071basado
ITS ALL SETUP FOR PUNS
>>18347286imagine if the secret ending was just a bunch of screeching tires and then a loud crash
im recording the stream so i can listen to it tomorrow because im going to miss half of it ;_;
>>18346979Tonga....
>Ticket to Ridebut irys that's a very overrated board game
>Ticket to RideIs this another euphemism like Monopoly?
Make up blowjob
When is she gonna go and start sucking me off
>>18347286thats the front bumper dumbass
>>18347072IRyS being a cute idiot for an hour straight is exactly what I want
>>18347278thanks anon, you too
>>18347286If she ends the stream with us crashing I will kneel
SHE'S LEANING OVER THE CENTER
>>18347318Truly a relationship.
>>18346961Kiara sees kfp as childreen and is to busy perving on straight girlsGura would get you arrestedIna does not streamMori is already taken
>Bae makes me want to die from soul crushing loneliness>IRyS cheers me up with silly roleplayShe really is HOPE
Very dangeRyS
>>18346961>Ameused to do it, wait for tomorrow to gauge how she feels about it now>Morihas literally never liked it, all of her "romantic" things are always shitposts + her taste in friends>GuraIs into it specifically with her members only>InaWe're in the middle of the Tako doomposting arc for a reason>KiaraShe's GFE as fuck it's just very casual
>>18347318Look man, I'm doing 65, fucking BACKWARDS on the freeway in the dark. There's enough going on so I don't die.
>>18347318WE'RE ON A FUCKING HIGHWAY BITCH, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
My desire to commission a NTRyS scenario is slowly increasing with each passing day...
beatles?
I DONT WANNA DIE HOLY FUCK MY HEART WILL BE GONE IF MY EYES ARENT THE ROAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>18347112/inf/ sucks and is schizo central/nasa/ is dead/uuu/ is a bunch of UUU'ing/rrat/ is perhaps too normal/who/ seems to really like cannibalism
>>18347321yesin the end Irys really is the brattiest holo
>>18346468Maybe Bae watches and read a lot of romance books/movies/vns
>>18346961they get good results without it and is fine for them
>>18347318Safe driving is more important than sex.
>>18347335then she sings Stan
>>18347136BITCH I LOVE YOU BUT LET ME FUCKING DRIVE
>>18347318Nigga I can't have sex if I'm paralyzed from the waist down after a car accident
>>18347359Ame...
Makeup sex with Irys!
>>18347339>>18347343how the fuck do your zoomer minds not associate that with the Beatles first
IRyS STOP DISTRACTING ME BITC-
>>18347286i can't believe she's dead...
>>18347347IRyS gets too horny and throws it into forward instead of reverse by grinding on the gear stick.
making up with IRyS let's gooo
>>18347337is it tonga time?
weird, everytime I play music in this car the engine stops
>starts shit>"I accept your apology"yeah this is the stuff right here doc
>>18347359Even if you get arrested it's still GFE
>>18347390Bullshit
IRYS PLEASE LET ME GO
Think you can take control of the stick for a little while, IRyS? I need both hands on the wheel...
>>18347136So just male mori? They are pretty good friends so it makes sense
>>18347375Something something fanbases reflect their oshi
>>18347417kissy
>>18347417you'll get that gay kissy sex one day, anon
>Beat Alls
Jesas fuck she's clingyI love her so much
>>18347417cease
>>18347136> s this IRyS' dream guy? A dude who keeps insulting his GirlfriendInsulting your girlfriend is more important than having a big dick.The only people I know who're still together have the guy roasting the girl at least twice a day, including my parents and brother.My dad once went "You know what? This is stupid. Go to bed" when my mom kept inserting herself into a conversation with guests and the /look/ she gave him was uh. Yeah. Point being. If you ever get GF. Roast her.
>>18347414
>>18347366>Gura>Is into it specifically with her members onlySo you have to pay for it? What a prostitute!
>>18347375wait.. were the /meat/ anons hoomans all this time?
>>18347375/who/ is harmless
>>18347136She's acting like she wants to be yelled at
So I'm white and I have a cap I could wear, now all I need is a Ferrari 458 and IRyS is MINE
>>18347422I swear all the people saying she's got no idea what she's doing are retarded, this is realistic as hell
Wait a second, that license plate isn't regulation
I want kissy straight sex…
>>18347417After today I might just be lonely enough to humor a hooman
>>18347318In the case we survive she is not paying the bill if I crash this shit so she can wait
IRyS using every chick flick cliches she knows... CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>18344960I'm proud of you, son...
This IRyS stream is too cute
MALE VOICE
>>18347417Come here cutie, it's time to kiss
>>18347366Fuck, Gura would absolutely be the GFE EN chuuba if she wasn't so big
>>18347488wanna have sex
I love irys but i do not like this cover
>Bae does the best GFE content in HoloEN history>IryS does one of the shittiest attempts (but in a super adorable amazing way)Today is fucking amazing
>>18347417kissy gay sex
>>18347448how true is that statement anyway?
>>18347454Love that episode
>>18347375sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, okay?
What kind of radio station only plays karaoke tracks?
This bitch is one wrong word away from getting the Choco treatment, except she's paying for ALL the petrol bill
FUUCKING FUCK IRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKIGN CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE SONG IS ABOUT PROSTITUTIONMALE ESCORT CONFIMEDTHIS IS NOT GFE, IT'S GPOV (GIGOLO POV)
what the hell version of Ticket to Ride is this?
>>18347346Anon this is GFE. I don't know what you were expecting.
>>18347030He's still going, at this point it's just plain hilarious watching him lose his mind over fucking minecraft
>>18347488you're going to have to shut in and have some slight nutritional deficiency anon, clearly the ideal man for irys is pale grey
>>18347136Is called teasing, and it works
>>18346874It is.t. Deadbeat
This is The Carpenters' version of the song if you didn't knowI love IRyS singing Carpenters songs
RED SPORTS CAR WITH LICENSE PLATE HOPE214! PLEASE STOP THE VEHICLE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!
>>18347471>My dad once went "You know what? This is stupid. Go to bed" when my mom kept inserting herself into a conversation with guests and the /look/ she gave him was uh. Yeah.YOUJUSTKNOW
it's uphttps://nyaa.si/view/1490050
>>18347318Sex is temporarily.Safe driving is eternal
>>18347551
>>18347539very
>>18347575kek
>>18347539Very
>>18347572God fucking damnit
>>18347136How to make IRyS fall in love with you
Are the homos gone now?
Something something the magic dead body of Jesus Christ and the President of the United States with a magic rabbit man
i like irys better when she sings in japanese
>>18347549An innovative one
>>18347366>kiara is GFE>you guys are like my daughtersYou had some weird girlfriends anon
>>18347575IVE GOT A TICKET TO RIDE AND I DONT CARE PIG BITCH
>>18347552yeah, me
>>18347560Well I imagine once I have the Ferrari I will no longer have any money for food so that will sort itself out
>>18347375>Too normalHow can a fanbase with a more hyperactive Id than Gura's be too normal?
How does a BJ while driving feel like
>>18347521her member streams that were done on short notice and noticeably slower chat were very comfy and she just radiates love
>>18347573when will she sing somewhere over the rainbow?
>>18347640faggot, heh
>>18347554>>18347573
>>18347608Most but not all
>>18347575YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Ina!
>>18347359And the emptiness in your heart is already space, so that's why Sana doesn't need to bother.
You guys are alright sometimes
>>18347366>Gura>Is into it specifically with her members onlymy chest still hurts from the past couple of member streams
EAT THE FUCKING VEGETABLES
>>18347531There is not a SINGLE good cover of a Beatles song.
>>18347471So true!
>>18347604>>18347136Fuck i forgot my linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/0QoHrMPaLUs
>>18347622>Kiara just gender bends all of the male anons with special recipe KFP chickenBASED BASED BASED
>>18347575NO WAY PIG, IM ON THE WAY TO THE BEST HEAD OF MY LIFE
>>18347634__________________________________________________i wish i knew
>>18347582i dunno what i was expecting but it sure wasn't that
>>18347593cute azki
imagine the farts
What happened to the veggies woman?
>>18347634It's pretty difficult to steer and you'll likely just end up crashing before he finishes cumming, so you're better off giving it while you're in the passenger seat instead.
>>18347611Shut up, Bob Dylan
>Luna won't cover helter skelter what's the point of living man?
the images...
>>18347590>>18347603Well there are exceptions, like some of our 35p being tribalism faggots while their oshi genuinely loves Hololive
>>18347417STOP BEING GAY
I FUCKING LOVE VEGGIES
>>18347375>/who/ seems to really like cannibalismNah we just have one dedicated /meat/ poster over there for some reason.
>>18347634genuinely the best blowjob i've ever gotten, but took a while to cum since I was scared shitless we'd crash
Holy shit that moon is big, can any astronomers explain what's happening
>>18347575
>new ASMR metaFauna Valentine's ASMR later?
You can eat my cum you dumb slut
>>18347471> My dad once went "You know what? This is stupid. Go to bed" when my mom kept inserting herself into a conversation with guests and the /look/ she gave him was uh. Yeah.Dude.
>>18347685Mole is on the wrong side for AZKi
>>18347685
NO DON'T FUCKING DO IT WOMAN
I'm not hungry...
bitch I'm drivingI only need mints
>>18347700bye images!
ILL FUCKING FEED YOU !!!!!!!
I really don't like this situation.
IRyS aggressively feeding you white stuff!
>>18347699>our 35p being tribalism faggots
That's a fucking onion, IRyS
man this thread is great
cumming while driving isnt even distracting or a hard thing to do
>the white thing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=duTXx4rg0RII will catch up to them
mogu mogu
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
AHHHHH FEED ME IWYS
I'M TRYIN TO DRIVE HERE
IRYS IM TRYING NOT TO CRASH THE FUCKING CAR
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
>>18347654my chest hurts whenever i go back to watch certain member streams... like the ones where she lets us hear her heart beat
image for my oshi
>>18347756IRyS is feeding me a raw onion
M O G U
SHE LIED
>>18346241>legendary Backstreet Boysget. off. my. lawn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITMhO3ZPZM
>>18347520that's so sudden!
>eating Calli's flowerhot
MOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGUMOGU MOGU
My heart keeps racing, out of fear
HESUS CHRISTO PUTA I'M DRIVING HERE
it's cute she got the veggie bouquet lol
>>18347417Death to all sodomites
>IRyS doesn't know what cauliflower is>Drinks endless amounts of sodaI'm starting to think she might be fat bros...
>>18346953directly shitting on Gura was getting too old and obvious and now they larp as chumbuds dissapointed of Gura
You will now post AZKi’s old model
Chuu
MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGUMOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGUMOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGUMOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU MOGU
this is what irys wants
>>18347699faq man i don't shit on any of the girls
>>18347699You'll note those supposed 35p never actually talk about her streams, so they're no more fans of her then sheep posters are Watamates.
>>18347772WELL I'M FUCKIN' WALKIN' 'ERE!
god now I need to go to the toilet
>>18347692>before he finishes cummingLondon?
Irys?
>>18347800Oh shit an actual PROMISE
Why do they both jump into random Japanese? How do they know my weakness?
That's some tasty raw cauliflower. I'm sure my toilet will appreciate it.
>>18347818what's wrong with salt
>>18347800Wasn't this a wager in a bet or something
>>18347666there are 2 actually https://youtu.be/4u0OwmlNfF4https://youtu.be/zhVy3Tx07vA
Faunya!
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
IRyS please stop inserting your fetishes
>>18347800you still got about 28 hours or so
>>18347802You are just that cute, I can't resist!
>>18347800>On-stream promiseyikes
>>18346108made my night kek
hepl I'm driving and this bitch is putting veggies in my face
is IRyS a feeder?
What's wrong with raw cauliflower? I eat it all the time.
Anons... my oshi has made me do something really, really foolishBut I'm going into a frenzy for her
ROAD HEAD of cauliflower
>>18347450>>18347452>>18347466>>18347503>>18347520>>18347535>>18347701>>18347818Do I even need to say it?
>raw broccoliI am going to kill this woman
This gfe is the best fucking one, not trying to be cutesy uwu kawaii, not trying hard, IRyS is just acting normal
>>18347819you lack the critical information
IRyS is my perfect girlfriend
IRyS is really getting on my nerves here, I'm trying to safely drive, get us to our destination in one piece and she's acting like we aren't going 80 mph on the freeway right now.
Oh boy cauliflower and broccoli, my favorite road snacks
>>18347367kek
>>18347844To be fair, there's no real point trying to discuss her streams here
>>18347901based
Who knew that IRyS was such an architect
>>18347800>trusting gawr
>>18347417Did you watch the Haykos RP hoomate?
Tummy hort...
>>18347887okay, fine...*chuu~*
TUMMY HURTS
>>18347904fatass
Are... are we going into scat territory?
>>18347909You call this normal?
I need to fap
Tommy Hurt
>>18347844Fair enough. Watamates did manage to separate from sheepppsters, why didn’t 35p manage?
GUYS MY TUMMY HURTS
Drink my pee IRyS, im driving.
>>18347800it's not the 14th yet, nigga
IRYS I NEED TO PEE
I need to shit!
>>18347847Anon what the fuck you ruined the mood
>>18347909>feeds you fucking raw cauliflower and broccoli while driving>normal
>>18347634Kinda weird. Expect the back of your head to hit the bottom of the steering wheel a few times.
>>18347913i will murder you
You have to take care of it Irys ;)
>your oshi>most complicated thing you've eaten while driving
>>18347901don't kill someone dude
tummy hort..
>>18347936Architecting with raw vegetables?
IRyS please I need to shit
>>18347634like a blowjob, but while you're driving
g-guys we're on the tunnel right now and some crazy guy in a bicycle behind us is currently shouting obscene things like 'sex'
irys what the fuck
IRyS this is getting a little weird
are there any photos of mooms worth cumming onto?
I'm gonna SHIT myself woman
>>18347800It’s not the 14th you retarded SEA
>>18347904You're sentenced to rape correction
We got to poo and pee in bag!
>>18347977KiaraInstant cup noodle
crap my hands with IRyS
Fuck IRys for feeding me raw unwashed veggies.
>>18347520>>18347802>>18347887>>18347943kill yourselves faggots
>>18347901Basado
UWAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I HAVE TO PISS IN IRYS'S MOUTH
>>18347989Yeah
>>18347800SHE PROMISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!