/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Aaaaaaaaa, it's my fault for not bumping the last thread. I was supposed to bump it but i decided to visit some other boards and come back for it, only to realize a shit ton of threads have come within 3 minutes. I'm so sorry. That's why I made this thread.

The board is still too fast, I got busy for a little while and the thread was dead

>>18155664
It literally happened in a matter of minutes, /uuu/ almost suffered a similar fate.

Can you compete with the birds?

>>18156561
No...

eyeam glad irys has returned

Can we get IRuS into gunpla rabbithole next pls

I just noticed that she says " tattatta" and "a--a--" a lot.

Just rangeban SEA and the catalog would be a lot better.

More ring fit when?

>>18158899
sex takeshirys where?

I JWU
my thread...

>>18159620
if it makes you feel better, we can post BirdRyS here as well

>>18159029
Here!!

>>18160800
SEEEEGGGGGGGGESSSSSS SEEEEEGGGGGGGGGEESSSS

ive been listening to baes singing a lot this week and i reeeeeaaaallly want to hear a duet her and irysss theyre sooo gooood

KingRyS!!
https://twitter.com/Fera__Blue/status/1492150422509092866/photo/1

>>18161879

>>18161912
hey ik that person

>>18162030
Who? The vietnamese artist?

>>18162272
nha not like that ik them from twitter and other social platform

>>18162352
I see, and welcome back zoomzoomanon.

>>18162428
lookin sharp

>>18162428
looks like irys want to take me out on a date

>>18162552
Wrong, IRyS and Reine are wearing matching suits and going on a date with me.

>>18158629
/HiRyS/ would not survive.

Thank god irys will never have a yab

im not a singer but, irys can take my throat i'm not even using it rn

>>18163113
I'd still watch her even did she did. She's a great person with a great personality and I love her and want to be with her.

>>18163852
*even if she did
You can really tell I'm phoneposting today.

>>18162428
Finally a IRyS on suit fanart!

>>18162428
irys hips uwu

>>18163916
Only retarded autists care about phoneposting, the 4chan of old is long dead, caring about phoneposting won't improve the quality of this site, look how effective the "lurk more/watch streams" is. Anyway, enough meta talk.

>>18164291
Nothing wrong with it. I just suck at writing coherent messages and screw up as I tappity tap on the wrong tippity thing.

>>18164494
mood

>>18165365
BaeRyS!!

Reine and IRyS will finish Operation Tango on the 17th.

>>18165779
From Reine's membership I presume?

>>18165859
Yeah.

>>18165886
Thanks!

>>18164291
inumimi irys would be a cute alt costume

>>18165920
torimimi

>>18163113
Noone is safe from the yab. Still, like the other anon said, I'll keep watching her. The news will hurt like a bitch, I might even cry, but after that I'll keep watching her.

Fantails are nice but i think she would have fallen for this penguin if he had been in the game.

>>18166137
That's one dapper mofo.

>>18166137
hes wearing a suit

>>18166137
Kneel before his majesty Victoria crowned pigeon.

>>18166136
It would have to be some leaked audio saying she hates her fans to be as big of a yab. If she's just dating, well that's her personal life and she never told chat they were her boyfriend.

>>18166497
Yup she keeps her personal life away from the vtuber life and thats amazing I love her

>>18166647
>>18166497
She doesn't do gfe on purpose, but this thread is still Gosling central when she streams. Yes, having a personal life is personal, it's none of our business, but I still care. This wasn't intentional, it just happened. And I hate it too, but it can't be helped, I can't just stop loving her.

Just fuck off, stop this imaginary yab discussion.

>>18167224
HIRyS! I miss IRyS...

Yeah, lets go back to discussing pigeons.

>>18167224
People are just stating their opinion. She won't yab but if she does, I'll still support her.

>>18167478
Better

IRyS is wife experience

>>18167629
My wife experience.

IRyS is the perfect highschool crush experience.

IRyS is like heaven in the form of a h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ nephalim

>>18167729
life school crush

IRyS is the perfect long-distance relationship experience

>>18168431
damn i wish i was born in japan

>>18168431
I think crush is more accurate. She would have to do things like say good morning/night and share more details about her day on twitter or community posts to be more than that.

i want irys but does irys want me?
i need to better myself
im gonna do 10 push-ups

>>18168675
Long-distance crush then. Curse the miles of ocean between her and me.

>>18168735
It wouldn't be any different even if you lived in the same city.

>>18168780
It would. I would still love her but not in the same way.

>>18168840
kinda creepy when u say it like that

>>18168840
All it would do is increase your chances of becoming schizo.

>>18168875
Kind of. I didn't mean it that way though. There's something magical about her being in another land so far apart. I fucking hate my country but tolerate it I must.

IRySoHorny!!

Do you masturbate to IRyS?

>>18169009
My lawyer has advised my not to answer that

>>18168981
i understand the "hating one own country" aspect, i kinda relate

>>18169009
Only twice since debut, she does make me diamonds every single time though.

>>18169009
Only once. Even if she sounds sexy all the time I'm not interested in doing that while she's busy playing Terraria or Minecraft or whatever and would rather just watch her be cute and having a good time.

>>18169068
Soundpost fixed.

Do these soundposts have well.. sounds, I can't hear anything

>>18169832
You need a browser plugin to hear them, forgot what it's called

>>18169885
>>18169832
https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player

>>18169885
I see, I'd like know what that is, but I'll google it as well

>>18169946
Thank youuuu

>>18169047
>>18168981
Can relate.

>>18169999
Nice numbers.
You can also copy the link, for example:
>MOAN[sound=a.pomf.cat%2Fpbxywf.mp3].png
You copy this:
>a.pomf.cat%2Fpbxywf.mp3
And you change the "%2F" for a "/":
> a.pomf.cat/pbxywf.mp3

Slow day, i feel like spoonfeeding.

>>18170188
Thanks for that as well

>>18170188
What was that first sound?
The one before the strange moan

>>18170570
hand clap.

>>18171907
That site doesn't work for me (expired certificate). You could use this link:
https://files.catbox.moe/doytlg.mp3

>>18172084
Thank you, will update it right away.

How do we fix Irys' hopeless romantic life

Test.

>>18172248
I already have

idk why but the pomf or whatever link thing doesnt work for almost everything else does tho like catbox

>>18172248
It doesn't need to get fixed yet. Maybe in 2-3 years when she approaches hag status.

>>18172618
ill be there for her aways

>>18172379
I don't know what you're talking about, the only problem i have with soundposts is, my 4chan client won't play links that use videofiles as sound sources.
Soemthing like picrel won't play for me.

>>18172876
that may be a setting somewhere, it works fine for me, that or you need the 4chan sounds player too

>>18172876
idk either but it could be my anti virus idk tho im not gonna go to deep just for that so i dont mind it

>>18173124
It's this. pomf.cat was blacklisted for me. I had to specifically whitelist it.

>>18173186
ya its probably that

>>18173118
I should have specified when i said 4chan client, KurobaEX.
It's a problem on my end anyway.

After long deliberation IRyS and I have agreed to be each other's valentine this year.

>>18173975
What did you get for her as a valentines gift?

>>18174052
me

im not >>18173975

>>18169009
To her voice in the background, she doesn't have good lewds desu. She barely has any for that matter.

CatRyS!!

>>18174875
A cat is fine too...

>>18174875
CatRyS you say...

>>18174444
Its surprising how few high quality she has. The only one i care for is the pool one drawn by shironekoKFP i think? It's tasteful instead of full vulgarity

>>18174875
>>18175270
ahhhh i love cats and i love irys this soooo cuteeeee ahaaahhah

>>18175497
Need IRyStocrats to commission more stuff I guess.

>>18175270
purrrfect

>>18176057
Problem is, a lot of the good artists have commissions closed or are commissioned to the eyebrows.
Last time i tried to commission some art i gave up after reading where would be placed in their queues.

>>18176057
>>18176195
i guess i jus have to get better at drawing myself

>>18176057
I don't have the creativity to even begin a commission. I've only had three ideas I thought were good in concept, and I've forgotten one of them. Thinking of a good tasteful lewd scenario would be impossible

woah page 7?

>>18178744
Page 7 in 40 minutes is nothing uncommon.

>>18178794
i see, ive only recently give the bottom right corner so ya

>>18178852
did i have a seizure writing this lol, i meant to say

i've only recently given the bottom right corner some attention

Tell me irystocrats, when will your oshi finally snap and rape some salaryman? She's unbelievably thirsty.

>>18179293
Every night. She gets home around 4AM and starts to work on her thumbnails and tweets.

>>18175270
i want to pat that cat

>>18178794
SNIFF

>>18169009
No, she's cute and all but i dont find her sexy, 20 years ago my hormone would have beg to differ.

>>18158899
For 3DRyS, she will need to up her fitness

>>18181654
Ojii-sanchama...

Look at her

>>18182782
my heart jus orgasmed

>>18182782
kissable fangs

>>18182782
cute fingers

>>18182782
She can literally bite my dick off and turn me into a troon...

>>18182921
she can take everything i own, even my body, my soul, everything... she owns me

>no tweet
>no like
IRyS is dead...

>>18184321
Maybe her phone ran out of battery and is on charge? She's not ignoring me. I know she loves me.

>>18182858
her fingernail lamé is really pretty

>>18185076
What the fuck did you call her finger nails!!!

>>18184321
Now, you see, this is the kind of banter we chumbuds use all the time. The correct response to that kind of post is, "we are busy cuddling." And the correct response to that is, "i made that post." And so on.
By the way, she is busy with me.

>>18185299
my name is me

>>18185299>>18185143

Chumbud, we do this shit all the time. It just happens that i forgot to inform IRyStocrats as well. I also made this post btw

>>18185462
>>18185506
Both of you happen to be wrong, i have photographic evidence.
I will relay your regards.

>>18185625
Stop doxxing me.

Time for me to sleep and wake up to a tweet from my long-distance girlfriend.
>Goodnight IRyS <3

I’ve been trying to shitpost constantly about this Rushia and Mori Yabs in order to desensitize people for IRyS’s inevitable TT vshojo collab. You’ll thank me later Irystocrats.

Sorry lads, due to circumstances (her ""throat"") she will require a couple of months of rest.
I will take good care of her so, rest assured she will come back better than ever.

>>18185839
But you didn't bump the previous thread so it's also your fault...

I think this needs to come to an end:
there is nothing wrong with a TT collab just think of it as an collab with a comedian or something, mori is indeed wrong for the things she has done, but her vices shouldn't translate to other hololive members

>>18186022
This goes the same with Iron mouse she seems like a normal indie vtuber, sure the organization she's associated with is indeed a bit sketch but, she doesn't seem like a inherently bad person, am I wrong to assume this?

Go back you two faggots.

>>18185143
her fingernail lamé is pretty and sparkly!!!!!

>>18186448
It's beautifully elaborate, quite something. She is indeed a gem.

>>18186448
i was joking, but yes indeed it is beautiful femanon

>>18186022
>there is nothing wrong with a TT collab
TT is worse than Hololive Historian. At least that sperg actually watches Hololive, TT cunts gossip and shit talk purely to clout chase.
>>18186308
If you knowingly choose to associate with shit then you're shit by default.

>>18186790
Isn't she like disabled, probably doesn't have a lot of choices that way

>>18186022
Except the comedian is best friends with one of your friends so you'll get to hang out with them irl after the collab.

>>18187437
Is that a good thing or a bad thing

Fuck off fags, you have the whole board to shit on, leave this thread alone.

I want to meet IRyS's family

>>18187529
In theory going to a podcast to get interviewed would just be a normal professional thing to do and shouldn't be considered a "collab" per se. But with TT the waters are muddied since they're friends with Mori and hang out in real life outside of a professional context all the time.

yo im in love with this as welll

>>18187780
I see

150 replies in no stream Day. I was scared of some guerrilla thing, But it looks like the drama still going holy moly

Watchin' strem
>she still has to disappear to add blush or horror shade
FIX YOUR SHIT, COVER, THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU ARE - A SOFTWARE COMPANY! DO YOUR JOB!
Also, she's so fucking cute, I can't take it. It's truly a blessing to see her enjoy this dumb game so much.

>>18189106
Yeah that's sad. Other girls can have blush sliders that don't need a full reload like that. I bet she'd use both her blush and the blue shadow a lot more if she didn't have to do that.

>>18189193
Especially after Gura recently boasted that she got an update and she doesn't have to hide her model to put on the hoodie or show trident. And I was like, oh, cool, they finally updated the soft, IRyS won't have to deal with this crap anymore. But apparently, what is permissible for Jupiter is not permissible for a bull.

>>18189480
But why though, why she not getting a better model, or at least an updated one, is there like some big reason like there has to be right, why wouldn't they improve her model? this just doesn't make a lot of sense

>>18189757
She did get an update during her break.

>>18189106
On the bright side, she would find turning off the (very subtle) blush a pain once turned on so we can see her blushing face for a longer time.

>>18189820
What, the nose?
a 'real' update would be nice

>>18189947
Nose and hair movement mostly. She also lost her brightness filter.

https://youtu.be/qSzUz7l-Tyg

Monopoly is on the permissions list

She's not getting a new model. Council will get another outfit and Myth will have another outfit in the works before she gets her first. Grudgepost this if you want but they treat her like an afterthought so I'm pretty confident in this prediction.

>>18191202
Assuming a 4 people collab, who should play with Bae and IRyS? (2 player monopoly would be boring)

>>18191478
Has to be Mumei. This is how the love triangle finally gets settled. Don't need a 4th person.

>>18191478
Just add more rules and then break them, tie more ties and cut them

>>18191478
Bae, IRyS, Mumei, and Kronii. Winner gets a harem.

>>18191478
Sora~chi and AZKi~chi!

Watching back VODs after wage slaving
Is it just me or does IRyS sound a bit different during her Hatoful Boyfriend stream? Not complaining though, she sounds even hotter.

>>18192784
She's horny for the birds.

>how are they gonna accommodate you; you're so much bigger than them!
my sides

>>18192784
People say she sounds different every stream. Different how?

>>18192784
at sometime in the game when she was super excited she reminded me of n****** ya thats all im gonna say

>>18193361
Seems like she used a deeper voice for a lot of this stream. Seems to especially stick out when she switches to Japanese.
I'm absolutely diamonds when she speaks in this tone.
https://youtu.be/4WSsQMFK6ps?t=490

>>18192646
I wish we had more IRyS and Azki moments besides this:
https://youtu.be/ceG1wBO9l5o?t=11406

>>18191478
Kiara and Ame would be cool. I wanna see these two's recently formed formula outside their bubble.

>>18192784
Rrat she is in her days

>>18194038
>shitchicken and the collab dead fish
nice band name at least

>>18194261
>spoiler
Makes sense. I've heard that girls get cuter and get more girly because of the hormones or something.

>>18194487
just ask yo gf

>I will never have a real (physical) wife like IRyS
Why even live

>>18194641
I would... If I had one.

>>18194704
you're right but then a certain philosophy i dont believe in will win (never rage quit life)

>>18194704
There's an easy solution.

>>18194892
an IRyS for only me on the other side!
time to... JOY QUIT LIFE LETS GOOOOoo-

IRyS doko

>>18197191
in my bed, next to me

Consider this: IRyS with freckles
Her subtle blush kinda looks like freckles

>>18149017
I can't stop thinking about this, i must control my urges to give it to her...

>>18197962
What happens if you don't control them?

>>18198142
Then expect something in the next 9 months

>>18197962
Bruh

I wish IRyS was here right now

>>18199253
Tomorrow(?)

>>18197191
Watching anime with me

you guys seem pretty much in love with irys, huh?

>>18197191
Soon!!!

>>18199569
cuz she is the perfect woman nay being for me she is literally LITERALLY PERFECT and im madly in love with her

>>18199629
I wouldn't call 50+ hours soon.

>>18199569
Not me I just like her.

>>18199569
It's hard to define. I really want her to succeed and I enjoy watching every stream. I do genuinely miss her when she's on break.

Will she also do a T5 Valentines stream?

>>18199569
it's impossible to not be

I love IRyS so much it hurts!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IRYS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

My wife IRyS? Yeah, she's pretty much perfect.

>>18204035
-with me

I'm not sure if I'm ready for Valentines Day. I'm feeling nervous!

A Lot of irys in rrat stream

IRYS LOVE!
I miss her...

>>18199569
Accept our love IRyS.

IRyS!!

>>18199569
pretty much yea... i just wanted to enjoy her karaokes/music and oshi/support an en vsinger but i ended up constantly falling for her personality. also sometimes being unironically and unintentionally on the same wavelength as her has weirded me out

IRySuck....

>>18199569
well not irys but her va and im happy to just follow her around and support her in anything she wants to do~ <3

>>18210174
That's cringe.

>>18210174
I'm with you

>>18210174
>muh sekrit knowledge hint
Shut up, retard.

>>18199569

>>18199569
Yes.

>>18209236
Speaking of karaokes it's been 3 months since we had a proper archived one. I like all of her content but man I really miss those. I had actual withdrawal symptoms once she stopped doing them weekly.

>>18211775
The 6 month karaoke is a proper one

>>18211831
Kind of.

>>18181969
Please dont make fun of us old folk, the age of weeping is harsh enough.

>>18211927
How are the kids

>>18213933
Never got around making any, or bothering with relationships other than friends.

>>18214516
I can respect that

Why is she so perfect

>>18215236
Truly an ideal woman

Is Irys ever gonna play terraria again? I miss her playing it bros...

>>18217837
Maybe with Gura and Fauna. She seems to be into pokemon right now, so I don't see her playing it again solo anytime soon.

>>18169622
Remind me why did she "clicks" before the moan. It was stretching, or something else?

>>18218585
Flicking the bean.

>>18169009
IRyS please, do you really want me to answer that?

Did we ever get an Evangelion watchalong?

>>18199569
Yes, I love her more than I loved anyone in my life. Pretty sure I didn't even know what is it like to love someone before IRyS.

JWU. No tweet :(
I wonder what she was doing today? I know she said she had some other business to do.

>>18220007
we're picking out new furniture

>>18220088
do you guys grill your fish in the japanese fashion? i've been fascinated since learning that japanese people all have little fish grills

>>18221357
she only eats sushi, not because she doesn't like it cooked but she doesn't have the patience to wait for it to grill

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1492418455949426690
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1492418455949426690
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1492418455949426690

>>18220007
impatient motherfucker

>>18222142
>(„Ծ‸Ծ„ )
cyute

>>18222251
Thank You RyS

>>18222142
I love her so much

>>18222142
Uncanny timing from that no tweet post by anon a little while ago

>>18222471
We already established that manager-san is /here/.

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE AAAAAAHH

WifeRyS

>>18223765
Yeah, MyRyS

i bet she is eating

>>18225713
What is she eating?
Soba?

bae drawing

>>18225819
Beautiful.

I am gonna marry this woman!

>>18222142
cute cute cute

>>18226663
Back in the line, fool.

Live ya damn thread!

>>18228929
What happened? Did we nearly get archived again?

>>18228963
Yep, 2nd to last at bump

>>18225819
That's really cute

vt has become a popular board

What happened with Carbonated Love? What's the status on that?

RT

>>18230330
Yeah, twitterfags are starting to immigrate here apparently. Kiwifarms should've been their choice if they want shit like this board having

>>18230779
>starting
this board has always been shit. Just stay in the comfy generals.

>>18230852
Split general board is only the way at these darkest of times

>>18230372
We'll probably get it once she has more input on her songs.

>>18199569
Y-yes...

>looping One Last Kiss for two hours
Fuck...

>>18233659
Did that once, i ended up crying in my 2nd hour listening to it, knowing i wouldn't end up with IRyS and thinking about that girl i really liked in high school who acts just like her, she sings just like her since we were both in choir...

>>18233988
>spoiler
Maybe that's IRyS...

>>18234088
B-but, I'm in my early 20's

>>18233988
>choir
maybe IRyStocrats will sing caesura of despair as a gift for IRyS on her birthday?

I love IRyS...

>>18234715
>don't tell anyone about this and i expect a better gift for white day

>>18234715
God, I love her so much...

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1492476575232626688

Agreed

>>18235583
Oh no, she's thirsty...

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1492513712808562688

>>18236220
I LOVE HER

>>18236220
does this girl eat or drink anything healthy

>>18236220
You were faster than the twitter notification. I guess they're still having a bad day?
>Love you IRyS

>>18236286
I don't think anyone in HoloEN have a healthy lifestyle

>>18236286
Don't worry about it

>>18236220
Forcefeeding IRyS with black Whoppers

>>18236220
>_( :⁍ 」 )_
IRyS needs to stop being such a cute girly dork with her emotes jk plz dont i love it
>>18236286
something something architect.jpg

>>18236286
I will feed her

>>18236730
You stay the hell away from her, architect.

>>18236220
how does japanese borgar king compare to japanese mcdonalds

>>18235583
Glad IRyS sees Amelia for what she is and refuses to collab with her.

>>18236286
Burgers are healthy.

>>18239353
If you make them yourself, yeah.
Or from a bar, even.
Just not fast food pls take care of yourself

>>18239353
In Japan they likely are.

>>18239425
Japan is the best, i wanna die there after marrying irys and having all the kids in the world to solve the declining population of japan

>>18239490

RT

>>18239546
ok ok ill have a normal family with irys and live happily ever after

>>18239419
Meh it's still just beef, bread and condiments. It'll have more salt than a homemade one but salt isn't a problem. It's way healthier than instant noodles at least.

>>18239490
I dont think Japan wants another future generations of hafu children

>>18239668
It ill be umm qauteru .... ya...

>>18239726
sorry you had to read it ,this is cringe

>>18239626
Beef can have varying fat to meat content tho.
Less than 50% meat content occurs at fast food places

>>18239726
Kwōtā (クォーター)

>>18239626
Whenever i see people pointing out something has "too much salt", i have this urge to strangle them while explaining how the body regulates sodium.
Unless you have some kidney disease, your body will get rid of excess sodium just fine.

>>18239801
yes

from the "conversations" i had with here irystocrats,it seems everyone approves of me having kids with irys so yes ill be doing that, um ya ill be in your care thank you

>>18239801
What is that?

>>18239970
1/4

>>18240088
Oh, it was that simple.
I get it now.

>>18239776
Hmm it seems like in the US you need a minimum of 70% meat to call it a hamburger. The patties at fast food places are usually not that greasy too.

>>18240166
The main problem with fast food patties is how heavily medicated the source of the meat is, not to mention the corn in their diet so they fatten up faster and larger.
This is why you want your beef, chicken and dairy to come from grass fed, pasture raised animals.

>>18240503
Right I forgot about that part of it.

>>18238419
Don't be mean. Falseflagging faggot.

>>18241167
You could have just ignored them. Nobody else replied.
We know it's bait.

IRyS, I want to be the perfect man for you, what am supposed to dooooo please tell meeee please

Gooselings, our time is near
https://youtu.be/4WSsQMFK6ps?t=16182

>>18241594
ur late

make the next thread picture bae and irys, i guess thatll make sense?

>>18242052
nobody can complain about that at least

>>18242052
Or just IRyS, since this is the IRyS thread

>>18242121
thats fine too, but bae had a stream about that so i thought thatd make sense

Next thread:
>>18242255
>>18242255
>>18242255