/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's time to give up now. She's not yours

I'm in love with Gura!

I love Gura.

>>18142738
Oh no no no

Gurass

I hope her skin feels better today

>>18143106
Are you the one that drew these?

>>18143315
No

I haven't paid attention for a while. She got the coof, finally? She gonna make it?

>>18143106
Its this guy https://twitter.com/hirotaka0125/status/1492035864326979589
still WIP I think

>>18143764
She didn't hard confirm it's the coof, but it's pretty much a given. That being said omicron is weaksauce anyway, and she has been surprisingly good at keeping us updated this time, so I don't see a need for concern.

>>18143845
Vote which one
https://forms.gle/oJErbY65SExhPaWf6

>>18143845
even the WIP is hot

>>18143943
B has a better view of the feet. Easy choice.

>>18144005
A has better views of her pink asshole

>>18143930
I don't trust her generally poor baseline health and the really shitty healthcare tendencies of her area, at all.

Sending positive thoughts and energy towards shorgk. She must survive to become true 3d. It's finally happening!

>>18143845
This might be just me but I always find it endearing when I see a japanese artist draw Gura. Of course she looks like anime but they either watch her content and like it despite not understanding shit or they just like her design so much that they draw it a lot. Either way I think is cute.

>>18144222
I think he's Taiwanese, they can speak English

>>18144112
If it makes you feel worse she said she had another fainting episode earlier this week while sick.

Loli shark is so cute
Loli shark is very loyal
Loli shark is honest to goodness
I will stay with the loli shark forever
I've had enough of being fooled over and over and over again
I want to stay with the winning team this time
I want to be with someone who is genuine and doesn't betray
I now understood that most women are just like that no matter how believable they may sound
I want to give myself one last chance

>>18144222
You know how you got motivation to study Japanese for anime and/or vtubers? They get that for English. An actually fucking useful language. No shit they love her.

>>18144312
Goddamnit. Someone get this girl a caretaker. I'm not even joking.

I love Gargantuan Garbanzo.

>>18144351
She did joke a bit about getting a home nurse to come take care of her.

>Gura is sick
>I am sick
WE ARE both sick.

>>18144315

It have been almost 2 weeks since Calli announced Myth going 3D for Holofes and a bit more than 30 days until it happens on march.

From New years until now felt like no time happened but waiting for Gura glorious 3D debut feels like everyday are decades. It hurts.

post rarest goober!

I want gura to infect me. I want her germs inside my body.

>>18144812

Guys, what if happen if hid a dog turd on top of one of your ceiling fans blades in the winter, and the whole season you sat there wondering what smelled like dug shit, but never found where it was coming from, and once you turned the fan on in the summer the hard crusty dog turd got flung off the fan, and hit you?

>>18144222
I actually find it funny how some nips actually discovered hololive through gura, it truly is a mirror in some ways

>>18144812
Here's one.

>>18144315
you doing okay fanbud?

>>18145011
go back to bed gura

>>18142883
rubrubrubrubrub

>>18145011
Reminds me of that one greentext about sneaking to a house, and painting the walls on a thin layer of watered down shit behind furniture and areas covered by stuff with the same result as the one your put forth.

>>18144315
Gura is way too secretive to be considered loyal by anyone sane. Bail now.

>>18145437
She's just has an older internet mentality in were the pratice of anonymity was the norm.

>>18145524
Delusional.

>>18145524
Remember when parents told their kids not to give anyone on the internet their name or any other personal information? Now every fucktard publishes a fucking book about themselves on social media.

>>18144344
Except they end up not learning shit just like 99% of western anime fans.

I want to love Gura I need to love Gura bud i don't know if I can anymore fuck

>>18146126
If this is enough to destroy your faith in Gura, then it was not strong enough to begin with.

>>18145647
I've seen people use pictures of their faces as profile pictures on forums. I'll never fucking understand these people.

>>18146328
I feel the same way about those guys in Gura's comments that also have what seem like real names as usernames.

>>18146328
Oh, it gets so much worse. I've seen people do it on fetish forums.

What would you do if you went to school with Gura, and she gave you a swirly, and called you a dillweed?

>>18144315
Gura is very cute but can't be trusted to not break our hearts eventually. Don't get attached.

>>18146537
Too late day 1 and counting

>tell myself i'm not going to touch vt today after yesterday put me on spiral
>had to clear browsing history yesterday because of the people posting pizza
>come back just to fix my filters
>check /ggg/
right, i'm not dealing with this. i don't wanna go full magenta while she's off sick
back when gura streams
I miss sharkie, gura cute, rubrubrub etc.
take care of yourselves bros, you're the only reason i'm coming back

>>18146439
How else are you going to find a fetish gf?

>>18146593
oh nyo don't escape /vt/

What REAL food would you make for her so that she would choose it over making vegan burgers?

>>18146784
It'd be time to roll up my sleeves and learn how to cook and roll sushi myself.

>>18146614
By not being a creepy loser who uses his face as his profile picture, and dms every girl he finds on the website.
Or in my own case many, many years ago meet a weird goth girl on a now long gone teenage hang out website become close to her fall in love do awkward teenage erp a few years later very embarrassingly, and very awkwardly confess it to her, and have her say: "Oh that is not half as bad as you made it seem." and have her fulfill your weird fantasies.

Gura is coofing RIGHT NOW. How does that make you feel?

>>18147187
Sad. I can't help her.. I'm a failure of a shrimp..

pls draw more gura ham

While all the fancucks crumble, the chumbuds sleep soundly knowing their oshi is too socially awkward to talk to a male, and too worried about losing fans to respond to one.

>>18147552
Dramafag out

>>18147552
Remember that fun story she told about sillywalking up to a shelf stocker dude and blasting him with a pure beam of her concentrated social anxiety and blaming him for the resulting awkwardness? She's gonna die alone.

>>18147552
I can fix her, but don't worry she will not talk about our relationship on stream. You will be, being cucked, and not even know. Like a good little cuckbud.

>>18147819
I made this post

>>18147621
she's just... like me

>>18142738
That bitch still thinks she has a chance

Gura is the Dunkey of vtubers
I mean that in a good way.

>>18145011
Goddamnit gura this is new low

>>18148180
I have no idea who that is and thus have no idea what you're trying to say with this comparison. Please explain.

>>18147187
How can i help her, i’m such a failure of human

>>18146505
Frown and grunt coldly before storming off, cursing girls for being so high and almighty under my breath, like the retarded little autist I was.

>>18147819
I dont remember writing this

>>18147552
I'm happy for her if she has a bf to take care of her life.
This girl can't stay healthy living her own

>>18148392
Be cause I wrote it.

>>18148508
thanks for your blessing anon we appreciate it

I love everyone in Hololive especially my wife Gura.

>>18148635
Her base outfit is so genius. Although the bottom part is only shown a few times on screen lots of great arts from it.
I can't stop staring at the area around the thighs and imagining

>>18147552
Oh yeah? Who do you think gave her the coof?

>>18148783
Sorry, it was yeah, me.

>>18148863
>Boobs
Gross get out.

>>18148901
20 lbs of pussy and gurass

>>18148863
Source?

>>18148901
Do chumpedos really?

When's the next GTA stream?

>>18148744
I want to lick those tights so bad

>>18149015
It's written on it...
@ark_evil02

>>18149113
Sunday mostly likely, and if not probably the Sunday after she finishes bully.

>>18149111
Since you asked nicely

>>18149167
>after she finishes bully
Will she after all that crashing?

>>18149453
After she is finished with bully*
Maybe that is the better wording. If it crashes too much she will have to get permissions for the most to fix it or she will be "finished" with it, and be back to GTA.

I WANT MORE ARK

Holofes is around the corner, excited to see 3D shark dab

>>18149453
She'll secretly install the fan patch and not tell anybody.

>Gura stream
>she's in bed
>kiddy shark-patterned sheets
>lullaby music playing
>cunny voice
>excited babbling about games aimed at children
>story about her soiling her clothing with her pissy cunny
So is Gura just a DDLG vtuber now?

>>18149973
Only needs to talk about her diaper now.

>>18149973
>now
She is my daughterwife from the beginning

>>18144222
Or they like the big fucking numbers #gawrt hands out like candy to good art

>>18149973
>now
>>18150049
She said she was pretending t-shirts were one. That's as close as she'll get since she's too pussy to buy diapers for real.

>>18144812

>>18142738
Tell me this is real, Ame's banter is outrageous

>>18150070
I will make the numbers go up forever if it keeps getting us good art.

>>18150074
Take it from a diaperfag online stores/sellers that ship in unmarked boxes prove there is a god.

>>18150255
Why bother? Anyone would assume you're buying them for someone else.

I love Gura! I love her so so much!

>>18150070
yep I remember that one 3 digits nip artist who drew a fanart of her and got like 70k likes. That man's life changed just like that from one drawing of gawr gura.

When I die, I will haunt Gura.

>>18150302
Puts your mind at ease. Also online you can get more specialized ones, and more fun prints. Anything from pink with kitties on them to black with skulls.You heard it here first you can get cuckbeat diapers online.

>>18150386
gib url

I'm still kind of annoyed how Gura tried to undersell her giggles that one time. She objectively has insanely cute giggles.

>>18150532
It's because she is modest, and that is adorable.

>>18150594
It wasn't modesty, she said she wished she had some other Holo girl's giggles.

Gura has her own ideas about what's cute and her own voice isn't on there, sadly.

>>18150755
>She thinks other girls laughs are better than hers
I think that does fall somewhere under modesty.

i want to hold gura's hand

>>18150810
just gives us more opportunities to remind her how cute she is

>>18143764
She got sick from smelling the spoiled drinks that she leaves around. She did a member’s stream to confirm her recovery, no clue when a public stream will come.

>>18150871
The voices she praises are more conventionally attractive than Gura's voice.

>>18148180
Gura is a cuckold?

>>18151024
Oh, well that is just Gura wishing she was sexy instead of adorable.

>>18151193
but Gura is incredibly sexy when she puts honey on her voice for SC readings or the rare times she actually tries to be

A random video got recommended to me and I forgot how cute the interactions between Gura and Mumei were when the collab ban was still up and they happened to stream minecraft at the same time.

I think is cute how awkward their interactions were through chat but also how happy Gura was to have more friends to play with.

Clip video was awesome to watch.
I was smiling all along

>>18151310
this is awkward to you?

>>18151786
Yes but I was also referring to how both didn't want sleep to skip night because they didn't want to force the other to do it.
Also how Gura just didn't do anything for a while just to interact with Mumei and follow her around while talking like dumbos. I think this was also the stream where Gura got an invisible potion to mess with her.

It was very cute because you could tell Mumei was so nervous to talk to Gura but Gura also being super happy to have another friend to talk to in Hololive since she didn't interact with people outside of Myth that much.

>>18152436
That's not awkward at all.

>>18152581
Ok

>>18151251
>gura is incredibly sexy when she puts honey on her voice
shit I have to relisten to the asmr again

I wake up and think of Gura once again

>>18147621

I am so happy that I chose gura as my oshii

Will Gura drop her cookie a third time? Will it be as cute as the first two times?

Take a bath Gura, you stink

>>18153815
she has dropped THOUSANDS of cookies off stream and basically there is nothing you can do about it...

>>18153850
Jesus that’s an entire cookie civilization over her lifetime… I don’t think I can support her anymore

>>18153850
So did I!
WE ARE

>>18153815
speaking of that, no one posted the cookie soundclip yet
/ggg/ reclining

>>18154200
gib me pudding drop soundpost. or else

i want to watch girls und panzer with gua

>>18154493
Is it actually any good?

Gura tummy

>>18154605
it has cute girls, so yes

>>18154613
nice tumtum

>>18154605
the cunnyest girl is a brat and has twintails

I know it won't happen in a while but what would you guys want for a fourth costume?

I really want something comfy like Gura actually using a hoodie like Aqua or a cute pijama costume like Coco had.

>>18154939
No girl is cuter than Gura, so I don't care about that.
>>18154988
I don't care for any cunny except Gura.

Is the show funny or interesting? What is the actual value of it beyond just cute cunny girls?

>>18155225
tummy window seifuku

>>18142883
lol. wtf is she doing?that's cute

>>18155407
At that point in the stream motion sickness got the best of her and she took the VR headset and tracking off. She's just pressing jump button.

>>18155407
Mating dance

>>18155407

>>18155225
Seifuku for sure. Maybe another casual outfit, like PJs or indoor wear? Although I have to say, I'm super happy with the kimono and greek outfit.

>other holo has a big yab
>all the bait and shitposts is gone
But they said they were totally Gura fans, and it was all just "criticism"? Why do they let their mask slip so easily?

>>18156472
Shhh. Borgar.

>>18156577

If I may have your attention chumbros
I miss Goob
that is all

>>18156472
thats because she isnt streaming

>>18156750
On the contrary, when Gura isn't streaming and is sick is when shitposting is at the maximum.
Anyway, I'll take these comfy threads while they last.

why haven't artists picked up on Gura loving fanart where she looks tired

>>18156472
I don't get what you're saying

>>18156472
>gura lazy, dropping the schedule, ghost her fans, unannounced break, uncommunicative, cancelling streams, lying, unfollowing the schedule, swearing etc
You have to let those real chumbuds come up with some new criticism. Give them some time because they are enjoying the drama now.

gura has not taken a shower and is still wiping her pissy cun cun with t-shirts

>>18157140
I'm trying to say that schizo who usually shits up this thread and call everybody yesmen is just a shitposter and dramanigger and should be completely ignored and reported on sight, if there were any newfags and/or retards with doubts about it.

>>18157255
Envision the stench

>>18157255
I just want to know did she finish her laundry. I want that t-shirt from the beginning.

>>18157343
>its one person!
so this is the power of yesmen. retard

>>18157343
Nah, I absolutely had a schizo breakdown during all the breaks but the recent Gura still been enough to bring me back and keep me sane

>>18157497
>person

>>18157343
>>18157562
A single stream and a shit tier clip for 4 days and you fucking yesman will suck her ass. Pathetic white knights.

>>18157740
>New IP

>>18157497
>>18157740

I hope she's feeling good today.

will Gura mention Smilling Friends again

>>18157908
Does she have reasons to? She clearly didn't like it or at least I took it that way

Tummy love!

>>18158045
>Tummy with clothes on
What a waste

>>18157908
Someone redpill me on that show. Felt like I was just watching a typical random adult swim show. Do people love it just because Newgrounds guys made it?

She'll be back today, right?

The smell inside Gura's place must be absolutely intoxicating by now, I'd faint just from entering her room probably, faint with a massive boner.

If it turned out that gura was living together with a man (no, not you), would you still be able to support her?

>>18158412
Personally I think is a decent show but I totally understand if isn't everyone's cup of tea since the humor is very wacky but I still prefer it over a lot of shows in AS like Rick and Morty.

>>18158844
No. I unsub and cancer my membership

>>18158844
I don't love her romantically so yeah.

>>18158844
yeah me

>>18158844
I wouldn't hate her for it, but I'd also stop watching entirely.

>>18158844
>no, not you
No, in that imaginary scenario I would drop her. But since it's actually me, that will never happen.

>>18158844
Yeah not you, me. Of course I will support my wife.

>>18158844
Let me see,
Drop membership
Be mad at her for lying to me
Stop watching her streams
Wish her good luck

Well its a good thing that this won't happen now leave this thread.

>>18158412
Kinda? More that a shitload of newgrounds guys are in it but the references are subtle enough that you don't need to know them to find the show funny. You don't need to know that the guy telling everyone that christianity is the only true religion is Jewish to find it funny. But it's fucking hilarious that zach asked tomar to say that.

That said its still funny in its own right, but i can't really say whether or not its a "typical random adult swim show" because i don't really watch them. And its got rewatchability because of the background gags. I shilled all my mates into watching it despite none of them knowing jack shit about newgrounds and now we just keep quoting it constantly. My starwars EoE character is called "Yeylo Mann" because we can't stop referencing it.
We sound insufferable i know.

>>18158844
begone dramanigger

>>18158844
My opinion is that she's free to do what she wants in her private time and breaks, but it better not leak on social media or on stream. If a Rushia situation happened I would wish her the best, but stop watching.

>>18159039
>Be mad at her for lying to me
What do you mean? Has she ever said that she doesn't live together with a man?

>>18159124
Yes. Watch streams.

>>18158844
For me the problem isn't really the fact that she potentially has a partner but me liking the fact that she was this weeby adult woman that barely knew how to take care of herself and likes anime, so her living with anyone would kinda ruin that aspect for me.

>>18158844
It depends who the man is, if it was her brother or dad then I sleep. If it was a stranger, then I would fly over to a different state and commit allahu akbar.

>>18156472
>gura has a good stream
>critics give her a break for a day
Wowwwwwwwwww so hard to understand

>>18159276
yesmen are retarded

>>18158844
Completely drop her, it would kill every last bit of appeal.

Am I the only one who wants someone (yeah even you is fine) to live with gura and take care of her? Just don't let me know his existence like this drama.

>>18159449
Why wouldn't you just want that person to be her family or a female?

>>18159449
Yeah me

>>18158844
Gura is not really gfe, as long as her stream is fun sure. I sub through membershrimp because i like her as a streamer, Not as a gf. Just like i used to watch pewdiepie. Btw im not bothered a bit by rushia, im on as long as she’s happy side.

>>18157740
I hope no member your family get coof.

>>18159449
Part of Gura's appeal is her being a womanchild so unless she has someone literally changing her diapers I'm opposed to this.

>>18158844
>all these people saying they'd drop her
pathetic excuse of "fans"

>>18159565
We're being raided. Again.

>>18159276
>good stream
A single stream in five days is not good yesman-kun

>>18158844
There's no reason to support someone that already has personal support from a boyfriend/husband, a real man should provide everything a wife needs I'd just wish her well and move from someone that needs me more

>>18159612
I was good because she had a cunny voice and was affectionate towards the virtual shrimp on screen. Literally the best stream in weeks.

>>18159612
No correlation

>>18159750
>>18159754
Don't reply to the shitposter.

>>18159611
This same question has been asked a million times in these threads and the answers are always the same mix. You're just a newfag normalfag.

Can >we please stop responding to hypothetical questions? It invites unwanted discussions. Just cross the bridge when we get there or some shit.

>>18159565
To be fair, I was just joking to get in a "yeah, me" reply.

>>18159840
It's good to set standards now instead of constantly moving goalposts.

>>18159840
I have solution for that

>>18159819
>raider asks question
>raiders respond with the same mix
wow so hard to understand

>>18159868
I did

>>18159840
But what if >we never get there and Gura never betrays her fans?

>>18159750
>>18159754
Yesman like you is the reason why that lazy bitch won't improve at all. Her streaming time kept reclining and I am very disappointed to her as a chumbud.

stfu and post gurass

>>18159909
This is going back to before /vt/ even existed. Sorry but most users here aren't cucks, normalfag.

>>18159565
Im not a cuckbeat or a councilcuck. Sorry

>>18159930
Then all the better.

>>18159948
I am too but she's probably actually sick so I give her a pass this time. Doesn't mean she doesn't use bs excuses often though, two things can be true at the same time.

>>18159819
>same question has been asked a million times
>Suddenly 10 anons come out of nowhere answer the same old question
Yeah not a raid

If Gura killed a dog, and was 55 years old, and preganante, and a man, and a league player, and chinese, and hates idols, and is dating a famous soccer player, and uses pants, and dislikes her genmates would you still watch her?

>>18159958
I only have tummy pics on this PC, sorry.

>>18159948
wow a real chumbud who watch her streams!

There is nothing more beautiful than a little girl's belly

>>18160100
Understandable, have a nice day

>>18157161
This aged well

>>18160089
yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes

>>18160044
Yeah keep defending her, she won't let you fuck her for white knighting retard.

>>18160227

>>18160207
I feel like you're false flagging.

>>18158844
id probably pick up smoking and get over it in a couple days, might still catch some streams because she's genuinely cute and funny as hell

tummy

>>18160185
Please andstand green woman is boring now.

If anything the amount of normalfag/cuck responses has actually increased compared to a year ago. Sad to see.

>>18160207
You seem to hate her too much for a chumbud as you claim. Why are you here? You can always watch others, you know? I hear Kiara streams frequently, you might like her.

>>18160364
yeah. sad

>>18160288
>No argument
Why don't you just spam some gura art like always yesman? Fuck off.

>>18160412
I'm a Gura anti myself, so I can tell your posts aren't genuine. You're falseflagging to make antis like me look bad. Stop it.

Don't reply to the obvious as fuck shitposter you retards.

>>18160026
You're also not her boyfriend so you can't be getting cucked

UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18160568
Thanks I have to jerk off again. Fuck.

TwT

>>18160509
It's them just replying to themselves.

Gura may not be GFE but her fanbase sure as fuck treats her like she's their manic pixie dream girl

>>18160568
>>18160630
TT o TT

The Rushia yab is winding down so welcome back you human failures

>>18160680
That's why if she actually did GFE it would be insanely powerful.

>>18160089
Gura has already killed animals. She copes with her guilt by volunteering at the shelter.

>>18160751
I don't think she could without cringing herself inside out afterwards.

>>18160812
Me on the left.

I guess the dramafaggots got bored of Rushia and they are really trying to stir up shit here pretending to be chumbuds.

That aside I hope Gura is feeling better, the Bully streams have been really fun and I am glad she is probably finishing it too.

>>18160748
>The Rushia yab is winding down
anon there's a jp stream dedicated to it with almost 200k CCV right now

>>18160812
>interracial

>>18160895
cock too small

>>18160636
>>18160903
Yesmen schizos

>>18160481
>An 'anti' keep defending gura calling other falseflagging
Yeah sure yesman, I don't need to falsefaggeing as an anti since they already look like shit. I am a chumbud and all I want is gura to improve herself.

>>18160913
You actually think dramangiggers know enough nip to catch updates live?

>>18160913
and he's killing the rrats live, to 180k people

>>18160916
i agree but also that's more "the girl is always pale and beautiful" shit that jap artists do so i think its just meant to be a regular ojiisan

Gura needs to eat all the eggs

>>18160995
thats why they're in green woman threads waiting for translations, what you interpreted as a dying down of drama was actually an influx of strays

>>18161042
He's literally throwing Rushia under the bus for the sake of his friend lmao.

>>18160983
Kind of wasting your time waiting for progress out of someone who's doing it for fun/hobby.

>>18160895
Now imagine if the cunny is pissy too ToT

>>18161124
Yeah wasting your time since we're clearly and obviously getting progress over a large timeframe

>>18144812
If you want rare art, look through #gwart or #gurart. Sometimes you'll find stuff.

you chumbies arent biting bait while im gone are you ?

>>18160916
Nah. Japs color males darker than females for contrast, this one just fucked up the tone.

>>18161325
Gura is biting my duck

whats happening in here

>>18161400
Shitposter is back, retards keep replying to him.

Bait looking tasty, not gonna lie.

>>18161400
yesman schizo (furor) is back

>>18161480

https://youtu.be/jexpCZtrtks
Gura needs to do this for the Valentine's Day ASMR

>>18158844
There are only 1 man acceptable - her father

>>18161292
Wasting my time? Not really, she makes content I consume.
If she gets better that's on her personal goals. Expecting Gura to do something when she's in it for fun is the chuuba equivalent of waiting for Tarn Adams to fix his game.
Getting deeply invested in the progress of those types of people almost always back fires, you can't hold them to the same standard as the full timers because they're just doing their own thing.

>>18161538
Don't invoke him.

>>18161551
Yeah, me.

>>18161584

I'm a noman

>>18161551
And me, her onii-chan.

>>18160044
>>18160481
>>18161569
What kind of schizo is this?

itt arguing semantics. just enjoy gura you poindexters

>>18161765
I'm the first two but no the third.

>>18161765
mango schizo

>>18161813
I'm out of vods.

>>18161813
I don't enjoy gura but I can't stop watching

>>18161895
watch duolingo again

>>18161919
Same, she's not strong enough of an entertainer without GFE sadly.

Has the #1 vtuber Gloop Guado ever sang the international hit Gangnam Style?

>>18161957
I refuse to feed Susan's bots.

>>18161861
>Give gura a pass because she may actually sick this time
Where can I get this part time gura anti job?

Great thread, guys. Gura would be really proud.

>>18162122
Gura is a functional retard, I really don't care about her opinion on anything.

>>18162038
glub gaboo will sing super idol before she sings that simply due to the spongebob meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84WAnj0fEy8

>>18162171
Based

She has covid?

>>18162171
>Gura's a functional retard
>
YOU ARE

>>18162171
>functional retard
Oxymoron.

>>18162260
no shes ogey

>>18162171
This is true, she told me movies are terrible first dates when they're actually great first dates because it gives you something to talk about.

>All these shitposting
Is the drama done or shitposters are too retard to understand what's happening outside.

>>18162401
Neither. Shitposters just got a second monitor.

>>18162171
I care about Gura's opinion on all the topics she agrees with me on and do not care about the things she does not

i find it extremely endearing gura that gura has social anxiety. i want to order food at a restaurant for her to make her feel at ease

>>18162604
i wish someone would order food for me to help me feel at ease

You have to leave her after order the food or else she can't eat them.

>>18162604

>>18162604
>at a restaurant
Diabolical.

>>18162663
i will bring a portable blender and a straw. problem solved

STOP STARING AT ME I CAN'T EAT MY SANDWICH

>>18162604
I want to have to look at my phone the whole time to avoid her forgetting how to eat and only being able to sneak glances at her.

>>18162760
What you gonna do about that?

>gura has an actual crippling anxiety disorder and possibly ocd and we just laugh and say "lol cute"
lol cute

>>18162858
Don't you dare...

>>18162858
she's just like me...

>>18162846

>>18162900
What?

>>18163034
I won't give you the satisfaction, you monster.

>>18163186
YOU MONSTER

>>18163186
You are so dead

what if the whole rushia thing makes Cover want to distance themselves from GFE and Gura starts acting more distant in streams because management doesn't want anyone feeding gachikoi anymore...

>>18163685
Won't happen, big streamer is undoing the damage for both of them. Cover doesn't have to do anything.

>>18163685
I mean you know for sure Mori will be beating that drum in the EN discord.

>>18163809
Ogey.

>>18163685
>Cover distance them from GFE which milks most SC
What cover would do after this drama is to force these girls separate their social media accounts.

>>18163685
For those who don't know Rushia tweeted and deleted she wanted to kill herself so it's not impossible Cover moves away from GFE.
That being said Gura doesn't do GFE so it's not like it would change anything she does.

>>18163809
Not really, he's undoing the damage for the dude but Rushia isn't being made to look any better. His whole chat is also calling him a liar so I don't think anything was accomplished.

>>18163940
Cover needs to give holos some basic OPSEC training.

>>18164102
Gura needs to give everyone some opsec training

>>18164051
Gura is just treating members as her close friends and confidants who won't judge her for being weird.

>>18163186
Oh NYO what's a shork to do when she's trapped in a tiny flesh prison?

>>18164102
They also need someone to help them delete things properly so it doesn't raise red flags. Wiping roommates is near impossible now that people are looking but deleting yabs, not so much.

>>18164213
close friends that sleep together like bros do sometimes

>>18163809
>Undoing damage
>Says Rushia has a 1 sided crush and is trying to force him into a relationship
>Says Rushia is going to graduate soon
K?

>>18164296
To be fair ebi-chan isn't really us. Ebi-chan is basically a pet.

>>18164296
Or a pet... we're pets aren't we...

>>18164238
just start spamming NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER and get slammed by twitter's automod. It's that easy

>>18164394
im guras pet tot

i like how you idiots say gura has good opsec when she was literally doxxed the instant she opened her mouth on debut
yea yea i know HER posting, but claiming that gura has good opsec when her identity is an open secret is just sad and hilarious from you guys

>>18164102
I thought it should be common sense to have two phones and computers or at least two social media accounts. But I think these girls are too retard for it.

>>18164394
he's just... like me

>>18164395
kinda, we're also the way she talks to herself about her day, which is why she sometimes confuses what she tells chat and what she tells herself in the shower

>>18164463
ahahahahahahaha

jesus christ point and laugh

>>18164394
>>18164395
I will admit I am a pet only if gura promise to pet my head and feed me.

>>18164463
Hello deadbeat

>>18164530
>we are an omnipresent existence in gura's mind

yabe...

MOVE ASIDE GFE HERE COMES PLE
pet life experience

>>18146537
These "sick" breaks are for her to use your money to take her chad boyfriend who doesnt even use the internet on fuck trips to romantic places.

>>18164463
You're retarded.

>>18164463
you don't know what doxxed means, no HER isn't dox, it took the /cow/ roasties more than a month of extensive investigation to find the one picture of her IRL face in the entire internet while the other myth basically had absolutely everything known about them before debut

>>18164656
I'M GURA'S PET UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>18164714
anon some niggers on /qa/ literally called to her house number. Gura kinda implied this in her birthday stream when she was talking about her encounter with "unpleasant people"

>>18161895
Watch the latter half of the ai dungeon stream. Or the scout creation stream. Or the farm stream. Or the burger eating stream. You know, I should just watch these myself.

>>18164656
Can't wait for gura to baby talk me

>>18163863
This. Mori has told Gura to cut back on the I love yous and distance herself from her chat before and you know damn well she's gonna come back down hard with it again after this.

>>18164656
I'm ok with this. I love Gura as much as a puppy loves it's owner.

>>18164854
This is all lies, btw.
None of that happened.

>>18161895
listen to oceanside serenade again!

>>18164656
I call dibs on the licking Gura!

>>18164925
>Mori has told Gura to cut back on the I love yous and distance herself from her chat before
real? wouldn't surprise me

>>18164854
lmao i dunno where you read that but it 100% did not happen

>>18164936
This is correct.

>>18164864
I want gura to babu baby talk me. is it too much to ask?

>>18165042
You just need to be her cute pet.
Sign up for the PLE since Gura will never be like Rushia.

>>18164925
She's been pretty intense the past few weeks so either this didn't happen or she ignored her, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was real since it seems like a very Mori thing to do.

>>18164981
Probably for the best. You deluded schizos probably think she actually gives a fuck about you

>>18165167
im going to send her a picture of me cutting myself and tell her i did it beverage she doesn't love me

>>18164864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdBbX5Oc3oo&t=3463
I need more

how much i gotta pay for gura to sing alice in chains song in karaoke I just want to know what it would sound like

>>18165167
No I spoke to Gura via neural telepathic link (noosphere) and she specified how much she loved me. So, no I don't believe your lies.

Gura cute Gura cute!

cunny post

uoh im guras pet and shet just rubbed peanut butter on her cun cun!

>>18165375
>https://www.karafun.com/karaoke/alice-in-chains/
idk man, kinda hard to request a song nowadays

>>18164302
I mean "Rushia tried and failed to have a relationship with him" is definitely better than "she's living with him and they've been in an active relationship for years". Like, she's still going to be hurt by this, but it's definitely better than "her having to sleep with one eye open, because his fujo nutjobs want her fucking dead".

GFEcucks get the rope! /ggg/ is for daughteru experience chads only!

>>18165684
>he wouldn't date his daughter
fuck off tourist

>>18165684
I heard from reliable sources that Gura already has a father.

>>18160903
The real gura yab is that she is pregnant

>>18165787
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18165684
>He doesn't want Gura to take care of him when she can barely take care of herself
Image her struggling to make you comfy and happy while you reassure her that doing her best is all that matters to you.