/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

noose

>>18124319
It's part of her lore. She's a a heartbreaker cupid

>>18124319
1. Announce HoloX 3D debut
2. Debut Hololive Indonesia Third Gen
3. Announce Gura base model 2.0
4. Bring back Holosummer outfits
5. Upgrade proprietary Live2d software

Done

>>18124319
shit i wouldn't even take her case.

If orca checks his shirt pocket the wedding ring was there the whole time

>>18124319
>your honor unicorns aren't real and are mythological creatures therefore there was no slaying here

>>18124319
>Look folks, Rushia was a victim of horrible slander by this Mafumafu schmuck
>She befriended him to collaborate on a song, there's nothing wrong with that right?
>Then he kept messaging her outside of work, trying to get in her pants! Disgusting am I right?
>Now this lowlife, this villain to women everywhere, saw her stream setup was malfunctioning on the day in question and decided to sabotage her career by pretending to be her lover!
>He even went out of his way to buy furniture and tablewear that are identical to hers for years to keep up the charade! What a psychopath!
That's exactly how Saul would handle it and end up destroying their actual relationship in the process along with Mafumafu's career just to win the case.

>>18124319
>Orca: "Where is it? Where is the rest?"
>Rushia: "W-What?"
>Orca: "The money from my superchats, Rushia! Where is the rest?
>Rushia: ....
>Orca: "Rushia... WHERE IS THE MONEY?!"
>Rushia: "I gave it to MafuMafu..."
https://youtu.be/YSN9IZ0i-Y8

>>18124319
He would have her fake graduated and then reincarnated in the next generation of hololive. He’d make her use voice changing software and hire a voice coach to teach her a new accent. All previous generations would be contractually obligated to play along or face graduation

>>18124319
Make up a bullshit story about him and Kim getting a divorce to show the court that two people can live in the same house while not fucking each other.

Your honor, nowhere in the constitution does it say that providing a girlfriend experience is against the law. Sure, she may have had one teeny tiny boyfriend to the side, but her heart was always with her fans!

>>18124730
That would actually take effort and that's anathema to cover

>>18124319
Kiara x Pomu collab

>>18125251
Based.

gfe it's over when I say it's over

>>18125367

>Ladies and fandeads of the jury.
>My client is clearly mentally unstable as shown when she tried to hold a knife to herself.
>The GFE aspect of her character is merely a by-product of this mental instability.
>This also extends to those who have been ensnared by Rushia's charms like Mafumafu who believe themselves to be their boyfriend.
>Hacking into her discord and making it up pop-up on stream was a vengeful attempt to assert that he was "the boyfriend" amongst all of us being it by association of the GFE she radiates.
>I would like to request a global block of the word or mention of Mafumafu on twitter and on any anonymous forum, and Rushia be given a 2 week suspension to go through a GFE training session paid out of her superchat money so that she will return to the Rushia you all know and love upon her return.
>I hope this will appease your minds, and hearts and you will give a favorable judgement to my client, Rushia, so that we may return to our usual GFE relationship and monetary transaction. Thank you."

>>18124319

Who?

>>18126503

what is this? like obviously you're referring to rushia but was is that image? and who'?

>>18126590
Fuck you you already did this in the seinfeld thread

>>18124319

what is this? like obviously you're referring to rushia but was is that image? and who?

My guess is she is going to bite the bullet and admit she is in a relationship with mafu 2.she will say she still loves fandead so will continue to stream but wont ever mention him and apogize. She will retain about 70% of her audience and about 50% of sc revenue for about 18 months till she graduates

>>18127259
>18 months
Why 18 months?

>>18125367

>>18125367
i bought this
show a bag of condom and contraception pill also the pair ring with mafu mafu san

>>18127425
to cover Cover ass

>>18127425
8 months to get married. 6 to knock her up. graduate at 4 months preggers and live happily ever after. Maybe a shorter timescale because her clock is ticking

This is the greatest thread on /vt/.

>>18124730
>4. Bring back Holosummer outfits
The reason they can't do that is because of Susan.

>>18124319
>Your honor mafumafu actually wants to be a girl and we all know yuri is always valid in the idol world

>>18124730
Hire this man
>>18128125

>>18125251
10/10 it even convinced me for a bit

>>18124730
>4. Bring back Holosummer outfits
Don't forget what they took from you

>>18125251
read in his voice, nice
>>18125367
kek

>>18124319
Is that show any good?

>>18124319
the Chewbaca defense using Mori as the prim example

>>18128469
>>18128125
Good time to have alt streams on twitch sometimes.

>>18128469
I admire her commitment to being a slut so much. Her and Mel, they're real troopers in their pursuit of fat dicks.

>>18125251
turbo kek

>Fandead... Youre the Based jp fanbase I know. But youre too stupid to see... That he already fucked Rushia 5 minutes ago

>Become Rushia's manager
>Make a discord account
>mimic twinkboys same discord name and PFP
>send schizo DM's to Rushia including one thats the same that was seen on stream
>Have Rushia ''leak'' them on stream
>Make twink seem like a deranged stalker and make Rushia seem like a victim
>Gachis and saviorfags rush to save her
You're welcomed cover.

>All the things that I did...you need to understand
>If I have to hear, one more time, that you did this, for the fandeads
>I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was, really...I was alive.

>>18124319
>You honor, my client is over 30 years old. She needs to be dicked before it's too late for her.

really excited for the final season bros

>>18125251
this happened

And a fandead, a fandead provides. And he donates even whenhe's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he donates. Because he's a fandead.

>>18134735
why does Gosling have a zoomer haircut here

>Mafumafu: Rushia, please, let's both of us stop trying to cover up this whole thing and admit that whole fiasco is a big yab!
>Rushia: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop streaming? A Japanese business slightly big enough that it could be listed on Nikkei 225 goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in yabai, Mafumafu. I am the YABAI. A Vtuber opens her twitter and graduates and you think that of me? No. I am the one who makes the graduate!

>imagining gfe is anything more than an act played as a job
>expecting streamers not to have a private life

>>18124319
holoES
holoKR
holoRU

>>18137404
Topkek

>>18138784
Kek

>>18138870
It's absolutely just a job thing, but it's also unprofessional to break the immersion by letting people see the truth.
In short, her flaw was bad op-sec, not that she had a boyfriend.

>>18124730
this is actually what you do by the way. remember when riot games was getting sued by the state of California and told their casters to shut the fuck up about china? within a week they announced their fighting game and valorant and everyone forgot and forgave all of the bad press. remind people why they like you instead of apologizing and making them remember your weaknesses it's the best PR in disastrous situations like this.

>All of this, falling apart like this, is on you.
>We had a good thing, you stupid bitch! We had Holo. We had a ring. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, streamed and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your greed and your lust! You just had to be the whore. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

I am not crazy! I know he purposely sent those DMS. I know normal holo streams don't have playback feature on. As if I couldn't tell when a girl has a boyfriend. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered his tracks, he got those idiot fujos to die for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That DM! Are you telling me that a man just so happens to send a DM in the middle of a stream No! *He* orchestrated it! Mafu He *fucked* my oshi *in the ass*! And I kept watching her And I shouldn't have. I even gave her a membersgio! What was I *thinking*? She'll never change. She'll *never* change! Ever since she was 900 *always* the same! Couldn't keep her hands off her boyfriend dick ! But not our Rushia! Couldn't be precious Rushia! Fucking behind out backs! And *HE* gets to raw dog her? What a sick joke! I should've stopped watching when I had the chance!

I AM NOT A CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know she swapped the dishes set, I knew she had the same plushies — even after the matching cat glass, as if there could ever be such a coincidence! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! SH-SH-SHe covered her tracks, she got his idiot manager to lie for him!
You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? She's done worse. That stream! Are you telling me that she just happens to turn playback on like that? No, she orchestrated it! Rushia! She stripped down for a man on Camera! And I forgave her! I shouldn't have, I even pre-ordered the lifelong engagement ring! What was I thinking?! She'll never change. She'll never change, ever since she was young, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cute twinks boys. "But not our Rushia, couldn't be precious Rushia!" Cheating them blind! And she gets to do GFE?! What a sick joke! I should have graduated her when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop her, you—

>>18140312
>>18140479

>>18140312
>>18140479
fuckin chuck mind, kek
>>18140106
>>18138784
lmao this thread is great

>>18140665
made my sides hurt, well done anons

>>18124319
I can see Jimmy planting evidence and claiming she was framed by VShojo or some shit.

>>18134735
Didn’t read. Kill yourself.

THE WINNER TAKES IT AAAALLLLL
THE LOSER'S STANDING SMAAAALLLLL

>>18128125
yet that loli demon niji is fine

>>18128125
Cope, Nijisanji has their tits out all the time

>>18125367

>>18124319

>>18125251
I will kek and believe him instantly

>>18128125
Twitch son

>>18125251
Based saul understanding the law of moral exchange

THE SAME CUPS
Are you telling me that a man and woman just happen to have the same cat cup? No!
*They* orchestrated it! Rushia! She had a boyfriend! And I gave them money! I shouldn't have.

>>18137721
kek

>>18124319

>>18139709
>>18138870
This argument died the second she chose to maintain the facade on her roommate's account. Stop making excuses for this lying manipulative cunt.