/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fohnah is so cute bros... its heartbreaking that shes not even white

This one is nicer

>board implosion
>meanwhile mumei is talking about the possibility that squidward is a clone
EN is very quaint.

I love Ina!

this one

SUAVEMENTE

>do chuunis actually exist?
IRyS?

Holy based.

Not using a thread with shitbird in the OP.

Mumei stole a KFP...

I like this Moomer one

Mumei is an empty vessel, and she does not have a soul.

This one

>>18141100
ingey

>kfp infiltration
Come here you feathery chicken fucks.

I miss Ame bros...

Noel...

We had some wonderful, amazing, fun streams of the Hololive variety and it was a good day and nothing was wrong or bad about it.
>Songs released today
There were no songs today but Astel will bless us with a cover in a few hours, so that's something to get super excited about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1VuEIVLM7Y
>Some highlights for today
There was actually an excess amount of damn good collabs you know. First off you should definitely go check out the Fubuki, Botan, Koyori and Suisei Phasmophobia collab if you want to see what it looks like when one scaredy koyote is paired up with three veterans of the horror genre. Gut busting hilarious teasing happened in this collab and Fubuki is trying to get Koyori to play Phasmo by herself which is probably something that will never happen.
Speaking of Phasmophobia, AZKi had her very first taste of the ghost hunting game with Kotone, Levi and Gatchaman by her side. She actually handled it much better than expected as she barely got jump scared even when getting ambushed by a vengeful ghost. She was honestly extremely cute throughout it, just like her wife Sora.
The biggest and most fun collab of the day however was SMOK taking on Super Mario World 3D and not giving up until they completed the main worlds for good. So much wheezing laughter from Korone and Mio as Okayu had to basically carry the GAMERS of Hololive through most levels because she's the Mario expert around here. Subaru was just their as a straight man, having to deal with the insanity some of these ladies end up speaking about. The perfect VOD if you just want to watch 7 hours of banter and jokes and girls having fun playing video games.
There we good solo streams too, like KIARA COMING BACK FROM HER VACATION YAY! She was so cute and happy in her return stream, sharing the story of how she met an ojiisan who was cooler than literally all of the old bastards that plague this place as he was fit, had a wife, and could yodel like a goddamn pro. The guy did his best to teach Kiara how to get over her trauma of almost DYING when she was with Mori a year ago and succeeded...mostly. Good stories and cute Tenchou, it was great seeing her again.
Iroha tasted what it's like to be a squid AND a kid de gozaru as she played Splatoon 2 for the first time ever. At first she realized the pain it is being a total newbie, wearing nothing but newbie gear facing off against Level 60+ enemies because matchmaking doesn't exist in this game, but as more battles were fought, her knowledge of the maps and her aiming skills gradually became better and better. She also got better gear and she's shaping up to be the strongest Splatooner in all of Hololive. Come Splatoon 3's release, she'll be the champion of them all de gozaru!
OUR Ina was extremely cute today playing PLA, getting a taste of the Spatial Rifts and treating the game like the true horror that it is after she defeated her very first Lord in the form of Kleavor. She's going to have a lot of fun playing off stream as she completes tasks and that's even greater news.
Today Mori gave us a final stream before she takes a break for surgery and even though it was just a supachat catch up stream, it was still really sweet how happy Mori sounded reading all the Deadbeats sending her off with love and care.
Kronii started out wanting to save Ame-chan and making her the best streamer ever...then she realized that Ame-chan is quite the menhera and immediately went for the Normal ending in NSO and jetted off to supachats. It was actually very funny to watch.
Teamates ate INCREDIBLY well today because not only did Ame toss them bones to chew on as she held a Member's Drawing session, she also put her VA skills to the test by giving us a sequel of Frog Detective 2 where the bad guy got away. Ame did very well none the less and we boogie'd down in the end so that's all that matters.
And you know we've still got plenty of live streams to watch at this very moment with Meimei revealing that she's moving soon and getting a soundproof room to unleash her full power, IRyS horny for birds, Reine becoming a legend in Pokemon, Subaru watching Clannad, Noel travelling to the past and future in Orcarina of Time and Shien taking a Short Hike.
>Upcoming Big Streams
I would link my oshi's stream here because she's actually going to stream in a few hours but she's allergic to putting up early stream reservations even if her stream is happening in three hours so you're just going to have to trust me, you won't regret it you know. You need some cute oni giggles in your life. Instead I will link Botan's Raft stream which will also be fun to watch and because you need as much Botan in your life as possible before she goes on break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75Zmm7999o
Really good fun streams today that wasn't mentioned, but which ones were your highlights /hlgg/?

>>18141111
>>18141106
Alright, this game isn't so bad after all

Noel is making some nice noises

>>18141106
>>18141111
Fucking based.

>>18141106
>>18141111
but I'm already in the philippines...
also coconut juice tastes really good when fresh

Wonder if Bae can get permission to use this mod.

https://twitter.com/wlwlahs123/status/1492009963874824193
https://twitter.com/wlwlahs123/status/1491520866894626820

Is Moomy chuuni?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7ixtoSn-c
Matsuri is singing tonight, she always puts on a good show.

moom post

>>18141123
Kiara’s eternal recline…

>>18141120
>>18141122
Duality

>>18141162
Ayamefriend....

>>18141111
Kek. Saved.

>>18141106
>>18141111
Holy based

https://twitter.com/takigare3/status/1491787102752686088
>1 million views
JESAS

>>18141179
Moom isn't chuuni because chuunis are proud of their ways
Mum is just... like that.

>>18141174
i literally have a bottle of Buko Juan by my feet

>>18141111
Holy Kek

>starting to get late
>About an hour from now is normally when those fandead would spam images of Rushia here and make thread OPs of her
>nowhere to be seen
Man... I hope they're okay

>>18141111
SEAdogs BTFO'D!

>>18141182
Her vagina must be fucking tiny to be covered up by that.

I love the clock and the snake!

GO NOEL GO!

>>18141100
SHUT UP SLUT!

>>18141106
>>18141111
Wait, Hatoful devs were already shitting on /hlgg/ a decade ago? Based

>>18136213
JWU, any rushia developments

I've never seen that attack

>>18141162
my oshi drawing (Me) getting strangled by her was the highlight of my day, ayamefriend!

>Darth Griefous "jokes"
>then someone saying she's a massive M
>then someone reminiscing about the good old days of Nickelodeon feet jokes
Everyone wants Mumei's cute bonk.

>>18141057
It actually is generally allowed, see https://atlus.com/smt5-streaming-faq/ (yeah there are some restrictions but they're pretty clear that people are allowed to stream the game for the most part)

I've seen some smaller corpos stream it too, but I think Cover isn't really comfortable taking "permissions" like this because it's easy for the company to change their policy without notice, and unless Cover's manager has been watching the page like a hawk they might miss it, also could quickly need to scramble and remove all VODs in the case of such a policy change while written permissions would make them more secure feeling like they probably won't have to do this and if they do the burden would be on the developer to have to reach out and tell them to take it down and stop streaming it. (Muse Dash devs did this for example.)

>>18141197
What duality?
Shitbird is K*ara, not Moom.

>>18141212
didn't ask

>>18141179
Nanashi Mumei is.

>>18141179
once she gets her new soundproofed room the first stream she does will be screaming 2000s emo music as loudly as she can

>>18141106
>>18141106
Gonna need an edit replacing school with board

>>18141111

>turns SCs off when she doesn't feel like reading them
>doesn't GFEbait or use pitybait with sob stories and crying on stream
>outright said in her monetization stream that the supers will go to funding her streams, her family, and yummy food
>just here to bring fun to her viewers and her branchmates
Is she a real one, bros?

>>18141162
>it was a good day and nothing was wrong or bad about it.
You would never hurt us like that, would you Ayamefriend? W-who's that calling you on your phone?

>>18141260
And what a stream it will be.

>>18141242
It's also worth noting that most Open Permissions come with a clause in them that specifies that it applies to individuals.
Typically, open permissions don't apply to corporate entities or their representatives.

>>18141220
I'm still here anon

>>18141221
Tiny matuli cunny...

>>18141244
>he doesn't know

I use the power of this image slot to bless my Ina's breathing tubes with quick recovery and good health.

im actually a flip and my name is Angel(o) so hearing what Irys would've called me makes me very happy

>>18141244
My apologies. I didn't see the third thread until after I posted that.

>>18141265
Ame doesnt even need to try and do GFE, it just happens naturally, so yes

>>18141297
Ahh yeah, guess that could also be an issue then

>>18141265
Her tummy will kill her soon

I've stopped jerking off to the thought of Council graduating. Maybe it's because they're streaming.

>>18141297
Do you think that's something that might change with this reorganizing they did recently?

>>18141265
>Makes you go to Twitch because she doesn't want to look at her Youtube channel being 90% 80 minute bronze Apex ragequit vods.

>>18141222
I don't see a snake in this image

>>18141265
Time to make that tummy hort really bad

you know what? I actually don't miss Fauna at all!

>>18141339
Switch to mi-chan

>>18141265
you learned nothing, its not real.

>>18141265
Stop asking for it

>>18141320
Just avoid comparing Moom to that walking stain next time.

>>18141274

>>18141356
Look between her thighs anon

>>18141300
NTA, but I came to laugh at you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>18141317
I'll do the same

>>18141300
I'd buy you a beer if I could

>>18141265
AND she has the best fucking T3 streams
Love 'er

>>18141352
That's unironically GFE

>>18141300
serious question, how do you feel about MafuMafu now?

>>18141350
Absolutely not. As long as the girls work for Cover, it applies.

YES MY

Noel...

>>18141365
Fake and gay

https://youtu.be/RLiWo0gmLws
Imagine getting friend zoned by a hag

>>18141300
My condolences

>>18141297
Even worse now that the MCN is active, because they are streaming as a business entity too rather than employees of one

Moomer alarm soon!

>>18141265
Too bad tommy cancer will kill her

>>18141265
>doesn't GFEbait
>still does double streams on Christmas and Valentines Day for us
Yes, she is a real one indeed.

>>18141339
they're doing good and growing well

>>18141300
lol

>>18141300
You dare taunt us by wearing their visage?
Let the dead rest you scum

I honestly have never seen anyone being so shit at a Zelda game, it's fascinating.

>>18141265
I just think she's neat

>>18141265
Anon, by definition a real GFE but actually attempt GFE, which in your post you already stated she isn't even attempting it.

>>18141388
>Seeing these pizza boxes makes me feel fat so go find a pizza place that does take-outs but doesn't use pizza boxes.
I can see that happening.

>>18141143

>>18141360
DIE

Imagine stalking drama on Twitter. I open Twitter everyday and laugh my ass off seeing shit like this

>>18141365
Fake Sapling

>>18141412
I'm fairly certain that it's the same, actually
The MCN stuff is almost all administrative and accounting changes

>>18141352
this one piss me off so much

>>18141377
Nahone...

>>18141454

NOEL DID IT

COW TITS DID IT

NOEL DID IT!

>>18141265
>He missed the Gosling thread

>>18141392
https://youtu.be/teOHy7dW-aM
Noel's brain is too filled with lewd thought of Flare lately and she is very horny. It's hard for her to think, so please understand

>>18141407
Chloe...

God I love tank tops.

Keep getting better Aki!

[day 6 or 7 I forget, reminder]
Q is a shit song and you know I'm right

Good morning lads. JWU. Any chance of a chicken stream today?

Four hours of birdfucking.
How do you think Reine feels seeing this.

Are we back to hating Kiara yet?

SHE DID IT

I want Mumei to gouge my kneecaps, cut my stomach open, and drive a hammer through my temple.

So what do the fandead do now?

No HoloEN will ever get a yab the level of Rushia because no HoloEN does actual, unironic, honest-to-goodness GFE.

Goddamn I haven't seen Noel's newest outfit tits in a while.

>>18141501
Not true. I forced myself to listen to it 100 times and it became good.

>>18141412
I don't think it'll really make a big difference, Cover was probably operating under the most paranoid assumptions right from the start anyway, and they wouldn't have made the changes if it was going to invalidate all the permissions they got in the past. (I hope... Come on, they wouldn't be THAT dumb would they?)

So is everyone in Holodeath getting fucked?

>Mumei recording more shit

>>18141454
Also found this today

>>18141515

>>18141505
she has a collab on the main channel

I need to go to Japan, dating IRyS seems so fucking easy.
LET ME IN YOU FUCKS!

Who does Gen 3 adopt? Towa?

JWU, give me the latest Gurame deets.

FUCK JUMP KING

>>18141524
go away or get cucked

>>18141300
You didn't deserve it.
https://youtu.be/ZQht2yOX9Js?t=129

>>18141524
Enjoy her streaming content?

>>18141537
>Cover actually WAS that dumb
>Holocaust 2.0 incoming
Oh no...

>>18141371
The beauty is that you AND that anon are both right at the same time

>>18141554
Well, I suppose it's something.

>>18141524
it takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him

>IRyS has bountiful allure
How can we keep men away from her?

>>18141389
Honestly I missed the whole thing because royal court released the other day and I was busy doing the indo-norse culture run

>>18141265
She is, i love her so much...

>>18141524
Huff massive amounts of copium apparently

>>18141556
You don't need to go to Japan to date IRyS, apparently you can go to Rhode Island now

moom

>>18141559
This should answer your question

>Are you finally drawn in by my Sexy and Gradual style?
That's a clip right there

>>18141564
Gura is dead

>>18141265
>thinly veiled teamate post shitting on other hololive girls
teamates sure are pro-unity

>something on Saturday
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT, WHY ARE THEY KEEPING IT FROM US???

>Mumei checking at least 4-5 different schedules to see if anyone has announced a suprirse
Massive collab incoming

Feels good my oshi is immune to yab

>>18141530
Rushia was unironically the pioneer of GFE

This type of yab is just as bad as discovering that the father of all trannies is a massive child sexual abuser

>>18141578
I meant the gachikoi, mostly, I know most of the people who watch rushia are still going to do so without a single care.

>>18141524
Take out the fan

Do you think any holos will graduate within the next few months?

I love ppt

>>18141559
Aqua, Gen 2 is practically dead already. Gamers already adopted Subaru.

>>18141592
We don't

>>18141617
>>18141618
Well duh. The overly complicated and drawn out Ministry x Myth collab.

>>18141438
That's not what he means by "a real one"
The insinuation is that she's genuine and the others aren't

Just go to Pekora split and found this
BEEG Peko

RATE THE MOOMBOB

>>18141607
>meimeinto
not a hooman, is this is a reference?

>>18141634
If no Holo graduates in the next two weeks it's intensely unlikely that any will in the next six months

where the fuck did you retarded dramaniggers come from? get the fuck out

Guys we REALLY don't need to go through more Rushia time loops right now. You can go to another thread and talk about it all you like.

>>18141212
>twitter link
>greentext
>all-caps and/or overinflated reaction
please consider an extremely painful method of suicide

Is this game really not about dating birds, but a murder mystery?

>>18141641
How much?

FAUNA SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oJEJet1dA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oJEJet1dA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oJEJet1dA

>>18141643
Subaru isn't part of Gamers?

>>18141634
no, but I can think of two that probably should

Mumei, you can't just leave us in the dark like that...

>>18141619
Fuck off. Do not say that. You know what happens to those who get coky.

>>18141241
that first one just wants attention and we all know it at this point

>>18141524
Hopefully realize they are more than just moneybags to be thrown around and turn their life around. I just feel bad for them

>>18141655
HAH

>>18141654
>Ministry
They graduated

>>18141454
based, i found this on there, do you think Mumei saw it?

>>18141674
why not both?

>>18141664
She is very forgetful, you see.

>>18141643
>Aqua
>Wanting anything to do with Pekora
Lmao no

>>18141673
>soon
i dont know why i got my hopes up

Literally me watching this thread replying to bait

What was Mooms' news?

>>18141661
Cuter than usual/10

>>18141634
I don't really care. I only watch my oshi.

>>18141704
and Kiara is bringing them back.

>>18141604
What? Why Rhode Island?

>>18141696
I do as well, It's shit for stuff like this to come about and have it shatter the image people hold in their heads.

>>18141634
Mori is clearly ramping up towards something, feels like she got something of a safety net setup a little while ago and stopped caring as much.
Probably has the idea she can shift over to whatever it is after leaving hololive without losing any of the networking she's done.

>>18141512
https://streamable.com/m7g36t
Probably very horny

Just tuned into IRyS' stream, what the fuck is going on?

>>18141454
JeSUS

>>18141670
no we need to talk about how ame is better than everybody in hololive because everyone else is fake. but totally not ame shes the one exception

>>18141634
Well I mean a lot of them could die within that time, since most of them seem to be fucking dying.

>>18141727
She found a place to move with soundproofing

>>18141674
Some anons said it's an elaborate shitpost. Seems spot on for now

>>18141690
I still laugh at the "le season 2 Mori" posts

>>18141673
>Soon
>15 hours
Fuck you anon, do not scares /uuu/ like that

>>18141661
Spatuler/10

>>18141655
I know it's a shitpost, I'm saying that HE didn't even define what "A real one" fucking means.

>>18141670
Atleast give it 24 hours before calling it a timeloop

>zine

>>18141505
She's hoping to stream something after meeting the throat specialist, later in the evening her local time.

>>18141634
I expect one this year yeah. Possibly after holofes

https://twitter.com/uni_mafumafu/status/1492037228520181760

>>18141162
Sorry, Ayamefriend. I can't function on 3 hours of sleep. So, please, only reveal this spoiler once Ayame's stream starts.
Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>18141614
Why are you mad?

>>18141742
>She had the heart eyes on
I love how she's not even trying to hide her dyke power level anymore.

>>18141765
Same

>>18141725
bro... don't look...

>I wonder if they're doing a Zine or something
I wasn't looking but please for the love of God tell me she read that off of the game and that IRyS didn't just unironically say "Zine" in the year of our lord 2022

>>18141634
Kiara is going to graduate when the doctor tells her she needs to ease up on the character voice.

>>18141725
teamates don't watch people reply to bait instead they always bite

>>18141751
She got horny of the thought of a bird cutting her up and savoring her.

>IRyS is STILL playing hatoful boyfriend
uhhh.... is the stream actually good? Barely anyone was talking about it

>>18141670
I like discussing things with my hlgg sisters though

>>18141751
School doctor is murdering students, IRyS changed the timeline by saving the first student, and now they are on the route to expose him

>>18141725
... why is a robot caressing the investigator from behind?

When IRyS said, "Chuuni do not have friends", how does Yamada react to that?

Can I get in trouble if I search how to make cyanide? Asking for a friend

>It's ok when Gura does it

Anyone who thinks Noel is bad, didn't watch the duck play this game.

>>18141754
Ame being a real one only means she is better than the fakes ones. Most Holos aren't fake. In fact currently only Rushia is fake, it's not shitting on anyone but her.

>>18141786
unironic DYRBI?

>>18141820
Nahone

I miss Ina...

>>18141737
https://mega.nz/folder/X9UDxYiI#cF2IErwZAGfwCgHHNSZf9A
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Hope_(Rhode_Island)
One of you was very based today

>>18141792
because I actually like hololive, unlike most people here

>>18141805
I bite bait, reply to bait, yell at bait, you name it baby

>>18141832
god I wish this was real.

>>18141826
it's too late, i've already put you on a list

>>18141162
Good night Ayamefriend, go on... without
... me....

>>18141807
I loved it so far, never played that game, so I'm going blind

>>18141673
One KFP fucknugget misusing "SOON" is already enough

>>18141754
Glad we agree on this

>>18141832
And yet Chumbuds will defend this?

>>18141634
Rushia is done for. I think she will start the tidal wave. There will be none until April though. They probably don't want a JP and EN to graduate so close to each other and I don't know if they will get a month long parade.

>>18141706
I remember Gura did a meme review on Twitter? Didn't watch it but from the reaction of the thread I assume it was glorious
Twitter humor is so blunt and stpuid it become funny

>>18141786
All back to normal then.

>>18141807
I couldn't care less about the game but IRyS is enjoying herself and making cute noises

>>18141667
Teamate, you know these people aren't going anywhere anytime soon. You're yelling into the abyss.

>>18141807
cant get into it, im just listening as background noise

>Hehe, I guess it's time to stop holding back.

>>18141786

>>18141842
>Mount Hope
don't mind if I do

>>18141786
>literally the same tweet he made last time
RUMAO

>>18141661
Cute and nostalgic, with a little bit of rage and hag appreciation/10
She really needs to do a watchalong for the movie, and I can't wait for her to move. No more "quiet" karaoke.
That blue balls at the end over the surprise though...

>>18141826
Don't do it fandead...

>>18141826
just make sure to put "in Minecraft" on the search bar

>>18141861
Then at least tell me how to do it

>>18141832
threads would explode and /u/ fuckers would reign supreme

>>18141827
She has said multiple times she isn't Chuuni

>>18141836
I have seen this exact post countless times but replace rushia with mori or kiara

>>18141754
When did anyone say the other Holos are fake? Why are you projecting?

>>18141786
Happening is over boys
Pack it up

>>18141672
I use her asmr... often

>>18141841
Me too

>>18141877
fool me once etc. though fujos and gachis aren't the smartest nor the most savvy

>>18141918
Where the fuck are her parents??

>>18141826
Just buy Polonium instead.
Cyanide is no different from water. You need like 3 kilos of pure cyanide before it has a drastic effect.

>>18141786
...Isn't this word-for-word what he said last time?

>>18141786
It's okay, Rushia isn't a bad piece of ass. My heart is wide, mafumafu is fine as long as he leaves his fanbase behind and give his better music. I'd rather have him than Sana.

>>18141832
i-it was just one of her friends playing a joke

IRyS!

>>18141744
Mori should have been the Vsinger and IRyS should have been EN gen1.

>>18141786
So he's hanging her out to dry, then? I guess her plan of menhera trapping him into marrying her backfired real bad.

>>18141786
lmao yeah sure

>>18141120
Here’s a photo anyway~

>>18141786
All of the fujo's seem happy with that reply

>>18141877
>>18141930
...really?

>>18141924
>>18141265

>>18141786
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DRAMAFAGS BTFO
ANTIS BTFO
DEADBRAPS BTFO
NIJINIGGERS BTFO
OWLKEKS BTFO

>>18141872
I would honestly be shocked if Rushia even suffers any long-term damage from this. Yeah she might lose a few gachikoi but chances are most people aren't even going to hear about it, and most of those that do will get sick of talking about it in a few weeks like with most drama. As long as she's not a retard and keeps her mouth shut it should blow over easily.

>>18141901
>>18141961
Link it, I'm too lazy to dig.

>>18141842
That’s some good wordplay, definite dedication to the craft. I miss Rhode Island.

>>18141909
if you can't figure out how to find out how do you expect to be able to make it

>>18141786
Imagine believing this.

kronii

>>18141786
I'm having a deja vu

>>18141786
the man does it again with a single tweet i kneel

I need images of smiling Hololive members, I am very sad right now

>>18141985
That doesn’t make any sense given how much control Mori wants over her music. If anything IRyS should have been Kiara.

>>18142002
they wouldn't be fujos if they weren't desperate and gullible.

>>18141786
oh so he just wanted to play a game with rushia, yab averted I guess

>>18141786
Am I timelooping right now?

>>18141757
I would be really sad if any holo died. Even the ones I don't watch

>>18141786
Okay cool so we can stop talking about it then?

I'm not going to watch blue period tomorrow.
I will wait until Ina is done then power watch entire anime in one sitting.

>>18141786
With this, there is now a possibility of Rushia returning to streaming with about two thirds of her usual viewers

[Sad News] Reine's game keeps crashing very conveniently after she accidentally kills the alpha pokemon she's trying to catch

>>18142014
It's her plan to graduate. She wants a baby and since I don't live in Japan and won't move to Detroit with me she has to settle for the twink.

Jesus Mori's oshi is something else

>>18141991
Is this what is google translates too? If so then EN shitposter will look stupid as fuck.

>>18142045
Mubae smiles are contagious

>>18141786
fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me thrice, shame on me; fool me feowerce, shame on me; fool me-

>>18142045
You'll be okay

Are >we cool /hlgg/?

Is dragging this drama on the only form of excitement in your lives?

I'm sorry for making fun of this guy >>18101330 few days ago

>>18142026
Then I'll just eat apple seeds until I poison myself or my stomach explodes

>>18141991
>I know her
>I am friends with her on discord
>But we don't live together
Notice how he didn't say a single word about dating

>>18142045
Cheer up anoN!

>>18141786
I wonder if this will work? It's so obvious, but both Fandead and whatever you call this guy's fans are clearly incredibly deluded so maybe they'll buy it

>>18141786
Phew, and to think I was worried.

>>18141786
Roru

Noel's dirndl is nice and all but now Tenchou can't get one without looking like a copycat. Fuck.

>>18141786
There's no way he's going to lose his career and all of his fans over this, even if it means distancing himself from her

>>18141832
>Isreal

>>18142006
It's over for me at least, because I didn't care in the first place

>>18142006
This is unironically enough for both of their delusional fanbases

>>18142094
o7

>>18142045

>>18142069
did she say she was going to finish it tomorrow? ive missed her last few streams

>>18142093
Kek

https://twitter.com/exp_ac1/status/1492039735224971264

>>18141950
Her real mom comes over and cleans every week if you can imagine that on top of Lui cleaning the places and still ends up like this.

>>18141786
I know this is bullshit for PR. But it's unironically the best course of action he can do. Calming down the dumb 30% of his fanbase is better than not calming them down at all

>>18141991
I'm pretty convinced by this point that Rushia's menhera tendencies aren't a complete act, so if he really is checking out Cover should unironically put her on suicide watch.

>>18142045
Have a cute Fauna, it always helps me when I'm down.

>>18141786
Not to say “I told you so” but: I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. What kind of couple communicates on Discord?

>>18142045

>>18141786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U&ab_channel=WhiteVoidJoJo

>>18141786
Even if what he says is true and he was just going to play a game with her, isn't this the girl that flipped out over Temma's name appearing on a schedule and claimed she can't deal with men well? Either way, her reputation is fucked. Feels bad cause Rushia got me into Hololive.

>>18141786
>Just friends bro
>calls her by Mi-chan instead of Rushia
Totally believable

>>18142102
Who cares. Ame/Towa/Rushia literally have the same alt-outfit.

>>18142008
Where does it say that the other Holos are fake, or that I'm comparing Ame to other Holos at all?

>>18142045
Have a cute owl

>>18142045
Everything will be daijoubu

>>18142138
>Cover should unironically put her on suicide watch.
And someone who will watch her whenever she Collab in person just in case

>>18141786
Nobody actually believes it, but nobody wants to believe they've been betrayed either, so they'll just go with it.
Nothing will change.
Pretty pathetic ending.

>>18142045

>>18142097
The fancucks and the mafujos are literally willing to buy anything if it means they get to keep their delusions. They will accept this

>>18142165
Why the hell would he call her Rushia?

>>18142151
I feel bad for you.

>>18141786
isn't that what you said last time?

>"This just doesn't any sense George. You're spending all this time and money watching her streams, buying her merch, and learning every conceivable fact you can find about her on the internet, just for some 'girlfriend experience'.
>With all that work you could actually, you know, experience HAVING a real girlfriend"

>"That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid. Real girls argue with me about leaving the toilet seat up. Real girls keep asking to meet my parents.
>Yukihana Lamy isn't like that! She appreciates everything I do for her! I get all the benefits of a girlfriend, with NONE of the downsides."

>"Well if its as great as you say, then why are you worried about her having a boyfriend? If anything, he should be the one envying your position."

>"You-you just don't get it Jerry..."

>>18142165
>implying mi-chan is her real name
Reps.

>doxsheep
You should know this.

>>18142135
>Her real mom comes over and cleans every week
That's awful! Laplace should stop putting the burden on her mother and clean her room by herself.

>>18142045

In case you were wondering. Yes, it’s been 16 straight hours of gayposting ERP in /infinity/. (Thread just archived).

>>18142097
mafu-riendos
>>18142151
Really nigga?

IRYS WANTS BEANS

>>18141786
ogey

>>18141786
In the end, nothingburger again.
Schizos about to go into full meltdown.

>>18141786
matsurisu in the reply trying to timeloop to 2018... do matsurisu really?

>>18141786
nobody will ever know more than this, so long as both parties keep their mouths shut.
but my rrat is they took so long to make a statement because they were deciding whether to break up or come clean. once they realized it was career suicide to come clean, they've broken up and moving away from one another because lord knows a crazy fan has already doxxed one of them and will keep tabs on their movements. they're both rich enough to just completely leave whatever was their's at the other's place and hire people to get essentials moved out later.

>>18142045

>>18142103
I wonder if Rushia will be satisfied with a de-escalation like this. If he's saying they aren't together then clearly marriage isn't in the picture any time soon

>>18142094

>>18142177
yeah anon the topic of a holo doing fake gfe hasn't been the topic of discussion for the entire day or anything

>>18142203
This doesn't really sound like Seinfeld anon

>>18142095
>I became friends with the person I was dating through a game, and when I contacted her last night to play a game
Who else do you think “her” is?

>>18141786
>This happened last time
>Sorry guys we just play games together
>Message her yet again for the same thing
>People freak out
>Sorry guys same shit
If you believed it the first fucking time why wouldn't you just think it was same thing again?

>>18142045

>>18141825
It's an imposter. It's about to kill him.

>>18142045
I'd be taking a chunk of the image slots so here's one Hime for now

>>18142151
>What kind of couple communicates on Discord?
The type who trapped far away from each other because of a virus

>>18142138
Coco is still her emotional support. I think Kanata mentioned it.

>>18141786
2018 was 4 years ago

>>18141786
>all those fujos coping in the comments
Is this really all it takes for them to fold?

>>18142093
>I hate Fandeads for those mucho texto posts and early threads! I wish something bad happens to them for a change!

>>18141940
Interesting. Keep entertainng yourself then

>>18142226
Perhaps, I know this is a revolutionary concept but perhaps they are NOT a couple?

>>18142222
>they've broken up and moving away from one another
that sounds like a cope, more likely they're just moving if even that.

>>18142126
From what I remember it's the watchalong with the last episodes so yeah. It's why are people e so frustrated with constant delays so we can move on to something better.

>>18141786
Well, I guess that's the closest thing fandead are getting to a lifeline. It doesn't matter if it's actually true or not as long as they can convince themselves it's true.

the eccentric Filipino Bananaman....

>>18142045
Here you go!

>>18141786
I mean what's the other alternative? We get fandeads and his fans just killing themselves? This is the best outcome we could get.

>>18142271
My money is on it was to stop them from killing him

Going into IRyS' rum and grabbing a bottle of room.

>>18142272
Holodeath isn’t just a name. Each one has been fucked, once even on stream.

>>18142126
shes finishing it saturday. tomorrow or i guess today depending on where you are is a break.

>>18142203
I read this in their voices.
fuck you.

Dunno why but I genuinely love being a nousagi. Like imagine being one of these round, soft bunny creature that jump around

>>18142045

>>18141786
are people really believing this?

>>18142271
What other choice do they have anon?

>>18141786
that's bullshit but I believe it