/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1811749
R8 the stream

I love you Gura!

I love Ame so much, bros.

I love Reine!!!

>>1811849
Why?

I love Ina!

>>1811849
Oi oi oi... This is yabai, isn't it..?

>>1811873
's giant Ass!

>>1811873
I love Ina too!

Yukimin are the most powerful race in the world.

I HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Red Heart is a creative and very erotic girl!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
Nene is adorable and incredibly fun to have around with her antics and stories!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!
All of HoID is good and entertaining!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Gura loves you!

Aruran is getting FUCKING RIPPED
Are you doing your reps?

>>1811922
ok she's hot

>>1811952
based

I came here to laugh at you nanora

>>1811763
Uoh/10

>>1811849
where is the soundpost you nigger

>>1811952
hey, based

I love her so much chumbros, I can't take it anymore

>>1811829
I haven't gotten into the books/figurines yet, but the DoW games on steam are pretty good if a bit outdated and janky

I already miss her...

>>1811956
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO MY REPS
I WILL CHOOSE DESTRUCTION

Live now

>Roboco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqlqDCjqHo
>Lamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz-FoyXvBPo

remember you're also a faggot if you give any of this SEAniggers (you)'s

I love Gura so much. I can't wait for the ASMR stream this week!

I can't believe so many people were giving a doxfag wannabe so many (You)s
Can't you guys just ignore and move on?
Must you always flaunt your superior knowledge of things that shouldn't be known?

So uhh, what other streams are happening tonight?

I wasted my time making this

>>1811956
>He's doing weighted planks
Jesas fuck those are annoying.

>>1811948
kek

>>1811971
Based and same

I miss Gura already.....Fuck

>>1811829
Look through the army and models, find the one you think look coolest, read up on their lore and then visit a hobby shop

>>1811952
BASED

salman

>Gura says loooong ASMR stream
>more heartbeats
>whispers she has other plans too
I won’t survive and I feel many other chum buds won’t either. We’d better get the mass grave ready.

>>1811931
Funny thing is she hesitantly said no at first before she said maybe. If that's not a hint then I don't know what is

>>1811956
Someone post that Gura push-ups image.

>>1811959
>a watson's concussion
Ame please throw your controller at my head

>>1811984
>you get what you friggin' deserve, hoocha

Chumbabies..

>>1811922
>actually found the source
jesas you guys work fast to cull rrats. based

>>1811952
Based
>>1811993
Based

Gura was wild today, better than any watchalong could have been

So rrats were bred during this stream, Gura said maybe to someone asking her if she's moving cause her room is empty, she says she was very busy during the weekend and still is which is why she had to end the stream and not to 4 hours like the last one. Lord save these threads if the /u/ rrats are real or cuckfags win but most of all... may chumbuds that have to wait a week for Gura survive

>>1811955
I love Gura!

I miss Gura...

I want to tell a dad joke and have RBC look at me like this

>>1811952
based
>>1811993
based

>oh no, 25th is soo and we can't find any yabs or rrats to force! Quick, find a random thot and edit her in photoshop to look like that one Gura pic!
Jesas almighty, this is some real fucking cringe

>>1811978
Watching Roboco playing something other than Apex feels wrong.

>>1811873
>>1811929
Based

>>1811952
bless unity

how come every single other thing on my internet is constant hiccups including other youtube streams and wow but ramy stream is coming through perfectly

>>1811959
Based

>>1811981
funny thing was got the imgur link straightway with yandex

>>1811996
anytime stamps for this? I want to add it on my wall of texts, I came pretty late for the stream and have no Idea where to start

>>1811993
based

They're moving with each other soon, please be excited.

thanks anons, you blazed through the end of the last thread, allowing me to crank this out before I sink into my bed.
Mori's most recent T1, pretty cute with some decent teasers, linked here for the next... couple days, I don't really delete those in 48 hours anymore, because I got no more strikes recently: https://mega.nz/file/8awE2LgT#R2sObPoMl7peJ0-8DCD_sS3jdAOX59zAEGO_vREH8oM

ALSO, SPECIAL BONUS CONTENT:
two small teasers of Akirose's birthday ASMR pack
buy that shit, Aki's great
https://files.catbox.moe/key0no.wav
https://files.catbox.moe/m3dyu8.wav
t. niggermark

>>1811993
based

>>1812010
>wait a week
She's streaming tomorrow.

I dreamt that I searched "Incurable diseases" on Wikipedia and this was the page for some reason. Under Gura's picture, there was a caption that said "Gura does not approve all of this."

I would beat Kiara to death with my bear hands if given the opportunity.

>>1811995
How much you want to bet it goes like last stream where 10% of it is actually asmr and the other 90 is her doing whatever else

>>1811981
Why did you bring it up here? Anyway that retard just proved they'd create false shit just to stir up the thread. Never believe any of the shit they ever post.

>>1812026
Susan FEARS the Yakuza Princess

>>1811955
No she doesn't but thats ok cause I don't think she's wholesome or smart enough for me.

>>1812043
>He's not a member

Watching Roboco talking about her love of Pineapple cake as she flexes her growing eigo while taking on raids with her buff as fuck roster in Pokemon Sword/Shield.
While Lamy's being cuter than usual, going off on her usual tangents as she reads off all the supachats she's received.
While Big Poppa Pizza says to get off your fat ass and start doing your reps. And you're not gonna let an old man beat you in exercising now will you /hlgg/?
So friends, where we at?

I never fapped to gura before...but...after this...
First time for everything I guess...

>https://files.catbox.moe/rhvrz0.ogg
>you could hear this everyday if you were inside her tummy

>>1811763
Doesn't Kirby say "poyo"?

>>1812004
Do people not know we have counter-schizos who will hunt down bullshit like this?

That was a really pleasant stream.

What mode can I achieve if I do something like what pizza dad is doing right now? Currently I'm just T-rex mode but I haven't really lifted since the coof restrictions hit, mostly just doing cardio.

>>1812038
Thats a weird way to describe sex Nene

>>1811981
It was a dramafag samefagging after the post got culled.

>>1811952
based
>>1811993
based

>>1811993
based

>>1811873
>>1811929
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

>>1811656
timestamp?

>>1812021
watching her have a competitive team while nene was just picking cute stuff feels wrong

>>1811978
AND DOING FIT REPS WITH THE PAPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55kq-gt84YE

>>1812010
you're obsessed

>>1812033
jesus FUCK Aki got me like no other girl has before

>>1811763
100/10

>>1811995
I she does any ear smooching I'll fucking kneel all the way to Mars.

UNITY THREAD! Always has been, always will be!

Have a nice day

>>1812045
Right here Ayamefriend!

>>1811849
very cursed

>>1812063
based /fit/ enjoyer

>>1812033
big ups, niggermark anon

>>1811971
Me too anon, it hurts that this is as close as we'll ever get but just be happy that she can be a part of our lives at all.

>>1811947

>>1812039
Nah I feel like it’ll be majority ASMR because she’s been looking forward to this for like 2 months now

>>1811993
based

i don't want gura to be stressed out

>>1811995
Blowjob ASMR!!!

>>1812039
Gooruh doing whatever else and playing with the ASMR mic will probably be more fun than her taking it seriously. Not that I don't expect her to take it seriously.

We're about to achieve total domination over these threads, Guramechads.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HEARD GURA'S HEARTBEAT HOLY SHIT IT WAS GOING FAST WTF SHE'S TOO FUCKING CUTE UOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

This was just a small sample of what Gura's ASMR stream.
I've got to find a way to timewarp until thursday.

>>1811763
https://files.catbox.moe/rhvrz0.ogg / 10

>>1812004
This is nothing compare to called an air-strike on ISIS

>>1812029
It was around the start, I'm pretty sure.

I was scrolling around looking at hentai, and then I came upon a really good animated gif of Amelia having sex. I don’t know what it was bro’s, but I immediately felt regret. I wish I hadn’t seen that. My perception of the girls is very immature in that I think of them as girls to protect. I know it’s all an act, but Amelia’s played on personality is too real.

>>1812063
please stop replying to me, feel freely to post it on your own tho

i dont see how any of you can like towa
she's an actual lying whore with a man's voice

>>1812029
I'm not a timestamp autist, sorry. But it's about 20 minutes into the stream I think?

>>1812036
thanks for telling us about your dream today, Ame

>>1811749
I though I was on /jp/ for a moment

>>1812063
That thumbnail is fantastic

>>1811948
gura....

>>1812033
>30K VOD views after release
Jeez that's low. And it was only at 2.5K at the start too.

>>1811846
>trading forex
Is that really profitable?
From what I've seen about it, just seems like a worse version of getting a job, putting in lots of hours per day just to make small amounts of money and its risky too, very possible to just lose money
Do you automate it or something? Or just have a really big account to trade with? Or not even profit but just do it for fun or something?

>>1812046
is this gonna be a repeat of RFA hand anon?

>>1811952
Based

>>1812097
it's so unfair, it's should be T4

Guys. I already get ASMR tingles from Gura whispering.
Her ASMR is going to kill me.

>>1811763
closer to her heart.../10

>>1811763
Short, but really fucking fun! Gura was on fire, 10/10 as expected.

Baqua plush arrived today! Ultra soft friend.

>>1812033
Bless you, nigmark.

>>1811929
Yes

>>1811763
FOR THE EMPEROR/10

>>1812031
Can't wait for the off collabs

>>1812104
BASED

>>1811981
I didn't give the faggot a (you) but it does piss me off that I don't want to know anything about the holo roommates and I end up seeing that shit. I don't even know who that was supposed to be, but the doxfags can fuck right off.

>>1812106
>>1812100

okay okay I'll find it on my own, thanks for the heads up

IGNORE THIS BAITPOST >>1812103 AND THINK ABOUT
SEX WITH AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1812052
cute

>>1811952
based

This is it RRATS
Tonight we will feast like kings
Post THAT one clip, NOW

>>1812105
This thread loves to be cucked so its natural

>>1812067
can I just say that it would be neat of Gura did move in with Ame without being a /u/schizo

>>1812033
my man

>>1811952
はい

>>1812103
I want to nut inside Amelia Watson.

>>1812085
Too bad ADHD exists

>>1812105
>>>/jp/

Be sure to comment about her eating the ears when she does ASMR so she sees it and tries

>>1812094
These threads when Gura or Ame streams are something else.

Where's the Mikoposter? I need someone to watch Pronto

rrat bros we ate good tonight thanks to the 2 biggest Holos, Pekora and Gura... kneel before your masters

>>1811971
Hold on to that feeling chumbro. Feel it. Use it.

>>1812092
the kind of goofy and awkward quiet mood in her two ASMR practice streams was amazing

>>1812132
Did she say something about warhammer?

>>1812068
she's one of a kind

>>1812141
I want to fuck Ame's tiny body
t. Chumbud

>>1812155
Well over 50% is still most!

Pepelonichama....

I miss Ina

>>1812156
i didn't say any lies though

>>1812163
Do your scrolling up reps.

>>1811952
based
>>1811993
based

>>1812044
I am. I love her in the same way she loves me. Its plastic

I left a comment saying I love hearing about her plans and it's already deleted. What the hell is wrong with youtube?

>>1812131
Based SMT and Fumo enjoyer

>>1812094
based

>>1812155
What would she be like on actual ADHD meds?

>>1812017

>>1811950
no

>>1811971
Same here

Did anyone timestamp her talking about her tattoos?

>>1812146
https://files.catbox.moe/saqpou.mp4

>>1812096
Her heartbeat was fast

>>1812163
>>1811978
Silly baka

ONEGAI MUSCLE ARURAN!!!!!!

>>1812033
Holy...
Are all birthday voicepacks this lewd or is this just the Aki special?
have I been missing out?

>>1811959
Ameeeeeeee

>>1811978
How do I get past the Roboco filter? It took me a while for Luna but now I love her and am a member.

>>1812033
Aki...
RBC, I have to put you on hold for a second. I got some matters to attend to

>>1811950
On Thursday I'll show you true POWER

https://youtu.be/qDHmQP7kmvE?t=7452
What did Gura mean by this?

>>1812188
If you try and immediately comment when the VOD allows it or comment with too many emotes, the comment has a chance of autodeleting.

So, nobody told gura about the capcom situation yet?

>>1812191
When my friend takes Adderall he's a different person, he actually doesnt shut the fuck up

>>1812196
Beam deserve better...

>>1812196
>those eyes

>>1812029
https://youtu.be/qDHmQP7kmvE?t=1016

>>1812196
Beam...

>>1812205
Aki's a huge fucking pervert, amigo

It’s only after six months that gura content has been so boring, it seems not far from the day she graduated
she cant hold her position once either holoEN gen2 or nijiEN released

so...............why was Gura so horny today?

>>1812103
>>1812141
I fail to see the issue with either of these posts.
I think of Ame as a girl to protect and I want to have sex with her.

>gura: I'll talk about my weekend I had big plans!
>asks chat what they did this weekend
>gura: what did I do? I went out and was really busy!
thanks gooruh. anyone else think it's either music or 3D related?

GOD I WISH I WAS GURA'S MIC PUSHED UP AGAINST HER TINY BARE CHEST

>>1812221
T-Towa..?!

>>1812223
It's better to wait for Ina

You ARE doing your reps right?
https://youtu.be/55kq-gt84YE

>>1812236
She woke up

Today I learned I would NEVER want to meet a chumbud irl.

>>1812033
Jesas these Aki voice files. How long are the full ones? I might have to buy them.

>>1811971
Same. She's such a joy to be around, I want to make her as happy as she makes me.

>>1812197
that was right after she left to get some cigs

>>1812205
BUY IT AND FIND OUT

>>1812188
Sometimes the comment doesn't go through

>>1812196
Beam...

Why are people so sure about gura moving in together with Ame anyway? You'd think she would be more excited of that's the case.

>>1812223
Has something gone funny with the permissions other than the no endings thing?

>>1812249
the full thing is 12 minutes, with her being a bit goofy at start and end
but the entire middle section is muh

>>1812235
you're supposed to spell it "guraduated" dumbass

>>1812240
I thought she said she couldn't talk about what she was busy with.

>>1812240
maybe she went into studio for recording her songs

>>1812248
>today

>>1812205
Depends on the voicepack. Choco's ARK voicepack is lewd as fuck, for instance.

>>1812248
based on the posters here, which fanbase/posters would you like to meet the most?

>>1812033
That bottom Aki clip has an ungodly level of power to it. How did she get away with selling this?

>>1812240
Didn't she say she had a senpai collab last week?

>>1812248
>today
Anon, that should've been clear to you ages ago.

>>1812223
w-what situation?

>>1812246
DOING DIAMOND PUSHUPS WITH THE PAPA
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Gura happily and readily saying she loves us is a fantastic direction to be heading in.

>>1812261
It's a beloved rrat and isn't going to die until all hope is lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-x5EjJYZA
I miss Ame.

>>1812240
Well she has boxes that she has to label and the room is empty so either she’s getting ready to move or she’s putting stuff in storage

>>1812272
how the fuck are you gonna be lewd in a voicepack about dinosaur autism

>>1812240
had big plans = had a big dick
was really busy = had a lot of sex

>>1812196
Beam...

>>1812248
>He doesn't know
We lurk in the dark. Your closest friends and family could be one of us.

>>1812279
yes, also she want to play payday 2 with her senpai. LEON, GET HER NOW

>>1812221
>The right oppai is not attached properly to the deltoid making it look like a cancer lump
Really bothers me, also Twarpi...

>>1812248
Only today?

Ina's gonna post her schedule within 2 hours and it's not gonna have MonHun because they won't have permissions for it.

t. Enma's father's pet rock

daily dose

>>1812248
No one wants to hang out with ped- cunny posters.

>>1812248
You wouldn't want to meet anyone that frequents here in real life.

Sorry lads but I'm not a fan of erogaki Gura

Pizza Dad is not fucking around with these exercises.

>>1812288
Gura lied as naturally as she breathed.

>>1812240
She has to be working on something, if it was real life related she wouldn't of teased it so much.

>>1812240
Some hints:
Room is empty, PC and monitors coming soon, she "might move", friend bought a house.

>>1812313
we accept you even if you're gay, anon

My rrat is that Ame is moving close to Gura but not together because they still want some space.

>>1812241
Towa is hot and her boobas are perfect

>>1812293
Somebody post the copypasta

>>1812141
>>1812238
Ame is both for cute and for sexual, she truly is a wonderful woman

>>1812275
Takos seem normal enough since they just enjoy hanging out with their priestess and improving their whatever reps.

>>1812315
ok autist

>>1812275
from en? takos obviously

So was the stream HER being Gura or Gura being HER?

>>1812150
Yes. /u/faggotry is insisting they'll fuck, as long as you don't force shipping into their interactions you're clean.

>>1812292
You forget. Choco was the absolute queen of ASMR before things went south

>>1812277
now think her combining the way she talks with the way she moves

>>1812293
why do gura like this?

>>1812205
depends on the girl RBC has a lot of GF ones

>>1812121
There is a T4 its called winning, and its when you marry her. Good luck though.

>>1811952
Based. Dope. Lit.

>>1812292
Dinosaur bursts in a bathroom to fuck the girl while she is pooping

>>1812262
Not really, well pecor's vod just confirmed it

>>1812323
Now where have I seen this before...

>>1812315
There are easier ways of saying you’re poor

>>1812313
ngmi

>>1812240
she talked about her monitor shopping and new PC build, but the outside part does feel like recording related

>>1812314
Teaching proper form too

Go to sleep

>>1812323
this is what i'm thinking too. they'll live near each other but not with each other.

>>1812330
Gura being Gura

>>1812292
>he doesn't remember that one dinosaur toilet vorefag

>>1812319
>friend bought a house.
that was a superchat she was reading. pay attention to the fucking stream.

>>1812033
Aki will always be my extremely trendy aunt who I wish assaulted me as a child. Thanks anon, just bought the pack

https://twitter.com/Hecatiaz/status/1374186002223230979
what did she mean by this?

>>1812323
There's no way they'd move in together. Closer maybe, but moving in together is an assured way to ruin everything.

>>1812319
>friend bought a house.
That was a SC

>>1812288
>Gura happily and readily saying she loves us
DRYB?

>>1812346
UOOHHHHHH

>>1812293
Watson's shaft is no joke.

>>1812333
>Aki giving you a belly dance while whispering into your ears from behind

>>1812358
Off topic.

>>1812240
Song recording I guess

>>1812205
Has anyone downloaded Polka's voice packs? They seemed pretty narrative focused so I thought I wouldn't be able to enjoy them without subs.

>>1812346
More veins

>>1812104
No.

>>1812045
If there are any reps I am in need of doing, they are my sleep reps. You rest well, too, Ayamefriend!

>>1812319
>Poorfag

>>1812362
>>1812356
He might be referencing Ame as the friend.

>>1812319
Did she say the last part? I just remember a SC saying that they bought a house

Reminder that Gura is moving in with her lover who will fuck her cunny every day and there's nothing you can do to prevent it. Pic related

Give me Gura reaction pics

I want your worst rrats, the absolute bottom of the barrel, straw grasping, farthest stretching, impossible to be real, fucking retarded, handicapped, mentally broken rrats.

>>1812330
Gura is HER, and HER is Gura.
Both are parts of her, but what is being played up is what makes the difference.
One day Chumbuds and HERfags will have to accept this fact, and when they do, Gura and HER will fuse, becoming one once more.

>>1812312
I don't know man, I'm a pretty cool guy

>>1812346
hayaii

Is this the next step of the codependent Gura arc?

There any /fit/ fags here that can vet Pizzadad's routine?

>>1812339
Nowhere. Now here's an unrelated womb goblin playing this conversation out.

>>1812315
>>1812361
even artia said she loves chat and then angrily insisted it's different when she does it. artia belebed it and so do all the holos, and so should we

In terms of sheer relaxation, will Gura's ASMR be the first to rival Okayu's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTgS3JFVkk

>>1812356
reminder that half of the thread has french fries in their ears at all times

>>1812325
Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

>>1812275
Haatons

>>1812330
It's Gura being Gura. HER streams were boring as fuck.

>>1812317
my thoughts exactly. She teased it in her schedule post too

>>1811959
Anyone got the original twitterl ink?

>>1812248
>today

>>1812045
watching pokemon ayamebro!

>>1812150
Sure.
Although it would be neater if they just moved near each other. And far more likely, at least compared to the other option, since Ame doesn't want her pets to be a burden on other people.

Would you say that today was a cool day?

>>1812293
Ame...
I thought you see gura as friend

I somehow missed after the second heartbeat when she’s talking about how flat she is you can literally hear her pound her flatness UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>1812010
>>1812031
meds

>>1812326
>Wasn't here or at /wah/ during ringfit

>>1812323
Then how do you explain her wanting time with the Watson family? Doesn’t Gura live on the opposite side of the country?

https://twitter.com/shew04/status/1374184631843557378?s=20

>>1811947
Really, Damascus?

>>1812275
Takos. These mf need a buddy because i get the vibe that they're close to offing themselves when Ina isn't streaming.

I wish I never got into vtubers in general. I'm going to be severely depressed again when they move on with their lives in maybe 5 years from now.

guys... i miss her so fucking much

>both Ina and Fubuki have the talking grub plush
THEY ARE

>>1812383
Ame was actually raped as a child

>>1811952
Ame-n.

>>1812293
>>1812240
Remember that everything is always about sex.
When she nibbled our ears, she was actually nibbling a veiny silicone dildo too.

>>1812275
my fellow hoshiyomi

>>1812240
It's music related. Ame pretty much confirmed it a few days ago and also GURAME SEXXXXZ OFFCOLLAB CONFRIMED

>>1812394
maybe not, reminder that tomorrow is her first real asmr.

>>1812428
yeah, by me

>>1812248
Your heartbeat
Hand it over

>>1812365
>Aki giving you a lap dance while bending her head backwards and wrapping her arm around your head to whisper into your ear

DEAD HOURS

>>1812325
>>1812397

>>1812419
My memory is weak but I'm pretty sure Ame has family around the same state.

Have sex anon!

>>1812099
T-the what?

>>1812418
I was, I just saw a lot of "OH NO SHE'S DYING SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT". It was nothing like chumbuds chumming over a heartbeat.

>>1812449
bend over

>>1812275
Takos obviously

>>1812275
Only Ayamefriend.

>>1812036

>>1812397
>tfw always read it with Alex Jones' voice in my head

>>1812449
i would if i could

>>1812217
She laughs at how fucking pathetic chat is

>>1812392
Why are Noel's boobas so FUCKING big

>>1812425
I keep trying to watch people other than my oshi but nothing compares. When she does decide to move on I really genuinely have no idea what I'm gonna do with myself.

>>1812423
They're probably the least affected ones when their Oshi isn't streaming since they do their reps.

please stop fucking talking about where my oshi lives like you're being clever and vague about it.

>>1812383
Gura was actually streaming from Ame's new house

>>1812437
>It's music related.
I must have missed that. Timestamp or context?

>>1812443
ok eop

>>1812309
She's so cute bro

>>1812397
Always remember that everything they say is about apex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's an apex partner. If its a friend, it's an apex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had apex. If she is sad, she didnt have apex, but then she had double apex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick apex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have apex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having apex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having apex. Did she oversleep a stream? Apex. She was having apex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having apex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have APEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her apex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Apex roleplay. She actually had apex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having APEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for apex.
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the apex
Im tired this week = im tired from the apex, but ill have more apex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have apex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having APEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the apex im having right now.
It all revolves around apex. All holos, every single one, have apex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of apex. The apex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having apex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much apex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much apex happening in their room that the apex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having apex to think straight.

>>1812465
That's a fucking lie, I'm miserable every monday.

>>1812383
Gura loves her fans

>>1812377
Well Ame isn't buying, she's renting.

>>1812275
Takos, Ayamefriend and rratman
t.KFP

>>1812381

Do you think how many chumbuds are unironically pedo?

>>1812450
some autists in syria general on /pol/ used some twitter pics to triangulate the location of a insurgent cell, then tweet it at some serb or ruski
it got bombed on same day

>>1812450
How new?

Ayame and Gura collab when

>>1812478
minecraft is forgotten....

>>1812319
meds

>>1812391
I'm not watching him, but judging by the picture, he is giving legit advice. The different angles of the pushup target different parts of the muscles, same thing with incline or decline pushups.

>>1812442
>Drunken Aki ASMR
>Expect it to be her lewdly touching you inappropriately while drunk
>It's just her drinking you under the table
I can totally see her doing it. i love my dorky wine aunt

>>1812427
FRIENDS
And also both admitted to watching the other's HK streams which is also why FBK does the grub noises and did the same "hoi" after every attack

>>1812478
Based.

>>1812045
Right here!

>>I got some stuff we gotta talk about
>I don't mean to overreact but Gura and Ame are moving in together soon

SO YESTERDAY WE CONFIRMED THAT EVERYONE IS HERE

THEY PROBABLY SEE OUR POSTS THAT BOTH OF THEM NEEDS TO MOVE TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO ACTUALLY DO IT.
WHY? BECAUSE IT KILLS TWO BIRDS IN ONE STONE, AME GETS HER SHITTY INTERNET FIXED AND GURA WILL NOT BE LONELY ANYMORE.

I HAVE ACTUAL PROOFS FOR THIS
>GURA TAKING TOO MUCH TIME ON UPDATING HER SCHEDULE
WHY? BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE MOST TIME TO PLAN HER SCHEDULES AND SHE ALSO NEEDS TIME TO PREPARE TO MOVE SINCE SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS MOVING TO AME'S STATE
>INA TALKING ABOUT GURA AND AME'S SLEEPOVER
WHY WOULD A GURAME SLEEPOVER COMES TO FIRST TO INA'S MIND WHEN TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING HABITS? ITS BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM ASKED INA TO MOVE WITH THEM BUT INA REFUSED. SHE REMEMBERED THAT PROPOSAL DURING THE COLLAB AND IS NOW FORESHADOWING IT.
>GURA CANCELLING HER TARANTULAS AND AME CANCELLING HER FISHIES
IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER AND YOU FAGS ARE TOO DENSE TOO NOTICE IT
>AME CHANGING HER BANNER AT THE SAME DAY SHE SAID SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER BANK
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE CHANGED HER BANNER ON TO SOMETHING THAT AS IF SHE AND GURA ARE LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE WHY? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ALWAYS HER PLAN IS, SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH GURA SO BAD THAT SHE IS ALREADY PROJECTING IT ON HER TWITTER BANNER. IT IS NOT SOME CORPORATE SHILLING LIKE TAKAMORI, SHE IS JUST GENUINELY IN LOVE WITH GURA AND JUST OVERLY EXCITED TO MOVE IN WITH HER.

>SHE TOOK A PLANE ON HER WAY TO LOOK FOR A NEW OFFICE WHY?
AS I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKS THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER, YOU DONT TAKE A PLANE WHEN MOVING TO ANOTHER NEARBY STATE, BUT WOULD SHE TAKE ONE HUH? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER.
>WE SEE AN EVIDENCE THAT HINTS ON THIS ONE ON THE LATEST GURA'S STREAM.
GURA IS TOO EMBARASSED ON THE THOUGHT OF MARRYING AME, WHY BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER UNIRONICALLY AND THE THOUGHT OF THAT MADE HER TOO FLUSTERED THAT SHE OPT TO CHOOSE MORI INSTEAD OF AME.
>GURA SAID SHE IS GOING TO BE VERY BUSY NEXT WEEK AND AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME AS AME'S MOVING TIME
MORE EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER COME ON ANONS YOU'RE NOT SOME BLIND FUCKS AREN'T YOU?
>AME SAID ""I'M SAVING MYSELF"""" AND GURA SAID SHE IS HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT EATING
GUESS FUCKING WHAT ONCE THEY MOVED ON AND LIVE TOGETHER THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING HAVE ROUGHEST CLAM EATING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE IN THEIR FUCKING LIVES. GURA IS SO FUCKING HUNGRY ON THE THOUGHT ON EATING AME THAT SHE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
>GURA HAD MENTIONED LAST NIGHT HER BED CLUTTERED AND IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE SHE COULD ACTUALLY GET SLEEP.
THIS IS TYPICALLY THE CASE WHEN PEOPLE ARE PACKING FOR A TRIP. SHE ALSO HAS MENTIONED BIG PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND TO EXPECT A COLLAB COMING UP. SHE ALSO MENTIONS WATCHING HOLO STREAMERS THIS WEEKEND. SHE ALSO INCLUDED A 'TIMES SUBJECT TO CHANGE' ON HER SCHEDULE, IN CASE THERE ARE ANY TECHNICAL ISSUES. THUS, GURA IS GOING TO MEET UP WITH AME AND MAYBE HELP HER MOVE. THIS IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION.
>GURA WAS ASKE IF SHE IS MOVING? AND SAID """"NO NO MAYBE"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHmQP7kmvE&t=1016s IF THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING PROOOF THEN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT IS.
>BUT OHH NYOO SHE IS JUST RECORDING STUFF
FOR FUCKS SAKE SSHE IS NOT LABELING HER SHIT AND PUTTING HER SHIT ON BOXES FOR NOTHINGG AND SPECIALLY FOR RECORDING. SHE IS MOVING WITH AMELIA H. WATSON AND THEY WILL GET THEIR LONG AWAITED IRL SEEEEEEX WHEN THAT FUCKING HAPPENS

>>1812487
Whos holding the trident here?

>>1812275
I want to meet a KFP so we can beat the shit out of each other
t. KFP

>>1812427
both owners of a talking grub plush

>>1812461
since we never see Kiara's back, it looks like her shorts is connected to her shirt?

I was under the impression that chicken really doesn't shut the fuck up in collabs recently, so I went through the Uno collab and did a bit like the Anon from yesterday who picked random segments and noted who was talking, except I tried to be slightly more scientific and took measurements of who was talking for every minute on the dot, right at the :00 mark.
Here's what I found

Kiara talking: 46 instances
Mori talking: 16 instances
Gura talking: 13 instances
Ina talking: 15 instances

While some of this could be explained by Kiara taking it upon herself to explain the game's rules, I was still surprised by how biased towards her these stats are. She *literally* talked more than all other three members combined.

Additionally, I gathered this fun little stat: number of interruptions/talking over. Every time another girl was talking, but Kiara was talking over them, or making a noise loud enough to make what the girl was saying hard to understand, I marked it down as an interruption. I didn't count times where another girl cut into one of Kiara's sentences (these get counted under Kiara talking), nor did I count Kiara laughing, or replying to another girl organically (interjecting things like "yeah" to indicate you're following along in a conversation). Here are the stats:

Mori: Interrupted by Kiara 37% of the time (6/16 instances)
Gura: Interrupted by Kiara 38% of the time (5/13 instances)
Ina: Interrupted by Kiara 60% of the time (9/15 instances)

There wasn't much of the other girls talking over each other, or even talking over Kiara, so I didn't write down these stats. (It probably happened once or twice for each girl). A couple instances of 3+ girls talking, laughing together, or general chaos where nobody dominated the conversation at that exact moment were also excluded, which is why these totals come a little under the full time of the collab.

Some other fun stats:
Kiara says "I'm gonna shit those pants real good" at exactly 47 minutes.
Kiara claims that she pooped in everyone's pants at exactly 1 hour 40 minutes.

Roboco stop smoking it's bad for your health..

Done with Gura stream.
Done with this thread.
What a great night and good night all, I'm very happy today.

>>1812383
The heartbeat on Gura's membership stream was actually Ame. It was so fast because she was eating her out under the desk for the full length of the stream

>>1812439
But isn't it on Thursday?

>>1812449
Only if it's with Mori. I'm not attracted to other real women.

Am I done? If not who's next?

>>1812445
nope

>>1812427
I can't wait for both of them to collab, only to get really excited and go quiet for a second, only to return and there to only be grub sounds and giggles for a good 5 minutes.
Also, stop posting those you fucker.

>That coughing
Oh god is Roboco okay? Why are Roboco, Mio, Suisei and Ayame fucking dying with the coughing currently?

>>1812478
FUCK YOU ROBOCO I'M NOT GONNA PLAY APEX

>>1812508
You wouldn't stand a chance faggot
t.kfp

>>1812292
Anon, this is Choco we're talking about.

>>1812506
BASED BASED BASED

Post cute art of your oshi and who else you watch besides them

>>1812506
BASED

>>1812506
I don't even try to read a word of this anymore but here's your "based."

>>1812514
okay

>>1812506
BASED NEVER TAKE YOUR MEDS

>>1812478

>>1812383
Gura and Ame are good friends.
Kiara and Mori agreed to play the TakaMori on stream
Ina Ina Inaaa

>>1812346
Hoodie needs teeths

>>1812275
I love Kiara and Gura equally. I'm fine getting cucked by a KFP but would actually seethe if it's a chumbud

>>1812527
RBCs been sick for a while now. She's been trying not to cough in her streams recently but she did take a break because of it

>>1812266
She did say that but she also was hyping up last weekend, I guess it could have been implied that she might mention what was going on because of that.

>>1812507

>>1812506
guramefags are seriously losing their grip on reality

>>1812514
Number crunchers need to be inducted into forced labor. Fucking nerd faggots.

>>1812478

>>1812465
Maybe so, but the other anon's right. Visit the split thread sometime and you'll understand.

>>1812514
No one cares, let it go.

>>1812526
Ame?