/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>18131530
I have a nun fetish

I watched a few debuts recently and witnessed the girls numbers drop from three digits, to less than 20, to less than 10 in some cases over the course of a couple weeks. I don't particularly find them interesting, but I feel guilty if I don't help them with my view, which I'm not even sure if youtube is counting or not. I honestly don't think any of them are going to make it. Were they prepared for this to happen? What could be going through their minds right now?

>>18131530
I wasn't done bullying deadbeats yet.

/meat/ got me

I only look forward to the feet threads here...

I once tried to turn multiple Teamate anons gay in an attempt to create my own harem of cute twink boys.
I was partially successful. The thread died before I could properly finish the job.

>>18131530
I'm subbed to every holo even though i am an EOP

>>18131530
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to have sex with Sister Ame

>>18131530
amelia is no longer my oshi...

I never hated Mori. I was just chasing a trend.

I hated Mori before it was cool

I wanted to sniff Mori's farts before it was a meme. She is perfect for the fetish.

>>18131530
I love Kanatan so much even though i can't understand a word she says.

Reminder that Fubuki and Marine will never mock islam or shinto like they do to Christianity

>>18132258
You have to keep it separate from reality, it's not alright

>>18132221
Making a debut for indies is weird, they spend so long building hype when they could just start streaming

>>18133107
You're insane. Take this, I'm not sure it will cure the insanity, but it will help you love
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/learnmain.html

>>18131530
I'm a full-on unityfag for EN but I've still been shitposting about Mori regularly for the last month.

I only watch 2views, I come here to laugh at corporate drama

>>18133700
Islam is nonexistent in Nipland, and Shinto is a cultural accessory.
Christianity, on the other hand, is an invasive pest that already got BTFO in the past for telling Japs their honored ancestors were burning in hell lmao

Sister, i think this is the end, it not going to all crash and brun in one day, but slowly and surely decay. It been fun, it really is.

>>18134250
Wowee that didn't go too well for them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/26_Martyrs_of_Japan

>>18132308
my brother. start scrolling pixiv and find some good shit, throw it in the thread and it'll last a bit longer

>>18131530
Lost my trust to hags after finding out Rushia, Mori and Pomu all have BFs. Indie trash are worse and encourage that cuckshit behaviour, someone like Kana. Yes, I'm a Unicorn and no I'm not sorry. You can't trust anyone anymore. Not JP corpos, not EN corpos and especially not indies. I feel like I've lost all joy in life.

>>18135094
They'll never love you, they deserve to be happy too.

>>18135094
You should focus on bettering yourself and putting yourself in situations that improve your chances of meeting a woman that can actually reciprocate your feelings, anon.

>>18131530
I believe Rushia will clarify all this by tomorrow morning.

>>18135094
>Pomu has a bf
Israel? And here I wanted her to fuck my oshi...
just suck less at living or something faggot, maybe find another hobby, practice a sport, start a project

>>18134683
>In the aftermath of the San Felipe incident of 1596,[3] 26 Catholics – four Spaniards, one Mexican, one Portuguese from India (all of whom were Franciscan missionaries), three Japanese Jesuits, and 17 Japanese members of the Third Order of St. Francis, including three young boys – were, on the orders of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, arrested in January 1597, tortured, mutilated, and paraded through towns across Japan, then on February 5, 1597, executed by crucifixion, then being speared while on the crosses, in Nagasaki
>Nagasaki
Why is it whenever something fucked up happens in Japanese history, Nagasaki always pops up? That place has a bad karma rap sheet a mile wide, no wonder it got the bomb.

>>18135367
Allegedly they "broke up" but I don't trust that at all. It seems far too convenient. I don't know what to trust anymore.

>>18135094
Have you considered using a dating app?

>>18135629
I don't feel like wasting my time with some gold digger whore who will admit to cheating week one.

>>18135779
The whole point of dating apps is to filter people you don't like anon.
Worst case scenario, you find no one, have wasted maybe 20 minutes of your life, and are left no worse off than you were before.

>>18135551
>>18135367
There is zero evidence to support this pomu rrat, and a lot of evidence to the contrary. Also I'd prefer pomu get railed by hundreds of men, rather than be exposed to kiara.

>>18135900
serious question, are you a woman?

>>18135629
I'm not them but I really, really dislike dating apps. I honestly prefer meeting people by happenstance, through mutual acquaintances and through shared hobbies or professions. Since I am someone who dislikes dating apps on principle I am wary of people who date or meet new people exclusively through them

>>18131530
i confess the other nabi-sensei daughters look much better than ame.

>>18131530
I love the rest of holomyth but I'm a full-on anti for Ame for no real reason other than that she gets on my nerves. I try not to be too much of a dick about it, but don't always succeed.

I'm a fandead

>>18131530
I want to see Gura wearing a diaper that just barely peeks out below her hoodie.

>>18135094
>Yes, I'm a Unicorn
Unironically kill yourself

>>18135900
>>18135629
Dating apps are fucking awful, if you want to find someone, you have to actually meet people face to face. For most online neets, dating apps seem like a really attractive choice, but they'll almost always drive you down the path of being an incel, rather than improve your life.

>>18135094
Join the chumbuds Gura is just as much a hopeless loser when it comes to having a relationship as we are. The shark legitimately lived in a house that is more mold than house, she is just as much of a woman-child as we are man-children, and she can hardly even take care of herself.

Friendly reminder that there is nothing on the other side, all your problems and sadness will be gone forever, you can rest easy. All you need to do is be brave ONE in your sad and pathetic life. Don't be afraid, be released, be finally happy.

>>18136047
I'm a guy.

>>18136556
I can't, I'm an optimist.
I believe that things will get better eventually.

>>18131530
I masturbated to Gura's members story 7 times yesterday and another 3 times today.

>>18131530
i was a deadbeat until i found calli's roommate

I've jacked it twice to the thought of Rushia cucking me already.

>>18137894
jesas, just her using a t shirt to wipe?

>>18137894
How do you have that much time or desire to jack off

>>18131530
I sometimes larp as a nip and send sent sc to pissed furea off just so she could rant and scold me. And yes i masturbate while she goes on a rant

I like Mori and Rushia.
I also really enjoy these threads of hordes of manchildren crying over nothing. Fueling the fire is also quite entertaining.

>>18138837
Can you tell me why deadbeats are like that?

>>18131530
I play both sides of the Rushia situation to bait retards into arguing with each other.

I'm genuinely sad because I want to be with Noel but I know that even if she's actually single like her roommate claims, I lived in Japan, I spoke Japanese, and I knew everything to say at the right times, I'd still never meet her because she never leaves her apartment.

>>18135094
There's literally zero real evidence that Mori has a boyfriend currently.

Mind you I'm not saying she hasn't gotten railed by plenty of dudes, but the meme comic isn't "proof" she's dating conur lol

I am a few weeks from turning 26. I am completely unhappy with my life even after doing all the standard self improvement shit. I am completely reliant on a GFE vtuber for happiness/personal fulfillment because outside of these last few months with her, the only time I was happy since 2014 were when I was on vacation in Japan for 2 weeks.
I'm utterly terrified of what will happen if she ever gets revealed to have a boyfriend (which she probably will at some point, the only question is when). Whenever that happens, if my life hasn't improved to the point I can bear life without using her as an emotional crutch then I'll probably blow my brains out.

>>18139627
No one truly believes she's dating connor, look at her. She has no chance.

>>18139774
Umm, pic not related, right?

>>18139872
It's funny how the essence of Mori dating Connor rrats is putting down Connor's looks to below average so that he is within Mori's batting league.

>>18139913
Pic not related, just a sad image. Mumei isn't even GFE at all.

I stopped watching Ame and Gura to start watching Fauna.
I can't escape.

>>18135629
Who the fuck uses those cesspits? Are you stupid?

>>18139774
what is the scope of "all the standard self improvement shit"?

>>18139978
What those have taught me is that /vt/ loves conner more than they ever cared about Mori.

>>18139774
If you've done everything to fix your life so that your circumstances aren't the problem, and you're still miserable, you might just legit have a chemical imbalance in your brain and need medication. I generally tend to advise people against that but I do think it's valid if you can't point to an outside situation you can fix.

i am femanon

>>18140524
Why aren't you a chuuba yet? Even if you're crap at it, being a biological female pretty much guarantees a few thousand subscribers before too long. Maybe tens of thousands if you do the GFE thing.

>>18139774
How about instead of chasing the girlfriend experience you first do the friend experience, with like a real person who responds to you and cares about you? Once you build up a social circle, a girlfriend will come naturally some time later.

When I was in high school my neighbor's computer broke and she asked me to fix it. She said it was full of pictures of her husband who died that year and her kids when they were younger, but I could do whatever I had to do to get it working again. I don't know why she thought me playing CSS all day meant I knew how to fix her computer problems, but I decided I would try to install linux on it to see if that worked, because I always wanted to try it out, it didn't, and the hdd was clearly wiped along with all the pictures. I felt bad about it, but later I found out one of her kids was talking a lot of shit about me behind my back so maybe it was all karma.

>>18131530
I've jerked off to Watamelon before, and I have no regrets.

>>18140524
don't worry, that's not a sin. yet.

>>18140922
>but I decided I would try to install linux on it to see if that worked, because I always wanted to try it out, it didn't, and the hdd was clearly wiped along with all the pictures.
Jesus Christ, anon. You fucking moron.

>>18140886
not him, but goddamn do I hate advice like this because it's correct but understates the difficulty of actually building up a social circle of people you actually like. shit seriously takes years of effort

>>18131530
I fucked Mori and Rushia and I'll do it again.

>>18140089
I went to a decently prestigious university & got a pretty well paying job because I was told I had to accomplish something. It didn't help at all. Lifting was shilled as the #1 cure for depression + "gyms are a great place to make friends". I'm pretty fit now but hate actually lifting, literally noone cares about your body if your face/hairline is shit (as mine are and it's all genetics so transplants aren't an option) and I've literally never had a real conversation at the gym no matter how many people I talked to. I have never seen anyone at my gym talk to people they didn't go in with so it's not just me being an autist.
>>18140233
I tried a lot of different antidepressants before. All of them made my depression worse but wellbutrin. Wellbutrin did help, but also gave me cripplingly bad anxiety attacks so I stopped taking it.
>>18140886
I had friends at various points in my life, but all of them are either married and only will do things if their wives are involved or get into retarded high school tier drama and exhaust me. I moved for school and work a few times so I never have friends for longer than a few years, and with this Covid bullshit there still aren't many opportunities to meet new people in real life. Online friends don't afford any opportunities to meet girls unfortunately.

>>18140524
Unless you're a troon that is not a sin.

>>18141052
That's the line of thinking that leads you to failure.
If you want something, chase it.
If you want a friend, go to bars, visit galleries, go to events about any hobby you enjoy, or start on your computer. If you make 100 connections, at leas 1 should be close to real.
Same with the gf thing. Take a fucking shower, dress neatly, walk straight and fucking TALK.
That's all you have to do to start: communicate with other people.
Everything else that leads to inaction is an excuse. You won't get better at talking or knowing people without doing so and mess up one or two potential relationships.
If you're not willing to change yourself to achieve a goal, it's totally on you.

>>18140762
poor + potato pc, maybe someday anon

all this time, i genuinely wanted the rushia/mafu rumors to be true

I still like Rushia, maybe I'm a cuck.

>>18141319
If you ever do it, good luck. I've been thinking on trying it myself, but I suffer from a disease that doesn't allow me to do anything of the sort. It's called having a penis
>>18141058
At least clean those onaholes. They're building nasty fungi.

>>18141472
Speaking as a fellow penis-haver that's getting into vtubing, I think what you might actually be suffering from is bitchmade nigga syndrome

>>18141534
Kinda how did you know? I'm also from SA, so I'm in a terminal state

>>18141311
I think it's naive to assume that I'm saying this as an excuse for inaction, it's the complete opposite - for certain personalities, no matter what you're doing, becoming a more "social" person is literally going to be the hardest thing in your life, there's just no way around doing it so you have no choice. I think martial arts can make the process better by drilling into your head early on that the whole thing is just a process of getting your ass kicked until you're even halfway decent, but I think for people to stick with this shit there needs to be some kind of honesty that it's not as simple as
>Take a fucking shower, dress neatly, walk straight and fucking TALK
because life is a crapshoot and there's no way around that

>>18141967
Sounds like you're thinking too much about how hard it is instead of ways to make it easier for you.
I'm saying this as a guy literally on the spectrum. During all my school years I made around 8 friends and I have contact with only 3 of them. On Uni? I made tons, and most were by just listening to them and just talk about whatever. One needed a help with a password for his mail acc, and after that we were inseparable until he moved out.
Of course it's hard to make any kind of human connection, but if you truly want one, you need to stop thinking and get out of your comfort zone.
Unless, you don't really want a human conection, and just want to feel less lonely. If that's the case, no matter how many friends you get, it'll only get worse. Therapy helps a lot with that. Talking from experience.

>>18141796
Good grief man, have some self respect. Do you mean South Africa or South America? Either way, that doesn't have anything to do with it. If you really want something you need to work for it. Put in the effort instead of disqualifying yourself from something

Places like this and just relentless vtuber viewing has put the idea in my head that women that are or near to smelly, unkempt, NEET's are appealing to me. One's like Pekora, Ina, Botan, etc...

I swear it wasn't put onto me before but after sometime it's been itching away at my mind. A break would be a good way to fade this feeling

>>18142288
>Sounds like you're thinking too much about how hard it is instead of ways to make it easier for you.
I only speak bluntly like this when faced with generic "advice" that gives false hope to loner types that they can change who they are easily. It's not easy, and when you try to tell people it is they only sink deeper into hopelessness. It ironically only gets any "easier" (i.e. doable) when you accept that it's not going to be easy at all.

>>18142505
I've started to feel similarly anon. Not for that obviously, but I'm a semi-hikki (I leave my apartment for basic life tasks like exercise & buying food, but am permanently WFH so I don't have any IRL conversations and all my friends are online ones). I've realized I want someone who is happy to live similarly, but unless I can find some random girl in a similar career path (unlikely since it's like 70% dudes) NEET girls or borderline ones are my only hope.

>>18142862
>>18142505
I personally dont mind going that route, but I also know that if i do that eventually im going to lose what little social skills i have left. Last time i tried something like this it lasted 2 months and the first time i went out I nearly screamed from someone making eye contact

>>18131530
If my oshi pulled a yab like that i would probably fap and just convince myself it's for the best. I have never been into NTR, but I would jumpstart it for my oshi.

>>18140052
literally me

I'm considering dropping vtubers now that GFE is ruined

>>18131530
Sorry Ame...
I enjoy making koikatsu scene with your character card

>>18142505
It's true, am female NEET who goes days without showering sometimes; I think the main problem is we don't go out often. It's the exception than the norm though, so the girls you meet IRL should be normal and shower daily.

>>18146887
But transwomen are more likely to be like you, right?

I'm lazy, I don't want to work again

>>18131530
I bought Rushia daki cover and by the time it arrived I found someone else, someone much better. regret the money spent desu

>>18131530
Irl friend who's a regular vt jp told me he found senzawa sex tape but didn't save the vid, so now i'm frantically looking for it.

>>18136206

>>18131530
I can't help but enjoy the chaos even though I know full well I shouldn't.

>>18131530
I don't care about rushia and her pathetic fancucks

>>18140957
You monster! would you do it again though

>>18131915
Catholic here. Same. I just blur crosses and pretend it's some nip isekai church which it probably is.

>>18142527
Precisely. It only is easy once you fail, and if you can get up and go back at it again, it'll be easier.
But it's generic advice because movies and media have put in people's mind that there's a secret formula to be popular or get a significant other, but reality is it's as boring as "get out and talk to people".
Most couples meet at school, work, or places where a common interest is celebrated. This applies to friends to, since gf/bf are just best friends you fuck with (and you can tell when it's not easily).
It's "easy", but it's not "simple". I gave you the tips and the advice needed. Knowing is the "easy" part. The hard part is for you to take action instead of romantizicing your loneliness or justifying your own suffering.
I can tell already that you're an anxious person. I get it, I am too, diagnosed by 3 professionals. We tend to sabotage our own happiness by rejecting any and all advice with lame excuses just to hide our fear of the future consequences.
What can you do to overcome this? Easy answer: go to therapy. A couple of sessions with a decent expert is good enough, you don't need to go full years to find it out.
Hard answer: whenever you realize your shy demeanor and inactive personality starts to take over and sabotaging you, just say "FUCK IT" and blindly jump into action.
I made some precious friends by doing that, and at first you'll want to die, but you'll realize eventually that it's just fear of rejection, and the worst thing they can tell you is "no". After that happens, life continues, and many more people will accept who you are, faults and all.
Have a good day anon.

>>18140957
But have you tried cutting a hole in a smaller watermelon?
Just make sure it's warm-ish, sticking your dick in cold things feels awful.

>>18140524
Is Luna a daughter friend experience for you?

>>18142448
You're right. I meant south of 'Murrica.
But you're right. I'll try to become a pngtuber eventually and lurk the indie threads for advice once my life is in order.
All I can promise is a girly design and a maleish voice. Much success anon.

I arrived late multiple times to my oshi's stream because I was masturbating and forgot the time

>>18160453
>I gave you the tips and the advice needed
You didn't "give" me shit, and you don't give "give" anyone shit because they don't need it. It's a personal decision, either you accept the process of getting better at things sucking and improve or you don't.

>>18161171
Well, if you don't want to improve yourself, fuck off and stop being a bitch. Why even post your retarded non-worries if you don't want help?
Maybe the problem is you, which most certainly is the case. You skulk around playing the victim and when anyone tries to help, you justify your own faults if they don't give you immediate relief. Truth is, you are the problem.
Did what I can to cheer you up
Go die in a ditch you waste of human life.

>>18135094
Absolutely based. I am of the same sentiment.

>>18161478
What I'm telling you is that people don't need to read long ass walls of text by you to slowly but manageably improve socially over time. Self help is fundamentally a joke because it's literally just a personal decision of accepting that improvement is hard.

You even admit it:
>The hard part is for you to take action instead of romantizicing your loneliness or justifying your own suffering

>>18131915
Sister Claire chads?

>>18131530
I shitpost about Mori all the time, but I actually like her, and respect her talents

I don't think I have a shot with my oshi.
We're both looking to marry someone rich to live a n easy life.

>>18132308
We must keep them alive.

>>18135629
Being swiped left by multiple women, I consider average only helps erase the last bit of self-confidence I have left. I'm tired of getting hurt.

>>18131530
I hope this yab means people will take a step back and just enjoy the streams instead of falling for parasocial stuff. It's sad that people got burned but that's how you learn your lesson.

I don't feel like jerking off today so I'm probably going to break off my streak.

I know the truth about Rushia & MafuMafu.

I still believe Rushia.

>>18135178
> they deserve to be happy too
they can retire a millionaire and marry whoever they want you pathetic white knight
you dont have to fuck someone every year of your life to be happy
>>18136243
go back

>>18135094
>You can't trust anyone anymore
You couldn't trust them to begin with. We tried to warn you, you didn't listen. What you're looking for is outright impossible.
>>18136498
You're delusional if you think gura couldn't find a bf, or at least isn't sexually active. She's way, WAAAAAAY better than the average lonely fujo we find on 4chan, meaning it's not anywhere as hard for her to get some dick. Wake up.
>>18139027
It's worse once you realize that even if you lived next to her, even if you had the perfect chance... why would she pick you? Girl is a 9/10 AT LEAST
>>18141052
Start doing shit that'll put in the same circles as people. Study, hobbies, take dance lessons, whatever. The specific abilities you have at your disposal areonly known to you, but everyone has something they can use, even if it's just looking like bait for an extrovert to pick you up.
>>18141154
I'm sorry for you anon, but it's all lies. You're just projecting the image, the idea of the ideal woman over someone wearing a pretty mask online. Not sure what'll help you.
>>18141967
I think the point they are trying to push through is that you won't get anywhere without constant effort. You won't climb the stairs to the rooftop if you don't climb the steps. Of you can't move your legs? I'm so sorry. You still won't get there if you don't climb, use your hands if you have to.
>>18142527
It's never easy anon. In fact it's exactly because it's not easy to change yourself that you have to start early and keep at it. Men cannot change themselves without suffering as they are both state and sculptor and all that.

>>18131530
Ame is my oshi but I will never pay for a membership or send a superchat. I do buy her merch though.

>>18165781
shush

>>18165836
fuck off

>>18166020
shush

>>18132221
It's too late, it's been too late for at least 2 years now, now it's solely luck based, just like starting out on youtube now either requires you to propose extremely unique and niche content, or have enough money and skill to produce very high quality right even if it's your very first videos, you dont have the time to get better at what you do anymore, you need to be perfect from the start to compete.

Also they pander to the wrong communities, their twitter are filled with lgbt talk and jokes, they play shit like Genshin, they keysmash etc. I can't quite put a word on this type of person but I think you get the idea.

>>18165821
Gura really is a barometer for how well a person understands the difference in having the capacity for charisma and someone's actual tendency to leave the house and force their self into social situations.

>>18166880
Holy cope, batman. Watch as you make her your Rushia, people said the same shit and here we are

>>18134250
>Christianity, on the other hand, is an invasive pest that already got BTFO in the past for telling Japs their honored ancestors were burning in hell lmao
Missionaries were literally under the protection of Oda, are you actually retarded enough to believe they'd try to convince populations to join christianity by telling them their dead old man was burning in hell?
They'd talk about heaven and shit related to it, which was a concept that was nonexistent in neither shinto nor buddhism, and that was an actually very attractive idea. It was actually getting so successful, influential japs started seeing at as a threat to shinto doctrine. Hence why the next emperor decided to repress them.

>>18167107
Her growing past her weird, nasty behavior and finding a relationship would actually be the most satisfying thing to watch her do as a viewer, even if it would piss off the actual degenerates who want her to be just like them forever.

>>18165830
Why don't you get the membership?

>>18131530
I've jerked off to the idea of raping Mafumafu's boypussy and forcing Rushia to watch. I have no interest in any of the drama or either of them, I just think it would be hot/funny.

There is literally nothing wrong with wearing Hawaiian shirts.

>>18167114
>which was a concept that was nonexistent in neither shinto nor buddhism
every culture has 'heavenly realms'
though the Christian interpretation was certainly new

>>18139774
oh nyo

>>18140762
not them but I am at such a low point that I fantasize about becoming a 2view so that maybe one person, just one would saviorfag me and I could have someone who cares about me for once

I secretly hope Rushia marries Mafumafu and that they announce it on stream so every unicorn commits ritual suicide during the ceremony

I’m a filthy cheater and proud. Fauna is too good to not watch.

>used to exclusively search for anal in any porn
>loves big boobs and wide hips
>the ara ara onee-san and mommy plays gets me rock hard
>married a younger, 155cm, flat and petite in stature girl with a bit of a brattish streak

I never gave thought of anal with her for years, mostly mating presses. I...I went somewhere wrong didn't I?

>>18168872
I'm also cheating on my oshi with Fauna. At last I get why people commit adultery.

>>18131530
I forgot to floss even tho my desist told me to. Can I be forgiven?

>>18169730
No. A healthy mind comes from healthy gums.

>>18131530
I falseflag as so many fanbases, I don't even watch streams anymore

>>18169730
Your soul is as dirty as your gums. There's no salvation for you nor your teeth.

>>18167390
I refuse to give Youtube a single cent.

>>18169225
anon, you are a closet homosexual if anal means that much to you

I dropped my membership for one girl recently and actually ended up replacing it with another girl I'm starting to like more and more. Neither are my kamioshi or anything, I have one chuuba I put above both of them so it's not like I'm replacing my main. The one who's membership I dropped I still like, but she streams at less convenient times for me and I just was rarely able to catch all her members content live, which is pretty chat interactive, and also don't want more than 2-3 memberships at most anyway so it just didn't feel worth it. But now, especially since replacing the membership with another, I feel pangs of guilt watching her streams and especially chatting sometimes and have actually avoided watching a couple live that I could have last few days.

I am considering to distance myself from my affection for Marine. I really do like her, and I think she's one of the most plausible vtubers to really be fucking her boyfriend before or after the streams. I just thought that if I think of her as anime character and not a real person then I'd be able to take it smoothly. But after recent development with Rushia, I started to doubt if I could be mature about it.

>>18140524
Tits or GTFO, you know the rules.

>>18169225
How did you even manage to get married

>>18140524

>>18172763
based oldfag

>>18140922
What did you learn that day?

>>18131530
I don't even watch Vtubers
I'm just here for the company

I've been pouring all my free time into japanese when I should really be learning spanish since I recently moved to a spanish speaking country.
I just love my animal eared anime girls too much to care about real life right now.

I do not watch vtubers because I find them boring. I am just here to spread drama and rats

i'm in the process of becoming a chuuba because i have given up on real life!

>>18173151
you get what you pay for frfr

>>18174811
I'm interested in it, but I'm a male with a shitty voice.
Back before Discord was big, I used to be a 5-10 view facecam streamer on twitch though most of those viewers were online or IRL friends. I love the idea of becoming a vtuber, but I'm an American guy with a mediocre voice so it just seems like I'd be destined for 2view hell & I don't enjoy streaming enough for it to be worth it.

>>18168335
Based Margaritaville citizen

>>18160659
That's the spirit man. Good luck!

I'm a faggot and I get off from hearing how horny anons get when posting ecchi art of my oshi

>>18140922
>I felt bad about it, but later I found out one of her kids was talking a lot of shit about me behind my back so maybe it was all karma.
You deleted photos of a woman's late husband by formatting her harddrive instead of just using gparted live from a CD or USB drive. You probably deserved all that shittalk, anon.

>>18174811
Don't give up entirely. You need to have things to talk about if you're going to try to become an entertainer

>>18168872
>>18169614
Fauna's your oshi now you just don't know it

I am a nijifan shitposting about hololive using rushia incident. And I am not sorry

I want a golden age of Rushi ntr so I can beat my dick raw

The internet has become a cesspool of trannies who think they stand to gain from women being whores and delusional retards who actually consider a streamer to be their pretend girlfriend. This is getting out of hand.

With all the covid shit I was bored & didn't have to spend a bunch of time in the office or obligated to go to social functions so I started eating a lot healthier & going to the gym more often. I'm fairly fit now and way more attractive than I was when it started (probably a solid 6 or 7/10 factoring in my mediocre face).
Most of my hobbies are male dominated and bars aren't my scene, so I tried online dating and am totally baffled by how the fuck everyone got so goddamn fat. Almost every girl will have 3-4 pictures of them ebfore ine taken more recently where they look 30+ lbs heavier. What the fuck was everyone ekse doing with all the covid free time? It's not like going into the office was some strenuous activity that burned a lot of calories + it's way easier to make your own (healthy) lunch when working from home + people aren't going out to bars or anything.

>>18131530
i don't care about Rushia, I'm just a drama whore

>>18140922
you're a fucking moron and deserve the shit talk

>>18131530
I am dating a vtuber at the moment, and I am jealous at how much attention she gets from horny men, and I want her to stop doing it. So I sent her a discord message during her stream, fully knowing the implications.

>>18179709
based paypig destroyer

>>18179709
Is she big? How big we talkin?

I think this entire board should be nuked.
Watching a streamer isn't a sexual act but 99% of the people on this board act like it is. You've actually turned into the vtuber fan stereotype and you did it with flying colors

>>18131530

twitch streamers and webcam streamers are so fucking boring after discovering hololive I have no idea how anyone can buy into that nepotistic shit where every streamer just picks one of the three personas they all share.

You want my real genuine confession? No limits, nothing off the table? Fine.
The captcha on this board is too fucking hard.

>>18181661
It was harder when it refused to load or complained about failing to post.

>>18181661
The caotcha filtered me so hard I bought a 4chan pass because I'd rather not waste the time/effort dealing with it

>>18181661
I don't know why but my brain just werks with this captcha

The Jewgle one took me several minutes when it asked you with those slow ass images that faded away. This one you just move the slider and type what you see

My friend was about to sit next to me and I saw an umbrella leaning between us so I lightly pushed it over so that he put his full weight into it as it fell toward his anus and he tried to sit.

>>18182536
based looney toon

>>18135094

literally any woman over 18 worth looking in the direction of or talking (even fat/obese women) to has a boyfriend or a fwb. there aren't exceptions. soon as you accept this reality it gets easier. the only way you get laid is cucking someone or else chasing someone who is mentally handicapped to the point where they require a 24/7 nurse.

>>18131530

I display unicorn tendencies toward vtubers that aren't my oshi. It irrationally upsets me if they have boyfriends or whatever.

However, my one true oshi, I couldn't care less. I want her to be happy no matter what and if that includes her finding a romantic interest that isn't me, that is 100% logical and I feel no malice or anger or anything. In fact I'll keep my membership and still superchat and watch her.

What does that make me?

>>18183048
Cuck.

>>18131530
I'm actually fucking autistic.
I used to eat my own cum.
I was a poorfag and my mom and I shared a room. I jacked off at night anyways.
I tried to commit suicide by swallowing half a bottle of painkillers.
I do autistic shit like dress edgy at work and almost got fired for it (trump hat, empty ammo pouches on my belt)

>>18169225
>married a younger petite bratty girl
sounds like you matured

I've forgetten how to make a good smash burger and now i can only make decent burgers which taunt me.

>>18131530
yesterday I finally broke my no fap over tan loli armpits
since then I came an additional six times
really trying to quit but I fucked up..it sucks you back in so fast

>>18169225
>married a younger, 155cm, flat and petite in stature girl with a bit of a brattish streak
You became hentai character irl and married someone who needed cock correction.

>>18182536
Based rat of chaos

>>18183934
Don't fight it. Embrace it.

>>18181661
I used to think that too, then I git gud.

>>18169225
Porn is just porn, real relationships aren't as stuck down to types and fetishes

>>18131530

I can't watch male vtubers.
None of them are interesting and the main thing I enjoy from watching streams is watching people do things I'm bad at or can't do. There is nothing any male vtubers out there are doing that I can't do myself.

>>18131530
I started watching 2views and realized I didn't need my oshis.

Had a lot of fun sending weird marshmallows so they can read them out in dialects.

>>18183522
>I used to eat my own cum.
why

>>18185781
protein's protein

>>18160287
kek

>>18131530
I used to be a saviorfag, I would "save" small indies and sad chuubas because I want to make them feel happy about doing what they want. Until I realized that I was only doing it to make myself better and feel like I was apart of some great quest. Now I feel like they would rather have me talking and having fun in their chat then me trying to save them.

>>18136556
I prefer to suffer and be a witness to the downfall of humanity, thanks

>>18131530
i'm only interested in vtubers for roomate dox and rrats. i derive zero enjoyment from watching them and only want drama and damage. i'm sorry.

>>18135551
Any screenshots? I might no longer be Pomu.

>>18160631
no she’s my little sister

>>18131530
I like teasing my oshi because her reactions are cute and I worry someday I'll take it too far.

>>18177895
The invention of internet and its consequences have been disastrous for mankind.

I like my oshi's mother game content more than my actual oshi's game content.
She plays things I've never heard of instead of generic gacha or flavor of the month.

>>18131530
I am genuinely disgusted by Rushia and will probably never watch her stream again.

>>18131530
After watching Pikamee on Ironmouse's stream last night I just can't watch her anymore, I didn't think I could be as disgusted as I was when she admitted to some as repulsive as liking Maroon 5
Dropping her for good.

After seeing Shirara's recent tweet, I can't help but think that she's an absolute garbage person. If a GFE "oh I'll never find anyone IRL" vtuber who is actively trying to grift permavirgins with $ has a bf, that's pretty shitty. To go out and try making fun of them when you were more than glad to try to take their $ is just a total lack of morality or empathy

When I was 10 years old my family swapped houses with another family to go on a holiday and I slept in a girl's bedroom, around my age.
I masturbated using her underwear. I wish I hadn't, I like big sisters characters.

>>18157869
Yes.

>>18135094
You need to make yourself happy instead of entrusting that happiness with others. Watching chuubas is like a drug, nice in moderation and fine if you know what you're doing, but it doesn't help in the long run and can actively hurt you if you fuck up with it.

>>18160463
No, I had a plush maker, make me a Watamelon plush.

I don't care at all about the Rushia drama, but I'll pretend I understand how the industry works and make predictions about what's going to happen to her re: SCs and the possibility of graduation even though I can't read Japanese beyond a first grade level and don't know what JP fans are saying

I don't like watching VODs but I hardly have time to watch streams live and i feel like im missing out a lot. I mainly just keep up with EN's twitters and consoom fanart and 1 minute clips.

>>18192621
I never watch VODs, I just assume she hates me for streaming at a time I can't watch.

>>18131530
There's this chuuba from a flip corpo
Someone made a thread about her time ago, and I decided to follow her on Twitter but I've never bothered to watch her streams
The only reason I keep tabs on her is because she's a mesugaki who even draws her own cunny art
If anyone is interested: @Virgil_KoMETA

>>18131530

I spent the day stirring up threads on this board despite not watching a single Rushia stream. All because I got reminded that anything you believe to be a genuine part of character behind the vtuber mask can, and probably will, be fake.

If were to fuck either Marine's or Noel's roommates, I would film it all and release it the web

The world needs to bask in the glorious sight of their heavenly bodies in heat.

>>18190907

ive been falseflagging as both nousagi and 35p on /hlg/ to incite fanbase wars to break apart pekomiko fans

Bump

>>18194678
I was 10, I'm sure you've done things you regret too, right?

>>18200010
Yes, I thought your post was interesting enough to deserve some kind of reply.

>>18194385
Do people even know if Marine's ass is that big? Everyone has seen Noel's tits but personally I have never seen Senchou's booty

>>18200010
did you see him say anything? you're the insecure one here.

>>18131530
I only watch ame for her oblivion streams

I hope Rushia cries in her next stream so I can jerk off to it

Sometimes I think about dropping all vtubers and the pointless hobbies I waste my time on and consider doing something with my life that I won't regret years down the line.

>>18192903
>flip corpo
Oh fuk, I didn't know about the cunnytubers in my own country. Thanks my dude.
I've been watching too many foreign cunnytubers, maybe it's time for me to find something local.

>>18195136
Based, PekoMiko fags that still hope for something to happen between them need to neck themselves.

>>18186038
Pretty much just Fate/Hololive at that point.