/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'll do my best

Three words. Naked bald dogeza.

>>18099122
It's unironically simple.
Release the Kronii blunt footage.

>>18099122
I'd have to paint the dude as a schizo. It would not be easy but that's the only way I see.

>>18099680
Anon, no! It's a trap!

Mi = Miko
He was talking to the rapist of hololive
Graduate her and spare Rushia

>>18099122
Myth and ID1 picked up by Harrier jets and flown to Japan for emergency 3D debuts

>>18099122
Public breakup or the first official chuuba relationship are the only gambits I can think of.

>>18099122
Debut HoloID3

>>18099122
Alright tanigoox yagooz I will save your chuuba
>rename myself to the same name that singer uses on discord
>send rushia a bunch of schizo texts including the latest one that was seen on stream
>rushia ''leaks'' it once more
>people realize singerboy is a fucking schizo
>Rushia is seen as the victim
>I get to fuck Rushia as a thanks for saving her carreer
You're welcomed Mr.Tanigox

>>18099122
Gomen Yagoo, she buried herself with this one
I'm out.

>>18099122
She admits everything, apologizes, takes the abuse, and keeps streaming. If she can't handle that she wouldn't be able to handle any alternative.

>>18099122
The only way to defeat one yab is to release another. Time to bring in “The Expert”

https://streamable.com/ntp4ps

>>18099122
Announce the return of summer outfits

>>18099122
Give her character a bulge, essentially replacing her audience

Rushia was a shota the whole time

>>18099122
Speed debut JP7

>>18099122
Paint mafumafu as hardcore, undeniably gay (force him to go with it, which he would for his own safety as well as he has a fujo fanbase) and they have a totally platonic relationship. Have -him- say it, not Rushia. Have him present 'proof' of some kind.

Even so I don't think this would soften the blow much because "I'm coming home" makes it seem like they live together which is a level I don't know anyone can really fix.

Reposting from the number thread:

Mii-chan is actually the nickname for Rushia's cat.
Ever since she posted her cat on her roommate's social media, Mafumafu got interested and obsessed with it.
He befriended Rushia so that he can play with her cat.
He often asked Rushia to send the pictures of her cat through discord for him. Then he roleplayed as if the cat herself contacted him via discord.
Replied things like "Can't wait play with you again." ; "Mii-chan so cute"; "Mii-chan, I'll be home soon".
After Mii-chan died, Mafumafu just can't let it go.
Rushia will post the whole discord conversation.
It was all Mafumafu sending the cat's old photos followed by replies, he was talking to himself.
Sometimes you also see Rushia said to him "please let it go. it hurts me too. but please stop."

Cover should go with this story, the illusion will be regained and her numbers and gachis would eventually return

We need the other girls to come clean about having boyfriends. Start with Mori and put her on a break so she doesn't have to deal with the heat for a while.

>>18099122
NOW!!!

>>18099122
Force her to take one week hiatus. Her gachis will crawl back on their knees for a new dose of that sweet sweet loneliness numbing drug, they have no other choice.

>>18099122
>Save Rushia.
nah
but i will make holotraps gen1

Apology hand-livestream where she rips out her fingernails. All of them.

>>18100026
I’ll fuck both of them.

>>18100549
A bullet is a choice

>>18100474
It's kinda lame but I mean Japanese idol agencies already do go through ridiculous lies covering their asses sometimes, but I think it would probably really push peoples' faith in Cover.

I mean, Cover's rep itself is on the line here, how they handle this, what does it say about their other talents etc. If they handle this badly they could tank SC revenue for many talents and not just Rushia's. So if it's Rushia vs everyone I mean the safest bet is graduation although I feel like Cover really does not have the balls for that. Suspension probably likely but it'd be on some ridiculous trumped up charge.

The issue is even if Cover doesn't kill her off, how will Rushia continue? Her whole endgame with her audience is GFE, she will be forever tainted for that like an athlete found abusing steroids. She has only one option really which is heavy hardcore denial. If she says nothing and Cover says nothing Cover's rep will tank and Rushia may actually-get stalked and fucked with.

>>18100549
It'd take like a fucking year+ for people to maybe soften up about her considering how hard she's tried to exploit their wallets.

>>18099122
Easy, announce a surprise song cover collab, since he's an utaite, and use that as the reason for them being in communication on discord. The narrative would be that he was letting her know when he'd be home so they could record their lines over discord. There'd still be questions about him using an impersonal nickname like that, but that could be explained as mafumafu just being very casual with everyone in private. Rape correction would undoubtedly need to be administered for such a brazen fuck-up, though, so I'd be sure to take care of that too.

>>18099122
Naked dogeza and top 10 gachikoi get to have a go at her for 5 minutes each. If they team up, their time gets accumulated. I think this would be the best solution for everyone.

>>18101012
That's actually almost a good idea, only trouble is rrats had been around about this exact thing from before so now it looks like utter confirmation and to a scale way beyond even what shitposters would have tried to pass off.

>>18099122
Do like Pekora, acknowledge the issue but in a member stream, then stream normally and let time heal things.

>>18099122
Its over for her yagoo the cute schizo GF act is done dead no one with any sense of self respect is gonna buy into it anymore rushia can ether reinvent her character or graduate.

>>18099122
*Marry Rushia*
*Only for myself then*

Everything else doesn't matter.

Have them both confirm that Mafu and Rushia are such good friends they engage in play flirting and have them both deny being in a relationship together. The trick isn't to be serious or somber but cheery, bright, and appear truthful and transparent.

There's no way out. Theres no way to recognize this or say anything that wont fan the flames more. She just needs to do her job normally and pretend nothing happened and use heavy moderation. Even then she'll be getting shit for months, maybe a year.

>>18099122
authentic NTR experience

>>18101029
Not until it's recorded and sold.

Do a head shave stream as a joke, have her play it off as something she did herself and not for any drama. Go back to normal the stream after.

>>18099122
>Save Rushia.
Replace her with Orca. Remove Rushia like she never existed and never talk about it.

everyone gets a one free month to Hololive fanclub

>>18100427
maybe he meant his home, not hers.

>>18099122
ANNOUNCE HOLOX 3D RIGHT NOW

>>18099122
>Anon, I'm told you are the best when it come to PR managing skills. Save Rushia.
"Everything's been taken out of context. Rushia did nothing wrong, has nothing to apologize for, and furthermore we forbid her from apologizing."

"Graduate everyone with a bf"

Bring her and mafu to the niji side. Market it like Crossick. Make millions off of her and Mafu's relationship.

You all know this is the only way this can be turned into something positive. Give her up. It's over. We won.

Already postedd this elsewere, but hear me out, this is the future.

1. 2 days pass from the start of the drama
2. Rushia starts a stream with a "surprise" guest, Mafumafu. They reject the notion of ever having dated dropping full discord logs.
3. Announces that they've recorded a song together and have become friends during that recording. The song will air after the stream.
4. They discuss the recording of the song, mood is high both for both streamers and viewers. Most of have accepted that the drama might not be overblown, some extreme fans are still angry. The stream ends.
5. The song is good, probably the best Rushia has ever been a part of.
6. The ending credits is a photo of Rushia and Mafumafu kissing eachother in the flesh. The photo contains the text: "We weren't dating, but since all of you are such a bunch of whiny bitches we're going to try it out. Wish us the best of luck." The stream fades to black.
7. After the song ends Cover Corp tweets that their talent Uruha Rushia will stop all activities for the foreseeable future.
8. All hardcore fans on both sides kill themselves.

9. 6 Months passes. The talent formerly known as Uruha Rushia tweets on her personal account that she is pregnant and the happiest she's ever been. In the photo of the tweet she rests her hand on her belly along with the hand of a man. Both hands are adorn with engagement rings. Love has found a way.

Murder Urshia and Mafumafu then dump their bodies to Tokyo bay

>>18099122
OK so listen to this boss:
We put this twink faggot in a pillory for all the angry fandead to use his faggy ass until everyone calms down and in the meantime you leave me alone with Rushia so I can rape-I mean correct her in the use of her accounts and to not do that again.

Also graduate Mori. Or we throw her at the angry crowd to be ripped to shreds and hopefully appease them, that's a better idea.

>>18099122
Release the Rushia nude 3D model

Fear not Yag, I'll start by making her collab with TT and Vshojo. I heard popular vtubers do that

>>18106610
hey mori you gonna write an album about this?

>>18099122
I work at Wendys sir

>>18099122
Lean into it
Live sex celebration

>>18100740
>he truly believes this
OH NO NO NO
https://twitter.com/orca_fandead/status/1491854478802587648
Russia's biggest superchatter already back in her embrace after his earlier Twitter breakdown.
Others will follow.

>>18106892
And here, I thought he learned something.

>>18107321
He learned that he needs to send more money to marry her

surely otakmori won't cover this...

>>18107513
I hope he send it directly next time.

>>18099122
Okey, Listen Yagoo.
WHAT IF, mafumafu is actually gay and not only that he date her for his money.
He never touch her because he doesnt fell actrated to her, so with that be safe her image as a pure idol.

>>18100311
But what do you do about the breasts?

>>18101012
Eh, is not bad

>>18108455
leak a tape of mafu getting fucked in the ass by a man

>>18100474
yeah he played with rushias pussy

>>18108455
It's not about mafu it's about Rushia. She's still willingly dating a guy behind her audience's back.

>>18106892
>https://twitter.com/orca_fandead/status/1491854478802587648
lol the tweet that he liked, worrying about Rushia not being able to sleep.

>>18099122
Make her shave her head and apologize

>>18108593
But what if (you) have to be the one to fuck him in the ass cause no one else will/is legally able to do so?

>>18106892
These people have been thoroughly mind broken. That's very impressive.

>>18106892
he's in the Denial phase.

The actual solution is to have Mafumafu "accidentally" "leave on" his camera while he's getting fucked by Soraru (yumejos can't be mad if he's getting dicked by his business partner, and fujos will love it) and also have them both flash a wedding ring that they're wearing. And include some kissing scenes too.
THEN reveal that Rushia actually lives an utaite double life as Mii-P who has been helping After The Rain compose some songs, and Mafumafu was going to her house to compose a love song to Soraru for Valentines day.
Mafumafu fujos and yumes are now ok
Rushia schizos are now ok
And the world has more Japanese twink porn

>>18109063
Even his "breakdown" was mostly just him being a bit downer not even posting rageposts and ended up eating with his sister.
There's more shitposting on jp twitter than there is serious rage aimed at her as well.

Time to hit them with the old razzle dazzle, Yagoo-san-sama. Announce Holostars ID AND EN auditions at the same time. Then let Haachama do another weird ARG thing at the same time. We've got to hit them from as many different angles with as many different distractions as possible.

>>18099836
>kills a new talent to save older talent
i can see this happening

Real answer: There is no way to spin it
You can only hope that fans forgive her.

lol if rushia even goes quiet it'll be to avoid rabid mafujoshi's not fandeads.

>>18109071
Based, but due to Soraru being busy at the moment I'll take his place as the tight mafu bussy fucker
I know I know, it's a huge sacrifice but someone has to do it for the loyal fandead

>>18102570
they live together, so not an option lmao

>>18108953
Have you seen him? He looks prettier and more feminine than most women you see in the states. I'd fuck the hell out of his tender butthole.

>>18099122
The first thing we need to do is graduate Mori. Then Rushia does naked dogeza live on stream. It blows over in a week. You’re welcome, Mr. Tanigo

Release Holostars EN, that's it

>>18099907
Yeah, only way is to claim some user changed a name and sent messaged on the basis of the years old rrats.

Probably won't fully stick but plausibly deniable enough that most gachikoi will buy it for their own mental health

Unironically vague apology that doesn't directly address the incident itself but instead the ire it drew and how it affects people's perception of her content, and that she might change how she performs afterwards. Distractions and silence aren't going to work her whales.

I can see only two options
1. Frame it as a professional relation thing like >>18101012 or >>18103924 said. Might be hard because of the nickname and earlier rrats.
2. Pay some other vtuber that Rushia could plausibly have in her friend list, preferably a GFE one, to take the fall. They could forge some Discord screenshots that show how she was someone else who changed her name to Mafumafu. Motive would be to capitalize on Rushia gachis leaving her. Ideally they would pair this with some alibi on Mafumafu's side.

Jonestown style mass suicide stream with all the members (and her of course)

have rushia execute her boyfriend live in the hololive building lobby

>>18099122
Realistically there's 2 equally valid options

Don't say SHIT and reduce activity but not cut off completely for like, a month, or
Go all in and have her give a vague apology with some emotion behind it, announce a hiatus and have her drop off the face of the earth for a bit

They're similar but that's just because playing for the internet's attention span is the best option, always

>>18099122
I'm sorry Tamigo, this is her only option now.

>>18109310
Not to mention
>kills new talent of an unloved side branch to kill the only person who even remotely ever managed to beat Coco
I'm genuinely only 1 3rd joking. Some nothingburger drug controversy would be more than enough to throw a spanner into the works.

>>18110166
>>Don't say SHIT and reduce activity but not cut off completely for like, a month
How I'd do it would be a more well-executed version of Mori's mini hiatus mixed with Ayame's non-appearances.
Have her appear in collabs without streaming her PoV.
Just remind people she still exists but keep things on the down low.
Bonus points for sending her to collabs that aren't JP so there's an excuse for her to not talk at all.

>>18108953
I'll do what I have to do motherfucker

>>18100306
Brown festival...

>>18109520
First two are damning, but those plushies arent the same one at all

>>18110554
there's one missing where each have a mug that is only sold in pairs

Announce holoRU.
Give one of the 1st gen chuubas a name with "mi" in it.
Hire mafu to write a song for them.
Claim he mistook るしあ for ロシア。

Already done.
>>18103487

>>18110833
Main problem here is that Mafu was running a BFE gambit too, and said LAST WEEK that he doesnt want to make a song with a girl to not break his fans hearts

>>18110943
How does that help? At all??
That rrat literally confirms everything

>>18111148
HolostarsRU it is then.

>>18099122
There's only one way to save this, Tanigo-san. We must create an even bigger yab to drown out this one. I propose we assassinate someone from Nijisanji and claim that they committed suicide.

I mean she never said she's single right?
So not really lying to fans? Don't matter what fans expect

>>18111256
>>18110943
That would be incredibly stupid of her to sabotage their massively successful careers just for marriage, especially for Mafumafu as he enjoys singing. Then again, this is Rushia we're talking about.

>>18099122
Castrate mafumafu, get a doctor to certify he was castrated about 5 years ago.

>>18099122
BRING BACK COCO AND ALOE AND CHRIS

>>18099122
They are brothers but they wanted to keep it a secret until now

>>18112411
this is her only way out

>>18111437
Well, women in Japan are still expected to retire from work when they marry.

>>18099122
Just have Rushia and Mafumafu say they're siblings

>>18099122
we must resort to the nuclear option Yagoo. Holostars EN. Drop the anchor and whip this ship around!

>>18100175
As my late father was saying - we should move to Twitch, bring back erolive and have everyone do only bikini streams and erotic ASMR !

Yes the Stars too

Do it dr disrespect + akb48 style

>Random stream in the middle of the night
>Intro plays normally
>Fade to white screen
>"Konrushi"
>It's Rushia's voice however her 2D still doesn't appear in the screen.
>"I have an announcement".
>Suddenly her roommate appears
>Make her breakdown on how she wants to be transparent and has been unfaithful on her fans
>Announce a hiatus

>When hiatus ends (1-2 months) make her chats stream sub only for like a year.

Yagoo where do I sign up?

>>18103924
Kekd

>>18103924
kek'd, 10/10

>>18108593
the hulk hogan way?

>>18110219
isn't she canadian? that's legal and shit

>>18099122
The pilot the robot Shinji scene but its Gura sing the karaoke.

>>18118421
>isn't she canadian? that's legal and shit
That's the point.
Create a fake controversy, then delete it with "Well it's legal where she is".

Okay, boss.
First of all, we need a head to roll infront of the crowd. That's gonna be have to be miko - she was there.
This is gonna cause a lot of upset, but the wave of sentiment for her will wash over the gachikoi buzz over the Lucia yab, whilst also turning the common fans against them - their obsessive behaviour is damaging these poor girls that they watch.
As sentiment for Miko eclipses the yab entirely, an official hololive event will quickly be arranged that involves mofu as a special invited guest. During the event they will mention how they've been practicing for the event together with managers present at all times. At the end, Miko will appear on voice call and everyone present will beg her to stay with hololive, which she accepts.
captcha: JKGAG

>>18115502
This

>>18118996
oh, right then

>>18108717
Yeahhh boiii

>>18109543
Just checked
Holy fuck Rushia's lucky, why does no one entertain the idea that Rushia is not the one being fucked in this relationship?

>>18106892
He literally has no other choice mentally, he's spent too much, in too deep in the parasocial hole

>>18119584
She pegs him no doubt

>>18111722
>Chris
>A litteral bitch
>Gave up on being first at the top of a new idol wave
>For a single computer already 5 year old
God bless women capacity to shot themselve

>>18119723
She definitely is the top in the relationship, Mafumafu is mindbroken by stalkers in his early utaite days, they'd follow him in college and enter his dorm while he was asleep

>>18099122
>I can’t go into full details of what relation he is to me to avoid revealing my identity, but he is family. When in the area for work, he crashes at my place in the guest room so he can avoid staying at public places
Simple, semi-believable, give enough reason to drop the topic as she wouldn’t be able to say more than that.

Ok Tanigo, here.

The DM could have been sent to a Discord that Rushia was in, and mafumafu was talking to someone else.

>>18109520
The ultimate NTR experience.....

>>18099122
1. Announce HoloX 3D debut
2. Debut Hololive Indonesia Third Gen
3. Announce Gura base model 2.0
4. Bring back Holosummer outfits
5. Upgrade proprietary Live2d software

Done

>>18099680
Based

If matsuri could live past her various tabs rushia will be fine vt is overreacting as usesual

>>18123417
Matsuri is a yab, rushia is the main gfe vtuber of hololive. Tell a matsuri fan shes getting piped on the side and they will concur

>>18115502
kek

>>18100427
The Mafu gay route has the best shot to work with the rabid JP fans from both camps.
I doubt many will buy it wholesale, but at least gives the faithful something to cling on to.

Now where do we go to get that free bussy?

Impromptu Kiara Pomu collab

>>18111722
The most ugly vtuber modelo of holo (without considering sana)

>>18099122
Metal ballad original song by Rushia explaining(but not excusing) her side of the story. No apologies, just telling what happened and why she did it. Utilize her screams to let out her frustration over this controversy. If the rrat of her orchestrating this to get married, put that in too. Maybe rope Mori and Ollie into making this the HoloDeath song people have been asking for. It might help Mori too; she could work in the feelings that fueled that song we can't talk about. Only problem with that would be Ollie since her yab is obscure outside of /vt/ and the fruit forum. Putting her in this would open the yab up to tourist eyes. It depends on if she's willing to take one for the team. This will be an attempt to shift them into a route similar to Matsuri where people have come to terms with how they "really" are.

I don't see how Rushia's GFE content can be salvaged from the producer's side. I've seen cuckdeads coping and bargaining so if it's salvaged it will be from the consumer side.

i'm starting to buy into the whole forced marriage rrat guise

>>18099680
All the girls in your picture are gross whores and unappealing. Except haachama but she's not for sex.

>>18100306
>>18110469
She has good taste. Prefer Aqua though.

>>18099122
make your 3rd holofest a free fest, no tickets, no on stage live, only live jewtube

Release the naked Gura pic before debut. It's the only way!

>>18100427
He's been in "gay route" with Soraru for a decade already. Rushia gonna get murdered by the fujos either way.

>>18099122
Yagoo-sama... please take za hando and twist this door knob to this girl's room and Rushia will be saved

>>18109071
Shut elira you dirty fujo bitch! I'll correct you later

>>18111148
Damn. My nigga is fucked more from this than rutan

>>18123417
Matsuri has very few gachis, and she always used to flirt with men before the idol isolationism
Rushia has never had any contact with men on stream or on twitter, she is the single biggest GFE vtuber ever since 2019

>>18128610
>Ollie's yab
You mean when she made weird sounds during the collab? That "yab"? lmao

>nee Tanigo-san... Luna has an idea nanora~

>>18132911
What even was that? Was there an explanation for those noises?

>>18132911
>>18132987
There are no explanations, any explanation for that clip is cope. That is why it isnt considered a rrat

>>18099122
Release the HolostarsEN

>>18099122
Announce they are getting married and having a child and launch a dating service to match up their gachis.

>>18133040
It is a rrat, and an extremely retarded one at that.

>>18133040
I mean the most obvious explanation for erotic moans is she's getting off somehow. Whether she was getting off herself or someone was helping doesn't really matter considering she's a gross zombie.

>>18099836
isn't that perfectly legal for her?

>>18122237
I mean thats all great stuff especially the last one but I don't really see how any of it will help the Rushia situation.

>>18133040
the explanation is you've never heard what a woman cumming actually sounds like. the ollie yab is the dumbest fucking yab, it's the biggest one that reminds me this board is just neets and teenagers

>>18134063
>the explanation is you've never heard what a woman cumming actually sounds like
The rrat is that she was getting fingered or eaten out. Cumming was not specified. Though it does make the rrat seem less believable so I can see why you'd focus on it.

>>18099122

I don't have to, Yagoo. Soon she will choose the noose and the news will spread out like wildfire, reaching even outside the vtubing sphere. As a response to the ensuing drama, Hololive will be forced to dissolve their Idol Isolation Protocol and finally allow their girls to collab with anyone they like.

Income will tank as unicorns die off and your talents will eventually collab with many IRL content creators, slowly melting away any general disdain and alienation of vtubing culture from the masses. A golden age of Vtubers, where 2D and 3D are seen as equals, will be harkened by a large Pekora-Valkyrie collab a year from now.

At a much later time, you will perish on the hands of a bitter and insane fandead, but your legacy will be secured as a benevolent leader, beloved by both your talents and their fanbase. Your name will be remembered for years to come as a pioneer of this culture. A city on Mars, known as a center of RnD for digital entertainment, will be named after you.

>>18103786
What makes you think this dumbass would do that when they couldn't even do that with Rindou and Kuzuha?

>>18114812
I support this only because of Holostars doing Twitch bikini streams.

>>18114812
great idea

>>18099122
HOLOES

>>18133135
>>18134063
>both people who reject the yab resort to ad hominem and have no actual better explanation
This is why it is not a rrat

>>18099122
Bring back the dragon as surprise guest in Holofes