/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

森りん頑張って!!

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>18068527
Based Kawaiiope poster

ilove her i think.........

she was horny during karaoke

>>18068896
>ywn freek Mori
Why go on like this?

So I looked into it and you don't actually need a persons consent to consider them your wife and in some cases if you're able to physically restrain her and bring her to a church in one of several nations they can forcibly marry you two

>>18068467
Ethot whore

>>18069137
I will politely ask mori to marry me in iraq

>>18067955
>comment: wow, you replaced both Calli and Gura!
>No? wtf, there's two of ut singing, literally read the title
>c: eww, reading in 2022
>c: english letters many, too complicated
Kek
The translation made me cringe a little, but it's not like I could've done any better, so it's a decent job all in all.

>>18069137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgC0A3PPkE

Hope surgery nerves aren't going to get the better of her.

>>18068678
it happens. just dont make it weird

What reps are you working on, deadbeats? We've got a slow week ahead of us, after all.

>>18069687
Gonna finish Ghost of Tsushima before Elden Ring comes out

>>18069687
Waiting for my PCR results LETS GOOO, just taking it easy. Would like to take a nap but I don't want to miss the supa stream announcement.

>>18068467
My angel...

>>18069898

>>18069931
cock and mall torture

Hello my fellow homiebeats

>>18069687
I have a shitload of VODs to catch up on, so I'll have those on while I do my draw and hopefully gamedev reps. That aside, I started fit reps yesterday as well.

>>18069528
I WILL MAKE IT SUPER WEIRD
I'LL LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE WILL HATE BEING A HOLO

>>18070165
>get a side B album
Sounds like a win win to me

>>18069687
I bought a chastity cage and mailed mori the key

>>18069931
tragic this never caught on like it should've

>>18070212
dad was still at its peak then

>>18070212
Kids prefer their shitty memes more, please understand

>>18070258
Has it died back?

>>18070383
I'd say so yeah, most of her regulars stopped using it when she called it a shitty overused joke

>>18070383
Well, seething about it here definitely has.

>>18070383
don't know, I don't see any ' i dont have a dad so you're my dad' type of SCs but who knows next stream

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1491686803924938754
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1491686803924938754
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1491686803924938754

Make sure to check if your auto-renewal is still on
https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1491759709208334342?s=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYNXHo-KqAU
IT'S UP AND I'M OFF TO SLEEP

>>18070383
From the looks of it, seems like it died down considerably but is still present: that clipper now vtuber SodaFunk used to name every title of their clips related to calli "DAD does x" but now they went back to Calli, and also de ocassional tweet, youtube comment section and YTC calling her dad here and there

>>18070581
SAME

>>18070581
>7:30 AM her time
She really is going straight in for surgery after this stream, isn't she? Hope talking with chat really does calm her down

>>18070581
Jesus that is late.

>>18070383
It's mostly grays and the occasional member now. It'll ramp up again on Father's Day.

I MISS MORI ALREADY

>>18070896
Hopefully they kill themselves by then

>>18070939
uUuUuUUUuuUUuUUUUuuU

Another game she can play on stream most likely that she loves. You're alright sometimes, Nintendo
https://twitter.com/nintendouk/status/1491538657177706496?s=21

>>18071302
she's mentioned live a live before?

>>18071302
>Nintendo
All Nintendo did here was pay for temporary exclusivity, like they do for everything else SE makes these days. Expect it to hit PC less than a year after the initial Switch release.

This dork is mixing up which account to like tweets with again

>>18071334
She has liked around 5 tweets about it in the past 24 hours so I'm assuming it's something she's interested in

>>18071366
She probably realized that Hololive would have permissions for it

>>18071366
>>18071501
She likes random game news tweets all the time

>>18071366
>pic
"g... e... r... and send."

>>18071819
No that's her writing those post about her dying in surgery in the anti thread

This bitch better be getting healthy sleep tonight for surgery

>>18072108
She's not that stupid to not get rest before something so important.
... right?

>>18072142
I imagine that's why the stream is in the morning instead of right now.

>>18072108
The time she scheduled sc reading at leads me to believe she's not sleeping at all.

Someone leaked the real reason she got surgery

>>18072215
>no late night stream
>early morning stream
>nah man, she's gonna be up all night
I mean, if nerves are getting to her I actually can see that being the case, but it's kinda nonsensical to assume she won't at least try

>>18072306

>>18072306
MODS!!

>>18069135
Is the hat her Stand?

It appears fandead will be taking the heat off us for a while.
Feel bad for them but what can ya do

>>18073408
Being a skeleton ain't easy.

>>18073408
No, they are already trying to bunch us in the same camp.

>>18073943
man at least the moment people started questioning mori's ties she makes it clear they're just friends and talk as friends.

>>18074126
The drama junkies are addicted. They won't let go of her this easy.l

>>18073943
Which is dumb because Mori hasn't tried to be gfe in over a year. Also the idea of Mori having a secret bf is laughable to anyone who actually watches her. Hell she's turning to us to calm down before surgery.

>>18073408
Nah this is their issue to deal with.
I'm staying here.

Lmao GFE faggots BTFO'd.

I'm gonna go sleep. I don't think I'll be making a shrine for valentine's but I want to try properly drawing this sketch if I have the time before the 14th. I think it's funny and sweet

>>18075130
Well it's not like we can save them from dramafags and shit posters either way, still wishing them the best of luck through it.

I'm not going to be spiteful, I feel sorry for them desu even if it is funny.

>>18075635
It's not that funny and I'm not gonna shitpost about it, I feel bad for them in fact

>>18075545
That is one big Deadbeat...

>>18075545
It's a reference to this timestamp: https://youtu.be/0WshLMuaCBI?t=10861

Still waiting for that HoloDeath original or for them to cover Zetsubou Billy

So how long does everyone here think it will take for Mori to suck Connor off on Valentines Day?

>>18075635
I just feel bad for them, I don't find it funny. Dramafags should get the rope.

>>18075882
Rushia will probably graduate presently

>catching up on member's draw stream
>this bit about the drawthread
Can someone link the image?

Watching the karaoke. She went hard on the original rap. Narancia should have lived!

>>18077090
https://twitter.com/iyatemu/status/1490199260406628353

>>18077165
Bless.

>>18077219
Mori laughs are blessed.

>>18077406
They're very hearty aren't they

>>18075635
Yeah I feel bad whenever anyone's Oshi starts getting bait threads. Particularly since ours just had a turn.

Walk Like An Egyptian would be a good song for when she duets with Mama Mori

serious question
what keeps you supporting mori?

>>18078737
Learn english and jump off a cliff

>>18070581
>5:30pm EST
I honestly don't remember the last time we got a stream this early that wasn't TTRPG. Is this a first?

LMAO you pathetic fandeads never fail to.....wait a minute, wrong thread. Exclusive me.

>>18079023
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door.

>>18073408
RUSHIA NO
She's my 2nd favorite JP...

>>18079023
I hate that this got a chuckle out of me

>>18079023
Man this development is sad. Thing with Mori, deadbeats by and large supported her for the whole thing, I'm certain most of the raving came from people who were already antis and just saw an opportunity. The situation is rougher for Rushia, cuz fandead are, err, endearingly insane, and I could see their opinion shift based on this. Best of luck, Rushia.

I do not think Mori can have sex. I am 99% sure by saying something so incredibly cringe that you will have an opposite of an erection.

>>18079605
Anon don't listen to the voices, this happened before, just like Mori fucked up before.
But "drama" makes the /vt/ sisters hot and bothered.

>>18079726
>Go ahead, shoot your goo my dude

>>18079605
How bad is it really and how much is being blown out of proportion by schizo unicorns and anti's again? Mori's was a series of small fuck ups and that steadily gained traction, this one seems like a fucking nuke.

>>18079726
The solution is simple.

Become Cringesexual.

pretty sure having sex with mori would basically be that copypasta about pranking your bro

>>18079828
Hearing Mori say this would unironically make me cum buckets.

>>18079871
Because someone has never, ever, found out a way to message a streamer playing a game.

>>18075831
>Wow I'm in a mood today, I'm not normally this aggressive
Moririn was bitchier than usual...

Much love to the fandead, don't let them get to you

>>18080044
seriously. i fucking hate this hobby's fanbase. why cant everyone just treat people like human beings

>>18080010
Mori seems very stressed over her surgery. I imagine it's worse not being able to have her family around for support. I'm guessing the sc reading stream is gonna be interesting.

>>18075545
Soulful, I like
>>18075772
>>18075772
>>18075772
>>18075772

>>18079950
I was more referring to the reaction; apparently 5ch got to rate of about 100k posts a day

>>18079871
>how much is being blown out of proportion by schizo unicorns and anti's again?
This. She got a message from some dude while streaming and the message showed up onscreen. All it said was that he would be coming home soon. Schizos are blowing it out of proportion since it could easily just be a friend, relative, etc. There's literally no confirmation that it's a bf.

>>18079726
I don't want kinky sex with Mori. I want chill gamer time on the couch with my cute tomboy wife. I want to hear her screaming about dumb shit she did in the kitchen. I want to meet her backstage after one of her concerts and give her a huge hug and spin her around to celebrate an awesome show.

>>18079950
But
>It's not a message from some nobody
>Rushia is the chuuba who sell engagement ring as merch
Don't care either way, but you're being disingenuous

>>18079605
Friendly reminder that jp side are not just shitposting sisters like /vt/ here, they are...capable of doing damage. Best of luck Rushia, not gonna like im just in for the fun and watch the word burn. Hehe

>>18080124
> chuba lies for money
> people get mad
how is it the fans fault? the only reason to lie is to secure bags. if they came clean fo]rom the start it would all be fine and no one could fault them.

>>18080243
Nah, the guy is a well known utaite (he's bigger than rushia) and they already denied previous allegation of being together in the past

>>18079605
>>18079761
>>18079871
>>18080044
>>18080124
rushia fucked up hard though if she has a boyfriend I mean her thing is GFE
I don't condone shitposting though

>>18080382
this has been said for 2 years, nothing happened, who cares

>>18079198
The typo was the funny part desu

>>18080286
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MARIK

>>18080265
Anon your lower back health...

>>18080342
collectively accepting parasocial delusions is extremely unhealthy + you should be allowed to play a character like rushias on the internet without the expectation that it continues offline. im not fandead but i find a lot of her yandere shit really funny and fun and she shouldn't have to stop doing stuff like that to appease a group of weirdos

>>18080382
I have listened to her other account's twitcasts. There's zero chance she has a bf unless she's the most manipulative woman on the planet. She's incredibly lonely.

>>18080265
Dangerously based.

>>18080651
>unless she's the most manipulative woman on the planet

>>18080870
I didn't come up with it though, I saved it from a /vt/ post

>>18080952
Still based since it's an underrated/underreposted mesage, like the #callidrip pasta.

>>18081196
What is the callidrip pasta?

$100 - abortion money for Connor, good luck on the surgery

>>18080265
Oh yeah been there done that man, it won't last on the long run man. You will always be a victim to a woman moment. So it's better to have some a couple of side who have those crazy eyes you can spend a bit of time with and have a rather simulation of a relationship instead of the real thing.

Godspeed to you though

Finishing up the karaoke. She had a blast, sounded really good too. I agree that she could/should try to do a proper cover of the Stone Ocean OP. She said it herself, rock music does suit her.
I will wait patiently and eagerly for the next anime karaoke for Fighting Gold.

>>18081274
I mean, I just gave you the keyword.

>>18081570
I know, but I figured since I gave you a cool pasta, you'd be willing to give one back.

>>18081534
incredibly selfish of me but I would die if this makes the setlist for the next anime karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruSGE0d22is

>>18081644
Sorry, don't wanna make it too weird, and I pretty much did.

>>18081644
Stop being a lazybeat

>>18081534
I would love to see Mori do an original punk rock song someday. Even just as an experiment.

>>18081728
I keep saying it but if Before My Body Is Dry makes it onto her list, I will do a backflip.
Otherwise throw in Colors as a shoutout to old /a/ days.

>>18081935
Didn’t she say she would like a holo death original at some point? That seems like a good type of song for that group.

I'm kinda sad Savage Garden didn't make it into the jojo karaoke.
https://youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU

>>18081991
Before My Body is Dry has to be a given right?

>>18081935
I have a strong feeling that it's going to happen eventually.

>>18081935
They need someone to learn drums and bass at Hololive so that a Holorock band can come into existence.

>>18082137
If I'm not mistaken Mori has a basic understanding of bass no?

>>18082178
Yes, she demonstrated that she knows how to fish just the other day.

>>18079605
wait jwu, what happened with Rushia?

>>18082281
I will teach her the way of the trout

>>18082324
Just go look at any rushia thread in the catalog, don't wanna spread this drama in my Mori thread.

>>18082324
>>18080243
It's a nothingburger but schizos are having a field day with it here and on 5ch from what I've heard.

>>18082106
you'd think but i think she specifically avoids klk and trigger, for some reason

>>18082431
Ok, I just dont go to catalog since mostly this times is Mori hate but I get ya, hopefully fandeads will be good!

>>18082178
You know what, I vaguely remember her saying something like. Just need drums then.

Well at least the rubbernecks have something new to shitpost about.

>>18082359
Ah. The tout route. Alright seanough, all the fish puns are wreaking haddock.

>>18082431
>Just go look at any rushia thread in the catalog,
Eh probably best to take dramafag threads with a huge gain of salt considering the ones that popped up after Mori's incident were full of intentional misinformation.

>>18083158
Yeah I agree, I'm just ignoring it. I don't watch Rushia enough to have an opinion other than feeling a bit bad that our fellow skeletons have to go through this drama shit.

remember to love your Mori

>>18083360
Smart way to handle things. I'm very fond of Rushia and fandeads are cool so this is unfortunate. Hopefully Mori has more holodeath collabs planned after her surgery when she's less busy.

Would you a Mori?

I'm still posting a shrine for Mori

>>18083593
I've been debating posting some chocolates for her. Maybe with a get well message, but I'll wait to see how she's doing after the surgery.

>>18083593
>Thanks anon. Into the trash it goes.

>>18083552
this one yes

>>18083593
>>18083697
a get well message is probably the way to go if you want to make one

God, I fucking hate this.
These Rushia threads are worse than the Mori threads. Unlike deadbeats who were already kind of outsiders, fandead actually give a shit about the magical GFE stuff, so how much harder is this gonna be hitting them?
And there's not a goddamn thing I can do to back them up because sympathy from deadbeats would only add insult to injury, or further galvanize EOPs

>>18083552
I would!

>>18084159
hey man I get it I feel really bad for them too our Mori just had a nothing burger that was blown up but this seems to be something big I guess just try to be supportive in any way you can

>>18084159
If they love and trust their oshi then she won't steer them wrong. Dramafags are acting like any crumb is a feast and increasingly more people are getting fed up with their antics.

>>18084159
I wouldn't know, I didn't read the Mori drama threads and I won't read the Rushia ones. All I can do for them is not contribute to the shitposting.

so what's this whole shrine thing are we making something for Mori for Valentines?

>>18084585
That's just for creeps and ficklebeats
If you want more details go ask /infinity/, that's where all the shrineposters went

>>18080945
Anon, this girl couldn't figure out how to put BGM into her stream and streamed it on YT allowing sound into her own stream for months I am pretty sure this was about Rushia. Unless you want to tell me this was a facade from the start as well, she's pretty fucking dumb. If she managed to maintain this "dumb lonely girl" facade while cultivating one of the most schizo fanbases, her talents are lost on Fandead today. 40 years ago she could easily be a cold war era spy. Or a more believable option - she's just friends with the guy and talks with him off-stream like any remotely normal human would.

>>18084726
I understand saying creeps do that, but how on earth does ficklebeats making shrines make sense?

>>18084890
I mean... that message was a little chotto...

>>18084997
>not seeing right through his ploy to be the last shrinebeat
You newbeats, I swear.

>>18084159
Like some others have said, the most we can really do is not join the shitposting.

Chill /morig/ times inbound

>>18085401
For now. There will be more shitstorms in the future.

>>18084726
Lmao nice try. Still posting my shrine this year.

>>18084159
Just reply "cuckbeat deflection thread", bro. I do that to every anti thread that isn't about Mori.

>>18085401
They were always comfy. Put on your shades and you can't see the h8rs.

>>18085401
but at what cost

>>18084159
Did anyone already go for "Mori is at fault since she convinced Rushia to stop caring about not interacting with man" angle?

>>18085812
MORI BROKE INTO RUSHIA'S HOME AND CHANGED HER DISCORD SETTINGS TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF HERSELF

>Mori used to work at a restaurant that served actual coconuts to drink
So she was a legit waitress huh.

>>18085783
Weirdly enough I do find that this thread is the best place to actually discuss hololive most of the time. Most anons watch a variety of holos and the shitposting is only directed towards Mori so it's easy to filter. Global has gotten worse.

>>18085919
>you will never harass Mori to bring you a coconut without any hair on it
>you will never make Mori pluck the hairs out of the coconut in front of you while yelling at her to hurry it up
>you will never take a big sip of your hairless coconut milk then spit all of it in her face
why live.

>>18085401
well I suppose that's the silver linings in all of this

>>18085020
I'm not interested in coping hardcore on the behalf of Fandead, but there's at least a possibility it just means 'Yeah I'm on the way home'. I mean, I tell my bros I'm headed back all the time, after a long day.

>>18085919
W-what did you think the "I used to work as a waitress to save up money for my flights to Japan" stories were code for?

>>18086086
but.. mii-chan?

>>18085919
No, that was probably the barista job she talked about where she first tried the cold brew coffee

>>18086157
No that was the sandwich making job I thought?

>>18086133
i call my bros mi-chan

>>18085919
never been to the restaurant she worked at but I don't think they had coconuts there, probably the barista job

>>18086204
I call my bros ni-ggas

>>18075635
I just don't want get Rushia to get attacked, she's cute and she's still devoted to her fans, they just assumed that devotion extends across her entire life
this is something Mori warned us against

>>18086104
I figured it was like being a server at Chili’s or Olive Garden, but waitress duties at a legit restaurant are a lot more demanding.

>>18085919
Fresh coconut, liquid or meat, is so goddam good. I hope no one threw a coconut at her at that job...

>>18086037
These threads have their flaws (what doesn't?) but it really does have some good stuff. People who know old 4chan, Hololive fans (despite the memes), support for other chuubas, always someone sharing music. It could be far worse.

>>18086046
I wonder if any JPbros post like this but about Mori being their English Teacher.

>>18086424
I've been sick as fuck the past week. Having fresh coconut water helps out a lot. Been busting open those bad boys, eating the flesh, etc. Pretty soothing when you have a sore throat, so it was a nice surprise when Mori started drinking em too in the same moment.

>>18086558
BIG UPS FOR THE FAT AKA APPLE

>>18086344
She said the same exact things as her roommate. She went even farther if I'm being honest. And more explicit.

>>18086608
*Touches recorder to the tip of your dick*
doot!

>>18085020
Look, I'm no fandead, I don't know the details of Rushia's background, but presumption of innocence is the basis of judgement for a very long time for a reason. If they knew each other for some time they could be talking in an extremely informal way. That said, the guy is still extremely fucking retarded to send a message to her main account using roommate name but that's entirely on him.

>>18075635
Not gonna lie, I want to see if that one guy who sends pretty damn big amounts of akas to Rushia will appear tomorrow and spam his shit about how Rushia is his GF Plot twist: it's actually mafumafu That said, I will never add fuel to the flame, I'm not going to shit on any of the girls.

>>18086598
Knowing how she is, she probably bought a bunch of detox/health foods in preparation for surgery (salads were obviously part of high fiber diet). That coconut will probably sit half-drank in her kitchen for weeks lol

>>18086951
Not gonna lie, it's insanely tempting to type 'Cuckdead deflection thread' on the Mori bait threads. But I'm holding myself back to not be a hypocrite.

>>18085691
I knew it was you

>>18087330
Don't sink to their level. How would Mori feel if she found out Deadbeats were talking shit about one of her respected senpai?

>>18086608
>>18086936
It seems like a premise straight out of a hentai doujin. Large breasted American woman moves to the middle of nowhere of Japan to teach english. Smaller classes means more personal, one on one time with the teacher.

Mori love (a lot)

>>18087330
Please don't. Shitposting isn't worth your dignity. I'll just look at regular schizos and hope for the best and that it will turn out to be a nothingburger. Last thing I want is another wave of schizo antis harassing one of Mori's senpais.

>>18087451
Yeah. I wouldn't want to disappoint her.

>>18087451
I'm gonna be Mori's good deadbeat.

>>18087451
>>18087741
>>18087591
"Based"

>>18085691
You know what, I like the way you think
We got accused of making every single bait thread in the past week, might as well embrace it

>says being in the kitchen is her element
Trad Mori confirmed

>>18087876
Deadbeats get accused of everything. I've accepted that I don't even need to do anything to live rent free.

>>18087876
I'm down to take a bullet for our fellow skeleton bros. But that doesn't seem like it would be very helpful, Rushia threads have hit critical mass.

I really respect Rushia for being the one to reach out to Mori for collabs, especially since it helped Mori realize that her senpai don't resent her for petty things like "boing-boing Rushia" (truly one of Mori's most autistic moments)

>>18087330
Get your (you) here and be content you fuck

>>18087741
Those M or CM pins should be merch, maybe include the scythe into the design.

>>18087861
Good Deadbeats get skull pats and chocolates. Bad ones get the plastic bag and power drill.

>>18088153
>Good Deadbeats get skull pats and chocolates. Bad ones get the plastic bag and power drill.
Honestly both sound tempting.

>>18088104
I won't, I swear! I'm a good Deadbeat! I'M A GOOD DEADBEAT!

if Mori was feeding me chocolates I would try to catch her fingers with my lips "on accident"

>>18088303
I want to chew Mori's fingers...

>>18088303
Based and same.

>>18088084
stop being right god damn it
some of the fandead mentioned in their split about fleeing to some other thread, could we just...smuggle them into /morig/ as a safehouse for the week?
I'm trying not to concernfag but after a straight month of antis trying to put me through this exact scenario (and falling) it's gut-wrenching to see.

>>18083593
>>18083697
Let's not. Even without the whole thing going on it seems to stupid to make same thing twice.

>>18088451
I don't care if the fandead want to post cute Rushia's here. Mori's extended universe is in the name.

>JWU
>Teal woman hate,

That's new....WTF happened?

>>18088451
Feel bad for them for sure, I dont want the amount of hate Mori got or worse to get on some other holo. I dont mind having them for a while.

>>18088451
>>18088603
>>18088705
>hiding fandead in the attic

>>18088451
As far as I'm concerned, we're both skeletons anyway. There's not much difference. Plus, Rushia is part of Holodeath, and we've always had friends/extended universe chuubas posted here.

>>18088153
Nvm, I've been a very, very bad deadbeat...

I’ve seen the 4 ingredient chocolate recipe Mori’s probably using before, but never made it yet myself. Did she just temper the chocolate wrong or something? I’ve seen that it ends up as proper chocolate bars after it’s done.

>>18088474
Nice try, purgebeat. My loyalty and love for Mori surpass any shame I could feel.

>>18088856
I have a sinking feeling that the condensed Skim Milk has something to do with it...

Could I have another glass of Mori's delicious milk?

...

/morig/. You're sheltering fandeads, are you not?

>>18088946
Good luck trying to differentiate skeletons.

>>18088946
Tarantino watchalongs, onegai Mori...

>>18089106
Tarantino is probably an even bigger wigger than she is

>>18088946
Um, no. Nonono, no Fandeads here. Why would there be fandeads? We are all skeletons, and all just humble Deadbeats hanging out in our /morig/ thread.

>>18088946
>Say the line, prove you're a Deadbeat

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>18089275
>Hair not colored #Deadbe

>>18089149
>probably
you haven't seen him when he was on BET did you?

>>18089736
no

>>18089275
Strange looking Mori, but this one passes. Move along, Deadbeat.

>>18088946
Inspector, do you know what distinguishes Callie from the rest of HoloDeath? There are two big things that no other member has. Two large, obvious assets that the zomrades and fandead could never appreciate. What makes you think we would ever be allies?

>>18089736
one of the funniest videos of all time

>>18080286
I have to wonder, with this board having reached a second large-scale yab in such a short time, will it be enough for hiroshimoot to be convinced to kill it for good?

Looking at it between 6 months ago and today, This board's quality has dropped down immensely, it was moderately good even after the graduations of Coco, Lulu and Tomoe's, and in only a month, everything went to shit to the point no matter how much filters you apply to the catalog, its guaranteed 90% of the threads will contain at least one post of one anon calling the other names like a retarded chimp with a bargain quality jak.

You fucked up, Hiroshi, shut us down, who or what's holding you back? You know there are already other people discussing it elsewhere.

>>18088946
There must be some kind of mistake, we would never aid the undead. In fact Mori is required to kill them on sight because she's the Grim Reaper's apprentice

>actual Mori antis trying to pin all this mess on her.

So Mori now communicates with the JP all of a sudden?

>>18087330
Friendly reminder that the Schizo who does the 'this is a deadbeat deflection thread' bit is barely tolerated anymore, do not follow in his footsteps

>>18090452
/vt/ was never created with any expectations of quality. It only exists to keep /jp/ from getting worse.

>>18090452
Lol this is called a containment board bucko. If this was deleted it would infect the rest of the site. Though I do wonder where the fuck all these bait biters came from all the sudden. Holo EN2 debuts?

>>18090530
Mori is the anti christ of hololive. This is what shizos actually believe.

>>18090153
>The Fandead are hiding inside her boobs
NO FAIR

I hope anglophones make a bigger deal about this too so Mori can find out about it and be there for Rushia

>>18089736
I made the mistake of looking this video up and I have not genuinely cringed this hard in ages. Didn't last a full minute before I had to shut it off.

>internet shits out for hours after getting involved in shitposting
>return to this bullshit instead about Rushia
Christ this board really is shit. These niggers would go after Sora if they have the chance too. Fucking vultures.

>>18091006
I mean, she is THE gfe holo, it is sort of a big deal

>>18090506
Sure, Necromancers are an insult to everything Reapers stand for. And the one in question has meddled in the natural order by resurrecting a zombie idol, and that pirate captain who got who got killed numerous times (but now thinks she's a mere cosplayer.) Along with maybe a few other interesting characters.

But everyone has their secrets. Kind of like a Reaper that let the last Atlantean live, ignored a few near-death experiences for a detective, rigs it so a Phoenix is always reborn in the same universe as her, and is friends with several beings like an eldritch priestess and a pair of undead. And others. Yet Death-Sensei looks the other way on all that, so I suppose Mori can cut Rushia a little slack.

>>18090530
That's what should make anyone rational realize how poor all those arguments are. So many rrats about Mori that bringing one up means killing another.

>>18090611
>>18090626
True, but that doesn't mean they couldn't just exile us from posting our chuubas in other boards just like with /mlp/, they never bothered to do so.

Besides, we have already infested the rest of the boards with our reaction images and the occasional OT discussions years ago, specially on /v/ and /sp/, it wouldn't have really made a difference to create a new board for us regardless of how much the 2whores at /jp/ were to cry about it, hiroshimoot did so because it was the next big thing on japan, and he probably wanted to experiment with a proto e-celeb board right around the same time, that's the harsh truth about it all.

>Though I do wonder where the fuck all these bait biters came from all the sudden. Holo EN2 debuts?
Fuck if I know, I wouldn't be surprised if they all came from a chuuba dedicated anti Discord like it happened with the teamate discord raids from a year ago.

>>18090452
>threads will contain at least one post of one anon calling the other names like a retarded chimp with a bargain quality jak.
My guy this is just 4chan

>>18091293
God I fucking hate Hiroshi
I should never have come back to this godforsaken site post-2014

>/hlgg/
>2z2z's picture brought up in response to Cannurposts
>idiot says : who's that?
I knew they were new, BUT THAT NEW?

>>18091344
It wasn't always like this, 2016 fucked the internet in the ass and sprinkled its hemorrhoids altogether, /v/ and /pol/, though tame, had actual on-topic discussion and wasn't riddled with coomposts and bait posts.

>>18091744
Anon, 2016 4chan was just the carcass left behind by gg getting burned. Whatever is left are the smelly, burnt remains of this imageboard.

>>18091693
These are the same people who call Mori "fake" and then in the same post point out how she cannot pretend to be enthusiastic and only acts happy when she's doing something she likes.

>>18091006
>go after Sora

I miss Mori

I know you're worried about this drama, but consider for a second tongue kissing Mori intensely and feeling her breath inside of your mouth

>>18091227
>Mori as a reaper is the personification of nepotism

>>18091227
>and that pirate captain who got who got killed numerous times (but now thinks she's a mere cosplayer.)
Wait, what?

>>18091293
Well if it does happen i wonder if meidos will let split threads be a thing on /jp/ or would we go back to classic two threads /hlg/ and /hlgg/.

>>18092232
How do you think Marine gets away with everything?

>>18092125
She worked very hard to get to where she is but the high status comes with perks.

>>18092232
Ahoy!
Just a headcanon for who Marine actually is. I really like Marirushi.

>>18092424
are you telling me that Marine is a Zombie!?

>>18091907
They've become completely unhinged after Mori got away with it again. No one is safe.

As far as this thread is concerned, the most annoying about all this thing to me is that some of you guys keep bringing catalog shit here to complain about when that should be the last place anyone gives any time of day. We were immune to it for an entire year, yet suddenly it's like you guys can't help yourselves.

>>18092786
>suddenly
Never could, dunno whatcha on about

>>18092786
Deadbeats like their oshi are also drama addicted

>>18092520
Technically? Her soul is always held very closely, a Reaper never even gets near it. It always is returned to the body quickly so no decay is noticed, though Marine might have a little less stamina.
I think on a certain level Mori can understand having someone close who you see die but will not let go of.

>>18092786
The only thing I open the catalog for is to ctrl+f for global and the other splits, it's a cesspit otherwise

>>18092786
Well, no. We're only talking about people who I think deserve the reality-check. No GFE-pandering is sustainable, unless the vtuber is truly an unhinged lonely person.

>Gura did an official clip compilation
I feel like this aught to be stadard. Mori had a lot of great moments in 2021.

>>18090748
Idiot, the breasts keep the fandead away, it repels them like pubic hair or any other physical indication of puberty

>>18093067
This was the very situation that Mori has been evading. She wants us deadbeats to be on our toes when it comes to this.

DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD. DO NOT BE CLOWNS.

>>18093067
I worry about Fauna, though I'm pretty sure the most unmedicated unicorns were long filtered by now even with her recent acquisition of a KU100.

>>18093319
It's still okay to have a crush on your boy. It's all about being responsible.

>>18093142
Mori had that channel trailer she commissioned like a year ago. That was pretty much a clip compilation.

>>18093562
Exactly. Love your Mori, be a fan and cheer for her, share her laughs and wipe her tears, but if you truly want to be with her then just be a little patient.

>>18093319
Oh yeah? If you didn't want us to fall in love with you Mori, why are you so hot and relatable?

>whoever thought of replying to bait with Connor McCleod is hilarious.
but this guy is best boy.

Hey, anybody here somewhat versed in maritime law and precedent for illegal entry into Japan by boat(specifically the nature of how and how quickly illegal entry by private vessel was discovered)?

>>18093929
Checkmate reaper.

>>18094028
Anon's getting sunk by the JMSDF. LET'S GOOOOOO

>>18094027
>ywn be this fuckin' fancy

Mori, you can't be the perfect combination of cool, cute, quirky, adorable, and dorky, while having cool hobbies and dreams and being incredibly passionate about them, then expect people not to fall in love with you!

I'm sure other people have already dropped by to express as much, but I just woke up and caught up on what's going on. My first thought is, you guys must be feeling pretty good right now, huh?

>>18094572
No, despite what this place may believe not all deadbeats rejoice in other’s suffering.

>>18094572
we deadbeats are peaceful people
at most some of us are just relieved that the schizo sights are set somewhere else

I love this stupid reaper like you wouldn't believe

>>18094572
>My first thought is, you guys must be feeling pretty good right now, huh?
Why the fuck would you think that and why would I be happy about this ?

>>18093929
>>18094552
This. Try not being so loveable next time, ya b-word.

>>18094572
honestly I don't wish this on any fan or their oshi this shit fucking sucks

>>18094572
Not really, but I'm kinda glad that Mori didn't raise us deadbeats to be totally dependent on her. That being said, I really do feel for the fandeads right now.

>>18094690
I only hope that this makes people realize schizos are wrong. About Rushia. About Mori. About any of them. And that tolerating their bullshit, even for laughs, was a mistake.

>new IP

>>18093645
I was thinking of more regular clip compilations. Commission someone to do one monthly would be neat and direct more people towards official channels when they look up clips.

I love my Mori!!
And nobody cant stop me, not even you Mori

>>18094805
...That wasn't the image I wanted to use.

>>18094572
Grateful that we will have to deal with less post stream shitposting here but not really feeling good about it otherwise. Basically what this guy said a few hours ago >>18085804

>>18094908
ya like new IPs in your butt huh you slut?

I mean, Mori knows very well what it's like to have someone you look up to, think there could be something personal, and then realize it could never be anything other than a dream. She still got lucky woth being able to perform alongside them as an artist.
She never gave us any illusions that we could ever be more than fans and idol. That dynamic works perfectly for me.

>>18094572
Sorry to disappoint.

>>18095016
She also straight-up exceeded her idols (even if she herself doesn't believe it yet). She has put in more work on self-improvement and content than all of them combined desu

>>18094572
No shot. Never understood the appeal of following "drama" and just feel bad that there's a vocal minority that attempts to ruin these girl's lives whenever they can

>>18094572
the board is fucked, I don't really take any joy in seeing it be fucked
I just like talking about cute girls singing and playing games, not about TORtanic shit

>>18095391
She has. I think she's accepting that and wanting to be on stage as their peer and not just a hypewoman opener for them. Along with plans to be her own headline, which they will be happy for her. I want to believe any of the bad influences she parted ways with and that's what end of a life is. The good influences and friends are still there and not just because she's gained more fame.

>>18095578
You begin to recognize patterns. These people literally could not care less about hololive, idol values, """professionalism""" or anything really, they just get a throbbing erection at the idea of making a vtuber they don't like and their fans a bit sadder.

>>18095391
I took the line in End of a Life about "watching her heroes fade" to be that she was accepting that fact, but given recent events maybe not.

>>18095830
I really want animation for clients to be done. If she wants to do it, there shouldn't be a deadline that pushes her into a sleep schedule as bad it was these last two months

since Rushia is part of HoloDeath I'm fine with people who just wanna chill here and just post about cute shit she did when Moririn ain't streaming

>>18068527
based shork

Hello welcome to the wine cellar
Post suspiciously small Moris
Merch(Check the product page for Geekjack links):
>Uruha Rushia Birthday Celebration 2022 (until 2022-02-28)
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>Rushia Christmas Voice Pack (until 2022-02-28)
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>Hololive Sankisei Summer Festival Shirt Resale
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>Akihabara Collab Sankisei Acrylic Figures
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>Rushia Figma incl. Fandead
https://goodsmileshop.com/ja/%E3%82%AB%E3%83%86%E3%82%B4%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%88/figma/figma-%E6%BD%A4%E7%BE%BD%E3%82%8B%E3%81%97%E3%81%82%E3%80%90%E7%89%B9%E5%85%B8%E4%BB%98%E3%81%8D%E3%80%91/p/MAX_JP_00354

>Rushia Nendo
https://hobby-genki.com/en/hololive-production/3092-nendoroid-uruha-rushia-4580590127586.html
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>Spotlight Album feat. "magical mode" cover by Rushia
https://www.animate-onlineshop.jp/pn/pd/2019667/

Speaking of extended universe... Holy shit Mouse, 45k subs on Twitch

>>18096337
good going Mousey, pink women strong

>>18096334
I kinda wanted to get Rushi nendo when Mori gets hers too... but the chances Ollie gets one is fucking low I'd always feel bad about having an incomplete HoloDeath set...

>>18095799
Glad I'm also a Niji fan. We're impervious to this kind of trolling, everyone's just like "Whatever" and ignores the bait. Pretty comfy.

>>18096544
If it helps, Ollie is probably the most likely ID to get a Nendo at this point.

>>18096544
I feel like every Holo will get one eventually. It's not like having 2 million subs is a requirement.

>>18096544
Getting 3D is a huge boost to marketing and will probably be even huge for Mori considering her availability to use it regularly and performance experience. Don't think the Nendo is very far-fetched at all for her. Ollie is probably only behind Moona in ID's who would get one

>>18096660
mostly because of association to both Mori and Rushia. Mori getting one would dramatically increase Ollie's chances.

Also, I'm pretty sure that actual Unicorns are in-love with the characters, not the roommate.

>>18096660
>>18096878
dunno, Ollie had a pretty bad rant on members about just how little of a shit Cover gives for ID so I find that a hard sell...

>>18096888
>spoiler
Anon, literal anime seiyuus get shit when they get caught. Even for them the "just a character" excuse doesn't fly.

>>18096992
bassist-kun...

>>18096963
She's not wrong though. Her and Reine are basically HoloEN except they don't do as well just because they're in ID.

>>18096888
>spoiler
if only that was the case, we wouldn't have to be dealing with this crap

>>18096334
bought the engagement ring. I don't even watch Rushia but if enough of us do it it'll cancel out the schizos falling for stale rrats
And Lord knows there are a lot of schizos among /here/dead

>>18096544
Damn it, now I kinda want the nendo in case an Ollie one comes out someday
I like figma better tho

>>18094572
Rushia did this on purpose to save mori.. I believe.

>>18097323
Sugar mommy...

never mind this smells like a raid, though not like it matters since we're about to hit the limit