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Gura racist rant

>all related to the concept of death
>the most common cause of death is old age
>old age is caused by time
FUCK

>>18085674
Ina will say another "joke" about her fanbase.

>>18085674
>holos having boyfriends is "yab"
Y-you do realize ALL of them have boyfriends or husbands, RIGHT?

>>18085872
The prophecy..

>>18085674
Dude weed lmao

>>18085674
aloe

>>18085909
me too

>>18085674
ID3 and EN3 is coming

>>18085674
someone from ID3

>>18085674
The orca

>>18085872
>old age
Marine?

>>18085674
Wasn't the 4th Ame? Y'know the whole condomates thing?

>>18085674
Probably Fubuki, I heard she talked to m*les once

>>18085852
but that would be pretty based and only get her more fans

>>18085872
Do people even care if Kronii has boyfriend? I don't think Kronii will cause anything unless she killed herself life on stream.

>>18085852
God I want this so bad cause I know she's secretly based and hides her power level

>>18085674
Gura (you know who)

>>18085674
How about you yab have some bitches

Have to wait and see if any new Holos have death as a theme I guess.

>>18085909
Of course I do. All me

Wait what about that part about Matsuri's roomate's incident? Doesn't that count?

>>18085674
someone from ID3
one of the girl is going to be a ghost or some undead creature

>>18085674
Lorefags are eating good today

>>18085909
It is I

>>18085852
This would save vtubing and forgive Hololive of all past sins.

>>18086030
Kronii hates men.

>>18085872
>time
So, Luna? She seems to be unaffected by time and stays 0 years old. She's also pink.

>>18086030
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>18086267
Luna is indeed the perfect vtuber LunKnights are lucky

>>18086262
hates so much she wants to be one

>>18085909

>>18085674
Narratives don't die, they multiply.

>>18086148
Matsuri is widely known to be a "slut" now, the popularity she was had is vastly diminished cause of all those past "yabs" Nobody is really surprised if she collabs with men, acts like a cunt, etc... the "ZA HANDO" incident more or less confirmed she isn't a "pure idol" so whatever the fuck she does isn't significant.

What was the Ollie yab, I'm living under a rock

>>18085674
Rushia has the perfect type of guy for a boyfriend. Someone in the same general profession. They can release a sex tape for all I care.


Anyone who sucks off anitubers can go die though

>>18085674
The 4th branch of Hololive is dead so there can't be one. Coco destroyed Holo CN in order to save us all

>>18086262
There was never any evidence of this beyond some vaguely left wing mainstream shit that is held by like 80% of women likely including your oshi

>>18085909
Apologies, I shall dismiss her momentarily

>>18085674
>HoloJP
>HoloID
>HoloCN
>HoloEN

>>18085909
I call it, the Schrodinger's boyfriend. The boyfriend is simultaneously both real and non-existent until it is observed.

>>18085674

>>18085674
>1 JP
>1 ID
>1 EN
my guesses are:
>a former holoCN suddenly exposes a huge legal scandal within the company after years of compiling usable evidence
>birth of holoKR, a full gen of boyfriend yabs
>a holostar rapes one or more of the girls

>>18085674
All that's left is famine. And who represents famine more than you

>>18085674
Mel will accuse Yagoo of molesting her.

>>18086728
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

>>18085674

>>18085674
This unicorn shit is actually getting annoying at this point. So what if they talk to someone with a penis? These guys act like they wouldn't ditch their "oshi" the moment they find an actual girlfriend. Hypocritical and selfish. Streamers have never had this problem before where they're banned from having relationships with the opposite gender and it just sounds ridiculous talking about it.

>>18086054
No she's just the typical roast with roast opinions who happened to have browsed 4chan in the past, like nyanners but not mentally ill enough to absolutely sabotage her own existence.

>>18086893
You have to go back.

>>18086893
I didn't realize my oshi was paying me to watch her.

>>18086893
you have to bend over

Ollie - zombie - Dead but not really, hunger for and need more lifeforce. Just like her hunger for attention.
>Famine on the Black Horse
Mori - Arcana 13 - Representative of the absolute end. Like to self-destruct.
>Death on the Pale Horse
Rushia - Necromantic - Conquer of the wheel of fate between life and death. Currently the queen of Hololive.
>Conquest on the White Horse

So...the last horsemen will be "[War] on the Red Horse", so maybe some "Warrior" related chuuba ? Like knight or samurai ?

>>18086148
People laughed off the whole police report+moving thing because they knew it was bullshit. Her popularity sank a while ago.

what happened with rushia?

>>18087135
Me.

>>18086868
me on the left

>>18087135

>>18087122
maybe "war" like picking a fight with all their haters, not a literal warrior probably, but who knows, that might be an upcoming hololive design. There's the hint of EN Holostars thanks to Omega and the sudden male vtuber push awhile ago, maybe "War" is going to come from that

>>18087135
She's not a virgin loser.

>>18086728
artia: white horseman the conqueror
mori: red horseman the war
rusha: black horseman the Famine
ollie: pale horseman the death/plague

>>18087122
Tenma...

>>18087467
no shit? she’s a woman in the 21st century

>>18085909
Even Marine?

>>18085674
wow its our favorite seamonkey op with his 15th Le Yab thread

>>18085852
Ame is more likely to go on of those honestly.

>>18086868
ME?????
USO

>>18087122
The war on idol culture

>>18085872
Her yab will be drug related. She’d really have to graduate…

>>18085674
>Retarded Twitter meltdown
>Irrelevant side branch bullshit
>Anywhere on the scale of this
Anon.
You have no idea just how bad this is. It's on the level of Nene being found out to be married.

>>18085674
Kiara. she is a SJW

>>18087122
So it is either Marine or Iroha

>>18087632
nice job replying to it, retard. This is why drama easily spreads here, because retards like you feel the need to take part in it, telling people you hate it! goddamn, I wanna bully you irl for being so stupid.

>>18086893
You're right, Rushia should have quit the second she got a boyfriend. Scummy cunt

>>18086054
She literally left her indie existence because she isn't. Do your homework. She's about as based as Brittany Venti.

>>18087803
You have to let go, ESLchama...

>>18086728
I BELEEB

>>18087460
Could be, but who will fit that spots...the only one that came to my mind are CoCo.
Who never back down from any fight...but she already gone.
Wait a min, what if all 4 horsemen yab are already happened, and Rushia is THE final yab, one that will mark the decline(or even the end) of Hololive?

>>18086728
Artia was more of the Trumpeter than a horsemen. DYRBT was the blow of her horn.

You all sounds like a bunch of teenagers.

>>18085674
so mori is death or pestilence?

>>18088150
only time will tell, my nigga

you need meds. all of you.
>ollie
>literal nothingburger
>kalliope
>asshole who doesn't understand she doesn't have to respond to everything, and should keep her private life seperate from her career
>rushia
>literal nothingburger

>>18087885
s*ge, dumbass

it should be obvious at this point

>>18088602
Tell that to the schizo japs, not us.

>>18088527
Yes only waiting for now, maybe im over thinking it.
So>>18088602, i would like to take my meds now, if you don't mind.

>>18086021
Not if she offends latinos, racist puta already said spic.

what did ollie do beyond being cringe? genuine question

>>18085674
Fubuki or Korone would probably be funniest, so I'll go with that

>>18086833
More like Yagoo would accuse Mel of molesting him.

>>18089055
Nothing, she just moaned on stream and schitzos went autistic analyzing every second of it

>>18085674
Pekora. The jun jun cha jokes are gonnna turn out to be legit.

>>18088602
Holodeath
Still getting cucked the afterlife

>>18089055
Fingered on stream

>>18085909
Lies, some of them have girlfriends.

>>18086893
You have to dilate

>>18086770
>3rd option
Would be extremely based

>>18086734
lol

>>18087777
> Her yab will be drug related. She’d really have to graduate…
What would that even entail?
Accidentally snapping a picture with a bong in view?

>>18088723
you're still here huh? can't keep your eyes away from this? the more you keep coming back, the more this will continue to go on. You're pathetic.

>>18089055
Obsessed with trying to bring e-celebs around, also I thought she was married

>>18085872
Make your bets. I'm putting it all on "admits she smokes that dank kush on a collab with mori"

>>18086728
There was interest from yagoo in making a KR branch so maybe this isn't such a bad prediction

>>18087122
>Like knight or samurai
No, the social kind.

>>18090020
>what did she do besides being cringe
>"she acts cringe"

>>18089004
>latinos
Erm excuse me? Latinx, please

>>18085674
Gura or peko

I hope it's Yozora Mel so she can join Holodeath

>>18085909
post proof

>>18090712
Her roommate makes enough money for the both of them, she'll be fine.

The final yab will be Sora admitting that hololive only got started because she gave sexual favors to Yagoo

>>18089727
if I had to guess her mom coming in screaming at her to stop being a druggie in korean while she forgets to mute her mic

>>18091325
they all do

>>18090106
> I'm putting it all on "admits she smokes that dank kush on a collab with mori"
It's not illegal where she is and people legitimately overestimate how much people care about this shit anymore if it's not illegal.
Japanese are lawfags above all else so if it's legal it's moral in their minds.

>>18091325
>>18091450
Hitomi Chris was fired for refusing Yagoo's advances.

I forgot about the mori situaton

>>18091458
>they're gonna let a druggie work for a japanese company
though in fairness most of her fanbase is reddit so they're gonna let it slide

>>18085674
I didn't even realize, all of the characters centered around death are dragging hololive back to hell. Even Aloe was a succubus which is a demon. Sticking with theme Ayame or Mel or Shion would all vaguely work.

>>18091325
>That clip of Lamy and her observation of new managers.
>Noel story about her recruitment.
Is pretty clear already that two of three have unironically slept with him. Whatever Hololive ideal was at the start, is now a husk run by suits and their business culture.

>>18087799
>It's on the level of Nene being found out to be married.
anon... do you think Nene calling me her husband was a joke?

>>18090638
Unironically would become a chumbud if she said it, gets spics malding

>>18087122
>Mori - Arcana 13 - Representative of the absolute end.
"Death" as a major Arcana represents a change, not an end. That's why it's 13 out of 21, not 21 out of 21.

>>18086267
I would be offended if luna has a bf.

She's a fucking BABY

>>18086868
The fabled HolostarEN....

>>18092122
Link the clips pls

>deadcucks...
>cuckdeads...

>>18086395
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>18087122
You can't swap the order around like that. They progress from one to the next.

>>18094121
They might as well bring out HolostarsEN at this point

>>18085852
>that one green text gura called takojew a chick

>>18085674
>Ollie
Pestilence because zombies are rotting
>Mori
Death
>Rushia
Conquest can be interpreted as the anti-christ, Rushifer, her male voice, is a shitty lucifer - related to the anti-christ
real schizo hours baybee

That leaves War, who is war in Holo?

>>18098107
Well, as we all know, war is good for absolutely nothing, good god y'all. So it must be Sana.

>>18098268
maybe your onto something, space => planet mars => roman god of war....

>>18098107
War is the product of civilisation.
But if she already has a boyfriend, what else could bring the final yab?

>>18085674
I wouldn't be surprised if Rushia is the final yab
She's the most SCd member, famous for developing an intense 2-way parasocial relationship with her fans, now revealed she was cucking all of them
That slut is about to lose a lot of money for Cover
Feels good to be a Robosa right now

>>18085674
Being loyal to one boyfriend is better than being the whore of hololive. Remember when people accused her of being the reason why Kaoru got fired?

>>18099045
yeah, unless something happens on stream involving mumei and bf then probably no yab

>>18086148
Leave festival out of this. That was real and you're an ass for pretending otherwise.

>>18087923
Nigga, she was dating the guy before she even became Rushia

Yab

>>18098107
>That leaves War, who is war in Holo?
Be patient. HoloEN3 isnt here yet.

>>18099141
>Remember when people accused her of being the reason why Kaoru got fired?
...you do realize those were shitposts right? right anon? you are not that autistic to think they were serious right?

>>18085674
Well Mel as a vampire is technically the only one of death next and the "banpire" thing would be funny "foreshadowing" but I'm not sure how much people care about her
Hachaama would be foreseeable but at the same time it's Hachaama so it'd probably have to be really bad
A funny "twist" would be Fauna as life though
Maybe the next in line for ID or EN?

>>18085909
doesnt matter
have to keep the illusion alive

>>18085814
This

>>18085674
PekoJun

>>18089004
>Not if she offends latinos
who cares pendejo

>>18085674
Already happened
ZA HANDO

>>18086868
I.. can't believe it.
So it was me all this time

>>18086030
>>18085872
Kronii shacking up with a fan is the final trumpet, calling it now

>>18089004
>If she offends Latinos
We say racist shit to each other almost every day. I would actually love Gura dropping some bombs even if it means a week of suspension

It's happening

>>18089004
latinos love racism directed at them, it's the latinx faggots that would mald

>>18085674
Real, talk anyone who thinks Mori is dating Connor hasn't done their roommate reps and/or is just trying to stoke drama. I unironically think Mori is far more likely to troon out and "become" a man before she'd ever date a man. Furthermore, let's be real, the Conman can pull better looking bitches.

>>18085674
A member of the upcoming Holostars EN branch, whose character is the Grim Reaper, canonically Mori's boss and her boyfriend in real life. They will be completely open about their relationship on streams.

>>18085674
I just noticed what appears to be a unicorn at the top of the image

>>18094233
Wish I had saved them, it was months ago, maybe a year? Back then I didn’t even use a YT profile to store videos. Heck I’m even unsure if it was translated because I run with Google TL as default.

>>18085852
how would that be a yab? Miko got more followers after being racist

>>18090638
>>18111810
>mfw latinos get massivly pissed when you call them La tin ex because they think you are calling them faggot trannies

>>18111826
The only one going to troon is kronii.

>>18086262
>Kronii hates men.
So did Rushia

>>18086620
qrd?

>>18087122
Ayame, calling it right now

>>18111826
My reps tell me she literally moved to japan to fuck hatman tho