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18080767 No.18080767 [Reply] [Original]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a cuckslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor paypig, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy akka, easy suppa
Little red, little blue
Any way the wallet blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a woman
Put a message against her DM
Pulled my key, now she's dead
Mama, the merch had just sold out
But now I've gone and thrown the condoms away

Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make me cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if GFE really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my wallet
Tummy's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh (Any way the wallet blows)
I don't want to be cucked
I sometimes wish I'd never been a fandead at all

I see a little silhouetto of a deadbeat
Polkamouche, Polkamouche, will you do the Copedango?
Antispam and cucking very, very frightening me
(Sanileo) Sanileo
(Sanileo) Sanileo
Sanileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor GFEfag, nobody loves me
He's just a ASMR boy from a ASMR subreddit
Spare him his heart from this cuckstrosity

Easy akka, easy suppa, will you let her go?
Callillah! No, we will not let her go (Let her go!)
Callillah! We will not let her go (Let her go!)
Callillah! We will not let her go (Let me go!)
Will not let you go (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go)
Vox has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can cuck me and spit in my wallet?
So you think you can GFE me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wallet blows...

>> No.18080817

>we will not be allowed to talk about anything but rushia and mori for the next 3 years

>> No.18081048

>>18080817
Wait until _____'s yab, it will override it

>> No.18081163
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>>18080817
Look anon, I don't make the drama, I just laugh along.

>> No.18081375
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>>18081048
Sacrafice Mori to save Rushia, good.

>> No.18083079

Lyrics are a bit awkward and don't fit the melody at times, gimme a sec, I'll try my hand at it

>> No.18084394

>>18083079
How's this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lxm0iSnKNc

Is this Hololive?
Or is this just Niji?
Caught in yabslide
No escape from reality

Open the thread
Go finish your reps and see
I'm just a paypig, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy love, easy duped
Little red, little blue
Anything lie my oshi tells
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Rushia, I just watched the clip
What I witnessed made me scream
Gave you akas every stream
Rushia, our love had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Rushia, ooh
This is all a mistake right
You'll clear all this up by the stream tomorrow
So carry on, carry on, as if the yab didn't happen

Too late, I just did my reps
Sends shivers to my brain
All that money down the drain
What to type, on /vt/, I've got to cope
Can't look them in the eye and face the truth

Rushia, ooh (any lie my oshi tells)
Didn't think I'd ever be cucked
Sometimes I wish I'd never been subbed at all

I see a little silhouette of a skull
It's the cuck! It's the cuck! Will you pay for his condoms?!
Antiposts and bait threads, every single day on /vt/
I'm a cuckold!
I'm a cuckold!
I'm a cuckold just like the
Cuckbe-e-eats

I'm just an incel, nobody likes me
He's just an incel from /r9k/
Spare him his life from this cuckoldry

I've been cucked, I've been trolled, will you let me cope?
A cuckdead? No, we will not let him cope! (He's a cuck!)
A cuckdead? We will not let him cope! (He's a cuck!)
A cuckdead? We will not let him cope! (You're a cuck!)
Will not let you cope (You're a cuck!)
Never never never never let him cope!
Oh oh oh oh
No no no no no no no
Oh /hlgg/, /hlgg/ (/hlgg/ let him cope)
My hardware store has a rope put aside for me
For me
For me!

So you think you can cuck me and have sex with guys?
So you think you can rob me of all of my dimes?
Oh Rushia, can't do this to me Rushia
Just gotta charge back, just gotta charge back all my coins

Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

All women are liars
Anyone can see
All women are liars
All women are liars on /vt/

Any lie my oshi tells..

>> No.18084445

>>18080767
kek

>> No.18084597

>>18084394
This is fucking amazing anon, repost it in an active thread.

>> No.18084662

>>18080767
how much time did you spend on this opchama? didnt read anyways

>> No.18084897

>>18084394
Anon, once this thread dies you must carry my torch onwards, repost this version...

>> No.18084928

>>18084394
>I see a little silhouette of a skull
>It's the cuck! It's the cuck! Will you pay for his condoms?!
>Antiposts and bait threads, every single day on /vt/
>I'm a cuckold!
>I'm a cuckold!
>I'm a cuckold just like the
>Cuckbe-e-eats
Perfection. Someone revive /vt/ sings.

>> No.18085029

>>18084897
>>18084597
>>18084928
Thanks, I'll do my best

>> No.18085726

>>18084394
>>18085029
I'd change the first two lines to
>Is this the Hololive?
>Is this their Fantasy
Y'know, because 3rd gen

>> No.18085878

>>18084928
I'm a Deadbeat but I fucking love this part.

>> No.18087268

>>18084394
This is amazing anon

>> No.18087373

>>18084394
Proud contender for the next /vt/ sings.

>> No.18088719

>>18080767
>>18084394
>>18084928
fuck off and die. do not besmirch the memory of freddie mercury with your shitposting quest.

>> No.18090993
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>>18088719

>> No.18093874

>>18084394
Please come back vt sings. We need to do this

>> No.18094132

>>18084394
pretty good

>> No.18094590

>>18080767
bohemian yabsody

>> No.18094659

>>18088719
Freddie Mercury was so gay.

>> No.18094800

>>18088719
t.Cuck, formerly Fandead

>> No.18096845

>>18080767
Allow me to make some edits for flow/content:

Is this idol life?
Is this reality?
Caught in cuckoldry
No escape to my fantasies

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a paypig, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy akka, easy suppa
Little red, little blue
Any way the funds blow
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mafu, just killed fandeads
Put a message in her DMs
Pulled my key, now I'm die
Mafu, the merch had just sold out
But now I've gone and thrown the ring away

Mafu, ooh
Didn't mean to make me cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if GFE really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends teardrops down my eye
Tummy's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mafu, ooh (Any way the funds blow)
I don't want to kneel
I sometimes wish I'd never been fandead at all

I see a little silhouetto of deadbeats
Polkamouche, Polkamouche, will you do the Copedango?
Antispam and cucking very, very frightening me
(Sanileo) Sanileo
(Sanileo) Sanileo
Sanileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just gachikoi, nobody loves me
He's just a dumb sperg, from a spastic family
Spare him his heart from this cuckstrosity

Easy akka, easy suppa, will you let her go?
Callillah! No, we will not let her go (Let her go!)
Callillah! We will not let her go (Let her go!)
Callillah! We will not let her go (Let me go!)
Will not let you go (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go)
Yagoo-sama has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can cuck me and spit in my mouth?
So you think you can GFE me and leave me to die?
Oh, Rushia, can't do this to me, Rushia
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the funds blow...

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>>18080767

>> No.18099837

>>18080767
not funny

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