/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pentomo rape

>>17993023
I need to find a twinkmate

>>17993023
>85 pounds
Wtf that dudes just a walking skeleton

>>17993197
I'm not that much better. 92 pounds over here, but i can't get fat no matter how much i eat.

There must be thousands of KFPs that would agree to that /jp/ femboy cage shit.

>>17993023
The answer is always Pentomos

Lunaitos were confirmed to be a bunch of scrawny /fa/ggots.

>>17993023
pentomos

>>17993311
95-105 for 6 years bro
i get u

>>17993161
they've been getting a bit scary recently but they're still cute

I would pay money to peg a pomudachi.

>>17993023

>>17993161
>>17993471
>>17993664
>>17993451
>>17994075
provide proof of them being fuckable/breedable

>>17993023
Anons should just have sex with each other.

>>17993197
It was a deadbeat all along.

>>17994251
lol

>>17994233
I've been TRYING but for some reason all the fucking pentomos run away when I try to approach them

>>17994125
Who's that blonde baddie on the top right?

Whatever Rosemi's fans are called. Those fucks will bend over for anything.

>>17993023
Lunaitos

>>17993023
Nameronii from /∞/.

>>17993311
>>17993895
how fucking short are you

>>17994133

>>17993023
WATANE KUJO

>>17994653
neither of them but im 5'3 and just as light

>>17994682
I miss that Pentomo, we haven't seen him in months...

>>17994653
about 5'5-5'7
havent measured in quite a while but somewhere around there

>>17994758
something is rising and its not the shield hero

>>17994572
It’s Rosebud to you buddy, now bend over for my 28 incher

>>17994758
>spoiler
SEX
SEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>17994572
I'm a 6'6" man with a 28 inch penis. You'll be the one bending, bud

>>17994497
Watame?

>>17993023
>>17994125
definitely kenzoku

>>17994125
Why do women love the Twap?

Rate my number bros...37/28/40

>>17994133
I don't think I could breed a KFP but I think if I gave a KFP a tablet with Kiara on it, and some hormones and some food I could gaslight them into fuckability.

>>17996846
deep voice

>>17996972

>>17996846
because Twappi has a deep voice and is cool

>>17993023
dunno.
but i do know, it´s not Inas

I'm 5'11
262 pounds
BMI 36

>>17999362
I want to fuck you so bad.

>>17993023
Does it have to be the male fans?

>>17999362
ugly bastard ojisan is that you

I need a teamate bf so we can be cute together

>>17993023
Nia Suzune doesn't deserve her fanbase
I would have sex with all of them

>>17994758
I too am 5'4 and 90 pounds don't you worry bro

>>17999760
>Nia Suzune
>I would have sex with all of them
brb gonna find out who this is real fast and become a fan

>>17999670
>I need a teamate bf so we can be cute together

>mfw 5'10
>mfw 160lbs
Man why couldn't i be a cute 4'10 <100lbs person?

>>17999915
go back

>>17999863
Prism Project
There's a dedicated Nia hateposter that pops in from time to time in /ppg/ and her fans are always making me laugh
Her chat trolls her relentlessly too, there's one guy that hasn't shut up about the Byzantine empire in months

>>17999854
>>17994758
female?

>>18000076
man. and no, im not gay.

>>18000076
what do you think
not gonna stop me from making them moan and fuck their brians out like one

>>17999915
based

>>18000142
>>18000139
malnourished anons... I'm sorry...

>>18000039
>there's one guy that hasn't shut up about the Byzantine empire in months

>>17994133

>>18000000

>>18000039
>there's one guy that hasn't shut up about the Byzantine empire in months
based schizo

>>18000213
it's ogey used to weight more but last couple of months have been pretty stressful

>>17993161
>>17993664
>>17994133
>>18000372
Pentomos are natural submissive onaholes made for taking dick

>>17994133

>>17994133
>>18002450

i feel like im in /g/ all of a sudden

>>17994758
jesus christ

>>18002540
I hope my fellow teammates are at least bisexual. It’s over for me at 5’6 and 120lbs I can’t imagine being shorter than that as a male

I hope my fellow teammates are at least bisexual. It’s over for me at 5’6 and 120lbs I can’t imagine being shorter than that as a male

>>18003319
im holding out for a mori-like woman whos really into men that are built like little boys

>>17994125
>actual women
gay as fuck

>>17993311
>>17993895
>>17994758
eating nothing but chips and low-fat junk food is gonna keep you skinny as shit. your not thin just cause your born that way, its from your shit diet. have you even eaten a burger or pasta in the last two weeks.

>>18004027
>your not thin just cause your born that way, its from your shit diet.
are you stupid?
no like seriously are you stupid

>>18004027
My growth was stunted, I think I get to be small skinny if I didn't want to

for straights any homostar or male nijien fanbase. for homos? eat a bullet

>>18004670
>he doesn't know

>thread full of midget seanigger faggots
Why are teamates like this?

>>18005485
I'm actually latinx.

>>18005485
>seanigger
bro i live in texas

>>18005519
>>18005531
Now I see why you homos are always making the latinx "joke"

>>18005569
nobody says latinks
anyone who does is either a mentally stunted libtard with a savior complex who doesnt understand the basics of spanish as a gendered language

or is ragebaiting like anon is

>>17993311
Throw a banana, some oats and honey with a LOT of peanut butter. That will contain more calories than what you usually eat in an entire day

>>18005825
*with milk into a blender

If you skeletons want to bulk try eating MREs

>>18005642
Racists and trolls on 4chan use it to offend Hispanic posters on purpose.

>>18005642
>>18005876
No, I'm actually latinx.

>>18005876
>>18005642
And you fall for it every time

Im around 5'4ish and weight around 49-53kg max if i only sleep and eat for half a year. Is that normal?

>>17996846
Because Tower is a man

>>18006005
do you look good in stockings?

>>18006881
Kinda

>>18006971
hope you like being spooned while we watch chuubas and cuddle

It always perplexed me that the board about watching women larp as anime girls was so fucking gay

>>18007239
I want to be the big spoon

>>18007239
No. I hate cuddling while watching

>ywn fuck a tinymate
why even live bros?

>>17994758
tf were your ancestors dwarf or something

>>17993197
>>17993311
And here I thought I was thin as a thread with my 128lbs

>>18005642
Your latinx behavior is showing bro

Tbh why do you latinx get really mad when you get called latinx? I just don't understand

T.SEAnegro

>>18008681
>the basics of spanish as a GENDERED LANGUAGE
READ NIGGER READ.
>t. another SEAnigger.

>>18008885
>>18008885
Oh.. that' so, latinx...?

So you really do, get offendes by it. you latinxs are pretty sensitive, thanks for the info though, i can use this for my ammos, when the time comes.

>>17999927
At some point you probably were

>>18009048
Do i look like a pinoy to you-
BLOODY HELL...Your post sounds cringe AND underage as fuck.
Do i talking to 13 yo right now??

>>18009271
that's me latinx, see how you completely missed this cuz you're so angry being called latinx >>18008681 you even called me out, >>18008885

the female haatons are just....

>>17996846
They desire the Towa banana
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>>17993197
I M A G I N E

>Ame’s fanbase is full of tiny, scrawny dudes
Shit, maybe I should start watching Hololive…

>>17993023
Flaming homosexual frootposters from /vsj+/ makes my dick explode.

>>17993023
Lunaitos

>>17993023
It's gotta be whatever Vox's fanbase is called.

>>18000039
Anon share the screenshots.

>>18010590
Why would homosexual posters like Froot?

>>18010710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXAKvIMwoxQ

>>17996846
DEEP SEXY VOICE

>>18000462
Can someone tell that anon to tutor me.

Hoomans
pic related

>no mention of ******* anywhere
How?

>no mention of kronies
Disappointing

>>18011448
I don’t know anything about kronies, got proof?

>>18011711
Visit their general and try not to get a gay boner

>>18011742
You make a good argument, consider me convinced. Jesus those guys are horny

>>18010960
I want to fuck a hooman now

>>17993023
Teamates are mostly latinos, so the manlet thing checks out.

Made for Chvmchad cock

>>18010960
Greco-roman influence in hoomans goes deep i see

>>18010845
I dunno but everytime I see them on /vsj+/ they always talk about cock, makes horny every fucking time. They need rape correction.

>>18010960
>Giving each others head
I expected that post to come from a kronie

>>18012461
There have been similar posts in /infinity/ a few times

>>18012397
Rape correction by women?

>>17993311
Not true. You need to eat more calories than you burn or you will never gain weight. It's a simple equation. Go to >>>/fit/ and become who you wanna be.

>>18014736
Can I become a twink?

>>18005642
I'm latinx and I use it just to make others seethe, I don't even like inclusive language lol, it's just a word bro

>>17993311
You have to be 18 years old to post here

I know a twinknaito who is 41 Kg and 158cm

>>17993311
>>17994758
>>17999854
>>18008621
holy shit anon, there's no way that's healthy
go lift some weights and eat some protein
most women dont like skeletal men, especially if you have the strength of a child; you come off as weak and fragile
kanata would probably break a bone if she shook your hand

Which fanbase gives the best blowjobs and why is it kronies?

Which fanbase is the best at eating pussy?

>>18016178
The fanbase I'm in

>>17993023
>>17993311
>>17993895
>>17994758
>>17999854
Bullshit. Bull fucking shit.
There is no way you fuckers are under 100lbs.
Not even at 5'3. No way.

I am 5'10 170lbs, and that's AFTER losing 30lbs recently. I refuse to believe you aren't fucking with me.
Post scale.

>>18016404
muscle weighs a lot more than fat
and some people have never lifted weights or performed any kind of manual labor in their life
unless most of your bones are visible, you have at least 25 pounds you could lose, probably more

>>18017034
Not much more. My fat-free weight is 150lbs.
I'm already at 11% body fat thereabouts. Any significant amount of fat loss beyond where I currently am would start becoming detrimental to health.

>>18017151
Did you miss the part about muscle? Some people never lifted anything heavier than a bottle of water in their lifes

>>18017151
i went to the cdc and plugged in your numbers:
https://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html
they say you could lose a lot more weight before being classified as underweight
i think youre drastically underestimating the weight of your muscle tissue

>>18017341
That can't be right. I refuse to believe there are people who have never had to move a log or carry a bag of concrete. My brain can't comprehend it

>>18017536
Yeah seems weird but some people have never done maual labor in their lifes

>>18017683
I cannot comprehend this.
Manual labor is just a given in day to day life.
How is that even possible? What life could possibly be lead where NO manual labor of any kind is performed? How are just every day tasks performed?

>>18017476
>tfw underweight
well shit

>>18017772
First of all fuck off frogposter, second this post reeks of either countryside/rural fag or thirdworlder who doesn't understand how life in big cities is

>>18017683
It's just... How... I don't live in normal person conditions, I own a good stretch of land and do regular upkeep on the garden and animals, but I used to live in a city for a time. Even in the city I did manual labor. Maybe not heavier stuff, but just stacks of tiles and wood and such. Hell, I built robots for competitions at one point

>>18017933
I aint a frog, but I am a ruralfag.
Shit just needs to get moved around sometimes. Most of the time that shit is heavy.
If city life involves so much sloth and aversion to manual labor such that the people in cities have their bodies degrade into frail skeletons, I am even more thankful for being a ruralfag than I was previously.

Truely, the city dwellers are husks of men.

>>17993023
>>17993311
So, you're what? 7 years old? That's the only way I can imagine someone being so light.

This thread just turned into a place with skeletons and lumberjacks crawling out of the walls

>>18018139
Is that some sort of fairy tale?

>>18018139
Which way white man

>>18017953
>>18018029
I fucking knew it, people like me and (You) can easily spot each other. I also had land and animals to care for, help my father with work and all sorts of phisycal labor, all of this for my whole life up until now that I moved in a big city and have an office job. Even though it seems weird it's just how people live life here.

>>18018365
You're a city dweller now? I'm sorry man, that's rough. I can't imagine living in a place with all those people anymore. Nature and my land's just too beautiful for me, I couldn't give it up
I also stay pretty in shape here, so I can crush twinks

>>18010656
This guy looks fine

>>18018834
with that outfit? hell no

>>18018365
Fascinating. So, tell me. What is city life like. How is life possible with no manual labor whatsoever? What do you do when you encounter a common/generic problem like a tire change or something?

>>18018929
Who fuckin cares? Looks like a normal dude who wears some somewhat uncommon colors. So what.

>>17993023
I remember that Moona bait threads which fatshaming her 60kg weight
Just search the archive with "60kg" keyword
It was full of twink anons

>>18018993
ok incel

>>18019455
wat

>>18019440
Sex with twink anons...

>>17993311
either femanon, child or ojishota. either way hnnngghhh

>>18018139
I'm proud to know that I can rape a lot of anons here

>>18020578
Me too.

>>18020578
So can I.. Apparently.
Today I learned /vt/ is comprised of actual children or Auschwitz escapees.

>>18019440
>Moona could break some of these auschwitz mode anons in half by using her 60kgs well endowed body
My fucking dick

>>18016043
Skeletal is a made up thing and women definitely prefer skinny men

>>18016043
Good thing I don't care about women that much, I like them but I can do without.
Also I did specify but I'm 6ft

>>18021174
why? is that why kpop boys are so popular among women?

>>18021391
Do you perhaps care for men?

>>18021480
I dunno, why is it that only skinny men are actually secure about their weight to begin with?

>>18021391
didn't specify*
>>18021511
Look at what kind of thread we're in anon, of course I do!

>>18021174
>skeletal is made up
>women prefer skinny men
sounds like someone skipped leg day his entire life
from pretty much every woman i've talked to about it, the ranking goes like this:
muscular >>>>> regular >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chubby > too skinny >>>>> unhealthy

>>18021593
That's literally gay porn popularity

>>18021583
Excellent. Come here bud, I'm about to do some cross-corpo pollination

Pumudachis because they are all Pomu

>>18021593
>chubby over anything
Maybe in the US.
If you're skinny but lean/toned women will be interested

>>18018954
You are making it way too dramatic anon, it's not like nobody does manual labor anymore. It's just that you could live without doing much of it, if you have a problem you can always pay someone to do it for you.

>>18021699
reread the rankings retard
that fits under regular
if you are actually "toned" then you aren't too skinny

>>18018954
not anon
it fucking sucks, loud as shit 24/7, sights suck ass, the few green areas are filled with everyone wanting some green in their life so its more of a dystopian 6 flags tourist attraction filled with people than a "quiet" park in the middle of 5 major roads and HONK
havent seen the milky way in fucking years from all the light pollution
crowded as all hell, but somehow there are places that just seem vastly empty
it is literally designed to be drove around all day in a car, but there are so many people you have no fucking place to park nearby unless you want to pay MORE than min wage/hour to a fucking plot of land in a car park or deal with parking meter jewery if you can find a space

stupid jobs that really should be automated but people are too retarded to deal with a UI
like checking into a hotel or throwing pizzas in the ovens so we pretend we still need those jobs in $current_year + 11 while other non-bullshit non-labor jobs like programming and server techs exist more in the city than the cawntree because of the internet access

depends, some retards are too stupid to google it and fix it themselves and call a tech/repairman/drive the flat tire to the shop you bought it from, while others make do while using the few benefits of living in / near a city like how your 5 mins away from a NAPA with the spare part you need because you accidentally stabbed the hose with your pliers because FUCK those hose clamps

if you actually live IN the city and work on your car your gonna find your tools stolen real fast while your under it though

>>18021786
Relax, if you were correct you wouldn't be upset to begin with.
You have an issue with your weight and how you think women see you but grow up mate

>>18020897
>/fit/ anons itt cant have pelvis breaking sex with moona
skeleton bros win again!

>>18021868
>moona shatters your fucking pelvis
>now you have two pelvises
skeleton never lose

>>18021658
I never expected rosebuds to be so hands on...
I watch wosemi as much as I watch wamy y'know

>>18021827
so now you're a psychologist?
go fuck yourself faggot
go back to writing rrats about how mori isnt cucking you, you'll find more solace there

I want to fuck a female KFP employee

>>18021932
We're both wholesome and outgoing! Such is the power of a buta
We'll watch some comfy Wosemi VODs after, yeah?

>>18021944
See, could work out for the rest of your life and you'll always be a bitch.

>>18022001
>female
as long as theyre cute in cosplay

>>18022066
Of course, my dream would be to cuddle with an anon while watch chuubas...

>>18022533
It's settled then! I'll see you in the DMs, anon

>>18022216
sounds good
ill keep working out
at leatst i dont have a copium problem

>>18023044
>lacks self-awareness
good luck wee man

>>18022533
Lamy99 I know it’s you

>>18023342
>Lamy99
Who?? I never posted in the lamy transformations threads, so that can't be me. (I'm gathering that's what the 99 means, like there's a lot of lamies other than them right?)

>>18023432
I want to have sex with a futanari Lamy…

>>18023490
Cute wamy, but is she in answer to anything..??

>>18023616
no im a different anon who just wants to post lammy
>>18023530
eating out botans huge creampie in lammy while she taps and slaps your ass calling you a good bitch

>>18023432
B**m come back to yubi...

>>18023722
What the hell do you mean? You're starting to scare me
>>18023700
>no im a different anon who just wants to post lammy
Baste, that one is very cute too.

>>18017953
It's not about lack of muscle due to not doing manual labor or physical activities, but because many city kids these days are just lacking nutrients in general cause of their fucked up diet

>>17993023
tatsunokos EZ
also fembeats

>>18024449
>lacking nutrients in general cause of their fucked up diet
its not even the diets
there is literally not enough time for the soil that grows our food to regain its nutrients because we dont allow it to 'rest' long enough or else we will miss the next crop rotations harvest window, so the food we DO grow has less in it each year returning

like alex jones is right about this shit

>>17994125
i want to fuck a kenzoku

>>17996846
>Manipulate lonely men while having a boyfriend
Women feel her relatable

>>18003676
>he thinks Mori is telling the truth
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>18003676
Mori wants to be held down and rammed by a man twice her size. As does every other woman.
You know this is true deep down. There is no hope.

Y’all niggas gay

>>17993161
>Pentomo rape
This.
Pentomos, FemKFP & Kenzoku.
Lovebytes if you want very exotic weirdo sex.

>>18024449
I dunno what world you guys are living in but most people these days have more muscle than professional fighters.

>>18027341
This. I cant believe these cucks still believe the "I like short women" lie when she was never seen with a short men. Not even as a friend

>>18027371
Yes. We are. Now bend over.

>>18027371
it's not gay overpowering and dominating smaller men, it's about power

>>18027480
>I like short women
my mistake its "men"

>>18027489
>virgin

>itt vacationing /fit/izens are completely bewildered by /vt/ skellingtons

>>18027568
we stay hungry

>>18027602
we devour

>>17999760
I dont know how I feel about this

>>18027602
no shit, maybe if you gain another 10 pounds it would be impossible for women to ignore you

>>18027695
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours

>>18027654
Feel submissive and breedable, anon. Don't worry, it's a good thing. We'll take care of you

This thread is what happens when you don't drink milk.

>>18027739
Aye exactly you fat fuck, eat more

>>18027793
I am a lactose based being.

>>18027825
It's about drive

>>18027867
Drive your bully victim self off a cliff, or try being less deluded.

>>18027905
Drink your milk and eat your vegetables, mr skeltal, or one of the lumberjacks itt is going to fuck your oshi.

>>18027973
You couldn't climb a tree, nevermind cut one down.

>>18027480
connor is a manlet and smashes her fat ass nightly

>>18028005
>t. 95lbs

The thought of an adult male being under like 170 lbs is astonishing.

>>18028005
Cute little anon is all upset because he didn't drink enough milk

>>18028050
Cope

>>18028091
The cutoff to be considered a man is 150lbs. Anything below that and you're the same size as a woman or smaller.

>>18028091
Shit, I'm only 70kg (155lbs)

>>18028104
;)

I'm straight but I would edate a femboy if they could actually trap me hard enough and dedicate themselves to being my personal onahole. Which fandom is most likely to have one of those.

>>18028109
drink your milk

gay flirting thread on /vt/, eh?

>>18028091
Yeah, every professional boxer who isn't a heavyweight is a little pussy bro, I could take em. Just tank their strikes with my four chins and morbid obesity like a real man.

>>18028235
Honestly? It's better than a lot of shit that goes down in /vt/

>>17993023
https://youtu.be/2aWTYnhhb78

>>18028214
>is hung
>is skinny
>poreless pale skin
Cope fatty

>>18028316
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18028193
or you could learn to appreciate a boy for who he is and have a fulfilling sex life that way.
also, stop looking at trap hentai.

>>18027789
Throw in some eggs and Nia's Lemonade and you get a maybe.

>>18000248
>>18000699
Oh yeah go in her YTC and mention the ottoman empire and she'll yell at you or call you a whore. It's pretty great

>>18005642
>doesnt understand the basics of spanish as a gendered language
Lefties are aware but they literally want to make all languages gender neutral because it's not politically correct.

>>18028353
I'm straight

>>18028354
I'll have to see about lemonade, but eggs? I own chickens, I'll give you dozens of eggs and can serve 'em however you like

>>18028345
>Cognitive dissonance sign #2; fake laughter

>>17993023
I don't get the people saying that you can't be that light. I'm like 5'8 and weigh around 130 lbs Sure it's ridiculous to weigh less than 100 lbs but not completely unreasonable.

>>18028430
Deep down you know you are not viewed as a real man by everyone around you
Deep down you know women will never view you as anything more than cute, like they would a chihuahua. But not useful. Not viable.
Deep down you know a 'man' who weighs <120lbs is incapable of performing the duties expected of a man
Deep down you know that no woman actually respects nor likes twinks.
Deep down you know you're just coping.

Imagine yourself side by side with just a normal man. Not a body builder. Not a gigachad. Not a trained athlete. Just a regular, run of the mill, average man.
You know, deep inside, your oshi would pick him.
And you try to pretend it's a boon, rather than a curse.
This is why I laugh.

>>18028284
This but unironically.

>>18028354
>woman obsessed with Byzantium
CONSTANTINOPLE???
I-is this the fabled “woman who plays Paradox games”?
Need Byzantine empress chuuba….

>>18028630
You've already made it clear you need to put in work to feel like a man, you can't make me see you as anything other than pathetic even with a poem.
I'd be embarassed as hell.

>>18028404
>I'll give you dozens of eggs and can serve 'em however you like
Oh yeah they're not for me anon, eggs are equally as bad as the ottomans for her. god knows she had enough egg art

>>18028679
Sorry to burst your bubble but your thinking of someone else. She hates the ottomans because of chat. Your search will have to continue

>>18028716
You do and you know it. To work is to be a man. This is inescapable and inexorable, It is instinct. You cannot fight it.

>>18028817
Mate you are coming across like a complete weirdo. What are you even saying?

>>18027793
but I do drink milk, I'm white and lactose tolerant.

>>18028883
Ahem,
cope.

>>18028091
>>18028135
I'm probably taller than you are fag

>>18028917
Diddums mate

>>18028679
This is the part where I would shill Kaneko Lumi of CyberLive Gen 1 - CyberFable, but she hasn't played a GSG or 4X in a long while and has only really bothered with a few RTS & Colony/City sims recently(once a week at most). Highly recommend looking elsewhere for actual gsg.

There is cvnka who was playing a good amount of EU4 for a while, but I haven't watched her much and she seems....pretty non-typical for a vtuber(I once saw her streaming early burger hours with no model or mic and she was just racing viewers in some sci-fi racer while dominating everyone).

>>18028774
Understandable. With all the people that stream PDX games and have money to throw at DLC though I’m surprised no historical themed popular chuubas have emerged. All it would take would be a Byzantine style outfit and a name like [cutesy Japanese] Palaiologos/Komnenos etc and you’d have a Byz chuuba.

>>18028921
>taller and under 150lbs
turbo skellington mode

>>18028950
I'm 138lbs

>>18028921
Okay let's get to the bottom of this. Let's share heights, I'll go first. I'm 6'6" / 198cm.

dreamin' chuchu

>>18028984
185cm/6ft
62kg/138lbs..

>>18028984
5'10 170lbs

>>18028984
5'8"
180lbs

Jeez no one wonder you guys are insecure

>>18016404
>Burger hands typed this
Anon I am sorry, but unless you are really buff you are still overweight, and I am being generous

>>18028984
170cm/~116 lbs

>>18029126
why? if anything i wish I was shorter so it'd fit my weight better.

>>18028984
178 cm
67 kg

>>18029137
Oh nyo there's actually woomen posting /here/

>>18029288
>woomen
no anon. Just very smol boys

>>18029196
I mean I understand that growing up working class we didn't get much option but jesus is it that hard to find pleasure outside of food

>>18028984
5'4 125 lbs

>itt

>>18029288
It's a homosexual thread, I doubt there's any women here

>>18029316
My parents were rather well off actually... it's just that I never have much of an appetite,

>>18029366
>t. Amelia Watson

>>18029380
I was obviously talking about the people with weight issues, not the vanity kind but actual weight issues

>>18029288
Stop calling me a fucking woman

>>18029349
>5'4"
cute little anon...

>>18029380
Calorie dense foods, anon.
Drink your milk. Eat your yogurt and eggs. Red meat and skin on chicken. fuck loads of peanutbutter and fish.

>>18029366
>homosexual thread
But I'm the anon that wanted to get his pelvis broken by Moona

>>18029380
No one wants to have to eat every 2 hours, but you gotta do what you gotta do to min-max your protein intake.

I heard nousagis are very fuckable, no homo

>>18028984
5’11
230 pounds
I’m chunky

>>18029435
>>18029477
>>18029350

>>17993161
fpbp

>>18029418
Stop having the body of one

>>18029501
Your chair wouldn't describe it as chunky

>>18029410
Well, I tend to skip meals regularly and I'm far too skinny for my height, I could use more fat...
I just don't feel like eating in general.
>>18029435
>>18029477
Hm you're probably right, I should make the rare time I eat count at least... and I love that kind of food

>>18029501
Holy shit annon, you are just fat don't lie to yourself

This fucking homo thread has unironically been the most enjoyable thread I've been in in a while, I'm nearly tempted to make a continuation if this one dies early

>>18029616
I'd bet you don't like to eat because of bland food choices but either way it's still a completely different kind of unhealthy, you wont be dying from it

>>18028984
5'5
The amount of gay posting that goes on on this board has made me afraid people are always sizing me up to rape me when I go outside

>>18029616
Worry not, anon. Look on the bright side. You already have a catastrophically low body fat.
If you focus on lean proteins, you'll be in a good spot. You can probably get that otter mode in a single cycle.

Avacados, eggs, skin-on chicken breast, quinoa. Keep packing that shit on and lifting heavy objects at least 3 times per week until you tip the scales at overweight.
Then switch to lean protein low calorie diet and drop back down to normal weight.
You'll be sitting at a comfy 10% body fat and normal weight.

>>18029690
Based fujo

>>18029723
> either way it's still a completely different kind of unhealthy, you wont be dying from it
Oh, you meant actual issues like anorexia and such...
Fortunately I'm not concerned by this kind of things, it's not because my food's bland though.
I'm bipolar, and I eat very little in my depressive phases, that's why I end up losing the weight I gain it keeps oscillating
>>18029758
Wow that's a nice and informative post, thank you anon, if anything it makes me feel a bit better. i'm definitely saving that list. I appreciate u

>>18029690
keep posting them so I may someday find a cute /vt/ bf

>>18029877
The whole time I was concerned with the fatties, male anorexia is when you are a meat head

>Fandead
>4'8
>263 pounds
>Full beard
Am I charming enough for /vt/?

>>18029947
oh my bad, since they were so many skellies here I thought you were concerned about that. and I didn't pay attention the "outside of food" parts.
Sorry,

>>18027489
we stay hungry, we devour

>>18029964
Is... Is this you?

>>18029964
are you cuddly in bed?

>>18027480
connor...

>>18029964
Do you hate elves?

>>18029877
The list is not by any stretch exhaustive. You're looking for high calorie, high protein foods. Don't concern yourself with macros and micros or any of that shit. It's important, but not what you have to concern yourself with right now.
high calories, high protein. unsaturated fatty fish like salmon and avacados are your best friend.

In about a year youll be much better.
Lift for your oshi. She wants to be bridal carried, and you can't do that if you're lighter than her.

>>18029690
Fuck it, following up on this. I got two anons who want it and that's good enough to try. Any ideas on a name? I'm thinking something like "/FF/ - Fag & Fitness", since that seems to be the main two topics and it's catchy

>>18030200
Mate I can smelll your BO from here, implying you can't even lift more than your own bodyweight while pretending to be fit and food conscious is ridiculously lacking in awareness.

>>18030259
offtopic. the thread must direct horny towards the fanbases of vtubers, ultimately

>>18030121
>>18030188
Fuck off! I already have coworkers calling me Gimli irl

>>18027793
>drinking liquid changes your genetics
Fuck off with this meme, already.

>>18030200
Thank you anon, I should really try

>>18029964
Nigga out here built like a fridge

>>18030321
Good point. Any advice for how to do that? I'm a little retarded so this'll be my first time making a new thread.

>>18030373
Nevermind the historical mockery of heavy milk drinkers for having more bark than bite

>>18030317
And I can hear your bones creaking from here, mr skeltal

>>18030373
>I'm dangerously underweight because of my genetics
That excuse doesn't work for 600lb land whales and won't work for you spookmcdoot

>>18030429
Cope, fatties like you have squeaky bones

>>18030502
There is no need to be upset simply because your thumb and middle finger touch when grabbing your arm. You too can improve.

>>18028984
>was 6'0'' 175 lbs in the fall, hoping to bulk up to around 190
>got covid and something like a hernia at the same time
>fell down to 160 lbs
>have done only cardio since
The doctors can't see anything wrong, but after doing weight training I can't walk the next day due to abdomen pains, but only if i do weight training
shit really sucks

>>18030581
Even if that was true, I wouldn't bother since women already like me

>>18029964
Bro youre not a fandead youre a fandwarf

>>18030413
not really. it shouldn't be a general, probably just a stealth thread.
open with "why are teamates so cute?" or something.

>>18030739
Sounds good to me, I'll do that.

>>18030259
"The skeleton war"

>>18029877
>spoiler
BROTHER

>>18031021
WE ARE
though I'm type 2

>>18031075
again
BROTHER
although ive only been diagnosed by my gp for depression instead since ive had very long down streaks and never got eval'd by a licensed psychiatrist
the fucker started me on 200mg sertraline

Hold me twinks, I don't want to disappear on page 10...

>>18032769
Report into fags and fitness

Kill yourselves and fuck this off-topic /soc/ garbage thread.

>>18033082
nah

>>18033082
We're good, thanks :)

>>18033082
cry me a river fag

>>17994758
>wake up
>thread gets hundreds of replies and i get fucktons of (You)s from concerned and horny anons
unless youre women, you wont be allowed to manhandle my ~83lbs ass

>>18034317
It's only a matter of time before you join us fellow skelly anon

>>18034317
what if im one of the skinnybois itt
and a bottom

>>18034317
what if I just think you're cute?

>>18034317
Come on, just let us take care of cute little anon

>>18034393
sex with (You)

>>18034317
I can curl you. You don't get any say in it.

>>18034427
>>18034688
>>18036366
imagining a woman saying this makes my chest feel light and my dick go into diamonds, realizing its horny bearded giants makes me go soft again

>>18034317
I want to carry you over my shoulders and take you into the bedroom

>>18036366
you'd curl up in a ball if a woman was to threaten you, never mind a guy half your size

>>18036850
So take your pick. Do you wallow in the truth or embrace delusion and satisfy us all?

>>18036850
anon I'm also smol

>>18036850
>>18037076
Two cute tiny anons having clumsy gay sex... uoh ToT

See these skeletons makes me feel better about being 5'9 and 127 lbs