/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gurass

>>17970671
>>17970694
>>17970702
>>17970737
>>17970763
>>17970793
Sorry chumbies I was really busy and forgot to reply to any of you.
Ill do better next time for sure.

>ywn hold a sick guras hand to help her fall asleep
Why live in this cruel unforgiving world?

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17975208
Holy shit that is something the real Gura would say.
I kneel

I don't particularly wish to be alive at this moment chumbuds

My daughterwife

>>17974880
Will is a subjective force, your body spending energy to keep you alive is in itself you doing something.

NO I'M THE REAL GURA!!!!!

>>17975384
>isreal

>>17975384
Wow..... Nice tripcode

>>17975384

>>17975417
Eh, not impressive when you can just figure the password that will give you "gura" in the tripcode.

>>17975208
Quality larp, anon. I kneel.

Chumkeks will defend this

>>17975384
Gura could NEVER get the Gura tripcode. If she did, it would be out of raw shark luck.

>>17975607
I will also cum on it

>>17975607
mating press

>>17975607
I will defend her with my life.

Aside from rhythm games, what genre of video games does Gura actually enjoy? It seems like she likes open world shit but the game has to let you fuck around. DMC she played through, although honestly she didn't really feel that attached to it despite what she said. That may be because she was getting her cunny pounded by the difficulty though. She seemed to have fun with the new Resident Evil games as well as that Serious Sam game.

Her attention span with stuff is pretty short.

We got so much Gura the past three weeks that it’s been really weird with her gone. I hope she’s starting to feel better

>>17975735
Gura has shit stains in her underwear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-yflRFexPc
kek

>>17976110
The background audio doesn't really fit, but that is pretty funny

>>17975208
uh oh stinky diaper huhaha

sHaaaAAAAk

>>17976173
It's an MGR reference

>>17976293
Fake and gay

>>17975208
>it's just one shrimp wearing a shark hoodie
>shrimps will still worship it as an idol to their false god

Gura sent me this

>tfw goop goop goom goop goop goob glip goom goom gooba, goorah goop goober goom group goob goober, goob goud grep gator goom gouda

>>17976358
How dare you call her a false god.

>>17976110
Should just be the song if you ask me.
The random Gura noises aren't really frustrated noises at all and it kind of ruins it.

>>17976484
that's exactly why i found it funny

>>17975640
she could rip through them pretty fucking quick on a 3090. the hard part would be compiling and installing the tripcode cracker.

>>17976425
gura you need to lay off the crabby patties

I.. I don't f-feel so good, chumbies...

>>17975607
No I wouldn't defend that, I'd mating press.

>>17976428
good post

The chumbies are crazier than usual...

>>17976823
We're not even on Day 5 yet.

>>17976823
Nah, this is pretty average. Also pretty ironic image to use

>>17976823
But why?

schedule tomorrow chumbies

gawr gura
garb groomer
glomb grool
gawrinus goombert
gong goombler

King cover less than 68k to 16 million. Will probably do it tomorrow.
Take Me Home, Country Roads less than 27k to 4 million.
Sorairo Days with Matsuri less than 25k to 5 million.

>>17976823
No, that seems about normal levels of crazy.

I have it on good authority goobarb likes mspaint drawings. Please post some doodles of our beloved sharkie to make her feel better bonus points if it's from memory
super extra limited edition gura points if it's with your non-fapping hand

I love her....

any sharkmaniacs itt?
>>17976892
lol
lmao

>>17976609
No she doesn't

I've just realized that there hasn't been a single instant in which I wasn't thinking about Gura today...

>>17976823
Honestly, this isn't too bad for day 3 with no Gura.

>>17976425
That's a long ass finger

>>17977021
perfect for stroking her cunny

i really miss gura (i also love her)

grombopoulos goorah

gura...

>>17977021
for you

i hope she is feeling better

Reminder that if you didnt unironically cry about Gura being sick than you dont love Gura as much as I do.

>>17977021
Perfect for prostate massage.

>>17977388
I was too busy taking care of her

>>17975384
I don't remember writing this post

>>17977388

>>17977428
>too busy to cry about Gura being sick
fake fan and bad larp

>>17977388
Or that I'm not a weak chumbud that will cry at the slightest sign of adversity. She got this, i believe in her.

Why do artists feel the need to draw Gura with such disgusting cow tits....
https://twitter.com/DankoDeadZone/status/1490739131764387846?cxt=HHwWjMC5mfLVlbApAAAA
Like why even fucking draw Gura?

can someone cheer me on? I fucking hate weight painting...
I want to finish this before Valentines.

>>17977430
That's because I wrote it

Gawr Gura
Guar Gyura
Gururura
Gawrbby Gurables
Gurobstopper Gawrby
Gargoyla
Gooruh
Guravity
Gal Goola
Gao Gouda
Gorga
Gawrgonzola
Ginza Gewrsha
Gyro Geralt
Girl Gorgora
Goomba Roomba
Gum Gula
Gau Gura
Giguramesh
Gab Garfunkle
Goorugh
Gawrdon Guramsey
Gwar Gboomba
Gurruh Mcgee
Gawrfield
Gargoogla
Gwar Gulag
Ghastly Gourd
Gamu Gula
CoralCruncher
Gawrgiga Guragigo
Gurillotine Gawrilla
Gwambus
Gawrish Gazebo
Yian-Gawruga
Gruuga Gawrbonzo
Gorgaga
George
Gurandma
Gawrsh Goofy
Gangura
Gurogical Gawrdroligist
Gagu Guga
Gurruh Mcgee
Gilles de Gora
Guarra Gacha
Gawrbonzola
Guronk
Ghawrstly Ghoula
Gawrchomp
Gwarbage Gurondola
Gawrgamel
Gurena
Gawr Guvula
Ooga Goora
Gawer Gurangers
Gurobal Gawneral
Gwarcamole
Gurenge
Gwartortle
Gurentin Gawrrantino
Gawruda
Grhombus Guba

>>17977625
Hot.

>>17975168
why does she look so young?

Gargantuan Garbanzo

>>17977655
Based

>random schizo bitches in thread about goobers loading screen
>next day goober has changed her loading screen, loading music, ending screen and added fuck ton of retarded gifs
if you seriously don't believe goober reads this thread you are a legit schizo retard

Girugamesh Girugamesshu

>>17977625
Disgusting, please post twitter of every artist that draws Gura with cow tits so I can block them...

>>17977388
I am a man. I only cry if my dog dies or my truck dies.

guys, gumbobula is trending on twitter
https://twitter.com/search?q=Gumby&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

>>17977812
Gura, just stop, we get it.

>>17977625
Judging by that profile it's one of the typical anti-lolicon twitter trannies

>>17977388
i've already held an entire funeral at my house with an effigy of her, retard. you can't beat me. i'm still continuing to mourn her untimely death, and i quit my job too.

>>17977812
she said she doesn't read for pleasure...

>>17977625
Pedobuds...

>>17977655
>not Giovanni Giorgio
Lame
https://youtube.com/shorts/2omNr_cZuL4?feature=share

>>17976953
here's my very professional drawing

>>17977893
I don't "read for pleasure" either. I shit post. She meant books
She also said she reads for information, this thread is info

gura if you read these threads im sorry

>>17978086
Low quality information, but information none the less.

>>17978086
You're desperate for Gura to be reading your terrible posts. Sad.

>>17976953
Not at my pc right now but you can have this

I AM SHITTING BLOOD

>>17978322
Wtf gura please go to the hospital

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~

>>17978197
I don't care who reads my shitposts, so long as someone is forced to.

>>17978322
Use lube next time, trim your nails also.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>17978322
Nice. Gura, a spider just bit be and I'm feeling weird, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17978369

>>17976996
T u T

>>17978369
Why are you dead?

I think gu

>>17978369

>>17978322
>the all-blood diet went as well as expected

>>17977469
Dudul?

>>17978505
sa

>>17978322
https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

>>17978549
Go suck his cock somewhere else.

>>17977984
I like it

>>17978322

Gurass

>>17978642
thanks

>>17978322
what are you supposed to do in this situation?

>>17978549
And here is the source, faggot.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95900959

What's with her and social media? She hates it?

>>17978804
Either go see a medic or do nothing until it either goes away or kills you.

>>17978804
Blood stained stools shouldn't be a big concern, now shitting a stream of blood is something worth rushing to the ER.

>>17978872
Yeah you figured it out.

I wish Gura would vomit more things into our waiting mouths

>>17978872
>She hates it?
Yes, as we all should.

>>17978823
Never mind, this is the actual source. The previous is just uncensored.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92314527

>>17978872
and I love her for that

>>17978872
she prefers to shitpost anonymously and has not learned the art of just putting down your name on your burner account is Giant's second baseman Jeff Kent.

>>17978872
Yes
Because she lurks /here/

>>17978872
she is more intelligent than certain OTHER MEMBERS OF HER GEN

>>17979294
Even Ame mocked her recently.

>>17979023
Please don't let someone vomit into your mouth, anon, not even Gura.
It's not safe.

>>17979426
In this scenario Gura is a bird and chat are her goslings anon. It's not real.

>>17978872
yes and its based
fuck social media, it is by far one of the worst things to ever happen to humanity

If artists who drew Gura with giant tits were tortured to a slow painful death over the course of a week the world would be a better place.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96108380

>>17978322
its ok, i once shat blood for like a month
probably just hemorrhoids

>>17979381
>somehow breaks 2 premade PC's
>refuses to listen to her fans that know better than her about RMA
>pretends to be super tech savy
something something glass houses

>>17979381
>>17979294
fucking Ina too made a shitpost during her stream saying the same thing that Gura did that only retards tweet retarded shit on social media and it is better to not use twitter

>>17979555
The worst thing to happen to humanity was birth control medication.

>>17979591
Reminds me of this fucking faggot who just leaves Gura out of his art because he is such a fucking pile of garbage no spine loser.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94805248

Dude they are making a movie about Gura's boyfriend me members stream watchalong when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKxmdETbxT8

>>17979640
What? I don't think even more people would be anywhere close to a good thing.

Lean drinker was bitching on stream about hatters making her sad by saying to kill herself on stream. Does anyone do that to Gura? Stream seems too fast for me to see

>>17976823
>SJW whore who hates her default outfit
go back

>>17979725
You should do some reading on how it changed the world by allowing women to enter the workforce, it's at the root today's social problems.

>>17979748
Nobody does that to Mori either. She is just crying about how hard it is to be rich and famous yet for some reason she has to follow her bitch ass jobs rules.

>>17979835

>>17979857
That's a good place to stop this pink woman tangent.

Gura tomorrow... I believe

>>17979555
>>17979640
>>17979725
>>17979835
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>17979895
I agree.

>>17979835
meds

return to monke

>>17979968
holy shit now that's a thigh gap TuT

If Gura hadn’t gotten sick I bet we would’ve gotten a Nintendo Direct watchalong. Wonder if she’ll watch it in bed under 5 blankets

>>17979866
A good introduction to this rabbithole is the benzo junkie.
https://youtu.be/owbJIrCRf4o

>>17980048
dont think she cares about shitendo. she only goes by the flow of normalfags

>>17980087
go back to /pol/ faggot
or at least take your meds

I think Gura

Could anyone post the picture of ryan gosling lying in a bed next to gura? It would be much appreciated

>>17980236

>>17980368

>>17980439

I know asking for a favorite stream is already a hard question, but what small clipped moment you like the most?

It's hard for me to pick too but I love the Chris Pratt clip.

>>17980515

>>17980541
It was all just a dream...

>>17977655
how could you forget best girl, Gabriella Giselle?

>>17980500
whats the shark drawin

gura will tweet tomorrow right?

>>17980574

>>17980451
Ah yes I should kill myself not the faggot bringing /pol/ shit here saying women ruined society.

>>17980608
Gura is currently lying in a hospital bed hooked up to a ventilator, she is unable to tweet.

>>17980574
Gawr / Gura shipping art

>>17980608
Yes

>>17980629
Thats correct tho.

>>17980087
the boogeyman ur looking for is (unregulated) capitalism which mr. benzo addict is a staunch supporter of

TUMMY WINDOW!!!

>>17980608
why should she? member posts are still down and greys don't deserve to know what she's doing

>>17980515
>>17980541
>>17980567
Thank you bros. I was about to listen to the metal gear solid 5 suffering monologue again and needed a fitting picture to look at

gura pls give us a sign that you're okay

Did anon finish his nude Gura model edit?

>>17980820
Hang in there chumbie

>>17980897
Or this?

Unlikely chance she'll do a Nintendo direct watch-along tomorrow?

>>17979905
Me too! I hope she's feeling better

>>17981505
She might join Ina

GO GURA GO

>>17981505
Huh I had no idea there was one, thank you for letting me know anon.

>>17981579
SHE DID IT

>>17981579
Korone btfo?

>>17981855
yes

Guys would you like to see Gura ride on this?

>>17982172
wtf is that

Goodnight chumbuds. Gura cute and shark dreams!

>>17982433
G'night chumbie.

>>17982423
A faggot.

>>17981505
at this rate I don't think she will stream tomorrow

>>17982423
You don't cook do you? It's thyme that anon was making a dadjoke.

>>17982423
The devil's lettuce

>>17982527
Why do you say that? today technically would have been day 2 of her normal break days so I'm not worried. I hope we hear something either way tomorrow though

>>17982813
she would have shown signs of life already. Art retweet tomorrow, next day schedule and maybe stream

UNPINNED!!!!!

i love the sharky
she is cute and fun to watch
i now go to sleep

>>17982973
I don’t even have to check to know you’re lying

>>17982973
Fuck you, made me look.

>>17982973
>unpinned
>at this time of the day
you'll have to be a huge retard to believe this

>>17983068
>gura streams at this time of the day often
Who is the biggest retard here? Him or (You).

Gura makes me horny.

haiku for my wife
i am her only chumbie
she is my sharky

>>17983148
What a coincidence!
She makes me horny too!

>>17983174
This isnt the first
Time we wrote haikus
Because we missed her

>>17983256
God damn female brat teasing ojisans! She needs correction!

>>17983116
>unpinning schedule well past her usual stream time
she has never done this

>>17983301
first time that i write
outside is cold and dark
gura lights my fire

>>17983301
Fuck that was not right
Second line is only five
I will kill myself

>>17983404
There is always a first time, besides, if she streams around this time of the day, she probably has been awake for a while now.

gurass

>>17983148
me too!

>>17983510
she starts her streams on a very specific time of the day, not "around this time"

what if gura

>>17983510

>>17983640
yeah me

>>17983636
You are grasping at straws now.

>>17983636
what exactly are you trying to say? she's been sick so anything she usually does when feeling normal doesn't apply right now

>>17983723
you think? Gura is very consistent on this stuff. There's no reason for her to unpin a schedule around this time

>>17983688
Yeah, that's me.

>>17982938
She used to go two days without any signs of life at all, that's nothing new

Fat Tail

>>17983843
Not outside the realm of possibility for her to wake up in the evening feeling better and think to unpin the schedule as a small sign to us she's functional

>>17983843
Or any time in particular, she does stuff when she feels like it. The only consistent thing she does is to stream at a set hour.

when should i start concerning

>>17984075
In about 2 hours

>>17984075
Thursday

>>17984075
If there's not any signs of life around this time tomorrow, I'm gonna concern

>>17984075
2 days ago.

>>17984075
Nah, now every concernfag should go to the to the get well soon Gura thread, and leave her a get well soon message. If you don't she will not get well at all.

>>17984075
I have been in constant concern since she said she was getting sick the implication behind it.

>>17984515
I could use some

>>17984700

>>17984700
>>17984753
arigato, merry...

Can't stop singing to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EANs7DQaq4

>>17984753
>>17984700
Why would Gawr do this??

>>17985510
ah yes the golden days of gura karaoke

>>17985738
My fave prob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ww0939E3s

Gura really makes me work with pitching my octaves since I am much lower. I am also making her mistakes which is kind of annoying but I think they are cute

>>17984075
pro tip: if Gura says she's feeling sick at the start of the stream she's just announcing a 3-5 days break

>>17986012
She’s going to milk it all the way to next Tuesday so she can skip the valentine’s stream.

Where cartoon shark?

>>17986100
Hooked up to a ventilator at the hospital.

>>17986095
I don't think so, maybe some streams before the 14th to make up for the future canceled stream and then a karaoke on the 15th

>>17985510
My personal favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5CTmyhfqLo

>>17986095
uoh knows i have a denial fetish

>>17986095
>>17986182
she implied several times that she will stream that day

>>17986095
oh god, thread would go fucking nuts on monday if that were to happen

guys is goop goop going to stream today

>>17986288
she also said the thing she ordered for the stream hasn't arrived. I expect the classic apology the day before and then radio silence

>>17986432
uh oh comms schizo is grudge posting again

>>17986235
Excellent taste.

>>17986426
she likely has the coof so probably not

>>17985579
chaos

Gura is sick and her plans are fucked but I still love her. I will settle for just vibing and listening to her sing/chat on monday if she feels better.

>>17977637
>weight painting
I have no idea what that is but good luck.

>>17986635
>Gura
>doing something else when her plans get fucked

>>17979748
Gura is far too jaded for that to be worthwhile, it’s better to try to make her smile instead.

God I miss Bloop

>>17986930
he is deader than Gura

>>17986930
>>17986981
He got hit with that paint shaker. Feels bad,

>>17986100
She is sleeping in my bed right now resting up. Don't worry I'm taking good care of her. She will be back to streaming in a few days. Thursday at the earliest.

Please, stop memeing about want to have sex with her. It's not funny

>>17976461
Because she is you loyalist lickspittle

>>17988155
I'm not memeing. I want to have sex with Gura. T u T

>>17977655
cringe

>>17988155
youre right. im just gonna have sex with her

>>17978543
Kick the baby!

>>17988155
I am not writing it to be funny

>>17988395
I want to hold gura's hand__.

i think gura could learn japanese (at least enough for jp collabs) if she had someone to help her

>>17988155
But I do legitimately want to date SH because she is such a massive QT with a good personality

>>17988729
ええ、私。

>>17988617
Before marriage? You will go to HELL!

I want to gently massage Gawr Gura's gills

Gura is not a virgin.

>>17988895
timestamp?

>>17988895
correct she is pregnant with my baby

>>17988895
Neither am I.

>>17988895
my bad

4 new IPs and they all start shitposting in tandem
Probably just a coincidence

>>17988980
SEA hours

>>17975693
Surprised nobody said Dead by Daylight, and horror games.

>>17988980
No shark stream and no updates make chumbuds something something.

>>17988895
Yeah, with ME!

>>17988980
I switch my wifi to public wifi everytime I go to post something that I think might get jannied

>>17975693
three or four rhythm games and dbd, and that's about it. Valheim at some point but she stopped talking about it because it implied she has non-hololive friends

>>17986680
me and my wife

I miss Gura

Gura push-ups stream when?

Gura...alive??? deaD???

>>17989366
noodle arms legit can't do a pushup.

>>17989159
>POV a janny saw your post.

>>17989131

>>17989412
She is right now, but she will likely be dead by daylight.

>>17989448
>>17989366
I just want to hear the cute noises of her failing to do a single pushup.

https://youtu.be/ysm_eZW-urw?t=3m38s
Her voice :(

>>17989745
No, I can't I can't hear her voice untill she returns. It will be all that much sweeter once I hear it again.

>>17989932
>He doesn't have Gura in his lifting playlist

ngmi

>>17989932
same desu

I miss Gura.

>roommate post still up

>>17990844
which one?was it mine?

>>17990844
wut?

Do your nighttime reps bros. Get your rest.

>>17989088
Love this.

>>17990844
refresh the page

globalfag here
why you guys got someone spreging out and posting dox in gura's art tag

>>17992037
The post is still there. 8750

>>17992648
#gwart? I don't see it. I only see art and moon ruins

>>17992648
yeah, me

>>17992648
He's a faggot and is mad his dox posts here get deleted.

>>17992648
why do people act like splits have some kind of control over schizos

>>17992811
no #gawrt

>>17992648
oh I assume that one kr*ut faggot from here. just report and move along

>>17992747
yeah, me
>>17992863
oh cool, that is the 1 world trade center. I once went up there with my cousin who killed himself because doki doki literature club told him to

is there someone that does ASMR with a similar soft cute voice as Gura?

>>17993235
try Rushia or Okayu

I love Gura!

BUT WHY DOES SHE PLAY DA BAYBEE GAYMS

I cough a terrible flu, far worse then any covid I've had. there is a really nasty flu bug going around.

I hope she's ok, this flu turned into pnuemonia and hospitalized me in the ICU for a week. nearly killed me. I caught covid x2, no worse then a light cold. this flu bug was a nightmare.

>>17994471
I don't wanna concern

covid bait nice lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3pzq5ytMko&t=7155s

zzz

>>17994657
night buddy

>>17988155
Meming???

>>17994471
Good to know, glad I got my flu vax with my COVID booster. Could be the latest H1N1 variant going around, those are usually the shittiest.

>>17994466
WHY GOOP GOOP PLAY BAYBEE GAYMS

>>17993177

Love shork

>>17996258
I'm like not even actually meming that. that is literally and legitimately what happened. I think I must have like autism or some shit because the only point in time I really got sad about it was when I was literally carrying his casket. Same thing for my grandparents. I think the only time's I've been legit sad over deaths were my dogs.
I wonder if the day I went to the 1 world trade center was the same day as that twitter photo, but prob not

>>17996515
kill yourself

>>17996573
no, why would I?

>>17996515
Wow, that's uh, quite something. Sorry about that. Not trying to be an asshole, but he must have been pretty unstable already if a game could do that.

If people on 4chan killed themselves every time they were told to, this site would probably be empty.

imagine getting filtered by a game lol

>>17994466
Because she is a baybee shork.

>>17996720
my aunt and uncle put him on SSRIs or some shit for adhd. Like he got put on and then taken off and then put on other meds in some weird order. Like no way was it just doki doki, but he like purposely modeled a bunch of stuff off of one of the anime girls on there