/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura

Look at my cute shark wife!

I love Gura the most

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

Hey buds.

chumbuds ,does gura really eats glue?

>>17962948
I took this picture, that's not glue on her hoodie

I love Gura from the bottom of my heart.

>>17962948
No, she just really wants to.

she is the perfect wmoan

A Haiku.
>Elusive same
>May my shots now hit their mark
>Nanora, Gura.

>>17962948
nah shes just smelling it

>>17963083
>pretends to be cunny
>has fat tits
people watch this shit?

>>17963083
Another one.
>Damn female brat
>Teasing us with her ausence
>She needs correction

>>17963222
I find her endearing, don't be a homo.

feel better gura

>>17963365
>makes joke about killing Gura
>gets ass mad when someone makes a joke back
Go back nigger faggot

>>17963464
anon, it's a joke about missing her...

>>17963514
anon, its a joke about shooting her with a gun...

>>17963559
anon, were you here in the thread last night? then you would have understood it.

I'll try to finish this today, if not is because I am sick. I hope you chumbuds are doing alright.

>>17963614
anon, stop being such a retarded schzio it was clearly a joke.
I swear Luna fans are the most retarded bread of people. Does something about her voice just permanently damage your brains or something?
Honestly I really like Luna but Luknights are really the most fucking weird and sad fanbase there is.

>>17963668
lmao nice edit

>>17963679
hey, those who live in gurass houses shouldn't throw stones

>>17963744
Nah I agree chumbuds are pretty up there but I've pretty closely interacted with EN Luna fans and they are like the kind of people who shit their pants and smear it on the walls of a walmart bathroom because they didnt have the right shampoo they like.
Again I love Luna and think shes super funny but those dudes are really weird.

>>17963679
I'm not a lunanito, I just find randomly attacking chuubas autistic and sometimes call it out. It apears that we both misunderstood each other then

>>17963832

>>17963668
what does your editing process look like? i like the deadbeats expression btw

>>17963898
You're alright chumbud, have a cute Gura.

>>17963959
You're alright chumbie, have a tiny Gura with a big sword

>>17964128
I still can't believe she did this...

>>17964128
the improv... the facial expressions... the delivery... the score... it's all so perfect. the perfect clip.

>>17963954
I will probably just post it when is all finished than showing more wips. I will work on it more when I have the time and I don't feel as dead. For now I will just rest and dream of Gooruh.

chumbuds i haven't slept for 30 hours

>>17964025
>>17963959
You should both fucking kill yourselves

>>17964461
Are you sure you are still alive?

>>17964490
I'll live as long as Gura still streams.

Guwa poopy
Guwa pissy

>>17964490
>new ip
>this gets posted
>>17964559
You first

>>17964490
oh nyo is anon upset over cute Guras?

I love Gura! I miss Gura!

>>17964490
Love you too, anon

I love Gura and her best friend Mori

>>17964707
Gura getting mad you are trying to put panties on her because her wet pussy keeps spilling all over the bed.

>diaper poster is a Mori bait poster
Not surprised honestly

>>17964490
If you wanted a cute Gura too, you could have just asked.

>>17964707
I want to nibble on Gura's hemorrhoids

CHEST AND TRICEP DO YOUR REPS

>>17964940
oh nyo
i was turkish all along

>>17964940
Gura called cockroaches cute.

>>17965033
Thats cool we should design a Gura flag like as if she was the ruler of a whole country

gills

>>17965082
Already done nigger

>>17965090
Ew.

catshark

>>17965111
exit

>>17965110
What flag simulation site is that?

>>17965110
Don't fucking call me this. But thanks. For the epic flag.

>>17965191
Gills are nasty and have no place on my wife

>>17964707
I can't stop thinking how soft her smooth cunny must be like...

>>17965224
They are literally canon

>>17965194
https://krikienoid.github.io/flagwaver/

>>17965249
No, the official birthday art hasn't got them

>>17965224
too bad, Gura said she has gills and you can't change that

>>17965262
Wait I'm a retard that isn't it.

>>17965272
>official birthday ar
not drawn by Nacho, not canon. Gura said she has gills, deal with it

>>17965272
Yeah, the "official" birthday art also gave her massive tits. Gura has mentioned her gills several times, I'm sure some anon can post some timestamps.

>>17965272
official birthday art
You mean that crap art that Gura chose at random that gave her massive disgusting cow tits?
Yea no thanks.
I love Gura very much but she dropped the ball super hard on her birthday merch.

>>17965286
She said a lot of things, like she said her tail is real and yet in debut it comes off, so it's not true. Same is for the Gills.

>>17965330
>yet in debut it comes off
are you retarded?

>>17965311
Where is the official art you have from Nacho with any gills?

>>17965319
Well the art you would've wanted is illegal in Europe and Australia

>>17964739
>>17965111
>>17965224
>>17965272
>>17965330
>>17965372
Deadbeat please go back already

>>17965352
oh, you're the same shitposter as last time. It's already been explained to you, now fuck off

>>17965224
what next, you gonna complain about the fishy smell?

concernbuds status?

>>17965444
pissing my pants

>>17965444

>>17965343
No you are.
https://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1111

>>17965444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17965224
do you want her to DIE

>>17965444

>>17965557
Why would she die?

>>17965444
We've had worse. DEFCON status: 4.

good news chumbuds i found an amazon review of headphones very similar to the groove coaster headphones (the danboard model from the same OEM with the slightly older qualcomm TWS SOC) that describes how they smell

>>17965505
Jesus christ you're retarded. Watch the stream for 20 seconds and she says her tail is real you drooling fucking retard. She has always claimed the tail was real
https://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1140

>>17965505
anon.... that is a design sheet thats purpose is for showing detail at different angles.
The tail is removed to show more detail of her body

>>17965505
>"I have a tail, my tail is real."

>>17965505
Kek.
What's the point of trolling if you're going to give it away just like that?

>>17965618
No if that's true you will see a cross section of the taik also, not just the back of a hoodie with no tail

>>17965654
No really fuck off deadbeat

>>17965654
I'm starting to believe you aren't trolling and are actually beyond retarded.

>>17965576
she needs them to breathe

hey goomba
i hope you're starting to get better
stay strong, ogey?
we're always here for you

>>17965690
No thats what her mouth and lungs is for, her gills help her breath underwater, but they not her main sorse of oxigin

>>17965753
anon this is hololive English

If Gura is true to her word and was genuinely sorry for her lack of communication during her last illness, she will update us today. I have faith.

>>17965817
She's unable to since she's hooked up to a ventilator at the hospital atm.

>>17965817
I also believe. That being said if she doesn't today and does tomorrow that will be fine too. However if she does neither I'll be sad.

>>17965817
i'm not sad that she's not tweeting, i'm sad that she's sick

>>17965319
Hey now, the shirt is very nice.

>>17965737
>we're always here for you
I won't, unless she posts a schedule today.

She's already dead. They're searching for her replacement.

>>17965881
I'm sad she isn't doing her fucking job as a streamer

>>17965913

>>17965444
Current level is yellow, waiting until late tomorrow raidio silence to go full concern.

since Gura hinted that she might have caught Omicron this might help you guys be less concerned about her
the variant is extremely nerfed to the point tou would survive even if you have super aids

>>17965884
I agree the shirt is nice but the mousepad might be funny but its kinda dumb and the postcard is just terrible.
With all the ideas she had she really should have had something better and her asking what people want for merch after she released merch was just silly.
She really should have had something that fans actually wanted like a spork or a dakimakura. If Aqua can have a spoon there is really no reason she cant have a fork.

>>17965957
Okayu just had a fork and knife set too

>>17965654
Jesus Christ you're retarded.

>>17964739
Ewww get the fuck out of here deadbeat
Is this a gaslighting operation?

>>17965946
Gura is extremely fragile. She literally passes out when getting out of bed in the morning.

>>17964739
Why is there a whore standing next to my cute shark daughter?

>>17966032
Fuck off asswipe

>>17966020
that has nothing to do with the immunologic system

>>17965946
NO you can't say that! Just listen to the media and be terrified of the heckin' coof!

>>17966060
t. cuckbeat

>>17966063
Yes, it does. Anemic people have heightened risk of being hospitalized due to covid.

>>17966081
No Gura is my oshi but I think Mori is pretty neat too, I don't get the hate for her, and I dig her music

>>17965957
My guess is she probably procrastinated on submitting merch ideas and then got discouraged when she couldn't make the glowy fork.
Hopefully this year's merch is better, especially since she fielded fan ideas early.

>>17966154
100% agree with all that.
If we dont get an official Gura daki I will be pretty sad.

She will either be back tomorrow or tweet about her situation tomorrow if she needs more time.
But don't expect anything today chumbuds. Do you reps

>>17966154
the shirt is just too good for me to be capable of disappointment

>>17966218
thank u omicron sama

>>17966154
She seems to like fashion. I'd be okay with her designing more clothes for us.
I do want a sexy dakimagura, though.

>>17965817
Lmao this anon did not listen to what she actually promised

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17966224
Man I really should have bought two shirts. I still haven't worn mine at all and I've had it for months, I just don't want to mess it up

>>17966218
But the more I do my reps and get my life together the less attached I feel to Gura...

>>17966218
you're probably right Wednesday schizo

>>17966289
i definitely do not regret getting two!

im gonna make a vaccine

>>17966289
I got two but sadly mens fat is too big for me.
I really wish she had womens sizes seeing as like 15% of her fans are women.

>>17966443
oh, and it would be difficult to alter too because the seams would eat up the shark mouth print.

>>17966291
Yeah I started reps for Gura last year but then I actually got in shape and found a gf... Which I guess is the goal but I still don't feel anything as intense as how I used to feel for her so I miss it in a way

>>17966443
I cant imagine how massive those shirts must be on Gura. She probably really cant even wear her own shirt.

What if Gura queefed on stream?

I'm not worried because I know that gura's stalkers will call help if her health suddenly worsens.

>>17966443
It's 8.5% women.

>>17966443
but oversized t-shirts are cute

>>17965444
Holding it together.

gura better give us a schedule right now RIGHT NOW

>>17966443
I'm guessing you already tried washing one a few times to get it to shrink, but if they were way too big to begin with that probably wouldn't work. I got the XL expecting them to be a bit small and it's a bit longer than I would like, and im 6ft 2

what would Gura say here?

im willing to have absolutely no contact for the next 6 days if it means we get something on Valentines

Don’t forget that her sick days doesn’t count as break days. Once she gets better, she’ll take another two or three days off.

>>17966612
shrinkage is minimal, certainly less than 5%, even with hot wash and hot machine dry.

>>17966626
Why?

>>17966612
Well im 6'3 its just men and women are built very different. Its just way too baggy in the wrong places and looks kind bad on me.
The chest area is fine but the stomach arms and neck are all so loose it just looks sloppy.
I cant imagine what its like for normal sized women

>>17966624
THE GAME

>>17966686
1. I understand she needs her rest
2. A Valentine's stream cancellation would be the end of this thread.

>>17966800
And the end of me being a fan. We've put up with a lot of shit but that would just be too much.

>>17966858
>We

>>17966800
If Valentines gets canceled I will shit post.
Sorry chumbies but im not a hypocrite.

>>17966704
imagine thinking that giant t-shirks look bad

>>17966858
>>17966892
niggers like you are precisely why I wouldn't mind a longer break

>>17966908
Anon they aren't Gura fans, they are gonna shit up the threads even if she love bombs us to death on valentines

anon has been threatening to quit being a chumbud every single weekend for 9,000 years

>>17966891
amazing how you picked quite possibly the worst image ever to show that off... shirt looks terrible and the 4 pounds of makeup on her face looks impressively bad.
>>17966908
fuck off deadbeat

Why isn't she streaming. Is she being lazy again?

>>17967007
Yes Gura is extremely lazy, now go back.

>>17967007
she has the gawrgonic plague

>>17966908
>>17967007
I just assume this is the same person at this point

Go back to your discord, faggots. You make it so obvious

look how to baitor's suckers sucking his cock...

>>17966946
You're allowed to dislike things she does. She's not gonna fuck you for whiteknighting here

>>17967102
go back

Cunny post

Hello chumbuds.
Please give me all your favorite new Gura art from this past week
I tried browsing the tag but it's all Q shit and I want to make sure I don't miss out on any solo stuff

>>17967101
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>17967125
>tells people to go back
>needs to go back
many such cases, very sad

Don't suck the baitors's cock, chumbud

>>17967163
t u t

>>17967168

>>17967168

>>17967168

>>17967163

is goop goop going to goop today?

>>17967322
yes, but only for me

>>17967163
>>17967168

>>17967168

>>17967211
>not posting the superior version

>>17967168

cunny posting

>>17967168
T u T

>>17967420
>no cat ears
i think it is you who posted the inferior version

>>17967469
Cat shark is lame and normal shark is better.
Cat ears are fake weeb bait and anyone who thinks making her a cat is better than her just being a shark is a fake fan.

>>17966624
hoocha huhaha

>>17967511
Holy based.

>>17967511

>>17967511
People who think cat shark is better are people who have Zero-Two or Asuna as their waifu

>>17966143
t.

>>17967469
No the original is definitely inferior
It's too busy, the cat ears don't work when Gura already has the mini-twintails like that off to the side, it's aesthetically displeasing. It should be one or the other
t. barber

>>17967646
fuck you catshark is my favorite

gura loves her shrimpies!

>>17967681
Wow must have really hit the mark with that Zero Two comment eh?

>>17967511
t.

>>17967692
my waifu drives a panzerkampfwagen iv

>>17967646
What's wrong with Asuna? Only the Aincrad version is good, though.

>>17967741
Ah Girls und Panzer is also giga normie bait.
Thanks for your worthless input.

>>17967511

>>17967792
you must be 18 years old to post on this site

>>17967511
>>17967646
>>17967792

>>17967511
>>17967646
>>17967672

goop goop

>>17966528
>>17966544
Yeah, imagining Gura in her own oversized shirt is pretty cute

>>17967511
Another problem with cat shark is that it was a thing around the time Cover turned literally every single holo into a cat, it just wasn't something unique to Gura.
Thankfully we seem to be moving away from the cat craze with most new outfits.

would you stick your gooper in gura's pooper?

>>17965884
I like the red Gura tag.

I had a GTA5 bug biting me for a while but my piece of shit laptop can't run it, so I've been watching Gura GTA vods instead
your oshi's cool and funny

>>17968053
No.
Cunny only.

>>17968053
No, my only objection would be the continuous insemination of Gura

>>17968046
While it was a bit overdone, Gura really wanted cat ears. It wasn't just a Cover thing. She talked about having them a while before she got her catshark outfit, probably partly because she knew/requested it.

>>17967511
It's fine as a cute gimmick for some streams, but her recent two outfits have completely mogged her first two outfits.

>>17968260
I love how her hair moves in her latest 2 outfits.

Catshark is the cunniest outfit for sure, but it’s a little bland and the overall quality is obv much worse. I’d love to see it reimagined by the new guy but will never happen.

>>17968254
I love Goowa but I don't think she really thought her request through

does gura's mom visit her when she's sick? that'd be nice

>>17968260
>>17968287
Yeah, I'll definitely agree on that. The Atlantean and New Year outfits are definitely her best. Love watching her move around with them. Hopefully she'll show the kimono with Ebi-chan again.

>>17968333
My thoughts exactly.

>>17968425
I love both Greek and NY Gura but shark hoodie remains the best

>>17968333
Based.

*casts spell to make everyone below this post stinky*

i like that cat shart

oh nyo

Rip goomba gooperson: she was cute and funny

>>17968484
Hoodie with new rigging would be great, same with catshark. Hopefully someday

Just went to stop and shop and bought a carton of Orange Mango Tango and a can of bang

>>17968748
bango mango tango huhaha

>>17968254
I didn't like how the cat shark arc made my Gura art folder look... you know...

>>17968809
i sure liked it!

we are all grey today
the lines between membershrimps and greychads are blurred, indistinguishable
how does it feel? how does it feel to be apart of the grey chumbies who you have mocked mercilessly
>b-but im a paying costumer!
oh really? your name seems pretty grey and badgeless...
Sit down.

Hey, gomber's boyfriend here. I regularly cum in her Invisalign and that is why she makes that slurping drooling sound so often. She will be back on the 15th because we are having a lot of valentines day week sex . If you send me $50 I'll send you a picture of Gura after I creampied her

>>17968809
No, explain

What if gura comes back as a black person?

>>17968833
keep crying bitch boy it still shows my trident

>>17968809
oh nyo~

>>17968784
The Orange mango tango I was planning to buy, the bang was incidental because it was by the check out

I hope Gura is doing better

>>17969253
same desu

>>17969253
Even if she feels better soon this will just happen again within a month. I'd be shocked if she lives to 2030.

>>17968333
Catshark at the very least should return, nothing against slapping that sassy ass face in a new outfit. It was so tragic that she had been hyping cat Gura for so long then had all the enthusiasm taken away the moment she got it.
I wanted catgirl asmr

is gorm goomberino still sick

>>17969394
she still likes catshark and used it the other day and likes all the memes about it, so...

>>17969416
glum gabool is indeed still sick

>>17969436
Im just glad she has pretty much acknowledged how terrible the rigging is and pushes a bit towards having better quality in the future.

maybe i'm gonna watch a watchalong vod since i couldn't catch any of them, my Guranium levels are already critical
any recommendations?

>>17963668
Doing god's work.
Best I can do is add her hairpins.

>>17969394
Yeah, that was sad. She has used it a few times recently, though. Gura nya-ing in my ears would be amazing

>>17969488
Ratatouille would be fitting given the circumstances.

>>17969509
Goddammit if you keep posting that I'm gonna have to fap again

>>17969477
I was surprisingly happy when she accused chat of making fun of her rigging the other day, I thought she might have been taking it personally and trying to avoid it, but if she's in on it then we can hope for better

>>17969647
I mean she talked about being a rhombus a couple times before as well as her bad rigging and showed a rhombus meme in the meme review as well as had Gawmbus gif on her loading screen.
The only thing that I have noticed is that rigger has been banned in her chat since cat shark while rigging is not.

>>17969647
She knows that the best way to handle memes about her is to own it and ride the flow, thats one of the things that makes her best girl

>>17969709
She also used the gif, suspicious.

>>17969825
anon.... he said that

>>17969825
i wonder where did she find that

>>17969825
SHE IS /HERE/
no most likely its just containment breakers

>>17969915
probably the internet

salmbus

>>17969915
https://tenor.com/view/gura-hololive-gawr-gura-goorah-gif-21485346
This site is the first result if you google gawr gura gif

>>17969927
>posting memes online is containment breaking
how new?

>>17969915
Twitter.

>>17969900
The other anons got what i meant.

>>17969948
rhombased

w-what if you went over to take care of a sick gura and she acted like that scene in kaguya sama and made you sleep with her...

>>17969927
she absolutely fucking posts here. Or at least reads the thread. That was why she was making all those fucking diaper and piss fetish jokes on stream during the bully thing. Literally just to fuck with this thread. She has responded to posts in this thread while streaming

>>17966624
if you change ina for anon then "that's the closest to squirting you will ever see"

>>17970058
meds

>>17969416
She hasn't unpinned her last schedule so I would think so. Probably try again tomorrow.

>>17970058
yea me

>>17970058
No she hasn't. Those instances you're obsessed with like her changing the BGM were times people would very obviously be saying the same thing in chat.

>>17970058
least schizophrenic chumbud

You guys are retarded, how else do you explain her "Same DESU" emote?

>>17970058

>>17970058
If you honestly believe this, you know the best way to keep her reading this thread is to pretend she doesn't.

>>17970058
I mean, she knows what gets reactions, but the diaper fetish fags only exploded after she made the joke and when she did a callback joke to that joke

>>17970167
Its her intro...

>>17970167
that did not originate here anon...
although
same desu

>>17970167
Knowing that joke doesn't mean she regularly reads this thread, which is what people are arguing about.

>>17970179
>>17970148
>>17970140
>>17970132
>>17970126
>>17970199
>>17970216
She is and has been for a while a known shitposter. Even fucking Mori admitted on twitter to shitposting on 4chan in the past. You are a retard if you don't think the girls have used 4chan ever

>>17970167
Made me laugh, thanks anon.

>>17970167
Are you kidding me you fucking pea brain? same tee bee haych has been a popular internet thing for years. It's not "same desu" in Gura's emotes

>>17970254
using the site in the past and being /here/ isn't the same thing retard

>>17970254
obviously she used 4chan, you dont even need to do roommate reps to see that, but if she actively stalk this split is another thing entirely

>>17970254
i'm sure she checks vt out once in a while but i doubt she's a regular. do you have specific posts that might be from her?

https://files.catbox.moe/umlqhy.mp4

>>17970221
>>17970229
>>17970269
>Her emote is "Same tb.h"
>Introduces herself with "Same desu"
>No reason for her to have that emote other than to make the connection to 4chan's word filter

my wife is closing the thread after sighing in disgust at another here argument

>>17970313
75% of the diaper posts

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm looping

how would you guys change if you knew gura looked at this thread daily? i'd post more gura cunny

>>17970254
doesnt matter, no one wants to associate with this place anymore because of /pol/niggers, bunkertrannies and the avarage schizo.
its sad, 8 or 9 years ago this place used to be the coolest place on the internet for normalfags

>>17970313
>>>/jp/26844214

>>17970367
Retard. Those are obviously a couple diaperfags who don't post like her at all.

I think it's possible she comes here sometimes, but I honestly think she would be a lot more closed and distant if she came here regularly. Even knowing that's just how 4chan is, seeing all the schizo stuff that gets posted about her would likely weigh on her

>>17970058
Go back.
>>17968998

Serious question. Would you still watch Vtuber if Gura had to graduate because of health problem and has no future reincarnation ?
Or would you be too much heartbroken ?

>>17970474
Gura absolutely comes here to shitpost every once in a while to blow off steam.

>>17970383
nothing, she knew what she could expect.
i'd also offer a torrent to my 17GB folder of her porn

>>17970487
No

>>17970495
i would watch some of them sometimes but it wouldn't be the same. she's very special to me.

>>17970474
Gura and Ame are schizos though. They were literally talking about how they think chemtrails are real on the apex stream

>>17970495
Probably not, or at least not for a while. I watch for Gura specifically, not vtubers in general.

>>17969416
Nope, she died.

Aww man, it's the 'Gura lurks /vt/' episode again.

I hate reruns.

>>17970383
I'd post Shion much more often.

>>17970495
id stop. gura is the only thing i look forward to these days. if it was on better terms maybe i'd find another vtuber but no one comes close to gura for me

>This membership has been paused. You won’t be charged again unless it’s turned back on.

Hello Chumbies. Its me Gura. Ask me anything and I will respond.

>>17970634
are you feeling better

>>17970554
I think that was mainly just them joking around, but that's also not what I'm talking about. The she's lying, hates her fans, is a Lex Luthor genius manipulating everyone, etc type stuff is what I'm referring to. That and the occasional dox/stalker stuff.

>>17970634
Gura wouldn't use correct capital letters.

>>17970634
imagine the smell

>>17970554
Gura thinks conspiracy memes are funny and is a little weirded out by Ame actually believing them, and Ame is smart enough to know not to say too much on stream.

>>17970634
Post picture of your microphone with a timestamp, else fuck off impostor.

>>17970634
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>17970722
gura and ame both correctly believe that sandy hook was an inside job done by obama to try to ban guns

>>17970554
>yfw i had to revise a scientific paper submission on some guys trying to prove chemtrails on some american state
>the article was pretty convincing but i had to reject them because the only reference was some guys books
in the end i told them to try mapping the area with satellite images to build hard evidence because if their hypothesis was true they could map it to a american military base, but they just give up with me and searched another person to revise their article
also, i not even american, it was a funny week

>>17970634
I don't believe you. Say something only the real Gura would say.

>>17970383
Don't frequent here enough to change, i'd just say she was much better after she broke off from chan culture and I hope she keep a comfortable distance. There's a few chuckles to be had here, but too long is literal poison.

>>17970722
A conspiracy theory stream by ame featuring brother watson would be cool. But you can't have nice things with omegle breathing at the back of your neck.

>>17970763
nice fake tripcode. Almost fell for it.

>>17970737
anon, anyone can just order one online

>>17970900
hi gura

>>17970953
that's not even the right model

>>17970953
Nah, monitor isn't curved.

>>17970900
ISREAL

>>17970900
I love you Gura

>>17970900

>>17970961
>>17970974
shh

i've been thinking about posting a cute gura picture here but every time i open ggg it's always stupid arguments and stupid posters ugh

>>17970900
o-ok, w-why do you have a microphone?

>>17971056
Post 'em anyway.

>>17971056
post cute gura anyway

>>17970820
Yeah, I'd agree with that. I left for several years and came back to see the shenanigans going on here with Gura and vtubers in general, and it's nice to get info I would miss otherwise and sometimes get a good laugh, but overall I feel it's negatively affected me. I think constantly reading the weird shit posted here has started to warp my own perception of reality.

>>17971056
youll work up the courage eventually anon

>>17971056
Just do it, help improve the thread quality.

>>17970900
Why the fuck is there a pube on your monitor?

>>17971069
because it is ame

>>17971122
that's a hair stuck to the shock mount

>>17971122
Not curly enough to be a pube, that's regular hair.

>>17971122
that just looks like a normal long hair strand
from a girl

>>17970900
Are you bored again, Risu?

>>17971107
are you me?

I'm gonna step away from here soon, it definitely gets you twisted and makes you realize stuff you rather wouldn't. The whole Mori drama wouldn't exist if she didn't get shat up by the posts on here.

If I need news anything truthful will be on the fruit farm.

>>17970900
Hi, Gura. stop shitposting and make a schedule.

https://files.catbox.moe/4cdbm0.jpg

>>17971236
Man, sucks to be mentally fragile to the point where posts affect you like that even when you are not even the target of the posting.

>>17967511
>>17967646
you don't fit in here

>>17970313
most cunny posts, as Gura is a pedo lesbian

>>17971493
>necro post
>wrong opinion
>new ip
go back faggot

>>17971495
She's not a lesbian because she's married to me. She does appreciate the cunny posts though

I have a question. Why does she play the baby games?

>>17971650
guwa baby

>>17971602
>>necro post
im allowed to say whatever i want to whoever i want whenever i want

>>17971650
Do you like to play difficult games you might not be very good at for an audience? The performance anxiety must be awful.

>>17971690
based

Googoo Gaga

>>17971650

>>17971690
>>>>le me me arrows incorrectly
you are but you have a shit opinion so you still need to go back

>>17971741
jesas

>>17971741
I hope you're underage. There's no excuse for posting like this if you aren't.

>>17970722
is ame based?

A real necropost is when someone replies to a question from several threads ago, which I always find kinda funny

>>17971850
i miss the days this time last year when we were replying across boards

>>17971848
Ame has more life experience than 90% of this thread.

>>17971886
>Californian
>life experience
sure.......

>>17971886
You are joking right?

>>17971886
being accident prone doesnt count as experience, it just means darwin forgot to take luck into account

>>17971921
what better place for life experience is there, than the most densely populated state in america

my gurer...

>>17972114
Clearly you know nothing about California
The only experience that comes from there is how to be either retarded or a terrible person.
Regardless this is a Gura thread not an Ame thread.
Talk about Gura more

>>17972251
You forgot option 3
Retard and a terrible person.

i miss gura

i miss gura

i miss gura

i miss gura

i bliss gura

>>17972114
He is for real.

>>17972289
>>17972304
>>17972314
>>17972333
Aim better.

I hit Gura.

imagine gura

>>17971886
It's time for anons to talk about how they're all criminals again.

>>17972345
sadly probably.

>>17972439
You dont need to be a criminal to have more life experience than a young girl who pretends to know everything when she has literally broken 2 premade pc's

I hope Gura had some pudding today

It’s tough being a poorbud. I want to send a red superchat as Shark_Mascot begging the chat for help so I can see Gura’s reaction.

>>17972618
I remember someone else roleplayed as bloop early on, begging for Gura's attention.
It didn't work.

>>17972552
She probably had soup and mango juice too