/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

Rubby rubby tummy

Guraw

Feel better Gumgum

>>17933679
Right that's my point. Thank you

>>17933738
good soundpost. simple as

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17933802
I'm glad we're all in agreement that it was merely a stranger with visible symptoms that she assumes were the bad coof then.
Back to cuteposting.

Goober is missing, not because she is sick, but because she is in china competing in the women's biathlon. Good luck will come to her, but only if you tell her to shoot and ski well
In case you don't know this girl, she won the olympic medal for pistol shooting last time. She has American McGee's Alice and witcher shit on and made a twitter account where all she did was go onto hentai tags and like big titty anime girls

Chumbies I have to inform your that Gawr Gura from Hololive EN has suddenly passed....
out and is sleeping comfortably in her bed. If you do not reply to this message with GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA she will have a bad nights sleep and take an extra day to recover.

>>17933891
again, if it was the animal shelter, it wouldn't need to be a stranger. Could very well be a coworker or friend who works there.

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA!!!

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933944
neat

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA
>>17934007
oh and in case someone tries to janny me for writing that, she says on stream all the time that she works at an animal shelter so she can play with the animals and that is what she does on her days off

Fauna must be so happy her oshii likes her so much

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17934007
Could be that, could also be someone random working at the shelter and they sent out an email to everyone after they tested positive.
Probably best to just drop this, though, since all that will come of further speculation is shitposting.

>>17934089
>she says on stream all the time that she works at an animal shelter
t. threadreader
You're right that she mentioned it, but bringing it up one time in a year means nothing about how often she does it.

>>17933891
You got triggered by the word someone in quotes. She ain't single, cope.

Breaking news on /ggg/: Adult woman leaves her home like a functional person.

>SEA hours
>cuckposting
No one is surprised

>>17934239
>Gura is a functional person

>>17934239
Gura isn't functional and has to call her mommy and daddy for help with groceries.

>>17934171
she has brought it up more than one time. Because I am pretty sure she mentioned it in the past 2 weeks because she said it on stream and there was an old clip from minecraft of her talking about it.
>>17934207
yea, me
>>17934157
they don't legally need to send you an email anymore about being in contact with a coofer if you are vaxxed.

>>17934013
>>17934022
>>17934043
>>17934077
>>17934080
>>17934089
>>17934113
>>17934140
The FUCK are you all yelling for... You woke me up and I just fell asleep...
I don't know why you would all be so noisy this late at night. No tweet for you tomorrow >:(

>>17933891
No retard. She couldn't say covid because of rules she is under.

>>17934295
nyo..... Goomba I'm sorry, please forgive me I just wanted you to feel better =*(

>>17934293
Just because they don't need to doesn't meant they wouldn't. Like I said, all the speculation is just inviting drama posting anyway.

Yesmen gonna yesmen

>>17934293
Read my post again retard. Once in a year, it's been over a year since the other time she's mentioned it. If you someone take her bringing up twice in a year and a half of streaming to mean it's something she does regularly, despite the countless times she's mentioned not doing much over the course of her streaming, then I don't know how to help you.

>>17934293
Two mentions is not "all the time". Also she didn't say it was an animal shelter, or how often she does it.

The not streaming cause sick/coof seems weird to me
>t. someone who goes into work sick anytime I get sick because I forgot how to call out and it is more work to call out and I am saving my sick days to be annoying in the future/cash out on them
I used to call out for bullshit reasons when I had a wagie job though, still streaming video games seems pretty EZ

Just throwing out random shitpost keywords now. kek

stop ban evading and go back to global, Ryan

>>17934438
Not sure if this bait or if you're just retarded, but it's kind of hard to talk for hours when you have a sore throat or are coughing all the time.

Do I love Gura? Yes
Do I think Gura is cute? Yes
Is Gura my wife? Yes

I am the Yesman

>>17934536
I made this post

Well...looks like yesmanschizo is finally here
Goodbye everyone. I'll be back after gura comes back

PS. Don't try to argue with him. He hates losing and loves attention

Any way GURA CUTE!

Shh, my wife is sleeping

Gura made more panic soup today and did not eat it

>>17934683
oops

she'll be fine

https://www.newsnationnow.com/health/coronavirus/how-sharks-could-help-fight-covid-19-virus-future-coronaviruses/

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17934768
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that not too long ago. Thought it was pretty interesting.

guys it is 12:30 am, we all know there is zero chance goomber is actually asleep right now. She doesn't go to bed until like 5 in the morning due to drinking caffeine all night

>>17934438
>saving my sick days
Is this a thing? Do you get an amount of "sick days" you can use? What happens if you get sick more than that amount of days?

>>17935068
The brat better be getting a good night's sleep right now

>>17935085
you get euthanized at the company store

>>17935085
You get fired

>>17935142
That's funny. If they tried to fire me for getting sick I would have a hell of a lawsuit on my hands

>>17935085
You don't get paid for not working. In america missing even one day of work can send you down a spiral leading to homelessness.

>>17935068
she sleeps more when she's sick and sometimes she does the thing where she doesn't eat and just goes back to bed. probably doing that.

>>17935068
she's likely been asleep for the past 20 hours and only woket up to use the bathroom, if that

>>17935085
Burgerland has pretty shitty (see nearly nonexistant) labor laws on things that aren't directly related to safety.

>>17935187
I'm somewhat ignorant when it comes to how shit works in the US, I'll have to admit. An American friend of mine told me he had to pay for an ambulance ride to the hospital after hurting himself the other day and that seemed odd to me, too. Oh well

>>17935242
yeah, me
https://files.catbox.moe/aneviw.jpg

>>17935342
Yeah, it sucks. Getting sick or hurt can literally ruin your life financially.

>>17935187
This is false. I took a week off to watch Gura without permission and still had a job. You just need to be irreplaceable.

>>17935365
t. me

>>17935417
I mean, even in burgerland if you're a decent worker and don't have actual dogshit management as long as you're not doing no call/no shows you can get away with a lot.

Gurass

ho ho hoocha

>>17935758
is that real?

>>17935085
It's paid time off. You get paid even though you're not working, unless you take too many days off.

>>17935820
yea

>>17935888
proof?

>>17935936

>>17935847
It just works differently here. Say I take 5 paid days off and get sick, I can hand in my doctors note and get those sick paid days off back to take at another time.

>>17935758
Is that... the horror of Hololive, Gwinckle Claws?

>>17936042
rubrubrubrubrub

>>17936042
Yab

We need some Gurass. Post what you got buds

>>17934438
I've been down with the flu real bad at least three times in my life, last time was in 2018 i was shaking with full body ache and weak as fuck, the first time was even worse because my dear mother insisted that i had to lie in bed covered in layers upon layers of blankets, this bitch wanted me dead.

>>17935936

>>17935758
The gwombus

>>17936079

>>17936079

>>17936079

>>17935085
>>17935105
>>17935142
>>17935187
>>17935330
>>17935847
yea I get like 15 a year and can roll them over. I can not work for like 3 months at this point if I wanted. in theory if you run out you don't get paid if you miss work, but in actuality you likely would go on disability and get paid some % of your salary instead. Main reason I got the coof shot was if we got it and got told to quarantine it didn't cost sick days, but nonvaxxed who had to miss work had to waste their days

>>17935342
it's like $20 if you have actual insurance.

>>17936134
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>>17936197
all quality, thanks buds

Does anyone have the link to the magnets of her unarchived streams?

>>17936079

>>17936082
I've gone to work like that and then was told I had to go home halfway through the day

>>17936268
Just search it on youtube since most likely someone uploaded it. If is a members unarchived stream then just search it on nyaasi, there's torrent and magnets files there.

Cuddling with Gura...

>>17936268
https://rentry.org/gawrchive

>>17934314
What rules? Iofi had no problems telling everyone she had the coof.

I miss Gura.

>>17936556
jewtube totally does something weird if you mention coof. Based Paul "I will be exonerated" Harrell always calls coof, beer instead because of it

I want to fill gura with my seed then fall asleep caressing her tummy

>>17936846
So she'd announce it on Twitter?
We already know what it looks like when one of the Hololive girls gets Covid, why are we inventing conspiracy theories around this?

>>17936895
I want Gura to fall asleep on top of me, tummy to tummy.

>>17937041
I want to fall asleep forever inside of Gura's tummy.

Gura feel better

I want to cum outside gura so i don't have to take responsibility!

what weird shit does Gura watch on youtube?

>>17937192
see>>17936846

You guys seem like you need to listen to this today
https://files.catbox.moe/4jhkgi.mp3

New outfit from Nacho

>>17937835
Gura baby...

>>17937835
Cute

I want that Gura grapefruit technique

>>17938005
night bud

>>17938005
shork dream

hewwo

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17938282
Mating press

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17934089
>she says on stream all the time that she works at an animal shelter so she can play with the animals
Literally the best part of my job. She's just like me

>>17938282
I usually squish tiny Guras but this one looks really polite. She can stay.

i wish gura had more stuff she didn't want to do, she's always happier to stream when she's using it to shirk some other responsibility

>>17938869
>Wanting Gura to not do her reps

???

Some of you faggots are the reason why we can't have nice things.

Gura opens up about personal details of her life like the animal shelter or being worried that she got the coof and all you can think of is cuckposting.

Who cares if she has friends, that doesn't fucking change anything, she will still act lovey dovey towards us because she loves her job and enjoys spending time with us.

>>17939039
sick em chumchad

>>17939039
im happy she's doing that. dont mind the subhumans, they can't help how they are

>Talking about bait from 2 hours ago
Why tho

the amazon listing for the groove coaster headphones lists the charging case as having a 2,220,000 mAh battery capacity and a mass of 80 g, making it the most energy-dense battery ever created in the history of human technology by multiple orders of magnitude.

>>17939214
it was made with advanced atlantean technology

>>17939214
I wanted them pretty badly. I had just bought new headphones.

>>17939214
Advanced Atlantean mini fusion reactor, UP TO 25 YEARS of Playback

Raycon BTFO

hey is atlantis real

I’m not in a good timezone to watch Gura. I don’t watch everything live but my sleep schedule is still fucked up a lot.
With her consistent streaming this past weeks I was dead tired. This break is helping me regain some rest and sanity

>>17939039
Bro she's going to have cuckposters regardless of how in shambles her social life is. Biggest chuuba with the most idolfags makes for the easiest (You) farming.

>>17939482
I mean I'm not asking if there's anime shark girls down in the ocean but like was it a real place I mean

>>17939039
Furthermore, she was very clear that she lives alone and wants to see us on Valentine's Day.

>>17939482
gura is from atlantis

>>17939475
now, don't get too excited. i ran the numbers and it's still a little less than 0.01% the energy density of fission reactor fuel. but at least it has a USB-A port so you can use it as a power bank.

>>17939498
honestly same. I also prefer rewatching her streams 'cause she doesn't stream 6-8 hours everyday. It's too tedious to catch up by then

>>17939522
Yea its real, Himmler have sent the expedition team to neue schwabia in 1937 to confirm it, they saw some shark human hybrid

They found another entrance in the rocky mountain, basically atlantis is a

>>17939579
Well its a fusion reactor anon, totally common atlantean tech

I wanna see another Gura doodle stream. Those were fun.

>>17939681
A-Anon?!

>>17939855
I wanna see another Gura stream

>>17939859
It's over, they got him.

I miss her but I really just hope she's feeling better right now

>>17939502
I know, but if my words reach one or two chumbuds, then it's not pointless.

>>17939556
And even if she doesn't do it, it's because of the coof. She even got a lot of expensive shit just for it, there's no way she doesn't want to do something for us on Valentine's Day.

>>17940013
It's disgusting that she's eating in bed

>>17939498
why not watch vod like most do? what you gonna miss chat emoji?

>>17940091
>He wouldn't let Gura eat in his bed

>>17940295
No I fucking wouldn't

>>17940091
I always eat in bed but I don't let the fucking fries fall onto the bed what the fuck Gura

>>17940077
>Thinking the cuckposters are actual Chumbuds and not just shitposters

why does she use herself as her phone wallpaper? isn't that a bit vain?

>>17940554
she's cute

>>17940554
I really really want to know which wallpaper she's using bros.... someone please ask her to tweet it or something

>>17940411
Some of them are insecure unicornfags who need Gura to constantly validate her love for us

>>17940554
I don't blame her. She likes high quality cunny, which she is.

>>17940554
Wouldn't that make her think of us every time she looks at her phone?

>>17940754
i like when gura validates her love for us

>>17940866
she thinks of herself

>>17940714
It's either something by Shouu or the My Chumbies Gura

>>17936846
God damn this man is based

>>17940754
A balance of trust and validation is needed for our relationship to last.

>>17940896
We all do, but I wouldn't stop believing she loves us if she didn't say it for a couple of streams

>>17941030
Heh I win, stinky.

>>17941122
If gura beat me in Uno I would immediately just start fucking her

>>17940554
she might be just really proud of her work. I'd do the same with some good art I create. even better if its a fan art.

>>17942190

>only if Gura won

Implying you wouldn't do it regardless of result.
NGMI

>>17942190
Me and Gura.

>>17940091
>>17940295

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17942996
Wow, this would make for an amazing Gura edit. That smug face, the hair, those thigh highs. And the full thing is amazing. Source is "Omae wa itsumo makezugirai" btw

>>17943105
ANON PLEASE

>>17943823
Wouldn't be the first time someone edited Wagashi's work into Gura.

>>17943823
[Kyaradain] Imouto ga Komatteru kara...!! would also work with the teeth.

>>17936391
The second time was kind of like that for me but instead of sending me home i was taken to the nurse station, they gave me a pill which made the symptoms go away and was sent back to work, i dont know if that shit was cocaine or something else but i the symptoms went away and felt so energetic that i unloaded 6 cargo holds by myself for what was left of the shift.

The next morning i couldnt fucking move, it felt like all my muscles were filled with lactic acid but had to go to work anyway because it was my 5th month working at the company and didnt want to give reasons for my 6 month contract to not be renewed, at least that day was kind of quiet.

>>17942996
Wagashi is the best.

>>17944087
Oh wow, yes, it certainly would.

>>17942190

>>17940554
Do you think she’s ever called herself Gura in public?

>>17944825
No. She doesn't speak much in public.

Gura would fucking LOVE Metal Gear Rising.

>>17944963
I wonder if she remembers the conversation where Mori got her hyped up to play it only to say they don't have and will never have perms.

general graduate is too strong for china to make a fuss?

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

Newfag here. Why does she play the baby games?

>>17945249
Because she is bab. But sometimes she plays the shoot games

>>17945249
Because she is a baby shark.

>>17944825
No, but her mom calls her "Baby shark", and sometimes calls her "Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo"

I hate that we can't send gifts to the Cover office for the talents anymore. Gura deserves to be spoiled by autistic retards.

>>17945863
You can send her the gift of a letter.

>>17945863
Blame those fucking JP stalker

>>17945863
I want to send her fart spray

>>17946186
if Gura ever makes a scent collection there will be a secret fart scent as a joke haha

>>17945863
Same. I'd send her some chocolates for Valentines.

Good morning

JWU and all I can think about is how badly I want Gura to piss on me

germs also think gura is cute that's why she gets sick all the tiem

My oishii is the cutest and there's nothing any of you can do about it

>>17936970
Most girls have some form of resiliency and only get the coof once a year

i want to be gura's glass panel

>>17948096

I just hope she's fine. I'm not even concernposting, I think she'll be fine and that it might even just be the flu or a cold, given the season. She just really, really needs to start taking proper care of her body. Eat meat, accept no substitute.

>>17948156
>eat meat
Yeah, mine

Watching Gura from 2020 is like watching a different person. Even her speech mannerisms have changed.

>>17948294
2020 gura never had the courage to talk about her life

>>17948294
I miss that Gura like you won't beleb

I want to inappropriately touch Gura. T u T

>>17948467
I don't, that Gura would never love bomb.

>>17948294
it's heartwarming how much more relaxed she is these days.

>>17948294
2020 Gura was pretty damn cute
But nowhere near as cute as 2022 Gura
I'm glad she's comfortable enough now to have, at least mostly, stopped playing a character

>>17948467
I miss her sometimes too, since she's the one that made me into a chumbud, but I like this Gura better.

>>17948510
can you please be more specific

>>17948510
What did he mean by this?

>>17949139
Get over here you little-

Check Twitter

>>17949176
I do not regret checking twitter
https://twitter.com/konpeki68/status/1491016845620842496

>>17949139
Go back to bed Goober.

By any chance any of you have a high quality picture of Gura's character sheet? like the front, back, side, details picture in her first ever stream.

I have drawn her before but everytime I look up a ref of her is always these super low quality pictures of it.

>>17949434
Nacho probably uploaded it to her twitter
I know Gura showed it in her debut as well around 20-25 minutes in

shark mornin'

I would bet on 40% chance of having some Gura activities today.
70% tomorrow

Look i just textured my wife's nipples

>>17950140
Abayo

>>17950140
ABAYO CHOCOBALL

>>17950140
Nice

I may have an actual intellectual disability. I want to die

https://twitter.com/dkwellingcanton/status/1491024640369897477

I might be stupid, in the most literal sense. What is the easiest way to kill myself?

>>17950481
>What is the easiest way to kill myself?
Live a good healthy life and die peacefully in your sleep surrounded by friends and family

>>17950481
exit bag

Dead goop goop

>>17950698
This.

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933891
>>17934007
I actually can't believe I seem to be the only one that's picked up on the fact that she lives close to her parents now. That's almost certainly who she got it from.

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17933948
>>17934295
ᵍᵒᵒᵈ nᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵐᵇᵃ *ᵏᶦˢˢ*

>>17943823
Someone already did a page.

>>17952249
Two, actually

>>17952315
Saved.

>>17952249
>>17952315
ah dang it I was working on one

>>17952479
I doubt anyone will complain about having more than these two pages

>>17952479
Go ahead

>>17952479
Go ahead, bud.
The doujin has 26 pages. That's 24 pages that still need editing.

>>17952315
more

>>17952479
Please continue working on it.

>>17952525
>>17952569
I am currently editing this page >>17942996
with her outfit and hair. Not sure how long it will take me since is the first time I ever done something like this.
That said, should I edit something funny to it too? like in the background.

do you think goop goop masturbates to her lewd art?

>>17952829
Definitely

>>17952829
Certainly.

>>17952829
She has commissioned Nacho for lewds

>>17952829
Atleast 4 times a day.

>>17952770
You could add a few shrimps in the background

I bet goobers will have needy girl overdose on her schedule

gura's constant salivating tell me she is a heavy producer of 'grool'. her diet would produce a clear watery, sticky, and stretchy substance. she will leak heavily while pleasuring herself in an upright position such as standing. this is in part due to her shallow cervix. she is not a 'squirter', but will secrete additional cervical fluid nearing / upon orgasm, of which the quantity varies depending on her menstrual cycle.

>>17953788
>grool
when did this word appear? i first saw it in this thread in the past four days.

>>17953455
Gura having sex with me will be in on her schedule.

It's pretty old internet slang. I remember seeing it as early as 00s, probably on /b/.

>>17939482
isaac newton wrote about atlantis in "the chronology of ancient kingdoms".

>>17933948
Will saying it kill me tonight?

>>17953788
And all of it ends up in my mouth.

gura is watching aqua play apex right now.
you will watch gura play apex again.

>>17839622
Son of a bitch

>>17954722
but why?

>>17954758
I don't know. Cowtit artists are why we cannot have nice things.

>>17954554
my oshi will play apex! again!!

>>17954554
As long as it's another collab I'm fine with that, just please no solo Apex.

I am now an unironic footfag. Every time I see good drawn anime feet I experience a flash of excitement. It didn't use to be like this...

has anyone isolated gura's "itai itai" in Q? Please. I need it.

>>17953455
I hope not.

Who is gura's oshi?

>>17956025
(-Me-)

>>17955116
Welcome to the club anon.
It only goes downhill from here.

>>17956025
Anonymous

Gurass

>>17956025
Aqua

Gura thoughts rushing through my brain

Imagine the chaos is we got a Goop goop 30 second member stream where she sounds feverish and just says how she loves us so much and then she goes offline.

>>17935187
In comparision where i live people just get medical excemptions to not work if they got sick
But most people dont get sick, they just fraud it with some doctor fren so he can have 1 month more of vacation.
Some guy i worked with was with their vacation ending, so he got a document with a doctor saying he broke his 2 arms and because of the law he got like more 1 month vacation
He did not break any arm
With this covid crises you also had the rigth to not work and get paid if you got the coff for the time of the virus incubation
At the end of the year lots of people were faking it to get early vacations and corrupt doctors were giving docs away because the more covid cases the more money comes to hospitals.
Now you look at this crisis and how much is true and how much is fake as shit.

>>17956583
>Now you look at this crisis and how much is true and how much is fake as shit.
Oy vey the goyim knows

>>17956516
that would be cute

The shark child

>>17956516
Are memberships even back yet?

>>17956802
nyo

Imagine the double naizuri

Need more Gura mom.

>>17956516
Stahp

I miss this shark.

https://youtu.be/YZwSzGYtvWg

I want to princess carry this shark like you wouldn't believe

>>17933948
GOOD NIGHT GOOMBA

>>17957851
Same desu

>>17957851
i want to toss her over my shoulder and carry her around while she kicks and whines for me to staahp it

>>17958005
>that spoiler
woah... did not see that one coming

>>17957851
i want to princess carry her but then i do that thing bane does to batman

is my little goop going to stream today

>>17958098
shark is sleeping, shhhhhhhh

>>17957228

>>17958071
>looks at tail
>IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

>>17956227
That tail oh god

>>17958098
Shark is dead, panic.

I would like to think about gura but the overwhelming thoughts about me being retarded have clouded my mind all day

>wake up
>still gray
>crawl back to hiding in shame from gura

>>17958574
yeah, sometimes I want to think abou guop but my durf overwhelming retardation hurf durf gets in durr hurf hurf hurf durr

what if goop goop sharted on stream?

>>17952770
If you don't want it reuploaded to more sanitized parts of the internet you should niggermark it

>>17958769
dont make posts like this and say goop goop

>>17958876
goop goop cute

>>17959176
correctly made post

>>17959176
Yeah, me

>>17959176
oh my goodness she looks like a c-ch-child

>>17959176

Gura is a little girl

>>17944386
I knew people were going to edit that manga to have Gura be the girl.

Guwa baby

How can she be so perfect? It's mind boggling how much I love her.

>>17959544
I love her so much!

I was reading old vod comments and thought it was weird that grays seem to have the top comments...then I realized i'm retarded

She hates Gray she won’t stream until membership is back

>>17959406
I MISS HER

>>17939482
reminder that the concept of atlantis was athenian propoganda because the guy who wrote it made atlantis an imperialist and expansionist power across the mediterranean and it was athenian military might that stopped them and it was an athenian god who sunk atlantis and on top of that this took place about 9000 years before athens actually existed

>>17959948
>9000 years
ISREAL

just one like on twitter gura. let me know you're fine

>>17960219
If there's no sign of life today I'll be a little disappointed. She KNOWS how worried we got last time and even acknowledged it on stream.

>>17960279
I think a focus on rest is more important. Depending on how sick you get sometimes you dont even want to look at a screen. But one like would be nice yes

I'm having sex with Gura. T u T

>>17960279
Today is technically day two of her break days, so I'm not too concerned yet. I will be worried if we don't hear anything by tomorrow though. I don't mind if she needs more time to rest I just want to know how she's doing

>>17960352
I mean a tweet or a like takes like 5 seconds.

>>17960406
Then stop shitposting on 4chinz and focus on making her feel good, you absolute retard.

>>17960436
Ive been so sick lifting my head was hard. Just saying is all.

>>17960426
"Two day break" is a meme at this point anon....
There is no such thing as a normal 2 day break for Gura.

>>17959833
I mean yeah, she literally said the members stream would be the start of the new schedule

>>17960406
Koikatsu doesn't count as real sex, anon

hit gura

How's about I hit you instead?

>>17960521
Physically abusive relationship with Gura!

>>17960436
she probably shut her holo phone and pc off entirely when she doesn't need them out of paranoia and wanting to rest completely

>>17960602
T u T

i found gura's only fan

>>17960805
yeah, me

>>17960805
yeah its me

>>17960805
Yeah, me

>>17960805
Same

i believe the rrat that gura is going to surprise us with the ku100 valentines day. we will hear her heartbeat again bros i know it

>>17960900
Sorry bud... coof shipping ruined that chance of ever happening.

>>17960805
Old news. The T4 streams are better anyways...

>>17960900
I believe in the rrat that Gura will love bomb us to such a degree shrimps will go extinct

>>17959176
Oh man that’s cute

>>17961012
I will be the last Chumbie

Remember that time Gura tried to start lore that she was kicked out of Atlantis?

>>17961012
Bring it on

>>17961084
Kicked out for being too erotic.
Nobody could handle Gura wandering around naked all day and night.

>>17961012
I believe in the very likely outcome that we won't get anything because she's lazy and/or sick and fails to deliver on most of her promises.

>>17961084
does she?

>>17961012
I'm in a japanese death cult and refuse to leave.

>>17961163
what the fuck is that

>>17961420
Filename.

>>17961129
omg gura is such a tease
>chaaat, you've been naughty. i don't think you deserve asmr...

>>17961483
I'll be good I promise.

>>17961129
you just wait, she'll release her Haiiro To Ao official cover on valentine's, 1000000000000000%

>>17961575
>she'll release her Haiiro To Ao official cover on valentine's,

>>17961420
A Chumbeat

>>17961575
Gura, it won't be a surprise if you keep leaking it here.

>>17961575
chumbud don't do this to yourself

gura will do a 'toothbrushing' stream on valentines day. she bought the strongest electric toothbrush she could find

i like how you guys post sea creatures sometimes because gura is a shark. sea creatures are cool. i like gura. i want to fuck her.

>>17961678
Sad they all went extinct

>>17961765
Love sharks. Simple as.

>>17961051
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>17961833
Alright where you live?

>>17960467
The last time she got really sick she said it hurt to even look at a screen, so it could be the same this time.

>>17961933
To be fair..... thats what I would say if I didnt want to be bothered to use twitternot that I dont believe her just saying

>>17961933
That's how I get sometimes yeah. I remember when I got the coof in early 2020 before we knew what it was I was literally in bed for 3 days sweating and dying only to getting up to use the bathroom. Shit sucks.

>>17961833
24*40'22"N 70*48'58"W -5,441 m

>>17962006
You're lying. I got the coof and felt only a runny nose and a slight cough.

>>17962002
>Sorry for not texting you back, I was just super busy
yup, same vibes

>>17960467
are you a newfag? you're on /ggg/

>>17962243
Early coof was worse. Honestly could have just been a reg flu. I get bad flus once and a while and I am pretty sure thats what will kill me in old age.

>>17962191
Hell yeah then after we are done we can go to Hearst Castle and vibe by the mosaic pool.

>>17962269
'Super busy" is basically a meme excuse at this point for myth.

>>17962269
to be fair I do this, except instead of apologizing I just reply a day or two later

>>17962002
>>17961933
that's literally how I feel everytime I get the regular flu. maybe because I'm just a few cm taller than gura

>>17962548