/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Lust provoking image
Irrelevant time-wasting question

i wish to have sex with the anime girl

The charm of hololive lies in they're neither too seiso nor e-thots.

shut the fuck up nerd and post more chammer tits

>>17915191

>>17914821
s-sugoi…

>>17914821
Nijisanji is going the idol route even harder with a lot of their talent but it flies under this board's radar because 95% of retards(both unicorns and anti unicorns) think idol = no mixed gendered events/collabs.

>>17914821
so true king btw go preorder Kuzuha's major debut album Sweet Bite, coming out March 9th 2022

>>17914821
it's great. honestly would not watch vtubers if it's just regular streamers with anime avatar.

>>17914821
>Obviously, they don't follow traditional idol standards all that much,
They aren't idols to begin. They're just anime e-thots but people are in denial about it. Despite Cover touting themselves as an idol company, they're most famous talents are anything but pure and instead act like whores. Yet, for whatever reason, they bring in the views and money. One example is Akai Haato, better known as Haachama. She doesn't act like an idol, nor does she have seiso image, and quite frankly, she Cover should have fired her a long time ago for damaging the brand. But idiots keep flocking towards her. And that's not mentioning other members like Noel, Mel, Aki, and such who shouldn't even be in Hololive in the first place. I just hope Cover does the sensible thing and starts having greater say in what their talents do.

>>17915395
I don't know if I'd say "a lot", but it IS true that Uiha is more of an idol than 90% of Holomem

haachama is so fucking hot...I don't get how some haatons don't bust to her at least 3 times a day

>>17914821

Damn Haachama!!!

Seducing an adult!!!

There is nothing idol-esque in hololive outside of the rare concert. These are simply masked twitchthots who have successfully convinced the virgin unicorn masses that they are seiso. Talk about successful marketing in today's consoooomer world. Idolfags are the Marvel fans of japanese culture who don't understand their medium and solely exist to destroy their industry.

What separates the average holomem from the average idol, aside from the mediums that they use. Are they not both enticing their audiences with fabricated “seiso” personalities or is there something else about being an idol that I don’t understand. I never really got into the idol scene so this is a genuine question for anyone who’s familiar with the topic

>>17917258
nothing. anyone who pretends some actual idols don't do crazy or even lewd shit like holomem is larping as an idolfag, don't listen to them

>>17914821
I like it
also sex with haachama...

Cover has almost completely switched to entertainment company by now. They have talents and they use the traditional Japanese way to attract all kinds of taste giving products who aim to different publics. Yes, also Mori, there's someone who, I wonder why, still like her...

>>17917258
idols can make dirty jokes. idols can (and do) appear on variety shows or TV dramas with men. idols can do sexy gravure. idols can do miscellaneous weird shit like eat bugs or firey hot noodles. idols can be shit at singing and dancing.
not every idol does all of this but it's possible. and although the responses to a dating scandal from fans still vary, not every idol group forbids its members from dating.

>>17914821
i hate it and they're retarded fans.

>>17917310
Idols do silly stuff on variety shows all the time, some of which can get vulgar.

>>17915223
>>17915292
>>17915469
God, I love this stupid whore so much. I want to fuck her and make her into a single mother.

>>17914821
Idol structures are tried and true and VTubers remove the biggest flaw of the idol, having to be imperfect humans.

>>17920460
I feel bad for the child. Haachama would make a terrible mother.

>>17914821
>they still do stuff like concerts and original songs
Wow just like Nijisanji, the non-idol corporation.

>>17921832
Nijisanji is an entertainment company.

>>17914821
I like the idol/corporate structure. Women need discipline and a patriarch to lead them. The only problem is YAGOO is too nice and effeminate so allows lazy chuubas like Kronii, Sana, and Ayame to keep their jobs.

>>17915500
Bet gap moe in Nijisanji.

>>17920460
Don't fall for the rabbit hole, anon. Know that Haachama will never love you, or anyone else for that matter. And if that doesn't deter you, know that Haachama will make a poor wife because she doesn't know how to cook or clean, let alone take care of herself. Haachama would also make a poor mother since she has issues with her own mother being neglectful and abusive towards her, not to mention she would predisposition to Postpartum psychosis due to her history of mentall illness, which is a danger to the newborn baby. Overall, Haachama is just flat-out a terrible choice to have as a lover.

>>17925531
I don’t care. I will still love Haachama even if she’s an abusive menhera wife towards me. It’s impossible to not love her.

>>17915395
idol means no relationships
alternative idols will never be idols because then we would call every singer than dances an idol

>>17918124
>not every idol group forbids its members from dating.
alternative idols are not idols

>>17927527
>>17927624
t. LARPers

>>17914821
it doesn't exist. nor did it ever. as usual, the internet takes one misunderstood remark and a handful of memes and runs away with it.
>>17927527
no, it does not. you do not get to define someone else's subculture for them, faggot.

No idol is allowed to have sex with anyone but me.

>>17925531
What if I beat the shit out of her over and over until she repents her whorish ways and dedicates herself fully to being a good wife?

oh, another anti-idol culture thread

>>17925531
don't care, will breed

>>17929345
She will just stab you in your sleep.

>>17932879
Enjoy being abused and having your children grow up in a broken household.

>>17930813
not really

>>17915500
IMAGINE

>>17914821
This picture bothers me. Do you know how hard it is to shave your snatch that cleanly? It's also the same color as the rest of her skin, which indicates bleaching.

>>17914821
Nice pic
I don't care for the idol image whatsoever, I think it's only brought negatives in the form of a fucking abhorrent fanbase. I'd much rather they be streamers who release music occasionally.

>>17937954
>I think it's only brought negatives in the form of a fucking abhorrent fanbase.
In what way are you referring to the "abhorrent" fanbase?

>>17925531
I can fix her.

>>17940746
/vt/

>>17928156
She already had sex with me, anon
What do?

>>17921732
>>17925531
Fuck both of you, haachama would be a great mother and she WILL have my babies so I can show you how great she'd be as a mother and wife, and I WILL come here and grudgepost once I do that

>>17943966
Don't do it, anon. Spare your children from the abuse.

>>17940787
No, you can't. She doesn't want to be fix.

>>17927996
Hololive is indeed a idol group.

>>17947842
You can't fix what's not broken though

>>17932879
based

>>17953028
But Haachama is broken.

>>17954959
What?

>>17954959
she's actually in the top 5 most stable holos

>>17959771
Stop being in denial about it, anon.

is this saving Haachama general?
obligatory I'll save her

>>17961841
this is more of a lusting for haachama general 2bh

>>17962614
so another /hw/ then

>>17962955
so like any other split on this board...but tbf they have every right to lust after her...she's so fucking erotic

>>17961841
No, it’s a thread asking a question about idols.

>>17915292
Her personality or base design has absolutely no sex appeal whatsoever.
How come Haachama is one of THE vtubers with the most high quality NSFW art?

>>17965625
She literally asks her fan to produce it

>>17965784
Yes

>>17963445
Haachama is below average in terms of looks though?

>>17969566
I mean from the latest that we saw of her, she looked a lot like kson and that's pretty fucking hot to me with at least basic makeup

>>17970107
Kson isn’t hot.

>>17914821
I think Niji despite not confroming to the traditional Idol stucture is little bit more welcoming to interact more with their JP, KR, ID senpais sometimes even more than HoloEN. And branch out to other smaller agencies and indies as well.

>>17971190
Because Nijisanji is an entertainment group.

>>17930813
it's the same /qa/ schizo

>>17914821
>skilled singer and performer.
>skilled gamer and comedian.
>skilled hostess and wife to their viewers.
Streamers of this nature will absolutely dominate the industry.

>>17915469
You missed the real reason why Hololive got big to begin with

>>17925531
It only makes my dick harder anon

>>17949976
"Idol" is the word some retards (including some members) use as an excuse to not doing/seeing things they don't want. I can pass that some EOPs larpers uses it because they know shit, but listening some holomembers using it is awful considering that they should know that's not like this

>>17969566
Anon, you know there are hidden treasures? She might have a sex appeal no one in Japan can see in her because they are faggots

>>17976448
Haachama is a 4/10 in a nation that produces 8/10.

>>17977605
all women are 4-5 at best without makeup, stop fooling yourself

>>17978668
Not my oshi. Noel is a 10/10. And she's the only one that acts like an idol.

>>17915131
Exactly.

The entertaining part of it is maintaing the balance between whore, idol, seiso, menhera, etc. And many girls having their different limits and personas interacting with each other is beautiful.

Chloe saying "boob" would be clipped and will make you smile, Veibei saying "diarrhea bukkake" won't even generate a "LUL" in chat because that's expected.

>>17915292
That stomach is more erotic than her breasts...

>>17979825
Best expectations ever..

>>17925531
I don't want her to love me, I want to have sex with her.

>>17970107
Kson's entire appearance is makeup. The only thing she has going for her is her body. Bitch has no eyebrows ffs.

>>17979439
>Noel
>Act like idol

HAHAHAHA how new are you mate, She definitely not act like idol, but I do agree She is 8,5/10

>>17980909
Noel is pure and chaste, and also a pious woman. She's what every idol should be like.

post more haachama

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>>17983481
Why is Haachama such a whore? She's an idol. She shouldn't be doing this.

>>17983540
this is what idols do when the camera is off anon

>>17983880
Stop spreading slanderous lies.

>>17986046
you know its true anon, stop lying to yourself

>>17982107

>>17992313
Why is she like this? Why is she tempting men to spill their seed for her?

>>17992508
she's a good girl who knows that she must breed

>>17994505
Why does Haachama even have a plethora of lewd art? She's not lewd herself.

>>17919184
>they're retarded fans.
Why do people hate idol fans? I never understood this.

>>17979439
>>17981750
Noel is a whore and dresses as a whore. She’s not idol material in the slightest.

Anons who watch Haachama, why is she like this? What does she gain by dressing like this?

>>18005073
The things I would do to Haachama if I found her like this.

>>18001901
Post proof.