/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/EsDP3ZMSN_A
Tenma will be playing Needy Streamer Overload (for real) in 10 hours

https://youtu.be/LcUBdl-IQdU
Lia will be playing Genshin Impact in 16 hours

https://youtu.be/ptu_prRGabw
Iori will be playing Hollow Knight in 20 hours

WHEN LOOKING AT THE PLANET EARTH, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS YOU'LL NOTICED. FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS A LOT OF LAND, SECOND OF ALL THERE IS A LOT OF WATER. INFACT, OVER 2/3RDS OF THE PLANET ARE WATER. WHY IS THIS YOU MIGHT ASK? PERHAPS IT'S SUSTAIN LIFE, OR TO PROVIDE ECOSYSTEMS FOR VARIOUS CREATURES, OR EVER JUST FOR US TO SWIM IN. THE TRUTH HOWEVER, IS MUCH SIMPLIER THAN THAT. YOU SEE, ONE THING WE KNOW ABOUT WATER IS THAT IS IT BLUE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS BLUE? THAT'S RIGHT, FUJIKURA URUKA. YOU MAY THINK THIS MERE COINCIDENCE, BUT NO. NOTICE HOW NOTHING ELSE IN NATURE IS THE COLOUR BLUE. THAT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE, ALL THE EARTHS OCEANS, EXISTS NOT TO SUSTAIN LIFE OR SOME OTHER BS SCIENCE WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE, BUT TO SIMPLY ACT AS A TRIBUTE TO URUKA, STANDING PROUD BEARING HER BEAUTIFUL COLOURS

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!

>>17890955
Blue Bear Love

Michiru is so cute, bros.

pippanties anon...

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>17891211
Forgive him, he's asleep, as is the Lia ritualposter probably. New threads don't usually get made at this time of day

I wonder if Pippa's next karaoke will be themed. I liked the rock one from before.

>>17885502
The thing about Lia's GFE is that no one really believes it because she has the voice of an alpha bitch roastie who sounds like she was part of her
high school's cheerleading squad and an avatar that is dressed promiscuously with big tits. She even jokes about being a bimbo. All of that has sex appeal but not to the crowd of pure aidoru goslings. I don't think anyone would be surprised if we found out tomorrow that Lia was a sorority slut.
Pippa's GFE is cutesy and, in a weird way, makes her chat lowkey bully her just like she bullies other chuubas or does her occasional fruit stream where she bullies lolcows because the chat reflects the streamer. Rekieta said PC reached out to him to do a "collab" and Keemstar said he will be talking about Pippa during his show. All of this brings in the bully crowd and they don't care about Pippa lying about being a virgin or possible bfs. Look how the notpippa leaks came out and no one cares.
PC has built their chuubas to a degree that is 2 steps down from bulletproof. They've combined GFE with chuuba traits that are just enough so that an accidental roommate slip isn't enough to fully destroy them. It's resilient.

>>17892737
>Keemstar said he will be talking about Pippa during his show
Wait where the fuck did he say that? Do you have a link? I've gotta see this

>>17892737
>Keemstar
lolcow shit threads part 2 inbound.

There has been too much shitposting, too much pain. None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the groomers, the views, the leeching and the whole internet bloodsports crowd, and I spare your mental health. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the threads. Just walk away and there will be an end to the mockery. I await your answer.
You have a full week to decide.

>>17892737
>no one really believes it
No one believes in Lia's GFE because is mostly ironic

>>17894277
A lot of Lia Likers seem genuinely autistic so I don’t think they can tell when she’s being ironic.

>>17894492
Doesn't help that they're an audience slowly irony poisoning themselves into becoming homosexuals.

>>17894517
Fuck you Flakes! We will run train on your bussy!

WHERE THE FUCK IS PIPPA???? AHHHHH

>>17895944
Dead + Pippa weekend are a hell of a thing

>>17896664
Dead hours*

>>17893051
Who cares about that narcississt? He's past his prime

>>17896874
If last week taught me anything, it's that Pippa viewers eat up e-gossip like teenage girls. If Keemstar even references Pippa, we're gonna timeloop the excommunication talk with how cringey it gets here again.

Yea, I love Uruka.

If you ever want to feel bad about your life decisions, Fenix apparently has a wife and daughter

>>17897801
Before anything else, why would that make me feel bad about my life decisions?

>>17897801
Makes me feel bad for his wife and kid more than anything.

>>17891211
sorry bro, >>17891284 was right, i was asleep
>>17891231
thanks for covering for me

>>17892737
>I don't think anyone would be surprised if we found out tomorrow that Lia was a sorority slut.
>was
I would be because Lia being a day over 22 feels like one of the most jarring revelations this company could possibly throw our way.

>>17898531
Lia is actually 40+ years old and her feeling down is her having a midlife crisis.

>>17898632
HAG LOVE

>>17898531
I seriously struggle to picture Uruka and Lia being over 20

>>17898632
I will now simp for Lia again.

Gonna buy the fattest subwoofer I can find, lay my dick across it and play Uruka’s debut song on max volume

>>17900739
Thank you for getting me to laugh anon.

>>17898531
she accidentally said she was 20 in the fnaf fanfic stream

>>17900870
Lia has been drinking underage uh oh she’s not going on hiatus to fuck boys, she’s going on hiatus to get fucked by a butch lesbian is prison

>>17900953
>Lia drinks underage
>I drink underage
WE ARE

>>17900831
>Iori armpits
https://files.catbox.moe/vszm2u.mp4

>>17900953
Teen drinking is very very bad

>>17892737
Lia IS my girlfriend and I WILL eat synthetic human flesh with her before CBT

>>17901834
Lia Love!

https://youtu.be/q6kzOi9Mgvc
>collabs with Orla and Maple in the same week
HAG LOVE

Overwatch 2 beta is probably coming out in the coming weeks, based on community happenings there. I hope Pippa plays it on stream.
>inb4 terribru gae
Yeah yeah. Regardless on your thoughts on the game, the stream itself was pretty fucking kino

I LOVE LIA BABY!

>>17892737
I love Lia so much I would marry her even if she had a large body count

>>17892737
Now I need art of all the PC girls in cheerleader uniforms
>Tenma's exposed flat tummy
>Michiru's magic reserves threatening to burst out of the top
>Lia teases Uruka trying to get her to show off the goods and give them a cheer
>Uruka is afraid someone she knows might see her and hides in the back
>Nasa's uniform has claw marks from putting it on
>Iori afraid of doing kicks
>Pippa is the annoying kid with the giant megaphone who screws up the pyramid

Sneed

https://youtu.be/EsDP3ZMSN_A
Tenma is live

>>17908817

>>17908817
I'm loving this as it gives some insight into her style of modding/grooming.

>>17908817
I love listening to Tenma read. She's so Japanese it hurts.

>natsukashi over 2ch
heh

I imagine alot of this stuff is what Tenma wants to say to Pippa

>>17910019
>Don't give them attention
Gonna go with your opinion.

I am sad Tenma won't give attention

Why are people afraid of Tenma? Is it because they're afraid of being called out for their bullshit in front of others? Is that really that big of a deal or are people just really fucking sensitive?

>>17910131
Most people who watch vtubers are downstream from Hololive where they never get called out for anything most of the time.

bros its over my oshi is a 2ch poster...

>>17910244
was

>>17910131
I think people just don't want to get on her bad side
She really does give off those nihongo teacher making you read genki vibes

Did they just make Lisa a mod in-stream now? I didn't see her have a wrench a few seconds ago

>>17910131
who is afraid of tenma?

>>17910219
>>17910283
Fair enough. I thought it might just be people playing along. Getting called out for my shit hasn't bothered me personally since I was a sensitive teen

Tenma's ego searching habits confined to youtube is actually smart
Finding out what clips or vids she has a mention or feature in is good

Is Chungunator always annoying

Are you a gay, /pcg/?

Is brother bear actually Uruka’s boyfriend or am I just having psychotic break right now

>>17910988
Hello! Do you not care about censoring your name?

>>17910244
well of course, who do you think gives the japs all their Phase drama?

>>17911067
I didn't even notice I am actually retarded

>>17911067
flakes is an attentionwhore of course he doesn't care

>>17910988
No, but you are a faggot, Flakes.

>>17911000
Psychotic break, it’ll be ok anon

>>17910131
I can see how she can be scary to interact with. She's not afraid to call people out on their shit and can be quite domineering. Even if it might be justified plenty of people don't like to be forced into a confrontation. I think it's one of her best traits though, especially because she seems like a caring person in general so if she calls you out then you probably fucked up and deserve it.

why does every vtuber that plays this game end up hating ame ;_;
you're supposed to want to save her

how do i become a janny in pippa's chat?
i wanna do it for free, just for her

>>17911212
menhera recognize menhera
hit too close to home

>>17911212
females hate each other

>>17911212
Because she deserves to be broken

>>17911212
Cause she's a bitchy menhera and beyond saving.
>>17911239
>menhera recognize menhera
>hit too close to home
Also this.

>>17911228
honestly, if you're one of her chat regulars just ask it seems like they need new mods
If you're just trying to start another timeloop on a streamless day then fuck off

>>17911228
>>17911430
They just updated the info in the discord saying they aren't accepting any new mods for anywhere currently.

>>17910988
Flakes you aren't funny and you never will be. Go fuck yourself and leave. I'm sick of hearing about you nonstop everyday. Fuck off you little fag. Honestly you're more of a bitch than those useless mods and that gay dog.

>>17911430
>>17911459
i don't use discord, would that be a requirement even if it's just the youtube channel?

>>17911657
You would be communicating with the PC staff via Discord, so Discord would be mandatory. Probably.

>>17911657
Pretty much yes. It's how the mods keep in contact with each other mainly. Unless they make some weird exception but I doubt they will, especially if it's for pippa.

>>17892737
>All of this brings in the bully crowd and they don't care about Pippa lying about being a virgin or possible bfs. Look how the notpippa leaks came out and no one cares.
Wait, you thought the bully crowd would care that Pippa isn't a virgin and has a boyfriend?

>>17911712
>>17911739
man that sucks, i really don't care about the pc staff or anything discord related, i would just watch her streams and actually do my job

Lia...why are you so quiet...

>>17911532
I read this in Lia's voice, imagining her in a dominatrix outfit

>>17910988
flakes! i love you! please let me eat your boyhole!

>>17911193
where are you going to call michan a cunt? wherever it is, she can block and ban you.

>>17911212
Saving is for good people in shitty situations.
Ame is a shitty person in a good situation. She needs fixing, not saving.

>>17911954
Sorry, she had my dick in her mouth she should get more talkative when we're done

Tenma please do an ice cream eating stream

>>17910131
>>17910519
Because she has random menhera bitch attacks and wants blood.

Tenma please beat the fuck out of me, in bed.

Tenma recent clip is yabai. Come check it.

Tenma fixed Ame

>>17913699
>just watched
how did she get away with that wtf susan

>>17913838
>just quits streaming when Mental Darkness reaches 0
kek

>>17913699
...holy shit

LOVE FOREVER

>>17913699
wtf worked on me
she is well versed in imageboard culture

>>17913699
link?

>>17914266
I'm so used to these being a jab at a particular member so I was actually confused seeing all 7.

LIA LOVE!
IORI LOVE!
MICHIRU LOVE!
URUKA LOVE!
TENMA LOVE!
NASA LOVE!
UNITY LOVE!

>>17915244
GIVE IT UP FOR COMPANY UNITY EVERYBODY!

>>17915244

>>17915766
Bro... get some help.

>>17915766
Lia baby...

You know out of all of them Pippa reads the thread the most
Why do you have to be so mean?

>>17916072
Doesn't she literally bully and antagonize others on stream?

https://twitter.com/offkaiexpo/status/1490780532547854338
Good luck, bearfags

>>17916391
I'm going to California,it seems.

>>17916391
Trash Bear idol...

>>17916442
/pcg/ meetup!
/pcg/ roadtrip to Cali!

>>17916325
When did she bully and antagonize others?

>>17916673
She bullied me in my dreams

LOVE <3 FOREVER

>>17916391
how does a vtuber convention work? is it fully online?

>>17917234
IIRC its like little monitors with the model on it you go up to and talk to them. No idea if it's fully online, but would hope it is

>>17917234
I'm guessing you go in person while the vtubers show up on screens

>>17916933
Tenma is so cute!

>>17916072
>>17916673
She spent the entirety of the last collab being a bully. That being said, there's definitely people who post that stuff in the hopes she'll read them. She has thick skin and is used to this aspect of board culture so I think Pippa finds most of the anti-posts funny but based on what she's said and some of her tweets, I also think they probably get to her, at least a little bit.

Most of the other pippiggers and I aren't enough of a fag to spam 'pippa love!' over and over in the thread, or someshit like that, so she may get the impression this thread exists to shit on her but it's not true.

>>17917234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU

>>17916072
>>17916325
>>17916673
>>17917673
If Pippa can at least passively support Fruitsite she can handle /vt/ shitting on her.

>>17917747
I can only imagine how nervous Uruka would be seeing that many people watching her

I love Lia so much bros

>>17910988
I'm late but... Flakes will be mine.

>>17916391
https://twitter.com/offkaiexpo/status/1490780536679264256
lia, iori or gen2?

>>17917673
>Most of the other pippiggers and I aren't enough of a fag to spam 'pippa love!' over and over in the thread
Pippa LOVE!

>>17917993
I hope she gets some well deserved rest over her break. Poor Lia didn't sound like her normal self during the collab...

>>17918757
Pippa LOVE!

>>17917453
I would think it's in person, their website has a section about them booking several rooms at a nearby hotel for guests.

Pippa respect!

PIPPA LOVE!!!

Uruka is gonna be okay right?

>>17920009
Well she's going to be part of some vtuber convention so I'd say yes

>>17917673
I shitpost partly because I want attention and don’t differentiate between good and bad attention, but mostly because I can’t stop shitposting. I do it here, I do it in real life, I just. can’t. stop. I don’t antipost though. Everything should be taken as an act of love, even the most vile posts. Especially the most vile posts. I crave Pippa’s approval so badly that even her disapproval is welcome because it’s adjacent to approval. Given the opportunity, I’d love Pippa like she’s never been loved before. I’d love her because of her flaws, not despite them. Unconditionally. Pippa doesn’t know what love is until she’s let me love her. If I ever thought anything I posted actually hurt her or made her sad I’d go into the bathroom and take off my clothes and hit myself with a leather belt until I was bloody and purple. Pippa, if you read this, please understand the depth of my love for you.

>>17918807
Asheleague is going to start freaking out with each other by the time she comes back.

>>17920140
>I’d go into the bathroom and take off my clothes and hit myself with a leather belt until I was bloody and purple
Do it and post pictures

>>17920140
maybe you more than any of us need a break from watching vtuber

>>17911212
Isla from kawaii pro tried to save her.
That dork.

>>17912555
with candles and paddles

>>17920227
i fear i will do this

>>17920227
I remain hopeful she'll still post shorts even while on vacation.

>>17920227
>>17920841
What's our worst case scenario lads

>>17921290
well as a haaton i know what hiatuses can do to threads, if we remain i strong i give it 2 weeks before rrat or doomposting gets bad

We have to remain strong Lia Lickers...for her sake and for ours...

I found Chris-chan’s address at the prison and read their rules for corresponding with inmates. It looks like this sort of thing is allowed. I also found instructions for making commissary deposits. I have to write the letter so Pippa still has a few days to tweet something that will stop this. Once the letter is written there is no going back.

>>17921730
do it anon

>>17911212
they see themselves in a mirror and that mirror is Ame

>>17921730
Do it fucker! Do it!
Give me the letter, I'll fucking do it for you!

>>17921971
Gotta wonder if PSO has actually deeply affected any vtubers and caused them to have introspection

>>17917673
>>17918757
I will now spam PIPPA LOVE everyday

>>17922063
oh nyo, soon you guys will gaypost about some discordfag like the lialikers, stop it while you can

>>17922310
yuri....

>>17922310
my love for Lia and Flakes are separate, it just so happens i love them both

I LOVE LIA

>>17921730
Hi, it's you again.
I'm surprised and gladdened to see you going through with your plan.
I don't know what route you would go about in drafting the letter but one thing you could do is made an odd, but smallish (like 7.77, 12.34, etc) donation to his commissary as a show of good faith beforehand. Then you can go about it formally. Address... it as a she and say like hey I'm anon, I'm the one who gave you that specific amount, I'm a fan who wants to help and commission, I'm serious about this, I'll pay blahblahblah.

If that doesn't work or they refuse you may have to... groom CWC into trusting you. I don't know how I would format this sort letter to CWC but from what I know of him, he is paranoid about trolls and loves money. Make him believe you're a real fan and not a troll by bringing up a specific reference to a sonichu comic scene or something like that. You may need the help of a christorian if it ever comes to this.

lia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcUBdl-IQdU

Does Pippa do any members only posts/content?

>>17923242
yes

>>17923242
not really, she doesnt believe in paywalling content. she has even given express permission to reupload the very little members only content shes done. which is like, a 5 second video. she made her pantsu party audition review stream members only, but thats it for members only videos. her last members only post was around a month ago, and before that she did a post a day for a week with minecraft screencaps. that is basically all of her members only posts. all of this can be found in the archives in the pastebin link in the OP.
joining her membership is purely for support and using emotes in chat.

Flakes is enough woman for me. Sorry Lia.

>>17923625
you see this shit Flakes? this is why you should let me buy you dresses

Pippa is so fucking annoying holy shit

>>17924646
agreed, rape correction is needed

flakes needs sexuality correction!!

>>17924646
She do something today or what?

>>17923647
buy a xinqiu cosplay for flakes and correct him.

>>17924945
i'm ready, willing, and able to do so

>>17910131
She has a hot-blooded, cold-blooded, iron-blooded attitude and that scares zoomers who were not born into early 2000s culture where everyone argued with everyone else all the time.

>>17925009
Hear that Flakes? Asheleague WILL take care of you. I believe you anon. Just wait for Flakes to show himself in this thread like he usually does and seduce him! Make sure you get Lia's permission first. He is a femboi slut, he will definitely be down to dress up for you anon.

>>17915766
>he colored it in

Pippa is so fucking perfect holy shit

>>17915766
based

>>17890921
When’s the psychicpebbles collab? Kevin??

>>17923619
Thanks, I appreciate it
I'll stick to streamelements so Google doesn't get any in that case

I actually feel awful and ashamed for shit talking Pippa so much on her Rage stream. I still hate that kind of content but I was being very shitty and entitled in my donation messages. I will find a way to apologize

>>17925457
you do you and I don't mean to stop you, but I don't think an apology is necessary in this case, it just revisits a chapter she already closed with her statement on her last stream about it. Also I would say using supperchat for that isn't the way to go about it, best we keep the criticism here, we know she reads anyways, she clearly got the message after 3 threads of shitstorm.

Pippa is young and cute right now. Women can get away with being piggish and disgusting when they are young and cute. Disgusting body habits, bad hygiene, bad nutrition; all are forgivable when set against the bloom of peak fertility. But Pippa, please understand, the older you get, the cuter you ain’t. If you don’t learn to care for your health and appearance, it’s only a short time until you’re inevitably before the public, stuffed like a sausage into a suitskirt, singing a song for the corrupt wife of a pedophile while menstrual blood runs down your legs.

>>17925687
A+ post would read again.

>>17925651
Maybe you’re right, I’m just wracked with guilt because I said some awful things with those $1 donations. It was such a pathetic and detestable way for me to act. I poorly controlled my emotions because I had unfair expectations of Pippa and that was wrong of me to do.

>>17916072
>>17916673
Pippa acts like how my middle school friends did: bonding by making fun of each other. She's almost tomboy in that way.
The problem is that both Pip-Autists Pip-Antis cannot understand gentle ribbing and they try to banter and don't understand it comes off too mean or they think all comedy is evil and chastise her for jokes.
There was a teacher I had who bantered everyone but from time to time he would sit down with one of the autists and explain he was joking and still likes them or sit down with other autists and explain they were going too far. I feel like that guy needs to have a talk with some of (you).
Finally, Pippa is the Black Sheep of the Phase Connect Family where all the sins get scapegoated onto her. This makes other chuubas and fans feel better. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/making-the-whole-beautiful/202201/the-power-being-the-black-sheep-the-family

>>17925931
i do feel better not being a pippa fan, i have a smug sense of superiority being a Lia Liker

>>17921730
It will be a miracle if this work because Chris Chan takes peoples' money and doesn't do the job. He's done this several times before.

>>17925931
There's the kind of autist that doesn't understand they're being too mean and the kind that pretends they're oblivious to hurt people

>>17926195
t.ranny

>>17926250
How does that make me a tranny?

>>17925931
Give examples from this thread.

>>17925995
based

>>17926174
If so I can throw a little good money after bad into some hulking nig’s commissary account so he’ll be beaten in the shower.

New to phase connect, can you fags redpill me on Tenma?

>>17926751
It's Veeh with a pitch shift

>>17926751
she's basically perfect unless you don't like male collabs. she isn't a whore or anything she just does them pretty regularly

>>17926817
>male collabs
>she isn't a whore
Pick one

>>17926751
You should post degradation porn of her to her twitter art tag, she loves that shit, real kinky fox

>>17926195
I agree. No idea why that other guy called you a tranny, it might just be a bot that randomly replies to posts with certain variables or a human NPC who just reacts to new information with insults

>>17926451
examples:
concern trolling being way too descriptive, a whole paragraph instead of 1 sentence >>17925687
literally confesses to bullying >>17925457
pippigers segregation joke that's been spammed for several threads>>17915766

>>17927011
it's not a joke, it's a movement

>>17927350
exactly we are tired of you pippigers shitting up our threads with your damn timeloops. it's not about pippa it's about (You). Let us love the blonde bimbo baby, the forehead witch, the claw handjob dragon, the deerotic armpits, the alocholic fox and the femboy discord slut in peace!

>>17927504
And the musical chinese bear too. Sorry bear bros. We love you.

>>17927565
i have immense respect for bear bros, we have ritual posts and the occasional write fag but bear lover writes a whole paragraph everyday. that's dedication

https://streamable.com/rdqvna
Was this clip from michiru's first karaoke?

We Pippigers will live in your threads, holla at your chuubas, and shitpost at the slightest provocation. We are here forever and we are all just going to have to learn to get along.

>>17927876
Is that our name Pippigers, we're not chud buds anymore?

>>17927011
>>17925687
>>17920140
This is the same anon. I made that post, but I love Pippa because of her bad nutrition and bad hygiene. If Pippa would let me love her, I’d rub my naked body against hers so her scent would cling to me and I could go all day inhaling a reminder of her. I would let her wrap her thighs around me head and sit on my face, and squeeze her thighs together until I passed out from lack of oxygen, just so I’d have the feeling of being surrounded by her and feel as close to her as possible. If Pippa is actually hurt by my post, I’ll punch myself in the face until I’m unconscious. I love Pippa so much you can’t understand it. Unconditional and selfless. My life is nothing compared to Pippa’s whim. She has never been loved the way I would love her.

>>17928101
>>17927876
two p's two g's
t. creator of the word

>>17928169
And a hard R.

>>17928300
that much is obvious

Hello Pippa! Since we all know you're /here/, I had a question!

On your next stream please say:
>Pippa Pippa have a great day!
If you're a virgin

Or say:
>Pippa Pippa today was a bad day!
If you're NOT a virgin

Oh and naturally, this is me asking for my friend! Haha!

>>17929048
was this supposed to be funny?

>Lia called Sneed a grandpa joke from 1999 before she was born
Time to rope.

lia trolling newfriends reminds me of jerma

It must be great being a mod for Phase Connect, having Sakana perpetually rail on you about work you're doing for free because there might be a small incident that a handful of people will notice? When it won't even matter anyway, because all those people watching are recording their own copies of everything to reupload wherever they want?

Why would your head moderator ever want to quit a job that sweet? It definitely isn't a revolving door job that will burn most of the community in a search for free labor for a company with zero growth potential in an ever shrinking market, right?

I do gotta hand it to Sakana, he made a real smart grift of a network. Smart businessman.
Offer just enough support to get your talents emotionally invested, but create limitations tall enough to make a copyright buyout increasingly attractive to your talents just for the luxury of not dealing with you, where you can write your own terms for that final sale.

>>17929677
back to cuck farms thrang

>Lia sees your penis

>>17929780

>>17929048
Reminder that the "Bully Crowd" don't care if you're a virgin and expected you to have a boyfriend
Pander to us, make more lolcow streams, /vt/ will gaslight you and tell you we'll turn against you but you're one of us you know we don't randomly pick an innocent target, who's been attacking you these last few days us or /vt/?

>>17929677

RATE IT

>>17929815
>"That's your penis? That scrinkly little dinky? you call that pinky a peeny-weeny?"
>Lia unzips her shorts, a massive bulging throbbing wang of unholy proportions flops out on the table.
>"Now this is a penis, get ready to get genshin impact'd."

>>17930110
couldn't see the game, planets were too large. it's 2022/10

>>17930139
>genshin impact'd
I hate myself for laughing

i think Lia is slightly jealous of flakes posting from that comment she made earlier

>2 weeks Valentines day hiatus
Not like this Liasisters.

>>17930354
flakes im gonna be lonely... i need you to be by myside

>>17930238
Lia get's jealous over people simping for dark soul's bosses so it wouldn't be a surprised.
>>17930354
We have flakes at least...
>>17930394
I call flakes after this anon.

I just bought a guitar to help cope with Lia’s hiatus.

>>17930450
get together with the saxaphone anon and fanfic anon to make a lovely ballad

I cant really imagine any PC member doing a GFE stream for valentines...maybe Iori

>>17930523
None of them can or would even be able to because they'll all be too busy fucking their boyfriends on that day.

>>17930523
i'm going elsewhere for that, i know phaseconnect won't be live on that day

Why do you guys even know when valentines day is?

>>17930606
holidays are marked on the calendar, anon

>>17930606
because of bullying. That's how I know.

>>17930606
Because 2 years ago I went to see Sonic: the Movie in theaters on opening day, February 14th and realized it was valentine's day at the movie theater.

DESU I'm still pretty hyped about the sequel.

>>17930606
Mom asked if there was any candy I wanted

>>17930754
don't say shit like that my mom asks me too...

>>17930743
>Every couple in that theater was a furry couple
>They fuck in their fursuits
>They will birth furry babies
Our world is doomed

>>17930819
Pippa was certainly there too.

>>17930819
>and this is our son Thadvirus Zephr Maverick, we're working on getting him his own furry suit

>>17930754
>>17930783
>Mom
Don't

>>17931199
https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?t=15

>>17930110
part of me kind of wants to try Genshin, but all I've heard is how addicting it is

>>17930924

>>17931361
Once the free pulls dry up it's boring as shit

>>17931199
I don't get it..

>>17931867
I think anon is implying everyone in this thread should be living on their own rather than with their parents

Uruka LOVE

>>17930606
Are you retarded?

Watch the cute deer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptu_prRGabw

>>17929677
kek cry some more, Kiwidog

Iori streaming Hollow Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptu_prRGabw

Maple playing Doom Eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqrltsP8FkU

SEA Lia returns from break with a zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAucAJa3mDE

Pipipipipi! Cutest Rabbit here! Today we’re going to talk about how heckin valid trans people are, but first I’m gonna need you to SMASH that like button! Go ahead, RING that bell and subscribe!

>>17927626
The date on screen says June so probably.

>>17931886
Imagine having to pay rent. Yikes.

Kiwi Farms Stream
>Stress: +50
>Affection: -30
>Mental Darkness: +50
Someone is going for the menhara route.

>>17930523
Pippa easily.

>>17933427
Fuck off, you antisemitic piece of shit.

>Pippa is vaxed
This kills the Karen Farmer

>>17934149
How's that antisemitic, I'm saving money

>>17934300
Oy vey! It’s like anuddah shoah!

>>17934199
No boyfriend AND a schizo...she's perfect...

>>17934300
>denying Jewish landlords money
Tell me your anti-Semitic without telling me your anti-Semitic.

>>17931867
>I don't get it..
Chuba fxitaded on a ilterally motherfucking loclow.

>>17933427
based

>>17933429
>Subscribers: +2000
Wew

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1490922378070618114?s=21
She’s so bear-y cool!

Uruka Love!

>>17929677
kek.

and he is now the only small corpo in the west without a single graduation. hate more

>>17937537
Just wait for those contracts to expire, anon

>>17937537
lia won’t be live much longer

Phase Connect...

>>17937656
you mean the stacy who goes on random breaks because she has the weakest mental of al time? good riddance

PC collab with HoloID. Ollie and Risu the best for Pippa but they'd work well with any of the girls, really.

>>17937638
what does expiring contract have to do with anything? they can leave any time. it's not like at the end of the contract they can leave with model right?

>>17938105
Ollie and Pippa should create Yubigate 2: Electric Boogaloo together with their boyfriends in their collab.

>>17938095
I don’t think she’s actually a sociopathic Stacy pretending to like gaming and have anxiety just to get simpbux. I think, somehow, a beautiful young woman somehow ended up having minimal social life and fell into being interested in gaming, anime, and weeb shit without ever finding 4chan. She pretends, badly, to be a Stacy because of the big tiddy model. I have absolutely no fucking idea how such a thing ever happens but I’d bet her age and covid are somehow involved. Maybe we were just lucky enough to be in the right place when lightning struck and created this unicorn goddess for us.

>>17938676
Oh man, you don’t have to give such a detailed reply to that guy. He’s the singular Lia anti who tries to samefag as multiple people

>>17938186
there are probably repercussions for leaving early

Why does Uruka have goslings? There's nothing sexual about her at all.

>>17939302
She's a woman and therefor is inherently sexual.

>>17939081
has anyone or fishman confirmed this anywhere?

>>17939302
She’s like that one friend you had in high school that you had a massive crush on but couldn’t work up the nerve to ask out.

Do you guys think Pippa will ever collab with the Zomboid folks again? Personally I hope so, they seem like good chaps

>>17938186
>>17939081
>>17939402
The contracts for gen1 included a salary, that's why no one has graduated yet

>>17939569
As long as they take the initiative and invite her to something and aren't expecting her to make the first move, then I don't see why she wouldn't.

So Scott was removed from the PC staff list. Wonder if that’s why gen2 don’t get a salary

>>17939629
so if there were no salary, people would have graduated?? Black company!

>Donates $60 during Minecraft collab
>Pippa collabs more with Vee than her own genmates
>now this
It's over pippigers. She's a chud bud now

>>17940256
Based

>>17939302
Goslings would honk over anyone and anything.

Best Pippa streams?

>>17940488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vxjFOeky34

>>17940895
Why did she private it again?

>>17940948
Management was not a huge fan of her bullying a lolcow and getting the entire IBS drama scene/KiwiFarms staring directly her.

>>17940256
man can’t even spell her name right. We trust you’ll keep these leeches away from Phase, Kevin

Pippa streaming in her bathroom is kind of weird but cute. I hope her room renovation gets finished soon.

>>17941425
Even just hanging up some thick blankets would do wonders

>>17941425
kek

>pippa uses brave
Based?

>>17942155
I hope she takes advantage of the BAT shekels she collects

>>17932734
I want to die in Iori's smooth, well moisturized armpits.

>>17941037
If she kept it up, Ralph would take all of Pippa's baggage and make a video about them and attack everyone in PC. This is no joke, he even threatened to go to his best friend's neighborhood and put up flyers accusing him of being a nazipedo and worse and this is his best friend of 8 years. He might even still do both of those things. This is a man who's turned every person who has worked for him, against him and abandoned his own children. Not to mention that PC is a company that hasn't even run chuubas for 1 year is on shaky ground and cannot afford to have enemies. If Kevin wanted, he could have graduated her right there but he didn't. Taking down the video is the most lenient response ever.

>>17944978
>Ralph would take all of Pippa's baggag
This would be very weak because she barely has two carry on items.

>>17940488
Hi are you new to Pipkin Pippa? The greatest anime rabbit gunt dunking vtuber of all time?
Well you're in the right place! She said on stream she mostly plays games but this isn't really true. You'll typically get 10 minutes of gameplay followed by a 30 minute (or even longer) tangent. I suppose you could call her a zatsudan streamer.
Occasionally she does these drama streams or tangents covering lolcows/ibs shit but it isn't her primary content. If that's what you want, sorry. She usually talks about her own life and experiences, but as she said once "talking about crazy internet people is my passion" so you can still expect this in the future.
She does a weekly book club and currently she's doing a weekly It Takes Two collab with her genmate and she's involved with a Project Zomboid RP server.

If you're not a tourist and actually want to get into her I have some VODs to recommend:
>NEEDY STREAMER https://youtu.be/cElLJCQcBgI
One of her best streams. It's really funny and it hits a little too close to home for her. You can learn a bit more about her.

>HATOFUL BOYFRIEND https://youtu.be/C0ihU5mftIc
Peak Pippa. Playing boomer game. Voice acting. A nice balance of tangents and gameplay.

>PHASMO COLLAB 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAAjPxfo9Bk
Early collab with her genmates. You can see how this autistic rabbit interacts with her "friends"

>PROJECT ZOMBOID https://youtu.be/pLaZmglrf3s
Watch her gaslight her fellow RPers (about 45 minutes in). This one caused a similar stink on here due to people thinking she griefed the server and that they hated her. She talks to them in the latest PZ stream and they all cool.

>Sovereign Citizen https://youtu.be/qGHjxlf9qi4
>CWC Stream 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcQ8Op568I
Time capsule and perhaps the start of all... this

>DEBUT https://youtu.be/b_XIL2zvK0E
Some people like to start their vtuber journey with the debut so here it is (her voice is noticeably more "cutesy" here)

If none of that appeals to you I recommend browsing through her catalog or just waiting for the next stream.
If you decide to stay be warned: we have tons of schizos and Pippa antis here, they're all adorable little faggots and you can laugh at them, too. Don't ask about The Researcher and expect people to spam her dox, too. She probably has a boyfriend so if that filters you, there you go.
If not, welcome!

>>17944978
You sound like a fucking paranoid schizophrenic. Literally nothing will happen out of this calm down

>>17944978
I want to see Ralph confront Pippa IRL so that I could witness how a physical fight between them would go. Who would win?

>>17939905
>so if there were no salary, people would have graduated??
Yes. It's going to be almost a year and two JPs haven't gotten past 140k views. Hope they've diversified their skillset.
>>17942155
No, brave sucks.
>>17940256
My fucking sides.

>>17944978
I don't think Kevin or Nanashi Mumei or whatever the manager's called are even aware of who The Gunt is, despite having picking up a chat moderator that should know even if their "lolcow expert" streamer is a fucking tourist that looks up threads about random retards to e-bully them for views.

If Pippa fucked with Ralph hard enough and he got her personal information she'd extremely fucked, wasn't that the fat fuck that got some teenager pregnant and beat her up for refusing to fuck a tranny? What is the furfag roommate going to do? Offer to suck his cock long enough for her to escape? Start barking when she gets vanned so the cops shoot him instead of this autistic woman?

>>17944978
This is similar to why I hated the stream and despise this IBS culture. Imagine if Ralph got pissed enough and decided to attack Pippa by harassing her coworkers? Imagine how shitty Pippa would feel of the other Phase girls became targets of harassment all because she couldn’t help herself because she desperately wanted to win Jim’s approval? It is unwanted attention that the rest of Phase Connect doesn't need. I’m glad it didn’t result in much, because a targeted harassment campaign against PC would be disturbingly easy

>>17945244
Pippa and her roommate have guns, retard. And they both know how to use them. If they know he's coming they can literally just camp out and wait. Or, you know, call the cops and tell them that the Gunt is on his way to attempt brutalization on them.

>>17945229
You sound like someone who doesn’t consider risks and how actions can bring about unwanted results. You lack wisdom and foresight.

>>17945229
>S-shut up schizo!
No-argument bros wya?

>>17945314
>I’m glad it didn’t result in much
Don't say that so soon. An anon yesterday said that Keemstar was apparently going to talk about Pippa on his show (no link for proof was posted, but I'll take their word on it) and Jim will probably include the Pippa bit in his end-of-month stream in a couple of weeks. Not to mention the fact that she will forever be known as 'the vtuber who btfo'd the gunt' in certain corners of the internet. there may be more to come.

>>17945502
fuuuuuuck I hope not, I really don’t want to see Pippa graduated because of one shit stream being brought up over and over

>>17945356
>Pippa and her roommate have guns
They also have fursuits and pokemon merchandise.
>retard.
Watch your tone with me.
>And they both know how to use them.
Yeah all the cuckservatives and /k/ommando larpers know how to fire guns yet they don't have the will or in several states the legal permission to use them.
>If they know he's coming
I'm sure the fat retard they laughed at for a temporary +450 viewers is used to fighting fair and will announce his intentions instead of just swatting them or having one of his autistic buddies putting up leaflets slandering them.

Can you get the smartest groomer on a keyboard? You're as mentally stunted as Pippa.

The fact that a company vtuber has taken it so far that this sort of discussion is even possible is wild to me. What a time to be alive.

On an unrelated note, I've been in sage mode all day. Not an ounce of sexual desire.

How can one bear be so perfect?!

>>17945242
Pippa would win

>>17945697
She can't anon, which means she's probably sucking butch lesbian titties behind your back!
>>17945617
>Watch your tone with me.
I keked

>>17945617
>Watch your tone with me.
s-sorry sir...

>>17945229
All these things are unlikely to happen. What I am saying is that from the company's POV, keeping the gunt stream up on the main channel would mean they "accept" Pippa attacking Ralph. Taking it down reduces the retaliation risk from 20% to 5%. That 20% is not worth it. Spending ressources dealing with persistent DDOS attacks or worse from Ralph and his remaining fans could be enough to alienate PC from other companies. Time and ressources that could go to other projects and helping the chuubas grow. Risk management anon. Risk management.
>>17945542
Remember what Pipkins said
>Everything will be Daijobu

>>17945868
>remaining fans
Ah yes, all five of them, kek
But I agree with you in general

>>17945634
Yeah same. I've always considered nofap to be impossible but I haven't for 3 or 4 days now. Might be a combination of watching non-coomerbait chuubas and reading the bhagavad gita or maybe the new world order released new spermicide into the water. Who knows.

>anons think the fucking gunt could plan a harassment campaign against an actual corporation
Fucking kek, you people are dumber than the gunt himself.

>>17945697
URUKA LOVE

>>17946055
no of course he cant. but corey barnhill might

>>17946055
It’d be a lot easier than you’d think. Just spamming the other talent’s chats with Ethan Ralph related stuff would probably be enough to make Pippa feel guilty for getting her genmates involved, and it could even drive a wedge between her and the others for using her corporate identity irresponsibly. Again, I do agree it’s unlikely at this point (provided people like Keemstar and Jim don’t bring it up again), but it’s better to err on the side of caution.

>>17945617
>Watch your tone with me.
Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a bit

>>17946055
>harassment campaign against an actual corporation
Why the fuck would he do that when he can go for a far easier autistic woman that has had HER OWN NAME posted in her own stream for +30 minutes?

Is she going to tell him it was just a prank and that he can totally take it out on the fictional character?
"Yeah gunt-sama just delete the vtuber studio files! Whoa you really owned Peppa there, big boy! Now may my cuckold furry roommate service your 2' cock?"
Get real.

>>17946193
This is the only possible thing I could see happen. But even then the counter measure would be to just have mod's ban their ass if they start shit in chat.

>>17946274
That would be an actual crime she could go directly to the police with.

>Offer to suck his cock long enough for her to escape
>>17946274
>Now may my cuckold furry roommate service your 2' cock?"
This is a sex tape that I would like to see.

>>17946193
Should let you know anon that k*emstar has bots that search 4chan, reddit, and kiwifarms for his own name and if you mention him too many times then it will link this thread to him. This is not a rrat, he actually does this because he's rich. He owns several houses. I think the mention trigger is 5 times.

>>17946274
>autistic woman that has had HER OWN NAME posted in her own stream for +30 minutes?
It's amazing you retards still think this was real.

>>17946398
this sounds fun
can we summon keemstar, bros?

All Pippa would have to do to get Ralph off of her tail in these insane 'harassment' hypotheticals is tweet at Daddy Jim about it and have him lambast Ralph over it for a while. Ralph would stop in his tracks because he still has a crush on Jim.

>>17946337
Agreed. It’d depend on how dedicated the gunt was. Regular chat messages can be easily dealt with, but if Ethan or his few fans were willing to lose some money, they could throw troublesome donations out that would appear on screen and likely be noticed by the other talents. With Pippa’s anxiety, I feel as though she could be more easily affected by watching her genmates be harassed. That said, from what I’ve gathered on the guy, Ethan doesn’t seem like a very intelligent guy, so I doubt he’d go about harassing Phase in an efficient way. I’d just rather not risk it.

>>17946513
>Ethan doesn’t seem like a very intelligent guy
Understatement of the century.

>>17946537
I don’t follow lolcow stuff so I really don’t know

>>17946563
Fair.

>>17946476
Ralph wants Jim's attention. He was willing to get bullied by Jim for over an hour but quit when Mundane Matt started bullying him too. Stop giving Ralph ideas. He would have no idea how to do any of this until you schizos starting rratting it up.

>>17946629
No, I want the schizos to keep giving Ralph advice. If he does anything like they are suggesting, then the shitshow would be glorious and I would love to watch the world burn.

>>17946683
>I would love to watch the world burn
Yeah, I can relate to this. But Pippa could an hero over it.

>>17934348
anon...

>>17946728
>Pippa could an hero
>Over Ethan Fucking Ralph
I'd like to think that she would be better than that.