/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX WITH BOTAN

I love Ina!

KIARA LOVE

Why EN don't stream

Why the fuck are the threads dying so early?

I hate Ina!

Holy recline.

>>17921572
have you seen the streams?

rrat

which holoEN would play the new yugioh

>>17921572
because you're letting them!
post more!

>>17921572
Schizos like this >>17921570
, when it has been explained multiple times the reason.

None of you watched this yet so just pretend it's a live stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AimKm0JNP_M

Last thread just felt like a fucking fever dream, I swear most posters in these threads are fucking high

what happened to this stream? https://holodex.net/watch/N_tvVimV_8M

>>17919649
It's coming whether you want it or not.

Watch Lamy

Watching Polka is making me want to play Danganronpa.

Why do women like to pretend to be gay males?

SEEGS!!!!

Ame soon

>>17921114
I belieb it. Do a 4chan meme review with tree rrat.

>>17921595
Probably Mori.

Behold! The fabled cutesy duo of Lamy and Polka have decided to grace your presence on this wonderful night of Hololive as they have decided to make this day a wonderful ARK date stream! Naturally I know how much you love ARK so very much /hlgg/ so this is the perfect stream for you to just wrap yourself in a blanket, grab some hot cocoa and get lost into the cute banter these two exchange with each other. Lamy has got so much to talk about with Polka who actually pretty much just woke up for this stream. Lamy herself is stationed right next to one of the great ARK kings of Hololive in the form of Choco who's home is so advanced that Lamy's place looks like a mudhut when you compare it. There's plenty to digest in this adventurous, dino fighting/breeding session, so why don't you put down all the pitchforks and dumbbells' and just enjoy some lovely ARK?
Lamy POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2xiWj9vAw
Polka POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnFwNMz2sv0
If you can't survive this absolute cute duo playing ARK then I guess you've got VOD reps to do until you get to chill out with your Pizza Papa with the incredibly hot body as he's once again holding another one of his fun lunch zatsudans where he'll talk about what's on his mind and how delicious his meal is. Maybe he'll even talk about cards again if you're lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-o1NQh1zm0
There is a very high possibility that there could be three different Holo EN members beginning a stream between now and Aruran's stream. If you hope hard enough, and trust in the plan, everything will be laid out before you ningen.

>>17921616
I wasn't paying attention to the threads. What happened?

I hope my wife feels better soon

>>17921606
SHIONKEKS??? WHO THEFUCK IS THAT DUDE

seriously no streams tonight?
How in the hell..

>>17921615
1) Ame hort
2) USB ports hort
3) Cancelled until Ame can figure out USB ports hort
she can't, it's her motherboard

I get the impression that Japanese don't really care about the display of male boners, I've seen videos of dudes walking around in body suits in public clearly showing off the rocket. Maybe that's the way to go if it won't go away

Christ, I hate Ames free chat.

>>17921649
Yeah, me

>>17921570
pick your split and stay there
>>17915437
>>17918988
>>17920791

>>17921593
>>>/mlp/ is that way bucko

Fauna love!

>>17921662
It's one of the better pre chats desu

>>17921616
yea

BOO!

Real talk, why doesn't Ina and Sana engage more. Did Sana just see her numbers and growth and go "fuck this I'ma just stream when I want to play Pokemon". Ina has internet issues, but she can just do some twitter space to fill on the gap like Kronii. Why are these two getting away with it?

>>17921662
What's wrong with it?

>>17921673
why do people always think that this cat is pony related?

Statement:Nijiniggers live in a perpetual state of "seethe", as meatbags tend to say, due to the realization of their company being completely irrelevant in the Vtuber world, with the exception of a few members, and thus feel the need to spam in a hololive thread to get attention and justify their existence. It would be wise to ignore them.

>>17921662
I dunno, I think all ENs should have one honestly. Let's the community have someplace to be without shitting up prechat.

I love Mori!

Meimei a cute!

>>17921114
So what will this fanbase be called?

>>17921626
Because a bunch of gay males like to pretend to be women. Turnabout is fair play.

>>17921562
Me too! ISP HATE

>>17921703
They're just kind of cringey to me. Maybe it's just me idk.

>>17921697
Ina
>Doesn't stream
Sana
>Doesn't stream

All femanons deserve rape

>>17921697
Ina has ties with the chinks, she if they fire her and/or her friend, she's gonna launch an attack on hololive

what is it about mondays that is so dead most of the times?

>Sex with GFE nigger
ew
>Sex with western paipan whore
ew
>Sex with authentic Japanese babe Botan
YES

>>17921720
This is a correct meme

>>17921662
In order to type this, you had to type "Christ, I hate Ame" and that makes you an anti. Hope you die, fag.

P.S. I didn't type it, I copied the disgusting phrase from the post you wrote.

>>17921726
why does it have nipples on it's stomach?

みんなさん、ライブの配信を今に見てるかー?!?!
配信を見ててください~!!!
それはお頼み事ない、命令だよ~~
配信を今見なかったら、殺すだぞ~
本当に殺すだよ~
約束しよう~~~~~

https://streamable.com/kdcox3
https://streamable.com/9kdvy8
i was going to use these for something but the bpm doesn't match and i can't be assed to make them match so just enjoy

The reason no one is streaming is because they're all taking their dance lessons for HoloFes.

>>17921716
That's fair, I just expect better from members.

>>17921749
Her hiring Sana is apart of her plan to take down Yagoo

>>17921765
yeah with me their homosexual dance instructor

>>17921681
Give Fauna some love scratches behind the ears, then.

>>17921739
>gay males like to pretend to be women
I'd say it's more likely straight males like to pretend to be women. Gay males don't care about females at all other than in fashion

It would be funny if this membership thing resets badges

Blows my mind thinking back to all the hate Suisei got for people thinking she would stick by China’s side and not Coco’s. Suisei is a true friend. The exact opposite of Aqua.

>>17921760
whose stream am i supposed to be watching

RBC Feet.

Why is Polka?

>>17921719
Nice.

I still don't believe we shared a thread with woman
>smegma reps...
old news, post a new one I dare you woman

>>17921753
Would it still be correct if I said she was the cutest?

>>17921793
The only ones who benefit from that are takos

>>17921653
why aren't you faggots tweeting her this?

>>17921804
Where is Polka?

>>17921719
me too!

>>17921715
I live in your head rent free

>>17921801
I love this toaster.

>>17921774
Eh, could have been worse.

>>17921817
Being silver is cool too...

Do anybody have the Nakamachines, son streamable handy?

>>17921831
You will just get a "Thanks for the feedback lol" reply at best

>>17921793
If I have to back to being a paper cup, I'm going to make Kyoani look like a joke.

What's this BGM in Polka's stream?

Where are the streams?

>>17921715
who would have the best playthrough of this and what alignment would they be?

>>17921114
That's not even an Indonesian cattle, you fake SEA.

>>17921653
She doesn't have USB issues with other games though. It's literally just Doom.

>>17921849
Okay

>>17921795
Coco’s meme review was actually original and brought lots of new viewers. Coco also got EN to happen. Aqua literally didn’t do anything. She may as well not have existed.

>>17921852
but you are the one obsessed with "trolling" the thread

Off-collab hugging soon

La-

>>17921809
I think so yes.

Thinking about when the girls egosearch and they have to wade through 5 billion faggots named [Girls name][simp/fan/faggot]'s irrelevant tweets.

>>17921896
her PC has been doing this off and on since it was "fixed". Had her back up not died, she would hae used that.

>>17921920
if you block a person do they still show up in searches?

>>17921918

Tell me about HoloEN.
Why don't they stream?

Get well soon, gooruh.

>>17921948
No.

>>17921918
Laminus (henceforth referred to as Linus) is 50% less fuckable than her horned counterpart

>>17921957
but does she have speeds and feeds

>>17921916
off-collab discord sex

>>17921931
No she played CSGO and Apex since she updated bios and had no problems at all, and with doom it mostly just occured during cutscenes.

>>17921760
試してやろばか

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STREAMS?
ELEVEN (11) HOLOEN'S AND NOBODY FUCKING STREAMS HOLY JESUS

>>17921874
Why are Merakyats like this

>>17921954
https://files.catbox.moe/n24u0i.png

He's actually just posting his catalog threads in here now. Jesus christ what type of mental illness is this.

>>17922002
just enjoy

>>17921755

>>17922002
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I WATCH NIJIS

>>17922002
Their monetization is disabled, once it comes back up there will be more streams

I love the clock and the snake!

Ame has 8 streams to read from right?

>>17921954

>>17919871
Fun fact:
Ina and Kiara had roughly 150-200k more subs than Kronii at the same time in their careers.

>>17922011
It's because >we are trained in two things. Marketing and black operations, and marketing sure as hell won't help here.

>Hololive
>No one is live
no wonder Nijisanji is inclining.

>>17922020
Why is it always Gura fucking Ame?

>>17922002
You will watch Lamy and Polka play with big animals, translator present!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-2xiWj9vAw

>>17922074
So about how much council got culled of.

>he is now copying threads from the catalog
roru
>>17918988

https://youtu.be/2l3i7MulCgs?t=2791

>>17922060
7 at best, i don't remember which streams she had SC enabled on though

Polka...

>>17922083
Everyone knows that Gura wears the cock in the relationship
https://files.catbox.moe/mpokni.png

>>17921888
No idea, I can't think of a single EN who played something even similar to a wRPG, what I know is that Gura is not the answer

>>17921849

>>17922020
Thanks to Mittsu for existing

>>17922100
This has always been a shitposter tactic as confusing as it is. Make both a catalog thread and a post in here. I guess it's doubling up on the (you)s or something.

>>17921742
It's just you you are special anon.
Cringe

>>17921547
God I want to have intense loving animalistic sex with Nene

>>17922081
>no one is live
>people would rather shitpost than watch niji
Yikes, they must be pretty dire

>>17922060
From watson gaming I think

>>17922098
Theyve had half a year to resub

>>17922081
They’re actually reclining, outside of the guys, who appeal to a new audience of Taiwanese fujos

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1490842449140338689

>>17922130
>I can't think of a single EN who played something even similar to a wRPG
Oblivion...
Witcher 3...

>>17922130
>wRPG
You're gonna wanna specify cRPG because theres obviously the Bethesdashit and you could probably make a case for Biomutant.

>>17922106
Cover hired some really good dancer in place of Korone

What if we all just mass hallucinated that HoloEN was real?
pic related: it's a blank picture

>Пoизeдeнт Китaя пoхoж нa Bинни Пyхa

>>17921920
It's a bit weird, i heard that they use the oshi marks to do it easier. Really you gotta filter out most people that have cringe non-holo fandoms (like Steven Universe or RWBY) and terms that make you look retarded (like simp or stan) in their bios. Otherwise you'll most likely wade through their political/porn/roommate related tweets as well

I RABU FAUNA

I had a dream that was basically this music video but starring me and Korone. Now I can't stop thinking about it. I know it's probably the post-dream saudade, but still...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryV3E4QKGk

I just want Cover to hire a cute french chuuba. Is that so much to ask?

>>17921637
Are you keeping the princess hostage?

>>17922170
>>>/vt/nijisanji

>no streams tonight
you're welcome /vt/

Do you think after holofest they will stop being busy ?

>>17922106
Think of the knees...

>>17922037
I can't, Pizza Dad doesn't stream for another two hours

>>17921774
Instead of being active 30min to 1hr before ame's "scheduled" stream you want them to be active 24/7?

>>17922143
Whew, I thought so. Thanks for clearing that up anon.

>>17922153
You realize that if we extend your logic out then myth should have gone through the same culling

I like how ame always liked some random luna fanart or tweet

>>17922091
I dont watch GFE niggers

>>17922130
I feel like a Fauna or Irys Disco Elysium run could be special

>>17922192
Yes, imagine trying to sound cute with a disgusting frog accent.

I asked this this morning but
who could you realistically have a stable relationship with?

>>17922166
Honestly, I forgot about those, but still, those are to different to consider, as >>17922169 said

>>17921595
none of them cause of permissions! LOL

>>17922192
Death to all french frogs. They butchered Europe and an overall spineless bastards. Thank god they are being flooded with 3rd worlders. Fuck those subhumans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPGitWJfes
So Yagoo actually hired La+ to serve as a surrogate child for the hags and soon-to-hags to satisfy their motherly needs, didn't he?

>>17922241
a-chan

My shark wife, Gura

After thinking about it for a while I realized that what holos need is more lore-based songs
Not the official gay lore tho, the one they built themselves like Kiara getting cultist music or Mumei getting one referencing the fact she represent human civilization perfectly

This thread will be dead before 1000. Might as well dump your favorite soundposts.

>>17922083
Almost all Ame art is her being submissive unless she's bratty. I assume it's because she's the human surrounded by monsters, also she's said she wants to be beat up by all of them.

Was in this rough times that Kiara would appear out of nowhere with a guerrila stream to save us from boredom

>>17922241
Gura is easily the easiest EN to get along with

howcome normal streamers can stream 6 hours a day every day and be fine but holos do 2 hours if we're lucky and they're all dying of throat problems and overwork

>>17922241
Ayame, since not even streaming would get in the way

>>17922260
sasuga saviorfag prime

I'm going in. I'll take over an account and stream something.

I have been catching up on the karaoke streams i missed, and you know, for someone who is missing half her tongue miko sings pretty well

>>17922260
What a big brain move. This is why he's the man in charge.

>>17922274
Weird, that's my wife you're posting

>>17922230
https://streamable.com/r718n7

moom post

>>17922222
God, fuck no. I'll gladly take the free chat instead I just expected different, but I guess the ones using it are discordfags.

Ret me get this straighto -
Are those "RoroEN" you talk so much in the room with us right now?

Roru Rumaoo
Farewell, little shark! it's been a good journey

moom post, but with fire

>>17922081
>no wonder Nijisanji is inclining.
How much seething do selenkeks have that despite beinga worse player and having streaming performance issues out the wazoo Ame stil gets 4x the audience streaming Apex? And even with joining a big tournament buff Selen will still never reach Ame?

I think I figured out why there's a ton of KFP in chats of random 2views
https://twitter.com/gogon_illust/status/1490657005459021827

>>17922239
AAAHH she's too cute.

>>17922277
Agree, Gura should have a song dedicated about her love of cunny

ina will stream tomorrow right?

>>17922241
Realistically? Assuming no language barrier Choco, Aki or Fubuki would all be great wives. I could see Nene, Botan or Irys all being cool girlfriends.

>>17922291
I assume by normal streamer you mean the top .0001% on twitch?

this isnt even a hololive anti or a salty nijifag i just realized
its a fucking /hlgg/ anti

>>17922291
Because most of them don't actually stream everyday.

>>17922291
Because twitch streamers are dead air central while playing games and they leave the stream on while they fuck off for an hour, not to mention they don't do work related to streaming off stream and don't need.to play characters

>>17922353
always has been

>>17922291
Normal streamers arent doing big projects, songs or whateevr cover ahs them doing right now.

fuck

Is bae also dead?

>>17922196
Do I look like someone who would want to mess with Hoomans and their Demonic Princess of the Night?

>>17922353
It's okay earlier it was one or two salty 2views, that was fun.

>>17922233
Saruei is cute...
>>17922231
I was saying that a while back but everyone said it was "too political" even though other stuff like MGS which is just as political was just fine and most of the politics in Disco Elyisium are exaggerated enough to be complete parody anyway.

Though I think the NSO saga demonstrated well enough that anons really like to overestimate which kinds of games are "too yab" to stream and in reality it comes down to whether a chuuba actually wants to play that game more than anything else.

>>17922241
Watame apart from the hemmeroids

>>17922175
>China's president looks like Winnie Pooh
Based.

>>17921634
I miss her

>>17921547
Jesus christ I remember making this image. Wasn't this originally posted on /jp/ like 1 and a half years ago

>>17922279
I just like getting to hear Risu sing

>>17921570
Is quite obvious we need EN gen 3 now

>>17922241
>>17922346
Forgot Lui. She seems so sweet

>>17922083
Not always, the earlier Gurame was more "a blonde pervert trying to fuck a loli". Ame manages to reverse that by being too sweet.

Got my Omocat hoodie and it fits really nice and is super comfy. Quality is really good too. It almost makes me want to buy more of their stuff.

>>17922347
guerilla blue planet watchalong, i beleeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16wFNmd9RzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVYNiyvddJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxKGo4Scc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8I1KnsERQ

>>17922353
I can't blame them, it must be hard living in the shadow of our greatness all the time

>>17922175
>>17922413
based ruskibros

WHERE IS THE RED RAT

>>17922390
Her day started at the earliest just a few hours ago, she has plenty of time

>>17922291
>"normal" streamers
>3 hours of react "content"
>30 minutes afk
>30 minutes eating
>1 hour of bad gameplay
>1 more hour of react content

>>17922228
I think she's been brainwashed into loving Luna because of how much she loves Gura's Hajimete no Chuu karaoke cover, like how teamates gaslit her into a kenzoku by playing Error every week.

What if the MCN migration locked everyone in EN out of their channels?idk

Mondays suck. Why can't one person regularly stream on mondays

You know I can generally understand why most of the other's would be off today but what's Fauna's excuse? She barely even streamed last week either.

>>17921777
>yagoo even greenlighted Sana's project, the one to destroy hololive as we know it
YAB

What's going on with Ame lately? I was watching her last stream and she's behaving really weird, starts out loudly crunching on a carrot, jumps into the game without much fanfare, just mumbling sedately the whole time, long periods of time with no talking and even when she does talk you can hardly understand what she's saying. I don't wanna accuse her of phoning it in but it does feel like she just wanted to do a bit of gaming and decided "guess I'll stream it and use it as one of my streams for the week."

I love Fauna more than anything else in this world. She’s gorgeous, smart, can make laugh, and her ASMR streams are the best after a long work day. She’s the perfect package.

>>17922241
Iroha

>>17922492
>Why can't one person regularly stream on mondays
>Mondays suck
There you go

>>17922431
>EN3 happens
>they just overlap the other ENs
>they all also coincidentally don't stream during dead days like right now
maybe 10 more EN groups with 5 people each

how can a whole branch collectively decide on taking a break on the same day

>>17922492
looks like someone has a case of the mondays!

>Kiara and Kronii being given out for free
https://twitter.com/eeveestrations/status/1490826983894310916

>>17922502
>working on projects
who fucking knows what these projects are

>>17922517
More catalog shit?

>>17922434
the wah sweater feels very durable and the kiara ring shirt is super soft too

>>17922517
Your bait thread didn't work out, huh nigger?

>>17921637
Did Ayame ever interact with CN or ID?

>>17922517
Go back to your split

Thoughts on gura as a streamer

>>17922517
baitchama...

11 streamers and not even a single one can hit the Start Stream button

>>17922546
No that's really old bait actually.

>>17922528
Just make EN3 100% european, tbqh

For me, it's Ina's giant ass

>>17922353
The emphasis on 'global' and 'honorary holo' is the dead giveaway, same shitposts that happened back on /jp/

Thoughts on Omega as a pillar of holoEN

>>17922517
>>17922325
>>17922002
>>17921953
Why are people spamming catalog shit in these threads now?

>Mori finally hears back from management about her past few weeks
>They are putting her on a month long suspension
>The other ENs hear about it
>Refuse to stream until they let her free

>>17922543
feels like everyone is working on projects...

>>17922466
>hololive "streamer"
>does one hour of "content" and fucks off for 3 days
Wow you really showed him

>>17922291
You do realize the twitch meta at the moment is react content right? I don't think most twitch streamers also have idol shit and dealing with their stupid managers all the time

>>17921570
No ad money = no point to stream, simple as

Where's Mum with her gorilla tactics to entertain us?

>>17922206
Gee, I'll just have to rewatch some vods, I guess.
https://youtu.be/ywvR52V7HiI
https://youtu.be/cMdtt0otwIA
https://youtu.be/NmP_EJdcE6E
https://youtu.be/OyOl61s3X2k
https://youtu.be/YsvEWEEUWa8
https://youtu.be/TV8rLERH6yU
https://youtu.be/Dji-ehIz5_k
https://youtu.be/VVQQcI6r3NU
https://youtu.be/4gXhDckOINg

That should keep me occupied until dead hours are over.

>>17922573
Sounds horrifying

How much fucking longer am I going to be a grey for? I need to catch up on Okayu member streams.

>>17922357
Yes they do, I can watch my favourite gaming streamer stream for 8 hours every single day meanwhile Holos are killing themselves to deliver 20% as much

>>17922492
Mondays suck because they're all forced to sit in meetings with their useless management.

>>17922595
that tail is very long isnt it?

>>17922569
Its hilarious because Ame has been streaming for 9 days straight if she streams tonight

>cannot spend a minute without ruining another holo's stream by talking about guys
Why is she like this?

>>17922542
That's a cute Poppi.

Is it just me or is KFP kinda... militaristic?
https://twitter.com/SalubriousBeets/status/1490500779920310276

>>17922597
i know.
i just want these projects to be done already.

>>17922571
>giant ass
i need more proof to validate that claim anon

>>17922432
It was more Gura being incredibly horny for Ame wtf are you on about

So when these projects of theirs come out and everyone loves them and give us more material to discuss, make OC with, etc., will you look back on a day like today and think that you were acting silly, or will you refuse to learn your lesson and be impatient and bitter next time, too?

>>17922573
Maybe Cover is actively against EU streamers and doesn't hire them.

>>17922556
>CN
No, but she did know who Spade Echo was due to sharing the wonderful mama that is Kagura Nana.
>ID
She responded to Moona and Anya if you want to count that.

>>17922595
I doubt they would do that. worker solidarity is super big in the states

>>17921637
Right here Ayamefriend! VOD reps are my only option

>Kronii PC hort
>Mumei school hort
>Ame excuse hort
>Ina ISP hort
>Kiara not her timezone
>Bae not her timezone
>Fauna busy hort
>Mori
>Sana streaming hort
>Gura sick hort
>&IRyS throat hort
i fucking love hololive EN

>>17922556
she talked about ollie popping up in her chat

Why does she hate Europe?

>>17922653
Nigger it's just going to be like an ASMR voicepack or some shit.

>>17922492
Didn't Kiara say she doesn't stream on Mondays because nobody else is or something like that?

>>17922639
I mean, Kiara has commented about wanting a military uniform outfit. In the German Empire style and not German Reich, of course.

https://streamable.com/bzooy0
Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck is wrong with Mori?

>>17922653
depends on the prject.
would it be worth having 2 weeks of almost no streams?

>>17922556
She showed up for one of Reine’s karaokes.

...

>>17922639
it's fun to have a monopoly on violence

>>17922646
The amount of images I have of Ina's giant ass are sadly lacking, hope this is good enough

>>17922646
https://youtu.be/OcTUg6DHqb4?t=3384

Here you go

>>17922695
Awesome!

>>17922695
And for $60! What a steal!

>>17922616
I can still access her member streams, I just had to find the links on Twitter.

which holo would you like to see tongue-cleaning smegma out of a horse cock?

>>17922617
sure you can

>>17922241
Gura since I love her and I don't think she'd be irritating since she's introverted and would actually shut up / want her space.
Fauna I like a lot too, but I think if I was actually in a relationship with her I'd want to blow my brains out

>>17922684
they don't pay the big bucks like us burgers

>>17922701
Holy bait

>>17922661
>>17922678
>>17922712
Thanks

>>17922723
what about pictures of her tiny ass?

>>17922753
Sana

This McThankies Monday is probably the best one yet!

Is that Choco's character there, logged in but afk?

>>17922753
Ayamefriend

>>17922746
It hurts to be grey

>>17922291
Because they're women

>>17922701
She needs thicker skin, which is ironic because she's fat.

>>17922746
Just go to the member's tab dumb dumb.

>>17922753
Kronii

>>17922746
I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES. THOUGH NOW'S THE TIME TO DO MY BEST ZOOMER GURL GAMER IMPRESSION BY NOT PRESSING IT!

>>17922774
She's so cute what the heck

>>17922646
Dozo

REMINDER AGAIN AS THE SHITPOSTER WINDS DOWN
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1490807402761175041
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1490807402761175041
https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1490807402761175041
YOUR OSHI LOVES YOU
It is not an act
It is not a character
It is not pretend
It is not fake
It is not a delusion
It is not a lie
Your oshi loves you, maybe even romantically
Love your oshi
And let me add this too; LOVE HOLOLIVE

Whatever the EN girls may be working on it is probably the type of thing the JP girls knock out in an afternoon. Before dance and voice classes, but after streaming.

Hey Niji invaders.

Since you insist on being here and the Holos aren't streaming right now, I thought I'd take a moment to say that back in August I was the anon who predicted that Production Kawaii would overtake Niji EN and nobody believed me. This is back when Nene Amano had only around 20000 subs. She is currently sitting at 100,000K and is growing at a rate of around 700 - 1000 subs everyday a rate comparible to most Niji EN girls despite being half the subs. Basically what I'm saying here is Tick Tock. Niji EN WILL be third place and once that happens I hope you're embarassed enough to never show your face in a Hololive thread ever again. I will personally be making threads to gloat my victory once it happens as well.

Does Marine have any interests beyond her shitty taste in anime, manga and games, drawing and coom shit?
She can't cook and has the palate of a child. So she obviously has no interest in food.
She has horrible fashion sense. So no interest in fashion.
She has poor general knowledge. So no interest in history, science, the arts etc.
No interest in dance or any athletic endeavor.

Her topics of conversation ultimately come down to: her shit taste in media, stories about her colleagues and family, whining about her previous job, pornography and mundane observations about everyday life.
To call her a basic bitch would be an insult to basic bitches.

Her genmates all have a variety of interests and hobbies. Lets face it they only like Marine because she is popular with ironic otakus/weebs.

Oh and she is also a complete bitch.
Remember that survey she did? Everyone was sucking up to her in it but even then they couldn't bring themselves to call her kind.

>>17922604
That still seems like more effort than react content

>>17922701
Kek did she really say this or is it out of context?

>>17922816
You don't have to rub it in while most of our oshis are on break...

>>17922816
>>17922821
>>17922824
you niggas type too much

>>17921984
The BIOS updates don't completely fix it which is why a lot of patches use the term "mitigate". The problem with USB disconnects on x570/b550 have been linked to various states of CPU and GPU load so it's not inconceivable that one software triggers it and another doesn't. Ame doesn't want a repeat of Ametaverse debut where a USB device reconnecting fucks the entire thing so she's pushing the stream off.

>>17921831
People have been telling her since her first USB hort stream but it was drowned out by tech illiterate faggots blaming W11. Ame's best bet is to buy a pair of USB3 PCIe cards and hope or replace the bent Z490 motherboard and go back to a known working platform for the VR streams.

>>17922799
How long has that been there? I'm used to youtube only showing it in the community tab.

>>17922768
Ina's tight, boyish behind...

>>17922799
>>17922796
The easy way is for pussies

>>17922291
That applies to like 0.00001% of Twitch streamers, and most of their content is doing literally nothing or doing extremely low-effort shit since the longer they keep the stream running the more $ they rake in. It's shameless

Is "am monkey" worth watching?

>>17922824
>no interest in history
I can change that, also she has a big butt so it doesn't matter

>>17922851
anything smaller?

>People get excited when Holos get to appear in stuff like HoloFes, release new songs, etc. etc. etc.
>People also don't understand that this involves doing shit that is outside of streaming.

>>17922850
Only shows up if you're a member.

This thread would massively improve if their was a 50 word limit and you all stopped th*nking

>>17922646

https://twitter.com/leecchie/status/1490558015791058944

>>17922858
>anything with a monkey in it
>not worth watching

>>17922816
>>17922818
>>17922821
>>17922824
Stop writing fucking essays nobody will read that shit

>>17922818
Holostars EN was hired. They are doing mandatory bonding sessions.

>>17922858
munki

>>17922858
Anons were sharing comprehensive tier lists earlier this morning. I'm sure that'll tell you whether or not it's worth it

>>17922816
>YOUR OSHI LOVES YOU
but my oshi isn't Rushia..

Soon.

>>17922653
No, i have doubts that anything short of Holofes will be worth it aside from Fauna's birthday stuff primarily because i want some prerecorded VODs with her KU100 for sleep reps. This also reminds me of the Mori christmas thing, that everyone forgot about aside from the screenshots of Komi-san Mori.

>>17922865
Like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/a8ojdj.png

I'm getting hungry. I want to munch on Bae's carpet

>>17922816
>>17922821
>>17922824

>>17922909
Woah, it's Ame!

>>17922895
Gura's entire body was hurting which is why she isn't streaming....she's hanging out with the EN holostar(s)...

Collab this morning was cute

>>17922858
I'd wait for more reviews before giving it a chance

>>17922916
yea, that's the stuff

>>17922866
they have been busy since decemebr
i dunerstand that there is a lot of work but is almost 3 months of irregular schedules and content.
Hell even mori's manager told her to stop streaming since she has work to do. Give the girls a break for god sake.

>>17922916
Uwaaaaaaaa

>>17922911
To think that got ok’d despite the very Komi style artwork versus whatever Ame made for Ookami blues

>>17922816
>>17922821
>>17922824

>>17922911
>This also reminds me of the Mori christmas thing
Her what now?

Lamy has a live translator you know, you could be watching her stream right now and know what she's talking about without even becoming Japanese

More and more Holos has to use png's instead of actual models in collabs. When is Cover going to fix their shitty app?

>>17922824
>Does Marine have any interests
>She can't cook and has the palate of a child
>She has poor general knowledge
>Her topics of conversation ultimately come down to: her shit taste in media, stories about her colleagues and family, whining about her previous job, pornography and mundane observations about everyday life
WTF Marine is a woman

>>17922927
Yeah, me(s)

>>17922843
It may hurt, but you can only hurt like this because there is love
The loveless feel nothing but emptiness
I know it doesn't make the pain go away but I hope you understand that even it is meaningful

I dont mind Callie calling us cucks, its funny and a pretty accurate description


And no one has really explained whats so wrong about Callie hanging out with other guys

Okay anons that's it, maximum dead hours is too much, I'm finally doing it.

We are doing a synced VOD watchalong live thread. Starting at 13:15 4chan time (about 10 minutes from now) everyone will click play on the video I link. Options are:

Gura Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Ame first Valorant stream
Ina first Call of Cthulhu
Takamori Song Review/Chat

Dubs chooses, go.

bored as fuck, gimme your best rrats

Ahoy!

This is a cute Shion

>>17922967
sometimes i wonder if the Yakuza have vtange in a basement somewhere perma-translating for wamy

Marine's big butt...........

>>17922967
If you want people to discuss a JP's stream here, you should be posting some of those LiveTLs so that people can bounce off of them here

So who's streaming on valentines day and who's not?
Will this be our "cold chicken"? aka. melted chocolate?

>>17922981
TABS

PoLamy is saving Hololive

>>17922981
Ina (that stream was kino)

>>17922947
The issue with Ame's was that it was TOO close to the ED from what I've heard, not just a similar artsyle

>>17922982
Yeah man nothing wrong with being a cuck really

>>17922842
Its from the cube stream, so its dox shit, but her honest opinion on the issue.

>>17922957
Exactly

>>17922982
Who the fuck is callie? This is the hololive thread, go talk about your nijis elsewhere

what reps have you done today anon?