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My mom has been watching Moona and Hana. she's now disillusioned believing she could become one and make it big. she currently runs a beauty tutorial tiktok
i just caught her browsing the local shopping site for a new microphone. no second guesses as to why.
I need advices quick before she goes past the saving point

>> No.17901252

Lmao, based If true.

>> No.17901274

Bagi nomer wa nya doi bro

>> No.17901301

I'm gonna have sexual thoughts about your mom

>> No.17901305

>>17901217
>watched moona and hana
>beauty tiktok
Indon?

>> No.17901312

another fine addition for my hag collection

>> No.17901314
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>>17901217
HAG SEX HAG SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17901315

>>17901217
Based mom.

>> No.17901330

>>17901217
Dude, let her. I'm guessing you're sea, and any amount of USD would mean big things in your life.

>> No.17901357

>>17901217
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAG LOVE

I FUCKING LOVE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17901379

>>17901330
>whoring out your mom

>> No.17901381

>>17901330
>>17901305
Iya. agak sedih

>> No.17901414

>>17901217
She will be another addition to /hag/ thread

>> No.17901538

>>17901217
Let me groom your mom op.

>> No.17901602

>>17901217
shill her here when she debuts or gay

>> No.17901624

>>17901217
There is no way in hell your mom would give a fuck about this unless she is in her late 20s, and you can't possibly be over 18 if that's the case. So fuck off and get banned, since underage kids can't post here.

>> No.17901642

holo/niji ID was a mistake

>> No.17901675

Rape correction. Now.

>> No.17901676

>>17901217
Write a webnovel about it

>> No.17901682

Check and see if HoloID Gen. 3 auditions are still open.

>> No.17901688

>>17901624
Nigger if you live in SEA the amount of social media addicted hags are overwhelming!
Theyll jump to the next big thing from Instagram to Tiktok and now vtubing!

>> No.17901724

>>17901379
>>17901381
let's talk realistically. it's not like she's going to each of her viewers' home just to get shagged. at worst it will just feel awkward

>> No.17901798

>>17901682
Already over since September Anon, best she can do is waiting for smaller ID agencies to open up their audition.

>> No.17901811

>>17901688
This. Am Malaysian. My 40ish years old aunts are all obsessed with becoming Instafamous and following Tiktok trends.
I hate this subculture so goddamn much

>> No.17901838

>>17901217
>watching ID
>improper use of disillusioned
I can tell you’re SEA but I’ll let it slide because you’re screwed enough already. Once a woman makes her mind up about something, no matter how wrong she is or how many times you tell her, she won’t listen. Lost cause.

>> No.17901844

Your mom's probably smarter than you are...

>> No.17901875

>>17901217
Let her builds some reps while waiting for holoID4.

>> No.17901878

>>17901811
What is wrong with SEA?

>> No.17901886

>>17901217
FINALLY, REAL MILF CHUUBA WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.

>> No.17901891

>>17901217
How old are you anon?

>> No.17901922

>>17901217
write a doujin about her journey and the time your best friend comes over talking about his new oshi and how much he wants to rape her

>> No.17901925
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17901925

>>17901217
How old is your mom?

>> No.17901974

>>17901878
unironically schizos

>> No.17902006

>>17901217
MOMMY
NOW

>> No.17902031

Your mom will get doxxed anon and i will masterbate to her

>> No.17902079

>>17901891
22
>>17901925
45
>>17901878
i ask myself that question too
>>17901811
>>17901642
Same bro
>>17901886
there are actual milf indies out there
>>17901682
>>17901798
>>17901875
>implying she can get into holoID
she's very normalfag, i doubt theyll let her in
>>17901838
the most merciful option is to become an indie. but im still not confident about that

>> No.17902104

>anons are expressing interest in OP's mom
Stop it guys, think about how OP feels like now.

>> No.17902130

Could work.
If she played it right there's definitely a market to exploit.
Lot of fags looking for a supportive mother figure

>> No.17902140

>>17902104
Like my son.

>> No.17902146

>>17902104
Il let him watch while seggs her up

>> No.17902186

>>17901878
Genetic predisposition towards schizophrenia.
I am not even lying. Their rates per capita for it are through the fucking roof. Even ashkenazi jews can't compare.

>> No.17902185

>>17902130
>anons ignore their actual mothers advices
>OP's chuuba mom gives the same advice
>follows it through

>> No.17902247

>>17901217
UOOO REAL MILF
SEGGGGSSS

>> No.17902261

>>17901217
Let her become a vtuber. /hag/ will take it from there.

>> No.17902285
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17902285

>>17901217
be sure to let us know when she debuts

>> No.17902332

LET THE GROOMING BEGIN

>> No.17902335

Tell her to watch less Moona and more Hana. And tell her to do her fucking research

>> No.17902433

>>17902186
>check symptoms of schizophrenia
>I actually have all of those except I'm not delusional and have no fixed belief.
I thought Schizo mean visual and voice hallucinations like tulpa.

>> No.17902441

>>17901217
Be sure to let us know when the RFA stream is scheduled!

>> No.17902466

>>17901217
Is she hot?

>> No.17902499

>>17902104
OP should get used to calling me dad

>> No.17902514

>>17902104
I’m going to fuck OPs mom

>> No.17902562

>>17902433
Haha anon is a schizo

>> No.17902567

>>17901217
That sounds awesome. I would definitely check out a more mature chuuba that I can actually understand since I can't into moonspeech.

>> No.17902570

>>17902466
>>17902285
>>17902261
>>17902247
>>17902006
>>17901538
>>17901414
>>17901301
have you ever seen how a middle aged indo mom acts? you wont be getting any boners from her!

>> No.17902581

>>17901217
Are HoloID gen3 auditions still open tell her to apply if they are, if they are not tell her to just forget it

>> No.17902596

>>17902570
I'm European I have never seen an indonesian in my life

>> No.17902622

>>17902596
Same

>> No.17902658

>>17902570
stop fooling us OP, and shill her already

>> No.17902678

>>17902570
Post her picture

>> No.17902697

>>17902079
Not impossible unless she has no talents whatsoever

>> No.17902704

>>17902570
I probably won't understand her half of the time, so as long as she makes cute and/or lewd noises, and has a cute and/or lewd model, it won't matter.

>> No.17902730

>>17902678
No doxx allowed in this board anon

>> No.17902753

ID vtubers and its consequences have been a disaster for the medium

>> No.17902754

>>17902596
In Poland we have lot of vietnamese. They are like brown chinese with wrinkes

>> No.17902772

>>17902596
You can literally go to Netherlands and see Indonesian community in there.

>> No.17902817

>>17902772
>>17902754
Anons.. those are naturalised euro savvy SEAs
Im talking home raised SEAs whose only idea of the outside world is through pop culture

>> No.17902824
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17902824

I wonder what OP expected was going to happen in this thread. Like we're supposed to know how to help? Or if we did, that we would want to? This board is a hive of rrats and degeneracy, and is proud of it.

>> No.17902884

>Mom, vtubing is for people who like anime and other nerd shit, also most of your fans will be perverted men who will say fucked up things about you

>> No.17902922

>>17902824
Because this is the only place that handles weird scenarios and is anonymous
If youre going to ask Reddit, where? There are a hundred subreddits
Discord? You have to join a server
Twitter? good luck getting it forwarded to relevant people
4chan? Everyone can see and post their responses

>> No.17902949

>>17902596
Here in Mexico the only Asians are Chinese.

>> No.17902969

>>17902884
She could show her the hag thread and tell them people will say things like that about her once they know she's a mid 40's year old mother
>It's not impossible she likes that kind of attention
OP absolutely in shambles

>> No.17902977

reminds me of that NTR doujin where the mom want to do cooking stream and her son help her s up for that.
a lot of sexy blunders happen during cooking stream until she accidentally on the stream while on her lingerie, i think.
got divorce and become sex streamer while having sex with viewer.
suddenly her family wants her back and she went back to the family.
doujin ends with her holding a baby.

>> No.17903003

Show her the ten pages of 0-2views on twitch and ask her if she's okay with staying like that for months

>> No.17903025

>>17901217
I'm going to groom your mom and make her kill you to keep my approval.
Then I will murder her.

>> No.17903040

>>17901217
i'm gonna fuck ur mom lol

>> No.17903083
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>>17903003
Probably the only legitimate answer in the thread.

>> No.17903120

>>17902884
>>17902104
Eh not really that worried. being a beauty tiktoker and facebook user she would occasionally get creepy messages and even dickpics a couple of times, she knows how to block weirdos
>>17903003
tried this before to scare her off and told her not everyone could make it like any other youtuber
alas her ego's still too strong

>> No.17903194

>>17903120
>Desensitized to creep messages
id say that's already more progress than Mori

>> No.17903219

>>17903194
kek

>> No.17903281

>>17902570
clearly you've never been on the /hag/ thread. who're your oshis?

>> No.17903282
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17903282

>>17901217
kek
White boys with yellow fever like me are going to groom your mom, man.
If she gets attention and some initial success, she WILL steer into more erotic stuff to match her audience and see those numbers go up.
This is going to be awkward as fuck for you, my condolences

>> No.17903318

Imagine being an Asian "male".

>> No.17903344

>>17901217
Nigga just check out /asp/

>> No.17903416

>>17903120
Just shill her here

This site literally has the power to incline "Anon's mom" to the top of indie vtubing. She won't get schizo unicorns since she's literally a married mom and the hag lovers will flock to her like moths to a flame.

>> No.17903426

>>17903282
is that the when they cry style

>> No.17903454

>>17902079
>she's very normalfag, i doubt theyll let her in
All the more reason to encourage her to go for it then. You don't want her to become a vtuber and if Holo tell her to fuck off she might lose interest. I like hag chuubas though so I'm rooting for her.

>> No.17903484

>>17901217
Is your mom hot?

>> No.17903544
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>>17903282
>OP would have to live with the fact that his mom funds his livelihood with western simp money.

>> No.17903662

>>17901217
Almost similar situation, it was my sister, she's 35 or something idk her exact age. Stuck as 20views for about four months before eventually ditched it.

>> No.17903675

>>17901217
Tell her to watch some asmr tubers and learn how to do mommy asmr

>> No.17903679

>>17903416
This can work somewhat, there are several of indies whose many of the regular viewers are /here/ and have only heard of them because someone shilled them. Not sure you'ld want that kind of audience though.

>> No.17903701 [SPOILER] 
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17903701

OP's mom

>> No.17903746

>>17901217
milking incels is the new gold fever. let her do it while there's still room

>> No.17903817

>>17901217
>hag
bro if she streams in english instead of ID link me her channel

>> No.17903838

>>17901217
Let her try it out, it'll be a hobby for her to pass the time for a couple months at most. She'll fail, but as long as she doesn't pretend to be young or spend too much money on specialzied stuff, it's harmless.

>> No.17903878

>>17903701
MUSLIM BOOBA

>> No.17903879

>>17902433
>I'm not delusional
Anon...

>> No.17903884

>>17901217
WKWKWKW this has to be a joke, right? keep us updated tho

>> No.17903967

>>17901217
>I need advice quick before she goes past the saving point

I will save her. Make sure she shills herself /here/ so I know who to save.

>> No.17903973

>>17902977
At least it isn't any more pathetic than that one drawfag who lusts after his own mother and for some godforsaken reason draws NTR porn with her, with him getting ntr'd.

>> No.17904065

>>17903416
This weksite is a monkey paw. Does he REALLY want to make such a wish here?

>> No.17904079
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17904079

>>17903544
Oh no! Anyway,

>> No.17904245

>>17901217
How would she react if people start drawing porn of her?

>> No.17904250

>>17903817
Oh yeah this is important

OP your mother has to stream in english. If HoloID and NijiID had troubles then there's very slim chances of your mother making it as an ID speaking vtuber. Applies to the rest of the SEA languages too.

>> No.17904284
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>>17901217
I think you should support your mother every single step of the way, just like she’s supported you through life.

Also, if she’s hot, use your shared vtuber experience to seduce her and make her your wife in a torrid, dramatic forbidden incest relationship, and have crazy menhera incest sex after every stream.

>> No.17904590

>>17901217
let her be + you should write light novel about your vtuber mom

>> No.17904609

>>17904284
Why are you like this

>> No.17904691

>>17904284
Based

>> No.17904850

>>17904250
Funnily enough, there's quite a few indie IDchuuba who are relatively successful. But you need to have a really good model at the very least because you don't have the brand power to get you to the starting line, and getting that takes a WHOLE lot of money.

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>>17901217
Hold up, let me see if I understand.
Anon's mom:
>At least somewhat tech savvy
>Is mature and has ample life experience
>Can become someone that helps the other talents emotionally (very needed)
>At least bilingual
>Will have access to two of the largest vtuber markets outside Japan
>Is already used to dealing with creeps
>Will attract the /hag/ crowd
>If she's a widow or single will attract the saviorfags
She's too powerful. Come home, Okasan. Come be a star in Hororiufu

>> No.17904910

>>17901217
you will get a new daddy,
a lots of sugar daddy

>> No.17904971

>>17901217
hag sex

>> No.17905131

Why are you people lusting over OP's mom?

>> No.17905142

>>17901217
unironically encourage your mom to apply for Hololive ID assuming she's fairly entertaining and has a nice voice.

>> No.17905144

>>17901217
Can we get an ETA on her debut?

>> No.17905218

>>17901217
Have your mom take her meds

>> No.17905922

>>17905131
why not?

>> No.17906125

toasting in a epic bread xD

>> No.17906189
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>His mom isn't his oshi
Pathetic

>> No.17906214

>>17902817
They don't seem very savvy.

>> No.17906254

>>17901379
he's from SEA it's literally part of his culture you bigot

>> No.17906285

>>17901217
I'm going to send condom money for your dad. Hope she has a raspy sultry voice and does lewd asmr.

>> No.17906367 [SPOILER] 

>>17901217
When she debuts post link and enjoy the juicy /hag/ bucks going your way

I NEED MILF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17906483

>>17901217
shag da hag

>> No.17906772

>>17902104
call me ur new daddy

>> No.17907107
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17907107

Can someone please give me a list of confirmed indie /hag/ chuubas

>> No.17907130

At least it's not only fans. I say be supportive. Unless she because a whorey vtuber.

>> No.17907171

>>17907130
I think OP's main concern is that his mom is too much of a normalfag to be a chuuba

>> No.17907225

>>17907171
Duck was a normalfag and she's top tier.

>> No.17907253

>>17902433
>I thought Schizo mean visual and voice hallucinations like tulpa.
Don't delude yourself.

>> No.17907373

>>17907130
this anime sucks

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>>17901217
How much of a normalfag is she and how fucked is her voice? Because even if she's a tiktok trend chaser if she can pull off the milf voice she'll have mommyfags coming to her in droves
Also what would she stream? I don't think ID moms are very good at vidya

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>>17901724
jerking off to my mom's loli vtuber avatar uoooooooohhhh

>> No.17907486

>>17907404
they can stream candy crush

>> No.17907557

>>17901217
>My mom has been watching Moona and Hana
Wtf?

>> No.17907595

>>17902754
I don't know where you live, but I've never seen a viet.

>> No.17907807
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>>17901217
Anon let her do it, you don't know how bad I want to do your mom right now. I'm so hard holy shit.

>> No.17908471 [DELETED] 

>>17907557
Proof indogs have shit taste
Both weebs and normalfags

>> No.17908596

>>17907486
Minion meme review

>> No.17908777

>>17907807
Control yourself anon

>> No.17908896

Ok but what will her avatar look like?

>> No.17908926

>>17901217
Do you have a dad? I need to know if I will be getting cucked or not.

>> No.17908958

>>17901217
Be a good son and promote her channel when she's finish

>> No.17908961

>>17903973
Who? post him NOW

>> No.17909019

What the fuck is wrong with you all? the anon wanted advice not a ton of posts wanting to fuck his mother

>> No.17909180

>>17909019
i want to fuck anons mom

>> No.17909234

It's 3AM in SEAland
OP's gonna be surprised when he wakes up

>> No.17909254

>>17901217
Hags uuunf unf unf I wanna bang your mom
H A G S

>> No.17909294

>>17907404
>I don't think ID moms are very good at vidya
You don't have to be good at vidya, you just have to learn the controls. See Mori.

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17909307

>>17909019
>/hag/ thread in disguise
>not expecting people to post hag sex

>> No.17909415

>>17901217
I'm gonna groom her. Bout to be your new daddy.

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17909426

>>17908961
You better appreciate the effort of my drunk ass scrolling through my archive folder.

>> No.17909476

>>17904852
Actually not wrong, OP if real do this.

>> No.17909511

>>17909426
Classic

>> No.17909622

>>17909019
I want to fuck a middle aged woman in cosplay that barely fits her while she acts half her age when she's getting fucked. I'm not even meme'ing. I'd fuck the shit out of OPs mom and don't feel any shame for saying it.

>> No.17909683

>>17901217
HAAAAAAAAAAGSSSS

>> No.17909794

>>17903662
>idk her exact age
absolutely based

>> No.17910202

>>17909622
>in cosplay
turkey

>> No.17910220

>>17908926
if he has a dad, then it's you who are gonna do the cucking

>> No.17911423

>>17909622
This awoke a fetish I didn’t know I had

>> No.17912823

>>17902285
>hey guise, my mommy is a vtuber now please send her some akasupaas
lole

>> No.17912904

>>17902949
there are nips in ags and koreans in nl

>> No.17913078

>>17908926
>The MILF slowly gets corrupted by the attention all those pent up young guys are giving her
>Slowly stops paying attention to her literal husband to keep streaming

Dude you are weak. WE corrupt the hag, not some random bf she met in college or something

>> No.17913232

>>17901217
is she a virgin at least?

>> No.17913304

>>17901217
Divorced or widowed? I don't really do that NTR shit.
You can call me dad.

>> No.17914351

>>17901217
Post your Mom. Does she even look good enough to be a vtuber?

>> No.17914489

>>17902570
Diamonds just from 'middle aged indo mom' because yes, I have.

>> No.17914516

>>17913232
dunno but ill fuck anons mom like she is one

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>>17909622
Fuck, that's hot

>> No.17916117

>>17916047
>neeko never took off as a chuubah

>> No.17917201

>>17901217
I'd simp for your mom. I can be your new daddy.

>> No.17917256

>>17909794
lol how does someone not know their siblings' ages

>> No.17917638

>>17917256
it's alot easier when you're younger then them and also dont care about them

>> No.17917705

>>17901217
>Another Indog hag
LETS GOOOO. Your mom anything like Hyona or Nara from NijiID?

>> No.17917835

>>17917256
nta, but I don't know

>> No.17917836

Please be in JAVA

>> No.17917899

>>17901217
PLEASE HIRE AGUNG SYAEFUL ANWAR AS YOUR ILLUSTRATOR, WE NEED LOLI BABA CHUUBA

>> No.17917968

>>17902824
I mean we have a surprisingly good track record when if comes to advising upstarts chuubas.

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>>17901217
Kek this thread. Unless you can find ways to convince her why it's a bad idea then you can't do much to convince her otherwise, OP. Show her some of the replies in this thread if you'd like. It may turn her off from streaming.

>> No.17918283

>>17917256
I memorized the difference in years so I just recalculate it everytime.

>> No.17918350

>>17913232
>mom
>virgin
the fuck with your brain

>> No.17918426

>>17918350
Maybe it is his step-mom and he calls her mom. A virgin aunt, who has raised him because his mom passed or ran away. There are a lot of possibilities. Let anon dream.

>> No.17918464 [DELETED] 

>>17918350
OP is Jeezas!

>> No.17918470

>>17918350
Maybe anon is Jesus

>> No.17918599

>>17903120
Damn ur mum is wanted by men? I bet she love that kind of attention

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>>17909622
imagine

>> No.17919795

>>17917836
JAVA
A
V
A

>> No.17919870

>>17902570
You underestimate my power

>> No.17919983

You niggers all need meds

>> No.17920097

>>17919983
The doctor prescribed me them, but I sell them for akasupas

>> No.17920221

chuubas with husbands are unironically more dignified than chuubas with boyfriends

>> No.17920762
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>>17901217
Can't wait for the eventual cookie baking stream and actual baby talk ASMR anon, make sure to shill her here when she debuts
If you want any advice, just help her do her thing. Best case scenario you get a fuckton of supas from Oedipus complex niggas (like myself), worst case scenario your mom just gets overloaded by streaming and chuuba culture and backs away unharmed

>> No.17920845

based lol

>> No.17921112

>>17901217
Do you like her cooking? Have her do some cocking streams.

>> No.17921269

Bros
What if OP actually showed this thread to her and she's browsing right now

>> No.17921361

>>17921269
Big if true.
Hey, Okasan. Good luck on your debut!

>> No.17921504

>>17918083
>Show her some of the replies in this thread if you'd like. It may turn her off from streaming.
>It may turn her off from streaming.
>It may turn her off
>off

>> No.17922636
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17922636

>>17921504
>Don't they know I am a 45 year old woman pass her prime

>> No.17923034

>>17901217
SHILL HER ON HERE!

>> No.17923086
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17923086

>>17918083
>telling a hag there's a continent-sized line of young men who find her very attractive and want to give her money for it
>this will turn her off
Anon...

>> No.17923095

>>17901217
>I need advice
Get used to calling me dad

>> No.17923216

>wait till your mom becomes a vtuber
>fuck your mom
>get a hag vtuber mommy gf and cuck her audience at the same time
quite the opportunity

>> No.17924564

I'm going to fuck OPs mom

>> No.17925782

ID bros keep an eye out for any of the indies debuting after this. Who knows if they could be OP's mom

>> No.17925956
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17925956

>>17909622

>> No.17926092

>>17901217
Do you want to fuck your mom? Be honest OP.
There's no other reason why you'd care about her giving attention to men online.
I get it, I used to wanna fuck my mom as well when I was younger. Even had a lot of wet dreams about her.

>> No.17926613

NEED HAG

>> No.17926684

>>17901217
>Watching moona and hana
So she's SEA too... I'm not really sure if there's a huge demand for SEA mommy vtubers...

>> No.17927901

>>17909622
i bet every mom you've met has filed a restraining order against you

>> No.17928052

>>17901217
Anon, we NEED a genuine hagtuber, please don't get in the way of KINO

>> No.17928236

>>17901217
post her debut stream here

>> No.17929596

>>17928052
>he lacks the knowledge
there are plenty

>> No.17931123

watch me fuck your mom live on stream

>> No.17931173

Your mom will accidentally leave the camera on when she closes her vtuber screen.

>> No.17931204
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17931204

>>17901878
pic related and islam turns women into womanchildren

>> No.17932801

>>17901217
Is your mom single?

>> No.17933036

>>17901811
Are they hot?

>> No.17933538

>>17901811
would you bang them?

>> No.17937924

>>17901217
She better be your oshi, Anon.

>> No.17939673

>>17901217
I'm going to fap to your mom

>> No.17942744

>>17901217
I'll be real with you.
It has potential just tell your mom to act like a true hag.

Tell your mom to play some dress up games or whatever. There is an untapped niche to fill.
Godspeed anon. I await for your stream link.

>> No.17942979
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17942979

>anon's mom simping
please dont, middle-aged SEA women speaking English is the most unattractive thing ever. It will be horribly broken, chimerically fused with their native language, and sound bad overall.

>> No.17943252

>>17902570
I'm a middle-aged man so hello my new stepson

>> No.17944000

>>17942979
idk, Oumiya Emma, Hyona and Nara get me rock hard

>> No.17946841

>>17901217
how sexy is your mom, on a scale of 1 to 10

>> No.17946864

She is going to stream and I will masturbate to your mother's voice.

>> No.17947088

>>17901217
Is your mom single

>> No.17947139
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17947139

>>17923086
>OPs mom debuts
>OP now needs to see the mountains of smut dedicated to his mom everytime he comes on /vt/

>> No.17947465

I just came back online.
aree you anons seriously stilll lusting after her?
And no. My dad stil exists and she's my actual blood mom

>> No.17947545

>>17947465
How would your father feel about your mother playing an anime girl?

>> No.17947568

>>17901217
>let her become a chuuba
>watch her
>fap to her
>let her catch you fapping to her
>fuck her

>> No.17947655
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17947655

>>17902104
>think about how OP feels like now
That only makes it hotter anon

>> No.17947740

>>17902596
We've got a good amount of SEA, mainly pinoy women that come here and act as house cleaners, and I'd even tap a few of them
t. Med

>> No.17948223

>>17901217
share your mom's tiktok and we'll tell you whether she'll make it or not

>> No.17948459

>>17947465
We're going to cuck your father and you will call us daddy.

>> No.17948494

>>17901217
Don't forget to tell us her channel name when she debuted.

>> No.17948514

>>17901217
Ask your mom to come up with a business plan and competitor analysis before she invests in anything

>> No.17948877
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17948877

if you guys insisted on knowing if I made any proegress, she wont be making a debut anytime soon. We talked it out today. Had to explain that poeple like Hana and HoloIDs are agencies. It's a job. Her best bet is would be going indie and basically maintain a channel like a regular youtuber. she asked if tiktok style short clips work and regretfully she knows about youtube shorts.
Also explained to her that the process of commissioning a model and rigging it takes time. that and basic voice acting.
Lastly explained that the format is for japanese centric culture. I knew she's too normal for this part yet she shot me down saying that 'she watched Inspector Gavan as a teenager so shes good enough'. Holy crap how is she this dense!
so far that only stalled her a couple months which i hope she'll lose interest over time. her goal to buy new equipment is still set but she still has her tiktok for that. but I only managed to make her avoid potholes.
I hate my life right now

>> No.17948905

>>17947568
>Having sex with my Vtuber Mom that has over 1 millions fans
Based NTR

>> No.17948930

>>17948877
https://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/
start as PNGtuber

>> No.17948956

>150 posters
Jesas
Are there more hag lovers here than cunny lovers?

>> No.17949023

>>17948877
>watched Gaban while she was young
That's an indonesian mom alright

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>>17948877
Get your mom into Super Sentai/Kamen Rider stuff anon I'm sure she'd love it and there's a special place in my heart for hags who are into oldschool cheesy Tokusatu media

>> No.17949143

>>17949023
>>17948877
Indos watched Gavan?

>> No.17949145
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17949145

>>17948956
I love hags and cunny equally

>> No.17949158

>>17948877
she doesn't has to start with rigged avatar, just commis a character for channel profil pic and identity. avatar can wait

>> No.17949163

>>17902977
Anon, I am interested. Give me the code.

>> No.17949208

>>17948956
I feel like /hag/ threads of this quality are rarerthan cunny threads. I'm here for the novelty of it.

>> No.17949231

>>17949143
>watched
Thats an understatement, anon
It's a cult classic turned staple. we even have our own local toku scene like Bima Satria Garuda

>> No.17949348

>>17948877
Anon you just gave a mental image of a hag chuuba doing 10 second clips of just her playing with retro toku voiceovers

>> No.17949357
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>>17948877
Adding to >>17904852
>also strong willed and has a based taste anime.
You can only delay the inevitable for so long, OP. She belongs in Hololive.

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17949375

>>17948905
Have I got the doujin for you

>> No.17949576

>>17948877
Be your moms manager anon

>> No.17949585

>>17948877
>Indonesian mom
>GABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Anon, the only thing that stops her from mogging the entire vtuber industry is (You).
Go comission a vtuber from Agata or Methonium and you can live as rupiah Trillionaire this instant and buy your favourite vidya.

Gosh anon you're a fucking idiot.

>> No.17949734

>>17949576
And write a novel about it, the premise of a son managing his mom's carrer as a vtuber is awesome.

>> No.17949950

>>17901217
lmao i hope this is real
keep us posted

>> No.17949980
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17949980

>>17948877
Do you know what's the best feeling for vtuber audience? To actually corrupt the chuubas into depravity.
Your mom is the perfect material for us to corrupt anon, give it up, she's destined for greatness and you're the only obstacle here

>> No.17950044

>>17948877
Just start as a PNGtuber
She doesn't needs to have a SUPER EXPENSIVE RIG, just start getting her feet into the pool for now and see what content she likes to make. And for that a cheap investment is the best

Literally just use >>17948930 until she finds a design she likes and start making some content, any content.

Also show her this thread you coward

>> No.17950191

>>17909426
thanks drunk anon

>> No.17950300

>>17948877
https://waifulabs.com/

Use that. Get her an avatar she likes. It's way more optimized than the other waifu generator.
Like the other said just start small.

>> No.17950505

Why are you doxxing your mom anon?

>> No.17952827

>>17901217
Lol, lmao

>> No.17953276

Ngl this is one of the best threads I've seen in a while.

>> No.17953317

>>17902596
Same

>>17902772
"You can go to another country to see Idonesians"
Why would I do that?

>> No.17953351

>>17948956
Yes and thats a good thing

>> No.17953696

Hagtuber wave let's gooooooi

>> No.17953990

>>17948956
based

>> No.17954166
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17954166

>>17953696
not enough hagtubers, I want my 40+ Binah and Iori roleplay chuubas

>> No.17954203

>>17901217
Enjoy your inevitable mom NTR arc.

>> No.17954335

>>17901217
Some people only learn the hard way.

>> No.17954340

>>17948956
Well, in my experience there's quite a bit of overlap between the two since they are basically two sides of the same coin. Both anime milfs and lolis are things you can't get from real life whereas slutty teens are abundant.

>> No.17955945

>>17949145
>>17954340
This
Hag love
Loli love
Everything in between love
Trannies hate
Simple as

>> No.17957441

>>17948877
Manage your mom anon.
Be the p-chan we wish we have.

>> No.17957836

This started out as a stealth /hag/ thread and became a stealth /asp/ thread.

>> No.17958841

>>17948877
Anon, mark my words. I will design and rig a character for free, there is no turning back now. The only thing stopping her is (You).

>> No.17959074

Yo screencap this thread!

>> No.17959081

Let your mom have her fun and do it. Maybe this will be the most fun she has in her hag life and actually makes it in the ID Vtuber world. I think you are being to pessimistic over it. Does your mom have a good voice?

>> No.17959254

I want to be a part of this historic thread
also shag the hag

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>> No.17960829

>>17948877
Dude just let your mom do it. Just think of it as a fun hobby for her.

>> No.17960980
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>this thread
You all have mommy issue. Why not start hugging your own mom before lusting someone else's?

>> No.17961017

>>17960980
Yours is next

>> No.17961278

>>17947465
Is your mom attractive? This is a very important thing to know as it may determine her success on vtubing

>> No.17961496

>>17955945
based and machismopilled

>> No.17961584

>>17901217
become a viewer and groom her into doing ero asmr

>> No.17961905

Please shill her here if she debuts.
I will watch her, I will give her money and I will jerk off to her.
I NEED a mom vtuber.

>> No.17963452
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17963452

>>17960980
She passed away, I literally can't

>> No.17964892

>>17949585
>Methonium
Is the world prepared for such an opus?

>> No.17964986

>>17948877
Post the type of design she wants.

I'll do it for free.

Be a good son and let her dream.

>> No.17965018

>>17948877
You want her to stop? Show her this thread.

>> No.17965324
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17965324

>>17901217
>beauty tutorial tiktok
Can any Indonesian anon tell me how good looking the hags that do this kind of thing are?

>> No.17965386

>>17963452
You’re just a shovel and an afternoon of hard work away from realizing your dreams.

>> No.17965925

>>17948877
She's a few comissions away from being a top tier MILF chuuba. Seems like the only one that doesn't realize her true power is you anon

>> No.17966377

>>17965324
https://www.inbeat.co/top-influencers/tiktok/makeup/indonesia/
What are the odds one of these is OP's mom

>> No.17966743
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>>17966377
OP has been ignoring the questions about if his mom is good looking, so that means she is actually good looking and he doesn't want to admit, since if she was ugly he would just say. Adding the fact that she is a beauty tutorial tiktoker that also must means that she is confident of her looks. Adding also the fact that she is interested in this kind of things including vtubing, and how adamant she is on become a vtuber and that his father doesn't cares about that, I think we can safely assume that his mother is a milf, and so prime hag/NTR material! OP stop being a bitch!

>> No.17966866

>>17966743
i think our collective horniness scared OP away

>> No.17967585
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17967585

OP if you still don't want her to become a chuuba, you might want to show this thread as a last resort.
But be careful, if the anon's collective horniness doesn't creep her out it might actually encourage her and I WILL cuck you!
So OP, do you have the balls to take such a gamble?

>> No.17967723

>>17967585
if he did his mom would ask why did he told everyone on the internet about it
Doxxing a chuuba pre-debut

>> No.17968502
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17968502

>>17948877
GAVAN DYNAMIC!

>> No.17969091
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>OPs mom sees there's a market for horny hag lovers
>Debuts and opens a booth to sell lewds of her avatar and ASMR
There's no helping you anon, you should've never made this thread

>> No.17970230
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>>17901217
help her faggot, be the fucking man and help her, if my mom wanted to become vtuber, I would help her with smile on my face, like I helped her with picking other hobbies, I have good paying job, just not much time, so at least I can buy shit

think about it
if she succeds, you will be having the chillest, comfiest live that we all dream about, if she flops, you will just get back to norm

If there is need for ID mommy vtuber, it needs to be filled, if not by you then by someone else, so just do it

Otherwise, (you) will stay as eternall faggot in my and a lot of this board users eyes

>> No.17970260

>>17948877
Let her live her life, anon. Come on. It'll be fun and surely nothing can go wrong.
Vtuber models are expensive as shit though, she'd have to start as a PNGtuber

>> No.17970781

>>17970230
>>17970260
>pretending as if its wrong to not want whore out your mom on the internet
At least be honest with your intentions like the other anons here, anons, no need to create excuses, just say you want a hag chuuba

>> No.17970977

If she has an audience on tiktok from those tutorials then she at least is more ahead then most. She has a good chance of at least getting some of them to tune in to her vtuber streams.

>> No.17971994
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17971994

>>17970977
>audience are probably moms too
>they all see her become a vtuber
>they get curious about, look into it and some potentially become vtubers as well
>more indie hags
Oh dear God, yes

>> No.17972317

>>17971994
YES! Let's get EVEN MORE normalfags into the culture! What could go wrong?

>> No.17973391

>>17972317
Really fag?
It's already full of trannies and whores.
You're years too late

>> No.17973496

>>17901217
cute hag

>> No.17975038

>>17971994
on one hand
>YES.png
on the other hand
i hope to fucking god mine doesnt mainly because the dumb bitch doesnt know how to switch email inboxes to make it short
and if only one of us in this house is getting a 3090 its going to be fucking me

>> No.17975345

>>17918426
If it's his stepmom, it's 100% likely she's fucking his dad, anon.

>> No.17975477

Someone please screencap this before it's over

>> No.17975742

>>17975345
Maybe his dad died right after the wedding and they didnt get to fuck. WHo knows?

>> No.17976062

>>17975345
>>17975742

>>17947465
It is he real mom. His dad still exist, but he never confirmed that he lives with them and if he is around. A true single mom Hag!

>> No.17977431

>>17901217
based mom tbqhiidssm

>> No.17977874
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17977874

Best thread right now.

>> No.17977938

I'll hurry up with my art reps so I can be the first to draw lewds of her

>> No.17978609

>page 9
Noooooo....!!! I don't want this thread to be archived.

>> No.17978948

>>17978609
all good things have to come to an end anon

just make a new thread if you care so much

>> No.17979022

OP, please keep us updated.

>> No.17980773

>>17901217
post voice sample and we'll judge

>> No.17980855

Sex with op mom

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