/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17891032
I haven’t done it yet but I have the urge to do some roommate fapping

>>17891032
My oshi stopped doing everything that made me fall for her, refuses to improve and her content keeps getting worse over time, and since she doesn't cares since she has better stuff to do, I'm completely done with her. It's truly over.

>>17891032
I regularly imagine being a holostar EN streaming my favorite games and making rap__ music

>>17891032
I have a nun fetish

>>17891508
It's ok deadbeat, things'll get better.

>>17891527
Your rap could probably mog mori's

I made fun of le nijinegros months ago, only to become one myself a few weeks ago

>>17891557
Nope, not a deadbeat.

>>17891181
Dew it, faggot

>>17891032
I murdered a woman in Utah in 1992

>>17891508
Time to move on, the faster you let it go, the less it going to hurt.

>>17891628
Tako?

>>17891546
Based

>>17891032
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>17891664
>>17891734
Weird flex, but ok.

>>17891032
I hate goslingniggers

>>17891032
I haven’t been keeping up with my oshi’s streams and im cheating on her with another chuuba

I get worried over how many chuubas took the vaccine and might die from them

>>17891032
I have no interest in any hololive gen after EN 01, JP included. I also only like Ina and Amelia from EN 01.

>>17891527
If you can make tracks and write lyrics, why not apply? They really need a rapper on par with Mori or maybe even better rap flow.

>>17892081
I can't lol

I still love my oshi but my god her content has been fucking awful for months now and I'd seriously rather shoot myself than sit through another week of Pokemon and superchat reading

>>17892081
Not him, but I can relate. I'm male.

>>17892235
who

I stopped watching vtubers a year ago because it was a huge timesink but I still come here whenever I take a shit to catch up on drama.

>>17891770

>>17891850
Then she's not your "Oshi", anon. You keep using that term too loosely.

>>17891998

>>17891032
My oshi gave me a beating your girlfriend kink/fantasy

>>17891998
Vast majority of them took it because they aren't schizophrenic poltards

>>17892080
Everyone have their type and preference. Took no shame in what YOU like or not.

>>17891032
I intend to rape you in 3 seconds, Sister

>>17892235
Remember to do a flip before shooting yourself

>>17892594
Harmful kink are sickening. Remember to keep it just as a fantasy ok anon? I believe in you

>>17892626
This>>17891646

>>17892675
I actually believe I'm physically incapable of hurting another person deliberately. I'm soft as fuck

>>17891032
I have many folders under a vtuber folder. Ghosling is one of the folders.

>>17891032
I confess that I hold myself to be sinless. There are no transgression that need be blotted from my pure white soul.

>>17891032
After over a year, I finally decided to unsubscribe from Ame. It hurts, but I haven't watched her content in months.

>>17891032
You faggots have made me hate Mori and cancel my membership, and I've been a simp for her from the very beginning.

>>17891032
I can't stand Mori anymore, not even in collabs. I'm losing interest in others because she is around them. I'm afraid that hololive is over for me.

>>17892721
but do you have a ryona folder?

My girlfriend dyes her hair white,so I got her a large blue hoodie and asked if she could act like an immature little girl because I really wanted to fuck gura at the time.She was ok with it at first(she didn't know who gura was)but I accidentally moaned guras name when we were fucking once and now she hates that I essentially made her act like someone else.Its been 2 months and I still can't find the balls to apologize to her and she also doesn't want to see me again.

>>17892828
No. That's harming vtubers = bad.

>>17892947
It's for their own good. They need to know their place, and not to step out of the line.

I prefer hololive concerts over their streams.

>>17891527
same, daydreaming of shooting the shit with the girls makes the wagie hours go by easier
making music seems so fun too but I have no idea where to start, I'd rather stick to painting

>>17893000
we need to find mori irl and 'fix' her

>>17893044
>shooting the shit with the girls
>not with your fellow bro genmates
shamefur

I can not remain attached to a single holo. My soul is still looking for its oshi and I'm starting to be desperate

ive spent 4 months imagining myself with suisei and thinking we could make an amazing couple and we would just cuddle and sleep in each other's arms and maybe make breakfast together

>>17892908
EAT SHIT, NORMIE

>>17892908
eat shit. get a gura onahole instead

>>17892908
I know this is a confession thread but holy shit what a fucking loser.

>>17893182
>what a fucking loser
he's had sex though

I told my indie oshi we were done, but I still have lingering affection.
I can't go back to goslinging for a girl that probably has a boyfriend.

>>17892908
normalfags should just explodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplodeexplode

>>17892908
lmao

>>17892734
May you find a new Vtuber that fit your taste anon, latom

>>17891032
I genuinely hope my oshi has a boyfriend. No, not because I'm a cuck or into NTR but because I know how horrible is the feeling of being alone. Unlike all the projecting niggers here, I know I'll never be more than a viewer to her. We'll never be friends, nor even acquaintances. And I'm OK with that. She still brings joy to my life and inspires me to be a better person, so that's why I hope she has someone who appreciates her for who she is like I do.

I'm going to date my oshi or die trying.

>>17892787
Again anon, /vt/ have nothings to do with it, we just sit back and watch as Mori pull a dr.Doofenshmirtz. Still, i wish you the best of luck in finding a better Oshi than her.

>>17893105
Venture out of Hololive bubble anon, your soul crying for it, it time.

>>17892603
Yes, and that worries me. At least a few of them are schizos.

>>17893533
Yeah, he probably wants to be cucked harder. He saw deadbeats being cucked wasn't enough and I also bet he is an EOP.

>>17893611
I watch EN and JP because vtubas in my language feel awkwards.

>>17892709
It's a fantasy and you could still find a girl who would be totally into it and encourage it, but as someone who was almost there, I'm a huge pussy too

>>17893108
It not healthy anon, other may told you to touch grass, but i recommend you to try workout. Remember: Improve your physical health and your mentality will also improve.

>>17893261
Congratulations anon, that mean you are not a cuck. Soon in time you will learn to live without her and move on

>>17893468
Rest in peace brother.

>>17893423
Worry not anon, she probably have a boyfriend, it easier for a female than male to find a partner. So stop concerning and go enjoy her content. Godspeed

>>17891032
I want to see my oshi, and her roommate wearing diapers together.

>>17893423
not everyone feels the same about being alone, some people are completely fine and even happier this way, i actualy pity people who absolutely need a partner to be happy or not to go insane.
doesnt mean she doesnt get dick though, because she probably does.

>>17891032
>>17891032
I exclusively visit this board to see the intense cringe and feel better about myself for sometimes watching vtuber highlight videos.

>>17892810
Take the Nijisanji pill.

>>17894402
>and if she starts collabing with Niji.
Fuck
2 View VTubers it is
or Holo JP

>>17894402
>>17894498
Mori is going to collab with everyone and everything you hold dear.
You quit watching vtubers entirely. You think you can escape Mori.

Think again. She just showed up at your brothers wedding.

>>17891032
I only watch vtubers and post on 4chan because my real life is devoid of any meaningful social interaction and I somehow tricked myself into thinking this is a substitute

>>17894529
just wait until she starts streaming on her other account, shes so one track minded that we will never see mori back, thankfully

>>17894402
what's this stream called
can't find it

>>17891032
Mori is getting fatter by the day and I'm all for it.

>>17894743
FUCK
YOU
PIERCE
BROSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>17891032
I miss when we had Popes and Antipopes listening to our confessions. Nowadays it's just lowly nuns and priests

>>17893907
But I'm not done trying yet. And even if I don't succeed, I had fun.

>>17891032
Sana is the only one I think doesn't deserve being a holo

>>17891032
I'm one of roommates' boyfriend. I'm not specifying who it is, if it's an indie or a corpo. But when she appears in any threads, I say she's busy having sex with me and smile at replies saying "yes, he's saying truth" etc.

>>17894743
sadly, she's getting fatter due to alcohol and not calorie-rich healthy diet. So every day she drinks, she ages by a week. She already looks like she's in mid-30s.

>>17894828
I wrote this

>>17894859
mmmmm beer belly mori

>>17894828
yes, he's saying the truth

>>17891508
Don't worry, same thing happened to me. But now I have returned to Kiara.

Never take the indie pill

>>17892908
Based for a normalfag

>>17894814
But you will fail just like all those before you, and since you said "or die trying" that means you're good as dead

>>17894646
I actually doubt she will be streaming on her roommates channel all that much outside of like maybe ones a month.

>>17892235
Sana?

>>17893488
>pull a dr.Doofenshmirtz
How exactly do you pull that?

>>17894957
>returned to Kiara
Bait

>>17891527
similarly i sometimes imagine being the holostar dj that drops great sets and tells /vt/ anons that if i made it this far, then they can make it too
and generally just be a genuine bro to males
although, i have no idea how that would actually be received and if i'd just be discarded as fake

>>17891032
I want to see a cute nun bury her hands between her legs, do a pee dance, and wet herself outside the bathroom.

>>17891032
I form my opinions over what is posted on this board and can't think for myself.

I don't like sana because she seldom streams

Commenting mean things on /vt/ about vtubers I dislike is more fun than watching vtubers nowadays

>>17893423
Oh anon… you innocent soul

I only watch clips or just find specific moments in VODs to watch. I don't have time to watch entire streams in my day, especially when I watch several vtubers

>>17893870
I don't know if I can make it anon, I'm doing my favorite hike to see if it would help but I still hear her silly laugh in my head.

I told the irl girl I hung out with, loved, and had great chemistry with that I would not date her because I realized waifus were better and less expensive in the long run. Best decision if my life.

>>17894813
Im trying my best here anon. Sorry if that wasn't enough

>>17894828
Tis was i, who wrote this

>>17895193

>>17891032
I'm only here for the drama
I don't watch any of these whores

>>17895198
*Based
Fuck auto correct

>>17895278
Try to cut your internet bill for 3 months

>>17891032
I fapped to nun Marine more than regular Marine and any other chuuba combined

>>17895562
You are currently going in the right direction anon, try your best for at lest 2 more months, im believe in you

>>17895403
no one has the time anon, even ultra neets obviously just pretend theyre in the know for all shit thats going on
even if you were to just watch holos, theres way too many of them by now to be able to follow all of them

I don't even enjoy vtubers. It's literally just letsplays with no cobtebt depth at all.
And yet It's all I watch, probably because they make a constant stream of content, so there's aways something to watch in the background to keep the sadness in the back of my head away.

I ghosted Marine after she half assed my last akasupa and have no regrets with my new oshi. No regrets but I do hope she takes care of her health better.

>>17896454
>I ghosted Marine
I bet she's devastated

>>17896334
Whatever it take to keep us going anon...whatever it take.>>17896225

I'm the one who suggested /who/ to be named /who/ even though I only watch Moomei occasionally. I mainly watch Ame.

>>17893952
I sure hope she does. I can't imagine the amount of mental stress all chuubas go through being streamers. Not having someone they can rely on to share their worries and fears it's dreadful.
>>17894128
It's not about being comfortable being alone that's not what I meant. It's about how we as human species, need someone we can interact with to feel whole. Obviously, if you are desperate to have someone and can't stand being alone, that's not something normal. But all humans, including you anon, need social interaction of some kind. It's coded in our genes and no one can escape from it.

>>17895384
I'm everything but innocent lol

>>17896556
You sound like a woman

>>17892487
>>17895136
I'll give you a hint, she's just about to start yet another Pokemon stream

>>17893423
Honestly sort of this, I hope someone puts a kid in my oshi before she hits the wall
I'd love to do it myself but let's be realistic

>>17892626
Sister, I'm not much a poet but a criminal and you never had chance.

Cheating on my oshi with Fauna feels great.

>>17896676

>>17893234
Having sex doesn't make you any less a loser, virgin.

>>17896765
Nice. For me, it's with Kronii

>>17891032
I unironically need to take meds but I don't have or get any.

>>17896765
She is not your "Oshi" if you cheating on her anon. But it nice to see that you enjoy Fauna contents, so whatever make you happy anon.

>>17891032
I hate vtubers.

>>17894828
guys i have a lot of sexy sex with hololive talent amelia wattson, we do it all the time and i'm her boyfriend, if you don't believe me she is right next to me and can give you proof

>>17896546
I was one of the people who said Gura's thread should be called /ggg/ and Gura always has been, and always will be my oshi.

>>17896795
Look at the schedule anon, it's Watame

>>17896848
Here>>17892593

>>17896765
Fauna is like a high class courtesan. You don't want to spend too much on her or get too attached because of...you know... but damn it feels good spending time with her. I confess in this confession thread that she BTFO's my oshi in many aspects regarding the stream experience.

>>17896546
I started around 20 different split generals when /vt/ was still in its infancy and nobody else was making them
I did start my oshi's thread but I also started a bunch of others for chuubas that I never watch because none of their fans did for weeks

>>17896628
Nope. Just a NEET who loves his oshi.

>>17891032
my oshi streams the most out of every holo, but she starts and ends during my exact work shift hours.
i have her stream running the whole time, but it feelsbad to watch my oshi live the least of all the girls.

>>17891032
I have ED because of my self-confidence issues and porn addiction. The girls that I've been with try not to talk about it but I still feel bad about it. This is why I've moved on to vtubers since they don't judge nor care.

>>17897300
This is my problem with Kronii, I want to like and watch her but she starts her streams at an obnoxious time if I want to get enough sleep to watch my JP oshi.

>>17897129
General threads are cancer and I wish nothing but the worst.

>>17897300
Chin up anon, at least you shown up for her. Don't feel bad, you doing it for her and you doing great, you are great anon.

>>17892908
Pics plz. Also why do you keep calling your ex your gf?

>>17891032
i died

>>17897326
This is a serious problem that may do you more harm in the future. I know it tough to fix it now so take your time, at least you know that you have a problem. But try to better yourself in the future, ok ? Again, like other anon i recommend you to try working out, when your physical improve so will your mentality. Trust me on this

Man! I wanna do it to nun Ame

>>17894402
It's not the same. I have nothing against Niji and watch them occasionally but it's not the same.

Also i know this is not Vtuber related. But for any anon that currently feeling down or have low self confident:
https://youtu.be/snAhsXyO3Ck

>>17893105
An oshi won't fill the void, anon. I'm sorry but you need to improve upon yourself. All other paths are ultimately nothing but distrations from that truth.
>>17893706
I feel that so bad. Fucking cringefests, most of the ones around here want to just be themselves with a 2d avatar. Zero effort to create a persona.
>>17894402
>can't stand Mori collabs
>"go watch the dickfest collabs, anon"
You must be kidding. I tried to watch a random Nijisanji one(from a girl's channel, mind) and it was 75%+ males talking over the girls and fagbait.
>>17894743
It's the Karen effect anon, after a certain age there's no running from her destiny anymore.
>>17891032
I am the resident redpill dude in my friend groups, the sort that makes lefty normies seethe. I hide my true powerlevel use social acumen to survive among people that have all the reason to hate people like us in nerd hobbies. I sleep around with people's gfs and wives, even(especially) when they are somewhat attractive colored-hair schizos. I don't use a condom. It has gotten to a point they tell each other how nice my state is(it's known for tourism) as a code in public.

My bros are excepted from this, of course, but ironically this usually causes rifts/problems for me with their gfs instead. Just wanted to get this off my chest.

>>17897948
Not Vtuber related confess, but it nice that you could let it out and feel less burden, anon. May the god blessed and forgive your sin anon, latom

>>17891032
I pretend to be a Pentomo to fit in

>>17891032

People think im a pedophile just because im a Gura fan and I fear im tarnishing the image of the Chumbuddies. I dont sexualize Gura at all and being a pedo is just a coincidence

>>17891032
I don't have romantic inclinations towards any of the girls, I just want to hug them all and tell them 'it'll be okay'. I mean, I'd totally sleep with Subaru if she were down for it. I dunno what it is but that duck is weirdly erotic compared to any other Vtuber, in or out of hololive for me.

>>17898376
also, I can't watch Needy Girl Overdose streams because that game is crazy fucking dark. I dunno if Mori clearly feeling its relateable is worse or Mumei going full nuts is.

>>17898376
>>17898440
You should play the game anon, and save Ami.

>>17898367
Neither i or god can save you anon, im sorry. May the hellfire burn away all your sin, latom

>>17898486

>Sexual orientation given by god
>Burn in hell for it

Makes sense

>>17891032
I no longer feel any happiness from my oshi, or probably any vtuber in general, I know now what their tactics are and it just feels dirty and insincere to me, and it's impossible for me to clarify it since there's absolutely nobody that would outright admit to it, they might deny it or badmouth it but in the end, they do the same things they all do.
I now just listen to vtubers as background noise, I don't even try to understand what they say.

>>17898577
Only your sin anon, not you. It different. You will be reborn a new and better, one that doesn't afraid tarnishing the image of your Oshi fans. A blessing upon thy.

Ame was my oshi since her debut but at this point I find myself missing streams and not even feeling like catching up on the vods... Don't know who my oshi is now, I'm kinda just DD and watch whoever is live that seems entertaining with a few chuubas generally taking priority

>>17898634
That's fine anon. Just remember to watch a good chuuba instead of someone manipulative. Yes, all chuubas have some of that "setting" to capture more people, but you shouldn't judge all of them based on the worst examples. Find a better oshi, don't be a gosling and enjoy life anon. Remember, chuubas are for entertainment and inspiration, they will never replace a good friend or gf/bf.

>>17898634
It like food, no matter how delicious it taste if the kitchen is dirty and you know that, you will lost all appetite. Still you crave for the happiness that you now lost, is that why you still listen to vtubers as background noise? I hope you will find a new hobby and happiness soon anon, latom.

>>17891527
>>17895233
Same, anon. I'm super into electronic music stuff and daydream almost daily now about sharing my favorite tunes with my audience, making different themed compilations and talking about other related things on stream. I've already sworn to start my DJing reps once I'm done with my project work in about 4 weeks and hope I can find my niche within the realm of vtubing.

>>17897948
>and it was 75%+ males talking over the girls and fagbait.
Let me guess, NijiEN.

>>17891032
I want to become a Vtuber so I can make friends with other Vtubers because they're usually also rather shy people

>>17892908
How the fuck would your gf know what a "gura" is....

FAKE STORY DONT BELIEVE IT!

>>17891032
>no pope gura, pope pomu or sister marine
I'm not confessing shit you larper

>>17892594
https://imgur.com/a/veinUyn

I bought a gura cosplay ironically but now I want to cosplay all my other oshis, including Akira

>>17891032
I was a deadbeat many moons ago

>>17900042
This>>17891646

Also remember to post it here so we can laugh at you, thanks.

>>17900055
Considering yourself lucky, dodging a bullet.

>>17895039
Not really. I'm already slowly dying anyways so I might as well pursue something I want

>>17900390
What can i said but "based"?
Burn bright till the end, anon.

>>17900042
Mazono Akira?

>>17900454
Yeah, my wife. Her dress is so cute

>>17900441
You can count on it, other anon.

>>17891032
>>17891032
I hope my oshi enjoys her job, likes her coworkers and fans alike and isn't just in the industry for the money. Her gen is heavily criticised here, but I do think she's doing her best given her circumstances.

>>17901524
Council? If so, I would be surprised if the majority of that criticism was genuine and not just shitposting. They seem like good streamers even though I haven't seen much of them

>>17899296
Ding-ding-ding!

>>17901524
If it's the gen I'm thinking about, they are doing fine now and are producing enjoyable content and trying hard, except for one member who's really not cut for the job. Don't worry about shitposters so much, they are still a successful gen overall.

>>17891032
I want a shizo cosplayer gf to have mad sex on drugs every single day.
It doesn't help that i already have a gf, but she's too trad and mentally healthy

I masturbated to a 3D woman, again, I'm just hurting myself at this point

>>17899848
Because I feel like we can still get back together and no way am I showing pics of her you faggots will probably find her socials and tell her about all this
>>17897424
Yeah that's why I said she didn't know at the time because after I moaned guras name she started asking questions and wouldn't stop even when I lied to her and said that gura was actually just a cute pet name,she's good at knowing when I'm lying or im just a shitty liar

>>17891032
I like to make cross company koikatsu scenes with the NijiEN and HoloEN girls despite not watching NijiEN.

>>17902995
You fucked up
You should just have told her you wanted cosplay sex and wanted her to dress up as the character

>>17891032
I beat my meat to Irys every single fucking day. To be fair, sister Ame, Irys is always in heat and we all know it. She wants to be impregnated so badly too.

>>17891032
I fapped to Suisei

>>17891032
I used to think people who gosling’d and wanted vtubers to be their gf were delusional, but over time Gura has really swam her way into my heart. I’m definitely happiest when watching her, and the way my heart and body feels when I think of her makes me really believe I love her.
I’ll admit I fit the “lonely guy with no social life” stereotype so I suppose it was only a matter of time.

>>17901856
>>17902559
Thanks anons, I appreciate it.

>>17891032
I have fapped to my oshi's irl feet

>>17892908
I read girlfriend as sister and the replies confused me.

test

>>17900685
Can I rape and kill you in that dress?

I've watched more reaction channels than vtubers this week

>>17900685
Gotta make sure you get violently abused while wearing it or you're doing an Akira cosplay wrong

i subscribed to a chuuba because while watching the stream i saw her thanking someone for the membership
i just started watching her, didn´t even look really into it, if i want to commit to her long term, but the game she played was to my taste and she gave off some good vibes

but then, when i got the membership, she didn´t say anything, completely ignoring me. i thought, maybe she doesn´t thank everyone. i know she was looking at chat because i wanted to make sure she sees it and did it at a point where she was asking chat something and looking for their reactions.
Short while after that someone else got a membership and she thanked them.

i instantly revoked membership, unsubbed and downvoted every video she has (even the ones members only cuz the membership was still accessable for the whole month) and never watched her again or any collabs she is included in.

I hate her now with all my heart for personally insulting me with ignorance of my benevolend desicion to be her supporter. Now i am her most passionate anti.

I fapped to Calli's roommate and I do not regret it

>>17893105
some people just aren't predisposed to have the oshi mindset don't worry about it

>>17904481
truly trash taste

>>17904481
She reminds me of a raccoon

>>17891032
You're not my oshi any more Ame
I fell for Pomu so damn hard it's unreal

I'm turning 31. I'm not really sure what to do honestly. I do enjoy hololive every now and then. But I feel extremely hollow.

>>17904448
Was your name sugoma?

>>17904481
superchat this information to her please. im 100% convinced it will be worth it

>>17905125
I don't think your age should dictate what hobbies and passions you are "supposed" to have. Just enjoy what you enjoy as long as it isn't illegal and have fun.
You shouldn't be letting your peers dictate how you should be at your age.

>>17905371
This guy gets it.
Enjoy whatever you like, >>17905125

>>17905371

You're right. Its was bothering me a whole lot but I should just enjoy it for what it is. Thanks man.

>>17905451
I'm in my 40s anon, enjoy what you like

>>17905583

based boomer lol

>>17905125
i am 36 and enjoy it aswell
a hobby is a hobby. the is no reason to apply your age to enjoy the things you like.
people who think about "age appripriate" pasttimes certainly have a less enjoyable life than people who just go for the things that appeal to them

>>17905357
I agree. Please, anon. >>17904481 Please do this.

>>17891032
I don't think there's anything wrong with being a unicorn or an idolfag. As long as you're not aggressive about it. Although if everyone shared this line of thinking, there would be no idol culture being enforced
Just keep business and private lives separate.

>>17905125
>>17905451

You're a big ass man now. That anon is right, and you should seek what gives you pleasure or happiness, no matter if it's shamed or ridiculed.
Just follow these single steps:
>first: do whatever you want as long as it hurts no one, including yourself.
>second: if no one is harmed by it and people bother you, ignore them. If they insist, tell them to fuck off.
>third: if you spend money on your hobby, and you're not neglecting your livelihood income, do whatever you want. You earned your money, so you know how to spend it.
>fourth: don't stick in crazy
For the femanons
>fifth: only reveal the crazy after he sticks it in

I've been cheating on my oshi with 2views and now I don't know if I can go back to her
Typing in chat and actually getting a response is so much nicer than being one of the faceless masses in a holo's chat

>>17891527
Same
Problem is my voice is awful at singing and I don't know much about music (I mosly listen to sea shanties, old music and shit like that)

>>17891998
Unless you suddenly see 21.613.971 people die on the US for the vaccine there is nothing to worry about

>>17905937
>For the femanons
>>fifth: only reveal the crazy after he sticks it in
Evil. Pure evil!

>>17891770
Why?

>>17905937
>fourth: don't stick in crazy
nta, but at my age, I think I'll take whatever I can get. I'm getting a little desperate.

>>17902995
Dude, would you get back to her if she screamed my name while you were fucking? It's been two months you pussy, the rebound sex with her "friends" has already happened by now. Either accept the idea that if you're returning to the relationship with a girl that slept around in the meantime and that everything will be worse than it was before, or move on already.

Pussyfooting like this won't make things better.
Also cut her face or something and just post the pics.

>>17903804
even hotter desu

>>17891508
>>17891628
Are you a Kronie? you sound like one at least

>>17905912
This.
Idol culture is literally using cult mentality to brainwash people into being passionate about their idols to irrational degrees.
I'm serious, search the BITE model of control. Idol culture followes eerily a lot of the points, specifically about Emotional control and Thought control.
I can't really blame unicorns since they're also victims, but as long as they keep their emotions in check it's fine, but they have to learn vtubers and idols are a product different than the actor.

I make shitty low effort OC for my small corpo oshi because I'm creatively bankrupt and have no skills or talents beyond my professional ones which I can't use to do much that she'd be impressed or amused by.

>>17906233
Don't be. I know it's a cliché and a little faggy to say here, but emotional fulfillment should be prioritized over sexual pleasure. And I assure you, whenever you get those feelings, a good rub will make most go away, except for the emotional insatisfaction. That lack is what you must fulfill.
Picking a wrong partner might ruin your life, and you'll end up worse than how you started.
Your hand is a good outlet. Explore and don't be afraid to experiment until you get a good partner. It's hard, but you can make it.
>>17906123
I'm a lawyer by trade.

>>17891032
I masturbated to an image of my oshis roommates flat chest

The only people I have who I've ever hung out with that live within a 15 hour drive of me are my D&D group. They want to go back to in person playing so I quit quit the group and never see them anymore because I didn't want to risk missing my oshi's streams and because I find 5E boring as hell

>>17893103
its easier to imagine myself as friends with other people instead of making up imaginary friends

>>17906123
I laughed out loud when I read the fifth one.
>>17906545
>I'm a lawyer by trade
This explains so much. Greetings, fellow devil.

There is a decently cute Asian girl I met on hinge who I can't tell if she's interested in me or not. She gives me long detailed responses and asks decent questions, but then goes like 3-4 days between messages. She's the 1st girl who has expressed any sort of interest in me besides the gf of one of my friends when they were in an open relationship.
Idk. I want friends or a gf to fill the loneliness but as a mid 20's guy who hasn't had a friend since college it all just feels so hopeless.

>>17906665
>that spoiler
Might be a DM problem. I run heavily homebrewed 5e campaigns because of that, and I've been playing a homebrew campaign and my players enjoy this one way more than the published module.
Were you perhaps playing a module that isn't CoS or OotA? Maybe WDH by the manual?
>>17906413
Creativity is a skill you develop by creating.
I've been writing shitty stories for myself and only two years ago I started liking my own stuff, and I've been at it for 13. I've even written >fanfiction, including one chubba fic you'll never find it, but it's on AO3.
Granted, I'm an autistic perfectionist, but the key is to start and improve little by little. Repetition and practice will make perfection eventually. Make your oshi proud.

>>17891032
I have a parasocial relationship with the guys in my old oshi's thread. I have no friends, and they're all hilarious, I just don't feel that way about their oshi. I've been in there for months now because I can't let go.

>>17907367
if you haven't asked her out by now, she doesn't and will never see you as a sexual partner. you'll just be that guy she messages on the internet every now and again in between going out actual potential mates

I see so many people saying that they know about, or at least think they know about relationships.
Where do you all go to find someone that isn't just in it for a one night stand?
And don't just say touch grass, I've done that multiple times, alone.

>>17907604
I was going to on the next message (last weekend was kinda fucky since we had a winter storm & still have some issues from it because our government is a joke). I only sent her 2 messages so far.

I own a bokken, a wooden sword, and I sometimes swing it despite not having done kendo for over 10 years.

>>17902475
Yeah, not the best place to get your impressions of Niji but, eh, whatever.

I have most of the chickens roommates old sets and fap to them regularly

>>17906632
Based
who?

>>17908924
Gura

>>17907919
i never found anyone who was "just in it for a one night stand"
every girl i dated became my girlfriend for at least several months
i dunno how to get into the "only sex" kinda thing but i dont want to know at this point since i am happily married by now

>>17907591
You need to, Kronie. Also they are not funny, you're just desperate.
>>17907919
Social hobbies. Think of the time you spend o nvtubers, now imagine how many people you'd meet if you did something irl with groups of people. It's not /just/ leaving your home anon, it's doing things together. Like school, but everyone is way better socially now.
>>17908689
I don't speak japanese so my options are limited.
>>17908979
I want to see it, can you direct us there?

>>17910073
/ggg/
January 14th, 2022

>>17910073
Global
January 14th, 2022

>>17910426
>>17910487
holy shit she looks just like her model lol

>>17910487
>>17908979
For some reason, I think you've fallen for a years lolcow trap.

>>17891032
I have a rule, I never fap to a V-Tuber's avatar nor doujins even if they coomerbait or encourage making porn of them themselves, as I find it as low as masturbating to celebrities and such. It would be a stain to my honour.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who follows a rule like that on this God forsaken, degenerate board, but I don't really find it suprising, many chuuba designs are pure fucking sex. I have to actively blacklist Botan on every porn site I enter cause if I stumble upon NSFW artwork of her I'm afraid my body would act on it's own.

May God give me strength to remain pure until I meet him in person, and when I do, he better fucking have a full harem of lionesses ready for me as my reward.

>be 26 yo
>finally in my last year of university
>go home to parents for christmas
>sister comes with her husband and kid
>brother comes with his gf
>tfw no gf khv
>"have you met anyone nice at uni anon" t.mom
>"no"
>"you will meet her one day, anon. I'm sure of it"
No, mom, I won't.

>>17911965
Shower your mother with gifts that a relationship and a marriage would regularly drain from your wallet.
Show her some appreciation for still worrying about you

>>17911774
That's not possible for me because whatever I'm using as material, I'll always imagine my oshi when I'm ejaculating.
I just love things with my dick.

I hate EN and all the cancer it brought

>>17911965
My dad was a KHV that got out of uni at 27 and married a big tiddy hag 10 years older than him(a.k.a my mom) the moment he got out of uni. He met my mom in a gym. You can make it. Just go out there and meet people. You have education, you are not a bad guy, you have peculiar interests that make you unique. Just go out there, fuck up a bit and meet someone that you fancy regardless of what other people think(my dad's family wanted him to marry someone younger but he wanted his big tiddy hag)

Godspeed, and GMI.

>>17911965
I-Is 26 considered old and late to settle down?

>>17913592
As a male and with how things are right now I wouldn't settle down before 30

>>17891546
Do you now.

>>17907447
That party was running CoS but I've played multiple 5e campaigns (both homebrew and adventure paths). I don't think the system is fun & I can't convince anyone to try anything else + 2 people are constantly trying to be the main characters, but I was the only one of the 6 people to not enjoy their antics & if I'm the odd one out may as well ditch & let everyone else have their fun.

>>17894402
I tried all the NijiENs and I just can't get into any of them. Pomu is fine & I've enjoyed Millie's karaoke, but I really dislike every other one.
I'd watch any HoloEN besides Sana over anyone else in NijiEN, and I don't ever watch any HoloEN members besides Mumei.

>>17913592
in certain cultures

Maybe I should just buy myself a 0view vtuber on the verge of suicide

>>17911965
>>17913592
>>17913741
It's not that anon is getting too old to settle down, he's a male, that's not an issue. It's that his mother want grandkids.

>>17891032
I used to jerk off daily to my oshi's roommate feet. Now I just do it every 2 or 3 days

>>17911965
Your a man anon, you don't have the biological clock women have, so there's no hurry

>>17913592
no youre still a young man

>>17916466
Is that you Nina?

>>17916425
There is if I still want a cute gf and not a hag.

>>17916613
Not at all. You can still marry a 18yo at 40+ anon, but you need money for that. Plan your life and you should do well.

>>17916613
Get money and/or get fit and you can get women in any age range

>>17916683
>>17916718
I'm going to become rich mom!

>>17892908
i can't imagine the pain she must've endured knowing you've replaced her in order to try and fulfill your obsession with a cartoon character
You're never gonna see her again, and you really don't deserve to.

>>17916718
And get a hobby or interest, one commonly considered normal, that you will be able to talk passionately about. That goes a long way.

>>17917077
Checked. I agree; that's psycho behavior

>>17903804
The replies? Not the part where he claimed he fucked her in cosplay?

>>17917297
What is a normal hobby? Gaming? Birdwatching? Chess?

>>17917077
This isn't actually THAT bad. I've mixed up actual names/moles, scars, dates etc before. Where he really fucked up was the part where he hid/ghosted her for two fucking months while she stewed/got "comforted" by other people.

Let it serve as a lesson for you anons: unless it's something massive(think going to jail massive), fucking up matters less than how you react to it. We all fuck up eventually, what comes afterwards is what really makes a diffence. It's why women forgive serial cheaters, criminals and outright physical violence, but not such things - the actual sin is acting like a beta faggot, destroying all her illusions about you.

>>17917684
>gaming
Borderline nowadays, can work but only for mainstream dudebro shit and only for a very small group of women. I wouldn't go for it.
>Chess
No
>Birdwatching
...might work if you're truly passionate about it(be careful not to bore her with autistic fiation instead of passion). The point is to be seen as driven/trigger the "he's such a dork when talking about something he loves" response. It's a trick, like women lowering their head while looking up to you to seem cuter, but it works.

Another point about the hobby is to be something that she can participate/something you do in groups so you can use it to meet women as well.

>>17916613
Do you have a problem with hags anon?

>>17918055
You got any recommendations for hobbies in that case?

>>17918126
The "acceptable" list varies wildly from country to country, anon. I suggest you study a bit on the topic since you seem interested, and this thread is too small for complete advice. Just stay away from r9k as they are all faggots.

In a very condensed way, people have "tribes" that follow similar behavior partterns, clothes, hobbies etc. You're in one but we're wildly different because of different chuubas with different focuses and we can't actually see each other. Try to identify which tribes near you you could see yourself fitting in with some work, nothing too different or you wont make it, at least not at first. You can use them as guidance for clothes, hobbies, behavior etc then change small bits to personalize stuff to your tastes until it's something both yours and easily recognizable to people.

People will tell you to lift, it's acceptable nearly everywhere but it's not for everyone even if it helps both mental and physical health. I suggest you to look up what the mainstream crowd does, search something you can enjoy and work from there. Music shows, bars, physical exercise activities in general, even work related stuff - all are safe guesses. The game is slanted against people with purely mental hobbies/interests, but that is our cross to carry. Women have their own.

Bump

>>17891032
Not only do I watch the devil herself stream, I think she's cute.

>>17907367
If she bombarded you with specific personal questions such as what is the name of your first pet or what street did you grew up in or what is your middle name etc., be careful.
Those are fishing question and they might try to access your email or some shit.

>>17914524
Looks like you aren't compatible with the players too.
Maybe you should try some other system, or modify it depending on what you like.
If it's about the module and you prefer fighting try a classic dungeon crawler adventure; if you prefer roleplaying and investigation, WDH or RotFM with a competent DM can make something really cool.
Either that or you could try other systems, maybe Pathfinder if you want something close to dnd, or Call lf Cthulhu, Vampyr, or, considering this is /vt/, Hunter: The Vigil, if you prefer more roleplaying and story driven adventures.
Good luck and have fun, anon.

>>17921895
It wasn't bombarded or anything. She went to college in the city I grew up in (we live halfway across the U.S. now) so there were some questions about some local goings on at the time there that made nationwide news + some questions about what I did on a vacation I went on that I had pictures from to Japan

>>17891032
I enjoy watching Niji, Holo, and Indies

I can't stop shitting on Mori. I was slightly salty on the TakaMori stuff back in March-May when Kiara was taking it kinda hard, but she grew out of it. I watched her collab and it really felt like she was so out of it that she didn't care. I was part of the 5% gang, but I actually backed off when she started bringing some energy to collabs with the Mythbreakers stuff. She was still a little goofy in other collabs, but it seemed in things she really had an interest in, she was pretty good.
Then the Connor shit hit. I didn't give a fuck the first go around, but the second time (this last spiral) I couldn't help but get back on the Mori shitting bandwagon. The idea of her actively inviting drama shit into Hololive from the outside was something that actually pissed me off. If the girls commit insular yabs, I can accept that because it's their fault and they fucked up. Using your work account to bring in drama from the outside really pissed me off. Responding to her fan asking her why she'd be friends/mention Connor when he said some dumb shit wasn't the worst, but going on to donate with her Hololive account and everything after that is so fucking stupid. Most of the girls have some level of separation between their real life and their vtuber career, but Mori is trying to blend her two careers into one, which doesn't sit right.

>>17923880
based

i've been imagining holding hands with ui mama instead of raping her

>>17891664
indirectly killed an undercover cop, threw her bag off a clip so the gang members can locate her hideout in the woods. dead by 8 bullet thru the chest.

>>17923880
Agreed. Add to that how awful the damage control has been lately.
No solo streams and everybody knows why, she obviously lost control of her social media, and let's mention that her and Kiara have engaged 0 times since the drama started. Might be that I'm schizo but this feels wrong.
And she collabs with mousey, which is fine, but on her own show, not only at the same time mentions certain "very funny podcast", but invites her FRIENDS to another Terraria collab and suddenly drops that she'll invite mousey. Am I the only one who felt that was a shitty move?
I thought it'd be good to get over this to enjoy her streams again, but I'm getting tired of her. Now I actively want her to graduate, and I'm not even an anti. Just a disillusioned follower.

>>17891032
I imagine myself dating Ina on my way to work just to somehow survive corporation hell and then cuddle with my pillow at home thinking it's her to get rid of stress

I have spent most of my life using most of my brainpower thinking about how I want to blow by brains out and how much I hate myself. The only way I've been able to motivate myself to be a productive nember of society has been crushes on women. As I grew fed up with that and struggled to use it to cope, it turned into a waifu, which now has migrated to vtubers. I tried therapy, meds, and other shit like exercise to no avail. I think I am fundamentally broken don't know how much longer I will be able to go on once vtubers lose their appeal to me.

>>17914214
Literally became a member after she switched to the nun outfit cause I have a fetish

I used to absolutely love Koopa. Why did she handle the whole California fiasco so poorly? I might just be a gullible fuck, but she always seemed pretty honest about things before that shit happened. She was the last vtuber I had any faith in. I don't have an oshi now. I was into Rose for a little bit, but I think that more out of pity due to how horrible her situation is in South Africa.

>>17929420
wow that is like me but with polka

I spend roughly 100+ bucks a month on avtubers. Memberships, voice packs and the occasional sc. It has gotten to the point where I cant jerk it to anything but lewd asmr and maybe good mmd porn.

I got bored and stolped watching vtubers ages ago. Im just here to fuck with you kids

>>17934923
Are you enjoying it tho. If you are then good, nothing wrong here.

>>17934995
Well yeah, greatly even. It's just something that can't be really discussed anywhere including here since any somewhat greater exposure leads to the immediate ban on yt or twitch of said avtuber.

>>17891527
Music part aside, I wish I was a holostar. I already stream constantly so I'm used to talking to people like that. But I would probably hate all the restrictions on what I can and can't stream.

>>17935178
They can always go onto fc2, and also /jp/ is a thing

i started streaming just to join my oshis corpo bc their interactions give me fomo

>>17891032
I care more about roommates than vtubers.

>>17891032
I don't even watch vtubers anymore. Yet I spend an hour here every day at smoke breaks because the drama is fun to read.

>>17916613
>not wanting a sweet, gentle, cute hag gf who will unconditionally love you and take better care of you than anyone (your age) or younger.
low test

>>17936094
>>17918071
I refuse to watch my wife die years before me. I will not and do not want to spend the rest of my life too old to find another, and depressed because I'll miss her.

>>17894402
Nijifags are obnoxious faggots that can’t stop pushing their vtubers where they don’t belong. I’ll never give them a chance because of their fans.

>>17891508
ame or vei?

sometimes i think about how my oshi will never know I exist unless I throw an insane amount of cash after her to where she remembers my name. even then ill never see her in the flesh and the only thing ill be to her is a money bag. its rough out here

>>17891032
I sometimes say that Fauna is my oshi and sometimes IRyS is my oshi and other times that Mumei is my oshi. I want them to compete to the death to see which one is worthy of being my oshi.

>>17936084
rushiass

>>17891032
I unsubbed from every chuuba and stopped watching streams. Now I'm just a clip fag.I found a clipper that does long clips (about 15 mins), respects my oshi and doesnt clickbait.

>>17891032
I save screenshots of my posts when they get more than three (You)s

>>17908700
ya got unicorn?

>>17939823
Same

>>17939823
>>17940269
I'll help you guys out.

>>17939823
for you >>17940269

>>17929420
Don't worry anon, I think at least 40% of vtuber fans can relate.

>>17929420
I did that with Rushia even when I had a gf kek.