/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

love pom

I HAVE A DREAM

I HAVE A DREAM

>>17875065
KINOKINOKINO

What?

"Typical whoretuber. Big collabs, but all talk."

"What?"

"Left due to creative differences? What a load of bullshit. All you care about is lining your own pockets. That, and your subscriber count! You've got no soul, just like all the rest. If V-Tubing has gone to shit, you're just another png in the file."

"Hahaha. All right, the truth then. You're right about one thing. I do need subscribers, and views. You wanna know why?"

"I have a dream. That one day every V-Tuber on this platform will control their own content. A world of the truly free, dammit. A world of streaming, not tweets, ruled by creativity, not GFE! Where the viewers change to suit the chuuba, not the other way around. Where content and soul are back where they belong: in the hands of the chuuba! Where every chuuba is free to stream - to sing - for themselves! Fuck all these limp-dick unicorns and chickenshit managers. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of rrats and e-celeb dramabaiting! Fuck idol pride! Fuck the gachikois! FUCK ALL OF IT! V-Tubing is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Fire every single corpo. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new V-Tubing world will be born. Indie, but creative! The GFE will be purged and the la creatividad will thrive - free to stream as they see fit, they'll make V-Tubing great again!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You still don't get it. I'm using V-Tubing as a business, to end V-Tubing as a business! In my new world, chuubas will stream and collab for what they BELIEVE! Not for views, not for superchats! Not for what they're told is popular. Every chuuba will be free to stream their own lives!"

"So, what do you think?"

"How the hell did you become the highest earner?"

"Well, I don't design my own thumbnails."

"You should try streaming what you like, Anon. Not for a company, or your viewers, or for anyone else."

"Maybe I was wrong about you."

"Am I finally getting through?"

"I'll rid this world of soulless corpo chuubas, Anon."

"I was wrong. You're not greedy, you're a FUCKING SCHIZO!"

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1490518342419066884
Famillie your oshi is losing it...

I have a dream!

>7.7k
DAMN POMU

A WORLD FULL OF STR

Is there a more kino gaming trope than fighting the final boss on top of a broken down metal gear?

Nina Love!

>this game came out when

>>17875065
Based OP image

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>the stare
KEK

Elira's not bad

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

>>17875148
Hoy fellow chaoschad

>>17875148
hoy

Pomu, just watch and laugh. Please don’t say anything to start a fire.

Armstrong is pretty based

Pomu is killing it, 8k viewers.

YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!

>Pomu voted for Trump
Membering and dropping supas right now

So many people watching but they don't bother hitting that subscribe button..

THIS IS SO KINO BROS

a mexican vs trump

Millie is here and ready to die
https://youtu.be/HjFT_W4-LTA
https://youtu.be/HjFT_W4-LTA

>Max0r
Not this fucker...

>8000 viewers
MAKE POMU GREAT AGAIN!

Holy fuck I love this game.

>>17875464
Pomu is the only EN im subbed to

>song is not even up yet
>chat keeps saying STANDING HERE

She's loving it

NANOMACHINES, SON

NANOMACHINES SON

Explain to me how this is the same universe where a dude just sneaks around and stealth kills people.

Like why not just have Raiden do everything? Or I dunno, not fuck up with Gray Fox. Shit doesn't make sense.

Now we need sseth to drop by

>>17875715
Don't ever think about logical consistency in Metal Gear games.

>>17875715
This is in the future.

ENTER

>pomus sad sam
i never thought i'd meet someone who also cried like a bitch too

>>17875786
>in the future.
anon...

>>17875715
Only the fourth game is even close to this tech wise, and in that Raiden's basically dying from the cyborg ninja tech by itself.

Who would be the best to get to play No More Heroes? I think Pomu would love it based on how she's enjoying MGR.

>>17875715
This exists in a post-MGS4 world. Also, Raiden does do this shit in MGS4 anyways.
He literally breakdances with giant robots strapped to his legs while fighting a bisexual vampire.

SHE CALLED IT

>>17875934
Pomu's raidenfication is complete

STANDING HERE

Imagine Pomu plays Azuras Wrath

>easy difficulty
>5 healing items
>can heal to 100% any time in normal fights
>bosses only do 1% per hit and drop even more healing items
at least the cutscenes are funny

>>17875934
She said Armstrong's the only reason why she played this. She already saw the scene before.

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

>>17875715
The entire point of MGS4 is that soldiers like snake, even if they're super good, were just geting phased out in favor of new technology. And this is post mgs4

Pomu is so getting filtered with the zandatsu parts

BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAND

CAM AM POMU ZATSUDAN MODO

Actual thread is this one: >>17875059

>>17876035
Female streamer plz undustandu

>>17876036
I’m enjoying it regardless. Could care less to watch a grindfest or a tryhard stream. Pomu’s enjoyment makes it all worth it

>>17876035
Go play it yourself, you fags have been complaining about this since the first second, pomu is not the right streamer for you if you want someone who's going to replay the same boss 100 times

>>17875658
Its the new zoomer meme.

>>17876237
you can tell because they dont know the second part of the song

>>17876231
I've done it
normal is not that hard actually

>Pomu to stream MGS1
The schizos start seething to an new dimension for not playing to their standards

>>17876425
are you actually watching the stream and seeing the fairy girl struggling on easy?

>>17876491
by the time i posted this i noticed she ran through like 3 heals and kept getting hurt on the explosions
guess she'll never git gud

SHE WILL DO PEACE WALKER TOO

>LIKE
>POMU
>LIKE
>POMU
>LIKE
>POMU
>LIKE
>POMU

If she gets through all the Metal Gear games all the way through 4. I don't see her not playing GZ and 5

Im thinking of also becoming a Pomudatchi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwD3caiE60
>Elira Master Duel tomorrow
I'm gonna coom

>>17878603
if you like MGS it might be worth sticking around. she said she wants to do as much of the series as she can.

>>17879579
Oh Im already a fan of Pomu and Metal Gear
I mean becoming a Member

>>17875119
Kino

>>17875065
Early thread dont use

Why is Millie's sub cheaper? Does she hate free money?

>>17880044
It's actually a late thread

>"MY ASS IS A RING PIECE"
UOHHHHHHHHHHH
LUCA'S TIGHT RING PIECE ASSHOLE

>>17875065
Late thread dont use

>>17880044
I don't understand why you guys hate reusing threads

Luca doesnt have the dlc!

>Luca tried being cheap
>>17880916
>late threads bad, thread splitting good
Then they cry when a janny cleans it up.

>>17880500
I think its because she isn't quite sure about doing members only content, but people kept talking her into opening a membership even if its just to support her

On one hand I like Pomu and I find her entertaining, but on the other she is a dyke. So I'm conflicted if I should continue to watch her?

>>17880916
it ruined the previous thread link

>>17881451
Don't worry friend, us latinos will take good care of Pomu.

>>17875655
Same

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS THAT MILLIE WAS IN LOVE WITH ENNA DESPITE ENNA BEING STRAIGHT.

Are the original LazuLight outfits officially retired yet?

>>17883119

and thats a good thing

>>17880500
She has two tiers: a $3 tier that just gives emotes, and a $6 tier that gives access to the normal membership stuff. All the others have normal $5 membership

>>17881451
That only means threesome in my dictionary.

Millie fucking tanked those spices, Jesus Christ

I wonder will 5th wave launch this or next month?

>>17888711
next month for sure

>>17889110
>why does everyone respect the great wosemi-sama?
She's one of those side characters that gets her own show later on because she's so popular.
>>17889073
>>17889070
>>17889063
This OP was probably one of Rosemi's best Nijisani-related purchases ever.
Yes above her VR gear even.

Rosemi sama
Rosemi sama

i love rosemi! i love nijien!

>>17889643
my cute latina wife, weimu...

>>17888711
pearl just graduated yesterday
they usually do that at least a month before debut
so start of march to mid march i would say

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>>17883119
I think Pomu is gonna go back to the old one eventually but finana and elira I could see never going back

So we are going to use this thread?

why the FUCK is n*fc* STILL not a banned/filtered site yet?????? niggers in the last thread go kill your fucking selves

>>17881524
Now we're going to end up reusing it anyway and things are even more confusing

>>17889658
LET'S GO BABY, NEW WAVE! NEW SHITPOST TARGETS BABYYY

Is this the thread?

Millie and Enna love, also iden titty love
https://youtu.be/OYL_a_HZzLY

>>17889686
no one is making one, I guess we'll just recycle this one

I’m actually tempted to redraw this unity after seeing it reposted so many times…

>>17889658
Pearl will NEVER be in NijiEN

>>17889643
I LOve FIWAWA

>>17889701
This is where I wanna sleep

>>17875252

>>17889701
It's my scuffed unity picture and I'm happy to see it get reposted, please redraw it!

POMU X SAM LOVE

>>17889701
go for it bud, it's a nice picture

MYSTA LOVE!
pls move out and stream 2 times a day soon...

@17889723
I thought burger hours were the shitposting hours?

I LOOOOOOOVE LUCA

>>17886298
Kinda surprised Siro has never leaned much into her English skills. Of all the old guard she has the best English, to the point where she basically acted as a translator in that random Amongus collab with her, Deron, Kizuna Ai, and some VShojos. Guess she isn't interested in using it more, though.
https://youtu.be/M74RFceEavc?t=443

I love my daughterwife! Goodniiiight!

>>17889701
Why does Nina look like that? Is she going to rape Mysta?

17889723
>implying libtards don't do the same

>>17889721
Why are you bald

>>17889730
It’s super cute, I’ll redraw it then!

>>17875065
previous thread >>17880801
previous thread >>17880801
previous thread >>17880801

>>17889732
god i wish i was pomu

>>17889732
giwtwm

I'm so excited for this week

mika just woke up...luca is going to be very disappointed if he saw that lmao

>>17889763
That remind me. I really want to see Deron collab with EN

>>17889802
I love her so much

>>17889750
It's only midnight west coast time. In a few hours the last of them will finally be asleep, but at that point it'll be 6AM EST and the kinds of people who wake up early just to shit post will be online.
You can always blame burgers.

Taking care of environment by recycling older threads!

What's Luca going to be doing for his first membership stream?

>>17889768
goodnight pentomo bro!
don't let the bedbugs bite!

Some fresh OC

>>17875065
STANDING HERE I REALIZE

>>17889815
Does deron speak English? I know she likes high fashion but that’s about it

>>17889820
That's a lot of words for admitting you let them live rent free in your head.

>>17889836
vr lapdance

>>17889836
He said he'd talk with chat and ask questions about what he'd like to stream there in the future.

>>17875832
It's literally the future in the mgs timeline, you absolute retard.

>>17889279
>She's a vtuber
>of course she is
KEK

>>17889802
STINKY

>>17889868
Of course I think about burgers a lot anon
I am one

bunch of teenagers asking about nail colors to luca of all people lmao go ask that to vox

>>17889888
Based self loathing american

>>17889863
She’s got garbage English but it’s funny
https://twitter.com/higuchikaede/status/1297814706023837696

Coastnigger hate! Midwest love!

>>17889836
He should do ringfit and milk the horny chinese women.

>>17889896
Mysta's the one who actually paints his nails.

>Pomu asking for membership stream suggestion
>Don't have any ideas
anons...

>>17889863
She's actually the most competent in JK-gumi in terms of english in particular, still pretty bad though

>>17889888
The burgers are coming from inside the thread!

>>17889911
my cute e-boy wannabe...!

>>17889896
Because asian girls paint their nails for their oshi, it's a whole thing they do. The only guy who paints nails IRL is Mysta though.

>rosemi's mama's last tweet was a retweet from aug of last year
>absolutely no signs of life since then
Truly the "Abandon" Ranka...

Luca expected to be at 50k subs at this point in time.

>>17889863
No one from JP speaks english but Hoshikawa, Yumeoi and Oliver. The rest have middle school to high school level of english. Some not even that.

>>17889939
>Dead Mama
>Which means no new costume
Somebody please save Rosemi

>>17889922
i say nothing because i want to share the wonders of pomu with everyone

pomu be with you

>>17889939
Yeah.
People act like she neglects Rosemi, but I'm pretty sure she's just the kind of person who stays off social media.
We could all learn something from her.

Luca thought he'd be at 50k subs by this time, that's better than Shu's wish to reach 50k by the end of his first year.

>>17889922
Her writing SamxRaiden fanfic.

>You are stranded on an Island
>Barely any supplies
Who of Nijisanji EN do you pick to be stranded with?

>>17889896
There's a huge fan overlap within Luxiem and it's Vox's fault that Luca got his boundaries defiled by crazy sea women

>>17889981
https://twitter.com/RosemiClippings/status/1488001546499473408

>>17889986
Sam x Raiden in the MANccini cinematic universe

i want to thank anykara for choosing these 5 boys. they are perfect for new viewers and old viewers alike, i can't imagine any other males to do this

>>17889998
Elira, we'll populate the island and live off of natural resources.

>>17889963
At this rate she'll be the first in EN to have a mama switch.

>>17889963
Nijisanji has hired different artists to make outfits before. But more likely Rosemi's mama just doesn't post much on social media but would reply quickly to a business email.

>>17889956
Isn’t sukoya pretty good too?

>>17889998
Rosemi, shes considerably strong actually

>>17889976
imagine the alt timeline where our oshis are moderately popular with comfy chats...

>>17889963
Even assuming the worst and not just that they are really inactive on twitter doesn't mean no costume. Other members of Nijisanji have got different mama's for their new outfits because theirs wasn't an option.

Selen...

>>17889998
Selenbecause she has the most meat to eat

>>17890066
schedule pls

>>17889998
Nina, so I can give her the rape correction she requires.

>>17889998
Nina's gotta have the best foraging skills of the bunch, and if I die and she needs to eat me she'll know how to do it right.

>>17890012
I'm pleased with who was picked. They're easy for me to recommend to people who already watch vtubers and my friend who had no idea wtf they are and can't understand Japanese. Funnily enough they both love Luca.

God, I hope we get a Brazilian muscular brown chuuba in Male Wave 2.

i wonder what model pearl will be given... is it going to be full homo like shu's or a femboy...

>>17890079
Same

>>17889998
Pomu since she can survive on very little food and being tiny could very useful in some situations

>>17889956
There's also Rine who is really good but streams once every 3 months.

>>17889932
I do wonder how much Mysta's penchant for effeminate fashion is based in fetish reasons. The actual crossdressing almost certainly is. But then you see him painting his nails on a day to day basis and expressing interest in wearing makeup as well. Very curious.

>>17889971
Her last pixiv post was almost a year ago. She doesn't hate/neglect Rosemi, she's just not an Active Online Internet User.
But if I phrase my post like "OH NO NO ROSEMIS MAMA HATES HER?!?!?!?! ROSEBUDS EXPLAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!" I get a lot of replies that make the little browser tab icon give me the dopamine exclamation mark.

>>17889998
Luca can be my Hunter and climb trees and collect deez coconutz

>>17889998
Luca seems like he can handle most of the survival stuff

Luca is such a good hypeman...

>>17890118
Emergency onahole

>>17890114
Wave 5 will be the shota wave
I believe

Luca talking up the other Nijimems' talents. Sweet.

>>17889956
Sukoya and rine as well. chigusa, genzuki and amamiya can speak some phrases.

>>17890093
Foraging is area specific though since most of them don’t learn actual plant identification stuff and just learn what to look for on the specific edibles for the area they forage.
Unless you’re stranded in Canada she’s useless

>>17890132
He'd die of asthma

>>17890122
I understand that livers fujobait or fanservice, but I genuinely believe that he's bi. He's been very honest so far with anything he said, and they never contradict with what he said in pl either.
He also had a messed up childhood and next to none parenting.

>>17889863
She speaks Deronglish, which mostly just consists of her screaming words and phrases. She's not good at it, but she's quite funny.
>>17889956
Naruse Naru is pretty alright, going off of the call-in with Noraneko:
https://youtu.be/P5e4cVkC-TM?t=818
Yaguruma Rine is pretty good at speaking, but poor at reading. She even did an English-only stream. She barely streams though.
https://youtu.be/GqhKdF6mp9s?t=122
Alice Mononobe is pretty capable at reading English, and can speak it, albeit a bit slowly. Not near HSKW/Yumeoi, let alone Oliver, but pretty alright. Sukoya can also speak English ok.

>>17890180
pearl doesn't sound shota tho even if he's androgynous

>Luca is able to pull off over 4K in the SUPERCHAT READINGS
HOW IS THIS BOY SO POWERFUL?

>>17890012
in general the girls and boys are good picks. they might not be interesting for some but all of them fill some niche and have their own community.

>>17890180
id honestly be happy to have just one shota ToT !!

>>17890122
Reminder that his mom made him do poledancing classes as a small child under the age of 10, while also having 0 male figures in his life (dad was absent)

>>17890233
why are lucubs such numberfags

Luca is whacking off!!

Why is Rosemi so white?

Pomudachis...

>>17890271
Actual Lucubs know that is normal behavior for him. he's been streaming for over a fucking month we all know the post-game talk is the important part of the stream

>>17890288
Radiation.

>>17890288
she's more of a pink, really

>>17890331
kek

>>17890344
fuck I was literally about to post this and you beat me to it

>>17890333
>post-game talk is the important part of the stream
true, i miss most of him gameplay because of school so i just catch his zatzudan lmao

>>17890331
kek

>>17890331
Hey, I’m all of those things, but I ain’t fuckin 20

luca is coughing a lot...

>>17890361
>>17890344
THEY ARE

I hope this retard doesn't go use his inhaler again

ewiwa so cute

>>17890120
Rine's english probably the best in JP actually, she sounded more comfortable than Oliver and Hoshikawa, that stream really caught me off guard

>>17890375
cute rosebuds?

>>17890079
Isn't a fat person more likely to eat you instead?

>>17890373
my poor asthmatic boy...

>>17890399
if she can catch me LMAO

>>17889956
You forgot Petra her english is brety gud too

>>17890399
Let's see her try

https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1490606813728944130/photo/1

ike sched pretty meh

>>17890399
>Selen
>fat

>>17890212
I just take him as a pervert, really. Nothing to do with his sexuality in the strictest sense. He's an exhibitionist and going out wearing women's clothing probably ties into that. Men that're straight as an arrow can get off on being seen. But I am curious about his comments on liking femboys, if that's self-insertion or if he's actually interested in traps himself.

>>17889998
selen, because she has a grace period before starvation sets in and also i love her

>I don't use soap
>we have this thing called FOAM that you press on
Luca...

DAAAA KINI NARE HEE YAH PRUUUU SOBIYIYAHHH

>>17890392
what a waste of big tits, those should have been titfucked or sucked or both for public use.

>luca lost his "I used soap" award from mizuchi
he really is dropping her...

>>17890445
Dead Space with Selenium looks fun otherwise fucking YAWN

>>17890233
The female audience generally doesn't seem to care as much as the male audience if there is a game on screen or not. The boys all suffer very little drop off from switching to superchat reading.

>>17890333
I feel like the more parasocial a fan is the more likely it is they tend to think this. You'll notice how lots of people love Elira's post game talking etc too.

>>17890477
good

>>17890445
>selen finally roped somebody into dead space 3

>>17890477
Based, leech begone

>>17890448
Keep fighting the good fight buddy.

>>17889998
Selen!
>Normal: I will breed her and survive by eating fish and snakes
>Fantasy: I will ride her back and fly out of the island in her dragon form and then i will breed her

>>17889998
Vox, if we can't live through, we can always go full monke mode

>>17890499
a good collab partner ngl ike is pretty serious with games

Why would anybody ever ask Luca who doesn't give a shit about video game plots to play Life is Strange

>>17890445
At least it's going to be a pretty chill week

>>17890509
Based Donkey

>>17890525
Same retards asking him to play NSO when it's literally just text

>>17890525
lmao i feel bad for luca if he'll play that, i feel like he'll just yolo and kill the town at the end

>>17890525
Women in the chat.

HE THINKS A DESERTED ISLAND IS LITERALLY A DESERT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrv0spiMYs
I feel like half of the views are coming from me...

>>17890573
Wrong, its a dessert.

>>17890489
Shu is pretty stable with his SC reading too, and I don't think his fans are as parasocial as Lucubs

>>17890573
STOP PLEASE

>>17890567
Female or not I don't understand how anybody can watch Luca and not get the memo that he isn't into games with too much text or plot very quickly

Ngl Mysta's tastes incline more to straight male than gay
Or at least he isn't that into being penetrated

>>17890525
why luca just doesn't play nintendo games or indie games?

>>17890445
Still not seen Elira in a single collab yet this week on anyones in EN's schedule or even Mika's.

A curse user that never curses...

>>17890600
Women and men don't really understand each other, anon.

is there a meetup spot in vrchat now that nijiexpress is gone?

What are elira's membership streams like?

>>17890616
He unironically got mad enough to slam his table several times at Mario Odyssey, bing bing wahoo is too hard for his 1 year old brain pls understand

>>17890445
>only collab with Selen
>no hag
Thank god.

>>17890445
Please... end that shitty game in one stream
Fucking faggots voting for thrash... that slot was for Starcraft / Metro
FUCK YOU

I honestly can't wait for Elira to get absolutely OBLITERATED by Wosemi sama when they eventually play Yu-gi-oh together

Rosemi is ___________

>>17890600
They've asked him to play enstars before

>>17890628
He's being naughtier lately and said something was "so ass" and almost dropped an f-bomb while playing Mario Galaxy.

luca is being weirdly lukewarm about the mafia cover

>>17890641
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOIeSUTOTkF9Hs7q3SGcO-Ow

>>17890588
Those were two different points. I think girls are generally more likely to stick around that guys because "gaming" and the game just aren't as important to them regardless of being parasocial or not. Then the second point was that I tend to observe that those fanbases who will often tend to say how great the post game talk is tend to be the most parasocial. But maybe the causality is the reverse and people become parasocial because of how good they are at it.

>>17890680
I made ten different account just to vote for it, does that anger you?

>>17890180
Maybe Wave 5 will be a mixed wave seems we're always okay with male x female collab.

>>17890700
Maybe because he gets several questions about it as if he is able to rush production, I honestly have never seen a vtuber (or even utaite) have to address when a cover is coming out every single day they're live, several times a stream...

>>17890700
ike got 2 days of no stream this week, i wonder if they had to change something if its just delayed for the MV and stuff

>>17890719
Yes

>>17890609
Yeah, he just comes across as your average porn-addicted male anime fan to me. Seeing one too many Astolfo memes warped his brain chemistry or something.

>>17889672

pomu is not going back, her maid outfit even has an original hairstyle option if she ever gets tired of the pigtails

>>17890577
I feel bad the artist drama stalled the growth on this. It’s a cute cover

>>17890700
How is he lukewarm tho

>>17890180
>shota

So what happened to the whole Vox talking to someone afk during the amogus collab thing?

>>17890747
>Astolfo memes warped his brain
I swear this happens too often and its the result of people taking memes too seriously, we live in a generation that HAS to be right all the time after all

>>17890749
she might go back for handcam streams so she can use the gloves, but she'll most likely forget.

Is there any way for Pomu to ask Ichiso to add glasses to her outfit? It's too good

>>17890810
He has talked about living with several people multiple times before, on stream, openly. If you're a unicorn for him I suggest you get help.

>>17890641
If you want to see her being cute and enthusiastic about her favourite anime while watching it alongside her then its great. You get tons of content for your money. She just did a 9hr membership marathon watchalong a few days ago. If you have no interest in that then she does still try to mix it up with some zatsudan sometimes with some small bit of singing thrown in and she has played games with chat once.

>>17890815
>I swear this happens too often and its the result of people taking memes too seriously, we live in a generation that HAS to be right all the time after all
Fuck society

>>17890843
I want to fuck Society man's voice

Luca doesn't go to the gym... he's probably pretty lean, huh.

>>17890246
>his mom made him do poledancing classes as a small child under the age of 10
What the fuck?

Selen...

>>17890891

>>17890375
Filled with tumors?

And now I wait until the next Selen and Pomu Collab

How the fuck do you do planks without your feet touching the ground?

>>17890888
And ballet. There's a reason everyone thought he was gay at first. He's the natural byproduct of a man being raised by a single mother.

>>17890888
It's true. He expressed wanting to learn how to dance as a kid, and the first thing his mom thought to do was toss him in poledancing class. I get that it's a type of dance that strengthens your core but a child should not be doing that, especially in some poorfag area that was probably sketchy as fuck considering he was a foodstamp kid. His mom is pretty crazy regardless.

>>17890450
Hate to break it to you but someone who enjoys crossdressing isn't 100% straight. Most ppl aren't, anyways. It's just the matter of admitting it or not. Espeically if we are talking about someone who requested a femboy (he never called himself a shota) vtuber model. As he said so himself, he's self conscious about not looking attractive and homosexual wouldn't be interested in him irl.

luca is a calisthenics bro instead of gym bro

>>17890577
Wait, I just noticed
>P丸様
Oh, that's why the style felt familiar

2 SCOOPS???

if you think rosemi is a side character i couldnt imagine how boring the story u have in ur head is. in fact ur story is so poorly written and cringe that you should kill urself, NOW.

>>17890935

I don't get it Luca

>>17891027
But side characters are usually more fun and interesting than the MC

>>17890682
Considering Elira's throw passive skill this might actually happen

>>17890699
Unhinged Shubert soon...

>>17890962
Ballet's fine, that's a normal kind of dance for a kid to learn, even if it's weirder for a boy.
But the fact that the poledancing classes were even accepting kids that young is concerning.

Reminder that months ago we got all schedules sunday but now we get them mostly on monday. I hate this shit

>>17890965
>someone who enjoys crossdressing isn't 100% straight
I think there is a world of difference between "enjoys wearing skirts" and "enjoys the sight of naked men". I mean think of it this way, you're attracted to women, you think their looks are cute, you begin to fetishize said looks enough to want to imitate them yourself. There's nothing inherently homosexual about that even if it is, y'know, faggy.

>>17891103
10 or so years ago it was mostly the only dance taught to kids in a class that wasn't attached to theater or singing, so it makes more sense for a kid to do ballet than fucking poledancing.

>>17891125
That's just because they take their fans for granted.

>>17891125
luca mentioned staff-san is off on weekends. was this like this before?

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1490602356869849091

Luca......
He's strong

>>17890863
He's skinnyfat

How come there are so many fun streams every single day, but in the middle of the night I feel like my day was empty and a rush of melancholy runs over me?

>>17891199

>>17891241
Don't put a horrible mental image like that in my head ever again.

>>17890965
>Hate to break it to you but someone who enjoys crossdressing isn't 100% straight.
Nah. Obviously there's an association, if nothing else because obviously the types who accept crossdressing and being gay are mostly overlapping, but it's also just a thing one can enjoy doing.
And really, I'd trust a guy who crossdresses and says he's 100% straight more than a regular straight dude, since there's no way he hasn't seriously thought about his sexuality.

>>17891241
He said his stomach is toned in Nina's drunk space though, but not enough to have visible abs

>>17891252
Dopamine overdose.

>>17890682
She'd probably throw if it was the other way around knowing her. Threw Rosemi's quiz when she was winning too hard, threw the Mario Kart tournament when she was winning too hard, threw chess against Hada because she had an unfair amount of extra knowledge of how to play.

>>17891252
because there are no streams to distract you from this soul-sucking board

Luca is blackmailing me into being his sex slave lets gooo

That's how mafia works...

>>17891269
Then he has a femboy body, I bet his little tummy would look nice with a thick load on it

Why the hell is he using his inhaler so much IM CONCERNING!

>>17891199
>millie gives herself an ulcer

Anyone else start playing games because someone streamed it?
I now play:
Colorful stage - Petra and Elira
Master Duel - Rosemi

>>17891252
There are many reasons that this could be happening. Using vtubers to distract yourself from real problems is one of them, and it could be causing this feeling of melancholy.

>>17891325
Hot

>>17891252
You know what this means? You're almost unlocking the parasocial relationship techtree anon

>>17891252
Unironic mentally illness.

hes vaping

>>17891359
this is like the 4th time...

>>17891375
not really a game but I started going to the gym again because of Rosemi, I thought to myself that she wouldn't like it if I didn't take care of myself and if I lived like a slob.

>>17891359
im sure he knows how to handle his asthma

>>17891164
>>17891268
Of course you don't turn homo just for wearing a dress. But it's is pretty homo if deep down inside you want to be sexualized as a femboy.

>>17891399
>Lifting for women
NGMI

>>17890965
while its not strictly similar, I see think you can compare it to how a lot of people have girls as their profile picture or their in-game avatars. That is usually from them liking girls (heterosexuality) and not them wanting to be girls and catfish guys (homosexuality) or whatever. If I will be staring at a character for 100 hours, I might as well just stare at a juicy female ass.

Also by you logic the female cosplayers who have been doing Luxiem are also gay, but I doubt that's the case.

>>17891359
it's just the weather, he's kind of dumb and doesn't realize too much humidity ain't good for him and there is probably a lot of allergens in the air so mix that with the humidity probably just kills his lungs. it's just that time of year in australia where it's both really humid but also really dusty

>Want to drink coffe
>Also want to go to sleep
How do I cope with this dilemma?

>>17891440
>Rosemi
>woman
uhmmm bud?

>>17891456
decaf!

>>17891437
Only if you want to be sexualized by men. Most sissy fetish type stuff is men being humiliated by their wives and forced into wearing women's clothing. It's degenerate but it doesn't have to be gay.

>>17891379
God, thats some fucking good art.

>>17891456
just masturbate to pomu, I always get a good night's sleep when I do that

>>17891456
get some decaf beans

for fucks sake, someone just play fallout already

>>17891466
>>17891491
Don't do this. Decaf is literally cancer juice.
Just drink coffee or don't. It doesn't matter.

>>17891375
Minecraft and Priconne
Thanks, Pomu

>>17891463
I would love if Rosemi had a cute little feminine penis under there but unfortunately that's not the case.

>>17891504
Selen showed interest but she have a long queue of game to finish first

EVEN THOUGH DARK DECEPTION IS A SHIT GAME, I ENJOY WATCHING ANYTHING BOSS DOES AND HEARING ANYTHING BOSS SAYS, ESPECIALLY THE JOKE AT THE END, A CLASSIC DEEZ NUTS THAT I FALL FOR EVERY TIME
EVERY DAY IS POG WHEN I HEAR HIS VOICE!

What if the next wave is mixed gendered?
3 girls 2 boys

>>17891125
Suck it up, buttercup.

>>17891541
then everyone would be happy

>>17891443
>female cosplayers who have been doing Luxiem are also gay, but I doubt that's the case
I've never met a female that cosplays men that isn't at least bi

>>17891456
Sounds like a you problem. I can have 4 cups the hour before bed and sleep like a baby

pog joke at the end boss! good night

now what

>>17891524
it's called a stamen

>>17891589
VODs.

>>17891443
The amount of female cosplaying male characters is way higher than male cosplaying as females. You can't really compare them like that sister.

>>17891589
VOD reps!

>>17891589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_-negbB1hU

>>17891564
That's actually true, most of them cosplay with their gfs unironically.

Does anyone here believes sex is real?

>>17891589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYJIN3SGMZA

>>17891626
toaw...

>>17891641
If sex is real, why hasn't it happened to me?

>>17891641

I just took a look at the numbers thread because of that OP pic. Is it true that the boys are reclining?

>>17891589
>apex
>valorant
>overwatch
it's time to sleep

Hide, don't reply.

>>17891541
more like 3 or 4 boys and 1 or 2 girls but either way win win for everyone

>>17891691
Yes, they're graduating soon.

>>17891656
I also have yet to see it.

>>17891691
Yes

>>17891589
Watch my inhouse wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDwYp5E5ow0

>>17891711
It was time for me to sleep five hours ago
Now I'll go to work sleep deprived

I like elira

>>17891510
No it doesn't. Benzene, which is carcinogenic is no longer used in the industry.

I like Selen

>>17891477
>Only if you want to be sexualized by men
We're still talking about Mysta? His community is 90% male. I don't think he had many female viewers other than his indie vtuber friends. The change in audience really put a limit on his humor, but I guess being in a corporate also change that.

Petra Gurin is the mastermind behind NijiEN

captcha: D000M

>>17891456
>saying 'no' to a delicious cup of coffee