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Are you alpha enough for your oshis, bros?!
>Post your oshi
>Post your dick
We'll judge if you deserve her

>> No.17873884

Women liking big dicks is a meme that only virgins take seriously. Four inches is enough.

>> No.17874011

>>17873884
Anon......

>> No.17874024

Kiara
6.5 inches

>> No.17874055

>>17873884
oh no no no no

>> No.17874141

>>17873884
Sorry about your dick size

>> No.17874241

You already posted my oshi, OP.
Six inches and pretty girthy. I've never had any complaints.
I love to eat pussy. I like to choke women and spank them. I think shibari is cool but I've never done it before. I like wax play as well.

>> No.17874357

>>17874024
>>17874241
Post it cowards

>> No.17874383
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>>17873884

>> No.17874519

>>17874357
No.

>> No.17875509

The fuck is this thread

>> No.17875554

Oshi: Calli
Dick: 12 cm

>> No.17875616

>>17875509
It's the oshi competition thread.

>> No.17875680

>>17873884
POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS 4 INCH SEANIGGER

>> No.17875782

Protip for anyone wooing their 2view oshi: If she's doing a valentine's stream: Don't go. Show up to the next stream. If she asks or the opportunity comes up, mention you were busy on Valentine's day.

>> No.17875798

>>17873674
Towa
Enough to poke her womb

>> No.17876062 [SPOILER] 
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17876062

Oshi: Risu
Dick: 13,5cm, girthy but not terribly so
In short. No way in hell I could ever please her. She's Hololive's biggest size queen.

this thread is gonna be banned for off topic btw

>> No.17876086

>>17873884
Based

>> No.17876095
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>>17873674
5.2 inches
Super skinny too sadly I wouldn’t be able to satisfy her

>> No.17876159

>>17876062
She's like 4 feet tall.

>> No.17876218

Marine certainly gves size queen energy

>> No.17876246

If 13,5cm is world's average and 7cm or less is clinically microdick, is 20cm the minimum for big?

>> No.17876342

>>17873884
OH NO NO NO NO NO SEAKEK?!

>> No.17877444

>>17876218
Marine gives my future wife energy.

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>>17873884
13cm
lotta girth so it might not fit on the first try

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>>17873674
13cm
lotta girth so it might not fit on the first try

>> No.17878374
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17878374

5 inches

>> No.17878440

>>17878374
pr

>> No.17878498

>>17878374
pretty girthy

>> No.17882866

>>17873674
>Marine
>6in
Trying to be more alpha in general. Working hard at my job and going to the gym every other day to get a well-muscled physique just like she likes. Love of this hag has improved my life about as much as getting a college degree did. I know it's just delusion on my part but getting big and earning more money is what I should be doing anyway.

>>17876218
It's her fat ass. She needs so much length just to achieve penetration.

>>17876246
You're thinking too much. 20cm is like, 2 standard deviations above the norm. In a normal distribution that'd be larger than 95% of all men. I'd say anything above 15cm/7 inches is officially big.

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>>17873884
How will SEAniggers recover?

>> No.17883488

>>17873884
anon...?

>> No.17883565 [SPOILER] 
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17883565

Kronii.

>> No.17883566

>>17873674
>oshi
subaru
>size
6 inches

>> No.17883568

>>17873674
Watame
6.5 inches (girthy)

>> No.17883601

Kronii
A bit over 17cm

>> No.17883747

>>17882866
I wish I had motivation like you. How do you do it?

>> No.17883853

>>17876246
microdicks are so small as to be medically abnormal but there's a whole range of "small" dicks between the world average and that 7cm cutoff so following that logic, 20cm would be significantly abnormally large but the point where someone would consider a penis "large" is somewhere between that and the average

>> No.17884016

>>17883747
Not them but I am also an ichimi. Learn to love yourself. Realize that you're capable of achieving the things you want in life given enough time and persistent effort. Try to become the person that your ideal partner deserves. Tell yourself that even if the specific person you have in mind doesn't come along that you're doing yourself a favor in the long run. Surrounding yourself with supportive and motivated people also helps.

>> No.17884088

>>17873674
Pekora
17 cm, 18 when I'm rock hard.

>> No.17884383

>>17883565
>jewcut
ew

>> No.17884480

>>17873674
Unless he's doing a bridge pose, that shadow makes no sense

>> No.17884705
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>>17873674
>All these dicklets itt
You fucks cant even satisfy an onahole

>> No.17884856

>>17884705
keep talking skinny penis, I've seen oreos with more length than you

>> No.17884979
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17884979

12cm
Is that small enough to be laughed at by Selen or have I hit the "smaller then average but not notable size" again?

>> No.17885134

Kiara
16~17cm.

>> No.17885196

Pizzadad.
16 cm.

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>>17873674
Laplus
7.1 inches

>> No.17885713

>>17884979
>Selen is rly short asian girl
>12cm IS average JP size
nah, cut it to 8cm

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gura
17cm/7in length, 15.5cm/6in girth
I think I'll please her tiny cunny just fine

>> No.17885861

>>17885358
What the fuck! Youll kill her!

>> No.17885871

Dam all you manlets are short im 6’3

>> No.17885939

>>17883565
nice anon

>> No.17885980

>>17885358
>all the way through

>> No.17885982

>>17885871
damn bro, you got the whole sitcom laughing

>> No.17886025

Why you niggers talking about dicks? You gay or sumfin?

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>>17873674
>>17874357
>post your dick
Are you seriously asking anonymous dudes on the internet to post their dick? Thats kinda gay man even if its for my oshi, my dick is for her eyes only. The /homo/ thread is just two pages on your right.

>> No.17886449

>>17885713
>Tiny as a kid, wish I was taller.
>Hit puberty, now I want strong women, wish I stay small.
>Finish growing, exactly average woman size, 50% of women are smaller then me, fuck.
>Now I find out even my penis is average small. FUCK
I'm living in a fucking comedy film over here.

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>>17886449
>I used to think that my life was a [SERIUOS] vtuber clip. But then I realize, it's a Hololive funny moments and memes #14

>> No.17888189

>>>/soc/

>> No.17888532

Kiara, 21 cm

>> No.17888609

>>17876218
eh, not particularly.

>> No.17888642

>Tenma from Phase Connect
>16cm
Im sorry, Tenma. He's not macho enough for you

>> No.17888690

>>17874024
>>17885134
>>17888532
Kiarabros…we won

>> No.17888777

Lamy
Don't have a dick

>> No.17888831

>>17888777
Ok titty size then.

>> No.17888894

>>17876218
>>17882866
>>17888609 (You)
she's like, 4' 11", doesn't seem like it would take much to be big for her.

>> No.17888899

>>17873674
Fauna
6.5"x6.5" circ

>> No.17889057

>>17888831
A. With this size difference Lamy would fucking knock me out with her boobs

>> No.17889255

>>17888777
You will never be a woman, tranny

>> No.17889505

>>17889057
post em

>> No.17889682

>>17889505
I'm inclined to agree with this anon

>> No.17892121

Bump

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>>17873884

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