/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura

shark

>>17827073
>order KU100 for Valentines ASMR stream
>order gets fucked up, won't arrive in time
>too lazy to think of anything else to do
>decide to just cancel stream and spend time with BF
>pretend to be sick for a week to sell it

im not an anti but this is the narrative they would probably use. no i will not take my meds, i keep my schizophrenia in check most times.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>17827365
i miss you little shork

>>17827373
Lex puts more effort into avoiding streams than she does streaming. What a diligent villain.

I bet Gura smells like various fruits and sweat

What kind of "soft candy" do you think Gura was eating?

What number "Gura has the coof for real this time guys" loop is this one? 3?4? I remember at least 2.

>>17827569
you can get it over and over

>>17827569
She caught all the variants.

>>17827565
laffy taffy strawberry

>>17827513
i bet she smells like those cheap "perfumes" in spray and sweat

>be gura
>stream video game
>joke about domestic abuse
>try to kiss with all the girls in the game
>eat pudding
>fart
>go to bed

>>17827671
Timestamp for the fart?

>>17827671
how's she so perfect, bros

>>17827671
The perfect girl!

>>17827671
Perfect

>>17827662
Disney store used to (and maybe still does?) sell a bunch of character-themed perfumes, I bet Gura would be all about those
I couldn't handle the combination of Gura smelling like my Disney perfume-wearing high school crush

Sorry vtros, this is all my fault. I gave gura coof because I refuse to wear a mask, cause masks are for faggots. Also she isn't really sick and is just faking it so we can go on a date and fuck for valentines day
Also shocked no one picked up on gura saying
>I want you to spit on me
with the lunch lady, cause she likes when I spit on her

>>17827876
Goodnight buddy.

>>17827373
>decide to just cancel stream and spend time with BF
Yeah, me.

>>17827313
me too!

>>17827876
oyasame

>>17827373
If she does I'll find her address, send her a package from a secret admirer, and it will have flowers, and chocolates in it, but the chocolates will have laxatives in them.

>>17827671
shes perfect...

>>17828326
Gura isn't dumb enough to eat suspicious package chocolate, right? Right...?

>>17827513
I bet she smells like baby powder, and a dirty diaper.

>>17827702
hahaha, just curious you know. it's not like im into farts or something haha.
so can i get that timestamp?

>>17828397
Anon...

>>17828480
do u think Gura gets embarrassed when she farts live on stream??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of Gura passing gas while she looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the gas smells like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell her gas.

send her your healing energy chumbuds

>>17828326
if she got a package she'd probably graduate, stop streaming, and move houses

Gurass

>>17828397
We know her manager will send food back, but if you by pass the manager, and made Gura feel like she had a secret admirer I bet she would eat it.

>>17827702
>>17828480
Give me an hour and I’ll time stamp it for you anons.

>>17828397
Oh chocolate!

>>17827565
She said "mango juice, chocolate pudding, and chocolates" at the beginning of the stream, so assuming that they're chewing candies that are chocolate then maybe toffee

>>17828716
As long as it seemed like an innocent person with a crush on her, and you made sure not to make her think it was from a stalker, chumcreep or anything hololive she might find it cute.

>>17828326
Don't send flowers. Just send chocolates, and try to make the package look like an Amazon package. She might think she got someone else's package by mistake.

>>17828803
Oh, nyo chumbuds I'm shitting my pants can't stream right now. tummy hurt can't stream right now.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>17827671
>joke about domestic abuse
timestamp for that? I remember it was within the first 30 mins

>>17828966

>>17828863
retard

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17828863
Nobody in her position would think it's an "innocent crush" and not some stalker. Especially her, being the giant mess of anxiety and nervousness that she is

>>17828397
She went back to eating the vegan meat. She forgets things as much as she forgets how many games she's failed to finish which I think has to be over 20 at this point.

>>17828881
I mean if it is around Valentine's day, and make it seem like someone in her area with a crush on her, and sent her a Valentine's day gift I think she would take it.

>>17829173
I'm not sure how it works in SEA, but in NA nobody fucking does that. She'd immediately know it's a stalker.

>>17829173
You need to be at least 18 to post here.

are the chinks going to retaliate for the Bully stream?

>>17829264
You ever hear of anxiety you fucking seaniggers? People with that tend to do it a lot, unlike where you live people don't commonly send bombs in the fucking mail.

>there are people here who legitimately think that "secret admirer" shit is still seen in modern society as romantic and not creepy as fuck
Jesas

>>17829319
Okay, then get out of here. Being underage is against the rules.

>>17829449
Dude, nobody fucking secretly delivers packages to peoples houses for Valentines day. What fucking planet do you live on?
And do you really think somebody with anxiety and nervousness on her level with thousands of doxxers would be okay with that?

>>17829470
>tfw i used to get secret admirer letters
>now a hikki in love with internet shark girl
And yes, those girls were creepy.

>>17829470
I mean it is if you don't live in the hood. It's more of a rich person thing.

>>17829560
in what, middle school?

How was the stream

>>17829602
Middle school and high school. If you're quiet but decent looking, people will see you as mysterious and cool even if you're just a boring autist.

>>17829470
I tried that shit during middle school. I got made fun of it all the way until college.

>>17829639
Yeah that's what I thought. Do you really fucking think adults that aren't mentally ill would do that?

>>17829326
stop worrying too much, its not the first time she showed taiwan flag
>>17829625
game crashed too much, but she had fun

>>17829625
see >>17828307

>>17829538
It's not even nervousness, the implication that there is somebody you don't know who knows you, knows where you live, knows your online identity and obsesses over you will stress out anybody.

>>17829706
Exactly. It's incredibly creepy regardless, but being in her position the creep factor goes up a million times since it could implicate that her address was leaked

The seaniggers are clipping the geography segment.

>>17829765
You act as Gura would get give a shit about any of that when she has chocolate in front of her.

>>17829872
Shork brain jokes aside, she's not completely retarded.

>>17829942
Sharks go into a feeding frenzy. Gura would only think about it after eating it, and the box, and the flowers.

I slept through today's stream, why am I so worthlessly stupid

>>17829862
She didn't do any worse that any average american. Other than Taiwan "yab", I don't see how this is all that unexpected or clippable. There were way better moments in that stream.

>>17830051
>She didn't do any worse that any average american
except for not knowing where korea is, but you're right about there being much better moments

>>17829862
it really would be convenient if they manage to scrape together a few spammers. maybe gura would finally get some chat moderation for a while and it would raise the urgency of blocking the spam membership rollout.

Would you rather clean up Gura after she pissed herself or change her soggy diaper?

>>17830044

>>17830119
Fresh pissy cunny is preferable.

>>17830091
I guarantee you, average burger has no knowledge of shape or location of either Koreas. They only know that North Korea is totalitarian and bad, and South Kore is where Samsung is.

Well, guess we were due for a new chinese arc

>>17830144
Both are fresh one is just contained better than the other.

>>17829862
her comment section is turning into a mess (latest comments). Many are being retards and overuse the social credit meme jesas

>>17827288
No one loves us as much as she does.

>>17830161
huh, I assumed the average burger knows because I live in burgerland and assumed it's common knowledge

>>17830091
https://youtu.be/tDQ4xamIKnM
It has been clipped and I think the KR bros are cool about it base on the comments

>>17830263
noo my mom does

>>17830278
Congratulations on being an above average burger.

>>17830051
The math class segment would be just as good for dumb shark jokes, they're trying to start shit.

Oh nyo here she comes. Help save Gura! All you have to do to save Gura is type your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back. QUICK SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!

>>17830051
dude she didn't know where south korea is..

>>17830093
>it would raise the urgency of blocking the spam membership rollout
This. Honestly hoping for a little chink out cause that's the only thing that would get membership gifting disabled (if you can disable it)

well, if the VOD goes down, here's the infohash for a magnet:
b8a919827337d946c0d394dcef9d69d4110550f4

I've started leaving comments more and more lately, it's nice to think about Gura reading them.

>>17830408
thanks

>>17830278
the average american doesn't even know where the states in their own country is..

>>17829862
Literally every EN clipper is a SEAnigger, so to be expected

>>17830398
Fubuki already had to deal with this within a few minutes of the membership gifting going live for her. Hopefully between that and the feedback from other holos they are allowed to turn them off, if youtube provides the option

i can't believe that Gura caught the homocron

I don't really care about the flag thing and you shouldn't either, it's part of a game unlike in the dragon's case where it was on a graph and slideshow she made. Chill and forget about it.

Have a cute goop goop.

>>17830356
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

XX-XX

XXX

>>17830408
I got a magnet off my fridge, but it does not seem to be decoding the link it's just kind of fucking with my screen. Why is it not working?

>>17830542
anon you need to degauss

>>17830533
oh nice it auto censors it

>>17830532
>it was on a graph and slideshow she made
chinks really think this

>>17830408
I'm really not expecting anything to happen but thanks anyways

>>17830365
Not a single average burger gives a fuck about geographical location of South Korea. I guarantee you.

>>17830488
Let's be honest when YouTube adds gift memberships there is no why cover will let them turn it off. If twitch I taught us one thing it's is that autisticfags will throw money all over the place when given the chance.

>>17830660
its not like it's hard to remember. peninsula near china and japan, there's only one.

>>17830701
Multiple holos already complaining about it makes me confident they won't force the girls to keep it on, especially since they know memberships on youtube are a different experience than a twitch sub
>autisticfags will throw money all over the place when given the chance
I don't get this argument, the people that already superchat are the ones that will gift subs, so they will still be spending the same amount of money. I doubt there will be a noticeable increase in overall donations because of it, this just seems like a change youtube is making to be more like twitch.

>>17830701
Eh, Superchats already exist and pretty much pull form the same sources of money, so I could see COVER letting each Holo decide for themselves.

>>17830741
People only remember the shape of China because they show it in the news every time Xi makes a fart, everything else evaporated from their heads right after high school ended and they don't have to think about it anymore.

>>17830741
https://youtu.be/-ugJZhL-cbc
I am sure gura did better than 90% of burgers

>>17830295
My mom also thinks I'm skinny despite literally being well overweight for my age and height.
Moms think different.

>>17830286
they love the dumb american shark so It's fine

>>17829470
its devotion more than anything

>>17830909
To be fair, these segments pull the biggest retards out of all the people they quiz so they can get in their comedy value. Gura's geographic knowledge is still pretty much the burger standard.

when did gura fart?

>>17830834
Just the mere thought that country name spammers and the "SAY X" or "DO X" people will be in memberships will be enough to ruin the feeling of comfiness.

>>17829862
just dislike, ignore the channel, ignore the cheap bait and tell others to do the same, should filter itself

>>17831015
In my face about 5 minutes ago

>>17830834
You understand the power of autism since "gifting" gives those people the "I'm a good person" feeling there will likely be a lot more money going into cover's pocket.
Maybe we will get lucky, and both YouTube, and cover will let them turn it off, but I have little faith in both. (especially on the YouTube side.)

for a long time whenever I tried to find South Korea on a map I'd immediately zoom in on Vietnam, it just always seemed 'right' that it would be that big peninsula south of China. it still seems weird sometimes that it's east of China, so close to Japan, and so tiny in size

>>17831121
>Youtube
>gibing people options
rumao

>>17831015
A minute ago, she sat on my lap and fart intentionally. I am disciplining her right now.

>>17831126
Japan and Korea hate each other so obviously they have to be close. That's how I remember.

>>17831126
It's easy to remember. Just remember Japan sailed there over there easy, and took over half the country before China stopped them.

>>17831179
Did she shit herself yet from those chocolate's with laxatives in them yeah, me gave her?

>>17831126
Yeah, I also got Vietnam confused with South Korea in middle school.

What was cut from Gura's stream? The VOD length is shorter

>>17831528
Quick check the flag part.

>>17831554
nvm I'm just dumb

>>17831342
She didn't eat them. But she fed all of them to Chubi and I think that little fuck is dying. Good job anon

>>17831528
nothing. the VOD is 03:10:21 and my recording is 03:10:21.

>>17831577
Wait, please tell me you mean Chibidoki, and not the cat right? Cats can't have chocolate Gura should know this.

Everything Gura does is amazingly cute, I don't know how she does it.

>>17831642
That's why I said Chubi is dying. Shork brain huhaha.

looted this off a dude, any improvements before I use it like this?

>>17831746
R.I.P chibidoki her pants will never not be shitted again.

Gurass

>>17832335
one more month.. one more month and we will have this in full 3D

>>17832367
She won't do it. She'll tease us about it relentlessly, but she won't actually do it.

>>17830515
She's going to be even dumber...

>>17832451
Yeah I felt like that when I got the neu-coof. But now that I'm better the autism is stronger than ever.

>>17832451
Hope it doesn't fuck her voice. Or her sense of smell.

I want 3D gura so badly bros, is just isn't fair

>>17832580
It'll only wreck her voice if it hits her lungs extremely hard, very small chance though and she's probably vaxxed

Does Gura wear her glasses while streaming? The Apex stream would suggest that Ame doesn't always wear hers because she had to go get them. During the Serious Sam stream Gura was saying she couldn't see shit on the screen. Is she that fucking blind with the glasses on or do the girls not wear their glasses to prevent it from fucking with the rigging/app?

Look at this dilweed.

>>17832643
Who knows. She only says her eyesight is bad sometimes.

>>17832643
idk so many use glasses that i can't tell which one doesnt

How do the girls always get sick all the time? I only got 1 J&J vax ever and other than that time I got swine flu in high school and bronchitis in high school (both of which did not stop me from attending school) I think every respiratory illness I got I got rid of in like 48 hours at most. Usually just slept 14 hours and it was gone. Like every time I thought I might have had coof I was literally fine a day or 2 later after a long nap

>>17832643
Someone told her to put her glasses on and she snapped back "no", so she at least doesn't all of the time.

>>17832867
lol when was this

>>17832643
Funny enough I didn't know Ame wore glasses before that stream.
As for Gura, while I don't know if she uses glasses or not I think the game had very tiny text so maybe that's why it was hard, she was reading the chat just fine too.

>>17832867
Fuck, I don't even remember anymore. Early last year sometime, I think.

I hope she's okay. I love her. Goodnight.

>>17832858
She's not sick she's just preparing an excuse to not stream on Valentine's Day lol

>>17832910
meant for >>17832889

>>17832919
Yea to spend time with her BF (me)

>>17832899
reading chat fine doesn't mean anything, she could pump the text size up huge

>>17832918
shark dreams.

>>17832910
That never happened.

>>17832858
i didnt get sick in 16 years, only the fucking covid twice this and last year but since i follow all the recommendation it didnt hit me hard, then i got this girl friend who get sick all the time like 3 or 4 times a year (always is respiratory) but she is also quite frail. Some people is build different.

https://youtu.be/ysm_eZW-urw?t=5498

Why is Gura like this...

please dont miss the very unsubtle HERposting chumbies

>>17832889
Never, either than anon is a schizo who no longer separates reality from his made up delusions, or he's just trolling.

>>17827569
Hopefully it's just psychosomatic. One of my friends who was previously infected and vaxxed was in contact with relatives carrying omicoof. He said he could feel that he was getting sick and then the negative test came back and suddenly he felt better.
There's even a case study on a particularly severe case of this in a Japanese man.

>>17833071
The game did have her spraying green gas on a plant called crapulus maximus.

I did find this where Gura responds to the FBK glasses copypasta and says she wants half-rimmed blue glasses:
https://youtu.be/ncKLgF54EBU?t=9923
But obviously that never happened. lol.

>>17833071
I want to beat Gura on her tookus

>>17827702
>>17828480
>>17828787
https://youtu.be/ysm_eZW-urw?t=1774

Sorry it took me a while but here it is.For about 4 seconds Gura seems to move around in her chair as someone that is trying to suppress a fart does, then we hear the fart sound, but it could just be her chair.

>>17833071
you just know that purple gas were gura and calli farts huhaha

>>17827569
This is the first time she alluded to it being the coof. The other times were people speculating

Gura should eat real meat like my dick

>>17833329
That was definitely the game because it sounded like it came from the right in the distance. Sounds like a stock sound effect too

>>17833335
People are still speculating here

i hope that Gura doensn't actually get sick bros... she has nobody to take care of her, that makes worried af, last time she vanished for a whole week after saying she was feeling bad i couldn't even eat properly and had nightmares. please feel better Gura

>>17833329
How the hell do you even pick up on that while watching the stream? Are you just actively listening for fart noises?
That sounds in game though from the shitty bell sound

>>17833329
If Gura thought she was going to fart she would have muted like she does when she farts on stream, a regular occurence.

>>17833400
No they aren't she literally said "I came into contact with someone" and "it could be a bad one this time", that could only mean covid and nothing else these days.

>>17833329
Brapfags are extremely desperate, huh.
Protip: her mic doesn't even pick up her cat when she points it directly in Chubi's face, it won't pick up her chair or her farts.
At this point you should be aware of how paranoid she is about letting doxfags and schizos hear or see anything unintended.

>>17833443
She literally said "Did someone just fart?" anon. How could you miss it?

>>17833333
Wasted quints, kill yourself fartfag

>>17833473
new mics filter all those sounds but you can still ear her burp

>>17833484
I didn't get that far into the timestamp to hear that part

>>17833535
Timestamp for the burp?

>>17833535
There's never been a time where you hear her burp. The most we've ever gotten were stomach noises

>>17833473
>At this point you should be aware of how paranoid she is about letting doxfags and schizos hear or see anything unintended.

Her old mic could pick up her old chair sounds back when she did the member burger stream, also how would a fucking fart dox Gura?

>asks if we're proud of us for not eating candy
>still eats pudding and now candy today
At least she's still avoiding energy drinks...

>>17833571
Never. This thread is full if bait. At best you could hear her stomach growling, but even that's pretty much gone since she tightened noisegate in her mic settings.
>>17833638
She long since changed her mic settings so you never hear anything except her voice.

>>17833661
You hear her kicking her little feet and banging stuff all the time.

Enough with this braps talk

>>17833690
In your schizo imagination, maybe.

>>17833715
Better then diaper talk.

>>17833473
>>17833661
>and schizos hear or see anything unintended.
you can literally hear her drooling like 20 times per stream so I guess she really wants the schizos and dox fags to hear that she fucking drools all the god damn time. I guess we are all going to find out she has a retainer and or Invisalign

>>17833720
You either need to buy better headphones or get your hearing checked out, deaf-chama.

>>17833571
https://youtu.be/txUVTMzyKsM?t=6772

>>17833654
>he doesnt know

>>17833638
>how would a fucking fart dox Gura?
triangulation of the sound waves based on how they bounce around her environment

>>17833720
You could totally hear her slamming the fuck out of her desk at one point, either because she fucked up the game or it crashed or both

>>17833748
You need to take your meds first.

>>17833731
Oh nyooo

>>17833773
i get it i get it
she slammed the desk because she farted! OMEGALUL

>>17833720
I can always hear her smacking her desk and dropping stuff on the floor.. earlier in the week when she was doing leg ups while sitting you could hear her hit her toes iirc

>>17833715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysm_eZW-urw&t=7600
Do you volunteer?

>>17833661
I remember back in like 2020 she used to be scared of her neighbors being picked up on the mic

>>17833329
>>17833396
>>17833443
>>17833473
Couldn't this fart just be proven fake by someone that has the Bully game no stream and search the sound files for fart?

>>17833822
Get out of here diaperfag you guys ruined scat doujin.

>>17833773
>>17833828
Yeah, when she makes enough noise it will get through.
>>17833888
It would reinforce evidence of /ggg/'s absolute level of autism more than anything.

>>17833638
>Her old mic
anon....

>>17833749
>hi my name is chat and I'm hearing exactly what I wanna hear whether or not it's actually true, I don't care, because I'm still gonna hear what I wanna hear.
kek

>>17827513
well she drinks monsters... so i bet she smells a bit like a green monster energy drink

>>17833959
well, if not my bad then but it sounds like a burp

>>17834092
It is a burp. She's gaslighting you.

>>17833977
She drinks red bull now, but stopped a while ago

>>17834116
She said she's onto coffee now. She drank espresso during the stream.

>>17830286
kr bros love her because she tries to speak korean from time to time, and she's not a japanese pig. and of course skoreans wouldn't care about taiwan/china bullshit.

>>17833977
>>17834116
>>17834151
She talked about coffee pods so she must have got herself one of those nice coffee machines.

>>17833888
>search the sound files for fart
I'd like to think people here aren't THAT autistic, but I've been proven wrong many times

>>17834194
why do you people speculate so much instead of just watching streams for fucks sake

>>17834194
watch streams.. she's literally talked about her fancy coffee machine on 3 separate occasions

Okay, guys let's flip everything on its head.
What if you pissed your pants, Gura mating pressed you, Gura rape corrected you, you shit your pants, someone bullied you, you were crying, and Gura made you wear a diaper? What then?

>>17834342
mating press

>>17834151
She said she is on my sperm now. She drank a can of it today

>>17834342
I'd question why Gura didn't put the diaper on before I pissed and shit my pants.

>>17834342
That sounds like heaven

has Gura ever talked about doing a collab with Roberu? I think they would be cute together

>>17834382
That is why Gura made you wear a diaper. Because you piss, and shit yourself.

>>17834430
Fair enough. She's the expert.

>>17834428
go back globalfag >>17834399

>>17834428
Gura is cute with literally everybody though. She's cheating when it comes to cuteness.

>>17834453
Just the usual baiter ignore him

FARTFAGS SCATFAGS DIAPERFAGS GET OUT
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DISGUSTING, ONLY PISS IS ALLOWED HERE

>>17834453
>globalfag
I can't believe that's a thing.
/hlgg/ posters are of the highest rank when it comes to /vt/ posting. We're the highest quality and the fastest thread on here. Splitfags should learn some respect

>>17834479
Gura isn't allowed in her own thread. What is /ggg/ coming to.

>>17834479
But Gura is a diaperfag are you saying she is not allowed here in her own thread?

>>17834479
based. I'll drink piss, but everything else is yucky

>>17834428
Ask her in her superchat just like the last time

>>17834566
You would drink piss, but Gura's diaper is yucky?

>>17834479
Gura is literally all those things though? Plus Hard vore, she's literally perfect.....

>>17834610
If there's shit in it, yeah. I'm only sucking the piss out of it if there's only piss in there.

>>17834501
>>17834522
>>17834566
>>17834610
I just realized is Gura grooming us into liking the very things that made 3D girls disgusting....

>>17834652
I WILL BE GROOMED INTO A DEGENERATE BY MY SHARKWIFE AND I WILL LIKE IT. Probably won't find shit sexy though. Just funny, like Gura does.

I have to wake up at 5AM tommorow

>>17834685
>Probably won't find shit sexy though. Just funny, like Gura does.

That's how it starts anon....

>>17834703
why did grug make gra spin on her head

>>17834652
Nah, diapers are cute.

>>17834651
You don't eat da poopoo unless your a faggot. If it is brown you just change Gura.

>>17834652
>liking the very things that made 3D girls disgusting
I'll like anything, as long as it comes out of Gura's body

>>17834703
It's almost 11pm anon
You should hurry to bed!

Anybody else getting twitter notification about random jp cosplayers and erotic women I only follow gura miko dudul ame and shouu on twitter

>>17834703
What time zone you in? That is like ten minutes away for me.

>>17834840
Indog

>>17834806
My whole Twitter is Japanese because I follow all of the Holos, some of their mamas and papas, and then artists who get retweeted that I like.
I can't read any of it.

>>17834703
6 am tomorrow here

>>17834298
>>17834320
how about you two fight eachother while I watch

I was not really fond of Q at first but the more I listen to it the more I like it

>>17835267
It's not a bad song, I think people mostly dislike it here because Mori is in it which I guess fair enough.
Personally I wish the song itself was like a minute longer, it feels too short.

>>17835267
To be fair it is a catchy song, and most people here rate the song above average if you take the poal result seriously.

>>17833333
>lean gas
Genius.

I need another ARK stream next week so I can get more shit related Gura clips.

Do burgers not know about cricket bat?

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GOOMBA!!!

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

The chinks on gura's twitter tag are currently disappointed about what happened. but they said its her lack of education that this thing happened

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

Gura thoughts

>>17838765
i think gura a lot

Thoughts?

>>17838807
Would Gura like her?

>>17827288
80s gura i like it

>>17838807
Repugnant facial structure.

>>17838807
Would do.

>>17838765
Imagine thinking of something other than Gura lmao

>>17829862
I will protect her.

>>17838807
Disgusting 3D

>>17838298
mating press

many thanks to whoever made this

>>17839197
I can appreciate the MV made her so unambiguously flat that I don’t think I’ve seen a single artist give her breasts

>>17832919
stfu we had snow storms recently in her state and even im getting sick which is rare

>>17839622
The unambiguously best thing that [Q] did

>>17839660
cope

UwU
I did an oopsie in my diapew, anon~

Do they plan on adding captions to「Q」?

>>17839471
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>17830660
I know where south korea is because that's where my SC2 ladder friends be from.

>>17840055
my queen

>>17829862
Why do people act like even mentioning Taiwan is yab? It's only yab to the insectoids when you call it a country.

do chinks plans to make a move to our queen shark?

>>17839471
This is...

>>17838907
gura isnt asian

>>17838653
so its all good?

>>17839471
gooping in goop goop's gooper!

>>17833473
There is proof of vtubers farting tho.

comfy shrimp stream today

Good morning chumbuds. I got sick

>>17840518
That's a lie. Vtubers don't fart, poop or piss. They merely emulate and fake those sounds to seem more relatable.

>>17840690
Feel better, chumbud!

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17840690
FEEL BETTER CHUMBUD.

Sad that we won't get more Bully. Expecting ARK anf Minecraft next week though.

>>17840690
FEEL BETTER CHUMBUD

>>17840769
>Minecraft
No I don't think so

>>17840866
She didn't play Minecraft at all last month (Apart from Disney) so it's coming sooner or later. Perhaps even today

>>17840690
FEEL BETTER CHUMBIE

>>17840861
>>17840742
>>17840733
You guys are sweet, gura would definitely Love you

>>17840974
You too!

Gurass

>>17841127
TuT

>>17841127
uoh

>>17840690
Get some rest bud

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA!

>>17841906
Commodore Gosling will open Japan's borders so his shark wife can have a proper 3D debut.

>>17833749
Thigh drum 20 seconds before this timestamp TuT

>>17840206
Chinks have no power against American chuuba
Chinks are already very hated in America

So is the member lock happening right now? Just try to join Gura's membership but unable to.

>>17842168
I guess?
Members content is still available, watching watson's members stream from yesterday right now.
I don't know how it would affect us besides being unable to become a member.

>>17842168
I can still access membership streams and stuff which I thought they said would be unavailable while they did that

can you guys post gura talking about stuffing (you) into a locker? where did that come from?

>>17842270
pretty sure member stuff still works you just cant become one

>>17842291
i think that was from member borgar asmr

im one of the grayfags she shamed into membership, does she stream membership at the same hours as her regular streams or is it more flexible?

Gura knows about my country

>>17842437
Usually the same time as her normal streams

yes I am a real chumbie
yes I love gura just as much if not more than membershrimps
no I cannot watch guras member stream today
no it is not fair
yes i will hire a shrimp to be an insider for me, downloading her member streams to send to me

what if goop goop had two massive futa shark cocks and she pegged you with them

>>17842644

>>17842613
Greys BTFO.

>>17842644
god i wish

>>17842644
Is that what's going on here?
>>17842362

>>17842613
Shrimps get to watch the stream live, making sure the chat has a minimally acceptable quality. Grays get to wait a few weeks until a magnet is posted somewhere.
They pay a small monetary price, we pay a small temporal price. It's as fair as it can be.

>>17842821
No, they are just hugging really passionately. Gura's cocks are only for me.

>>17840690
oh nyo

>>17842851
your temporal price does not support gura though, graynigger

What if she doesn't wake up today...

>>17842968
I know. All greys are parasites, that's undeniable.
The difference is that graybuds are harmless and grayniggers are harmful.
Although the current state of affairs does not allow me to fund my oshi, I can refrain from throwing my plebeian bullshit at her chat. It's good enough for now.

>>17843185
Nice thumbnail

Heard Gura got sick so try to join member today to check thing out.
Still don't know if it's the master card or the member lock said NO.

>>17843221
alright graybud. at least take solace in knowing that gura tends to read gray chats more than shrimp chats

>>17843362
I will not take shoelace.

Nasty.
https://youtu.be/ysm_eZW-urw?t=1574

>>17843410
>solace
Fix.
Dislexia pls andstand

>>17843360
When did they say the member lock start again ?

>>17843463
I can save her

https://twitter.com/saysay44444/status/1490343259088244736

>>17843479

>>17843667
Good artist.

>>17843733
Will she be able to stream for members today?

>>17843733
no... please...

>>17843845
That's a good question, maybe she forgot that migration would happen 7th JST / 6th PST/EST.

>>17843845
>>17843906
The members stream will start at 7am jst

>>17843845
Pretty sure she have 3 hours before migration

>>17843987
Nice.

>>17827671
The girl of my dreams

>>17838298
FEEL BETTER GURA

Gura's roommate has a girlfriend

>>17844819
yea me

>>17844819
yeah, me

>>17844819
Yeah, i'm her girlfriend(male)

Kiss

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17844851
>he thinks Gura likes men
Bro she talked about how much she loves beating women last night. She is clearly a lesbian.

>>17843463
>>17843496
I do that she doesnt need to be saved.

>>17844981
Rest day

>>17845027
>Bro she talked about how much she loves beating women last night.

Obviously she is Mormon and I will convert to have a harem with her as my head wife keeping the others in line.

>>17845027
I love beating women too, am I a lesbian?

>>17845145
If you are a woman than yes.
Like 70% of lesbian relationships suffer from domestic violence.

>>17845173
I think its a little less but yeah they are fucking mean to each other.

>>17845196
Sasuga, women.

>>17845225
>women hate women more than men do
uhhh based?

>Work all week and can barely watch any streams
>Off Sunday for the members stream

>>17845340
now see her cancel it because her sickness got worse

>>17845396
anon pls

>>17845410
just want you to prepare mentally for it, bro

So when can we expect her graduation?

>>17845485
I hope she doesn't cancel but if she's sick I get it.

>>17845586
Never, chinks have always been afraid of Gura

>>17845586
Chinks fear the shark

>>17845586
She is gonna graduate china into thermonuclear dust.

So whats with these newfags spamming Gosling all of a sudden?
You guys just find /ggg/ like 2 days ago or something?

Gura understands Taiwan's geographic location. What is China's response to this? China has stated its position on this issue many times: Gura's bad behavior not only harms China's interests, but also damages Gura's own important interests. In the big family of the international community, China has always maintained peace, promoted development, adhered to morality, and worked with other countries to build a community with a shared future for mankind. Gura, on the other hand, is selfish, selfish, and selfish. In the world, those who obey me prosper, and those who oppose me perish. Gura's attempt to sow discord between the Chinese Communist Party and the Chinese people is extremely insidious. Some politicians and officials in Gura will come out every now and then to yell, jump, and smear China, and their clumsy performances fully exposed their ulterior motives and political intentions. We advise the relevant media and people in Gura to respect the unmistakable facts and truth, abide by the minimum professional ethics, put down ideological prejudice, take off colored glasses, and stop doing irresponsible things that add to the laughing stock. The Chinese side has lodged solemn representations with Gura and expressed strong protest. The Chinese government and Chinese people firmly oppose Gura's behavior of knowing Taiwan's geographic location. China has lodged solemn representations and strong protests to Gura. If Gura understands Taiwan's geographic location, it will not only damage China's interests, but also damage the relationship between China and Gura, and will also seriously damage Gura's own interests.
China will take strong measures to resolutely counter Gura's wrongdoing and firmly safeguard its own sovereignty, security and development interests. Gura himself is unwilling to invest, but he does everything possible to interfere and disrupt the cooperation between China and other countries. China has always adhered to the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence in handling state-to-state relations, and has always firmly adhered to the principle of non-interference in internal affairs. The Chinese side warned Gura that any attempt to undermine the prosperity and stability of Chinese society and hinder China's development will not succeed, and will only end up shooting himself in the foot. We urge certain politicians to stop wasting Gura taxpayers' money doing nothing.

>>17845705
>all of a sudden
Did you?

>>17845721
Mucho texto.

>>17845742
Nobody has ever posted more than like one a week and they have been spamming the threads with them recently.
I assume you are one of them because you clearly know nothing about ggg

>>17845818
What month is it retard.

>>17845742
/ameg/ has a similar poster that hates goslingposting.
Ignore him.

>>17845818
Check the calender