/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17806366
TuT

rrat

don't trust him

KIARA LOVE

Attention please, I have an announcement to make:
/hlgg/ BELONGS TO ANONS WHO LOVE THEIR OSHI AND THE REST OF HOLOLIVE.
SCHIZOS DO NOT BELONG HERE, NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL.
IF FOR SOME REASON YOU PRETEND TO DISAGREE WITH ME, REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE WRONG, THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE WRONG TOO AND THAT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
That's it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgYmborkZ6A

I love when Ame gets like this, she's so cute

I hate Ina!

>Someone released Moona's MLM
Fucking why?

>>17806409
Bubba should give rape correction to Mori too, seems like it works.

Ame only goes outside to play with bugs.

Ame's high HIC on my dick

Meimei a cute!

CUTE HIC

Ame's house is zoo

Non investigators rate Ame's breakfast

Did that Yukimin post his cake yet?

>>17806475
kill/yourself

>anti thread spam dies down
>vshojo threads suddenly return
>vei dating soda conveniently forgotten

really activates the almonds

>>17806433
Based

>Henry's name is so dumb that Amelia has to preface it with "my cat" literally every single time she says it.

Is this what teamates paid for? Breakfast sound & a girl talking about twincest gay bugs?

moom post

Fauna is a dumb stupid kirin!

I sure do love my wife

>>17806475
Looks pretty good!

Yeah you heard her guys, I decided to be nice for awhile. She's been sick a lot.

The moment she stops coughing up black ooze I'm coughing the fattest hairball into that PC though, but I'll wait.

>>17806475

>>17806475
based investigator posting fake breakfast images

I love Ina!

>>17806475
I thought she can't eat bread

I love Mori!

I want to see TITS and I want them to be BIG and SWEATY

REFLECTION YAB

I wish SC was on so I could ask about the offcolab plans

ametori post

Mori!

[NIJISANJI NEWS] Pomu wants to play Clock Tower

Ame is so cute

>>17806484
He did and he even cut out a heart

I really really really really hate Pomu, so when I accidentally click on her stream, I hate how she's stealing Ame's scratchy voice. It's so disgusting, like how Mumei steals Gura's voice blatantly. Why are Americans so honor-less

Ame is eating naked

I RABU FAUNA

>>17806516
Theres a thing called gluten free toast

>>17806409

'melier!

I am absolutely infatuated with this woman like you wouldn't believe.

>>17806484
Yes >>17797806

>>17806474
yjk

>>17806519
Hey, me too!

>>17806555
cute melier

Henry love

GO AME GO

>>17806475
>bread
Teamates have perhaps the most retarded oshi. Why can't she just not eat bread?

>>17806475
Why does she eat like that? Is she still poor?

>>17806515
Me too!

GO AME GO

This isn't ASMR at all. Which is fine, it's better in some ways, it's literally a "calm morning with your GF" simulator

AME CUTE

>>17806547
She should also steal Ame's fat tits.

>>17806547
You're mad cus you know she's better than your whore Ame

>>17806475
7/10, nothing too complicated but I’m sure it’s delicious

>>17806552
Sounds as stupid as non salty salt

>>17806575
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

>>17806588
Theres a thing called gluten free toast

>>17806516
>>17806588
ameway

I love the clock!

Did Ame really mention Gura’s failed purchase was a KU-100?

CUTE BUG

>>17806475
Totally what her ordinary breakfast looks like / 10

Based Ame singing Journey Like a Thousand Years.

Bweakfest bug

>A thousand years has been stuck in Ame's head
SHE WILL MEET KIARA
THEY WILL HAE SEX

>A Thousand Years has been stuck in Ame's head these last few days
This means she has been practising it for HoloFes

>eating bugs for breakfast
AME NO

lookit this bug

>>17806475
Surprisingly good

>>17806596
Why don't these girls just realize that we're starving for more zatsudans?

Ame is so cute, bros...

Ame brings bugs to the dinner table

Man FUCK youtube. How is it so hard to code so I get notifications for membership stuff. Im missing out on Ames members stream right now even though I have the bell clicked for all of Ames content.

That's an ugly bug ame

>>17806633
They won't sing that at Holofes, that song is for when they meet up IRL in japan.

>>17806621
she said a microphone that looks like a head, that's it

>>17806589
girls think its cute
judging by ame's pasty rail skinny arm, im willing to bet she eats all her meals based on how cute they look instead of actually trying to get any kind of calories or nutrients

French moss...

>a little tiny, teeny tiny terrarium
>I wanna name him dooooonkey kong~
why does ame talk like a girl, is she a fag

>>17806663
You are an ugly bug

>>17806648
There are zatsu EN girls, you just refuse to watch them

>>17806663
don't talk that way about my oshi, Donkey Kong.

>>17806648
Management won't let them talk about their interests unless it's about child molestation

>>17806621
Gura talked to her about it dumbass.

>>17806670
WEBSITE HATE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did she just dox the bug like that bros

I love that Ame is trying to impress us with her totally normal healthy breakfast that she absolutely eats every day.

The Reine one had a reason behind it, the other two were just for fun.

>>17806588
I have keto bread that has no gluten nor regular flour.

>>17806663
All chinks are below average in looks

>>17806535

Cuddling with Fauna!

I will member Ame again once she stops enabling Kiara's legit obsession after cockblocking and stonewalling everything Gura tried for over a year.

>>17806652
I used to be the same, that's why I open Ame's free chat all the time.

I really want Ame to eat the oranges and watermelon.

>>17806684
Bye images!

>>17806468
right!

>>17806682
>Burying my face between Bae's thighs
I hate how she doesn't have more lewd art

Ollie did it. Her cover of Okochama Sensou with Astel has more views than Fubuki's cover with Oga. I guess she was better at showing off the bratty attitude and sibling rivalry than Fubuki. Though, I don't think she'll surpass Shion or Aqua's cover of the same song anytime soon or ever.

>>17806515
Me too! ISP HATE

>le bug

le bug et

Why do women eat so slowly? All the females I know that like an hour to finish a plate while I'm done in 10-20mins.

>>17806682
i would watch rrat i actually like her a lot, but she streams at times i can never watch her...

>le bug

>went on a breakfast date with ame
>she's showing you a picture of her bugs
God I love her

>Le bug.
Wait, it's real?

>>17806692
She does eat fruits and almonds flr breakfast everyday, just not the other stuff

>>17806716
the watermelon is gonna sound great when she bites into it

>>17806475
Way too many carbs, not enough protein.

>>17806737
To be fair, it's the better cover.

>>17806745
No time to eat when there's blabbering to do.

>>17806710
Why would Ame want an Investigator as fickle as you?

>>17806682
Tell her to use her singing voice for talking and I will.

>>17806693
nice

>>17806710
They collabed yesterday, chumschizo

Bug in french sounds like penis

>>17806684
hi images!

>>17806716
I really want Ame to eat the bugs

>>17806745
>i'm a woman now

>>17806737
Itssadtocompare.png

>bug in french
REMINDER

>>17806745
you autistically eat all your food as fast as possible

Ame...

>>17806747
She's doing a ton of NA-hours streams this month, usually around 6PST/9EST

>>17806780
I remember that Henry is her cat and knows what gluten free bread is unlike your average Investigator.

DOOM IS STILL ON THE MENU

>>17806809
ITS NOT REAL

Why is Ame releasing dangerous invasive species to the enviroment.

>>17806787
>israel

>>17806814
t. gaslighting woman

>>17806745
I get tommy hort if I eat too fast so maybe most girls are the same way.

I took a shower and am no longer stinky. Please praise me.

>>17806559
Sugoi...

>>17806787
What? It's not even close

>Ame deliberately humming cutely while eating with her mouth open, so we get a double dose of ASMR + Ame being cute
Is Ame usually this cute? This makes me think she actually enjoys streaming sometimes

No doom tonight since Ame is a procrastinating idiot.

I used to not like cucumber skin
Then I turned 5

>>17806838
She hates Mumei and wants to ruin agriculture

This isn't supposed to be erotic, right?

Ame doesn't like foreskin

>>17806852
Tower

>peeling cucumber
burger really?

Does Ame have the best eyes in Hololive?

>>17806745
>he doesn't take time to properly enjoy his food
>eats his food in such a way that, he doesn't properly absorb nutriets, plus it adds to fat and potentially causes gastrointestinal issues

Wait, I can't see the cucumber on the pic?

>>17806838
Why not? Who is going to stop her?

>>17806891
Gura has the best

>>17806838
ameway

>>17806726
Ye

Kronii graduation status?

>>17806871
>>17806834
Even on shitty west coast cucked internet you can download doom on steam and install it in an hour and a half, you lil' babies

>>17806871
She has 1gbit internet you poorfag
50gbs in less than 40m

Wait. Are you supposed to eat the skin on the watermelon?

That was a cute sound

>>17806891
I'm a teamate, but I gotta give it to these.

That was a good slurp

>>17806845
Bug in french is insecte. A punaise is like a bedbug. Google translate is trolling you.

>>17806927
if you're not a pussy yeah

>>17806872
It depends on the variety, the cucumbers americans mainly eat sucks to eat with the skin

>>17806892

>>17806745
Learn to enjoy your food, nigga

>>17806862
I think that Ame feels bad about not being able to deliver for members lately, so she's treating us.

>Church water
?

>>17806891
Yes
>>17806936
Kiara is close second

>churchwater
what?

Since her debut.. I still don't like Ame

what the fuck do i have to do in order to get catbox.moe privileges back? my isp killed my access a month ago and it hasnt come back like unlike pomf

>>17806891
For color, it's Kiara
For tracking, it's Mori

>>17806891
I personally like Kiara's and I don't really like her

>Tastes like church water
What the hell is church water?

ame is eating chlorine tablets

>Ame slurping sound.

>>17806936
overdesigned

>this tastes like how the water smells at a theme park
>tastes like church water
Ame has literally the best fucking descriptions of things, I want her to describe things like this all day long

>Disney mention
>Gura loves Disney
Theyre made for each other

>>17806922
>40m
Try 15 minutes

>Tastes like what holy water smells

"it tastes like how water smells at disneyland" is a PEAK Amelia Watson phrase

bonus "it tastes like how holy water smells"

What the fuck is ame talking about?

>>17806927
it's digestible, but you dont have to eat the rind

>>17806892
>eating faster magically decreases nutrient availability and increases calorie content
proof next thread

>>17806947

>>17806954
How has she not been delivering with the recent karaoke and zatsu

CHURCH OF AME

>>17806621
>"purchased" 2 weeks before valentines
>somehow payment doesn't go through
She never intended on using it or doing a Valentine's day ASMR in the first place. She'll just use this as an excuse to get out of doing ASMR at all, then she'll use the "I'm waiting for my mic" excuse for the next year anytime a SC brings up ASMR.
Never believe Gura is going to do anything she says unless it's written on a schedule.

I love Matsuri

>>17806954
>Ame doing something because she feels guilty about it
Nope.

Smol Ame died for our sins

AME GOES TO CHURCH AND DRINKS ALL THE HOLY WATER

>>17806971
If you're using your ISP's DNS then stop doing that, use nextdns or 1.1.1.1 or something

>>17807013
Nothing just block her and move on

Ame is so weird sometimes

>>17806952
I like sundresses

Ame is a good Christian girl!

>Ame knows how church and how holy water smells
The latinx rrats....

You guys are gonna go to Sunday mass at the church of ame tomorrow right?

>>17807013
Theme park water, particularly its smell, because whatever she's eating tastes like it

Tastes like holy water

>>17806433
the bad thing about mori taking the bait is the shiposters earning a reason to take a shit in the living room and thus not allowing people enjoy things

>>17806366
TuT
>>17806426

>>17807018
It actually does, tard. Look it up. Many studies have been done showing that eating slower is better for you.

It does actually taste like how holy water smells, what the fuck

>>17806964
>>17806967
>>17806981
>>17807002
You guys can't differentiate water taste? Water from well, bottled water & tap water taste different.

Ame...

>>17806891
no pekora does, think about how iconic her eyes are

>>17807058
I haven't been to mass in a while and I feel guilty about it so yeah, probably. I miss the smell of Church Incense.

>>17807032
3Dio 3Dio 3Dio...
You're doomfagging so hard and it's hilarious to watch.

Ame...
This isn't pokemon world...

>>17807046
>sometimes

>ame went outside to forage for berries when she was hungry as a child
what the FUCK was wrong with her childhood???

>>17807032
>Never believe Gura is going to do anything she says unless it's written on a schedule.
Even then her hit rate is like 80%

>>17807018
>lacks basic understanding of biology
>lacks ability to use google

>Ame used to go out and pick and eat wild blackberries as a child
>I used to go out and pick and eat wild blackberries as a child
WE ARE

>Ame used to scavenge for berries
>I used to scavenge for berries
WE ARE

>Ame ate random barriers from bushes

>>17806745
Gura can't even operate a spoon in public, so she's excused

>>17807046
>sometimes

>>17807010
>>17807009
>it tastes like how holy water smells
good church goer Ame!

>>17806971
change your dns, spoof your mac address, install gentoo

>>17807039
she's waiting

>Ame eats wildberries without verifying what they aree when she was young
How the fuck did she survive without dying as a child.

The west coast really DOES have a lot of wild blackberries everywhere, that story checks out

>Ame used to forage for berries and died to parasites we are now watching a real mushroom person

>>17806906

>>17807058
Subscribe to amelia watson

Racoon Ame...

>>17806475
What the fuck did she do to that orange?

>>17807058
My ex-marine grandfather was a fire and brimestone church of christ preacher.
He put me off of religion for life, so no.

>>17807073
It has nothing to do with changing how many calories you absorb and everything to do with you simply not eating as much

>>17807140
Ignoring the rigging, her eyes are beautiful

>>17806906

>>17807128
bro even I did that as a kid, there's wild blackberries everywhere in WA

>scrambled eggs
>i have no proteins
???????????

SorAzki in a few hours

>>17806971
Look at the blog post linked on the catbox page.

>>17807093
>he didn't watch the last stream
She literally said
>I don't know what I'm going to do now
If ASMR was still on the menu she would have mentioned her 3DIO

>>17807101
>Ame used to wear a belt really tight around her stomach to avoid hunger pains

>>17807176
eggs are hardly a protein

AHH FUCK I MISSED THE FIRST 30 MINUTES

how cute has she been

I'll be giving Ame some extra protein after the Doom stream

>>17807054
>only latinos are catholics
What?

>>17806891
Its actually Subaru

>>17807093
you really think she's going to use the 3dio? i doubt she still even has it, she probably threw it away

>>17807128
>>17807109
>dumb urbanites cant identify blackberries

>>17807200
Extremely

>>17807108
>>17807105
WE ARE

>>17807200
Astronomically cute

What did the thread think when she did this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7juKOxJol4

>>17807109
>>17807101
>>17807132
Did you never live in the countryside?
My stepdad used to lock my brother and I out of the house, so we used to go down to the local river, pick blackberries, and crack rocks open

>>17807141
Man, that was a fkn wild day to be on 4chan. Thank fuck that retard came from another site instead of /pol/ or that might have actually killed 4chan.

>>17807200
this is peak cute my dude, I'm being reminded of the hotel stream

>>17807200
slorp

>>17807200
the cutest

>>17807200
So many cute crunchies and Ame sounds. She even showed a bug

>Ame is so straight edge she won't consume caffeine

>>17807188
at least wait until tomorrow's stream to doomfag you schizo

>>17806433

>>17807188
I was the one who linked you the timestamp yesterday. You're schizoposting like a psycho and trying to make everyone pessimistic about Valentine's day, it isn't working.

>>17807226
It sounds like you had abusive parents

Why do so many people like to drink the hot bean water?

>>17807229

>>17807105
bears

>>17807155
No it doesn't you fucking retard, it has nothing to do with calories you absoloute fucking spaz.

>>17807150
Cry more you little baby
>Wah my grandfather was mean I don't wanna go to church
You are a disappointment to Ame

What happened to Ame drinking Thai iced tea all the time?

>>17807226
Richard...

>>17807228
We were this close to being free

>Tag war.
>Treehouse with ziplines.
>Eat wild berries.
>Eat honeysuckles.
Ame is some kind of K.N.D. agent?

>>17807200
she caught some bugs and ate them

>>17807243
>he forgot about the cheeto milk

>>17806519
Me too

>>17807225
>thread commentary on a sana stream
Spoilers: maybe like one or two people said something at most

>>17806475
Girly food

>>17807271
ogey

>>17807256
They memed themselves into a socially acceptable addiction

>>17807272
caffeine exacerbates stomach problems

>>17807073
>>17807106
proof next thread

>tastes like parfume
What?

>>17807198
>Ame ate sand not because she was weird, but to fill her belly

>>17807291
Nice cope faggot

>>17807032
>>17807104
genuine question, has Gura ever broken a promise? not like, cganging a schedule or saying she'll do something and then not, but PROMISING to do something and then not doing it? because she literally promised she would do asmr for valentines

>>17807200
My testosterone is obliterated.

>>17807226
I bet they were fucking that time.

irys' ghost cover is almost at a million bros
https://youtu.be/uzEEffCJOjs

>go to plebbit for the first time
>scroll down only to see a Mori farting in a soda gif on the main page
omoshiroi

>>17807226
I'd like to pick berries and crack rocks open. Sounds nice.

>>17807256
hot bean water yummy, give energy

>>17807256
hot bean water and hot leaf water are tasty

>>17806475
Don't post members content on the global

>>17807297

>>17807305
https://www.google.com/search?q=eating+fast+make+you+fat&oq=eating+faster&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i10i22i30j0i22i30l8.8366j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
https://www.prospectmedical.com/resources/wellness-center/how-get-more-nutrients-out-what-you-eat-every-day

>>17807317

>>17806426
child belly erotic...

>>17807256
feels good

>thicker banana is better

>>17806433
Based

>>17807243
Honestly for the better. I'm to the point where it doesn't do shit for me and if I don't get caffeine I get massive headaches.

>>17806892
The only difference between eating fast and slow is that slow eaters are less likely to overeat. If you know how many calories your diet contains the speed of consumption will change nothing.

Wait, I just see that Ame changed her title.

>>17807328
Her mic hasn't shipped and won't because the store fucked up.
Which anyone else would get called a liar for saying but it's Gura

>>17806475
looks like a stock image

Nekkos explain

Post elf ass

I'm pretty sure banana chips are just dehydrated bananas, not plantains

Oh god Gura must be enjoying this so much...

>>17807282
Yeah I did talk about this but no one paid attention so I moved over to her own stream chat and /nasa/

>>17807384
CLICK THE FUCKING LINKS AND READ YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SKIN

>FEELS like a banana
A-A-AME?!

Thoughts?

>>17807412
She's just like me

This is not the ame react thread

Ame banana...

>>17807287
And this entire arc culminated in a yukimin showing off his pie a few threads ago.

>>17807256
It doesn't taste good. I've just conditioned myself to appreciate the bitter taste.

>>17807328
>has Gura ever broken a promise?
Not from what I can remember, but it's Gura so I'm not holding my breath.

That hic sounded like a little dog toy...

Even her hics are cuter.
God, this girl is bad for my heart.

>>17806818
I'm a Euro, I wouldn't mind watching a little Bae this week

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she's so fucking cute

>>17807267
You're clearly the spaz here, just look at your post
Spastic as fuck

>>17806891
You fucking wish.

>>17807427
Nene would help Gura clean up

>>17807401
I'm sorry my oshi is so based

feeling around in Ame's mouth...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S SO CUTE

DENTIST HATE

>>17807399
H-how poor are you?

She's so cute. I'm gonna die

>wisdom teeth removed
auntie watson...

>I'm literally inside Ame's mouth right now
Jealous?

>>17807427
Why does she have a squirrel tail?

>>17805419
Gmabatte r. ratman

>>17807435
That is where you're wrong

>Ame had a indian dentist

>>17807406

... why did Ame give her dentist a racist african accent?

>>17807418
>If you're eating too fast, you're not chewing your food enough to allow the enzyme to work, which means you won't absorb all the nutrients.
Your link is shit and intended for weak females.

>Dentist fucked up my teeth
>Now she can buy his whole office

>>17807406

>Ame visited Italian dentist.
Kek.

>>17807401
Nene has proved time and time again how based she is, this should come as no surprise

>>17807359
>don't be stressed
applies to literally everything in life, has no actual acute relevance
>chew your food
you have never eaten with a woman if you think eating faster means not properly chewing your food

>>17807256
helps me lift more

Why do all these JP girls stream late morning/early afternoon JST time on the weekends but don't do it during the week? They act like they have a 9-5 mon - Friday job or school.

>>17807401
This is why I have no desire to lust over Nene, she's one of the boys and you wouldn't fuck your bro right?
No need to answer Teamates

>>17805419
zero chance you make it unless you've also got a public persona >we don't know about but i'm pulling for ya

I can't believe Ame would release an invasive species into the wild. She will not go unpunished.

gura feet

>>17807530
anon..

>>17807520
Ame hates morenos.

>>17807250
You're setting yourself up for disappointment..

a street shitter put his poopy fingers in your oshi's mouth, teamates.

>Mori is Ames dentist
RRATS????????

>Ame talking about bananas

>>17807493
poor?
the presentation just looks like something I'd see on a woman's health article

>>17807565
A classic.

>>17806891
lol
lmao

>>17807526
It's true though, like not thoroughly chewing your corn will just have it pass all the way through barely digested

>>17807568
You said the same line yesterday..

GURA HATE

>>17807555
You're her husband, anon, stop making excuses and fuck your bro.

I recently saw a clip of Ame in her Kimono with black face. Did she really do that? Ame can't be that based

>gurame offstream apex sex

>Ame played Apex with Gura early in the morning off-stream
>stopped early because they were too busy talking to each other
BROS???

>>17807256
tastes good, feels good, makes you shit

>>17807557
hey, you never know!

>>17807615
yeah with me

Ame...

>talking with gura gives Ame a headache

>>17806891

>>17806745
I don't want to get choked to death from pretzel or mochi

>>17807552
Their viewers are the ones with the 9-5 more like 9-6 because Japan lmao
You know, the ones that dump the red supers?
They can't superchat if they can't watch

>>17805419 (Cross-thread)
Ganbare!!

APEX DID THIS TO HER
APEX HATE

>>17807612
Of course

sweaty ame uohh

Hot Ame naps...

>a hot nap

>>17807439
You just made me do archive reps, and I'm half disappointed it was an actual pie.

Flare!

>>17807611
Wait, never mind, THANK YOU GURE

SWEATY SLEEPING AME

>>17807596
>>17807462
Sorry Onigiriya, pretty but not the best.

>>17807612

>>17807640
LONDON

>>17807462
Kiara and Okayu(and to some extent Coco) made me realize I really like purple eyes

Wait a second I don't think Gura and Ame hate each other at all. You guys lied to me.