/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17801548
Rape

>>17801548
get her a job at mcdonalds, free her from this "chore" of playing video games a few hours a night and making more than others in a year

>>17801548
Edgy whore. We don't.

>>17801660
/thread

>>17801548
murder

>>17801548
give her a good PC and dicking (by me)

>>17801660
based

>>17801548
>isreal
time for some quality paizuri then. be there asap.

>>17801548
>right click
>save as
>enter

>>17801660
Unfathomably based.

What's with HoloEN and the nonstop yabs?

>>17801889
Americans

>>17801778
i own this kronii image so you're legally forbidden from saving it. that would be theft.

>>17801945
She's Canadian retard

>>17801548
Not familiar with Kronii, is this a legit cry for help or just her weird sense of humour?

>>17802022
She's a mid-20s doomer with no real stress in her life. This is just how they talk.

>>17802022
Less a cry for help and more a cry for attention. She does this frequently.

>>17801660
Based department

>>17801778
>Right click
>v
>Enter
Only heathens click save as.

>>17801990
Isn't that just america too? north america

>>17801945
rent free

>>17801990
Where is Canada, retardbro

>>17802022
It's a legit example of how entitled whore she is.

>>17801548
There is no saving because depression isn't real, it's just faggots with daddy issues wanting attention.

>>17801660
Based. Fuck this ungrateful muh depression whore

>>17801990
so she's either a pussy Brit or wannabe French?

indies, remember to blame Ina for giving your spot in holoEN to her lazy friends

>>17802237
We can talk shit about Kronii without making shit up.

>>17802237
That's just Sana.

>>17802022
>just her weird sense of humour
don't know why you think it's weird. Most people with self-deprecating humour talk like this, and for context it's because her PC broke so it's not totally random

>>17801990
>Americans are only the ones that live in the US
>Not every citizen in the continent called America


BURGER KID

>>17801548
The same way you save any feminist. Knock her up.

>>17802345
finally, she was beginning to stream too much

>>17802197
The Canadians in Hololive are Asian diaspora, if you knew anything about Canada you would know it is far more associated with Asians than Europeans.

>>17802345
>Most people with self-deprecating humour talk like this
No they don't. Only entitled retards talk like that.

>>17802138
stfu Mori

>>17802022
both

Wow a job where you make more in a year than what most people make in their lives is SOOOOO HARD :(((((

>>17802345
As someone who has had the self-deprecating personality you think Kronii is pretending to have, I think Ina feels a lot more genuine in that personality-type. But Kronii isn't really trying to be self-deprecating at all, she actually hates when people see her as any way vulnerable. The "self-deprecation" she does is to keep her exaggerated personality of being narcissistic from being too alienating.

>>17801548
Do you think she talks about how good she looks so much because she feels ugly in real life?

>>17802022
Both, she's frustrated about having to take time off due to broken computers, but it's an ironic edgepost made in jest. Of course, SEAnigs don't get it, because they don't understand American zoomers.

>>17802690
Yeah, it's really hard to believe she's genuinely frustrated about having to take time off considering this is no different from her normal routine. I think she just sees she can take advantage of the simpathy now that she has a valid excuse for not working.

>>17802542
hey don't be like that. It takes a lot of effort to play video games and occasionally speak.

>>17802690
>understand American zoomers
No one should even try to understand American zoomers.

>>17801660
absolutely based

>>17802409
ah of course, Chinks must've introduced hockey and Tim Horton's to the country

nice try SEAnigger but she tweeted this because her pc is dear

>>17802855
>dear
dead

>>17802685
Kronii definitely had a phase as a teenager where she posted pictures of her healthy teeth on Yahoo Answers and asked why they look so disgusting.

>>17802855
>SEAnigger
>ESL level typo
Many such cases.

>>17802644
It's because her roommate has a boyfriend

>>17802792
Ok. Please don't watch EN vtubers.

>>17801660
They really don't make as much as you think.

>>17801548
marriage and children

>>17801660
Basado

>>17802938
>ESL level
literally anyone can make a typo anonchama

>>17802777
it sucks when your computer breaks, though. even more when your backup computer breaks at the same time. so there is some frustration.

>>17803024
>all EN vtubers are amerimuts
Fucking retard.

>>17803125
British and Australian kids are arguably even worse. You should probably just stick to ID.

>>17802814
Try to keep your references up to date grandad.

>>17803052
She’s making at least $10K a month, it’s not millionaire levels of wealth but it’s waaay above what the average Canadian earns. And considering she streams maybe 15 hours a week, her “work week” is 1/3 the effort most people would put in on their wagecuck jobs.

>>17802375
>>17802143
>>17802132
You disingenuous cunts know that when someone says "Americans" they are referring to the citizens of the United States of America. Kill yourselves.

>>17803229
The goalpost moving has started. What is it with you retarded cunts that you can't say anything that you don't have to walk back few minutes later?

>>17801548
Penis

>>17801660
BASED

>>17803052
Honestly working at McDonald's suck, I would not do it again

>>17803052
she makes more than enough to live comfortably at a fraction of the time and energy, and there's always opportunity to make more by streaming more or putting a little more effort

>>17803125
If your problem is with ethnic Amerimutts, then EN only has five and Kronii isn't one of them. If it's the culture you hate, then all you're left with is Irys and Kiara.

>>17802973
Don't talk about me like that I don't even watch Kronii.

>>17801548
She needs a boyfriend

No joking

>>17803052
I mean, she loses most of it in taxes for sure but compared to the other people in the country, especially in her demographic, she makes a lot.

It's a joke, you joyless peasants.
Furthermore, rich people are allowed to be sad. Some rich people have bigger, more depressing problems than the majority of the poor.

>>17803307
>She’s making at least $10K a month
Source?

>>17803357
You're mad, fat diabetic? want a burger to make you happy?

>>17803565
I'm on my way to save her.

>>17803357
absolutely mindbroken

>>17803609
>Some rich people have bigger, more depressing problems than the majority of the poor.

>>17803375
battler going with a new look?

>>17803513
This may come as a surprise to you, but there are vtubers outside of Hololive. Mindblowing, right?

>>17803307
Source? And even if that's true, who knows how much Vtubers get fucked on taxes. Remember, Vtubers only make a fraction off their super chats. A lot of it goes back to YouTube and a cut is taken by Hololive.

>>17803619
Look up the recent superchat rankings for January (and the confirmed split the talents earn after YouTube and Cover’s cut) + how many reactions her “members only” posts on YouTube get for a rough estimate on the minimum size of her paying audience.

It should give you a fairly accurate MINIMUM number on her income from superchats and memberships.

>>17803609
Allowed to be sad yes, but not to pretend they have real problems. Problems that exist only in your head are not real problems but for what it's worth, poor people have those too. Poor people have real problems that are impossible for the rich to have, rich people have no real problems that are exclusive to them. "How do I invest all this money so at the end of my life it hasn't been destroyed by inflation?" is not a real problem when that money is more than you'll ever actually need. Poor people have that problem genuinely. "How do I spend my wealth without being ostentatious enough to breed resentment?" is not a real problem.

>>17803631
want some tea to wash down that maggot cheese?

>>17803833
Just Super Chats have earned around $181,989 USD since debut. Assuming at least 60% goes to youtube and Cover that'd leave her with $72795.6 USD. As far as taxes go on it I'd have no idea. This still doesn't even count the other money she gets from Cover for ad revenue, memberships or whatever she may have made from sponsorships.

Generally speaking it is safe to assume pretty much any member of Hololive, no matter the branch, is making considerably more a month then the vast majority of people in their country.

>>17804138
What about Cancer? Rich people can get Cancer too. And most poor people don't have it.

>>17804329
>rich people have no real problems that are exclusive to them
Cancer is debatably even a real problem as it falls under the category of death, which everyone will experience and thus is not a real problem but a problem that only exists in your head. The actual problem created by cancer and other such diseases is quality of life and medical treatment, rich people don't have to worry about those things. If the heir to the biggest fortune in the world is a stillbirth, that wasn't a "rich person problem". Every human experiences death and physical limitations to what their body can do.

>>17804312
YouTube’s cut of super chats is 30%, the remaining 70% is divided equally between Cover and the streamer. So Kronii earns 35% of all SC’s.

>>17804138
>Problems that exist only in your head are not real problems

>>17804576
Yeah that's about what I was figuring with that 60%.

>>17801660
El basado...

To put things in to some extra context.

In order to beat the US annual income average, about 33k USD, a Hololive girl simply needs to earn about $500 USD in SCs in one stream, five days a week. Even after youtube and Cover take their cut and taxes are included they'd still be above (if slightly) the average.

>>17803063
I wanna pump Enna until shes full of SEAmen.

>>17804581
> just don't be depressed, ez

>>17805063
She makes more in a month than I would need in a year in the same country, especially when you consider she doesn't live on her own which is the biggest cost for everyone else.

>>17805203
Literally yes. Unless it's a biological problem making you depressed in which case being rich means you'll actually be able to get that resolved.

>>17801660
holobased

>>17802237
>all Korean people know each other

>>17803052
>Making a barely livable wage without having to deal with people
vs.
>Making a barely livable wage serving food to karens, smelly drunks, wannabe thugs, etc. day in and day out
Which would you choose anon?

>>17801548
Mass tantric rape correction.

>>17803716
saved

>>17804329
>Rich people can get Cancer too
Yeah but they can get the best treatment money can buy.

>>17802389
Im trying but she keeps taking birth control pills. Thats why shes so moody all the time

>>17803052
NijiEN women will never have that problem despite making less than her

>>17808802
Most of NijiEN are either crypto mining NEETs or living at home with their parents, the only wagie in it is Pomu.

>>17809240
Clock hag is more special than them? How?

>>17801660

>>17801548
>>17801660
See this is the hallmark reason of why I can't come to like Council. I try my hardest to but they're always acting depressed, nervous, or distant to their audience. Myth had actually legitimate struggles while getting an EN division to consistently succeed in the West and even to this day they still keep their own pessimism to themselves. All this DUDE RELATABLE bullcrap is such a cheap joke compared to actual entertainment.

>>17801660
Unironically this. These ungrateful whores would backpedal in a second if shown the real world.

>>17810284
Dude, that applies any vtuber, streamer, podcaster, public television showrunner and any media content maker ever.

>>17810162
A significant portion of Myth's struggles comes from extensive doxxing within a month of their debut, drawing in pathetic concernfags like you. Who cares about their irl backstory, if that seriously gets your rock off go promote one of the thousands of 2-views.

>>17810162
Wasn't there a rrat about her friend dying? She also mentioned before that she spent a couple months living in one place where they played some song over and over again

>>17812061
why does she hate the booba. it's not like she's a real titty streamer selling her actual body

>>17810821
the difference is that these fucks are playing up and selling this faux relatable depressed wagie cagie girl idea to actual wagies
although they would maintain that their job is difficult, im certain that many personalities in other media would be the first to acknowledge how fucking lucky they are to have such a job

>>17810162
I blame Omega, for all we know, this is part of his plan

>>17812341
>these fucks are playing up and selling this faux relatable depressed wagie cagie girl idea

>>17801548
Let mumei fix her

>>17812192
She doesn't want to remember the reason she isn't popular in real-life but is online is because of her body. Perfectly respectable.

>>17801548
Get her a boyfriend from Chad.

>>17803619
That's not as much as I'd thought. If she makes $10k a month that's only $120k pretax. All the tranny programmers are making more than that.

>>17801660

>>17801660
Based poster

>>17801548
Make her take rainbow paper five times.

>>17801660
look at all these losers replying based provided they aren't just you
and what are you all gonna do besides seethe and cope? nothing that's what
you could send a relatively small superchat but none of you will. you will stay here and cry into the void. have fun

>>17815321
Kronii plz

Why so many antis for a poor depressed Canadian gook? It's not like she's cucking you like Mori.

>>17801548

>>17802792
That's why marketing sucks rn

>>17815321
people like you need to get raped

>>17804012
>numberfag
your opinion is invalid

>>17801548
>Everyday I smile through the pain

>>17815644
true

>>17816164
folder correction needed?

>>17801660
based

Kronii is unironically on suicide watch.

>>17803631
You proved his point immediately.

Were the people SCing about their dead family members the good guys all along?

>>17815321
Somebody got fired from Mcdonalds

>>17801548
Being depressed is an ingrained part of Kronii's character. Without it she wouldn't be Kronii anymore.

>>17831897
ok kronii, now go to net cafe and stream

>>17801548
By telling her she needs to wrap her velvet-smooth, sexy legs around my neck and force me to smooch and lick her meaty, pinky labia all over the place. An alternative being her sitting on me and riding my face like there is no tomorrow while firmly gripping my head and directing it toward the area of interest.
With enough repetitions, I am positive this approach will improve her well-being and self-esteem tremendously.