/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysm_eZW-urw

Yeah yeah Gura's great and all, but have you tried Yura?

I miss Gabby!

Look at my cute shark wife

>>17793943
>promises Bully + GTA
>only streams Bully
why is she like this?

>>17793990
to filter (You)

Assuming she doesn't just stream Apex instead tonight.

>>17794002
she is close to doing that I will tell you that much

>>17793943
Why even have a schedule when you constantly change things you stream at random?

>>17793955
Look, anon. Yura is ok...being a headless horseman that you might find some use out of it. But the shork is the most dominant blue haired chubba right now.

>>17794112
don't talk to it please

>>17794112
For now... The situation could always change!

>>17794061
good

https://youtu.be/QObT0ojHiQw

>>17793990
>Mori promises Valentine day stream
>cancels it to spend time with her BF
Yea.... ill stick with Gura

>your oshi
>how many shits do you take in a day

>>17794102
fags like you are basically broadcasting that you don't watch JP

Great posts everybody keep up the good work

Gura should play the new DOOM games. I think she'd enjoy them.

>>17794156
clipniggers are NOT welcome here, partner

did school just let out early or some shit what the fuck is going on

>>17794197
Thanks

>>17794189
Why would I watch JP when Gura is not JP

>>17794238
it's the weekend anon...
just ignore the shit and love gooba

the schizo from the previous thread is still here fyi

Apparently Gura wasn't originally going to have shark teeth and she demanded them at the last minute.

>>17794238
Its literally just one guy shitposting off cooldown and the retarded nigger jannies wont ban him

>>17794288
No I'm pretty sure he got banned

>>17794288
no shit, he couldn't make it more obvious

>>17794263
because then you would learn to not be a little bitch

>>17793990
She pretty much said it's either going to be Bully or GTAV only stream or a combined stream with both games at the end of the Apex stream. Now will she get back to the games she dropped from her schedule like Mother Simulator, Enter the Guneon? Will she finally finish DMC4 even though every stream she mentions Dante or Devil May Cry in some way?

Gurass

Gura should collab with Pekora for maximum numbers

>>17794318
the porn spammer got banned, the guy with the week bait is still posting. just let him post to himself, he'll get bored and torture himself

I want gura to crush my skull between her thighs

I want to slowly gain Gura's trust and make her emotionally dependent on me and then pump and dump her in the worst way possible!

honestly i think it's a couple deadbeats sad about their oshi dumping them for valentines day and now they're grudge posting

What other games like Bully and GTA can she play when she's finished with those? They definitely scratch an itch for her, and I think they are some of her best streams. I know she wants to play Red Dead Redemption again, but I don't know what else is close enough.

Gura’s Apex stream once again proved why she’s at the top. Go watch a Pekora apex stream. Boring and no chat interaction plus she’s terrible. Gura was terrible but made it hilarious and had great banter with chat. Her ability to entertain blows me away. Pekora must be fuming 24/7 knowing Gura ensures she will never be #1 in anything

>>17794517
Just Cause 2 with the unlimited grapple hook mod

>>17794533
Aqua was better

>>17794517
fallout NV or fallout 4 would be kino if chat can hold back their autism

I just had a dream where I was hanging out with Gura. We were walking around together at college or something, and I kept thinking I wanted to ask her out but I was worried it would ruin our friendship so I never did.

>>17794517
I think the best "totally not GTA" games are Saints Row.
And the campaign can do multiplayer coop to boot.

>>17794419
Amazing how good posters get banned and shitty ones stay
>>17794507
likely

>>17794554
That's because Aqua is addicted to that train wreck of a debuff game

>>17794533
True, Pekora must be so angry knowing she’ll never be as successful as Gura.

i wonder what goomba is doing right now...

>>17794688
me

>>17794703
Ame

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~

>>17794720
GET OUT. NOW.

Atleast we're stuck with the retard instead of the GFEnigger that's farming (You)'s in global right now.

Gura
>most members
>most subs
>most superchats
>most fanart
>most talked about holo among other holos
>most loved by Yagoo
>best singer
>cutest live2d
>best chat interaction
>most vod views
>most 1M+ videos
>most likes on streams
Pekora is a 2view compared to her

>>17794720
mating press

>>17794720
Out with you little devil.

>>17794720
hewwo! i want to pet your head

>17794782
Look at him and laugh.

>>17794720
come in

LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>17794720
Hewwo there

>>17794883
I'm gonna skip leg day...

whats with the clumsy bait today?

Do you want a handcam stream? Do you? Do you?

>>17794883
its rest day for me bro

>>17794980
pit cam please

I’ll be honest. I was a nousagi for a long time. Even started learning Japanese to understand the bunny. Then Gura debuted and I dropped Peko like a ton of cat turds. Gura is just better.

i wonder what it's like falling asleep with goomba under a warm blanket. no lewd stuff, just each other's company

>>17794720
come join the kotatsu

>>17794977
Not sure either, I took a cursory glance at the catalog and there's nothing going on. Maybe an underage shitposter is getting bored and decided to come here?

I may have to forego sleep for a week to finish this Valentine project for Gura.

>>17795054
It would be the best sleep of my entire life, that's for sure

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17794720
what if this was how tall gura was

>>17795332
onahole correction

I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about gura.

Do you think you can bench more than Gura?

>>17795507
Yeah, but that's not too much of a feat

>>17795507
Nyo

>>17795507
I doubt Gura can bench 4x her bodyweight so yes

>>17795507
Yeah. Even people who don't work out should be able to, unless they are also 141 cm women with terrible diets.

>YWN ghost Gura on her birthday party as she sits there crying alone in front of a beautiful cake she had looked forward to sharing with (You)

>>17794179
Gura
2 currently, used to be 6-8 before I fixed my diet

get a life, faggot

>>17795666
Embarrassing lack of self-awareness

>>17795507
Gura can wield the trident of poseidon that was crafted by giants.

Pretty sure I'd lose

>>17795683
stop projecting

>>17795632
Man, this broke my heart...

Go forth and fight for your princess!

>>17795054
>gura invites you to cuddle with her under the blanket
>you get in and she shuffles closer to you
>you feel the warmth of her body against yours,
>she wraps her delicate arms around you and lays her small head on you. her white hair smells of lavender. you can feel her smooth skin against your own.
>you lay there, noticing her breathing slow as she falls asleep

>>17795666
Satan, you are drunk. Go back to sleep.

Is Gura retarded? She has to know she's only feeding the antis at this point

>>17795734
Anon, sharks are cold blooded. Gura would be an absolute heatsink.
I can warm her

>>17795728
Yeah, me.

>>17795734
Too bad she'd get mating pressed for seducing me and then falling asleep

>>17795814
you shark niggas are weird. just let her be a mystical human shark ok

>>17795899
>he doesn't want to be Gura's personal warmth battery on a cold day

>>17795728
Me.

how much do you wanna bet that she will never touch pokemon arceus again lol

>>17795814
exactly the reason why she loves cuddling so much

>>17795967
I kinda hope she doesn't, I've already seen a million other chuubas play that game anyway.

>>17795967
sucker bet

>>17794165
>gura promises valentines ASMR
>cancels it cause a mic she order last minute "didn't get delivered"

Look at this so-called "fish of the sea"!

>>17795632
That's right, I'll always be there for her!

>>17795651
>used to be 6-8
how?

>>17795967
It is for the better honestly the game is boring as fuck. It still begs the question why she even starts pokemon games at all when she obviously does not enjoy them?

Would you still love Gura if she admitted she was a transwoman and was originally born male?

>>17794292
welcome newbud

>>17796055
To get manajerk off her back

>>17795734
>eventually she stops breathing

>>17796075
Yes, but all other trannies must kill themselves.

>>17796040
>fish of the sea

>>17796027
>gura still streaming on valentines day
>gura still has a 3Dio
get fucked deadbrap

what if gura killed that idiot who keeps making awful posts just constantly fuck off you retard

what if gura farted really loud on stream and it was obvious that it was a shart and she was embarrassed because her chair was covered in shit, what do you guys think would happen

I kind of hope Gura does a collab with Finana someday, they could play DBD or something

>>17796137
who?

>>17795967
Maybe one more time, but I doubt it. The game is kinda boring even after the long ass tutorial and she isn't into Pokemon all that much to begin with.

>>17796145
Remember that time she abruptly ended her stream because she got jump scared and pissed herself

Gura should play Digimon Cyber Sleuth

>>17796075
is that supposed to be a problem?
>>17796163
it should be obvious if you frequent ggg

>>17795507
Nah, Gura has gotten outrageously strong from carrying around the rest of HoloEN on her back

>>17796129
https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlk?t=484
>I don't know what I'm going to do
>gunna have to see what I can do now
you must be new to Gura, but this wording means it's not happening.

>>17796075
no

>>17794720
onahole

Gura should stream her colonoscopy, it would be really interesting

>>17796221
if the ASMR isn't happening she is still streaming

>>17796075
yes.

>>17796271
yes!

>>17796174
Of course I do

>>17796275
yeah, she's still streaming I'm sure, but it's not going to be ASMR

>>17796320
She should do a ghetto ASMR where she winks her butthole at the mic constantly

Q-ra with proper instrumental!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/tmnqk5.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/tmnqk5.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/tmnqk5.mp3

>>17796403
yes!

>>17796403
she'd probably schlick into the mic first. her natural lubricant is very loud and sticky

>>17796221
keep coping deadcuck but your shitposting cant change the fact that our oshi loves us (romantically)

>>17796461
thank you

>>17796493
>romantically
anon...

>>17796461
>https://files.catbox.moe/tmnqk5.mp3
unironically better

Remember when Pekora randomly approached Gura in the middle of the summer festival to brag about her CCV in broken English

>>17794877

Man cuckbeats really out in full force today eh?

I liked 「Q」 and fuck the haters.

>>17796525
typo, my bad. she loves (me) romantically

>>17796547

What if Gura was actually a Russian spy and only joined hololive so she could send coded messages back to her handlers in her streams

Gura should pee

>>17794877
>>17796547
>>17796600
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

>>17796600

>>17796583
which version did you like?

Gura should do a collab with Rosemi Lovelock

>>17796461
>no pink whore voice
wtf the song is good now

>>17796050
Bunch of stomach issues that made me constantly need to shit but only able to shit out one rock hard, pitch black little chunk at a time. Went on for a few years until I was hospitalized, and now I shit normally again

>>17796652
Why does Gura always spill her food? Is she doing it on purpose

>>17796641
Nah, a Russian spy wouldn't be dumb enough to give themselves away by not being able to read English.

>>17796693
Content

>>17796641
That is quite possibly the dumbest rrat I've seen in my entire life

>>17796649
she's a child

>>17796693
Gura has an eating disorder.

>>17796664
this one obviously
>>17796461

Do you think Gura rubs ice cubes on her nipples before she goes on stream to psych herself up?

Gura has definitely pissed today, she might have even pooped...

i can't stop staring at her

>>17796794
i do it for her

>>17796796
I remember one time I was watching Gura take a piss and I told her a funny joke and she laughed so hard some poop slipped out and then she got embarrassed since I saw her pooping.

>>17796794
nipples and clit. she chews on the ice cube after too since she is sexually frustrated

Do you think Gura tries her best to put on a happy face for her chumbuds but in reality she is extremely depressed

amusing to think this image is going to be outdated because they'll BOTH have ku100s

>>17796914
we do the same for her

>>17796923
idk if I ever saw Gura & Okayu collab before

>>17796914
I don't think she's extremely depressed but she has said that she puts on a happy face when she's feeling bad multiple times. also >>17796935

>>17796461
Ok go post it to global to share how much better it is lol

>>17796690
sounds like hell, but at least seems easy to wipe

>>17796286
>ywn suck futa guras tiny penis

>>17794517
The Yakuza series is sort of like bully except for the most recent game, and I think they have perms for it.

>>17797008
Yes, all I needed to wipe sometimes was some sort of weird mucus the shit left behind, kinda miss the convenience of that actually

>>17796914
her talks about being "lonely" and some of the cynicism she lets out does sound like depression.
also I remember in a Q/A back in 2020 she said she tries to exercise or go for walks when she's feeling down, and she occasionally talks about going out for walks

bros, I have someone living with me temporarily and it's been cutting in to my Gura watch time. I missed the last two streams and need to do late night vod reps now.
What do? sever?

>>17797205
I mean why is it cutting into your time?
Just watch Gura.

>>17797205
Tell them to leave you the fuck alone.

>>17797205
kill them

>>17797205
put on some really weird shit that will freak them out so gura seems normal afterwards by comparison after you desensitize them

>>17797205
Show them Gura cunny.

>>17797205
Your choice. Gura or them.
It's clearly Gura so go ahead and kill them. Do it now.

>>17797205
rape them

I unironically think that the reason Gura doesn't want to play the menhera game is that it hits a bit too close to home for her with the cutting, drug use, and suicidal ideation stuff

>>17797377
ogey

>>17797377
yea with me

>>17797354
I was in a similar situation with my gf after she moved in, I was kind of self-conscious about watching Gura when she was around but eventually I just said fuck it and started watching in the open and long story short now she's a chumbud too and we're getting married in a few months

>>17797439
The thing is that if your GF doesnt like you watching Gura than you will never last anyways.
Glad she is a chumbie too.

>>17797439
That's pretty cute, happy for you. One day I'd like to get together with a fembud as well. Assuming this isn't larp that is.

>>17797247
He's a family man who now has free time away from wife and kids, (he's and old friend here temp for a job) it's been a good time, drinks and video games. But since I hide most of my power level it's been hard to find time for shark.
>>17797439
pretty based. Congrats bud you found the holy grail.

>>17797205
Print Gura's face on a paper and stick it over there face while you mating press them with the stream on.

>>17797495
There are a massive amount of fembuds anon. Most of them are just lesbians or dont talk to dudes online because the get harassed all the time.

>>17797565
hot

>>17797529
Just watch Gura, if your friend throws a shitfit then he was never a friend and was just keeping you around for convenience.

>>17797529
>giving a shit what others think about your hobbies
gay

>>17796542
She was telling her her coordinates

>>17797205
If it matters to you that much, grab youtube premium and just listen to gura through headphones with the phone turned off.

>>17797612
anon....
the dude has been posting bait off cooldown for hours

>>17797778
You don't need premium for that

>>17797801
Even better then.

Ame would rather fly across the globe for 12+ hours to visit Kiara than cross a couple states to visit Gura...

>>17797801
I've been really lazy for no reason, but I remember anons talking about Vanced to avoid ads on mobile. Does this app also allow you to keep YouTube videos running even with the phone locked?

>>17797823
i would be genuinely upset if i was gura

bros, I got into the EN discord and Gura is just straight up bulling Ina over the honking. Ina is flipping out and Gura just wrote
>The honking actually is worse than the holocaust because the honking really happened

>>17797823
Isn't Kiara Ame's current ship partner? Gotta milk them shippers somehow.

>>17797830
yes, it does.

>>17797823
Wait what, is that for real? That sucks man...

>>17797823
Maybe Gura never invitied Ame to do something off-stream? Ame is even more anti-social than Gura, she would never ask Gura if she could visit her

>>17797823
based on time zone alone Ame and Gura are on opposite sides of the country, not a few states apart. Also Ame is probably worried Gura is going to try to fuck her

>>17797927
goombles...

>>17796641
Spasiba, tovarich.

>>17797823
Ame and Gura arent really that good of friends since the E3 shit.
It is what it is.

>>17797927
Gura has invited Ame on stream. Watch streams.

>>17797927
Ame asked Kiara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJmgwEz1kw&t=1h16m32s

>>17797936
Gura will definitely push Ame to get in the bathtub with her and then grope her tits but that's probably about as far as she'll go, at least on a first meeting

Aww, does this mean no GTA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysm_eZW-urw

>>17797927
Also Ame is going to visit Kiara for "something she NEEDS Ame IRL for" according to Kiara. So 99% chance it's related to some mocap setup shit for holofes, seeing as both Gura and Ame already have it.
Gura seems to have managed to set it all up herself I guess

>>17797867
Based Gwarseph Goobbels

>>17797993
Bully > GTA

>>17797985
Based Kiara leaking private conversations to an audience of thousands of people as usual

>>17797975
I vaguely remember her saying it as a sort of joke, and it was a LONG time ago

>>17798063
>joke
lol

>>17797975
Nobody posting bait in cooldown hours watches streams

>>17797823
Sauce? I've not been able to follow streams and /vt/ much in the past couple of days.

>>17798085
it was something like "you can show me your head hole in person one day"

>>17798140
Already posted:
>>17797985

>ywn hike the Appalachian trail with Gura

>>17798189
I have hiked the appalachian trail more than a few times, sadly no gura with me tho :(

>>17798189
meh, doesnt really sound that fun. would rather go to maybe iceland or climb a mountain in canada

>>17798189
>but she pronounces it Appa-lay-cha instead of Appa-latch-uh.

Forget Watson. I will visit Gura!

>>17798261
because she isn't actually from there.

>>17798287
I wonder how Gura would react if some random chumbud showed up at her home

Happy that Ame gets to visit Europe!

>>17798335
I am from here and pronounce it appa-lay-tion so what does that mean about me

>>17798383
she would call the police and probably her dad

>>17798383
She'd freak out and call the cops, 100%

>>17798383
GETTING SHOT BY GURA AFTER SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED AT HER HOUSE LET'S GOOOOOO

>>17798490
I think Gura would be legit traumatized if she had to shoot one of her chumbies, even if it was a creepy stalker. She might even quit streaming after an experience like that.

>>17798515
Bullets won't stop me.

>>17798538
the padded walls are keeping you there tho

>>17798490
>>17798515
As dank as it would be for Gura to be a gun owner, I think she doesn't own one if she is too retarded to drive a car and prob on some kind of med I don't think her parents would let her buy one
>>17798427
you are a carpet bagger
>>17798383
she gave me a hand job

>>17798622
She mentioned on her last member stream she has a gun. I think she used to go out hunting with her dad too so it's not like she doesn't have any experience shooting one

>>17798622
Meds.

>>17798622
She's handled guns before and I'll bet you anything her father probably made it a condition that she own one when she moved out on her own

>>17798383
with gunfire

>>17798161
Ty, I've just tuned in so I haven't even read the thread yet.

>>17798657
>She mentioned on her last member stream she has a gun.
what? when

>>17793943
It's Gawr season

Εκ λόγου άλλος εκβαίνει λόγος


dun dun dun dundun
dun dun dun dundun

>>17798657
the banjo one? I don't remember her saying that. Maybe about the gun in the video but not about owning on herself. timestamp?
Also Gura killing her own food would be based
>>17798676
time stamp on that too? again, from my interactions with retarded women they tend to be on meds for their retardation and not be allowed to be around guns for their retardedness.

>>17798383
"Abayo motherfucker."

do you think gura would like those JCS criminal psychology videos?

I don't know why people are surprised that Ame will go to Europe.
Kiara has been talking for weeks that she needs Ame to come to Europe to help her setting tech things for her birthday.

>>17798383
Call the police, graduate from hololive, move somewhere new
In that order

>>17798807
They only care about either of them for shitposting purposes. Please understand.

>>17798807
hopefully she remembers to send her an expense report

>>17798807
>need to fly your genmate to another continent because you can't figure out shit on your own
LOL LOL LMAO what is this bitch doing

>>17798807
Same anon.

Also just wanted to point out that cover is shit if talents need to cross the world to help themselves and Cover can't hire tech helps

>>17797529
>>17797205
>I hide most of my power level
What is this garbage? This isn't high school lol. Do whatever you want.

>>17797998
This is just sad coping. I don't even care why, if she does visit Kiara then its the final nail on the Amesame coffin. Hopefully Gura doesn't get depressed about it.

>>17798867
Don't talk about Kiara that way...

Also Ame probably will have fun on the trip too and Kiara can show her the sights of her homeland, it's not all just about tech support shit

>>17798807
It's a combination of shipfag cope and antis drama baiting. Pay it no mind.

>>17797439
>>17797205
i openly watch gura and now my mom listens to her singing and my sister watches her streams
stop giving a fuck

>>17798867
this is more of an excuse to meet a friend than for tech shit. I hope gura gets to meet her genmates soon.

>>17798897
>Shion ditches Gura for La+
>Ame ditches Gura for Kiara
>Calligula is forever

>>17798867
Something related to 3D. She didn't give too much detail since it will be for her birthday event

>>17798383
She'd unironically graduate and stop streaming probably

where was ame when gura disappeared for a week+
maybe that was them visiting each other or something

Gura's NijiEN oshi is still streaming btw https://youtu.be/8U-Bwfd-fpY

>>17793925
man, im bummed out about the ASMR thing, i hope she still does a cozy member stream though, what would be top cozy replacement for you guys?

>>17798989
How does one ironically graduates/stops streaming?

>>17798867
Austrians had a multi-million dollar pearl hair clip stolen by a plan that a guy made up in a day, do you really think they're competent enough to manage a stream setup?

>>17799026
>How does one ironically graduates/stops streaming?
QED: Filthy Frank

>>17799009
I just want another cooking stream man

>>17794179
Gura
Generally 1, 1-2 hours after my first meal of the day.
Pretty cash consistently having easy, predictable poos.

>>17793990
bully is way better though

gura is さかな

>>17799167
I want to bully Gura and make her cry

>>17799177
based

>>17798897
>if she does visit Kiara then its the final nail on the Amesame coffin. Hopefully Gura doesn't get depressed about it.
They literally streamed together less then 24 hours ago. Why are you like this?

>>17799117
NO

>>17799216
Apex collabs don't count

>>17799216
seadogs or nijibros, only explanation for the brain worms

>>17799057
...
I see.

>>17798897
Gura doesn't care, all relationships are keyfabe for streams. They're all just friends

>>17799216
Ever since its conception, people have been seething at Gurame forever, and for no apparent reason too.
If you want to make them mad, just post Gurame shit no stop and watch them seethe no stop on Global, because it's off-topic here

>>17799216
All shipping needs to die, it's a blight on every fanbase and all shippers need to be shot.

Gura is a peckerwood

>>17799307
Agreed.
The only ships should be the ones the girls do for themselves.

>>17799316
Gura is receiving a peckerwood from me

>>17799307
Shipping is fine as long as it doesn't spill into YouTube chat.

Come to think of it I think Gura is one of only two ENs that hasn't said the N word or come close to saying the N word on stream before

well?

>>17799307
I ship Gura and Moona

>>17799362
Wrong.

>past-life bait
Piss off.

>>17799362
wrong

>>17799316
Gura is pecking my wood

>>17799362
Dead wrong.

>he hasnt been to the tier 11 nigger hating streams

>>17799362
True

>>17799395
https://youtu.be/D5gfeLyjaqg

>>17799550
Post the link teamatechama.
https://files.catbox.moe/45s0nx.png

>>17799591
Oh that image is futa
Ew

>>17799307
This. Its fine if you like ships but these people have to let you know that they do, and that their delusion is really real because [enter essay here].

I could really use some gura karaoke right now.

time to horny post again
https://files.catbox.moe/ukeaek.webm

>>17799602
How does it feel to be gay?

>>17799652
man her singing this activated my saviorfag

>>17799706

Little Ryan is dead. Gura will cancel the stream

Gura...

Gura is drunk!

I wonder if Gura will ever get muse dash perms back

Gura used her microwave today

What if all of holoEN moved to Austria with Kiara

>>17799981
bullshit. she ate a gas station hot dog again

>>17799981
To heat up a hotdog

>>17799953
It jumped publishers, so maybe.

>>17799981
So did I! WE ARE!

Is this a bot that throws some random Gura statement, question or bait?

Can any of you autists post proof that Gura regularly wears diapers and/or regularly wets herself?

>>17799981
abayo

>>17800038
Yes.

>>17800033
it's a schizo that's been here since this morning, just ignore him and let him tire himself out

Gura can't contain her horny level today

>>17799794
who tf is little ryan ?

>>17800116
OP's penis

>>17798657
Lol no she didn't and she doesn't own a gun

>>17800116
have some respect mother fucker

>>17800116
A Morocco kid who fell in a 32 m well last Tuesday.
He was only rescued today but died one hour ago

>>17800200
this is the type of shit Gura would let out a small puff of air at when reading

>>17800200
People still fall in wells? What the fuck

>>17797823
Yep pretty fucking sad. The most she would have to fly to visit Gura anywhere in the lower 48 states is about 5 hours.

>>17799009
I honestly wasn't expecting the ASMR stream to happen in the first place so I wasn't really disappointed.
I hope she still does the Barbie watchalong though

>>17800247
yeah, out of her butt

I hope Gura does a farting ASMR

You got any photos of gura that could cheer me up? Not feeling too well today

>>17800200
Kek.
How wasn't I aware of this until now?

>>17800310
Gau~

Gura will play Needy Girl Overdose this upcoming week

>>17799307
I can't wait until homoEN and all the shipping starts between them and the holos

>>17800328
It's unimportant fluff meant to distract the masses?

>>17800252
BurgerLand is not (yet) the shittiest country in the world you know

>>17798922
based chumfamily

>>17799485
>past-life
kys

>>17800352
I doubt it. Some of the content in that game is gonna hit way too close to home for her and I can't see her being comfortable with it

>>17799009
im in the same timezone as her so a sleep stream where she leaves the mic next to her in bed and we get to hear what she sounds like sleeping. that would be best with a ku100 sharing the same pillow as her though

I would openly watch Gura but openly masturbating is a bit much.

>>17800352
Good, I wanna see her mock the fuck out if it so people stop treating her like a mentally damaged child because of her past.

>>17800372
Yeah, but I like reading that kind of stuff.
>>17800398
Your context reps...

>>17800352
will cuckbeats ever stop baiting this thread?

>>17800371
I ship Gideon and Astel

>>17800445
Probably not until after the 14th comes and goes and everyone moves on.

>>17800442
She calls herself a mentally damaged child.

>>17800442
What about treating her like a mentally damaged child because of her present.

The rennaisance men are coming to town. Gura will cancel the stream.

>>17800440
i haven't been kicked out of the library yet. you're doing it wrong

>>17800310

>>17800335
Looking at gura makes me think about what I'm doing with my life. I need to apply myself more for what I want to do, just like gura

I remember when I was a kid and I was watching big O and one episode they kept saying "pianist" and I thought they were saying "penis"

>>17800445
She still licks batteries

Gura will cancel the stream only to suddenly start streaming Apex an hour later

>>17800543
Gura didn't work hard, she just got lucky

gura will stream for exactly one frame, setting a new record that will stand until the end of hololive

>Autists STILL seething about it
jfc

>>17800310
reminder gura thinks about us enough to write a cute little letter for us before stream and makes notes to herself about our ideas

>>17800556
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>>17800568
My dad used to do that to test if they still had juice but I always was afraid to

>>17800520
That'd be like getting kicked out of a mcdonalds for eating a burger. There's only one reason people go to the library today.
Also Gura would laugh at this captcha

>>17799794
The kid that fell down a well?

/ggg/ is so terrible during Gura hours.

>>17800649
soz I was playing a game that mentioned a piano and I got my wires crossed

Take the bait.

>>17800670
I remember my dad got us all kicked out of burger king one time for arguing too much with the cashier and my mom was so embarrassed

>>17800670
oops

>>17800310

>>17800703
nyo

how likely do you think it is that Gura decides to play Aselia the Eternal on stream?

>>17799362
technically right, but on practice you're dead wrong because shipping will ALWAYS spill

>>17800734
When Nacho talks about Gura on her streams she never uses the word サメ (shark) she always says さかな (fish) which makes me think maybe Gura made up the shark thing all along and she is in fact just a fish

>>17800310

>>17800766
I asked Gura if she would consider fucking Amelia in her chat but she didn't react to my comment in any way. I'm not sure if she even saw it.

>>17800810
maybe that's like how sometimes people call all vampires a "dracula"

>>17799981
what do you think she cooked in it? she seems to be more of a stovetop person

>>17800810
oh nyo

>>17800810
this implies that it's possible for bloop to be a shark while gura is not

>>17800006
What if all of holoEN moved into my basement to be with me?

>>17800810
Sharks are fishes anon....

>>17800850
chocolate mousse

>>17800200
oh fuck.. prepare for an announcement at the end of the stream

Is gura dead?

Gura used to volunteer at an animal shelter

>>17800670
you're not allowed to jack off at the library unless you're homeless. that'd be like going to a food pantry even though you can afford to buy food. it's welfare for jacking off.

>>17800937
Yes >>17800200

I don't know about you guys but I REALLY like Gura.

>>17800310

>>17800810

>>17800942
Watch streams cuckbeat

>>17800880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoU4uKuy5Ts

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>17800404
>same baitpost given for Kiara
kys SEAnigger

Do you think Gura ever regrets joining hololive?

Bite the bait.

>>17800447
I get what you were implying, still KYS

yeah me

yeah me

>>17801138

>>17800670
I masturbated at school in the washroom on 3 different occasions in the 9th grade

>>17801187
Do you think Gura is ever gonna play Manhunter on stream again?

>>17801104
She talks about this like every member stream, watch streams