/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1692225
Calli is more of a middle/Bottom Right actually.

>>1692225
>lesbianism
>>>/x/

In the first place, their underwear should be other way around.

every coupling in each gen feels so forced.

>>1692225
based anon

>>1692225
Takamoribros, do you think Mori would be capable of asking Kiara to dress like Princess for her?

Reject TakaMori
Return to CarrotCake

>>1692862
>use watame meme for your anti-/u/ posting
>watame is basically confirmed carpetmuncher
ngmi

>>1697035
>carpetmuncher
You mean child predator. We all saw that interview.

I wonder if the bracelets have broken down already.

>>1692225
>ship dies as soon as single shitter calls it forced in sc
based

>Kiara moves from Japan
>Gura and Ame start seeing her as wife material from now much of a hard worker she is
>Mori gushes more about Ina than anyone else and sees her as wife material
It's over and I'm glad it is cause Mori has more fun interactions with the other girls

>>1699578
>>1697700
they made bracelets? cute, ngl

>forcing this tired old shit

>>1692225
KIARA STOP FUCKING GANG STALKING ME IN EVERY FUCKING PLACE MY EYES LOOKS

>>1692225
>/u/ humor
Pathetic.

>>1701000
Yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFVpV192c0

I want them to both start dating men and put an end to this pretend homosexuality shit

>>1701381
I want them to both date the same man. Me.

>>1692225
forced opportunistic pairing masterminded by Kiara
Mori hates her

>>1701938
>masterminded
Skip this word talking about Kiara in the future.

>>1701938
>Mori hates her

So you're legit suggesting that management/Kiara/whatever has been forcing Mori to like all the shipping fanart on Twitter, taking Kiara to a five-day vacation, making the braceletes, and bawling her eyes out when Kiara left Japan?

>>1702188

>>1702188
Yes. Mori HATES Kiara and has only gone on private vacations with her twice because management FORCED her to. She was also forced to sing Wah Wah World with her and is absolutely livid about it! Furthermore she is forced to retweet takamori art and to talk about Kiara against her will almost every single stream, and was forced to dedicate one of her emotes solely to Kiara (something no other holo has ever done before!) Calliope Mori who has railed against the management on outside collabs and game permissions is FURIOUS about being forced to be Kiara's friend! Finally, Enma herself forced Mori AT GUNPOINT to order friendship bracelets for the two. Do NOT believe Kiara's LIES about Mori getting clingy and teary eyed about her leaving, saying she'll be lonely without Kiara, hugging her and holding her hand when Kiara started crying, etc.

>>1702266
Well, I mean, she's not going to make it look like they hate each other. That would be 100% bad business, and they don't need a manager to force her for Mori to realize that. She does NOT like the Yuri shit, though.

Honestly the only reason it exists is probably because kiara likes to tease. She strikes me as somebody who really likes messing with her friends.

>takamori is dead
>views are not coming in
what do you do?
>tell people your shadowbanned
>they believe you
>next, tell them to upvote posts on plebbit
>they do
>next, do the same for her videos in member streams
>they do
>view still around 1k
>cry why dont people draw art with me and others to leech off of holos other than mori
>views still not budging
>make a "re-"debut" head faking normie watchers into thinking its special
>they fall for it
>now ship Ame and re-establish that Mori is just a friend
>suggest collabs, but only in your channel
>gura starts getting emotional in one collab
>views rising
>trash her & call her out - "ARE YOU CRYING, GURA?", "DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE?"
>views going down
>well done
>start another collab with uno
>views going down
>pretend to be a baby for 30 mins even though others are not interested in playing the character & just want to enjoy the game
>Mori disgusted by it, gura confused, Ina laughing at the absurdity
>still keeps going
>views rising
>cut the stream short and continue superchat reading quickly on the same stream
>supachas and subs coming in hot
there we go.mp3

>>1702479
>Honestly the only reason it exists is probably because kiara likes to numberfag

ftfy

>>1702949
Sadly, accurate.

>>1703003
You fixed it by making it into a schizopost?

>>1703062
>Ha ha, viewers like lesbians, right? Let's be lesbians! LESBIANS!
It's not schizo. It's exactly what happened.

>>1703191
I mean, Kiara is certainly not 100% straight

>>1692225
>"Guh mom, I'm only -pretending- to be a lesbian on stream so guys will give us money! It's called being a content creator! No I am not a liberal socialist turbo dyke, mom!"

>>1703258
Mori is 100% uninterested.

https://poal.me/op33mw
https://poal.me/op33mw
https://poal.me/op33mw

>>1703294
I can believe this

>>1703343
that's what makes it so hot

>>1703343
we know who mori really likes

>>1702949
>>trash her & call her out - "ARE YOU CRYING, GURA?", "DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE?"
can someone link to this ?

>>1704004
https://youtu.be/wD92BiHsriQ

this one?

>>1703951
This is who Calli likes

>>1704049
this isnt even close to "trashing" wtf

>>1704055

>>1704214
dont worry, kfp. I didnt post it for you to "protect" kiara.

I posted it for the lurkers who'll know the truth & then your reply to make judgments for themselves on how truthful you guys are.

keep it up.

Takamori will never be canon.

>>1704274
Kiara is literally the only one from EN im not watching at all but ok

>>1702266
>She gazed up at the enormous Chicken. Forty streams it had taken her to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the two hats. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of her nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. She had won the victory over herself. She loved Kiara.

Calli just said some sweet things about Kiara on the minecraft stream, for those worried that they are more distant.

>open takamori thread
>there's more seething than takamori
>post takamori anyway

>>1692225
Shizo shit.
Not just that, the chicken moved back to her country and now there is distance between the two. Just like men who leave to serve in the military, the great distance and time apart lead to eventual cheatings, falling out, and inevitable heartbreak. Your ship is a sinking one.

But hey, noel x flare and sukoya x kana on the other hand...

>>1707308
>>1707262
They're too damn cute

>>1707187
Take your (You) for that sensible chuckle

>>1707262
It would be nice if Calli were to say those sweet things to Kiara's face on stream more often.

>>1701381
This is literally how women interact though.

>>1707349
>sukoya x kana
selfcest??

>>1703258
roomate reps, do em.

>>1716544
From the thumbnail, this almost looked like the Rose of Versailles. That might be what the artist was going for, though.

The weird thing Takamori is that is comes off as forced because Kiara is doing high energy constant pushing that wears on people and results are people thinking it is forced. Yet in real life is basically the opposite, Mori is throwing all her money at Kiara praising her like german pussy cures cancer.

>>1717183
>praising her like german pussy cures cancer.
Austrian, and yes it does.

>>1717613
Thanks for dropping by Kiara

>>1702188
>>1702266
yes, Mori animated and narrated Kiara's debut storybook, included Kiara in her debut song, has a Kiara emote, planned a vacation for Kiara, talked to the staff for Kiara when she wouldn't eat the food, made friendship bracelets for Kiara, and always supports Kiara.
wow, Takamori, everyone.
sure do hope Kiara's numbers go up, like she wants.

>>1692933
Okakoro is incredibly natural.

>>1707262
That takes the charm out of it.

>>1721747
Meant for >>1710346

>>1697035
ogey rrat

>>1721747
>>1721793
Why do you mean?

>>1704274
The silent autistic majority

>>1707262
SOOOOOOUUUUURCEEEEE

How autistic is it that this ship was the the whole reason I got into hololive?

>>1733556
You'd be surprised at how many people Takamori got sucked into the VTuber hole

>>1704274
Annoying? Yeah. Thrashing? Nah. She sounds more like that basic white girl from high school who wants to help but doesn't know how to approach wierdos.

what is the appeal of this ship

>>1693612
For a moment I thought Kiara was stumbling into traffic.

>>1701903
Same brother.

Ironically Mori probably actually is a dyke irl, and KFC is just not her type

>>1740676
the best part is the fact that gura is taking a pic of herself

>>1748144
Anon she's literally talked about liking manlets on stream

>>1736434
as I said, let the lurkers make the judgement rather than taking insecure kfp's word for it.
not that difficult to understand.

>>1733556
As long as you eventually move on to good ships, love how many times I have seen people say they are Takamori fans, thenslowly become fans of Takamori and Noefure or Crossick and eventually just forget about Takamori.

>>1755051
I actually tried crosssick first. But the language barrier filtered me. Thier porn is great though

Kiara and Callie's friendship is sweet, but as a ship Takamori fucking sucks.

>>1746886

Attractive characters with eye catching designs

Tsundere x Thirtsy, pervy lesbo is a very amusing dynamic

Great chemistry with genuinely sweet moments

They are willing to play along with the fans

Hopes of being real

>>1701938
She literally took her on vacation.

>>1707349
Mate, we all know Takamori isn't real, we're just shipping it because it's cute.

>>1713964
Hate to brake it to you buddy, but Kiara's roommate has outright bragged about how much pussy she eats. There's pictures of her making out with her girlfriend out in public and everything.

>>1704435
Disgusting. Never trust a woman who raps.

>>1749038
She likes short people, not short men specifically.

And women are usually shorter.

>>1701938
Mori literally wanted to bathe naked with her but Kiara was too shy to do it.

>>1759551
I need this for research purposes.

>>1760415
That was most likely cope to not lose lesbian fans. Remember, Mori is a lady killer.

https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1373556221945409538?s=19

Why Mamaloni likes Takamori so much?

>>1759551
Based chicken

>>1755051
Takamori is a great ship though. Takamorichads don't bother if Kiara is licking Mori's pussy or not, we just appreciate their dynamic/relationship/friendship/bond. A shame though that people get filtered by some jokes because they want to pretend Mori is their girlfriend.

>>1762505
Because she is based

>>1770174
Of course, it would be a lot better if Kiara were eating Mori's pussy on the regular

>>1772722
Women have platonic lesbian sex all the time, so Kiara's fingers definitely got a little wet on their Hokkaido trip.

>>1772722
I know deep in my guts and bones that they had hot and gross sex during their honeymoon travel.

>>1773645
>>1773635
I wouldn't be surprised if they experimented a bit during their off-collabs as well.

>>1733556
Based, bu you're autistic for asking for permission from us losers

>>1778356
he was this close to being a chad

>>1707187
based literary anon

>>1773645
>>1777839
Why are KFPfags like this?

>>1779174
cranky cause your waifu sucks bird bean aren't you

>>1707187
My sides are in orbit

I really like when artists got for subtle Takamori

>>1777839
delusional /u/ niggers

>>1749038
People say a lot of shit, but she verifiably never actually had any relationship with any of these manlets she supposedly is into. Even in japan she would have found 'someone' willing to go down on that big titty gaijin.

>>1788449
She never publicly talked about the dudes she fucked, that doesn't mean it never happened.

>>1789241
It seems very important to you to envision Mori having sex with strange men--could you please explain exactly why?

>>1692225

>>1789965

>>1702188
>>1702266

>>1789979

>>1789965
>>1789979
>>1790025
This is adorable. And it shows other reason people likes Takamori so much

Is this the most forced hololive ship?

You can tell Mori only thinks of her as a friend and treats it nothing more than business yuri

>>1791403
>You can tell Mori only thinks of her as a friend
No one cares what Mori thinks

>>1772722
>>1773645
>>1777839
>>1773635
hate to break it to you guys, but german women like very specific things

>>1792805
>ywn hold your oshi's roommate in your arms
Why continue living, anons?

>>1792805
BASED

MODS ARE GAY

>>1792805
OH NO NO KFPKEKS DON'T LOOK

Tired: Takamori
Wired: TakaFloyd

>>1795222
TRIPS CONFIRM

>>1795255
DUBS DOUBLE CONFIRM

>>1795277
YOOOOOOOOOOO DUBS TRIPLE CONFIRM

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BTFO BY DIGITS KFPKEKS?

>>1795222
>>1795255
>>1795277
the numbers don't lie

>>1795222
>this kills the /u/schizo

>>1795222
OH NO NO KFPKEKS DON'T LOOK

>the numbers don't lie

>>1791403
How does it feel to not watch all the videos of your osshi simply because Kiara is in it?

>>1791403
Ironically, I've seen Kiara acting more often like is just business yuri that Calli

>>1789273
I don't particularly mind, I just think you guys are a bit too obsessed with your waifu's hymen. It's healthy to remember that there's a very good chance nobody in Hololive is a virgin. Don't want another Amegeddon after all.

>>1799988
>It's healthy to remember that there's a very good chance nobody in Hololive is a virgin.

Of course, Kiara and Mori already fucked like rabbits

>>1692225
>bottom left
Pls explain this to me, a straight cis white male

>>1803565
THEY ARE

>>1812676
see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg6kHFV2wf4
The original is the they were both bottoms, which you can google for plenty of instructional videos

Devoted and loving wives

Man, people really want them to read Mage and Demon Queen. I get why, but I find the more people push something on someone, the less they'll like it.

>>1701938
>forced opportunistic pairing masterminded by Kiara
Yes most definitely
>Mori hates her
He she seems to become accustomed friends with her and seems to legit care, and I can relate cause I too used to have a few annoying barely redeemable friends that I still cared for deeply, I just hope things turn out for the good for mori cause everyone deserves a happy ending, and to fulfill the idea that there was possible hope in those old failed friendships of mine

>>1817015
why are deadbeats so jealous

>>1817030
Anon I'm literally saying I hope calli and kara's friendship work out for the best despite the problems.

>>1817182
I think they will be fine. Calli is learning German to surprise Kiara and Kiara is learning to play the Ukelele to sing Calli a song for her birthday so

>>1703294
Remember what Marine said? It happens faster than you think.

>>1707262
What did she say?

I wonder what does Kiara's mom think about Takamori. The woman sounds pretty based from what Kiara tells of her.

Kek
https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1374365970303623175?s=20

>Kiara says she will eventually run out of ideas of things to gift Calli and she will simply give her a wedding ring then

>>1692225
Honestly this feeling so forced from the start is probably a big part of why I never started to watch either of them. Just feels obnoxious. I feel particularly bad for Mori, I hope she isn't forced to go along with it and that she doesn't mind that much.

>>1827877
Mori doesn't mind it, but she definitely isn't that much into /u/ pandering. They're good friends playing a game, that's all.

>>1824459
Mori's mom seems to really like Kiara from what both Mori and Kiara said. I don't think Kiara has ever mentioned what her mother thinks about Mori.

>>1832504
Well, Kaira said that is possible for her to have her mom on a stream so I'm sure someone will ask her about Takamori

>>1818497
Then again, is Marine who we're talking about here

>>1701381
But then they’ll be called out for queer baiting lol

>>1702188
I don’t think she hates her but they are friends which is probably why she goes along with it

>>1746886
Kiara constantly coming onto Mori even when they are streaming together and Mori sometimes playing along or acting tsundere about it. That’s pretty much it. If they didn’t pander so much, I don’t think it would be as big because it’s a visually unappealing ship.

>>1837834
It's a Grim Reaper and a Pheonix with Black and Orange color schemes. How is that visually unappealing?

>>1839238
Maybe anon is blind

>>1832504
I think Kiara mama approves. Kiara said she cried when she discovered Kiara sang "leaving on a jet plane" to Mori. So Kiara mama is hapoy for her daughter for treasuring that memory and she knows how important Mori is to her if she sang that to her.

>>1848478
happy*

>>1848478
From the way Kiara told it, her mom hasn't watched the archive and just got emotional at knowing that Kiara sung that song. Although she must have at least passing knowledge of Takamori.

>>1816985
That comic is more Takamori than Takamori itself kek. But yeah, hopefully they have fun reading it if ever.

>>1850152
From what Kiara says, it looks like she has knowledge from all of HoloEN. She knows that none of the girls have Netherite in Minecraft for example, so I am just assuming she has watched quite a bit of HoloEN content.

>>1697700
They both said they wouldn't wear them

In today's stream, Kiara was being aggressively gay for calli as usual while Calli was digging herself deeper trying to deny she was learning German for Kiara. It was fucking adorable

>>1818497
Marine is a fujoshi and an honest to god pervert. I don't think her experience is the general experience.

Its like two black holes spinning around each other before merging except instead of unimaginable amounts of gravity and mass its unimaginable amounts of pure cringe. I haven't been able to eat sour food in 6 months for fear of it compounding with this absolute cringe fest and my face just ripping in half. Its easier for me to keep watching the screen when I get jump scared. Just someone make it stop.

>>1860229
What

>>1827877
Yeah, that's what I didn't really like about it. I've been following EN from the earliest days and the ship always just felt so forced to me. I can appreciate both of their personalities, their friendship and the dynamics of that bond but the ship is just so forced, not a fan at all.

>>1859995
Didn’t she specifically say before that she was learning it to surprise Kiara in their next collab? Cute though.

>>1855575
I can’t believe Mama Phoenix is gonna save the dead EN server.

>>1860666
I'm gonna explain what she couldn't. She's learning German, because she wants to be a good friend for Kiara, but not because she's in love with her.

>>1704055

>>1703294
Except Mori doesn't pretend to be a lesbian, not even for one second. But I guess none of you anons have friends. Kiara might worth an argument, though.

>>1860764
I am going to explain what you're retarded enough not to understand even though it was said multiple times in this thread. No one cares if they actually get together or not, we enjoy their moments together, their friendship. Stop deluding yourself that we are /u/schizos that want them two to be together at all costs and that we're somehow forcing a role on Mori that she doesn't acknowledge. Yes, it is cute that Mori wants to learn it to surprise Kiara, regardless of her reasons for doing so.

>>1692862

https://youtu.be/ubrV6yBw9qo

>>1702266
I mean, if you're getting paid a million dollars, people will put up with a lot weirder stuff than that

I just hope they open up more with each other. Both Mori and Kiara kinda feel like they need a shoulder to cry on.

>>1874809
They are pretty open with each other off-stream, that's why they got so close in such a short span of time since they only met each other after joining Hololive.

I want them to play that game some KFP made

>>1879045
Kiara knows about it and some SC also made Mori aware of it.

>>1879045
This one?

I don't like commercial shippings, only crackships or the ones that happen naturally

>>1865666
Hey Satan, who is your oshi?

>>1721576
Gotta have the one real one to start the trend of forcing others.

So if there had to be an endgame to the ship, what should it be?

>>1887724
Let me go full /u/ schizo for a bit.

Something akin to what Crossick has would be my ideal end game for Takamori.

Kiara moved back home, dead ship /u/shizos

>>1887724
I want them to sleep in the same bed just because Mori has been vehemently against it. Anything beyond that is never happening anyway.

>>1908667
I like the way you think

>>1907764
it was a "dead" ship from the start, retard

I follow Takamori both for the surface-level yuribaiting (the fanart's dope), and also how cute their dynamic is as good friends and coworkers that have each other's backs.
I don't really care if the surface-level stuff is fake, there is something genuine in their relationship as close friends; I respect that.

>>1908499

>>1692225
what will happen to takamori when milkyqueen joins and rices the shit out of morinrin daily

>>1912945
Threesomes

kek