/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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please be a normal thread

>>17761288
With the friz? No way!

>>17761288
Tm8u

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Hello, your opportunity to buy Towa's 2nd anniversary goods are closing up, in the attached image you can see the three main items that you can get, the mask, a body bag, and some unisex bracelets. There's also keychains not shown.
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/tokoyamitowa_an2nd
Or, you can buy her EP, "Scream".
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/tokoyamitowa_scream

>>17761067
Whose hand is that?

Pj4xNzc2MDUyNg==

>>17761994
Gonna put Towa in a bloody body bag

>>17762072
>towa need

>>17761994
please buy!!!

>>17763589
nice

Don't buy Towa

aaaa divvies crash :(

bring back my 30% divs please

I'm financially ruined

>>17763847
>>17763887

I think my gambling has better returns than divs

>>17763937
tampa...

>>17763947
would you be interested in a gambling report

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>17764057
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17764057
fucking brat. wp

>>17764057
AAAAAAAA
RAPE CORRECTION NEEDED

>>17764029
There's like 5 total bets the test bet has been deleted So I guess a betting leaderboard would be fun?

Not bad, not bad at all.

Based

>>17764029
i've lost almost every bet so no

>>17764248
lmao

>>17764186
>bet leaderboard
im -5m....

Are we on the right track into the sub 5% divvies?

the 6m networth newfag must be jumping in joy right now

>>17764975
I hope he actually *wanted* the money at least...

>>17764996
lottery winner. honk release the taxes back to the public

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(late)

>forgot to turn off bot
>all my divvies went into stonks immediately.
damn that sucks.

Am I doing this correctly?

>>17764731
We might be. The ratings scale on the analyzer has been adjusted accordingly...

>>17765572
Sell Marine, she's garbage now.

how do i unfuck myself before adjustment?
im such a dummy

>>17765794
dead on arrival. sorry anon

>>17765866
fug.
guess im gonna eat shit for the day and try to tackle it tomorrow.

>>17766021
i can't see the problem? unless you have zero liquid atm and you need to sell stuff?

>>17764057
we must secure her existence etc etc

>>17765481
Post full deck

>>17766612
Anon, the deckposting arc is over and best if it remains buried in Nasfaqg's dark history.

>>17766679
>deckposting
made me look a couple of times there

>>17766974

>>17766612
Yeah I gotchu.

>>17767548
Just woke up, what the fuck happened?

>>17767548
>kino
best thread lost

>>17767708
d291bGRuJ3QgeW91IGxpa2UgdG8ga25vdy4uLg0K

I actually enjoy SPARKS now.

>>17767762
Robosa...

>>17767890
End it

Sweet 2 mln of divs.

Goodnight /nasfaq/.

>>17770513
Lmao Ame you can fuck that korean dog eater all you want I don't give a shit

>>17771167
Night rrat

Ohhh Konnui

>>17771403
Ohhh Konnui

>>17771496
Ohhh Konnui

Ohhh Konnui

night, /nasfaq/

Hello

>>17772723
Hi

>>17772723
Good morning

>>17772723

>>17772858
I'm not a kenzoku, I just like the video.

>>17772723

>>17772723
>>17772959
I forgot the hie
HIE!

>>17772959
avarice...

>>17772723
hi cutie

>>17771179
Ayame stop posting here and stream please

can anyone enlighten me why people are still buying these coins?

>>17774258
You can't just call me out like this, anon.

>>17774258
>he doesnt know

>>17774258
most likely neglected zhonkbots/auto-traders

>>17774258
>he lacks insight

i do not know if it's okay to talk about honk's qrd but i don't get it. i fear i am too stupid

>>17774396
I really don't get how shortings works too

>>17774396
Pretty sure he's sending out the same email to everyone. No idea why he's saying to email him instead of just posting it here or in the floor

>>17774443
I think the idea was to have people email back feedback, but who knows what honk was thinking

>>17774437
i need pictures
>>17774443
most likely to avoid shit opinions and control who gets the info maybe?

>>17774486
no one knows what honk thinks

>>17774515

>>17774555
honk should add these in the site desu

>>17774570

sometimes I wish my oshi would give out better divs

>>17775800
sometimes I wish your oshi wasn't such a shitcoin

>>17775800
same anon, same

Spade Echo coin please!

>>17775800
I wish mine would stream more. I miss her...

>>17776681
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr7aThLX4S4

>>17776761
mentally ill.deranged. a good candidate for the patron goddess of nasfaq

how do the shorting works?

>>17777892
just stop being short lmao

>>17778171
But short girls are the cutest

>>17777892
irl shorting? not sure about this but i think..
>you borrow coins to the broker with the promise of bringing it back
>you sell
>coin crash (you hope/speculate)
>you rebuy at a discount
>return coins to the broker
>profit
idk how nasfaq shorting be implemented because i cant understand honk qrd

>>17778409
I dont understand it but thx

>>17778409
Basically how to profit from a red day?

>>17778464
yes, in advance i dont do irl stock market so be wary

>>17778492
I do but I don't understand shit

>>17778409
this but you borrowing from other people, but there is a fee to borrow the asset

But it could be differnet in nasfaq, know honk there will be many fees

>>17778626
>borrowing from other people
how do the people who get borrowed on profit from this? aren't only the guys who borrows profit from this transaction?

>>17778740
Probably something like
>coin is supposed to crash
>let someone borrow your coins
>you don't have the coin that crashed so you don't go red
>get the money back afterwards

>>17779314
Now the question is, will the transfer of coin be instantaneous or not?

>>17779314
that is a problem. i think devs are planning a player to player transaction, if the devs go for this then there is no reason for anyone to actively do this, why would i care if coin crash? i still have the coin

ohhhhh i gotta shit

>>17781094
ha ha! Let it be known I already shat and am ready for the adjustment!

>>17781122
traitor

>>17781122
meds now

>>17781122
faggot

cut me some slack it was quite tight but I made it

>>17781122
The Society of Honourable Information Technicians has revoked your membershit.

>>17781122
>>17781147
>>17781173
>>17781205
This is the hardest I've laughed all week, thank you

what the fuck

post 'em

>>17781416

how retarded am I?

>>17781416

Pagi!

Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

>>17781465
show us your trade pagibot

uuh

>>17781498
I'll consider it.

>>17781416

>>17781416

>>17781566
>6s dubs
EL DIABLO

woah, i jumped a hundred places in the leaderboard

Tahnk mori

Not bad

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Calliope :: $17,841.68
>Chloe :: $10,568.01
>Watame :: $7,908.04

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Kiara :: -$10,153.37
>Laplus :: -$6,469.39
>Marine :: -$5,706.87

Overall Average Adjustment is -$477.65
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,573.61
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,770.61

Pick up some good deals, don't get baited, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.

>>17781916
I'm 10x ing ame

>>17781460
Not enough

>>17781916
did honk add another mamacoin

>>17781416

>>17782185
Huh? What?

>>17782224
I think it's an elaborate joke about the Kiara pic

woohoo I climbed 2 spots

>>17781460
So,

>Hololive and gen 0
Buying 1x holocoin is good, selling suisei 1x is OK.
>gen 1
Things seem to be in order here. If you have a lot of aki left you could consider selling.
>gen 2
You could up that choco sell to 2x for a few cycles. Otherwise looks good.
>gamers
Im happy to see you didnt fall for the okayu dip. Good job.
>sankisei
Rushia is still an ok buy for long term holding. Otherwise looks good.
>gen 4
Looks good.
>gen 5
Looks good.
>gen 6
4x Laplus is a bit on the aggressive side but its Ok for a few hours. Sell that chloe, Iroha is not worth 2x buying In my opinion.
>EN1
Yeah today's your chance to sell some mori. You could probably 3x the entire day, but do keep an eye on her price.
Buy kiara if your conviction allows, she is very cheap today.
>EN2 & Irys
10x mumei is insanity but hey, you do you. I¨d advice 5x at most. Sana and kronii are Ok buys but not for long, dont buy too much.
Stock up n baelz if you dont have a lot.
>ID
Selling ollie gives you pennies, i wouldnt do it. Otherwise looks good.
>mamas
buy nachoneko.

>>17781460
>buying chloe x3
OHNONONONONONO
HOLY RETARD

huh

My bibi's so small now...

>>17782955
adjusted accordingly, thanks! I didn't notice I was buying chloe

>>17783041
My debibification is almost complete

>>17783098
That's one squashed Bibi.

>>17783098
FLAT FUCK

>>17782955
>Kromei Tomatodinner but jpg.jpg

>>17784559
Like my filenames?

>>17782955
THEY ARE giving and recieving financial advice

Buy my Watamehat

buy the unisex bracelets

>>17785320
>tfw no nasfaq bf to show my bracelets

>>17785320
but I already have...

>>17785320
>you WILL buy the nasfaq gf identifier bracelet and wear it constantly 24/7 for easy nasfaq gf tracking, right anon?
the bracelet is cool not gonna lie

>>17785739
It'd make the perfect valentines gift, wouldn't it?

>>17786379

>>17786548
I had to. Koone read: GIMP took her Yubi.

>>17786548

hey anos, what are your long-term goals for the game? any things you've accomplished that you are proud of?

>>17786834
becoming konnui

>>17786834
goals: climb
accomplished: climbed

>>17786519
Bread koko

>>17786879
tiny...

>>17786879
anon this is a blue board...

>>17786879
>bread laying herself out for you
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>17786903
Its actually breaddy big, the angle distorts the size

>>17786834
I've been without a goal since football season started.

>>17786944
I have no clue about anything in football other than the racist team name change and tom brady resigning, who are your guesses for the super bowl winners?

>>17787025
Bucs ez

>>17786834
I have no more goals and there is very little that keeps me from stopping playing. I enjoy being at the top of my oshiboard and am proud of how I've been able to keep a wallet that I can consider 'soulful'. For a while I was able to maintain a very high leaderboard position with said wallet too, but those days are long over.

>>17786834
to have fun

>>17787140
based

>>17786834
Just keep buying my oshi until I overtake the leaderboard crown.

>>17786834
>Accomplishments:
- Massively improved my understanding of the market, trading strategies, and long-term strategies over the couple of months. I used to have a very meh playstyle,
- Got to enjoy Mahjong with friends here,
- Married with the perfect Nasfaq wife,
- Got to Top 50 as the then-youngest account there prior to dividends-sharing,
- Co-founded Miyatsuko and got to work with some truly wonderful people over its projects,
- Beat Cypher on the Mori oshiboard and took the crown.

>To-do:
At this point, it's more about maintaining what I have. I want to continue to improve my trading and dividend strategies, support Xylo, and support Miyatsuko. I doubt I can move furhter up on the leaderboard due to how the Zaibatsu works, but I've long abandoned attachment to my position there.
Hopefully together with other people I'll be able to help deliver more high-effort OC/events to the thread and have fun playing the game.

>>17786834
I did a fuckton of scripts when it first started, got into cool graph theory stuff. Obviously learned a bit about how the market works, which rekindled my interest for politics and economy. Right now I'm making a local client for nasfaq.

>>17786834
>Achievements:
- Succesfully deleted my account
- First 10K Miko
- First 5k Aqua
- First 1k on all coins
- #12 peak rank
- First to get all hats
>To do:
Nothing, current account is purely for fun with no goals in mind as I've achieved all I wanted. Although Im excited to see what honk got in store for the future.

>>17786834
Achieved my goal, now I will crab forever as a gatekeeper.

>>17787951
shionyo...

>>17787791
Also peak rank 4 was great, if only for a moment.

>>17787951
Based. You don't need anything flashy if you have fun, and gatekeepers in the leaderboard have my full respect.

>>17786834
>accomplished
-moved 5 spots for the first time in months
-got the mumei crown

>goal
-move further up
-have 40k mumei

>>17786879
Imposter.
>>17787025
If the Rams take it at least I'll feel vindicated about getting knocked out by them.
It's because my original goal was to take the Marine oshiboard crown from M before football season started. IIRC I got it before the Bucs even played a pre-season game. I play for fun now, and because some of you are kind of cool.

>>17788310
Your abayo would be one of the ones that'd make me abayo too...

>>17786834
Achievements:
- I bought a lot of Towa. So much in fact that I took over the crown.
- 50k+ single stack when the max multicoin was 5x
- Cute wife
- Top 50 within a few months of trying seriously
- Got my money drained by Honk for accidently using a bug
Goals:
- 100k Towa
- No menhera during this month

>>17788346

>>17788396
>cute wife

I am a law abiding citizen. I WILL pay my taxes.

bread material

>>17789507
on an unrelated note, I've realized 触手姦 has deleted their account...

>>17789507
Remember the fallen, and even more of them who have since deleted their accounts.
o7

>>17789507
Nice
my autism wishes you'd switched to light mode nasfaq and used "Darken" blending but oh well

Oh fuck bros, i forgot about you all. I've been busy schizoposting in other generals that i ended up forgetting /nasfaqg/. Honestly i'm out of ideas as i don't play the game anymore and the people i liked are mostly gone, so i don't really have a motivation to keep schizoposting. Hopefully someone takes my place moving forward and keeps the newfags in line. It was a pleasure, cya around o7.

>>17789507
I'm still playing what the fug?

>>17790169
It's been an honour to have you, schizo. See you around, hope you feel like coming back at some point.

>>17790169
I can't believe I'd miss the thread schizo. Take care, brother.
>>17790176
Whoops.

>>17790169
you could always blame avarice

>>17790176
whoops sorry post wallet I suck at remebering people

>>17790176
it's like I can still hear his name sometimes....
>>17790169
see you around, skitzoman

>>17790169
bayo schizo

>>17786834
>accomplished
- Managed to chase Rean off the Moriboard when I was a poorfag
- Learned about data collection and how to use a site's api, also learnt a lot about the game in general
- Built a BIG FAT Mori stack
- Succesfully managed to avoid deleting my account
- Met lots of cool peeps
- Learned about the mahjong demons
- I've stolen 4 billion superchats
- I've actually done well climbing which still doesn't make sense to me
>Goals
- Buy more Mori
- 44444 Mori and 66666 Mori
- 4096 Ina
- Keep having fun
- Steal more superchats
- Be less menhera...

>>17786834
Not only relating to the game, but also the community and the thread. Schizos beware.

>Accomplishments:
-Get into top 100 on my own
-Got to top 62 on my own
-Make friends
-Became #1 Kronii superchatter in the game
-First with 10k Kronii
-Pretty sure first with 10k of any EN2
-Took the Kronii board crown
-Got to enjoy doing fun stuff with nasfriends
-Be helpful to Miyatsuko
-Keep up posting regularly
-Made the writefaggotry archive
-Contributed to thread OC
-Became a good trader
-Made a cute sheet with cute pictures of Kronii
-Understand maths and IT stuff a bit better

>To-do:
-Take the trader 2nd from Applause
-Take the trader crown from Tri
-First to 10k all EN2 maybe?
-Contribute more to the thread and thread OC and/or it's archiving.
-Be more helpful to Miyatsuko
-Dont abayo or burn out
-Contribute positively to the thread and the game
-Help Avarice and others improve
-Help out any newkronies
-Clean up the Kronii oshiboard
-Make a sheet that isnt just a copy of someone else's
-Get Kronii 1 billion supa
-Make more friends
-Have more fun with the bros

>>17789614
He was still there like 4 days ago if I remember correctly

>>17792056
oh and ...
>To-do:
-Learn to use time better

what did they mean by this

>>17792931
>a new faggot has entered the mumeiboard.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>17793055
if you mean fluffy I'm pretty sure he's been dead for months now, more like someone leaved the mumeiboard

>>17793115
oh

Ohhh Konnui

>>17791932
>- I've stolen 4 billion superchats
Make that 5 now

>>17793115
The other guy overbought the mori dip
t. Mumei crown

>>17793325
>both Ame and Gura in the same day
Someone stop this faggot

>>17793438
hey avarice

>>17793458
Don't worry, he'll never steal my billion! Because I've yet to hit even 100 mil...

>>17792931
Watamates stronk together

>>17793325
AHHHH RAPE CORRECTION NEEDED

>>17793438
Get back in bed avarice

>>17793556
Consider superchatting to Kanata instead of Towa.

>>17793583
yeah, with me.

>>17793596
Don't wanna

>>17793317
Kani kani kani kani

>>17793556

>>17793641
Who do you love more, your oshi or your wife's oshi?

>>17793317
that crab would make me freak the fuck out holy shit that's absolutely terrifying

>>17793641
heimin... your sleep reps...

>>17793325
You need to be put down.

>>17793583
i was bored since I can't access the aggay, I'll sleep later

Morning /nasfaqg/

>>17793744
Morning rrat

>>17793744
Morning dansaa

>>17793694
My wife

>>17786834
I want to enjoy just playing the game and predicting how certain events will affect the market, and keep people informed about things. Everyone can't do their reps 24/7, and it's not fair to lock them out of the game because of that. But staring at a chart first thing after adjustments and making some quick decisions can at least keep your liquid flowing around.

>Accomplishments

>>17793641
Heimin, pop into the aggie.
>>17793836
Doing that is apparently not a bad way to play the game, in the end. I kind of miss the thrill of individual trades early on in the game, but I don't think that it'd be possible to sustain this type of gameplay forever given that the whole market is a positive non-zero sum game.

>>17786834
my only goal was to have fun when I first entered this thread and I had plenty of it shitposting with you guys

>>17793959
yeah well fuck you

>>17794473
you too

>>17786834
>Accomplished
- Top 30 as of today until the end of the day
- Took the crown of one of the most contested coins in the game
- Carried Peko to top 20 in supas
- Consistent top trader
- Finally joined the aggie
>Goals
- Take the real oshiboard crown
- Hit 110110 Pekos
- Have a unified oshiboard
- Lead the Peko nation
- Take top trader from Triangle
- Top 20
- Win a Mikohat auction
- Join in on thread culture

>>17786834
>accomplished
-shilled ina to nasfaq
-survived and won all takowars
-bullied the investigator enough to make him stockholm syndrome
-groomed a newhag within days
-only went shizo twice
-cofounded miyatsuko
-made everyone paranoid in the aggie
-made the longest running ritual posts
-actually made real good friends
-beat the ika frieren on both the leaderboard and the oshiboard
-improved my social skills and confidence

>to-do:
-beat cypher with a little help from my friends
-start helping said friends more after
-make ina the most superchatted holo (again)
-reach 88888 ina coins
-not go schizo again
-help any new takocchi that pops up
-finish nino

>>17795013
>groomed a newhag within days
?

>>17795013
What did nino do? Poor lad

>>17794915
let me help you there
check auction house

>>17795087
greedy fuck i hope it goes for 2k

>>17795113
?how am I greedy in this situation?

>>17786834
>Accomplishments:
- Newest hag in the top 20
- Using the most retarded trading strategy on Earth
- Learnt about the stock market
- Realised none of that knowledge applies here
- Learnt about network programming in C/C++
- That was a mistake, so I relearnt it in python
- That was again a mistake, fuck python, but I'm not switching again
- Learnt about data processing and display. Still can't plot for shit
- Got experience programming against a 3rd party API with almost no documentation.
- Made some tasty spaghetti code
- Made a few OCs, and a bunch of analysis posts/charts/spreadsheet autism
- Met cool people, got to draw a bit, played mahjong
- Consistently post Mio art in her supas ;)
- Somehow, haven't abayo'd myself

>Goals:
- None
I started playing cause it looked like it'd be good programming practice and with the goal of reaching top 20. I have accomplished all I wanted and more so now I'll just idle. Waiting for that mutual funds update.

>>17795087
oh no its Joe

>>17786834
>Accomplishments
- Get a bae hat
>Goals
- Reach second place on the Bae oshiboard
- Get a friend onto the Mumei oshiboard
>No longer accomplishable
- Beat my friends on a race to first page leaderboard

>>17793819
I love you too my cute heimin wife

>>17795739
I'm not falling for this again

>>17795013
>-bullied the investigator enough to make him stockholm syndrome
what?

Movie night starts in about 20 minutes. TONIGHT:
>Goodfellas (1990)
>The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)
The movies will play a second time.

>>17786834
Accomplishments:
-Reach 4 digits GF coin
-Made some OPs
-Gold medal on oshiboard

Goals:
-5 digit GF coin
-4 digit daughter coins (Mel and Luna)
-Reach a billion without relying on "meta" coins (just buying coins depending on who I watch)
-1 week steak on hour 19 posting

>>17797568
>steak

>>17796813
But I do love you cute heimin

>>17797637
Yeah, that too, I'm hungry. But you know what I meant.

>>17796813
If you want to chat to the real one, why not join the aggie?

>>17797828
Please, join the aggie.

How about a game of Dota 2?

Nah, I would play Paladins instead.

League

>>17799553
Death.

I wanna play hammewatch with the nasfaggots?

>>17799858
I don't know, do you?

Where is that russian Heimin? He is sure to want to play some Dota 2

>>17786834
Goal: See the end of nasfaq

>>17786834
goals: reach top 10
status: almost there

>>17800171
What even would be the end of nasfaq? The final yab?

>>17786834
Goal: Dont end up with regrets.

>>17786834
I don't have goals anymore. I just question everyday why am I still playing

Just realized that there's a way to find new users though not very effective if they sold their yellow card but basically people with no yellow cards and rope. Good examples are fred, zezajon, Invests Respectfully and King Kazama KK.

On that same matter, smiles' new account isn't old.

>>17802165
meant to say smiles' new account isn't really new

>>17802165
It isn't, but it also wasn't an alt. He took it over from one of his friends who quit the game.

>>17802238
That's one good way to not let an account get wasted.

honk, purge all the inactive players.

>>17802355
A corpse should be left alone

Continuing on, might as well make this a useless report, here are the players from 500 to 1000 that has no items at all : navel ltd., wooper wednesday, arsarnibal, retard-chama

If they're still alive or not, another completely different question

Trying to spot new players that are alive and doing well or new players that are getting roomed is more fun than I thought

>>17802450
corpse is stinky and must be buried.

>>17802211
>>17802238
ye it was an account around #360 that I got from a friend who's quit in like late may

>>17802930
wooper wednesday is the other aquaposter in the thread that post's kinda often. You can see he was rank6 this week's benchmark or something

>>17802930
You can just check leaderboard benchmark and check profiles there because of % change being the measurement and newerfags can easily get a high % change.

>>17802981
>>17803016
I completely forgot about this feature. You can really see Brat's grooming from here

This makes the stalking more fun and easier

excited to see zvent benchmark. must be a 1000% change

>>17803317
>Brat's grooming from here
Who got groomed?

>>17804065
priestess

>>17804065
Avarice

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>17805324
>19:00:00
>>17805325
>19:00:00

Today is a damn good day, we're gonna be rich

>>17805324
>>17805325
>19:00:00

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100 and 200 and those in their vicinity!

The divvies are here! I know its lodsofmone for all of us but remember to use it wisely! Dont waste your liquid!

Remember to care for yourself anon, you deserve it!

>>17805324
>>17805325

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 12,796,675, a 0.85% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 206,398. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 915,830 shares, or 7.16% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 28,450 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Laplus :: +6.5%
>Kiara :: +6.1%
>Nachoneko :: +5.8%
>Nene :: +3.8%
>Shion :: +3.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Chloe :: -4.2%
>Choco :: -3.5%
>Mel :: -2.7%
>Watame :: -1.8%
>Flare :: -1.3%

1 coin (Ollie) had a net 0% change in volume today.
19 other coins (Hololive, Nana, Noel, Subaru, Okayu, IRyS, Botan, Haato, Coco, Ayame, Civia, Baelz, Reine, Suisei, Pekora, Risu, Calliope, Moona, Kanata) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $151,170.64, which is an increase of 1.52% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $254,895,782,854.95, which is an increase of 5.86% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $19,918.91. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $33,897,331,882.70 in total market value, or 13.3% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $187,261,422.25 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 33):
>Calliope :: +70.7%
>Chloe :: +32.5%
>Watame :: +31.4%
>Choco :: +20.7%
>Flare :: +15.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 29):
>Marine :: -20.1%
>Mumei :: -19.8%
>Kiara :: -19.3%
>Baelz :: -14.2%
>Okayu :: -12.4%

22 coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $645,427,970, which is an increase of 396.86% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $229,914,268.46 today, an increase of 15.70% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 32):
>Kanata :: +32.6%
>Mel & Fauna :: +11.4%
>Iroha :: +11.1%
>Ina'nis :: +11%
>Sana :: +9.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Reine) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Kanata) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Gura, Amelia, Korone, Nabi, Haato, Subaru, Nana) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kiara :: $585.66 Up
>Calliope :: $556.08 Down
>Laplus :: $540.33 Up
>Chloe :: $470.39 Down
>Watame :: $313.44 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $0.72 Up
>Moona :: $1.95 Down
>Coco :: $2.58 Up
>Reine :: $2.85 Up
>Kanata :: $3.70 Down

Overall Average movement was $39.91 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $98.17 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$159.82 per hour.

Fairly standard post-Dividends activity today: High superchat amounts and minimal sales numbers (barring some outliers). I do want to call attention to the lack of overselling in general. Barely any coins have adjusted up then been sold to a point below their pre-adjustment value. That could be either because people are monitoring sales with much more discipline, or because coins are adjusting up so hard that they can't be sold below the pre-adjustment value. I'll let you ponder that one yourselves.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>17806743
>>Kanata :: +32.6%
All me

Rate my trades

>>17808179

>>17808179
fuck metacoins

>>17812911
>fuck metacoins
>buys miko
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>>17805325
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Saturday, February 5th

Live

Die

>>17818901
>The
What did anon meant by this?

>>17820508
he's watching the episode of spongebob where he writes the essay

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
survive

ngmi

>Trying to spend liquid
>Check trades at end of day
>Somehow made more liquid

>IRyS is back
>Karaoke
>Unarchived
There goes the spike...

early page 9 alert

i love irys

thanks for coming to movie night
don't forget to vote
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>>17828964
>>17828964
>>17828964
new bread

>>17789507
Sorry...I'm retarded. I saved it and will use it next time.