/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BOOOOOOOOM

https://nhentai.net/g/390786/2/
Oshi for this feel?

Stop! This thread is too horny already.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HAGS!

MYSTA LOVE!

>>17778274
There you go anon, she started going menhera now.

>>17778513

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>17778498
>lucar
Did he see this clip or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGG-84DlNI

In the entire history of vtubers, there has never been a more horny than pic related. I was 18 years old when I went to watch Selen Tatsuki; and this image awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my anime printed shorts, trickling down the gaming chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to clean my room, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the stream. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and some on my walls. My dad came in to take me out of my room, I began pissing even harder furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Selen" I'd scream between every blasts of my piss. Eventually, it took my dad, my mom, and our dog to remove me from my room, and forced me to change my soiled clothing.

>Luca, of all people, is giving Mika some beauty tips
Bizarro

The reason why I want to rape Pomu Rainpuff is very specific to the circumstances of my teenage years so I don't expect a lot of other anons to agree. Simply put, Pomu Rainpuff reminds me of all the JKs in high school that I wanted to rape. Her interactions with fans via zatsudan and marshmallows have her acting with an aura of smug self-importance and general derision towards her fans who try to elicit a reaction of the typical streamer "affection" from her. This reminds me a lot of the girls back in high school when the popular attractive girls would look at me as if I were some sort of creepy scum. I was, of course, but back then all it took for you to be "creepy" was that you didn't play sports or hung out with the cool kids. She elicits a reaction from me that just wants to pin her down and yell "don't you fucking look down at me you bitch" and have no other way to vent your frustration and anger at her other than restraining her and lifting up her skirt to slide her panties to the side and penetrate her dry vagina. I think this particular form of rape, the one I wish to bring upon Pomu Rainpuff, is a kind of rape that is a response to the perceived derision that she has for me. She thinks I'm a loser who could never even be considered worthy of sharing the same oxygen as her, so I'm going to take away and violate something that's extremely precious to her. When I have Pomu Rainpuff unable to move and futilely resisting my efforts to kiss her neck and force intimacy on her by invading her mouth to map the shape of the insides of her mouth with my tongue, she knows that she is powerless to stop it and she shouldn't have provoked me like that. When I pump my penis into her and she feels that it gradually becomes easier to do so as her vagina reacts to the penetration by lubricating itself, she would recognize that despite all logic, her body is still a slave to its base instincts. It's not dictated by her disgust or absolute contempt towards me, my appearance, and the kind of person that I am. At the end of the day, she is an animal like me, and her animal nature is one that is meant to be used as a fucktoy and filled by my cum.

>>17778498
>lucar
Did he see this clip or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGG-84DlNI

I WANT TO FUCK PETRA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PETRA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE PENGUIN WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER PENGUIN BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK PETRA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER PENGUIN PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE PETRA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK PETRA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT PETRA HELP ME FUCK PETRA SO HORNY FOR PENGUIN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A VTUBER FAN AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN STREAMING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA

PETRA LOVE!

>>17778555

>>17778581
his tip is literally just sleep

Rosemi is so fucking hot. She is more than a vtuber to me, she is a real person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The artist know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient flower. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her breast and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in her stream forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from her stream. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tights yet presentable regular clothes which reveal her milky thighs and punctuate the size of her breasts adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

>>17778637
MOMMY!

Why is Apex the only sport that is not gender segregated? Selen would dominate WApex.

how often does elira change her underwear? she probably wears the same pair of panties for an entire week before changing into a new pair

>>17778635

Fuck Elira

Selen reading my pregnancy posts while in the bathtub!

>>17778645
he's honestly not wrong though

chocominto eyesss

>>17778723
Same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKNBWKmNH8

>>17778703

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>17778671
You're only looking at the vtuber/streamer side of things. Professional apex is males only basically.
Also on some events/cups teams with girls get advantage by each member "costing" less points, if that's the format.
Mixed teams are pretty much encouraged.

why do i like luca so much i fucking hate this

>>17778645
You can buy all the products and surgery in the world, dehydration and sleep deprivation will undo all your work and cause permanent wrinkles.

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>17778671
There's a female only tournament but no one cares about it.

>>17778781
Average himbo enjoyer

I like chubby asian girls

>>17778781
Don't resist, give in to the pog

>>17778751
if mint is the minto
who's the choco?

Lucy, goddamn...

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon

Lucy my beloved.

>>17778671
NRG.lulu would mog Selen tho

Qu-chan LOVE, she and Selen are so cute together

>>17778805
i like when Millie makes funny noises

>>17778781
t. pomu

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile

>THAT HONEY
NINA OUT
LUCY IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>17778822
Elira

>>17778822
the only nigger in nijien

>>17778849
She's cute regardless

Mika is a funny girl

Nina Love!

>>17778876
I'm glad this shit is so easy to filter.

Oh god I fucking love Enna Alouette so much that every morning I milk myself from my morning wood because I dream of her so badly that I won't be satisfied until I passed out. I wake up from the sound of her compiled voice clips that I play for 24/7 in my room with her feet, pits, small breast, and her feather hair or somethin. One of my favorite aspects of her is when she yells really hard on her streams that makes my ears bleed because I always max my volume, not missing a single breath she does and when she sniffles I can't stop getting hard and imagining how delicious her produced liquid would be like. Every night before to go to bed, I pray to god that someday I can lick her sweaty armpits and make out with her every single day while fapping from her pictures inside my cum jars on the altar I specifically made for her.

Good to see the SotN stream is gonna be long.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

aggie
https://aggie.io/_ouv9y_njn
https://aggie.io/_ouv9y_njn
https://aggie.io/_ouv9y_njn

I hope Mika gets more viewers from all those collabs, she deserves it

This is why I always stick around till the end.

>>17778949
Has the anon that draws NijiEN as their PLs ever done Elira/Nova?

>>17778962
I hope all of ID benefits. Layla deserves more views imo

>>17778962
No

now what

>>17778555
>Pomu: *shows thighs*
>Luca: P-Pog...
>Pomu: T-Turn away please!
That was such a typical "anime fanservice scene" but it was pretty much acted on the spot so I can't avoid but love it.

PENTOMOS LOOK LIKE THIS?>??????

>>17778962
there's a reason why she turned sub-only mode on

Bye Selen... see you later...

>>17778975
you mean this?

>>17779043
Now we actually enjoy a nice thread free from fagoons for a few hours.

>>17778930
Pomu is on her way to becoming a gamer. Never thought I'd see the day.

>>17778975
yup. I actually asked that hours ago when I was asking if anybody has done Millie-rica yet

>>17778996
True, ID basically pioneered English vtubing , if it weren't for them i'm not sure i would be that interesting in it

How much would you pay for the pair of sweat stained panties Selen is peeling off her chubby butt right this moment

>>17779088
Yep, thanks.

>>17778975
it would look cool with the new outfit

>>17779142
$12,516 DOLLARS

>>17779088
Can't wait for anybody to draw Millie in Lyrica's outfit.

>>17779114
i will draw her next time... come help fill the canvas first

>>17779142
My life savings and my OW account with a lot of skins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjVZCmXL78M
feesh is going to be a proud mother of a hundred maggots!

>>17778975
There's more than one anon who draw it

https://twitter.com/Qu_Qualia/status/1489948406982545409
See you in a month, Qu-chan! And in every other kohaku stream!

>>17779215
read that as faggots at first

Why are indos like this?

Mika has ballsacks!

>>17779202
>>17779176
I'm sorry, but piss stains have been detected - the price is now in the six figure range ;-;

>>17779280
no.... not like this

>>17779280
Fuck you...

>>17778635
Why are her hands like this?

>Do you fuck your mother with that mouth

What are people's thoughts on >>17778175?

>>17779215
>botfly_larvae_removal

>>17779419
I want /HAHA/ right next to lazulight.
I need them elira milkies.

>>17779419
If you post in a split you are doing anti-unity.

>>17779344
watch the stream bruh
she doesn't want to doxx herself

>>17778781
He carries the same energy as (pic)

>>17778962
why?

>>17779140
Now that you say it, only Hana gets credit for that.

>>17779484
I've always assumed that
>/nijien/ is genchat for shitposting
>splits are for on topic discussion

>>17779484
I don't have to like every liver, fuck off. You retards keep twisting what unity means

>>17779046
The hell is up with that perspective?

>>17779484
No, just a normal oshi thread without the faggots shitting on her / him everytime you want to talk about it
>anti-unity
fuck unity, its a fucking meme

SEA-sisters. I have a tub of milo with me, lets have some together.
t. Aussie

>>17779419
I don't care about the proximity but the separation is a great idea

>>17779494
Anon... it was a joke about how they look retarded just like Mint's.

kumusta ka anon?

Malaysiabros?
How are you holding up?

>>17779484
Fuck unity

>>17779042
That moment lives rent free inside my head. The timing waa perfect and the fact everyone in the call but Luca was a girl made it perfect.

FLIP TIME OH YEAH!

>>17779419
Separate the splits from this thread and form a "united" nation with the splits Call it Yugosnijilavia

>>17779683
is this google translated

Forgive my ESLness, I don't know how to word this. But if you could switch around the nijiEN members' models between them, to whom would you give each model?
For example:
>Elira's model to Pomu
>Feesh's model to Elira


this came to my mind when I was thinking of what could have happened if anykara had chose Mint to be the dragon instead of Nova.

>>17779622
My milo ran out, sister…

wait Selen's team actually did better than Chihiro's team because of their last 2 games. Chihiro's team got 18th place with 3 kills vs 13 kills from Selen, Obly and Qu.

>>17779683
putangina mo

>>17779717
They're more like counties within Nijisanji EN, with this thread being the federal district and capital

I love that some filipinos add "po" or "opo" to their sentences. Just like cute anime characters.

>>17779717
>name
that wont end well friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEhEUy85PsY&ab_channel=Icariaball

>>17779817
Oh god this poc made me so hard I want to mouthfuck Millie so fucking bad

>>17779683
Alert lvl. 3 pa rin dito sa amin
Kaka badtriiiiiip

>>17779770
>comparing to the absolute lowest of bars that is Chihiro
dragoonsharts really desperate kek

why does javanese sounds kinda rough?

>>17779745
Finana gets Petra
Petra gets Millie
Millie gets Finana

what the fuck i thought Mika had a new hat

>>17779683
Gusto kong patayin ang mga taga-Manila, potangina nakakadiri sila fuck shet

Seffyna is such a good singer.

>>17779576
Perspective? No. He's got little pengu legs.

>>17779855
I was just surprised because Chihiro plays the game everyday and her team is very strong on paper with two preds so I honestly thought her placing would be higher. They also did really well in scrims

Why would you ever want to pick Tagalog in school?

>>17779921
to impress my oshi

Good morning, I love Pomu

>>17779745
Pomu wouldn't suit Elira's model at all I don't think. Despite being the older of the two she doesn't really give off the same big sister/onee-san girl next door type vibes Elira has that work so well with the look of the Elira model. Can you imagine Pomu's gremlin wagie rage in a model like Elira's? It doesn't really work in a calm mature looking character model as well as a small and feisty looking one like Pomu's.

>>17779916
Chihiro is just JP Selen: no matter how much she plays she will always remain a failure.

>>17779921
sex tourism

>>17779950
it only impresses boomers these days

>>17779770
That happen when you skip the scrims... the first matches were literally trying to find the perfect team comp... sadly they discovered it in the last 2 matches with obly changing Valk to Wraith and Selen changing Caustic to Bloodhound
Imagine if they were like this since the beginning.. well at least Selen was happy and hyped thanks to those 2 matches

>>17779887
I can understand Petra as Millie, but why the other options? I think Millie with Feesh's model would be so weird.

I really hope Selen can have good V-tuber friends who are around master to pred level in Apex and desirably in NA so they can do rank match stream together
like v-spo members and Reid for Bora
She definitely needs to maintain and improve her player skills if she wants to keep Apex as one of her main contents, but mere rank-grinding is no entertainment

>>17779921
it's part of the curriculum you need to take tagalog/filipino subject to fucking pass

>>17779964
>in the past he used Chihiro to shit on Selen
>now that Selen did better than the gremlin, he changed the tactic
get btfo fag

>>17779962
Anon, at the end of the day they are playing characters. Everyone would adjust to their models. If Pomu got Elira's then she would most likely veer into Pomura. Just watch Mint and she seems completely different compared to Pomu. Nova wasn't anywhere near as hyper as Elira is, to give another example. Petra was pretty different as Cierra too.

>>17779745
Reimu's model really wouldn't fit Pomu but I'm still surprised Pomu didn't become the ghost named after a 2hu character.

chu~

https://twitter.com/confirmedfrog/status/1488466982970093569

>>17780044
Aussies have tagalog classes? Does Ban Hada know tagalog?

>>17780044
It's optional though, in Luca's case

>>17779962
Yeah, there's also the expectation of the dragon being the central figure of the wave. And I don't think Pomu can perform that leading role as well as Elira. I don't think anyone else in NijiEN can, to be honest.

>>17780055
We could have had a big titty maid by now.

>>17780030
>if she wants to keep Apex as one of her main contents
wont happen, she is more variety these last months than Apex and she is happy with it... the problem is that she expect to do great on tournaments while playing only PUBs

>>17780067
I thought she was kissing Moona for half a second.

>>17780063
YOUMU LOVE

>>17779745
i'd swap Enna and Reimu's models around
Enna has a personality more befitting a ghost and it'd give the Enna x Millie duo a cute, spooky theme
Reimu's squawking in collabs would work better on a bird

>>17780106
MOONA-MILLE COLLAB WHEN???

What are you guys opinions to Petra's tiny pale hands?

>>17779745
I was trying to imagine this some days ago and I just couldn't wrap my head around it. I can't imagine someone's voice on somebody's else bodym It's impossible for me, I'm just too used.

>4 classes a day
>2 breaks a day
What the fuck, that's so lucky
How do you Aussie's even fail?

poor mika. sea school schedules fucking suck

>>17780063
holy shit, you're right

Enlighten me on the male side of vtubing Niji fans, I don't think a deep voice is all too exciting to listen to.

>>17780164
I used to be taken aback by Millie's voice in the cute blonde witch's body but now I can't imagine anyone else.

>>17780203
that's how it was for us
t. leaf

3rd world really are shitholes because their schools are fucking trash. They're fucking jails.

>>17780203
im so fucking jealous and i've been out of high school for 3 years fuck

JWU what happened to Selen's tournament VOD?

>>17778513
Did the boosted bitch embarrass us again or did Qu-chan carry her hard enough?

>>17780223
The idea of listening to someone just because of their voice is weird to me. As long as it isn't annoying, I don't really mind what the voice is.

>>17780055
Pomura would not work with Elira's model at all though. She sounds like an older lady MILF type character when she does that, the model doesn't look like that at all. It looks like a younger older sister/girl next door type.

>>17780248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iatkwuzeqpw ?

>>17780251
The former unfortunately.

>>17780203
How long's a class in Australia?

>>17780283
he said 70 mins

>>17780283
9am to 3pm according to luca

>>17780224
It's weird for me because Millie's PL model never really ait right with her voice. I think it fits her current one better, but that might be because I only watched her for her last month or so.

>>17780310
what the hell. That's two and a half hours less of school than I had

>>17780277
selen and not reimu? interesting choice

>>17780283
classes are 280 minutes
breaks are 90-100 minutes

Mika is a tryhard student wtf

>>17780272
She really needs to stop signing up to tournaments when she barely plays Apex anymore
It's unironically affecting her CCV

No wonder Mika is a full time depressed NEET.

>mika did ballet
imagine the sex

LUCA DID BALLET
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>17780307
That's comparable with my highschool equivalent then. We had 6 45minute classes or 3 90 minute ones a day.

>luca did ballet
imagine the sex

LUCA DID FICKING BALLET IN HS WTF SO THAT EXPLAINS THE SPLITS

>>17780409
>Luca did ballet
>Pomu did ballet
THEY ARE

>>17780406
>luca did ballet
imagine the sex

The lapdancing all makes sense now...

>>17780044
Depends on the school.
I had a sister school in Japan, we only had the option to learn Japanese.

>>17780409
that explains the split-ing ability

>>17780433
Wait she did?

>Ballerino Luca
Uoh....

>>17780445
and the fucking hip movements...and the splits...

>Ban Hada probably did ballet
I'M CUMMING

>>17780430
so Luca is a rich cunt...

>>17780485
MUH-

>>17780475
Yes, but dropped it after a few classes because she didn't want to fuck up her feet.

>>17780223
For me, it's simple. I like watching someone who makes me laugh.

>>17780495
He definitely sounds like it.

Mika sounds like she was born in a rich family

>>17780535
he lives in his parents' basement/storage room...

what's kumon class?

It's cute that Mika's opening up so much with Luca around.
Luca really is that one friend you're comfortable talking with.

I like how Mika just stopped playing and is just bonding with Luca now
Good pair

>>17780055
I don't think Elira is that different. If you only watched her in collabs with Mint and with groups you might get that impression but even now she struggles with being quiet in those. If you ever saw her pulling Genshin for example though she was just as loud if not more so with the screaming and shit.

>>17780564
It's like a math tutor

>>17780564
like a tutor/cram school whatever basically living hell for kids

>>17780550
She was. She isn't poor at all

>>17780123
Enna's morbid jokes while on Reimu's model...

I think Enna would do well with fox model, since she likes those boomer enka songs. But now I can't see her being anything than her current model, because of the dumb expressions she makes while cursing.

>>17780564
kumon mika's face

>>17780572
He is too much of a sweetheart. I have been liking him more and more lately.

>>17780564
It's where you send your kids to if you hate them.

>>17780350
It's the impostor round from Amongus, retarded phantomo

>>17780599
>I think Enna would do well with fox model
Wasn't Enna the original guess for Nina?

>only had to go to school for 6 hours a day
Fockin' Aussies...
It's not fair...

>>17780550
Of course
Who the fuck took ballet clasess if not some ultra rich cityfag family, it isnt common at all

>>17780626
Yeah, she was. And some girl named hana flores was the person they expect to be Enna. Speaking of guesses, I can't believe someone thought Vox was gonna be voiced by a voice actor LMAO.

>Studying in advance
What a fucking tryhard

>She completely stopped playing
That's the Mafioso charisma at work
Sasuga Boss!

Someone please post the Enna and Pomu shaking images. I don't have them.

>>17780564
school after school

>"People would pick fights with us."
Do aussies do that? I thought it was only in the philippines.

Luca-chan's amazingness shines brightly

>>17780267
thanks
weird it wasn't showing up for me

>>17780681
People also said he used a voice changer lol

>>17780608
no wonder that AmaLee hag was making moves on him

>>17780735
wait people do that here in the philippines?

>wake up
>go to school
>do some ballet
>go to the mall
>pick fights with randos
>go home
>eat
>then sleep
Sounds like a delinquent's story, lmao

>>17780790
>Sounds like a delinquent's story, lmao
delinquents do ballet now?

>>17780777
It turned into bet games in netcafes after a while

Bros, please forgive me, for I have Pomued.

>>17779683
putang inang bat binan nila catbox.more sa ph bobo eh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CXZiMqJ8q4

mika just realizing that parents think of their kids as New Game+

>>17780550
>>17780594
>>17780649
>"my parents are not rich at all"
Well, there's that.

>>17780777
Yeah, my private school was next to a mall and there were fights in there all the time. God knows how worse it is for public schools. Don't get me started on fights in computer shops or internet cafes as the world calls it.

>>17780839
so that's fucking why i can't use shit wtf

I didn't get the hardcore asian parents pressure but my mom literally told me before I graduated university that basically everyone in the family placed all their expectations on me out of the 4 children

>>17780839
>pldt user kek
works fine in globe though

>>17780844
AmaLee wants that young mussy

>>17780814
According to my shoujo mangas, yes

Am I blind or is the VOD for the zatsu Elira did last weekend missing on her channel?

spoiler]Sorry to doompost but can someone scold or comfort me about the stupid Vox accusations. I know they’re like fake or something but I can’t help but be stressed about it.[/spoiler]

Going on a FNAF date with the semen demon uwwoohhhh
https://youtu.be/O24BkYjzeaA

>>17780897
Can't believe Amalee is almost a hag now.

>>17780906
She unlisted it because its so scuffed. You can find it in her playlists.

>>17780839
>catbox.moe
Gumagana sa makina ko, pre
Pinagsasabi mo diyan? Ulol

>>17780915
if they had any weight, he'd probably be graduated by now.

>>17780839
puta

>>17780915
Forgot a [ on my fucking spoiler dammit

>>17780906
It's not gone-gone but it is unlisted for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fyakTnqYIM

>>17780915
They are true but he was also a minor so whatever

I spend 10 hours masturbating before watching milord's stream. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to my gaming chair and when his stream starts I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as his runescape intro music starts to play I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As my room gets covered in my hot sticky juices my mom looks on me with disgust as she passes my room. I always immediately clean my room after so that my mom don't have to see the amount of cum that I busted to. Best thing is I live here for free, so my dad gets me off if I clean the room myself. That's my fetish.

What a based bro...

wtf why are parents so cruel to their children?

>>17780839
Gumagana naman ah

>>17781037
asian parents in general

>>17781037
asian parents...

>>17781037
Gotta make sure the future investments work 100%, you dig?

>>17780859
This is what every single richfag says.

>>17780915
Ctrl + S, sister. One of the "victims" in the document defended him years ago. It's all hyper-exaggerated teenage drama, if you look at the screenshots. One of the parts of the document mentions him being 18 in 2018 and uses that to frame him as a pedo when he dated a 14 year old girl in 2016, when he'd have actually been 16. It's deliberate misframings and exaggerations and there's no victim testimonies for a reason - they don't exist. Your meme demon is safe.

>>17781082
>>17781063

>>17781037
Child's performance=Parent's reputation

I smell kino

>>17780393
unironically the first 2 games were thrown by Qu because she forgot to drop/land so they were late with no loot and also forgot to use her ult in a crucial fight. Selen's aim was a lot better than previous tourneys but she still made a few mistakes. I think Qu was more nervous than usual since her responses were slower compared to previous tournaments.

compared to Enna's mom, at least mika's mom gave her floaties

mika and mysta combo is like emo kids hanging out but mika and luca seems more energetic lmao

Luca and Mika's currently having a nostalgia trip
Cute.
They're definitely gonna interact more offscreen from now on.

GOOD MORNING ROSEMI SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1489962514771333126?s=20&t=GuCP4EQtd7dA7VCoYlOVlg
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1489962514771333126?s=20&t=GuCP4EQtd7dA7VCoYlOVlg
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1489962514771333126?s=20&t=GuCP4EQtd7dA7VCoYlOVlg
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1489962514771333126?s=20&t=GuCP4EQtd7dA7VCoYlOVlg
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1489962514771333126?s=20&t=GuCP4EQtd7dA7VCoYlOVlg

>>17781130
pre-recorded shit lmfao

>>17780915
>>17780993
he somewhat addressed it maybe when he was asking a random question a couple weeks back in a zatsudan. i think the question was something like, "how do i fix something that i've really fucked up?" and vox answered that we're all growing, we're all imperfect, and we're all redeemable. might also be the schizo me trying to connect dots that aren't there.

Luca's family doesn't deserve him.

Vox never went on a date before.

>What are you wearing?
>I told you to put the Freddy Fazbear cosplay!

>>17781170
Yeah they get along really well and can relate to each other on a lot of things

>>17781186
SHE IS CRAVING MY WHITE CHOCOLATE

>>17781202
DYRBI?

>>17780839
vpn gamitin mo

Vox being attracted to Freddy Frazbear is the stupidest shit and I'm ashamed at myself for laughing everytime someone posts about it

>>17781186
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHES SO CUTE FUCK

>>17781202
man has a girlfriend, he's definitely been on dates before

chubby asian girls...

>>17781256

I want to peg Ike, to see his sweet body quiver beneath me in pleasure. To corner him in his study while he diligently types away, delicately placing my hands on his. To tenderly kiss his lips, to nibble his ear and his neck as the tension slowly builds between us. To stroke his body until he is blinded by the fog on his glasses. I want to tie him up and force him to the ground, his voice hoarse from my hand around his throat, begging me to move faster, touch him more. But I will not because this is my show, and his pleasure is secondary to my enjoyment. I want to slide my fingers in his ass and stretch his hole till he is ready, to massage his prostate until he begs for me to fuck him. I want to delicately slide my dildo in his supple ass while he moans in ecstasy, tears and drool streaming down his face. I want to grab him by the hair and pump him stupid until the sheets beneath him are a pool of lube and cum.
After I've made him squeal and orgasm to my satisfaction I want to hold him close and tell him he did a good job while he licks my strap clean; let him know that he is a good boy. I want to pat his head and whisper loving affirmations, his glasses askew and his face a mess.
Nothing else could satisfy me like pegging Ike. I love him so much and want to show my love by making him feel the sheer pleasure of having his prostate pounded. I long for his voice calling my name while I give him all the pleasure he could ever want.
And eventually, in the hazy predawn light, as the morning dew forms on the grass outside, he will look at my still sleeping face. A soft laugh escapes his lips as his gentle hand passes down my cheek while the other produces a knife from under the pillow. It will glide gently into my throat as I glided into him and I will know as much pleasure from the experience. My eyes will open only once, and they will see his pulled wide by taught muscle, pupils dilated by a maddening lust, and I will pass into the realm beyond knowing that in the end I gave him all of the world’s pleasures.

are you ready on your date with vox anon?

Vox how are you driving if you have no feet?

>>17781202
You must have an idealized image of what a date is.

Every time I feel like Vox is getting on my nerves, he keeps pulling me back in with his kino streams. Damn you, autist man, I just can't hate you.

>>17781302
How is he driving the car without legs..

vox doing some tyler1 shit with the greenscreen

i hope this spirals into him saving the president's daughter or some stupid shit like that

Luca implicating his friend...

Luca's an underage drinker...

>>17781302
Yes. I'm ready to cyberbully Vox.

>>17781320
You're such a little tsundere, Reimu.

>>17781311
>>17781326
it's a self driving car threadwatcher anon

Vox stream is pure autism right now.

>NijiEN/ Nijisanji English General
>actually talks about the most subscribed NijiEN member
>>17736293
APOLOGIZE

guys I can see the buildings going further away inside vox's car help

>>17781350
18 is the legal age in au

>>17781360
I’m multitasking!

>alcohol in Indonesia is expensive enough to cost as much a month's worth of food
Is it because it's haram?

I thought they have right-sided steering wheel wth, immersion ruined

>"I'm paying for dinner and gas."
>Chat goes wild
Fucking what?

"Alcohol is unpog"
—Luca speaking at your school

>>17781462
Taxes since no brewer there

>>17781426
wow that post really stuck in your head huh

>>17781432
I think he implied he drank at 15 yrs old.

>>17781480
They're teenagers, anon.

>>17781480
His fans are hags with romance related PTSD scaring them away from real men for good, please undastand.

I expect this date to go extremely wrong

>>17781480
Those are expensive, anon. Even I, as a man, would go crazy if my partner said that to me on the way to a date.

Popping my what?

>>17781484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aivCN5ybz1c

luca doxing his age saying he's older than 18
same as shu yesterday he wasn't in his early 20's

they're probs all 25/26

>>17781504
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, THEY WERE CHINESE OLs A DAY AGO!

>>17781504
>>17781514
WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?

>>17781113
One time, I asked the women at my old job (we were like two guys in a group of 20-something women) if they would really hold in something a guy did to them, instead of going to the police, just so they could use it to ruin their life when the guy was in a better position. All the women under 40 answered "yes". Conclusion: Women are the shittiest scum

>>17781499
dude his friends did, he gave in at 18

>>17781542
You have to be older than 18 or older to even apply.

Vox is not attractive in the slightest. I do not understand the grip he has over the Chinese.

>>17781569
Ohhh

>>17781542
luca is literally still in college, he said it. he's probably 21-23

I'm a straight male and I'm watching Vox's stream. What does this mean?

He should have made the chat scroll sideways and parallel to the scenery in the background

>>17781626
It means there's no other streams on, so why not.

>>17781542
He's around 21-23
He's fucking young
No wonder hags orbit around him.

>>17781626
I've been watching it to see if its some weird shit like when Pomu did hers or if he is playing it straight.

>>17781626
I just want to see how a date feels like...even if i'm the girl

>>17781629
He has much to learn from the great Pomu

Anything interesting happened with the flipper cam yesterday after she got it working again?

>Female audience
>Wearing Oud Wood perfume
What did Vox mean by this

Okay, 8 more episodes till I'm caught up with ewiwa's watchalong.

>>17781587
>Vox is not attractive in the slightest
Why is an alien posting on the 4chans?

I thought this would be an interactive stream with pols and stuff.

Luca...
It's 1:16 am...

>>17781626
>I'm a straight male and I'm watching Vox's stream. What does this mean?
You're straight and lonely.

>>17781688
You're going to make it.

I want a financially stable female would treat me on a date

>He's gone
I feel empty...

>>17781691
He's a zoomer that burps on stream and obsesses over FNAF. He is, in all likelihood, a Sneedposter. He never even does the ultra low voice he did on debut anymore. There is simply no arousing aspects about him.

>>17781734
Are you tall and hung?

>>17781734
>I want a financially stable female would treat me on a date
Diet and work out and become a host boy for rich Chinese ladies.

rosemi could be a bit sexier in my personal opinion. i think her next outfit should have black lace with a garter belt kinda like amatsukaze from kancolle.

>>17781734
Now you get it, if the roles were reversed we would be the one barking like the Chinese OLs.

Seeing the live viewers instantly drop after Luca left is kinda sad desu

>>17781702
I mean you aren't wrong, why the hell do you think I'm /here/

>>17781734
I'm already in that kind of relationship
Tbqh, it's not a trilling experience.

This is fucking hilarious lmao

Vox thinks anomalies are sexy.

Okay, thread. Lets bet on whether he will cop out from the pandering like Pomu did
https://strawpoll.com/hd486je43

>>17781800
It's a buff for a reason

>>17781626
Rosemi is not on, I'm watching Vox too. Don't worry about it.

>>17781754
>Describes the perfect man
>Says this is bad
Yup, alien.

>Luca will never call you to hang out late in the night
Why even live ;_;

shit why did hada only comment on mika's stream now...SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN ACQUAINTED WITH LUCA FUCK

>>17781850
It's Vox, so no. He knows what his audience wants.

>>17781850
He's so shameless on what he does. I'm leaning on ALL IN.

>>17781889
Just self-insert into Pomu/Mizuchu/AmaLee/Mika

My man went to watch Bladerunner on a date...

>watch Blade Runner as his first date movie
HE'S

>>17781896
Stupid Hada, she could've had an aussie friend she could fight the kangaroos with.

>talking about his ex
It's over.

>>17781896
a sydney sider and a queensland boy can never get along, anon, give up the dream...

>>17781896
I'd be surprised if they weren't even if they never interacted on stream.

>>17781549
Don't let the other anons gaslight you, this is what most kindred look like.

>>17781896
SHE HATES HIM
AUSSIE TRIBALISM CONFIRMED

Let's GOOOO

>>17781979
>ARS

>>17781979
Kek

>>17781256
https://streamable.com/y4gut5

>>17781775
i want a gap moe like that, an absolute succubus of an outfit combined with a dorky innocent-presenting airhead
considering miki its not that far fetched

>>17781935
>goslinging his audience

>>17781979
ITS TIME TO SWOOP IN BOYS

>>17781887
You have strange tastes, sister.

>>17781850
He's a whore. So no.

I love Vox, but the extreme BFE moments make me uncomfortable. It's amazing to see how much people like it though.

Vox, this isn't the self insert role play I was looking for. Fucking plan and script this out you fucking autist.

>>17782051
Better than gayshit

Vox your autism...

The sad faces parade is killing me.

>>17781896
Ever notice how you never see Luca and Hada at the same time? Interesting to think about...

>>17782088
>Vtuber
>Hard scripting
Why?

>>17782088
Shut up, Reimu

>>17782088
lmao eat shit reimu

how the fuck can vox read that chat it's zooming past lmao

10k lonely Chink women watching this stream. I can't breed them all.

>>17782153
he's reading the supas

Is this cringing feeling how girl viewers feel when one of the female members does the occasional bit of pandering?

>>17782170
I'll help you brother

why this date feels like a sitcom
what the fuck is that bgm
kek

>>17782170
Weakness.

>>17782051
Reverse the genders and you'll still get a bunch of people. It's not surprising at all

>Things might go wrong
OH BOY HERE WE GO

Holy autism.
I love this.

>>17782235
How can chat effectively piss him off, that's the question.

>>17782186
desu, I get uncomfortable at blatant pandering from girl as a guy too, so

>>17782186
No, I think Vox is just too heavy handed with the pandering. Mysta too. When Rosemi acts cutesy it suits her. Luca can play up his cute traits and pander to chat and have it work too. The two Brits just don't know the meaning of subtlety.

>vox is 400 years old out on a date with 10k teenage chinks
HE'S A MOTHER FUCKING PEDO

>>17780436
>mysta did ballet
imagine the threesome

Vox only unfolds his arm for Freddy and no one else.

>>17782235
>"Birth Control fund for Reimu"

I WILL BLANKET EVERY CHINESE WOMAN WITH MY THICK WHITE SEED.

>>17782321
Based.

>>17782288
Mysta's one was fucking hilarious though, he was so bad at it.

>>17782316
Shut up SEAnig

>>17782294
How jealous is Ike right now?

aside from lazulight whos close/good friends with pomu?

>>17782363
Me

Lmaoooooo

>>17782374
I believe this

>>17782363
Selen

>>17782321
>shinkon santaku
KEK, now I KNOW someone else from EN wrote this for him, no way Vox knew about that

>>17782337
Yeah, it was funny and cute, but that's not what he intended. "Bee yourself" is a meme but Mysta unironically comes across as 10x more endearing when he just opens up to chat normally instead of trying to imitate some daddy dom faggot.

Which nijien would you smoke crack under a bridge with? For me it's finana