/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schedule for this week lads

Here's what we had this week: What have you liked the most from each stream so far? Buffson VR cooking will be on Monday, but we got to hear Ame in Gura's APEX stream earlier.
What's your favourite anecdote or childhood story that Ame's shared?

>>17765401
Douzo

>>17765460
I do appreciate you making the threads when I'm unable to, anon, so thanks. Have an Ame.

>>17765401
Can't wait for breakfast/brunch ASMR tomorrow.
The tongue story is a perennial favorite.

>>17765541
It was late, I thought you weren't there. Have two Ames

>>17765598
It's all good. I make 'em on page 9, so I'd say if it's page 10 and there isn't one up and you're around, then I'm either asleep or not at home.

I love amelia watson!

>>17765541
So cute when you stretches, I wanna surprise hug her

Ame is cute!

>>17766059
You know, your soundposts are always broken for me. Weird
assuming you're the guy that post soundposts that i can't listen to the last few days

>>17766151
probably not, it's been a hot minute since i posted one
catbox has been weird lately though

>>17766151
I wonder if it's because they're missing the https%3A%2F%2F part

i miss ame

>>17766200
Probably catbox having a seizure
>>17766229
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I don't think so

>>17766295
wait what? why is there no sound now? previous thread was working. Maybe it is that but sometimes?

>>17766295
>>17766378
those don't work, but these do
>>17693815
>>17703922
¿?

>>17766491
delete your browser cache

Gonna post random soundposts under the guise that I'm helping an anon test why soundposts aren't working for him

>>17766529
Well, it was a (Me) problem. Sorry and thanks

I don't remember what this one is

>>17765401
I wish I could have groomed teenage Ame

Don't remember this one either

Soundposts only work for me like 10% of the time, idk.

>>17766695
uooohhhhh middle schooler "raccoon" ame erotic!!!

>>17766839
Something about seeing those hotel streams makes me feel so warm inside. I don't know if it was the shitty mic, or her attitude about getting to move somewhere better than her old place, her still feeling a bit insecure about her success, or all of that combined, but they always make me feel good.

>hello?~
>teeest~
>hiii~
>ooh my eye itchy~
I got your soundposts right here.

>>17767023
I agree 100%, a part of me fell in love with her a lot more when she did them. Particularly in that soundpost where she just sounds so earnest giddy.
>>17767035
Nice soundpost!

>>17767023
All of that plus the fact that she was still willing to stream for us even despite being on the road.
Remember that one scuffed stream from back in August that only lasted for like fifteen minutes?

>>17766883
try this >>17766529 It worked for me

Alright I'll post one that I don't remember

Mario Galaxy 2 soonTM

>>17767076
>Remember that one scuffed stream from back in August that only lasted for like fifteen minutes?
My emotions were running high throughout that ordeal and I don't think I was alone in that. If nothing else the threads around that time showed just show crazy teamates are for Ame.

>>17767076
it was 6 minutes!

I'd kill to hear this every time I wake up.
Or this https://streamable.com/um4328

>>17767190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-wsfegcus

>>17767023
That was also when we got the hotel ASMR stream.
I just got home when it finished but I lay down in my bed, tuned in to what I missed, and it was one of the best days I've had in a while, and it was the best way I've unwound after work.
>>17767182
Also this. I was right there with you and the rest of the thread. I remember losing it over being able to hear her again and her constant
>hellloooo?~
With the scuffed connection and mic.
I love this girl so much it hurts sometimes.

Don't remember this one

I love Amelia Watson from Hololive and I wish her a speedy recovery back to 100% health!

I should use the ones from this stream more

>>17767467
Same desu

>>17767290
>you wake up
>you didn't sleep too well, not awful but could be better
>you turn over and see Ame having just woken up too
>she greets you good morning, and reassures you, like this:
https://files.catbox.moe/pyxstz.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/t1ow9o.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l1shft.mp4

>>17767535
>https://files.catbox.moe/pyxstz.mp4
>https://files.catbox.moe/t1ow9o.mp4
>https://files.catbox.moe/l1shft.mp4
I'm going to soundpost these once I'm done posting the ASMR ones

>>17767577
Blessed

To the teamates of the Amelia thread
Open invitation to the worldbuilding general: >>17767181
Please help us turn your general and its thread culture into a nation.
Bring nothing except for your general's history, memes and trends, and other miscellaneous lore.

>>17767139
>SMG2
I think it heavily depends on how many streams of Pokemon she'll do, its a long ass game. She usually plays 2 games at the same time with some smaller one/two sitting games she plays randomly.

>>17767622
She said she wants to continue it so we'll get one more at least, maybe do some more missions and fight another boss Pokemon and that could be it
Though I wouldn't mind if she kept going on that as long as she's enjoying it, the last stream was very fun and adorable after all
But I also would like to see her get to Galaxy 2, since that'll also be very good

>>17767577

>>17767577
>>https://files.catbox.moe/pyxstz.mp4
>>17767716
I don't think she'll get super far with Pokemon, since the once talked about how the appeal of Pokemon to her was the mindlessness. Some of the stuff later on in Arceus gets fairly challenging to my understanding. Happy to watch however much she wants to stream of it though.

>>17767952
>that soundpost
Fuck, man.
I think I realized that's what I needed to hear.
That things will be okay despite it all. And to hear it from someone I love so dearly.

>>17767577
>https://files.catbox.moe/t1ow9o.mp4

>>17767577
>>https://files.catbox.moe/l1shft.mp4
And that'll do for tonight, sorry for all the spam bros.
>>17768050
It definitely hit close to the heart when I heard it live from her during the karaoke. Regardless of whether she intended to have that effect or not, I'm grateful.

>>17767535
You think it would be possible to make a decent Ame GFE voicepack by mashing a bunch of sound clips together?

>>17768202
Thanks for the soudnposts anon, they're greatly appreciated.

>>17767076
Sad 360p Ame almost made me cry at the time, she's so precious
https://files.catbox.moe/0n0avi.mp3

>>17768706
It's all rushing back. It's that silly cliche where you're trying to reach one another but can't. So close and yet so far. I felt so sad that she couldn't talk to us and yet I felt so happy that she tried.

>>17768706
The way she says hello?~ is just so soft and warm, fuck.

>>17768706
>>17768784
*bounces tits up and down* Hello..? Hellooo....

>>17768893
>hello?~

>>17769046
there's a lot of pictures of Ame's ames out there, but none have ever made the heft and weightiness of them feel so visceral to me than this one.

>>17767066
damn this stream was so long ago....some of those membership streams sure got weird, I loved them

>>17769338
You know that button is holding on for dear life

>>17767535
>>17768202
chu chu chu from ame...

how do you guys make your soundposts? the methods I use involve 3 different websites (converting to the proper webm file, compressing it bc shit image board, then having to mute the audio). I probably could see if my video editor can do any of this, but that's also far too much effort booting the entire thing up to try and whip up a 15 second soundpost. I'm just wondering if there's some standard procedure or if my autist brute forcing really is the only way

>>17768202
fuck man, that reminds me of one of my favorite clips I've saved

>>17770286
There might be better ways, but what I do is put my clip into Davinci Resolve and render the video and audio separately. This also gives me a chance to crop the video to certain dimensions if I want. Then convert the video to webm with Handbrake and adjust dimensions or quality to get the right file size and convert the audio to ogg in Audacity.

>>17770313
Fuck, Ame's so cute and sweet and I love her so much

I missed the stream, because I went to sleep, but I dreamt of Ame for the first time. She and a bunch of other people were in my apartment and she was feeling sick, but tried to do the VR stream anyway. I wasn't allowed to interact with her while she was live. Suddenly, she started feeling much worse, so I rushed to her and asked her if she needed anything and told her that I would make her favorite soup. Then she got really angry with me for exposing her childish tastes.

Ame cute
https://files.catbox.moe/q6ohbr.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/9u5kgd.mp4

I love Ame so much.
How can she be so perfect?

I love how Gura calls Ame 'bozo'.

>>17765383
Up

I love gurame is back on the menu, but ametori collab song, soon.

>>17774875
They'll probably do a quick collab to hype the song, should be neat.

Would you guys mind if Ame hopped on the Needy Streamer FOTM wave
It would make for a funny stream I think

>If you really love Ame clap your hands (HIC, HIC) ~

>>17775065
Yeah, get one ending only & be done with it.
All the streams so far become a slog after you get the first ending.

>>17775775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z571ByeNbPQ

>>17775065
She doesn't usually go in for fotm, but I think it could make for some pretty good content. Would be interested to see if she plays up the Ame from another timeline shtick with the MC.

AHEM
7

>>17775065
don't really think it'd be a good fit since she's basically the opposite of in-game ame and the "haha it's you" joke would annoy her on anything other than her best days.
I could maybe see it work if she just shits on in-game ame for being a POS the whole time

Remember that one time Ame was cute and then she followed that up by being cute and then wrapped up the stream by being cute?

>>17777905
no can you send me every timestamp of this occuring

https://twitter.com/DaeganPayner/status/1489800426312642566

new members post

>>17775065
I'm sick of seeing that crap game shilled everywhere. I refuse to watch anyone play it.

So did she just now decide to go to sleep?

Ame is planning to visit Kiara by the summer!

for tech support

>Ame wants to visit Kiara before the summer
THEY ARE

>>17781882
Friends

>>17780645
its not as bad as i thought, but doesnt fit ame, mucho texto and shell just try to bruteforce it.

>>17775775
Hic, hic.

>>17775065
If she would have fun with it I would enjoy watching it, I don't care how overplayed it is.

>>17775065
I'd watch but i don't think the theme of the game is fitting for ame to play or react to.

>>17781882
>>17781875
It took almost 2 years. But we may eventually get the Ame off collab.

>>17769046
Why does this work every single time? It's like sorcery.

>>17769338
>but none have ever made the heft and weightiness of them
For me it's this one.

holy shit I just saw the final boss in Pokemon: Arceus and if Ame keeps playing I'm so sorry for her

new investigator here. what is the usual time?

>>17782950
Blindchama...

>>17782950
AmT which is 3PM PST or 6PM EST

>>17782950
This >>17783117 and:
11pm GMT
11pm UTC
12pm CET

>>17779761
Zero Suit Ame, finally
God fucking bless

>>17782946
I mean the game is intended for veteran Pokemon players. But yeah, the last boss is pure bullshit.

Hello, teammates. I just wanted to tell you that I recently found your oshi and she's pretty damn cute. Also, the way her shirt stretches around her breasts due to being tucked in does things to me that I don't understand.
I was wondering if you explain her voice a bit to me. It's extremely soft, like she's trying not to wake anyone in her house up. Her accent is also difficult to place. Lastly, I noticed her voice has a slight rasp-like quality to it. Is there a more accurate name for that type of thing in a voice? I figured you guys would know it more than anyone.

My money says Ame cancels one of her streams tonight. I'm betting on Doom

>>17785736
It's a bit hard to explain other than Ame is just the living embodiment of cuteness.
She just has a waaay~ of saying thiiings~. You might see people write ~ every now and then, Ame even does too in some text posts she writes, but that's about the best way to describe it.

>>17785863
It's not fun when you just slink away like a coward any time you get BTFO.

>>17785736
she has a high pitched husky voice - probably partly affected by the low freq filter she has on mic settings too

>>17785736
>Also, the way her shirt stretches around her breasts due to being tucked in does things to me that I don't understand.
It emphasizes just how big her boobas are. Her top is tight trying to contain 'em.

>>17786151
In conclusion, Nabi know her stuffs. Mother knows best.

>>17786151
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

>>17786151
I think she may have given me a kink. Too bad I have no idea what the fuck it would be called.

I want Ame to fix me and my sleep schedule

>>17786269
boob tent is king

>>17786269
I'd probably just call it tight clothes

>>17786250
Ame busty and sexy
I just wanna give her a hug. And then rest my face in between her soft, warm, big boobas.

>>17786319
Boob tent is probably it! Thank you!
Well, she might not be my oshi, but I definitely appreciate her and will check out her content a lot more. You guys have good taste. Here's hoping this year brings a lot of good content.

>>17786426
Glad to hear it anon, if Ame's content interests you then you're more than welcome around here.

https://files.catbox.moe/gx1f55.png

>>17786526
One more question, if you would. I love her rages. What game did she get most pissed while playing?

>>17786623
Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, Donkey Kong, and Smash, just to name a few.
Some pretty spectacularly adorable rages in the first so I'd say check that out if you want to hear that.
I've also got two Ame rages from her last Smash stream from a bit ago:
https://files.catbox.moe/g58eec.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/pfxm92.mp4
She can be a very kyut pterodactyl sometimes.

>>17786623
Mario Sunshine

>>17786623
Probably Mario Sunshine and Donkey Kong. Mario had several desk slams and with Donkey Kong there was a point where it sounded like she smashed some glass.

>>17786250

>>17787308
Sex and uwah

>>17787378
>>17787308
>>17786399
>>17786314
>>17786250
https://streamable.com/ofz421

>>17788054
Elite and based

>>17786886
Did she delete the footage of her playing Getting Over It? All I can find are short clips.

>>17788328
https://youtu.be/-ICVxiPrbtk

>>17788391
Perfect timing. Just deleted my original comment because I found it. Had to google it. Apparently the symbols next to the game title were throwing off my YouTube search, because it wasn't showing up.

>>17786623
DKC, Mario 64, or Mario Sunshine I feel like are the ones she played the most AND got the most pissed off at. DKC is still my absolute favorite game she streamed. Because while she was angry and doing her typical cute whining/blaming thing she also wanted to beat it and seemed to enjoy it. Was hilarious watching anons get pissed at how she beat the game in her typical ameway.

>>17788891
>and doing her typical cute whining/blaming thing she also wanted to beat it and seemed to enjoy it.
She really is so cute even when she's being whiny, I just wanna pat her on the head

The dress deserves more love than it gets in my opinion (not from Ame, but fans in general). But I guess that's difficult when your other outfits are all 10/10s.

i miss ame

>>17789442
It is really nice. At the least, it gave us new hairstyles for Ame to try out, especially since she can mix and match 'em now.

>>17789498
>the way the straps squish and pinch her thighs
Good stuff

How cute will Ame be today? There is no way she can be cuter than usual, right? There has to be a limit...

>>17789442
It's pretty telling people who say Ame doesn't like the dress are either new or just shit stirrers.

We've been with Ame over a year, we should have a pretty good idea how Ame works and for an outfit Ame more than anything cares about the context.

Is she playing or watching something detective related? She's going to use her default outfit. Is she doing a chill chat? She's going to use her casual outfit. Is she doing something fancy? She's going to use her dress. For example, it was obvious she was going to use her kimono for Arceus... a game that is based on ancient Japan.

Out of all those options "doing something fancy" is not something that happens every week.

>b-but she uses her kimono for random stuff too!

Thats the "new outfit phase", you don't have to watch Ame to know this, you just have to watch chubbas. Once they get a new outfit they will probably wear it for at least 1 or 2 weeks straight no matter the context. This is why Ame played Halo in her dress, this time context didn't matter, "new outfit phase" took precedent over it so she wore the dress.

Sadly for the dress, a couple months later her kimono was revealed so even if the dress was still on the "phase" the new outfit too priority.

Now its been enough time for the "new outfit phase" to stop and her choice of outfit will depend 100% on context, and like i said, fancy times are not that usual.

>>17789916
It's ASMR and she's gonna eat breakfast with us, and it's a member's stream.
I have a feeling her cuteness will be through the roof today. Plus remember, barring the brain hort from yesterday, she just got cuter and cuter each day this week.
Batten down the hatches. There is no limit to Ame's cuteness, she's just going to get exponentially cuter from here.

hey guys I've been reading and does anyone know if the AmeTori Offcollab it's true or I've been tricked into oblivion

>>17789933
Ame also mentioned the design of the kimono was deliberately tuned away from being too new-year-ish so that she can use it in other contexts through out the year. I really liked that decision - the kimono looks like a perfect fit for something like summer evening matsuri date too.

>>17790130
It's true that Ame told Kiara she wants to visit her before summer. If she'll actually do it, it remains to be seen.

>>17790189
>the kimono looks like a perfect fit for something like summer evening matsuri date too.
Holy fuck you're right.

>>17790189
Yep, thats something i forgot to mention. Compared to other girl's kimonos like Kronii's, Kiara's or Ina's, Ame's is way more subdued and simple, it can work almost like a robe or something like that.

It also has the fish which she hasn't taken off since she first revealed it so the outfit immediately jump to her favorites, add on to that her casual outfit having all her hairstyles now and you can see how her dress gets even lower priority.

This doesn't mean she hates her dress, Ame idolizes Nabi-mama so if she gave her a potato sack outfit Ame would probably love it.

Is just that she has better options and opportunities in the other outfits.

>>17789255
Is this guy full of shit?

>>17790251
Kiara would try to get in her pants... I can't approve of this

>>17790375
>Find a way to put on weight
Whadyamean~, she's got weight in all the right places already.

>>17790375
yes

>>17790375
Mostly yeah.
Its probably a overly elaborate subtle architect shitpost

>>17790375
do you have to ask?

>>17790386
Ame's pants must be big, to try and contain her huge butt

>>17765383
Ame fans.
So like, what did Gura do to annoy Ame? Like you can tell Gura is super into Ame with how much she liked Ame's graffiti and the way she talked to her. It is just weird with Gura being the one who is more popular and if you look at the illegal photos Gura is clearly the better looking of the two. It seems so weird that Gura is the one chasing Ame and not the other way around. And it isn't like Ame isn't into Yuri bating because she told Miko to slide into her DMs. Maybe Gura was going a little bit beyond bating because I am pretty sure that Gura, like Miko, likes girls. Though in Gura's case I think she is more likely to be bi, where as Miko is just a lesbian. I think La+ and Chloe might be bi too.
Also why do people say Ame hates her fandom? All the Ame memes I see make her seem like she is based and red pilled.

>>17790493
show tits

>>17790493
Our detective wife can be very autistic when it comes to public collabs. Please andastan

>>17790493
I don't know where you come from but go the fuck back

>>17790493

>>17790493
cool mental masturbation bro

>replying to off topic shit
Newmates...
Report and ignore

What do you guys think Ame will have for breakfast?

>>17790570
I'm a guy, not a roastie
>>17790571
how can she be more autistic than fucking literal spaghetti spilling shork?
>>17790585
/k/, and no. /vt/ is a /k/ colony

>>17790375
>thread featuring an EN girl that isn't their dedicated split
Yeah, I aint reading any of that. Those things are a sure fire way to attract SEAschizos.

The part that made it abundantly clear that it was bait was when he thought someone with clear FAS was more attractive.

>>17790705
promise you will never wear anything Hololive related when you do your mass shooting.

Do people underestimate just how much of a huge geek Ame is? Calling glasses specs, reads science fiction books, collects insects and makes little terrariums for them, talks for hours about the different species of fish.

>>17791851
She's a cute nerdy dorky geek about that kinda stuff and I could listen to her talk about making terrariums or about bugs for hours

>>17791851
Thats one of the best things about her honestly.
Shes not exactly book smart like lets say Ina, but she has an impressive amount of knowledge for hobbies and topics that interests her, and some random shit that you just don't expect.
Being so charismatic AND going off about terrariums, pets, space etc is probably the reason why I fell in love with her.

>>17791851
she's a beautiful freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpgT5lP_X6M

>>17792134
Same. I'm not usually susceptible to that kind of parasocial relationship, but Ame is the one time I came dangerously close to becoming Gosling.

>>17792134
Hearing Ame talk about her hobbies and how into it she gets and how passionate she is, it really does put a warm smile on my face

>>17792490
Has anyone asked her about fashion?

>>17793316
The only thing I remember is that she mentioned wearing spats

>>17793361
Chumbuds managed to make gura go on a tangent about her fashion taste, i wonder if teamates could pull a similar tangent from ame.

>>17793316
>>17793361
She buys shorts and t-shirts in bulk packages instead of doing laundry.

>>17793842
Ame in tight shorts

>>17793443
she's said she prefers wearing skirts

>>17794030
At home she just wears shorts, spats or panties, or pajama leggings if its too cold. I would know since I'm her man.

>>17794243
>I would know since I'm her man.
Well then that means you're not her man since you're wrong.

At home she is always nude.

>>17794243
>>17794373
Why am I arguing with myself again?

>>17794373
as someone who always sleep with cloths on - shorts + t shirts mostly - I genuinely wonder how sleeping naked work at times - it just feels uneasy and...naked to me

>>17794544
I'm always ass naked when in bed (including now). It's nice. Clothes to me represent partaking in activities, whether that's going to work, watching TV or playing games. If I were to walk around the house naked, I'd feel extremely uneasy. But not in bed.
If you're wondering, my computer is right by my bed at the moment, which is why I'm posting right now.

I just found out that Nabi's fans are called nabigators. Cool. Is there any art of them?

>>17794652
Makes sense. My bed's also next to my computer so I'm usually just in my boxers since it's just comfier, also it gets really hot in my room sometimes. If I have to go to the living room or something though, I just put on a shirt, sometimes shorts.
My bed being next to my computer also means I can tune into Ame's streams while laying down, which is pretty nice. I might even do that for today's ASMR stream.

>>17794243
Imagining Ame with only panties and a tanktop lounging around her sofa is more sexy than fully naked or whatever people imagine personally

>>17794772
While imagining Ame naked is nice, imagining her wearing just panties or spats and a tanktop is also quite nice.
I was gonna say it'd also be nice to imagine how tight they must be but while that'd be sexy, I can't imagine it'd be comfy to wear anything tight while lounging around. That's why I always wear a shirt one size bigger than my normal size while I'm at home.

You don't have to do laundry if you never wear clothes.

>>17795070
Joke's on you. I never do laundry anyways.

>>17794772
all bones and smelling of weed, ugh...

>>17795259
Anon that's disgusting...

Why doesn't she stream with Gura anymore? I miss those early podcast era collabs.

>>17795368
This is /vt/. I'm hardly the only one.

I guess the fake concernfag threads in the catalog attracted some shitposters.
Just report and ignore

>>17795423
That's quite a terrible, hygiene is important even if you are someone who rarely leaves home.

>>17795510
I think this shitposter bailed from /ggg/ since he got no (You)s.

I miss Ame

>>17795954
Aim better

Here's a timestamp to Kiara talking about her potential off-collab with Ame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXJmgwEz1kw&t=1h16m32s

im thinking of Ame...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHO9GS9SwlU

>>17796510
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES GOD PLEASE

>>17796517
>Nujabes
Absolutely based. I'm still sad he's gone.

>>17796517
>Nujabes
Based taste anon.

>>17796510
>>17796590
>I have something only she can help me with
Here come the rrats.

>>17796704
She has trouble achieving orgasm.

I trust Ame can help her.

>>17796704
sex or being there for kiara's childbirth

>>17796510
>>17796704
>"Ame... I have only something YOU can help me with~"
>"...Oh you have VR tech issues? I didn't have to come all the way over for that!"

>>17796510
This sounds a lot more set-in-stone than I expected, now I'm hyped.

>>17796867
go on

>>17796867
And theeen~ what?

>>17796704
She clearly has the Watson fever and medication had no effect, only Ame's body fluids can heal her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9pVJDL2J1Y
>Kiara on the day of Ame's arrival, riding to the airport to pick her up

>>17796911
>>17796925
>"No Ame... The issue I have is down there, your hands need to do their magic."
>"Ooooh are we making pancakes in your basement or something~? I love making gluten-free pancakes..."

>>17797127
>Ame being a hopeless romantic but completely oblivious to advances
kyut~!

>>17797193
>too dense to understand sexual innuendos in real conversations
>can only understand extremely obvious romantic advances
is this why amesame is "dead?"

>>17775065
>>17777339
>>17777889
>>17782261
All of this really. Ame's the type to jump on the trains late, so the games have usually been played to hell already. This one wouldn't be much worth the wait imo

>>17797256
nah, she directly avoids and deflects Gura's advances. Maybe shes just not into her.

>>17797193
>>17797256
This talk of romance just reminded me of the Pokemon stream where she thought the two arguing NPCs were gonna fall in loooove~

>>17797336
they tried to have irl sex but guras stinky samegaki snatch has scarred ame for life.

Ame Ame Ame

>>17797507
is this true?

>>17796893
Yeah, same
I hope they can do it and have a good time seeing each other irl!

>>17797544
Yeah, it was revealed to me in a dream

>>17797544
yes!

>>17790375
Anon it's Ame thread that isn't /here/ featuring a blog post, of course it's gonna be shit. It's either a dead thread or complete bait/shitposting no in-between

>>17790432
That’s exactly what it is

bros, I got into the EN discord and Ame is just straight up bulling Ina over the honking. Ina is flipping out and Ame just wrote
>The honking actually is worse than the holocaust because the honking really happened

>>17790432
>architecture
>with a girl who has wrists as skinny as picrel
non-teamates are funny

>>17797898

>>17797946
anon your soundpost saving reps

>>17797946

>>17798017
whatdyamean~? it works fine for me

>>17797928
Oh no its a shitpost saying she "needs to out on weight" to combat her illness, basically a groomer architect

>>17798108
Put on weight*
Fuck phoneposting

>>17786621
Dear God it's too early for this, it's doing things to me

>>17798091
Sometimes catbox files that end in .webm fail to be be played in the background of a soundpost.

Breakfast ASMR soon bros aaaaaaaa

>>17798270
https://files.catbox.moe/blkarg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ukicju.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/jhr372.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/viw3f9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/73fnjg.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/sez48k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/45s0nx.png

>>17798668
>https://files.catbox.moe/sez48k.png
Those are all good but Jesus that one's the best, holy fuck.

>>17798793
the boob looks like some sort of tumor

>>17798668
https://files.catbox.moe/j9pc98.mp3

>>17798836
It's not what they are?

>>17798888
The laugh at the end maaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>17798888
I-Is this what we're gonna hear in a bit?

>>17797898
What's really going on there is beyond your comprehension, and I doubt you have access to one of the Discord admin accounts that has visited.

>>17798888

>>17798888
boring

The member stream is for 6pm EST, right? I need to know so I can make breakfast for dinner before it starts.

>>17800030
Quads can never be boring bro, you destroy gigachad with those.

>>17798888
oh my

https://files.catbox.moe/8bd74v.mp4

>>17801035
I love that laugh at the end

>>17801035
That's a GOOD sound.

Is it safe to assume that there would be a delay?
There's no way she'll be able to make breakfast if reservation isn't up yet.
I kinda want to go to the store to get some snacks.

>>17801035
this is the only sound that will be audible during ames off-collab with kiara (and in droves whenever myth has that group japan trip)

https://youtu.be/CEu7VWPKcS0
https://youtu.be/CEu7VWPKcS0
Nice

>>17801866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17801866
>Soft speaking
I am GOING to collapse onto the floor, bros.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOGbIyCc9c3rY4NdumdEswFfhXgX_w3bF
makes sense

>...b orfgar
What did she mean by this?

>>17801866
I will die

>>17802014
Ame and I have a secret coded language and she's telling me to come over later on for sex

>>17801866
>thumbnail source
Could she have went deep diving for that one, it's over a year old
idk why but her usual shout-out message for it sounded much sweeter too, can't wait

>>17802541
Every time I read it, I just hear her voice saying it.
>cute borgar~
This is gonna be a long hour

>>17802587
I thought the stream was going to be in 5(10) minutes but I guess not

>>17802645
She was recording for stuff it seems

>>17802541
Probably just searched "#ameliart borgar"
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ameliart%20borgar&src=typed_query&f=top

>>17802541
I wonder if she saves links for potential thumbnails she comes across or something like that

>>17802667
pre-recorded stream? LOL

I am unbelievably excited for this stream, lads.

>>17796510
I hope it really happens. Kiara would be happy and I bet it would be good for Ame too.

>>17803663
Me too

din't it already start? it was +0 AMT like an hour ago wasn't it

>>17805057
You just missed it anon, it's ended seven minutes from now

>>17805057
Haha yeah the stream started at "+0 AmT" haha yeah it did haha trust me bro

>>17804268
yeah - anything that gets her away from the current office - hopefully she'll show some Watropolis pictures from the visit too

>>17805017
I already feel like I'm ngmi what the hell

Get in here, gentlemen
https://youtu.be/CEu7VWPKcS0

AME IS LIVE
AAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm not ready

>>17805532
im gonna cum

I feel like she’s had this intro/outro longer than any of the other ones she’s had

I'm so close to Ame!!!

SHE CUTE SHE CUTE

I'm just gonna lay down on the floor
GOD

me on the right

ame cute

I'm

>February
>watermelon
That's not gonna be any good

>bread

Ame and her breakfast both look so tasty~

>>17805814
You're?

>Instagram level picture
This brings me back to the 2020 membership posts and her hotel setup pic lol

I am becoming religious today bros. No fucking red lights for 18 miles have allowed me to arrive only missing like 2 minutes. I love Jesus and I love ame

Someday Ame will understand that ASMR has to be binaural, it isn't talking softly to a mic.

>>17805833
>Gluten-Free Toast
no need to worry

>>17805839
not ok

I'm in danger, lads

It's gluten free bread. Good.

Does anybody have a clip of Ame asking chat for help? Specifically her saying "teeell me~" I really like how she says that

>>17805877
To be fair anon, ASMR is about the stimulation and response you receive from it, not how the sound comes to you. People actually experience ASMR really early in life from random stuff but don't recognize it till they find a professional channel recording it

>The eggs aren't sunnyside up
Bros i held out so much hope. I thought today would be the day that all of my dreams of hearing and watching Ame eat sunnyside up eggs live are shattered. I will except scrambled as a consolation prize, but it will never compare to what could have been.

9 days until ametori cover drops~

>>17805976
I've always been wanting for people to clip this specific catch phrase but no one seems to like it as much as >we do

>>17806019
Oh you didnt die or leave, did you not watch the stream where she talked about her bagel sandwich?

mmm... soggy toast...

>I usually don't eat this much for breakfast
Architect bros, we're in.

>>17806019
>he missed it

>>17805848
Ame pls make all of your breakfast content if it means you eat better kek

Oh god, I could just smell the toast and eggs

>ASMR MIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEES

>>17806019
You're alive?! You missed it!

AHHHH AME'S TASTY MOUTH

>>17805877
>>17805995
>Talk of getting a binaural ASMR mic
Bros.......

>>17806061
>die or leave
Nothing will ever keep me from this cute detective
>Bagel sandwich
Im not sure, which one was this? The only vods im not caught up on are spots of the last apex stream and about half of the gura apex last night.

>>17806173
For real this time

In all honesty, I prefer guacamole that's a bit brown over just-made guacamole. The brown part makes it taste spicier.

>>17806195
it was the late night apex yeah

>>17806195
I don't have the timestamp but I here's the post describing her recipe
>>17645914

>>17806162
>>17806112
OH GOD WHAT DID I MISS

>gulp~
uuuuuwaaaaah

Now I can't help imagine cooking for her and answering all of her silly questions about food or the opposite where she makes something like this occasionally after noticing I'm tired or something sileossosjsiwhaiwjspowj

I...

>>17806195
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yOf2HokR9s&t=1741s

>>17806324
>keysmash
are you a woman or a bottom

>>17806246
>>17806223
I will be sure to finish the vod, probably tomorrow since we have double Ame this evening

I'm normally super autistic about the sound of other people eating, but this... I'm ngmi

>>17806250
>>17806367
I think it's this, it's hard to double check since I'm focusing on the stream.
https://files.catbox.moe/qzadw7.mp4

>>17806353
Thank you, I will be sure to watch as soon as this is over

>very squeaky hic
>scuse mee~
FUCK

>>17806360
>Doesn't know about the Ame hypnosis

s u c c

Ame eats slow, this is going to be a 2 hour stream at this rate

cute

> do do dodooooooo do do do doooooooo, dodododoooo dododoooo dododooooooo *squeak*

>>17806523
I feel like streaming naturally doubles your eating time if you aren't the type to mute or take a break until your meal is finished

>>17806523
Oh nyooooo

>sometimes~
>better~
>crazy~
>ready~
I just love the way Ame says words

>Thousand years stuck in her head
ITS CUZ THEY ARE PRACTICING TOGETHER FOR HOLOFES AHHHHHHHH

>I know we're in the middle of breakfast but look at this bug
I love this dork so much

SHE'S SO CUTE DUDE WTF SHE'S JUST SO CUTE
>Look at this bug
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>naming the bug donkey kong
Monki~

>>17806635
too bad myth's split across two days...oh if only...

>>17806646
>Wake up
>Breakfast with Ame after helping her cook it
>Sitting together talking, watching her be cute
>She suddenly pulls out her phone to show you pics
Fug

>that's not real!

>even now, ame's idea of ASMR is talking quietly into a normal microphone
Yet I still enjoy it

what are the little cubes next to the nuts? They look like candied ginger or something.

>>17806713
FUCK

>>17806790
>they are frozen pineapples

>>17806790
Those are dried pineapple bits she just mentioned.

>>17806755
>>17805995
At this point I think our love for Ame soothes us regardless

I will never experience this with someone like Ame

>>17806836
>>17806827
ah i see thank you, I thought the pineapple was whats in between the cubes and banana

This dumb dork is my reason for living, that's all I need

> ommmmm, ommmmm, ommmmmm... nooOOOoom!

>theme park water or church water
Chlorinated peas....

I love Ame so fucking much it hurts

>the church of Ame has a specific smell
Coconut scented...

I would join the Church of Ame

>Church of Ame
>Saint Amelia
I can totally see it happening

There is no feasible way this girl is real. She makes every moment watching her pure bliss. Ame cute.