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>> No.17757981
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hSMpYUctlk

>> No.17757999

Get in the zone!

>> No.17758011
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pew pew

>> No.17758020

>>17757999
AUTO ZONE ®

>> No.17758024
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Gura lust

>> No.17758030

>>17757999
Autozone

>> No.17758038
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.17758041

cunny cunny yummy yummy

>> No.17758042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzUjLC9yuSE
Gura masturbated to this.

>> No.17758046

She won't say it anymore..

>> No.17758072

1 more team to finish to get a victory.

>> No.17758098

GO GURA GO

>> No.17758099

>>17758046
gotta keep the door open for that kragen sponsorship

>> No.17758146

>>17757945
i wish the shoes on her outfit in 「Q」were sharper, they look kinda weird when they're round like that

>> No.17758226

>>17758042
Well, that was... something.

>> No.17758283

Gura won! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!

>> No.17758291

I've seen that episode on liveleaks before

>> No.17758316

GG victory with a guy gave up at the end.

>> No.17758348

i can't believe this is the amount of effort it takes to win in bronze. i want to be in bronze now

>> No.17758358

I love the grug

>> No.17758474

>stuff like that
Her voice was so cute there

>> No.17758487

>>17758042
>Gura is watching the clip

>> No.17758499
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.17758510
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17758510

How do we save her?

>> No.17758531

overwatch would probably be a fun stream

>> No.17758533

The tip of the onyo

>> No.17758543

>>17758510
the three viewers that aren't me leave

>> No.17758573

Tenderize my meat, Gura

>> No.17758580

Gura is tenderizing my meat UOOOHHHHHHH.

>> No.17758599

Gura is tenderizing us, shrimpbros!

>> No.17758610
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>>17758510
3 of you need to die

>> No.17758626

Gura about to de-vein us LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17758628

>bend over

>> No.17758634

YT CCV counter might as well be a random guess at this point.

>> No.17758632
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>Gura voring her members

>> No.17758639

chumbuds i have yogurt!

>> No.17758638

Gura removing my intestines

>> No.17758658
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17758658

CHUMBUDS?!?! WE'RE GOING INSIDE GURA

>> No.17758701

I actually just ate popcorn shrimp. Guess I'm a cannibal now

>> No.17758727

>>17758634
>at this point.
since forever

>> No.17758749

>>17758510
Only I can save her, and save her I will.

>> No.17758806

>>17758639
yeah, mine

>> No.17758826

>>17758531
Last one I played balance was so bad there was zero fun to be had unless you played one of meta heros.

>> No.17758884

GURA LOVES THE A MEME

>> No.17758955

the funny vowel man doesnt seem to know how to dive well. might have just downloaded the game to play with gura.

>> No.17758970

>>17758884

>> No.17759035

>>17758955
at least he took his chances instead of spamming friend requests like the rest of these tards

>> No.17759067
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>>17758658
Ikuzo

>> No.17759082

>>17759035
Are they retarded for sending friend requests or is Gura retarded for not turning them off?

>> No.17759100

>>17759082
Yes

>> No.17759108

>>17758955
yeah it's just some dumbfuck me

>> No.17759121

>>17759082
Gura should probably have them off but that doesn't change that people are being fags by sending the requests.

>> No.17759172

Gura has most likely pooped today...

>> No.17759184

>>17759121
What if she accepted a single one as a joke or on accident?
Than who would be the real fool?

>> No.17759195

I'm going to fucking destroy Gura in Apex and make sure she never comes back to this shit

>> No.17759211

gura's eggs...

>> No.17759214

Gura...

>> No.17759233
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Gura pls

>> No.17759235

from scrambled eggs to piss in 3 seconds flat with gawr gura

>> No.17759238
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i love this goofball

>> No.17759241

when I think about gura my heart goes up and down like i'm on a rollercoaster is this normal?

>> No.17759313
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what did he mean by this?

>> No.17759320

>>17759241
yeah it's called myogawrditis

>> No.17759324

>>17759241
That's called love, anon

>> No.17759326

>>17759172
Impossible... sharks don't poop

>> No.17759343
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>>17759241
she is a one of a kind girl. it's only natural

>> No.17759349

>>17759172
Yes, she has.
Source: I changed her diaper today.

>> No.17759409
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>>17759172
she's not the only one

>> No.17759406

>>17759195
wow good job anon!

>> No.17759434

>My gun is not working

>> No.17759483

Hotdog is code for dick (mine)

>> No.17759482

Why is Gura so excited about having a hot dog? It's cute, but I don't get it

>> No.17759499

Motherfuckin hotdogs

>> No.17759530

>>17759482
Think about what she normally eats. It's almost an actual meal.

>> No.17759554

Oh yeah, those Korean cooking videos are crazy. I like watching those

>> No.17759574
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>>17759482
Probably a childhood favorite food she has not had in a long time.

>> No.17759583

Gura is now my 2 view

>> No.17759593

>>17759313
abeca is spanish for 'scholarship'

>> No.17759596

GURA CLEAN OUT YOUR FRIDGE

>> No.17759600

>>17759482
Its not yogurt nor its vegan food that has been sitting on her fridge for weeks, a its like a fucking banquet.

>> No.17759606
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are chocolate corn dogs real?

>> No.17759614

>gura hates frozen fruit
it only took over a year for Gura to have an incorrect opinion

>> No.17759635

>>17759482
It's probably the most salt and protein she's eaten at once in months.

>> No.17759634

she wanted to say bitch

>> No.17759639

Gura was about to say Mozambitch.

>> No.17759638

>>17759606
I've seen them at the state fair actually

>> No.17759651

>>17759614
Frozen grapes are terrible, frozen berries are bearable, frozen pears are divine

>> No.17759661

>>17759593
That's 'beca' no 'abeca', it has a weird C too so I guess it's portuguese

>> No.17759692
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stinky fart gas

>> No.17759710

gura has the sense of humor of a child and i love it

>> No.17759727

frozen mango is the best

>> No.17759747

>>17759661
oh well then no one here is going to know any of that dead language

>> No.17759760
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My brain got used to the gifs and I just now noticed them again

>> No.17759778

She’s so fucking sweet…

>> No.17759815

>>17759760
man, irl gura must have really been throwing that ass back to get her little chibi 3d model to shake it that good

>> No.17759833

>>17759651
>frozen pears
do you just like bite into it or do you heat it up first? why not just eat a regular pear?

>> No.17759855
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>>17759815
>>17759760
She was

>> No.17759860

>>17759833
Keeps longer. Duh.

>> No.17759863
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>>17759815
yeah, she sure must have

>> No.17759889

>>17759815
She said she practices dancing while singing a while ago

>> No.17759905
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>>17759692
angry brap man

>> No.17759953

>>17759833
>heat it up
what would be the point of freezing it if you're going fucking heat it up afterwards?

>> No.17759967
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17759967

Gura knows how to move her lower half greatly.

>> No.17759969

gamer words inbound

>> No.17759981

>ywn call Gura a noob on stream

>> No.17760024

live reenactment of gura deciding not to send a tweet

>> No.17760036

>ayo

>> No.17760084

How often to you think Gura sits in prechat or on Twitter thinking of something to say and then gives up...

>> No.17760091

>>17760036
Anon please, forget you heard that

>> No.17760147

>stinky

>> No.17760149

Awooooo

>> No.17760153

>>17760084
She watches us in prechat for a good 15 minutes

>> No.17760238
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>Gura stops streaming
>Gura comes to you crying
>She rests her head on your chest
>She cries that she wet herself, and her chair, and clothes are all wet
What do you do?

>> No.17760307
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>>17760036

>> No.17760350

>>17760238
Get on my knees and eat her pissy cunny

>> No.17760355

Apex Lessons with Aqua senpai when?

>> No.17760378

>>17760238
gura wouldn't do that.

>> No.17760394

>>17760238
i pick her up and take her to our japanese-style bathroom and sit her on a little stool naked and thoroughly bathe her

>> No.17760416

I could carry them...

>> No.17760430

>>17760238
Stop Imagining

>> No.17760464

>>17760355
it would be extremely painful

>> No.17760505

gura watching aqua and wanting to play shooty game is adorable

>> No.17760523
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>>17760238
Mating press

>> No.17760525

>>17760464
....For you

>> No.17760536

>>17760355
Maybe in exchange gura can give her MK8 lessons.

>> No.17760537

I would never leave gura behind...

>> No.17760541

>>17760416
samedesu I don't even play Apex but these bronze matches look easy as fuck

>> No.17760550
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it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100 it wouldve been a KU-100

>> No.17760565

Wtf that movement was sick

>> No.17760586

>>17760378
I mean it was an accident it was not on purpose. Don't hold it against her.

>> No.17760618

Bronze 3, baby!

>> No.17760621
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>>17760550
FUCK

>> No.17760639

no more stream brain scrambled

>> No.17760646

>>17759860
I have honey crisp apples in my fridge from like a year ago and they still taste great. Do pears go bad more quickly?

>> No.17760665
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>>17760523
IS THIS REAL?

>> No.17760668

aaaah she's talking to me like "that" again!

>> No.17760679

>>17760550
when she does eventually get her KU-100 she'll do a bullying ASMR for members to make up for it

>> No.17760688
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DAMN, Gura wanted to let us know that it's just us and her now...

>> No.17760690

just me!

>> No.17760702

YOUR OSHI WILL PLAY APEX

AGAIN

>> No.17760705

oh god oh jeez she's right in my face oh no

>> No.17760710

I will be the last

>> No.17760718

>>17760688
Yeah, me!

>> No.17760760

thank you gura, very decisive!

>> No.17760793
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>Brain fried
>Decides to chat with us instead

>> No.17760797

She might stick to either Bully or GTAV tomorrow or do both in the same stream.

>> No.17760811

rockstar please make bully 2 but you play as a girl

>> No.17760817
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she was so fucking cute today

>> No.17760827

GURA SAT ON ME

>> No.17760835
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amesame cute!!

>> No.17760836

SHE SAT ON ME

>> No.17760843

gura sat on me!

>> No.17760842

GURA SAT ON MY FACE TOT

>> No.17760848

She sat on me. :D

>> No.17760862

I am tall because Gura sat on me.

>> No.17760867

BEEG SHRIMP

>> No.17760869

I'm Gura's big boy

>> No.17760872

Gura sat on us after tenderizing us. She also wants to play Dying Light 2, and Sekiro (off-stream).

>> No.17760893

>possible minecraft VR on sunday

>> No.17760923

>>17760811
>rockstar
>female protagonist
You can't have both.
Besides rockstar girls tend to be really ugly.

>> No.17760935

HOLY CUTE

>> No.17760936
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Fuck bros, all she did was read my comment. Why do I want to cry?

>> No.17760941

bros...

>> No.17760939

SO CUTE!

>> No.17760947

oyasame shark

>> No.17760949
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>>17760827
>>17760836
>>17760842
>>17760843
>>17760848
>>17760872
>Damn male shrimp, provoking shark girl, sitting punishment is required

>> No.17760959
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She's very good to us.

>> No.17760958

>new outro screen
Is she...

>> No.17760975

It's not fair .. We were supposed to get an ARK arc, not Apex..

>> No.17760978

Possible Minecraft VR on Sunday. Also, sleeping Gura end-screen is cute.

>> No.17760987
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she's gone again...

>> No.17760989
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Lads... I miss Gura...

>> No.17760990

>>17760949
me

>> No.17760991

>>17760817
stream was excellent idk how she does it

>> No.17760998

>>17760958
i mean COME ON

>> No.17761009

>>17760872
Do they not have perms for sekiro or does Gura ust prefer to play it offstream? I was really hoping she'd stream it one day.

>> No.17761032

i miss gura

>> No.17761033

Oyasame...

>> No.17761036

I miss Gura.

>> No.17761064

>>17761009
no perms.
i think EN had or maybe even still has perms but won't play out of respect for JP senpais who still don't.

>> No.17761071

>>17760989
Same desu

>> No.17761076

>>17760989
>>17761032
>>17761036
Aim better

>> No.17761080

well tomorrow is gonna be fun

>> No.17761084

>>17761009
lol good luck getting fromsoft perms

>> No.17761087

>>17761009
>Do they not have perms for sekiro
Absolutely not and they probably never will. Fuck Fromsoftware and their perms bullshit.

>> No.17761102
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Cute sleepy shark

>> No.17761105
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I miss her already

>> No.17761116
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That was a fun collab chumbies, I'm grateful to your oshi for letting me see mine.

>> No.17761128

where the grug at

>> No.17761147

>New song
>Kino Collab
>Rockstar tomorrow
>Members chat comming
>Possible Minecraft VR
CAN CHUMBUDS STOP WINNING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND I LOVE THIS SHORK

>> No.17761152

i'm the best!!

>> No.17761165

im the best

>> No.17761164

>>17761087
Nijisanji EN can play fromsoftware games on stream.

>> No.17761170
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I LOVE HER

>> No.17761186

>>17761116
Im sorry your oshi keeps eating bread
Have a good night

>> No.17761190
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>have to miss the members stream on sunday

>> No.17761201

>>17761087
Yeah, that's pretty bullshit. I don't understand why they wouldn't want them playing their games, especially considering they had that weird vtuber promo thing for Elden Ring not too long ago.

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>>17761116
im grateful to your oshi for being cute with mine.

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>>17761170
GURA MY BELOVED

>> No.17761237

>>17761164
That's cool. Cover doesn't and the holos have tried multiple times to get them so there must be a reason why they won't let them.

>> No.17761242

>>17761170
GOD.. DAMMITTTTTTT

>> No.17761250

>>17761170
>It hurts.
>It hurts.

>> No.17761256

>>17761116
Anytime

>> No.17761262

BLUE HEARTS THREE STREAMS IN A ROW

>> No.17761264

That was a really comfy stream, I feel great. Thanks Gura

>> No.17761273
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Hey all, it's Gura's ex-boyfriend again. Just wanted you to know that I want her back and there's nothing you can do about it. No hard feelings, bud.

>> No.17761274
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thank you, goomba
i don't know how you did it but you made apex so fun to watch, have a good rest, ogey?

>> No.17761283

>>17761164
Their loss

>> No.17761287

AmeSame love back in full force. All you haters and deniers have been PUT IN YOUR PLACE!

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17761294

what's goop goop doing now.

>> No.17761301
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Gura… my gem of the sea

>> No.17761300
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>>17761262
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>> No.17761309
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I'm glad we got an ever elusive ame collab today

>> No.17761314

>>17761009
Somehow I think it'll be like that other game she said she wanted to play offstream but never got started

>> No.17761332

>>17761087
These things are up to the publisher

>> No.17761337

>Apex streams suck
>Gura won't like it
>Gura won't play again
Lmao you guys are like a comedy routine

>> No.17761340

>>17761294
emptying her distended bladder

>> No.17761350

>>17761237
Its because Cover required them to sign documents to get their perms and do not allow word of mouth perms but Niji does.

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>>17761170
shes perfect...

>> No.17761364 [SPOILER] 
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>>17761294
Enjoying some self time

>> No.17761366

Ah, yes, the crushing emptiness as I now lay alone in my bed. Welcome back old friend.

>> No.17761374

>>17761332
no it's not. Activision would allow it, fromsoft is the company that said no.

>> No.17761377

>>17760550
See, I told you fuckers >>17519665

>> No.17761391

>>17761147
>also loading screen made by fans
Season 3 gura sugoi

>> No.17761398

>>17761294
looking for her new cunny art

>> No.17761410
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I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>> No.17761418

>>17761377
Jokes on you because there is now a zero chance she does because they didnt send it.

>> No.17761423

>>17761366
I'm not alone, I have fauna

>> No.17761432

>>17761164
To wit, Nijisanji is okay with implicit perms in that they'll play even if they don't have hard 100% written permissions, they just usually won't have monetization on when they do.
After the great copystrike arc in which Capcom nearly murdered cover, they absolutely REFUSE to play anything they don't have 100% explicit written permissions for.

>> No.17761452

>>17760550
>It was sold out
>The one who's buying it was Fauna

>> No.17761474

>>17761350
They should trust based Miyazaki he wouldn't hit them with a sneaky copyright claim.

>> No.17761483

>>17761418
It hurts
I believe in her that she'll order again.

>> No.17761485

WHERE IS SHE
I NEED HER

>> No.17761541
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>>17761273
fuck you. you cant have her

>> No.17761558

>>17761337
I only said these about solo Apex, I'm fine with collab Apex.

>> No.17761596
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uoh

>> No.17761620

>>17761273
A leg day skipper like you has no chance against me if I get serious.

>> No.17761635

>>17761474
I know they wouldnt but Cover has super autism over this and instead of just dealing with deleting vods sometimes they would rather have a super over complicated system that requires devs to respond to them directly and sign documents and pay someone to do all that for them.

TRUST ME ITS WAY EASIER THIS WAY!!!!

>> No.17761657

https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlk?t=466
timestamp for the microphone discussion
also i guess she confirmed she has acquired a new audio interface

>> No.17761663

>>17760550
I'm hyped for when she gets it, whenever that is.

>> No.17761667

>>17761273
It's too late, she's already moved on from you.

>> No.17761709

>>17761337
>solo apex sucks
YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE BAD ITS A COMEDY ROUTINE!!!!!!
ironic

>> No.17761721

>my youtube comments are shadow banned
oh boi

>> No.17761722

>>17761364
I wonder if Gura also likes to masturbate before going to bed like me. Maybe I should SC asking.

>> No.17761723
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>>17760550
There's always next year I guess.

>> No.17761735
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>> No.17761760

>>17761721
did you use a forbidden word, such as "voice" or "seen"?

>> No.17761770

>>17761657
also immediately before that can someone soundpost the lil 'wuv watsons' she did?

>> No.17761799
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17761799

I am the Last Chumbud!

>> No.17761820

>>17761760
>seen
Why is "seen" forbidden

>> No.17761829
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>>17761799
no me

>> No.17761837

>>17761820
nobody knows

>> No.17761867

https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlk?t=2h44m20s
She’s so incredibly cute
>Thanks! Sorry…

>> No.17761910

>>17761820
I can take a guess, but who really knows what the shark brain thinks

>> No.17761913

>>17761364
Oh, nyo Gura peed her panties a little. Poor little shark.

>> No.17761959
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17761959

Why are the numbers so fucked, more likes than live viewers, viewers dropping into single digits constantly. I know I have brain damage, I just want to see numbers work.

>> No.17761975

>>17761913
She looks so embarrassed about it too, just look at how much she's blushing!

>> No.17762038

>>17761820
hmm i wonder

>> No.17762040

>>17761959
youtube is run by incompetent contractors and everything is broken. they can't figure out how to fix it so they just lie about it.

>> No.17762041

>>17761959
from what teamyoutube has said the single digits thing is a bug but the view count being atrocious is normal and they don't consider the watch time to be accurate until a day after the stream for 'spam viiewer removal' to be complete.

>> No.17762054

Thank god Gura found Raft boring so atleast we don't have to watch that.

>> No.17762055

>>17761913
>>17761975
that's grool you virgins

>> No.17762077
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17762077

Gura loves only me

>> No.17762111

>>17762041
Why is Youtube so goddamn autistic about "bots" being counted as views?
Twitch basically doesn't give a single shit about that.

>> No.17762175

>>17761474
I think they already did. If I remember right, Aqua got struck during a sponsored Sekiro stream. I think Activision(the publisher) sponsored it and From didn't like want hololive streaming it or something? It was awhile ago.

>> No.17762185

>>17762111
they're literally just lying. if they meant "view bots", they would say "view bots". but that's defamatory toward their business partners ("content creators") so they can't make that accusation. "spam viewer" isn't meaningful but most people don't question it, so they say that instead.

>> No.17762264

>>17762111
I have no idea.
CCV doesn't factor into adsense and it's not like there's a diirectory to be the top streamer in. If they want to really grow youtube livestreaming, they should make it more viisible and juice the numbers as hard as possible.
give it 5 years and this feature will be yet another datapoint for the google graveyard.

>> No.17762282
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17762282

Guys don't make me do it! I will post "that" alien picture, and get the whole board nuked.... Unless you say hewwo to this cute little shark

>> No.17762291

>>17762175
Really? That's weird. From does make some very bizarre decisions sometimes.

>> No.17762301

>>17762282
hewwo you dirty xeno

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>>17762282

>> No.17762327

>Being called a noob
>Open the chat
>...
>Close the chat
This is how Gura struggled in prechat and twitter everytime, why is she like this?

>> No.17762332
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https://files.catbox.moe/bof65j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ctd1nh.png

>> No.17762383

>>17762055
Pretty sure it's been confirmed most female sexual fluids are urine or at least have urine in it.

>> No.17762390

>>17760550
She'll do something nice on V-day anyway and do ASMR content when it arrives. I believe.

>> No.17762398

>>17762327
she has anxiety let her be

>> No.17762408

>gura realized with all her talk about audio equipment she probably spoiled that valentines was going to be ASMR
>say something happened where she didn't get the mic
>will surprise us on the day with asmr with a proper mic
she loves us bros. just play along

>> No.17762410

>>17762111
they can't bother adding a captcha system to the website because it would filter the literal toddlers who constitute 90% of it's users so bots can do whatever the fuck they want

>> No.17762439
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17762439

This would be the kind of graffiti Gura would do if she went tagging with Ame

>> No.17762458

>>17762327
She's just like me. I love her.

>> No.17762457
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17762457

>>17762282
OUT

>> No.17762470

>>17762408
she spoiled it the day she promised it

>> No.17762494

>>17762332
Nerdy Gura is very cute and Atlantis Gura is sexy

>> No.17762502

>>17762408
meds
Gura isn't that smart alse she hates lying

>> No.17762518

>>17762383
grool is sticky you fucking virgin. i don't care whether you consider it urine or not, the consistency and color is not the same

>> No.17762526

>>17762327
People said ame was going to say the n-word in apex a long time ago, but it makes no sense she said nice try do people think she was going to say nigger try? That makes no sense.

>> No.17762564

>>17762332
Cunny gura is fine and all that but built definition like that back is just as attractive to me

>> No.17762571

>>17761337
I don't mind apex, but I didn't watch this one since it's an ame collab. If gura starts putting on her schedule in advance that ame will be present, it'll be easier to plan in advance to skip that stream.

>> No.17762579

>>17762502
it's not lying if it's a surprise and will make the other party happy

>> No.17762613

>>17762327
she thinks about the consequences of her actions as someone influential unlike some sertain people

>> No.17762614

>>17762439
Nah she'd scribble poop and a a crudely drawn shrimp

>> No.17762633

>>17762282
*SQUISH*

>> No.17762634

>>17762502
>Gura isn't that smart alse she hates lying
surprises arent lying

>> No.17762645

>>17762518
Sounds like you're just in denial because you don't want to be considered a pissfag you fucking faggot.

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>>17762614
Ha, yeah, you're probably right.

>> No.17762691

>>17762634
It's not a surprise. She already promised it. Though as I said I wouldn't mind if it wasn't with a proper ASMR mic since the practice soft-talks are still some of her best content.

>> No.17762702

>>17762408
>She doesn't want to do asmr and is using this as the reason to do something else instead

>> No.17762715

>>17762633
Oh, you're squeezing fresh mango juice for her? That's very nice of you.

>> No.17762756

>>17762645
i am a pissfag and a groolfag, retard
do not speak to me about piss or grool again. you clearly can't recognize quality piss nor grool if you cannot tell them apart

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>>17762614
She can draw very cute things when she wants to
https://youtu.be/cFqKmnjBJ2k?t=8350

>> No.17762796

should I ask what "grool" is or just leave

>> No.17762814

Gura already has a 3Dio
you think she decided to buy a ku100 after watching the other girls using it?

>> No.17762825

>>17762796
leave

>> No.17762841

>>17762796
It should be obvious from context. It's what leaves the snail trail.

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>>17761770

>> No.17762882
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>>17762768
I love her doodles

>> No.17762897

>>17762327
>>17762398
>>17762526
>>17762613
Gura and Ame both regularly use the words nigger and faggot off stream, but they aren't japs like Miko so they don't think they can get away with saying nigger like Miko did even after it was explained to her what the word nigger meant

>> No.17762906
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>>17762756
I did not say it was good piss I just said it is (mostly) piss. Good piss needs to be a light yellow.

>> No.17762902

grool is such a disgusting fucking word for it. I'm trying to get 'cunny honey' to catch on

>> No.17762901

>>17762841
don't call it that

>> No.17762917

>>17762796
“Grool” may be a slang term for “girl drool,” a lubricant secreted by women during sexual simulations. Example: Some girls have clear grool and some girls have creamy grool.

>> No.17762934

>>17762814
Yes.

>> No.17762948

>>17761294
gooping

>> No.17762955

>>17762901
why?

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>>17762857
thanks anon
i'll kill you last

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17762962

>Super excited for Enter the Gungeon stream since it's one of my favorite games.
>It turned into an Apex stream.
>I guess she had problems getting it to capture or something that sucks.
>Gura: Yeah I didn't want to do enter the Gungeon. Why Apex because I wanna. Simple as that.

>> No.17762973

>>17762814
she wants to give us the naizuri experience after listening to the marine, noel collab

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>>17762917
cool dude

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>>17762973
oh no i'd die

>> No.17763022

>>17762902
Drool isn't gross either.

>> No.17763047

>>17762897
To be honest apart from the trend hopper twitterfags I think most weebs, and gamers say gamers words.

>> No.17763053
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17763053

Goodnight chumbuds, I'm happy to have caught gura live tonight so now I'll rest happy. Shark dreams!

>> No.17763060

>>17762897
not even HER used to say such words, stop forcing your dirty mouth on Gura

>> No.17763079

>>17761294
Dying

>> No.17763095

>>17762796
its like the natural vagina lubricant. Vaginas are kinda gross, they have the mucus shit and "discharge"
Squirt is 100% piss, but "grool" is made of blood plasma and some other shit from the glands in the area and sometimes the cervex depending on the ovulation cycle

>> No.17763127

>>17763095
>they have the mucus shit
I'm going to go ahead and ruin you for life: Did you know that milk is a mucus?

>> No.17763130

>>17763047
I don't think so. I think it depends on whether you played FPS games and picked up a pottymouth as a kid.

>> No.17763149

>>17763095


awesome

>> No.17763153

>>17762814
Have you listened to any of Fauna's KU100 stream? The difference between that and the 3DIO is fucking night and day (as it should be.)

>> No.17763168
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>>17762962
It happens sometimes. Take this it will make you feel better.

>> No.17763173

>>17762973
i would ejaculate from all my holes

>> No.17763195

>>17763095
Don't care, still want to drink all bodily fluids mentioned in this post.

>> No.17763197

>>17763009
she already kinda did in 3Dio quality, but yeah same

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17763200

The next two days are going to be so fucking good

>> No.17763236

>>17763197
I died then, I'll die again

>> No.17763255

>>17762897
stop trying to project your own disgusting personhood onto my polite sharkwife dumb fucking polnigger

>> No.17763266

>>17762973
Just listening to her shufling around to take her shirt off in order to press the mic against (the wrong side of) her chest during her heart beat asmr attempt had me on full mast.

>> No.17763282

>>17763153
Audiofags, what makes the KU100 so much better?

>> No.17763307 [DELETED] 

>>17763127
ok and? Are you one of those subhuman nonwhites who can't drink milk? Apparently Gura is because she must get gassy or the shits because she said only chicken curry was worth it to eat cheese
>>17763047
>>17763060
>>17763255
>>17763130
Gura 100% says the words nigger and faggot off stream. When Mori tried to bait her in the 8 crazy nights stream asking if Gura would date a guy who taught her son "gamer words" Gura said she knew more gamerwords than most people. Gura also started laughing when Mori sent her the boss nigger song.

>> No.17763331

do you think gura is into aliens and sasquatch and stuff or is she uncool

>> No.17763333

>>17763153
yes, you can hear every little noise from their body

>> No.17763353

>>17763307
go back

>> No.17763354

>>17763130
Nah, it was common in all games before some companies put their feet down to appeal to normies. I remember in the early days of LoL faggot was a common word, and I don't recall many people getting in trouble for it. But it may have been just no one reported it at the time.

>> No.17763358 [DELETED] 

>>17763307
>Are you one of those subhuman nonwhites who can't drink milk?
Bitch please, I drink at least half a gallon of milk a day and I'm 6'5.

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>>17763331
She fucking loves the 'squatch.

>> No.17763411

>>17763307
shut it deadbeat

>> No.17763415

>>17763307
I mean it's easy to tell they both thought boss*gamer word* was funny.

>> No.17763427

>>17763331
do you even watch streams? She fucking adores that shit.

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I love my princess shark daughterwife

>> No.17763463

>>17763331
She's mentioned wanting to go looking for Sasquatch once and also mentioned that it's not the same thing as Bigfoot. Can't remember if she's talked about aliens before or not.

>> No.17763468

>>17763331
I mean she said she saw a U.F.O once so yeah.

>> No.17763485

>>17763173
>the tears in ToT is just cum
naruhodo

>> No.17763488

>>17763463
>Can't remember if she's talked about aliens before or not.
Multiple times.

>> No.17763496

>>17763197
it was a bit fucked up though with the left ear audio in the right ear so the ear isn't modeled correctly.

>> No.17763502

>>17763468
Reminder that she did determine that was probably sleep paralysis.

>> No.17763521 [DELETED] 

>>17763353
you came into my home and get mad at the language I use? I am not the one here who needs to go back
>>17763358
dank, cause a majority of people in the world can't drink milk because they are subhuman
>>17763411
I don't watch pink girl's streams because I am not a cuck. I only watch Gura and will put on Ina when taking a nap.
>>17763415
Mori unironically used to use the word nigger on twitter. Gura unironically says nigger in video game lobbies and on 4chan

>> No.17763551

>>17763521
>dank, cause a majority of people in the world can't drink milk because they are subhuman
Sucks to be them. They'll never be Bigman McHuge.

>> No.17763557

>>17763521
this isn't your home stupid faggot

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>> No.17763602

>>17763521
You are definitely the kind of person Gura would find repulsive

>> No.17763607

>>17763521
You're a weird creature

>> No.17763628

>>17763521
Please stop calling my wife subhuman. Thank you and god bless.

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>> No.17763665

>>17763602
This post brought to you by: Twitter.

>> No.17763688

>>17763502
>sleep paralysis is caused by poor sleep hygiene
>gura drinks 4 monsters a day, while being like a meter and a half tall
I used to get that shit sometimes too and I'd have to kick my feet to wake up, it was annoying
>>17763557
it literally is. this is not your normie website
>>17763551
do you GOMAD or something?
>>17763602
why? She also used the nigger word all the time. She likes mori even though mori tweets nigger
>>17763607
nah
>>17763628
why does cheese give her stinky farts then?

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>>17763666
>>17763598

>> No.17763722

>>17762332
I wanna lick her back

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>>17761959
When someone tells you that youtube CCV is accurate and indicative of decline, just laugh in there face.

>> No.17763748

>>17763688
>do you GOMAD or something?
I used to but I've got a bit of a Diet Pepsi habit so not anymore.

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>>17763457
Hail princess Gawr!

>> No.17763828

>>17763598
>>17763666
>>17763716
Her eating disorder...

>> No.17763840

>>17763053
Night buddy

>> No.17763856

>>17763828
It's cute don't ruin this for me

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>>17763748
>xe doesn't drink pilk

>> No.17763960

>>17763828
Gura's tiny child hands can't hold food properly, there's nothing wrong with her

>> No.17763967

>>17761657
I fuck told you retards the ASMR wouldn't happen.
Consider this my grudgepost.

>> No.17763990

>>17763688
>Mass spam reply faggot shits up the threads and doesn't watch streams
Don't you have some 2views to shill in another thread faggot.

>> No.17763995

>>17763967
fucking*

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>>17763502
That is just a thought the government beamed into her head
I had sleep paralysis once before it was not scary to me just weird. I woke up saw something dark moving on the wall I turned my head to look at it, it was a huge spider maybe twice the size of a tarantula my first thought was: "no one is going to believe this I have to catch it to show it to people." (big spiders don't live where I live) I tried to get up somehow I proper myself half way up on my arm, and that is when my body froze up. I could not move some kind of black shadow ring formed around my vision, and I just thought: "dang guess it but me. Is this how I die?" I just was stuck there looking at the spider, and after a few seconds it was like it got Thanos snapped, and I was free.

>> No.17764114

>>17763960
she literally said this happens to her if anyone sees her eat because autism
>>17763990
I watch gura's stream. Keep being mad, nigger

>> No.17764127

>>17762439
>gura thinks tagging is cool
never been more disappointed to hear her say something

>> No.17764132

>Watched Gura playing Terraria way before
>Tried it and dropped in 3 hours
>Watched Gura played it again
>Now I can't leave the game without 4 hours everyday
Why am I like this? What have Gura done to me?

>> No.17764161

>>17764114
Your posts indicate the exact opposite, you're a threadreading faggot that got laughed out of global. Please fuck off to other thread you drooling retard.

>> No.17764177

>>17764132
It's a fun game, just not the best stream game.

>> No.17764194
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>>17764132
She has immense power over her little shrimpies and she knows it

>> No.17764209

>>17763738
Can't fix this but can ruin your comfy members streams, thanks Susan.

>> No.17764213

>>17764177
It's a good stream game when you don't have a billion people playing it at once.

>> No.17764229

>>17763331
>he didn't watch the ASMR borgar stream

>> No.17764232

How was the stream

>> No.17764249

>>17764161
I've never used global in my life and I don't watch 2views, only gura. I should watch a 2view because when I actually watched twitch I would only watch people who played this one niche game I liked and it was fun to actually be able to chat with them. Either way, fuck off nigger. You are projecting. keep on coping you dickless faggot

>> No.17764256

>>17764132
Terraria just takes a little bit of time to pick up the pace, when you get started it is incredible.

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>> No.17764281
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>>17764132
love shark

>> No.17764285

>>17764232
kino

>> No.17764301

>>17764232
Better than expected, had some fun moments and good conversations

>> No.17764316

>>17764232
THEY ARE

>> No.17764319

>>17764229
God, that was a good stream.

>> No.17764343

>>17764045
>Spider
>Thanos snapped
You try shooting a web from your hand? You might be spiderman.

>> No.17764359

>>17764249
I'm sorry that the only way you can avoid feeling worthless in life is shitting up threads. Please stop pretending you watch Gura and fuck off.

>> No.17764363

>>17763282
nice mic capsules and nice electronics. the ear shape might be part of it but i only know about the electronic side

>> No.17764377

>>17764232
I liked hearing them talk and the game was better than expected.

>> No.17764383

>>17763282
The KU100 is literally a professional grade recording tool, not even meant for ASMR

>> No.17764408

>>17764359
only one who feels worthless here is you faggot. buy a gun and kill yourself you SEAnigger

>> No.17764416

>>17764383
Imagine Gura singing to us using the KU100.

>> No.17764459

>>17764276
All over the glass~

>> No.17764461

>>17764416
Then she kisses it at the end of the karaoke.

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>>17764408
oh nyo he's even more retarded than I thought.

>> No.17764508

Kay said he's was animating Q since September meaning they worked on it for at least 5 months which should come to no surprise

>> No.17764512

>>17764480
only retard here is you, I bet you can't even drive a car

>> No.17764536

>>17764508
Is that longer than the ai kotoba guy worked on that? I know that took months too.

>> No.17764549

>>17764232
Gold for gurame schizos.. they've had nothing for so long I figured they would've killed themselves by now

>> No.17764551

>>17763874
the memes got me to try making pilk. it isn't bad but i wouldn't go out of my way to make it. tastes like a pepsi float but not viscous

>> No.17764578

>>17764416
Would be awesome, but I honestly don't see her getting a KU100.

>> No.17764579

>>17764508
I'm pretty sure they said when they first announced it that they started talking about doing it in either late July or early August.

>> No.17764586

I don't even like vtubers all that much.
why is gura so damn cute?

>> No.17764631

>>17764586
Cause she's literally the perfect girl in every way

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>>17764508
I figured they started working on it sometime around their ferris wheel building stream

>> No.17764743

>>17764586
She's the perfect woman

>> No.17764888

even if she had ordered it there's no way it would ship to her in a timely manner anyway

>> No.17764934

I fucking want a hot dog now, chicago style, not dry because I am not a retard like Gura. Only thing that is gay is the majority of hotdog places near me sell disgusting NY hotdogs like the ones with chillie or where it is sourkrout and shit

>> No.17764946

>>17764888
Depends on when she ordered it. If it was in the past 2 weeks, then you're probably right since I think it has a ~6 week lead time.

>> No.17764950

>>17764888
Obviously. Also if the order didn't go through I highly doubt she would have just heard about it not working now

>> No.17764988

>>17764950
>gura
>checking emails or notifications or whatever the fuck would tell her this immediately
lol

>> No.17765005

>>17764988
fair enough

>> No.17765054 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

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>>17765054

>> No.17765114

>>17764888
That's not necessarily true. She was just talking about looking at new interfaces a few days ago and she's already got that. If she can get the problems with her order corrected she might get it in time

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>>17765054

>> No.17765221

Okay, you get to hug Gura, but you have to eat an oversized oatmeal raisin cookie.
Do you do it?

>> No.17765248

>>17765221
Yes

>> No.17765260

>>17765221
Yes? Both of these are exceptional rewards.

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>>17765221
okay

>> No.17765296

>>17765221
I always said anything for gura. But this, this I'm not sure of

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>>17765221
yes
zero hesitation

>> No.17765302

>>17765221
Oatmeal raisin cookies can be good, doesn't seem like a downside here

>> No.17765305

>>17765221
I really hate oatmeal raisin cookies.

>> No.17765321

>>17758042
Alright what did I miss?

>> No.17765335

>>17765221
how oversized? weight of the cookie? can i drink milk while eating it? is there a time limit?

>> No.17765346

>>17765260
>Gura would never hug someone who likes oatmeal raisin cookies.

>> No.17765349

>>17765221
It's worth it to hug Gura. God damn those mimic cookies, always making me think they're chocolate chip.

>> No.17765410

There's only one way to settle this
https://poal.me/j10vre
https://poal.me/j10vre
https://poal.me/j10vre

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>>17765349
Yeah, there's nothing quite like the excitement of getting a cookie and then disappointment of realizing it's oatmeal raisin and not chocolate chip

>> No.17765447

>>17765335
It's a quortor pound, and you can have milk, but you can bid the cookie, and you can't puke or gag while eating.

>> No.17765453

>>17765346
I can eat them so she doesn't have to.

>> No.17765469

>>17765221
>accept this anon's proposal
>presented with a cookie the size of car
>forced to continue eating no matter what
>experience a terrible death
Still worth it but fuck you genie

>> No.17765513

>>17765447
alright i'll do it

>> No.17765517

>>17765439
ngmi

>> No.17765574

>>17765517
I'd definitely still eat a big oatmeal raisin cookie for Gura. They're not awful, just nothing compared to chocolate chip.

>> No.17765580

>but I... like... it
Narrator voice: she doesn't.
>I do... I do like it! Yeah I'm a noob! Yeah! Feels good though
Narrator voice: it doesn't.
>No it doesn't. Yes it does! It's fine.
Narrator voice: it's not fine.

>> No.17765595

>>17765221
No cost too great.

>> No.17765634

>>17765580
Every schedule has at least one Apex from now on now that she's realized this is how to get Ame to play with her.

>> No.17765665

>Last week on stream Gura directly responded to /ggg/ like 3 times.
>Yesterday someone bitched about the "oh hi shark" loading screen so today she changed it
>gura absolutely reads the thread
>there are typically 80+ posts per thread saying Gura wears diapers and/or pisses herself
>Gura knowing this decides to sing a song about scrambled eggs with somehow turns into a song about her eating yellow piss
she must unironically be into piss
also was ame's "idol meeting" code for taking a piss? I wonder if gura texted her asking for pics

>> No.17765672

>>17765221
Of course. What do you have against oatmeal raisin cookies? If its warm and soft its great, if its not the cookie sucks regardless of what kind it is.

>> No.17765690

>>17765665
Medicate

>> No.17765704

>>17765665
There aren't that many mentions, but yeah, she's probably at least a little into piss.

>> No.17765705

>>17765580
>It's not fine. She sucks at Apex. It was brutal.

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>>17765665
I'm just glad she also really likes this gif.

>> No.17765751

>>17765665
meds

>> No.17765755

>>17765665
She didn't respond to /ggg/, take your meds.

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>>17765665
Jesus Christ man, do you even read what you post?

>> No.17765820

>>17765665
Notice how Gura rarely if ever has "idol meetings" that is because she wears diapers, and in the rare case she does it's because it's leaking.

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>>17765711
that artist has good shit, i've got all his c99 stuff in shipping right now.
I hope gura gets him to design official merch for her one day

>> No.17765846

>>17765221
hmmm.. I'll think about it

>> No.17765876

>>17765665
The egg thing was in the context of the enemies running away being how she likes her eggs, i.e. runny, running in fear, pissing themselves in fear. At least I'm pretty sure that's how her brain got there.

>> No.17766026

>>17765665
Anon your term reps...

>> No.17766031
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Idol Gura soon

>> No.17766036

im glad she told us she's playing sekiro offstream even if we dont get to see it

>> No.17766060

>>17766036
She's been talking about playing it for months though and she still hasn't I want her talk about it more when she actually starts playing it because I just started it recently too

>> No.17766109

Miyazaki, why won't you let my daughterwife play your games...

>> No.17766115

>>17766036
At times like this, it's a shame Gura's roommate does not stream what Gura cannot like some of the other girl's roommates do.

>> No.17766140

>>17766115
You're gonna start a shitstorm by saying that, but I agree

>> No.17766166

>>17766115
I thought that but she gave a reason for why she doesn't by saying she needs all her brainpower yesterday.

>> No.17766170

>>17765665
one, meds, two, you're new as shit so you should lurk more.

>> No.17766180

>>17766115
I'm fine with her having some time to herself to do the things she likes.

>> No.17766181

>>17766115
Honestly, yeah. That'd be great. It will never happen, though.

>> No.17766228

>>17766180
I figure she'd probably treat it as work by doing it on "break" days if she ever did it. But she won't so there's no point in thinking about it.

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>>17765665

>> No.17766386

>>17766140
I mean Gura also needs help paying bills, but it is a shame her roommate is always put, and can't baby sit her when she does VR.
>>17766180
Yeah, Gura deserves Gura time, but the fact I can't see my favorite streamer play some of my favorite games sucks. I just thought someone close to her with similar likes/dislikes would be fun.
>>17766181
Yeah, sadly her roommate is a very busy woman, and can't stream.

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>>17766031
I might actually cry when I finally see her in more ways than one ToT

>> No.17766404

>>17766115
I like that she's committed to Hololive.

>> No.17766412
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FUCK
I MISSED IT

>> No.17766502

>>17766404
I'll take committed to her fans over committed to Hololive any day.

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>>17766404
I do as well just wish she had away to get around permissions because they're such bummers sometimes.

>> No.17766553

>>17765665
No, actually Cover has the managers schedule short meetings during streams so that managers can give quick feedback about how the stream is going, that's why they all have idol meetings

>> No.17766588

>>17766115
she's too big to get away with something like that

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>>17766412
may i offer you some nice bgm in this trying time?

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>>17766588
I mean as far as I know cover still let's your roommate do stuff I mean, the other myth girl's roommates seem to be free to do what they want.
They just also need to find time when their roommate is not hogging the wifi so they can also stream.

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I'm excited for whatever backup Valentine thing Gura will do, Gura has a good track record for making fun backup streams when shit falls through.

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>> No.17766884

>>17766812
I don't think she wants to do that though. She seems extremely happy with her only public being through hololive now.

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>>17766759
I love this soundpost

>> No.17766897

eye contact with gura

>> No.17766908

>>17766812
i mean her roommate would just get slightly nerfed gura numbers and it would only result in seaniggers making references about the other channel during streams

>> No.17766913

>>17766827
I mean if she does not get the microphone in time a chocolate baking stream might be fun.

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>>17766897
You're not too much of a coward to look Gura in the eye, right?

>> No.17766964

>>17766759
thanks anon

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>>17766930
shes too much of a coward to look me in the eye

>> No.17766999

>>17766827
She'll just use the 3DIO and squirt her cunny juice over it. That'll probably satisfy everyone.

>> No.17767102

>>17766999
She is never going to use the 3DIO again. I'm expecting her to do the same thing she did for Oceanside over that.

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>>17766930
o-of course not

>> No.17767152

If gura asked me to become an insane schizo I would oblige her request instantly

>> No.17767213

>>17766908
>seaniggers
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, its just ashame it would be so much fun to see one of them do a dark souls 1-3 (understandable if they drop or skip 2) Bloodborne, and Sekiro play throughs. Also the power to say fuck permissions would be nice.

>> No.17767236

The instrumental for Q is available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJe7ZaHL0hQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJe7ZaHL0hQ
I hope the no-Mori guy will improve the edit again using this, I like listening to it a lot more without her

>> No.17767253

>>17766884
Gura's one of those people who I get the impression values vtubing for its original purpose, which is letting women stream without volunteering their real face.
I wouldnt bet on a roommate stream ever happening, but it wouldn't be an unwelcome character development.

>> No.17767373

>>17767253
When people say roommate stream they also mean streaming with a different vtubing model.

>> No.17767386

>>17767213
Ideally Gura would start with Bloodborne, I think it has the best chance of drawing her in just because she'd like the world and creepiness of it

>> No.17767478

>>17767213
She's talked about Sekiro and DS so much on stream, I really fuckin wish they could get the perms. Although after the collab yesterday she might still be hesitant to stream them because she's worried about being too focused on the game while on stream.though I wouldn't really mind

>> No.17767483

desu gura could stream no model just voice and i would still be infatuated

>> No.17767525

>>17767483
I would watch text only streams from her

>> No.17767591
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I love Gura!

>> No.17767619

>>17767525
>hewwo chumbies ε-(>.<;;
>throat hort so no voice
>textext insteaad!! (ŐωŐ)

>> No.17767633

>>17767619
hell yeah IKZ

>> No.17767691

>>17767483
same desu

>> No.17767704

>>17767525
that would actually be pretty kino

>> No.17767754

>>17767619
>>17767619
she's really bad at texting tho, she thinks way too much about it

>> No.17767756

>>17767478
There's one streamer I watch who played through all the fromsoft games starting from a point of thinking he'd hate them, but he ended up loving them because he let chat warn him about shit and generally took hints the entire time even if it was kinda spoilery, which also reminds me of when I played through them for the first time with a friend and we did the same thing telling each other stuff. Granted Gura's chat is magnitudes faster so the advice wouldn't be as good, but I think there's a chance she'd really like playing through them that way.

>> No.17767819

>>17767386
Also maybe it's just me, but I found Bloodborne to be the easiest one.
>>17767478
To be honest I would not care if she had a stream where she just took ignored chat, and super chats while she played, and just had a microphone on. Even if it was most cute Gura noises with a few swears, and what not I think it would still be fun, but I understand why Gura would not want to do that.

>> No.17767880

>>17767819
>To be honest I would not care if she had a stream where she just took ignored chat, and super chats while she played, and just had a microphone on
I'd be fine with this too but there are fans of hers that would be upset and would make comments about it. Also, like you said, that's not something I could see her doing anyways.

>> No.17768032

>>17767880
Yeah, I can never understand those people it's better than no stream. I forget who, but I used to watch someone who used to do that he just played the game with microphone on, and ignored everything else I think he called it something along the lines of lazy/laid-back/chill streams or something like that.

>> No.17768084

>>17762962
Sorry dawg onyon's climb to master triggered her autism.

>> No.17768123

>>17768032
Ideally you'd have two channels, one for high effort content and one for low-effort content for the superfans. I've seen some people do that and it works well.

>> No.17768199

>>17764536
I think Ai Kotoba was...2 or 3 months? And the artist (who posted in /jp/, way back when) was radio silent on twitter the whole time.

>> No.17768279

>>17768123
Yeah, I've seen that has become more common recently. I know a lot of people who have done nothing, but LoL or Minecraft have made second channels for there non *insert games their known for* content. But I myself find a single channel easier to keep track of with YouTube's buggy notifications.

>> No.17768310

>>17766759
How many chumbies can even name the stream that inspired shark dance?

>> No.17768321

>>17768032
Man I just want to spend as much time as I can with her, I don't know why people would complain about more content.

>> No.17768353

>>17768310
Wasn't that the maze/horror game with the cheese halls sign? Dunno which specific stream though.

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>> No.17768425

>>17768321
I don't know people find away to complain about everything now. "Good enough" is never good enough for them.

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>>17768310
I was there when it happened

>> No.17768442

>>17768310
https://youtu.be/hrgLfb-uLe8?t=11401

>> No.17768448

>>17768410
Night buddy

>> No.17768500

>>17768353
The bootleg 3d pacman clone, yeah. I think it was near the end of her first stream of that game, which strikes me as weird considering how she treats horror games (Rezzie in particular) nowadays.
>>17768436
>>17768442
4 minutes to find the exact timestamp, not bad.
Would you perchance have a massive document of timestamps for her streams?

>> No.17768548

>>17768500
nta but i just use the discord's tag channel when i am looking for something specific

>> No.17768568

>>17768548
It's shit. They fucking suck at catching GuraMM moments.

>> No.17768576

>>17768500
I have a fairly good memory when it comes to Gura moments, the gura discord helps narrow down exact times

>> No.17768676

>>17763282
The dummy head dramatically improves the fidelity of close range binaural recording. The 3Dio's ears alone can't fully reproduce how sound waves travel around your head.

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