/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't like how fast threads are dying.
I want our comfy threads back.

i am madly in love with this woman.

I......MISS........

>>17715438
death and rebirth, the cycle of nature

What do you think fauna has planned for birthday merch?

>>17716393
Better question is to ask what we want. There's no way of knowing.

>>17716393
Lap pillow

>>17716393
Feet pillow.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4oucNt9FvIk&t=47m40s

>>17716393
Tapestry would be nice.

>>17715438
We got an active thread now... but at what cost...

>>17716393
Branches from her forest

>>17716393
tea

>>17716393
Keychain, voice pack

>>17716393
I doubt we'll get it, but I want a wide Fauna plushie.

>>17716393
2GB of pure ASMR

>>17717403
Lossless ASMR file for T3 members, god i wish.

Does EN merch still get produced and shipped from Japan?

>>17718086
Yes, but if you're in NA the shipping is much cheaper than geekjack.

>>17717403
Don't do it, you gonna overdose sapling

>>17718097
How could i refuse.

Man I'm 30 mins through this RE8 collab and Bae is filtering me so hard with her autistic screeching and stalling, please tell me this improves or I might have to skip it

>>17720521
It gets better.

Thanks for the confirmation anon, I'll persevere then. I trust in the saplings.

If fauna directly asked for your sc donation one day, would you give and how much?

>>17722027
Whatever i can spare. She wouldn't want me to go into debt anyway.

>>17722027
I have £580 on my bank account and I'd gladly give her the lot if she asked.

>>17718658
Have to wear headphones 24/7 that has Fauna's ASMRs playing on loop and if anyone removes them I start screeching.

>>17722442
>start screeching
>the screech
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

>>17720521
It does get better, but you better get used to Bae stalling. She does that the whole way through.
Seriously though, it's worth it for Fauna. She has some hilarious comments throughout.

>>17722027
I would ask who kidnapped the real Fauna, since she's normally allergic to money.
However, if she had a legitimate reason I could probably spare like $500+. (One of the few advantages of being an employed hikikomori.)

>>17718097
Uhh... I'm not sure about that...

>>17722027
Whatever SC is green (I've only sent akasupas before) and I'd make up some relatable pun

I'm not feeling too good.. Where the Faufau?

What's the correct volume to listen to fauna's asmr

>>17723407
But actually

>>17724659
fauna’s streaming outfit

>>17724659
Are the moles canon?

>>17724750
And the chair is my face

>Dream of Fauna
>I work for cover, had to rush a PC component to Fauna's house
>She's only wearing a bathrobe
>Get a peak of her cleavage as she calls me a naughty sapling
>Wake up with a massive love for Fauna
Feels dirty but wonderful at the same time

>>17724782
The artist just looked at her beauty mark and decided to be retarded.

>>17724659
When I grow up I will become her chair

>>17724783
>>17725017
Are you Herman and Miller? I hear most holos like to sit on those guys

>>17725178
I am Assman and Filler

Really wish infinity would fuck off already and just take this shit to their thread.

>>17724814
i dreamed that Fauna let out a sexual moan during her members-only ASMR stream

>>17725615
Are you okay anon?

>>17726635
Horny posting was kept at a fucking minimum. Now every fucking thread there's a massive block of hornyposting. I want these fucks to go back where they came from.

>>17726683
I've been here from the start though, I'm just coming to terms with being sexually attracted to mother nature. Also who is infinity

>>17726788
>Also who is infinity
Kronii's fanbase. The threads move really fast and are just full of hornyposting

>>17726831
I see, I never actually watch kronii unless she pops up in a group minecraft

>>17726831
We better let it die under dead hours then..

>>17727029
This sounds like a threat.

>>17726683
Just relax and use this button.

>>17727084
>just let the thread change the culture that's been in place for 4+ months
Fuck off.

>>17717396
I would love that so much. Please Fauna, make it happen.

>>17727134
outsiders*

>>17727134
Okay then, get pissy and cry or something... Whatever suits you i suppose friend.

Cute

>>17715265
Today I was working on some formats for my job and coded UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU within it. It worked and displayed some massive ass fuck (since when not specified it outputs the biggest font possible for the width) text.

>>17727435
This is a rare pair up!

>>17726683
This. The KU100 was both a blessing and a curse. It massively improved Fauna's ASMR streams but immediately ruined /uuu/.

Today is Asagi's birthday

>>17725552
Fill her*

>>17728720
We know.

>>17728720
Not sure why you're hiding it. It's not like it's doxshit, she announced it on her own twitter. Asagi mama is more than welcome here.

Fauna....

>>17729213
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489466557042290688
Reminder to trust.

>>17729274
isnt her stream today a collab

captcha: TAK00

Oh no...

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1427436065464360960

>>17729446
I thought I was free of this shit. This isn't global godammit.

>>17729441
No?

>>17729446
Anon what?

Fauna's ku100 ASMR is suddenly gaining in speed; I guess the algorithm is pushing it because of the reception? It's already beaten her last ASMR Vod and is on its way to beat the lap pillow ASMR, wouldn't be surprised if it passed it by tomorrow this time.

>>17729649
Good to see her inclining.

>>17727134
Anon chill the fuck out

>>17729649
that's because I can't stop listening to it, thank me later

>>17729777
i want this variant of wide fauna as a plush

>>17729649
There is a lot of serious hardware fanaticism in the ASMR scene and her new mic is like the holy grail for a lot of people because it's so expensive.

I bet a lot of the views are people who are clicking just for that, just to hear it. She might be reaching a lot of people who aren't subscribed/regulars on her channel.

>>17729649
its gonna be my second most re-listened to soon enough
i still love the members rambling and lap pillow though

I gotta say Fauna is starting to become my favorite in EN. She was my most hyped at the debut of council but as some time passed I watched her less and kept watching JP girls and occasionally Kronii. But fauna is always consistent, she does great asmr which I like and she seems to never have slip ups or issues. She's almost too good at her job. She's comfy af too, basically you guys got good taste

>>17731484
That's very nice anon! She is very hardworking and consistent with her content.

>>17729777
>>17730957
Imagine...

>>17731999
Why are you like this...

stream never ever

>>17733871
Trust.

TuT

>>17734106
No.

Does anyone know what armor Fauna's using in her last Skyrim stream?

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739

>>17734728
Just checked and it looks like she ends stream with the thieves guild armor

>>17734929
Thanks.

>>17731999
don't sexualize Fauna...

>>17731484
She seems to be a pretty great collab partner too. The way she is able to banter with the other girls or pick up on a bit and run with it is impressive.

Been watching more and more Fauna lately and finally said fuck it and listened to her ASMR.

There's no going back....

>>17737482
She can fix you anon.

>>17737482
Let her in

Fauna please stop liking Kronii tweets and put up a reservation

>>17737482
i cant stop listening to her heartbeats

>>17737482
i don't care for ASMR, but i like Fauna's ASMR
knowing how kind and considerate the person is helps with the enjoyment immensely

Stream doko?

>listening to hair salon asmr again to hear her call me cute
>decide to post about it on /uuu/
>no thread

At least there is one now

Fauna doko

>>17742327
she usually streams in about 3-5 hours from now normally

>>17742327
I'm kind of, sort of hoping with the Shark tonight. Not that I care all that much about Apex, but the two of them together is always a treat. I certainly wouldn't complain about a regular solo stream though.

>>17742403
No she the fuck doesn't.

>>17742474
She really doesn't like Apex.

tfw you will never cuddle with her by a fireplace under a comfy blanket as she wispers sweet nothings in your ear with her angelic voice

>>17742655
Yeah but she loves her oshi.

>>17742655
chill the fuck out, most streams ive managed to catch have been at 9-11pm for me which is 3-5 hours

I wonder if it's always the same anon that gets weirdly hostile in these threads, he really needs to chill out

>>17743236
even if i was wrong he didnt need to just attack me so aggressively. i was just trying to give a fellow sapling some hope

>>17743318
You were doing Fauna's work, take pride in that.

>>17742726
it's over...

Saplings are cute.

>>17743700
You're cute

I miss Fauna's singing... karaoke onegai...
castaways~ we are castaways~

>>17744102
>spoiler

>>17737482
excelent, you have finally turned off your cringe inhibitors

>>17744102
Didn't YT crack down on singing? I think i heard something about that but hopefully it's just bullshit.

>>17744102
Love me love me
Say that you love me~

>>17744270

>>17744264
They cracked down on archives of licensed songs. Any good karaoke will have to be unarchived.

>>17744102
uuuuu

>>17744102
Fauna is definitely the most SOUL of holoEN singers. Reminds me of Noel.

>>17727435
I could see them doing a vegetable cooking stream, Ame has really been getting into eating fruits and vegetables for her diet. Alas, if only there was a way for offcollabs to be common for EN. . .

fauna please I am dying

I'm gonna be busy for a few more hours. Fauna is obviously waiting for me to get home and settle in for the stream. Sorry for the wait guys.

I'm trying very hard to will this Fauna stream into existence.

>>17743236
I recognize his hostility, yeah it's the same

Crazy how she paid 9k out of her own pocket for the new mic. I know she earns a bunch as a holo, but still. She could have just taken that money and put it in her piggy bank instead of investing it back into her streaming. What a hardworking girl.

>>17745498
It makes Fauna happy to see her Saplings happy, you're good.

>>17745774
Idk, maybe Cover pays part of it since it’s a streaming expense?

>>17746273
Nice joke my dude. A tier comedian.

>>17746273
lol

>>17746273
lmao
they don't even pay for the games that their talent has to stream to stay profitable. a $9k mic is not even in their "considerations" box.

>>17727134
Based.
coomers gtfo

>>17746478
I still remember the stream where Okayu (mostly jokingly) was asking for money for the ku100

>>17744270
I legitimately have her singing this stuck in my head still it's like a drug dude

abayo concernfags

>>17746493
You have your culture and we have ours and I will respect that difference between us - because I love both Kronii(/∞/) and Fauna (/uuu/)
I’m glad she’s doing well with her ASMR, even as someone who doesn’t normally like ASMR her KU100 stream was extremely cute, it’s nice to see her so happy and cheery

>>17746493
Coomers will post and get ignored, as they always have. The real shitting up the thread happens when people respond to it, complain about it, respond to the complaints, etc. The thread culture has been to hide post and move on. You'll only see more of it if people respond to it.

>>17746958
>The thread culture has been to hide post and move on
Not it hasn't. You just want an excuse to post that garbage.

>>17746784
>culture
Nigger you're just horny.

>>17746958
>The thread culture has been to hide post and move on.
I like shit-talking.

>>17747269
>I like shit-talking.
ogey

Nice new Fauna art today
https://litter.catbox.moe/d10ml9.jpg
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96009546

>>17747269
I’m gonna sidestep your bait and post a cute Fauna instead

>>17747344

Her new outfit is the biggest blessing ever. She’s so cute and I’m glad she loves it as much as she does.

You have at least somewhat kino headphones to get the best quality you can out of her streams and VODs, right saplings? Post them.

>>17747641
sony wh-1000xm4 and Philips Audio Fidelio X2HR. If she does start uploading the flac I might consider upgrading further.

>>17747641
WH1000XM4
Worth every cent

>>17747641
audiotechnica ath-ad700x. Not really sure if it's good for ASMR since I mostly got them for games

Fauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAWppcxyRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAWppcxyRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAWppcxyRU

>>17748249
>>17748291
uuuuU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We can hear her voice again in 2 hours. I can’t wait.

>>17747641
https://soundguys.com/hyperx-cloud-alpha-s-review-31401/

FAUNA!!!

>>17747641
default apple earbuds :D

>>17747896
>bluetooth
if she ever goes flac you are missing out

>>17749417
It can be hardwired.

tfw need to upgrade my internet because I cant stream youtube above 240p, but nothing else is availible, kill me

>>17749571
...what country do you live in? The fuck?

>>17749482
Ah ok, didnt know that

Just started watching her and loved the RE7 content. But I don't get why she giggles like a retard after every sentence in the Subnautica stream.

>>17749603
the land of the free
for whatever reason youtube live is unplayable, but twitch isnt as bad

>>17749700
She does it almost every stream. It's a tic.

>>17749700
That giggle is the best part.

>>17749700
She gets nervous and shes adorable and must be protected. You can hear the same giggles in the ku100 video.

>>17749700
Her giggling is cute calm down

>>17748249
>>17748291
More comfy pokemon before going to bed. Thanks Faufau.

>>17749774
Dude I live in burgerland and it's never been that bad for me

>>17749774
I'm a burger too and I have fucking Spectrum and it's not that bad.

>>17749783
>>17749837
>>17749848
>>17749947
Based unity saplings

>>17749700
as someone who loves her dearly the giggle is kinda annoying after every single sentence. she needs more confidence.

>>17750182
If you loved her dearly, you'd know she actually tried getting rid of it but it's a habit she couldn't break.

>>17750254
i did it and my little cousin does its just something you do when youre really unconfident. itll probably go away in some months maybe

>>17750467
Doomposting.

>>17750661
how?

>>17750182
This exactly. I don't mean to insult Fauna in any way. I just hope that she doesn't end up to be like a certain dragon.

>>17750467
My dude. She's been doing this since debut. She's said she's had this since before debut. It only really goes away when she's really into a topic but it's still a tic. She's said that she tried to get rid of it even before debut and it didn't. Don't expect it to go away.

>>17751118
ok thats fine I'll still love her obviously its not a big deal

>>17750748
I joke, I joke. I love her giggle and thought the idea of it going away eventually to be dreadful.

If I became a member RIGHT NOW, would I gain access to something I haven't been able to watch before as a grayname?

>>17751309
A few member only asmrs and such.

>>17751309
like 13 vods. mostly watch alongs. a few just talking ones. a fall guys stream, and a kalimba concert. I loved the most recent just chatting stream

I like the giggle.

She's kinda like The Joker™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78bExOAjiTk

>>17749774
if you can, switch from Verizon/AT&T/Cox to a more regional provider. It’s always shit dealing with giant corpos.

>>17751380
>>17751541
Okay, I did it

>>17752122
welcome to the family son

>>17752122
Welcome to the family, son.

>>17752122
Welcome to the family

>>17752122
Welcome to the family, son.

Do you think it’ll be another 4-5 hour stream?

>>17752122

>>17752197
>>17752204
>>17752248
>>17752305
Thanks guys! I only started watching Fauna a couple of weeks ago but I've really enjoyed her streams and vods. I just instantly fell in love with her style. She seems like such a nice and gentle person. And the fandom is so nice as well!

>>17752769
same brother. i kinda got bored of vtubers a while ago but i checked in on the new hololive girls a few weeks ago and just instantly fell in love with her. She's so angelic. She singlehandedly got back into vtubers as a whole too. Shes really exceptional

>>17752632
I hope so, but I doubt it since she's starting so late.

I'm really excited for a cozy late night Fauna stream!

>>17744102
>>17744270
I'm rewatching Fauna's new years karaoke and falling in love with her again. How can one woman be so perfect?

The Pokémon stream begins at 4am for me. Do I fuck my sleep cycle or take the loss and watch the vod?

>>17755723
Would Fauna want you to ruin your sleep schedule for her?

>>17755723
EU frogs are doomed...

>>17755723
Healthy Sapling, Happy Fauna.

>>17755868
Usually half to 3/4 of her schedule tends to be watchable so it's not all bad. I think she's the only council to take Europe into consideration

>>17755831
>>17755956
You're right. Gonna suck it up this time round and watch in the morning

>>17751786
god shes so cute

>>17755723
>>17756270
Why are you up at 3am anyway?

Fauna said she loved Muse in middle and high school, what do you think her favorite song was?

>>17751874
I'm with centurylink and I still dont understand why youtube in particular is aids. Maybe the codec? I am going to try watching on my phone instead as maybe it wont be as aids but its headphone jack is broken.

>>17756619
Uprising because it's the only song by them I know and she was susceptible to peer pressure

>>17756619
Plug in Baby because she is based

Thanks anon for asking about uncompressed audio. Not sure if streams initially record uncompressed, but at the very least it should be possible with recorded asmr. Hopefully she considers that an option for future uploads

Lady Ceres...

>>17756619
Supermassive Black Hole.

If she is based its Citizen Erased.

>>17759625
I was thinking SMBH too but for a reason that admittedly might be a reach. She seems like the type who would have liked the Twilight movies when she was a hormonal teen, and I think that was in the soundtrack.

none of these sound appeasing...
i have a huge respect for Fauna. i'd go crazy and give up less than a week of non-meat diet.

Fauna on the telly!!

Konfauna!

Fauna! I love Fauna so much

I missed the first minute, what did she say the reason for the glasses is?

my day just got brighter

>>17760179
Slight headache, been staring at screens all day. She is wearing blue light filtering glasses.

>she missed us
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>wants official glasses outfit one day
UUUUUUUUUUUU

aaAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS SHE SO CUTE

>>17760268
Aahhhhh, fauna is so cute

Happy Fauna happy Saplings

she even sounds cute while drinking what the fuck why is she so cute what the fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17760009
i hope she realizes you have to eat other animals to be healthy :( she seems fine now but vegans degrade overtime

Fauna addiction mixed with disdain for pokemon is a weird emotion.

>>17760617
just think of happy Fauna playing something she actually enjoys playing so much

Is it just me or does she sound cuter than normal?

Am I stupid for having no idea what she and the other girls are working on?
It sounds like some sort of group effort, but each one can put in as much work as they want?

>>17760570
She grew up in a vegetarian home. Her body is used to it. As opposed to others who grow up eating normally and then try to stop cold turkey and wonder why they feel like shit all the time.

>>17760617
I will watch literally anything she is playing just to hear her voice and the breathy giggles

>>17760675
Fauna withdrawal being cured

I’m glad she likes it enough to play off stream. It’s nice when she has fun, especially with a chill game.

>>17760696
Bunch of birthdays coming up, plus Valentine's Day and their Half Year Anniversary. Probably also a new outfit reveal around that time too.

>>17760009
I've cooked with egg substitute or apple sauce a few times out of laziness to bike 2 miles to the store, its not that bad. I do occasionally make meat-free meals but its tough to make things that are truly vegan

>>17760570
Ehh, benefit from red/white meat basically cancels itself out after considering how livestock have become microplastics magnets nowadays. Similar for fishes and mercury. There's a good chance that her health and lifespan won't change at all even if she went the rest of her life not consuming meat.

>>17760701
>>17760918
fauna deserves raw livers and adrenalized blood. only the healthiest foods

the centurylink expertise, chat off because that causes even more buffering but it still hitches at fucking 144p

>chat is asking for ara ara again
come on.... everything in moderation

I really hope she doesn't strain her voice when she feels like this, i like her voice acting but i want her to be healthy most

>>17761157
Stop being a concernfag, she knows her limits.

>>17761110
Also she said herself she has to do it to get into the right headspace, are you not listening?

Thanks for stopping by, Polka

Alright. She's won me over. I got her membership. Lets UUUUUUUU together fellow saplings

>>17761066
I’m sorry anon, at least there’s the vod.

>>17761066
>other streams work fine
>youtube doesn't
flush your dns. maybe you're still stuck with a defunct CDN

Was sleep overhauled to just be a worse paralysis?

>"A Psyduck! I want a Psyduck…”
>"Oh, I want a female Combee!”
>”I really want Parasect.”
>"I want a Snorlax.”
She’s so adorable

My girlfriend Fauna is so cute!

>>17761940
I made this post

Oh god, her explaining the reasoning behind wanting to name a big Bidoof "Big oof" is just too much for my heart.

Fauna's voices are amazing and cute

My girlfriend Fauna is EXTRA cute today!

>>17762299
I made this post too.

AaaaaAaAAaaaaAa her voices and giggles are so cute

>Your plump bimbo bean balls will never get mashed by Fauna
:(

She’s such a mama, I love her.

SHE'S SO CUTE TODAY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>17762574
Hallo, meine FauFrau

Fauna loooove

>>17761320
welcome to the family, son.

Giggly Fauna!

I don't like this voice...

Much better now.

>>17763391
This is the price we must pay for normies having access to our beloved Goddess

I HATE Faun_

mmmmmm

uuuuuuuu

I don’t like any of the goxlr voices tbdesu. Even her auto tune, it’s not as memey as Mumei’s.

>>17761660
Nice Haiku

she likes hunterxhunter my wife i love

Fauna cute

what are yall b-words up to this stream

how can one person be so cute AND based

>>17764237
Listening in bed while doodling Faures Cena

>>17764456
post doodle when finished

Fauna is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!

hippopotas is NOT my president

Guys i cant contain my love for Fauna anymore, how can one kirin be so lovely and sweet and kind and caring and loving of us worthless saplings? She's such a good person she even makes me feel like life is worth living

someone needs to make a 10 hour montage of her giggles

This is such a good stream I can't believe I have pokemon of all things to thank. Even the last stream of this was so good

Baba Fauna...

Fauna wants to become a hag of the forest

I'm going whip falafel's at your oshi.

ya'll got any of that sexy Fauna fanart?

She only wants alphas. I hope y'all are doing your gym reps

>>17766226
Currently still feeling woozy from the Burger King I ate 12 hours ago. Am I alpha?

is fauna a size queen

ENTER

>>17766587
You only just realized this?

Saplings, explain what she's speaking

What the hell is this filter

MY FUCKING EARS FUUUUUUUUCK

UWAAAAAAAAAAAA SEX HAG VOICE

>you want to marry me?
>what are you, gay?
lmfao

Oh shit Fauna I'm gonna cum!

Imagine spending 200 dollars just to be called gay

>>17766989
Poor guy doesn't know fauna is already married to me

>>17766989
Israel? i missed it

>>17767017
kek

Fauna sounds really happy doing the old woman voice it's really cute

>>17767223
I will personally build her a log cabin so she can live her dreams of being a with in the woods

>>17767184
He used the ring emoji and she was like "But that's Faun's emoji"

>>17727052

To the Saplings of /uuu/
Open invitation to the worldbuilding general: >>17767181
Please help us turn your general and its thread culture into a nation.
Bring nothing except for your general's history, memes and trends, and other miscellaneous lore.

>>17767184
She said “Shouldn’t you have sent that to Faun? That’s his emoji.”

whats her lewd tag, fauna gets me so horny its unreal

>Fauna loves Gengar
Pomucollab when

Her reactions are so cute when she sees a Pokemon she likes.

>>17767676
nice digits
Every time she “I want”s, I get a little less dead inside.

>>17767676
>>17767872
I understand this feeling.

Snail love

faufau's a saviourfag...

Hearing Fauna gush so lovingly and passionately about Snail... I love this sweet sweet kirin so dang much.

uuu...

Fauna, the rescuer of cats. How can one person be so precious?

I'm gonna uuu

MY WIFE SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES WIFE AUUGHHHAGAABHSBSBAHBA ANSBAB

I'd watch every minute of a cat review stream

>>17768975
Oh my