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So uh.... how do I order at a restaurant in German?
fuck you austria!
good morning sir's
>kiara stream>dead at 1100kfps...
>>17734142I dunno. I've always seen Austria as Gemany but with less censorship and loli is legal
>>177342681. you vape
I love Ina!
My wife Gura
>>17734268This teacher keeps on going on tangents
I am absolutely infatuated with this woman like you wouldn't believe.
I love Mori
Why doesn’t background play work on member’s streams…I want to watch the stream and talk to you guys…
>>17733829I see IRyS every day.
can the rest of you hoomans stop posting so many mumei pictures? i want to post some too but i can't bring myself to do it when you guys post so many already
ししろん大好き
KIARA LOVE
>>17734180I don’t like the plausibility of this rrat.
Jwu after Aqua victory, I miss anything?God that was sick
I hate MythI love Council
My princess
>>17734309Nigga just keep it open in a different tab
>>17734333You can sell beer to 16 year olds in Austria.
Why is Kiara talking about politics?
>>17734283I will never understand why people try to paint this as a bad thing
>>17734298MAMATORI IS MY OSHI
>>17734336I love Myth and Council and the JPs and the IDs
>>17734268>sieg heil! huhn und pasta bitte! danke!here
>more Buffson VRWhy won't she commission an actual good VR model instead of milking this dumb gimmick one.
>>17734358why not? it's a members stream
>>17734344it doesn't work on the youtube phone app>>17734309you need to do the split screen thingy
>>17734344I’m not home…
Kiara HATES alcohol!
>>17734355Of course, they are all slavic rape babies after all.
>>17734373Your oshi smokes and has had sex
>>17734298mamatori will never stop being based
I wonder if mamatori was living in Austria or Germany in her teens. 70s was pretty crazy regardless
>>17734268Kann habe ich drei KFP Stücke bitte?
>>17734358Because Biden is a whore
>>17734385She's gotta wait until after 3rd Fes to us her actual 3D model
>>17734202Cant this dude GET OUT of my life and my head aaaa
>>17734293Me too! ISP HATE
https://youtu.be/1aThp9samdc?t=2573Why the fuck is she like this
>>17734385Because she'll finally have access to the official one after next month?
How do you say tangent in German?
>>17734405sleep tight reaper
>>17734388>>17734309Your newpipe app reps...
'melier
>>17734298I kine of want a Kiara x Mamatori karaoke. Would be fun.
kiara isn't even streaming you retards
>>17734378danke schon >>17734358>"18, which is the legal age in Austria">"You can drink weak alcohol like beer and wine at 16"I think she wants us to repopulate Austria.....
>you can't trust americans to drink responsibly at 16lmao
>>17734385Buffson is already cutting it close to a proper model, she has to wait for the real one
>>17734268You start tangenting about life. Probably.
>i was very smartKiara please...
Does Kiara hate her parents?
>>17734388>it doesn't work on the youtube phone appYes it does
>>17734447Kiara is streaming you book
>>17734416Based and mamalonipilled
ᗜˬᗜ
>>17734283Mori anti's need to step up.
>mfw I started drinking shots with my group of friends at the age of 15
>>17734385Are you really that dumb?
rrat
Frau Kiara can you teach us how to order at a restaurant please
>>17734305Same
>Why are we talking about thisI paid £5 for this lesson, get on with it!
>>17734448age of consent is 14 (vier-zehn) in Austria Anon
https://topinfoguide.com/scholarship/james-townsend-death-james-townsend-and-son-inc-founder-james-townsend-dies-unexpectedly-cause-of-death-obituary-news/https://topinfoguide.com/scholarship/james-townsend-death-james-townsend-and-son-inc-founder-james-townsend-dies-unexpectedly-cause-of-death-obituary-news/https://topinfoguide.com/scholarship/james-townsend-death-james-townsend-and-son-inc-founder-james-townsend-dies-unexpectedly-cause-of-death-obituary-news/
>>17734465>vanced
Kiara was a smart teenager!She managed to drop high-school and move to Japan!
>>17734376it's okay I understand
>>17734424monki
>>17734462its true! and she got even smarter!
>>17734305Very cute picture
>>17734447Based meds taker
KIARA I JUST WANT TO ORDER SOME COFFE
thankfully i started drinking at 13
>>17734327Everyone thinks Kiara has daddy issues but she actually has mommy issues...Probably both tho
i'm glad i was an outcast in highschool and had no friends to peer pressure me into smoking
>>17734433Tängëhnt
>>17734505Irys is honorary council according to my oshi.
>>17734472I LOVE ANYA'S BIG FAT TITS!
>>17734502And now she's making more in a year than you make in five.
I will never be friends with tourists
>>17734277Hello!
>>17734497
>>17734499Relevance???
Ah, so that's why Kiara is so good at tangents!
Did Kiara mention trannies already?
>>17734521I will marry Kiara and start a family with her, giving her what she really wanted all along!
>>17734534Irys is honorary myth according to mine
>>17734521This is how I know she'd make a great mother. To make up for not having proper parents herself.
>kiara preventing teachers from giving homeworkbased
>>17734537Hello, Projectingchama.
>>17734472Anya's English is comparable to that of a learning AI.
>I can make people cumUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That sounded pretty hot for some reason
>>17734497ToT
>I can make people comeSoundpost anon, you know what you have to do.
Meaty feline
>She can make us come
Every day I'm
>I can make people CUMYeah, me.
>>17734529Look at this idiot, he's proud about being a loser.
Do you know what would have made Q's MV even better? Gura and Mori fighting shirtless under the rain
>>17734520I quit drinking at 13...
i want Botan to graduatedso she can become my wife
>>17734554Gura was planning a Townsends collab but now that his father passed away it will likely get postponed indefinitely
>>17734579I love my German teacher Nakatashi Kiara!
>>17734556No she didn't mention any anons yet
>I can make people cumUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>17734594shufflingparty rockers in the house tonight
>>17734605this
The fact that Kiara is a bigger loser than me back in highschool is baffling and both depressing and comforting
>>17734497With a lot of asterisks attached to it
>>17734385Ame invented milking a gimmick.
>>17734609Smart! Don't have to worry about kids that way.
>>17734582>Members streamKill yourself
>>17734497Yes But an adult can't fuck 14 year old. There is a fine print saying it has to be 3+ years difference or some shit
>>17734575Anya's English is beyond human comprehension
>>17734635stopi can only get so erect
>>17734638>using a model>milking a gimickAnon invented being retarded
>>17734605Wait for the Metal Gear inspired MV, this was for DMC
>>17734529I smoked from age 16 to age 27, I was fine and it got me away from most of my coworkers during breaks. Don't regret it, but glad I gave it up.
>>17734621SiebenAchtNeunZehn
>>17734609Russki bro, the Holos can date as much as they want. They don't gotta quit bein a Holo. They just can't talk about it on stream.Source: Matsuri
>>17734309Double right-click on video > picture in picture
>>17734661but why
>>17734635Yeah I'm thinking Kiara femdom is what I want.
>>17734582Not him but I'll do it
>>17734652Fuck, I literally forgot it was one
>>17734667sometimes i wish i smoked just so i had the "going out for a smoke" excuse to get away from people
>>17734268"Entschuldigung, aber ich kann nur ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen oder lesen. Sprechen Sie Englisch?"
>>17734620I mean, the language has masculine and feminine words.
>>17734556Yes
>>17734652that one is harmless enough
>>17734669I understand this joke because Kiara taught me!
Okayu is a beautiful and delicate flower
Meimei a cute!
>>17734599Not exactly proud but at least I wasn't someone who peaked during highschool
Instructions unclear, ordered five tables for three
DAS BABY
>>17734556>>17734716
>>17734719okayu is a cat
>>17734719I'm gonna fuck this flower, but also cherish her.
>>17734534>>17734562She's honorary Council to someShe's honorary Myth to some othersEveryone wants my oshi, but at the end of the day, the only thing she is, and will always be, is my oshi.It's the single most "one-on-one" fan-chuuba relationship in Hololive, and yet at the same time, the most shared part of the whole. It's unique, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>17734652I never understood this mentality, every member stream is uploaded to the usual place anyway and it's not like people are going to get anything exclusive from a 5 second soundpost from it. I understand for like clips intended to stir shit up but most things are harmless.
>>17734749Based evening wisher, but they're not transfphobes. They're just pro-science.
>>17734652https://streamable.com/ut4ah1Yeah but if we didn’t share member’s stuff we wouldn’t have this gem
>>17734652>one ooc joke sentenceget over yourself anon
Will Ame's 3D model have a coat and coatless version? Is that a thing?Will Gura be limited to dick-hoodie only too?
>>17734406yeah, with me
>yelling at your students for not paying attentionnice
>>17734749I though Kiara is left leaning
>>17734652Just goofy shit like that is fine. It's bad when you take whole sentiments and stuff they intend to be in private.
>>17734731>a whore*
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1489695634143604739
>>17734749BASED
>>17734716Too bad I was away to see if she was dancing around "genders"
I miss her cute pokemon noises...
is streamable being a shit for anyone else too today?
>>17734732You're right, your life never peaked. It's always been on the decline since you were born.
>>17734811cute
>>17734759do you ever think about IRyS getting a 3d model and doing live shows with other vtubers from all over japan as a vsinger and representative of hololive?sounds pretty cool if they take her in that direction, but it would mean less solo streams
>>17734811She really loves her mama...
>>17734802it arouses them
so when does the corporal punishment segment start
>>17734811she's so good
>>17734763>every member stream is uploaded to the usual place anywayPeople who upload member content should be taken out back and shot
>>17734811I love their relationship so much. Soggy mama loves Fauna and Fauna is so thankful and appreciative of her. It's really cute
>kiara doesn't know deutschexposed
>>1773481940 minutes tako! Hang in there
If Eins is 1 how did it become Ein
>>17734805>I though Kiara is left leaningShe's a Calliboo European Woman.
>>17734805Kiara is dumb leaning.
>>17734655People who consentfag about countries really should measure it by no-strings-attached laws over the bullshit "here's the federal minimum that's obviously strung with hundreds of micro-clauses and lower-department exceptions and restrictions," but I guess that isn't as eye-catching for the point they try and make.
>>17734809
>>17734622it's "party rock is"
>>17734815>one is for male one is for female ond one is for bisexualshe later corrected it to neutral
>>17734793Botan has a jacket off version for her 3D so probably.
>>17734848Eins = oneEin = a
>>17734828I seriously don't think she has the physical stamina to sing her songs live.
>>17734848Eins is the number one, ein is an indirect article
I love the clock!
i'm going to have sex with a prostitute, have a baby with her, steal the baby, change my name, move to japan, marry Botan and have a happy family with her
>>17734635Fucked up that Kiara's like, a god-tier YTP style editor and almost never takes advantage of that fact
>>17734847Why are you like this
>>17734873CLAP CLAP
>No hard 'R'Why even bother
>>17734889>>17734898danke schön
>>17734805>people so new they don't even know Kiara is a TERF
Kiara says you don’t need to use the hard r.
>>17734841Doesn't matter what you think of it, it's gonna happen regardless. Every stream likely has at least 4-5 people recording it anyway, member's or not.
>>17734907I thought she commissioned that video
>>17734865I have no idea what you just said, but I agree.
>>17734848Because "eins" is the cardinal number, but you're actually using the an indefinite article (which is synonymous with a count of one) here, following the rules of declination. For zwei and above, the difference is invisible.
>>17734880I wish Okayu had a sweater off version for her 2D and 3D.
>>17734907Kiara is more an ideas person and some of her dedicated clippers add editing and flavor to her shitpost ideas.
>>17734908Oh sorry today is pokemon. I mixed it up
>>17734891maybe not right now but stamina training is always on the table. of course my whole thing was pretty much going off of Azki's example but I'd be surprised if she just stayed as a "normal" streamer
verzeihen sie
>>17734898*indefinite
>>17734906No you aren't.
>>17734759Everyday my love for her grows and my pp
>>17734805You don't have to be pro-tranny to be on the left. Source: am on the left and think trannies are mentally ill and that affirming them does more harm than good in the long run, both to them and society.
>>17734957I doubt she'll have the discipline to train like that but I'd like to see it.
>>17734972Hi! I'm the prostitute. He totally will do that.
>>17734731CUTE!
Kellnerin! Entshuldingung! Ein Tisch fur zwei Person, bitte. Mein Huhn mochte etwas Essen!I forget is there a "zu" after etwas or not?
Needy kiara is super cute!
>>17735012I'm Botan's husband. He won't.
Better be talking along anon!
Kiara is not a sexual being
>>17734828It sounds nice in theory, but it probably won't be a thing that ends up happening for a few reasons.One: She's HoloEN, and I doubt they really want to put a lot of effort into promoting concerts for a person who will sing in English for over half their songs in Japan.Two: She's a somewhat weak woman in terms of stamina and I doubt she could pull off her massively hard-to-sing songs like that often without obliterating her throat again (I'd support her effort to try, though)Three: I don't exactly think that's how 3D concerts work, going all over Japan, I think they're mostly still just broadcast?It is a nice fantasy, but I'm happy with what we have now.
>>17735013Cute
>>17735015Yes!
>>17735028Is that supposed to be a Noel cosplay?
>>17735028me on the left
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1489689305748414464Ame has so many headaches, seems like vitamin deficiencies given all her other symptoms.
hallo persoon
So are there actual germans here or do we just have spics LARPing again?
>>17734950I'm already downed and hurt
>>17735039
>>17735039Baffling post
>>17735048Yes
>>17734759Myth went out of their way to make IRyS feel welcome, though these days it seems she's more comf hanging with Council.
>>17735028needs more cowbell
>>17734805She is just left handed dumb anon
>>17735021"möchte etwas zu essen" = would like something to eat = would like food"möchte etwas essen" = would like to eat something = is hungry
>>17734936There's that video, which, maybe.But that fucking "good morning" bit is still a high level thing and I'm pretty sure she made that
>>17734841
>>17735054>teamates oshi has a brainkek fuckin retards.
>>17735059Es it Zeit...
>>17734809rrat
>Just pronounce english words like a german wordgenius
>>17735084DIE
Entschuldigung Kiara, can you please rape me, bitte?
>>17735021Danke.
>>17735070The EN Minecraft server tour...
>>17735095French in this case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO6KyOkbWMY
>>17734305Mori is a whore of the highest order and a disgrace to Hololive
>>17735083>a brain problem****
>>17735059>are there actual (X) herethe answer is always yes because this thread is genuinely fucking bafflingly "global" in terms of experiences and origins, ever since the /jp/ days
>>17735039I'll gladly bite this bait.
>>17735075Danke.
>>17735039How dare you
>>17735123Aki really is a cutie.
>>17735039I disagree.
>>17735040well I mean alot of IRyS's music is already japanese and I don't think singing songs in english would be an issue or a debuff for Vsinger concerts.also I didn't mean she would need to travel all over japan, more like just working with all different types of vsingers from across japanbut I do agree, it would be cool to see if she could. of course I'm not 100% on how much control over her whole content she has outside of normal streams. Maybe it's a thing where cover finds gigs for her and she does them (not implying she isn't allowed to say no or anything like that)
>>17735096Cue the KanaCoco soundpost
>>17735112Speaking of EN Minecraft server tour, FUCKING WHEN FOR HOLOX??? Eroha is a MC fiend and would totally build her own house/stuff on there.
Does Kiara know her viewers lewd her? Does she absolutely hate it?
>>17735039Correct, she is THE sexual being.
And then there's the stupid thing where country adjectives on -er are capitalized.>keine schweizerische Eigenheit>keine Schweizer Eigenheit
>>17735039t. The straightest anon in /lgbt/(The joke is that they aren’t straight at all)
>>17735124just ask nicely if you want more Mori pictures anon
So why can Fauna not stream for 4 days and yet Sana doesn't and people get mad? Kronii at least has the excuse that her computer (s) are dead
>No capKiara is not only better at rap than Mori but also knows her slang...
>>17735070for the people you really love, you let them run free.
>>17735172>FUCKING WHEN FOR HOLOX?It's ARK arc for JP and no EN plays MC these days anyways
>>17735193Kill yourself cuckbeat
>capitalizing articles in polite speechI will never remember this.
>>17735124Enough about your mother, we're trying to talk about Mori here
>>17735126This
>>17735123I'm not sure if this is you posting your clips or not (I'm fine if it is), but posting unedited clips like this can get Aki's channel demonetized for "reused content".
>>17734809>a cute whore*
>>17735129It always throws me off how, despite looking like an edit, this is actually supposed to be art of Kiara
>>17735213I also forget this occasionally t. German
>>17735213lol
>>17735226Yeah, Mori, the professional TT cocksuckerBut I guess you like it when she gushes about her favorite male e-celebs, you used to pay $25 for it
>>17735209Kiara just played it yesterday...
>>17735213not articles, only pronounsich, du, er/sie, wir, ihr, siebut if you use sie (3rd p plural, not singular) as polite form of "you", then it's capitalized:>Oh wow, sie sind Schweine>Oh wow, Sie sind ein Schwein
I wish Hoomans would stop replying to shitposts.
>>17735175Yes. She even caught one fanartist on their alt account drawing Takamori lewds on stream. She gives them a wink-wink I see what you did.Also, retweeted a doujin featuring her tonguefucking Mori.
>>17735217
>calling ananas a pineappleit's not even growing on a pine bloody englishmen lmao
i appreciate the effort kiara but literally none of this is going to stick in my mind
>>17735210Ok here's another. Now Kiara's on, so I don't want to steal image slots away from the KFP here so settle down
>>17735175thirsty soundpost gomen
>>17734809They broke up anon... let it go...
Luna is not a sexual being
>>17735161From what we gather from what she's said, they get people to make some songs, she puts her input in and helps guide the direction to be suited to her, they have her sing it and then that's about the whole of it. So basically, a normal EN talent with the exception of direct company support/direction when it comes to singing, while the other girls are less obligated in terms of the singing end of things, but also less supported.
>>17735275Whatever you say, deadbeat
>>17735296No, fuck youYour oshi hates you, you're a blight on this hobby
>>17735302true
Kiarachama, conjugation is for verbs. Nouns are declined instead.
>>17735175She knows how we do and bullied our elections for it.
>>17735300No we didnt
I know I should fuck off to >>>/#/ but Fauna's vod views for the Ku100 ASMR stream is steadily climbing at an oddly fast pace (for her). That ku is doing wonders I guess
>>17735296Go back, nobody wants you
>>17735296Go back faggot
>>17735213She means formal pronouns, not articles. You capitalise Sie to mean a polite 'you' (sie uncapitalised is she). I know she doesn't want to go into grammar, but she should've looked some of this up since it gets confusing.
>>17735276Shut up and kiss me.
>>17735300keep telling yourself that
>>17734589I respect your dedication to spamming the fat cat, fatcat poster
https://litter.catbox.moe/722tg4.jpeg
>>17735300We did?
https://poal.me/wrcnsx
>>17735325>>17735344>>17735347last one, but please focus on watching streams. Be good now little deadbeats
>>17735325I'm sorry you have to project your oshi /vt/ hating you onto others, I hope it gets better for youMaybe buy a pass and they'll notice you more
>>17735296
>>17735360Okayu cute
>>17735334Our what
>>17735078Nah, that was also done by one of her resident clipfags.
>>1773527610 bucks it's not even hoomans
>>17735276I'm sure it's hoomans, anon.I'm sure it isn't shitposters hyping themselves up like they always do.Surely.
Kiara not knowing the words for fundamental grammatical concepts is driving me up the fucking wall
>>17735299>>17735175
went in for coffee, now Steins;Gate
>no Ina frame upFucking ISPs.Guess she's not seeing the Bidoof today.
>>17735352
>>17735376You'll always be just an ATM to Mori
>>17735175She not only knows, she anonymously stalks the lewd tags and is tempted to respond to scare chimkins.She dead-ass told one of her fanartists "I know" wrt. her not-tagged porn art.
>>17735376Go back
>>17734900I miss my clock wife
>>17735392Why doesn't it ever happen for Fauna
Post more farm animals please.
>>17735394Komm mal runter und nimm deine Medizin!
>>17735394Didn't she drop out of school... be nice!
>>17735341Yes, because a lot of people search for Ku100 specifically, its one of the top searches related to ASMR.
>>17735409Anon... https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1489290691649830914
>>17735394its so cute!
>>17735376Fuck off cuckbeat, your astroturfing is obvious.
>>17735424what does fauna have anything to do with mumei?
>>17735375I'm not a deadbeat, my oshi doesn't hate me for giving her moneyMaybe you should watch other Holos
EINZ
>>17735435Didn’t drop out, just straight up didn’t go to high school at all iirc
>>17735175>who is mamaloni
>>17735383She conquered my country
>>17735394I find it fascinating as someone who learnt German as kid since it takes ages to get Anglophone brain around dative and accusative declension and native speakers like her just use it without even knowing what case grammar is. A bit envious.
>>17735467I could tell you to watch streams but we all know you won't do that either, now excuse me as I go back to watching the chicken while you threadwatch
Why is our empress talking about cakes?
>>17735363>ananas comes from tupi>tupi is a native language in Brazil>It's not called ananas in Brazil
>>17735213FUCK BEING POLITE
>>17735502Cake is great
palachimken
>>17735424Very early on in council's lifespan, shitposters weren't getting many responses for shitposting about Fauna.This led to a self-inflicted feedback loop. They decided that this meant that people don't respond when they shitpost about Fauna, which meant that they stopped doing that to chase attention from more "positively-responding" fanbases, which meant there was less bait being thrown at her, which meant there was even less response, which spiraled down to the current situation.Most, if not all, shitposting habits are self-reinforced behavioral patterns. Shitposters, very early on, get a nugget of an idea in their head, and they feed that idea until it is the law in their mind, and the reality on the ground won't ever matter.
>>17735502I mean, just the other day she was talking about eating cake for breakfast.
>>17735505the tupi-guarani people have been assimilated (or slaughtered) by the portuguese empire
>>17735476>mamaloni finally releases her limiters this yearWe are gonna be blessed
>>17735502She knows we want to get a handful of her ass
Alright Rep time, what programs do I use to get started on this whole jap business
>>17735175Of course. She just doesn't want you openly cooming in chat during streams. Elsewhere is fine.
>>17735228Not my channel, but it's edited 9 minutes from long stream
kiara....
>>17735502Don't know if you noticed, but Kiara loves cake and sweet desserts.
>>17735443...How is internet throttling a thing?I'm a dirty euro and I can download and upload 50TBs of content and my ISP wouldn't throttle me.The fuck is wrong with north american ISPs?
>>17735496Watch Kiara and notice how she loves her fansBut your cognitive dissonance prevents you from seeing Mori's distaste for Hololive and her fans, you're a lost causeKeep giving her big akas, keep fattening her up and financing her self-destructive behavior
>>17735544>>>/jp/djt/Only use the OP, don't read the threads
>>17735544AnkiLook up a hiragana site for memorisationBuy a notebook and write shit down in it.
>>17735544Just go check out the /djt/ threads
>>17735544Honestly, I suggest you get classes where you speak to a real person instead.
>>17735280>She even caught one fanartist on their alt account drawing Takamori lewds on streamwhich stream was this? does anyone have a clip?
>>17735502UNO.. oh wait
>>17735474At least she's aware that education is a meme
>>17735431Ich nehm meine verdammte Medizin und es nützt nichts! Ich kleb an der Decke. Es kann doch nicht angehen, dass man sich als Lehrerin bezeichnet und dann die fundamentalen Grundsätze des Lehrmaterials nicht beherrscht. Das ist ungefähr so, wie dein Primarschullehrer sagt auch nicht "äh öh hm", wenn er über Nomen und deren Deklination sprechen sollte. Eine gute Lehrerin kann ihre Schüler*innen nur motivieren, wenn sie selbst sowohl von ihren Lerninhalten überzeugt ist und klar vermittelt, dass die Lernziele überhaupt erreichbar sind; indem Kiara sich mit ihren Aussetzern so diskreditiert, vermittelt sie implizit, dass sich der Lernprozess von vornherein nicht lohnt.
>>17735502The princess... of cakes...
I literally have no idea what kiara is talking about
>>17735544https://itazuraneko.neocities.org
>>17735565You have a bad day, anon?Wanna talk about it?If you get it off your chest it'll help improve your delusions, I think
>>17735576I would but I have 6 hours of spare time a day while at work so its better for me to learn online at first.>>17735567>>17735568>>17735569Thanks
>>17735112Reine should give IRyS a tour, wouldn’t be the first time Reine gives a tour of the EN server
>>17735064>>17735067>>17735129>>17735150>>17735157>>17735180>>17735186>>17735189>>17735217>>17735338
>>17735552Yeah, but the video itself isn't edited. You can't just smoosh together clips with the video the exact same or it still counts as reused content. It's happened to a few Holos now already. It's why the EN clippers do shit like zoom in on faces or move the camera around a bunch
>>17735538Can't wait for her Takamorironii orgy this coming comiket!
>>17735604Regional differences in German words used to refer to a type of crepe/pancake.
>>17734605>ShirtlessGet outta here Woolie
>>17735544I unironically suggest you look up some vtuber that teaches english-speaking viewers japanese. Something similar to what tenma does/did
Why does Kiara hardly get any actual porn that isn't /u/?
>>17734534isn't IRyS honorary Council according to herself? https://youtu.be/c_gZHcV4SxE?t=2052
>>17735616I shouldn't judge you for your NTR fetish, you're right.You have the right to get a boner whenever Mori talks about how much she loves Charlie or Connor.
>>17735544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJEdE
>>17735657I blame it on takamori for pushing a yuri ship
>>17735593
>>17735593Das ist eine Menge Text.
>>17734305Hey, me too!
>>17735670This is THE best art of Gura, if not of any EN
>melange isnt that the spice?
>>17734605[Easy Mode is Now Available]
>>17735657The yuri stain is hard to remove
>>17735625She likes it
>>17735657Shes a gay icon.
>>17735664IRyS unironically spoke to Council first before Myth. Even among Myth, IRyS also said the only ones she felt to be close friends were Ina and Mori
>>17735704
>>17735704but she looks like a child in that picture
>>17735593zu lang; nicht gelesen
>>17735657Because she constantly obsesses over cute girls
>>17735666You seem to talk about NTR a lot, are you okay? Some childhood trauma making you see things?
>>17735296Based deadbeat, never give up
Kiara started to get into FPS, right? What if Kiara did the Apex Legends Solo Master Challenge?
>>17735657futa doesn't count as /u/
>>17735573I'm looking for all the fanart we'll be getting from this
>>17735418>not-tagged porn art.link?
KIARA BRUSTMILCH
Shut up tenchou I will order breast milk! If you can have Kronii's then I can have yours!
kiara milkies.,....
I will suckle kiara's breastmilk straight from the tap
I NEED KIARA'S BREAST MILK
Mamatori milk...
I WANT TO DRINK KIARA'S MUTTERMILCH
motherly instincts...
Thoughts?
>>17735276i was going to say it's just nuumans but are there even post-council newfags? i hope not...
>>17735772Fuck off, kronii's breast milk is for me and fauna only
>>17735754she would probably be filtered hard with the equipment autism and the mobility options
>>17735804needs more underboob window
>>17735666Come on, lets not bring Charlie into this. That nigga doesn't deserve to be roped into Mori's bullshit when he avoids it like a plague.
Shut the fuck up, Kiara doesn't lactate
>>17735808This is not true.
>>17735581It's during one of her tangets, but I don't really remember which one. It's from many months ago. I think it was CrManzanita's art.
>>17735804Doesn't work as well for Moom and the ClockNeeds to be hot sweaty lesbian sex instead of chuuni violence
>>17735666>>17735744
>Zahlen, bitte>Numbers, please
>>17735761god I wish I was that gun
>time for tipsWAIT, NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO @ AMERICANS
>>17735544-Use whatever you want to learn Hiragana and Katakana. Should only take a day or two. There's plenty of interactive games online for this.-Anki with VN Core 1250 to learn the important words like "cumming inside". Also Core 2k/6k, although that's from the newspaper so some of the words are shit you'll never use like financing. LEARN BOTH READINGS AND THE DEFINITION, don't be lazy. Also read the example sentences in Core 2k.-While doing the above, read Tae Kim. It's okay if the grammar doesn't stick. You'll get it down as you read. Speaking of-Read a bunch, don't just do flashcards. I recommend Pokemon and any manga that has furigana (the shit above kanji to help you read it), but you can do whatever you want as long as you can feel like you understand it.-Also this is really useful for listening when you feel up to it. Turn off all the subs and only turn on Japanese when you need to. Start with Mitsubushi Colors: https://animelon.com/
>>17735839chuuni violence is just an allegory for hot sweaty lesbian sex
have sex
I got three apples, this is getting heavy...
>check pleasewait... I always thought you called it the billfuck I got ESL'd by mega ESL Kiara
>>17735869Who with?
>>17735881Your oshi
I miss Fauna...
>>17735825she will when I've impregnated her
Anon, (you) bitte?
>>17735869already did it today, don't feel like doing it until next week
>>17735847kek
>>17735869Ok, let me fuck you
>CheckKiara is so old...
>>17735906Why are Haatons like this?
>>17735869I'm going to rape the anon below me
>>17735664She's adopted by the upperclassmen but the lowerclassmen are easier to hang out with casually.You know the type, the transfer student who joins the high school in Junior year but transfered from an area where they make you go to school a year before the rest of the state does so they're 16 while everyone else is 17 so the rest of the established class takes you in like a cute little puppy and they care about you but you're still kind of disconnected from them even if they see you as an equal because that inherent difference is hard to completely overcome despite their genuine effort but at the same time when you go to the clubs after school the kids just below you see you a bit higher up on the pedestal and you have a bit more clout with them while at the same time being more mentally in tune with them which lets you shoot the shit with them a bit more often while also being able to relish a bit in the "upperclassmen" position that you have over them but they don't hold that against you because it just seems more interesting to them and occasionally the two groups clash a bit over who gets priority over you in terms of hanging out but you value your time with both of them in a way that's hard to explain to them so you end up making both groups closer together in a way that wouldn't have happened without you and so they both value you even more and also some of them probably want to fuck you but like they won't say it outright because then that would be weird and you don't know which side you would want to go for but there are decent options on both ends of the aisle and you could really go either way but they would make the dynamic strange now so you prefer to be around them all in that comfortable fraternity rather than rock the boat for something you wouldn't be positive would work out anyways but you always wonder what would've happened, you know the type right? Perfectly common.
>>17735869No
>>17735869I refuse, I'm staying pure!
>>17735925
Why does German just sound like she's angry all the time...
>>17735869Kill yourself
>>17735883As an ESL i thought both were appropriate, "check please" or "can i have the bill?". For me it's the equivalent to "going to the bathroom" and "going to the toilet"
>>17735804Is the girl on the right single?
>>17735883You can use both, Bill is the "proper" way to do it in BE.
>>17735869fuck that overrated garbage, sex is for the weak.
>>17735917I blame the horny tako and the fat cat poster
>>17734293I love Ina too!
>>17735955Because she's not being polite about it. Here's what you'd say if you actually tried:>Entschuldigen Sie, dürften wir Sie um die Rechnung ersuchen?
>>17735409I am unreasonably upset by this soundpost
>>17735883I think you can do either?
>>17735925Delete...
>>17735869this outfit is so good, Ina mama for EN3 please
>>17735917he asked for this
>>17735917>not wantiing to fuck a haaton
>>17736008Anon please do a vocaroo of how you're supposed to pronounce this because i'm going to start slurring if i keep trying
So how do you like it so far? Did you learn anything useful?
>>17736050Yeah. I now know how to refer to KFP waitresses in German.
>>17736050I really, really want to fuck Kiara.
>>17735869K, come over here
>>17736051I can't, sorry. There are reasons why I can't, but by outlining the reasons, I would already give away the reason I can't.
Why are the threads so shit today
>>17736011But have you seen (The Bidoof)?
it tased very good = let's smash
I always say "bring me the tab"
>>17735858>Anki with VN Core 1250 to learn the important words like "cumming inside"i think it's hilarious that I struggle with some of the other words but remembered this one and the other sex words pretty easily after they showed up once
>>17736087Go back to streaming Kiara.
>>17735869But that will make me sad, It will remind me of her... and him.
Say something as if it was your oshi saying it. The topic: very short shorts
be mah bargeld be mah bargeld
>>17736050I love Kiara. I have no idead what is going on
>>17736051Just plug it into Google Translate. It'll be like 70% accurate
>>17736087I have no idea what you just said but ok
>>17736099seems fine to me, honestly, outside of the usual schizo crew that my brain just scrolls over by now.
>>17736099Some nigger on a crusade replying to himself, and the KFP are too focused on learning a new language to properly drown them out
RATE THE STREAM
Crybaby Cat.
>>17736087merkel?
>>17736050Now I can count to 10!
>tippingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17736087LONDON
>>17736122The rap was great
>>17736087Chiara pay attention to your stream
Who thought giving Gura a gun was a good idea? She's already unhinged by herself, no she's even more dangerous
>>17736087this anon is iofi
>>17736050Sex=Six
Is it weird that having an oshi has made me want to have an impact on the world stage of history, or is that somewhat normal?
Kiara is talking about social classes and corporate despotism...
[Important]
>>17736050I learned Kiara should stick to being an entertainer but I'd still watch a third lesson, this has been entertaining if not exactly useful
Q hits 990k at 18 hours and 57 minutes. Misses the under 19 hours mark but will still be 3rd fastest by a huge margin compared to Marine's Unison.
>>17736180how to disarm her
>>17736194Everything will be fine once everyone works for KFP!
>>17736200This is true!
>>17736050I've already learned plenty of German. It's just nice hearing Kiara talk about German, and speak German
Kiarachama holy shit, the rule is just the 10% tip
>>17736211Okay
>>17736191If you're looking to have an impact on the world stageDestroy SEAOr fix it if you really believe in HOPE, but that'll be a lot harder
>>17736211Does the chart still show it jumping up in ridiculous blocks because of view verification?
>>17736211Imagine how fast the real Q is gonna go when it launches in 2 weeks.
>>17736211Cool. Still a bad song, and Mori is still a whore.
>>17736099deadkeks shitting up the place because kfp tell them to fuck off or just want to disassociate completely from them
>>17736211Does anyone have an updated top 10?
>>17736050I can now count and can politely ask Kiara to let me drink her titty milk
>>17736211>>/#/
>>17736211What's the joy in numberfagging those that get views just by existing?
>>17736211No one cares anon
tipping is essential to making sure your pizzas are delivered on time. I always gave the pizza guys 5 bucks and our pizzas always arrived hot and not fucked up
Glad I live in a European country without tipping, Jesas this seems annoying.
>>17736245Filtered
>>17736050I learned Kiar cute
Why do they always nerf Gura's voice in music? Why can't it be left alone like in Reflect?
>>17736250REFLECT (Gawr Gura) - 0d 10h 29mKing (CalliGura) - 0d 11h 36mUnison (Houshou Marine) - 1d 15h 15mOchame Kinou (HoloEN) - 1d 20h 0mOff With Their Heads (Mori Calliope) - 1d 20h 21mRoki (Mori Calliope) - 2d 0h 26mKamipoi (Laplus) - 2d 7h 43mCan you do the hololive Beyond the stage ver (All Members) - 2d 9h 35mGoodbye Sengen (Nakiri Ayame) - 2d 14h 51mHololive Ochame Kinou (All members) - 2d 17h 0m
>>17736272anon...
>>17736211Sugoi numbah
>>17736275Kill yourself
>>17736239I don't think furthering along an inevitable trend line is causing much of an impact on the world stage, anon
>>17736289>>/#/
>>17736310cope
>>17736286Because Gura is a giant pussy who doesn't raise her voice.
>>17736289Looks like Mori is going to be doing a lot more songs with Gura.
>>17736289i dont understand why EN has abysmal live viewers but their songs are the strongest in hololive
>>17736324go back to your containment thread nerd
>>17736211Unison is still my favorite fever dream
So is Surgeon Simulator only going to have Bae's PoV?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIDbOLlwhQ
>>17736310Looking at numbers purely for statistical reasons is based. Using it just to shit on holos is when it becomes cringe.
>>17736211damn that's crazy fast, I wonder how close it would've gotten to Reflect/KING if it was on Gura's channel with 2m more subs.
>>17736356>Bae>MoriSKIP
>>17736346noalso not a containment thread
Kiara is taking up space in my head that should be occupied by my irl gf. How do I kick her our?
>>17736356Who cares
>>17736349Same desu
>>17736344ENs live viewers are butchered by the algorithm, they get more than the average JP
What's the point of tipping if you're always gonna do it?Does it really incentivize the employees to treat you better?
>>17736355
>>17736229WAO
>>17736344>abysmal
>>17736371break up with your gf
>>17736356>CalliopeEhhh
>>17736369yesalso still a nerd
>>17736355It’s KFP hours, they’re always sensitive about numbers.
>>17736333and I'm also going to add that Gura takes way too much of a backseat in duets and lets her partner handle most of the work.
>>17736344The EN fanbase is filled with clip watchers that don't watch streams. That's why their songs still get such good numbers.
>>17736371your gf? just break up with her dude call her a stupid whore or somethingor just literally kick her out the door with a stronk wind-up kick
>>17736050I absolutely love hearing her speak German because I love Kiara, German, and German culture, but I'd encourage her to do chats about German culture/society for more members' streams rather than language lessons unless she's willing to do more research into the messy details she wants to avoid, because her lack and even misuse of grammatical vocabulary makes this more confusing if you haven't the groundwork yourself.
>>17736344>JP: fans all in one extremely packed slice of the world>EN: fans spread across, at a minimum, nine timezonesThe fact that they're comparable is wild at all, let alone competitive
>>17736381well, treat you extra nice.
>>17736371>having an irl gf
>>17736344Because Mori is THE music holo (sorry Suzy) and Gura could take a dump on stream, call it a song and it would hit a mil in less than a week.
>Apex solo master>Rank 38 worldwide in Mario 35, right after release>Super Mario Maker 2 S-rank>Getting over it in under 10 minutes>Sekiro in 51 minutes no damage>Dark Souls: Remastered within 3 hours>Minecraft in 2 hours, 16 minutes>First holo to clear Jump King>First and second place in Mario Kart tournament>Best holo at Smash bros.>Various other game challengesSay it
I miss fauna, I miss Ina, I miss gura....
>>17736356>no irys pov to watch her "accidentally" grabbing inappropriate parts of the patienti'll never forgive throats
>hairdresserthat's like the easiest thing to do yourself/ask your friends to
>>17736356Enjoy the stream, i'd rather do vidya reps instead
>>17736381Only if you're dealing with someone who gets paid shit by other people.
>>17736433I miss that bitch
>>17736433Gamer...
https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlkhttps://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlkhttps://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlk
>>17736425Kiara is my irl gf!
>>17736433Rabu onion
>>17736371>by my irl gfPlease, leave this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hSMpYUctlkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hSMpYUctlkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hSMpYUctlkWhat the FUCK
>>17736211Remove 5 hours for the Mori channel debuff
we don't like nerds around herethings that nerds do that we dont like:>counting numbers>doing maths>thinking thoughts>asking questionsif you do any of these you are a fucking nerd and you don't belong here, so go away or i will bully you
>>17736433I don't know what I'm supposed to sayAkukin something? rabu onyon?
>>17736456APEX SAIKOU
>>17736434It's not her throat's fault. She doesn't want to stream on her channel anymore.
>>17736211Cool, i still want Mori to graduate tough
>>17736371Tell your gf that she's a whore. There you go anon. Now dedicate your new free space to more Kiara.
>>17736371Get the fuck out dude. Your kind isn't welcome here.
>>17736456>Not gungeonFUCK apex
>>17736433GAMING MEIDO BACK IN BUSINESS
>>17736381i don't want cum on my pizza again
>>17736476STEM bros...
>>17736456Fuck off Gura, I wanted Enter the Gungeon.
>>17736456>>17736473shan't forgive akua
>>17736456what the shit
>>17736476I think
>>17736456>>17736473What happened with EtG?
uberchama....
>>17736456I know she said she felt like playing but huh?
>>17736473>>17736456what about gungeon????
>>17736456>>17736473oh god...would be based if it lead to an Aqua collab
>>17736456>>17736473She only has 3 days, there's no way she makes it to masters
>>17736476Based
>>17736512diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedie
>>17736433Apparently keeping your mouth open multiplies your gamer skills by 50
>>17736456Lmao chumkeks
>>17736456>>17736473>kiara will still be awakeI BELEB
>>17736456>not gungeonok fuck that
WHERE THE FUCK IS GUNGEON GURAWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGI WANTED GUNGEON NOT THIS SHIT
>>17736433bigger
>>17736512
>>17736381It's bullshit but since it's common now you look like a douche if you tip nothing and probably risk getting your food spat in next timeI wish it was like in Japan where they literally refused to take tip money
>>17736512You're?
>>17736371No but seriously see if you can't get her to wear a dindril or something
>>17736433I want to be her asuna...
>>17736456>>17736473Based
>tipping a taxi/uberWhat? why?
>>17736539
here's a tip *unzips dick*
>>17736456>>17736473This is Mori's fault
>>17736500>againwhy would you ever order from it a second time?
>>17736456>>17736473>Wow Aqua got a lot of views playing Apex now I'm gonna do the same even though I've had endless opportunities to play it up until now!
>>17736532No wonder I suck
Gura woulda sucked at gungeon then quit before she ever beat the first boss. You lucked out cumchuds.
>>17736552Valentines day is coming up, that could be a special request or something I dunno how relationships work forgib
>>17736561so they don't abduct, rape and kill you
>>17736561So they dont run you over after you get out
>>17736476oh yeah?
>>17736456>>17736473I can safely skip
>>17736561I mean in the cases shes talking about its understandable
>>17736534Oh I want to see those two bumble around in Apex.
>>17736456>>17736473Gungeon is Devolver Digital published, I don't recall those having perms issues so I guess she felt like Apex?
>>17736473>>17736456very nice thumbnail choice once again
>>17736566When did you get the dick zipper installed? Is it as good as the advertisements say?
>>17736456>Shitpex insteadAt least make Ame join you or something...
>zoned out for a minute>"cat in a box"For a moment I thought she was going on about Schrödinger's cat again.....
>>17736523Tbh I feel like learning APEX after Watching aqua last night myself.
>>17736592>>17736594Austria is a wild place I see
>>17736473Short stream I guess...
>>17736573Did you see her play Apex? She can barely understand 3d movement in FPS games.
>>17736535Gungeon is shit. So is Apex though.>>17736588I thing >we got lucky with that.
>>17736456>>17736473BASED
Never thought I'd hate a HoloThen boomCalliope Mori
>>17736456Well, couldn't have been replaced with a worse game.
>>17736456I blame Aqua.
>>17736642fuck you roboco you did this
>>17736623I mean, east of france is...an experience
>>17736580He actually wants cum on his pizza again.
moom post
Q coming up on that 1milhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetXqd9B8WE
>>17736619>Gura and Ame
Here's the answer.If you can tip, tip. There's no downside except for the loss in money. Even if they don't mandate it, even if it isn't a cultural norm, there is literally no downside to getting someone to like you more and presenting yourself as a generous person. Even if they deny it, the offer will put you on a higher standing than others.
>>17736648this
>>17736663Didnt ask
Could you imagine if this actually leads to a Aqua/Gura/Ame Apex collab?
>>17736629Shut the fuck up
Gura was watching Onyon, she's starting her own journey to masters.
>>17736573Nah, this time, I'm blaming Aqua
Did anyone clip the part of Mumei's NSO where she makes fun of people who want to be loved?
the teacher digresses again
>>17736456>>17736473Looks like she was watching Aqua like everyone else
>>17736456>>17736473LET ME SLEEP
>>17736663I asked
Uber etiquette lesson
>>17736674but what if i get robbed by the person i tipped
>>17736473>>17736456Oh god next Gura is going for Aqua's game
>>17736678No, but I’d love a Gura/Shion/La+ a sex collab
>>17736663that's significantly slower than Reflect and King
>>17736691the teacher should shake her tits more
>>17736661
>>17736711They would probably rob you either way
>>17736685Onion is her oshi bro.
Gura wants to lure Aqua out for a collabCute
Making a quick maccas run you want anything KFP?
>>17736456>>17736473Goobumbus is going to play with Aqua soon!
>>17736698yeah she's been talking about it
>>17736592>>17736594Damn here brazil this only happens with taxis Uber drivers are just racist or rant talking about how much they like asian girls
>>17736741They got sweet tea?
>>17736723Or bend over to pick up a piece of chalk.
>>17736473OH SHITBASED
>>17735538SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>17736741a small fanta please
>>17736648But do you want to kill her?
>>17736698Fuck, I missed it by being asleep, how did that go down?Was it equivalent to "A FUCKING CIRCLE" or was it even wilder?
>>17736672its been over 3 years since SBFP graduated...
>>17736674In my country, it's weird and awkward if you tipPeople will take the money out of politeness, but will think you're a retard or a dumb tourist
>>17736405I genuinely forgot to text her today, it's too late now she's probably asleep now. But what I did not forget was to post Kiara and type that she is very cute and funny
>>17736757
>>17736456Gura is pretty shameless and about as subtle as an extinction event.
Where the fuck is my Inner
>>17736741Medium dr pepper and some fries bro!
>>17736772NoI want to beat the shit out of her but I don't want to kill her
>>17736698Aqua is her oshi after all
https://streamable.com/8zwfxzWhy is she like this?
>>17736775She breezed her way into Master. Thread blew up when it happened even though it was mostly dead.
>>17736663KIARA DONT LOOK
>>17736754Why do you think taxi drivers in europe dont do that? In Bulgaria the most common thing you'll hear a taxi driver say is "fucking hell, they ruined this country"
>>17736456GuraMumeiAme Apex collab hopefully soon.
>>17736775aqua was unironically carrying the fuck out of most of the games
>>17736759
>>17736371Buy her props to cosplay as Kiara during segs. Two birds one stone !
>>17736792Tuesday at the earliest, probably Wednesday. I'm sorry Tako.
>>17736792she'll be back eventually, tako.Allow her the time to rematerialize her existence
>german date with Kiarai'm literally going to die when the day comes
oonga boonga
Is Gura good at fps? Is gura bad at fps? I have no fucking idea
>>17736812Kiara is practically a /here/tuber at this point
>>17736344EN gets at least 50% cut in numbers at all timesIt can go up to 80% at least
>>17736759Does anyone have the dancing mamaloni one? The original, not the sped up version
>>17736792Steady octopus destination...
>>17736456Fuck, idk if I wanna watch this or not. Hate when new people stream Apex and its just them landing and dying for 2 hours. I still remember that Ina Apex stream.
>>17736456>>17736473>not a collab with mumei and ame>>17736476isnt Bae a nerd? a sexy one for sure but a nerd at the end?
>>17736851Gura is good at aiming, bad at everything else
>>17736826>>17736859This one?
>>17736855topkek, more like topcute
>>17736819but do they talk about fucking japanese girls?
>>17736855She's so cute bros...
>>17736654Roboco is the face of play Arc, not Apex at the moment given how hard she was shilling the former to AZKi
>>17736859
>>17736371Convert her to KFP. She will instantly become gay and leave you, problem solved
>>17736855can't be a /here/tuber shes actually good
GURA NO
>Who cares about your allergiesKiara...!
>>17736822God i hope so.
>>17736855
Remember when Gura scheduled Paladins, hoped for Ame to invite herself and then dropped it at the last second because Ame didn't do what she wanted?Remember when Gura scheduled Apex hoping that Ame would join her but she was so dumb she scheduled it on the evening Ame went on vacation so she cancelled it at the last minute?
>>17736881Yeah, that one. Thanks. I love how it's synched to the beat
>First she kills her in Minecraft>Then she steals Shion from her>Then she steals Okayu before she had any chance with her>Now se will steal the Apex audience from herWhat's Gura's end game?
>German dateMy heart is ready
>>17736894i would still fuck roboco
>>17736877you're asking too many questions, you must be a frikking nerd
>>17736919
For when Ame goes to Austria for that "off collab" with Kiara
Ame, don’t listen…
>>17736894Yeah, Aqua is to blame for any increase in Apex activity right now
>>17736931Gura will become Aqua
>>17736729She's so well spoken
>>17736928honestly the mamaloni soundposts are my favorites
>>17736371>not making your gf KFPngmi
>>17736931You don't understand anon Gura wants to be Aqua.
What have I done?
>>17736817Im sure Kiara's pretty happy that she doesn't have to deal with Mori's e-celeb bullshit now
>>17736888Most drivers are boomers who have no idea what asian women look like, let alone japanese ones. I can only envy your guys
>>17736927so what youre saying is today is going to be dbd
>>17736851I thought her accuracy was lower.
>>17736456I've been telling anons that Gura is going train in Apex and beat Aqua eventually. The 1st step towards this starts soon
>>17736879Hey just like Kiara!
>>17736919the strong shall survivethe weak shall accept their fate
>>17736927Gura just wants Ame... it's so cute
>>17736958>Gura becomes Aqua>Mumei becomes Gura>Aqua becomes Mumei
https://twitter.com/qmin_arts/status/1489281390944612356?s=21https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1489622161669206025?s=21Kiara?????
>>17736951is "tummy hort" exclusive to /vt/?
Kiara’s making fun of Ame…
>>17736967Now you'll be deeply attached to a very cute and needy girl until the day you die
>>17736967Welcome to the family.
Ame is special...
>>17736967You let a cute girl warm your icy heart
>>17736974I'm saying she's trying to bait someone into asking her for a collab instead of just asking them herself and who that is can be found out by simply looking at today's likes.
>>17736961Yeah, they're great
>FUCK YOUR GLUTEN ALLERGYholy shit kiara
>>17736946Would a nerd post THIS?
ame potato
AME MENTION
>>17737015Literally popularized by Ame on twitter / youtube
>>17736456Shame Ollie is doing MC. Pretty sure she'd join if she wasn't streaming. Ame and Ina are guaranteed to join though. Ame because Ame. Ina because she wants to relive the first time playing Apex, which was with Gura and Ame
>>17737006Then they all scissor their pussies together
>>17736967wilkommen
>>17737015If it's not niggermarked or invented in the last 30 minutes, it's leaked out
>>17736586>Wow after 1.5 years of avoiding looking at numbers, today is the day I demand more numbersGura is such an opportunist
>>17736955Aqua's Apex was actually fun because she was good, though, and she was going for a really hype goal as well. Watching someone running around with their head cut off and randomly dying isn't that interesting.
>This apronhttps://twitter.com/ZedGawr/status/1489682128791117824
>Ame potato what?
>>17737051Botan's tights...
>>17736678So Aqua solo carrying everything, while Gura and Ame die the whole time cause they are in Aqua's lobbies? Could either be kino with them watching Aqua play, or being super awkward cause they are consistently dead, and just have to sit there watching.
Guys my dog looks kind of sick what should I do?
>>17736927Today is the day
>>17737051No offense fatcat poster, but i prefer botan poster more
>>17736967the right thinghttps://files.catbox.moe/67qa7w.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/67qa7w.mp3
https://youtu.be/1hSMpYUctlkUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>hololive global suddenly likes Kiara
This is important to me
>@Vshojo_Friendshttps://twitter.com/Ezio_Delacroix5/status/1489685885327192069
>>17737057>shameYeah no, that's a blessing. Keep that annoying zoomber away.
>>17737087breed her
>>17737117Always has been.
>>17736967Danke Schön
>>17737015It's literally spammed on chat when Ame says any remark about stomach pain or gluten
>>17737119Hopefully Ollie reaches out, I wanna se the collab!
>>17737015Nah, Ame has an emote for it
This Gura Apex stream is gonna be a stealth collab, everyone is now itching to play Apex after watching Aqua. I predict Mumei will join her, and probably Bae too
>german voiceoverJESAS
>>17737138That's perverted
>>17737117>suddenlywelcome back from your six months coma
>>17737081True, but that doesn't mean others won't try anyway
>>17737099Wow what the fuck I just membered for the LOTR watchalongs now I'm hopelessly in love fuck you
>>17737117>suddenly
>>17737117the small portion of the thread that actually watches streams always did
>>17736967Congratulations on getting a gf anon!
>>17737150fuck off
>>17737137You don't want to hear Ollie make the charge rifle joke in front of Gura? Shit taste
>>17737150>new ipthere really are c****r obsessed homos that read the thread waiting for any reason to post about their oshi huh
>>17737172It's just nature.
>>17737150ogey
>>17737074What else do the voices in your head say?
>>17737139Is this supposed to be Kenny Omega's gear?
>>17737165>Baele sad shark.png
Important Kiwawa imagehttps://twitter.com/R_thors/status/1489707197722419206
>>17737181have this one toohttps://streamable.com/ut4ah1https://streamable.com/ut4ah1
>>17737202That's not a new IP, though.
>>17736783seems like you already know what's more important
>>17737185Nah I didn't like her before, your chicken has just gotten better. She's a respectable holo with a good work ethic once she chilled out.
>>17737150Kill yourself
>>17737172Anon, females, regardless of species, are literally MADE to be bred
>>17737117Always have babe
>>17737200No I'm good with just Gura. ENs or JPs would be okay though (but no Mori).
FOUR FUCKING APPLES JESAS
>>17737107this soundfile alone can make anyone understand Japanese humor
>>17736456>>17736473Gura should stop trying to be good at video games
Goodnight folks! Remember to enjoy Hololive!!!
>>17737165Anon... The ones likely to join have a collab... They might hop in YT chat though
>>17737267Still fewer than Gura, you’re fucking stupid KFP.
These two will be collabing tomorrow. Fun timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4ZH7R5HIc4
KIARA AT NEXT DOKOMI
>>17737139Looks cool
>>17737267I'm smart!
that was pretty cool, hope it happens again
>>17737296yes i know i am only chicken
>>17737283Before you go, can you tell me what Watame's member content is like?
>>17737274There are a lot of incredibly bad people playing any game as popular as Apex, so you can still have fun as a casual who's bad at video games as long as you aren't one of those people who's stuck in bronze but thinks they deserve to be in masters
chumkeks, did Gura say why she dropped gungeon in a members post or anything?
>>17737298>phasmoshit>those participantsCan't think of something more boring
>>17737150is it me or are they interacting waaaaaaaaaaay less recently?
>>17737033Gura should like that picture of her and Ame kissing near the top of #gawrt
>>17737033oh shit, Miko collab? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17737238Hot!
>>17736690This one ?mega for soundposts, regularly updated: https://mega.nz/folder/qVcnkABK#OsEMd4H1eYGH855a_0I-Iw
>>17737296Small chicken stomach vs shark appetite
>>17737239it is, the 172th ip in this thread
>>17737150Hopefully she joins with RPR and the vshoujo gang! fuck the bubble!
>>17737033ogey
>>17736456>>17736473
>>17737274no one takes a baby seriously anywaysexcept for lunaitos, sociopaths
>>17737165>Ame streaming (Gura hates her though)>Mori collab>Bae collab (Gura hates her though)>IRyS collab (Gura hates her though) >Mumei collab.>Fauna busy.>Kiara.>Ina ISP hort>Kronii PC hort.>Sana Hololive hort.
>watching Kiara stream on mute cause I'm at work>chat is saying "yes" to something>say "yes" too so I can feel included
>convention appearances could also be in 3DHOLY SHIT WE'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW
>>17737296I am but a simple chicken...
>>17737321It’s really nice. Watchalong, special wallpapers, occasional ASMR (very cute), members Zatsu…
huh does that mean the 3D won't be pre recorded
>>17737382she's talking about cons
>>17737328Yes she said she wants to train in Apex so she can collab with Aqua
>>17737379>Fauna busy.Less that she's busy (she's supposed to be streaming today) and more that she doesn't like Apex.
>>17737382cute.....
>>17737332I wonder why...
KIARA WILL GET 3D CONCERT BEFORE MORI
>>17737298I'll probably watch if I'm up. Fubuki and Matsuri will probably try to constantly scare the other two
>>17737378
>>17737382based schizoKFP
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>17734242: /hlgg/ has had 5353 threads, 493 deaths, 7955221 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 44.9%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>17737334>suzy's pfpmigopi...
>>17737382>do you want to gas the Jews>yes
>>17737354>rprdo your archive reps dramafag
>>17737165I wonder if Kiara would be up to being a retard with her in Apex.
>>17737332nope. they still going
>>17737327>>those participantsYou take that back
>bumpschizo hours
>>17737400that's pretty much a given
>>17737382I expect nothing less from KFP
>>17737341nice
>>17736456>>17736473Can't even be mad since Aqua is her oshi
>>17737451>Jan 13
So how long until Cover uses Dokomi as jumpstart for EU branch?
KIARA IS SO CUTE AHHHH
>>17736931>>17736958>>17736966she did say Aqua was one of the first Holo she watched back then
>>17737479I swear her face just moved the moment I looked away....
>>17736686Pink women...
I love the Marine/Rushia relationship filled with domestic violence!
HOLY SHIT KINOPEX FROM GURA?
KIARA UPDATE>Kiara went to the con naked
I remember watching Anya's Gnosia streams, they were nice
>>17736927Is a Gura baiting Choco or Ollie?
Kiara’s in her jammies…
>>17737467
I can't wait for EN to join an Apex tournament
>>17737274Gura is capable of getting good at games
>>17737467>[sound....mp4]anonchama...
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17737500want me to show you the likes? those are more recent
>went to a con nakedlol she's making this up
TOPLESS
UWAHHHH
Kiara is an exhibitionist...
>>17737506meds
HOLY SEX
TOPLESS KIARA
>>17737400They only do prerecorded stuff for solo concerts and I'm pretty sure they do it for stamina reasons
SEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHSSS
okay FINE KFP I'll join her stupid membership
Apex status?
topless Kiara...
Gura kneels to AquaShion.
KIARS STRIPPING
This is the content I pay $5 a month for
wtf Kiara
PASTIES DONT COUNT
>>17737460>page 10>it's real
>>17737274She doesn't need to try, she is the 4th best at Mario Kart after all
>>17737341Reminder that some people genuinely didn’t like Mumei’s attitude during the NSO stream.
>>17737328>gura>interacting with her audience outside of streams
>>17737529tbdesu they could probably put together a "bronze shitters only" vtuber tournament, but it'd have a ton of twitchfags
>>17737537nah, i don't really careit just seemed that way but i guess not
>your oshi>wollt ihr den totalen krieg?
>>17737526pulling down Kiara's PJ bottoms and fucking her with them halfway down her thighs!
I am a con manshe went inside me
>>17737537this isn't healthy
Why is gawr gura so bad at communicating with her fanbase through social media?
>>17737499>you will never be Faufau's bad boy junior high squeeze>you will never chokeslam middle school Fauna into her locker between classes, then give her a tongue deep kiss and leave her quivering there
>German lessons stream>actually exhibitionist story time
>>17737540Maybe. But people going in to cons half-naked isn't exactly uncommon
>>17737613She simply does not want to.
>>17737499Soundpost doko?
The thought of a confused topless Kiara amuses me
>>17737613child
>>17737598moomonly if it goes on steam sale
>>17737613she learned her lesson before joining Hololive
>>17735562It's funny because I have Comcast, which is probably the most hated ISP in the world, and I've never heard of them throttling.
>>17737540>>17737635yeah been there done that
>kiara>good
Can someone post the aqua hype real with Red?
>>17737531Yeah I like to waste storage space. Whata about it?
Kiara just refuses to wear brasthis kinda breaks the immersion of her boobieful model
>>17737613No self-respecting weeb actually wants to use social media.
chonkers architect status?
ARCHITECT BROS
>>17734298Imagine not only being dope based superlit but also having a cute bird daughter. Mamatori is one lucky fuck.
>>17737640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IyUKwOA4JQhere Im lazy
>Page 11the thread isn't even 90 minutes old
>>17737678Based, I do the same thing it's easier than doing an extra conversion