/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ohhh applause

>>17714426
applause is my bitch

>>17713528
How would I know, I only make $203,861,187.23 in divvies. Projected. Most of my investments shifted to Mikochi so it's likely less now.

Sorry Crest, I'll set up an auction so that you can buy back the hat.

Hello LETS GO AQUAAAAAAA

Holy fucking shit, can you lazy fucks slap fucking /nasfaqg/ on the goddamn op?

oh shit! aquaaaaaa

>>17714575
Hey dude

>namefield
sasuga

goodnight see you in 3 hours

cmon Aqua. my heart and wallet is cheering you on!

>>17714745
You fucking retard

>>17714778

this owl is so incredibly cute

I was making bread, oh well

>>17714971
Avarice you forgot the G

>>17714994
what g? also how'd you know?

/nasfaq/

>>17715014
you have to be doing this on purpose at this point

Avarice love

>>17715014
The G in /nasfaqg/, and come on now Avarice it's obvious:
>file.png
>Mumei
>Forgot the G

>>17715014
nta but its because you're retarded and using a fucking text tool

it's 5 am why can't I fucking sleep already god damn

>>17714971
Go ahead and finish that, we can use it for the next one maybe?

50k on balance. Devs still not here

>>17714971
>>17715014
avarice..... your ***** reps...

>>17714971
ohhhhhhhh you black haired bimbo

>>17715060
is something on your mind?

I'm ngmi.

>>17715215
>>17715091
>>17715059
im not really familiar with photoshop I just thought it'd be fun to make a pic

>>17715608
>didn't screenshot his whole screen
He is learning

>>17715608
oh you wanted to place stylized text, I was gonna tell you to use the fonts or the pngs in the op

>>17715608
at least use the right text file you penis

>>17715608
that looks pretty good

>>17715251
Besides her, my jap reps, and "fuck, I should really go to sleep", not really.
I already laid in bed for like half an hour with my eyes closed, but just can't fall asleep
guess I'll play more warframe

>>17715608
Good shit avarice, did a good job on the eye glow. I would personally either remove the red fade on the bottom, make it opaque closer to the edge, or even it out up top too

Nasfaq? More like Nasfag.

GG I LOST MY MONEY BUT IM HAPPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

I wasn't watching which option won?

>>17715659
>at least use the right text file you penis
as if anyone ever does this
>>17715059
>nta but its because you're retarded and using a fucking text tool
what the fuck else would you use? they complained about impact back in my days, since then we've seen tons of fonts
>>17715608
looks breddy good for just fucking around, we've had way worse
t. 16 years of PS experience

GG aqua!

>>17715608
Good work Avarice, this should be the next OP

Been getting "Error code: STATUS_ACCESS_VIOLATION" all the time in chrome recently, no idea why.

>>17716374
Kind of hoping next OP would be an Aqua one

>>17716836
Fair enough, the one after that then

>>17716867
Was kind of hoping all OPs could be Aqua

>>17716895
Fair enough, we can use it when Mumei gets solo master

>>17716895
How about no?

death to apex

Apex love. Your oshi WILL play Apex

>>17716836
I'm making a Q op...

is the aggie open?

>>17717467
No, but it should open in about 7 hours

>>17717467
it opens later today, im not sure when

man this orca is bad at surviving

what the fuck was that thread
>>17699146
Just buy more mori
>>17699334
While I won't deny that the MOVE data is a useful tool that can most likely improve the trades of 90% of the retards playing this game, I personally don't use it, if I go the F.U.C.K database I go to steal the PAVa and AV from the Pre-Adjustment Data because I forgot to do it that day, or I'm too lazy to get them myself, but yeah, thank you chartman for what you do, you are real lifesaver and the things you do help a lot, thank you for your work
also, >chartman noticed me
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17717927
>first spoiler
I don't know man it was like a fever dream just like most of the past threads

What a thread it was, what a thing to wake up to.
>>17701475
I'm humbled, but you do understand that my trades work for me because I have a set amount of liquid and wallet composition and make my decisions made on that? They don't exist in the void, not every trade that's good from my perspective will be also good from yours.

Oh, and:
>>17698005
I like challenges. After all, if better traders are corpses, like yourself, you just need to perform good in the span of a single week for the report to pick it up. All you need is to reveal who you are, and then the game is on. If you beat me, I'll admit defeat, fair and square, and you'll prove your point.
I trade with zhonkbot. I manually adjust my trades every couple hours. I buy my oshi when she's high and never sell her. There should be no reason for you not to beat me if you're a better trader and 'start trading seriously', is there?

>>17698005
come on dude, accept the challenge, I wanna see this

triangle you little, square the fuck up and sell me the hat I'll pay 500k

>>17718315
>>17718389
nta but I can't hear you over Tampa's bibi stack

>>17718605
Oh, yeah, you can pay less. I only bid there to extend the auction, the hat is up.

>>17718605
I¨ve got like 6 of them, wait till divvies and I can put up one for auction and you can pay back a portion of the loan on that one

>>17718670
i'll pay 6m per week so I can finish the loan in 3 weeks

>>17718670
How much did he borrow?

>>17718720
I'd be okay with even less per week but up to you how fast you want to get that loan paid back.
>>17718737
He asked for 15mil but there were some... shenanigans with the loan so I ended up paying 16mil

>>17718784
clocks and tampa fought over me to see who can give me more condom money :^)

>>17718904
ohhhh so you're property...

how the hell is this orca still alive with fucking 10 parasites. Is she playing on easy?

>Mumei hat comes up
>Avarice instantly bids 500k
Smol will never get his hat at this rate

Anyone want those rare NFT items?

>>17720251
how poor are you

>>17720272
Yes

>>17720446
post wallet

>>17720446
Alright, I'll save you, I don't enough money right now tho, put something up tomorrow/after dividends, and I'll give you money.

it always bothered me that the coins in the wallet are sorted by name instead of generation order

>>17720484
I am doing it right?

>>17720495
There is no need to do anything, to be honest.

>>17720724
no

>>17720724
i forgor

>>17720776
>850 watame
Are you retarded?

>>17720776
thats alot of bad decisions my friend.

>>17720849
Prehaps?

>>17720776
>no mori
>no pekora
>no holo
>no fubuki
>no subaru
holy shit I kneel

>>17720776
this wallet is soulful as fuck, never take your meds

>>17720961
It's the brand-new 'no metacoins' strategy, you wouldn't get it.

ohhhh i need to take a shit

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhhh I need to go cum

ohhhh applause

>>17720961
Thanks

Good morning, I am buying Towa 2x.
Towa didn't stream today so make sure (You) sell.

post 'em

how's my retardation?

>>17721436

>>17721436

>>17721436

>>17721436
red today, red tomorrow, red forever

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 24)
>Marine :: $12,647.77
>Mumei :: $4,443.95
>Pekora :: $3,503.98

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Calliope :: -$10,626.40
>Gura :: -$8,347.38
>Miko :: -$4,623.24

Overall Average Adjustment is -$409.92
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,548.99
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,647.13

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.
You've got just over 87 cycles left until dividends.

JOE YOU NIGGER STOP OUTBIDDING ME

Pagi!

Another barely red day, feels good man.

How much is moricoin worth these days?

>10% red
What the fuck crashed?

BID HIM UP TO 1M JOE GET HIS ASS

>>17721933
>moricoin
????
We don't have that coin.

>>17721931
post your trades pagibot

I managed to sell before adjustments for the first time

Good morning, I am buying Mel 1x.

>>17721992
You will find nothing useful here.

>>17722228
>buying towax2
for what reason

>>17722228
based pagibot

>>17722228
What the fuck, Pagibot.

>>17722262
Robots tend to use past information for their work and not some fancy algorithm to determine dividends so it likely doesn't realize Towa is down 500k weekly views and 4k weekly subs.

>>17722228
based pagi stealing the market share

ohhhhh avarice needs correction

I've gotten too reliant on clocks, I'm uneasy whether I'm doing optimal trades rn

>>17722228
>buying: inanis
based

this is mine and now i go back to bed

>>17722432
follow pagibot's trades, can't go wrong with thinkpad logic

>i only have 14m left
>divvie day
avarice...

>>17722432
Cute.

>>17721465
why are you buying chloe you fucking idiot

>>17722590
she streamed 5hours today, expecting vod views

JOE YOU NIGGER I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU OUTBID ME TO 5M

>>17722636
you already have almost 500, and if you check the all time graph she's way above her regular price

Why are y'all fighting on the Mumei hat?

>>17722673
I dont think its hard to be polite, no?

>>17722262
>>17722332
Pagi works in mysterious ways.

>>17722351
This is correct.

>>17722466
There might be incorrect info. Why else would Pagi be buying Reine today?

>>17722749
suck my cock good and hard and I might be polite to you

>>17722747
avarice has decided to make a heel turn in the past couple days and i'm not a fan

>>17722750
I may or may not have made an alt...

>>17722747
nice art

>>17722818
Thanks, I love the artist! Their collage-like work feels incredible to look at. Do you know any others with similar style/feel to their work?

>>17722861
nope

>>17721465
Almost missed the adjustments but now I have acquired gin.

>Hololive and gen 0
Hololive 1x is not great but its ok as a long term investment. You can up Sora to at least 4x for a while. Roboco is an OK buy, but only for trading, dont hold these. 2x Miko is pretty good. Selling azki is ok.
>gen 1
None of these coins are worth it. Maybe Fubuki if you need to get rid of liquid. Mel is OK if you have less than 200.
Selling that Matsuri spike gives you pennies.
>gen 2
Aqua is very expensive right now, you are gambling on her gaining a huge spike tomorrow, which she might. Shion and Subaru are ok. For Subaru, 2x is ok for a few hours.
>gamers
Good Mio dip, you could probably get away with 2x for a while. Sell Okayu, she is still up.
>sankisei
Looks good, except that you should be selling Marine at least 2x
>gen 4
Kanata is still up if you need liquid.
>gen 5
Buying lamy is an option if you need to get rid of liquid.
>gen 6
Koyori is a pretty good deal, you can buy 2x. Lui and Chloe i'd advice against. Depending on the divs, 1x Laplus is ok.
>EN1
your mori trades look good. You could probably buy even more. Consider buying gura and ina, this is one of the best gura deals in a long time.
>EN2 & Irys
Sell rrat. Fauna and Kronii are still undervalued, but not by much.
>ID
Selling moona gives you pennies. 1x Ollie is within the realm of OK trades, but I wouldnt bother with your liquid balance. Both reine and anya are ok to sell.
>mamas
Pochi is an OK sell. Nacho and ayamy are both ok buys.

I made a Q op if the thread dies while I'm waging and you don't have an op you can use this https://files.catbox.moe/yuvh9j.png

>>17722747
Grooming

>>17723101
wait.. grooming triangle? I didn't see this one coming.

>>17722228
And imagine, pagi still beat half the users in the top 200. She is very based.

>>17723051
Hmm, hmm, hmm. I see, I can see through this dynamic.
So the retard is the one in control.

>>17723051
adjusted accordingly, thanks

>>17723209
>fanbase like the oshi
you cant make this shit up

>>17722993
Oh... that's a shame. They also only drew Ina and Mori.

>>17723209
THEY ARE in a relationship

>>17723209
so clucks is the sub?

>>17723335
>lain
based based based

Avarice, set up an auction so I can give you some hat money

>>17723250
that 2x gura is a bit risky but im doing it too. Keep an eye on your liquid, if it seems like you are running out too fast, Stop buying lamy, aqua, mio, roboco, ina, nacho, and/or shion.

>>17723209
>>17723336
>>17723379
STOP

>>17721465
Pathetic

>>17723447
It's okay to be a bottom.

>>17723462
stop 10x selling your oshi tampa

>>17723462
fucking how
whatever you're doing it seems ill-advised

>>17723447
>zaibatsuniggers are bottoms
you can't make this shit up, go get a vibrator from triangle, clocks.

>>17723250
ignore >>17723447
it's friday, you need to spend that shit

>>17723447
I think I'm losing money at an appropriate pace

>>17723479
Right coin, wrong person

nenepro, if it's any consolation, I'll buy the hat tomorrow for 1m, just list it after divvies

>>17723447
You now know my pain.
Also, thank you for your patronage, Nenepro.

Someone is 10x Kanata

>>17723472
It's okay to be a bottom and it's okay to wear cute clothes for your top

>>17723570
if it hurts so much, then just take the vibrator out of your ass then

>>17723570
Good thing I got that bottle of gin then

>>17723565
Don't worry about it, I kind of have liquid to burn (still have 17m today, that's not good since Fridays ALWAYS seem to have nice spikes)
>>17723570
Aieee...

>>17723695
DAMN YOU STICK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF GIN UP YOUR ASS? zaibatsu fags are crazy

>>17723724
you sure nenep?

>>17723695
what's your opinion on collars and leashes?

>>17723731
>wasting good gin like that
Only an absolute barbarian would ever even consider that.

>>17723570
it's alright tri, we all know who the top is here

>>17723731
kek

Come on guys, leave them alone so they can spend some tine together. There is no need to shitpost this much, even though it's funny.

>>17723815
Love em'

>>17723812
I'm sure, $5m is like .2% of my net worth so it's basically nothing. Losing that money made me feel more stupid than poor

>>17723916
I guess I'm the only poorfag in the thread

>>17723897
>little fandead stands up for two giants
God, that's just too cute for me to handle

Morning /nasfaq/

Anyone got a jeb they can sell a poorfag?

>>17724049
Morning

>>17724049
morning rrat

>>17723856
Huh?

>>17723972
You'll make it to the klub one day Avarice, I believe. You've got spunk, and that'll take you far

>>17721436

>>17724093
yeah, mine

>>17724093
avarice doesnt avatarfag

>>17724049
Good afternoon rrat

>>17724137
he might as well though, his posts are so obvious

>>17721436

What were the best deals in nasfaq history is your opinion?

>>17724177
stop using psychic hax

>>17724137
Doesn't matter, the sentiment is still there

>>17724198
pumping rushia full of liquid for 3 cents per share

>>17724078
you admitted it last night, though?

>>17724198
en2 mooning

>>17724198
EN2 IPO

>>17724198
EN2's unexpected spike, Ui's 3d, any IPO so far, negative-value coins, and that one time Ayamy dropped to like 10$ per share if I remember right.

>>17724198
These got me to top 100 not my screenshot though, is just grabbed it while doing archive reps.

do I bid on this or just let smol have it?

>>17724274
Let the newhag have it.

>>17724198
EN2 moon was absolutely retarded and I loved it, Rushia 3 cents per share was also amazing

>>17724198
Pumping Shion to the Moon arc.

>>17724262
I still feel stupid that I didn't sell any mumei during the en2 mooning

>>17724198
>Coco deathspikes
>Ayunda incident
>Rushia pump
>Early Civia
>EN2 IPO
>Ui 3D
>Negative Matsuri
>Ayamy crash
>Every single pump and dump of the first 24 hours

>>17724274
fuck smol, that dude didn't even headpat me after blowing him

>>17724274
I bidded on it

quick, someone put up another mumei hat for smol. fuck avarice

>>17724411
fuck you too man

>>17724411
one is up

>>17724032
Don't get me started, I'm not little.

is avarice trying to turn into a brat like applause?

>>17724549
No he is just acting like a nigger

smol just bid on one of them already for fucks sake lad

alright boys this may be enough mumei hats

ohhhhh grooming

>>17724613
>bread is also grooming
Not like this bro...

>>17724613
Not grooming, I just don't want the hat and having loads of auctions like this means the poorfags may actually stand a chance

>No mention of the Coco spike devs interfered with
Newfags, all of you

>no bread hat
what's the point anymore

>>17724712
>>>>>>reddit dragon

>>17724712
Retard, the spike didn't even happen that was the whole problem with it

>>17724758
Retard, the spike happened but after 5 cycles the spike was gone

>>17724967
Bad memory sorry
Was the deal even that great?

>>17725347
For that time period? yes. People had been buying Coco for at least 2 days straight. Everyone was literally pissed when the spike was gone after a few cycles.

>>17726500
Why do people want to breed retards? It only creates more retards.

>>17726641
All I want is a little retard of my own, is that so wrong?

>>17726641
I'll gladly throw away my bloodline if I can breed the fuck out of a cute retard

>>17726879
Clocks...

>>17726641
I can fix him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17726641
If imagining the retard noises Aqua would make if you fucked her doesn't make you rock hard you are either gay or a retard yourself.

>>17727062
Ohayo. It's a fine adjustment today.

>>17727062
Tampa... not today of all days...

Why can't Zhonkbot handle coins with dephased cooldown for fuck's sake

>>17727068
I just want to fuck an intelligent person so hard they temporarily revert into a retard, what's the point of fucking someone who's already retarded?

>>17726641
I'm going to fuck her back to normal.

>>17727164
Turn the zhonkbot off and on again after making changes, usually works for me.
Also nice captcha

>>17727117
>>17727125
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17727223

>>17727231
Captain... don't tell me you were buying overnight...

>>17727286
I think he was

>>17714388

>>17727223
It's bit changes that it fucks up. It's when I buy a coin first and then start zhonkbot. This faggot just skips it when it becomes available.

>>17727286
>>17727385
what, don't tell me you don't buy oshi 24/7? the only adjustment you should make to buying oshi is multicoining her

>>17727482
>>17618136

>>17727458
>top deadbeats
dyrbi

>>17727553
yes, if its a verb and not an adjective

>>17727458
>bad applause
ToT must correct

Is the aggie open?

>>17727632
not until a couple more hours

>>17727553
It's not
>top deadbeats
It's
>please top deadbeats

>>17727632
A link is usually posted in the thread
I wouldnt mind it opening a few hours earlier than usual...

>>17727458
>crest joe
rrats?

>>17727458
>deadbeats top game

>>17727724
yeah we're homies
I think we've exchanged like 12 sentences but thats more than enough

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17716568

I'm NGMI

>>17727458
>yesterday avarice
avarice did what yesterday

>>17727974
My cute wife climbed on the leaderboard

>>17728126
he is not *your* wife

>>17723479
I've never 10x sold Marine. or anything >2x for that matter

>>17728431
based, I ain't selling

>>17728126
>>17728406
Has anyone publicly proposed to Avarice yet?

>>17728516
Don't gotta propose when you can just put a leash on that bitch

hey stop that, just earlier you people were shitting on me

>>17728569
Tampa...

>>17728577
shut the fuck up avarice

>>17724198
Pekora + Susan + Double-Day + Coco Grad. Early July was wild wild west NASFAQ.

>>17728569
wasn't avarice the one who put a leash on the kronie?

>>17728593
that's not me

>>17728643
>that's not me
Oh.
>>17728569
Clock....

>>17728663
You're really bad at this. That's not clocks either.

>>17728663
I don't think it's Clocks either.

wtf is wrong with this thread? this is even worse than my time in /vg/

>>17728679
>>17728689
Oh.

...

Applause?

>>17728712
Strike three, chump. You're out.

>>17728709
Then go back there.
>>17728712
>>17728721
kek

>>17728709
I think this is tamer then my time in /vg/

>>17728712
Anon, if you're not certain of a guess, don't even bother, you only look stupid.

>>17728640
No, he isn't. There is no leash involved here.

>>17728749
Clocks, shut the fuck up and get out. I'm going to fuck your owlman now.

ohhh money

>>17728871
ohhh dividends

ohhh La+

>>17728712
Pro-Tip: Neither Tampa nor Clocks ever talk about fucking other players.
it's dansaa

this thread is not getting any new players, it's all larp and I'm pretty sure half of it is dansa

>>17728947
Wrong again chucklenuts

>>17728947

this the soundpost thread?

>>17729062
Always

>>17728712
I'm not even home right now

>>17728999
>using my soundpost to kick me while I'm down
>chucklenuts
I kneel, I got nothing.

Stop trying to guess posters by their typing style, god damn it. Maybe aggie should be open for the whole week just as a containment zone for this particular type of off-topic, which, while very fun, does fill up the threads and make them hit the bump limit in 8 hours.

>>17729158
We used to hit bump limit in half that time a year ago

>>17729158
Nenep

>>17729181
fuck you got me

Thanks for helping me out Joe!!

I will now forever wear my Mumei hat

>>17729158
>spoiler

>the aggie makes the thread a bump filled wasteland
>open the aggie to contain the schizos
>delete the aggie
>the aggie is dead
>long live the aggie

being priestess is pain

>>17729208
This poster is smol

>>17729179
Yes, I don't have an issue with the thread being fast, and it is fun... but at the same time, near-complete off-topic shouldn't make up the majority of the threads, which is the general trend lately.
>>17729181
Wrong.

>>17729235
priestess...

>>17729181
>>17729195
Stop that you two, I don't shill all-week aggie

>>17729302
Nenep

>>17729317
Now how in the hell'd you guess that?

ohhhhh konnui

>>17729355
nenep!

>>17729235

post oshi (sex)

>>17729062
Man I love her singing voice.

>>17729370
(You)!

>>17729395

How does crafting work?

>>17729430
It doesn't

>>17729364
Konnuiposting and its consequences have been a disaster for the /nasfaqg/.

>>17729449
This is wrong.

>>17729395
Thanks for at least waiting until we hit bump limit this time.

>>17729395

>>17729208

>>17729395

>>17729395
ohhhh bread

>>17729486
>pubes
ohhhhh whore! whooore! slut! naughty girl!

>>17729472

>>17729486

My oshi being sex is reserved for my eyes only.

>>17729472

>>17729580
based

>>17729448
Holy fucking based.
I love that channel's 80's remixes, it's the only palatable form of Ariana Grande I've ever heard.

>>17729580
Funny, I don't care about my oshi being sex since it doesn't even do anything for me

Yall never guess who i am.

I can feel my neuron activating.
>>17729613
That one harmonization is particularly good too.

>>17729648
Fed

>>17729648
nenep

>>17729395
I dont really have any Kronii (sex) pictures saved. This is one of the most sex ones.

>>17729658
not fed

Rate my soul.

>>17729704
tft...

>>17729716
sovless player

>>17729716
13 or 14, not more.

>>17729648

>>17729662
Not every post is me, come on man

>>17729756
joe

>>17729756
Nenep!

>>17729756

>>17729684
I just slapped my balls really hard by accident thanks to you nigger.

>>17729817
Wha-, what the fuck did I do?

>>17729743
I love this webm

>>17729839
You made him slap his balls really hard on accident

>>17729863
But how is him enjoying some self-inflicted cbt my fault?

>>17729767
>>17729771
>>17729802

>>17729929
nenep

>>17729817
why does this post activate my avarice radar

>>17729947
Joe

>>17730006
fuck you got me

>>17729991
I didn't know who that faggot was until yesterday

>>17729991
It's not me

>>17730047
Now you know

>>17729817
6letters

>>17729395
still one of my favorites

>>17730181
how can a retard be this hot holy shit

>>17730217
she is hot because she is a retard, not despite it.

>>17730260
no it's because gaou keeps giving her fatter tits

>>17730295
based, I love shortstacks

>>17730295
fat tits very often correlate with retardation

Money?

Is the aggie open?

You have to be terminally gay to like big fat tits.

>>17730435
buy my bibi

>>17730425
Sure

>>17730436
Its amazing, I thought it was impossible to make this thread any gayer but here come you and your faggot opinions.

>>17730425
Money.
What are your weirdest or riskiest trades right now, anons?

can I start prepping the new thread soon

>>17730488
do you have an op?

>>17730435
Two or three hours from now is the usual

>>17730467
the fact im buying my oshi when i shouldn't

>>17730467
>weirdest
I dont make weird trades
>riskiest
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