/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17675794 oh fuck you

森りん頑張って!!

>jojo karaoke will be at night where I am
I'm actually distressed about this for real

Would you feed her oreo shakes every day?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

goddammit, my /callig/ never made it!

>>17676417
I would only feed her salad

She sucks! If I met someone and they told me they were a Mori fan I would probably start silently judging them on the spot. It wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but I probably wouldn't want to pursue a friendship with an outspoken deadbeat.

>>17676371
Cry about it faggot, everyone hated it and it felt awkward as fuck, it was a failure and I'm glad it's being shelved

>>17676355
>shark shredder
What the fuck do you mean by this?

>>17676471
Mori... don't be so hard on yourself.

>>17676471
It was great. You just don't like tabletop. There were golden moments in those.

The superchat that said she was a fat ass cow was telling the truth afterall

>>17676549
FUCK OFF AND DIE

>>17676471
Stop making excuses and schedule next session already Mori. Your self-deprecation won't fly here.

>>17676507
They boutta throw down

I liked TTRPG
I liked Chadcast
I lied :}

>>17676507
Deadbeats are desperate to feel superior

>>17676405
You work at night or? It’s just super late?

I hope we get a new season of TTRPG with the 3-5 English-speaking holos most excited and able to play.

>>17676580
It's a swerve.

Deadbeat Meet and Greet
formerly Ope

>>17676580
How the fuck can a shark compete against literal Death incarnate?

>>17676471
Moricchi, please...

>>17676611
she's just literally death incarnates apprentice.

>>17676371
>>17676584
Shoulda jus played dungeons and dragons honestly.

>>17676595
>Mori, Mumei, Gura, IRyS, and Bae w/ Fauna as GM
>It's high fantasy instead.

>>17676580
The fight would last 2 seconds in reality Mori is infinatly more powerful than Gura, who is the lamest of all the "Mythical" beings in HoloMyth

>>17676426
It's too late. I've just blown her a reaper seeking kiss. I also sacrificed my masculinity by putting on special lipstick that laces the kiss with memory erasing properties so that all memory of you and connor will be erased and I can have her all for myself.

>>17676371
He is right though, it was a terrible fucking idea to begin with.

>>17676549
Why do you think she felt the need to react to it?
Very obvious in hindsight.

>>17676405
I'm sure someone will put up a torrent. What I'm concerned about is the lack of storage space, personally.

>>17676471
TTRPG should've just been in character so they could develop lore on-screen, as well as just fully dive into being IC which they rarely are on stream

>>17676611
Sharks don't concern themselves with existential quandaries or philosophy. A shark welcomes death with an open maw and beady, emotionless eyes.

>>17676685
But I'll miss out on chatting with her and stuff...

>>17676637
nah that would have actually been cringe and unoriginal.

>>17676611
>incarnate
Strip away the flesh, and what is she?

Real tourist hours

>>17676595
We already know that we'll get Council in summer. My prediction is that it will go much more smoothly than Mythbreakers though I'm not sure how they would do as individual players.

>>17676635
Right but you get what I mean she controls life and death, Gura has the tail of a shark and pointy teeth, it's just pointless to even consider them fighting when Gura will be squashed like a bug

>>17676653
it was tons of fun as the girls got into it. They all enjoyed their parts, it has simply suffered because of being on the back burner while busy.

>>17676426
I heard her cringe at the end, what does this mean deadbeatbros?

>>17676643
Please no DnD, it's already way too prevalent for how good it is. I guess Fauna would at least do 4e which is something different

>>17676694
fuck off omega

>>17676565
Mori is a fatass cow
Moooooo

>>17676637
DnD fucking sucks half the time, WoD at least has some interesting settings and themes mostly, god it's such a fucking mixed bag

>>17676732
we don't know how much death training she's had. Maybe she's just been shown how to make lights flicker

>>17676606
Dope Mope and Grope?

>>17676426

>>17676757
You are literal scum of the fucking earth and you deserve every pain and suffering coming your way. I bet your a fat loser and your projecting it onto Mori because your insecure and fucking obease so why don't you fuck off your not fucking wanted here you waste of fucking oxigen

>>17676767
did you watch the Merry comics? She can move from one dimension to another.

>>17676803
not them but I've seen both chins from da side

>>17676767
DUDE she is immortal and from the Underworld and has a SCYTHE, can you please explain how a regular damn girl with pointy teeth can match that even if she ain't got much "training" it's stupid and makes ZERO sense. That's all.

>>17676803
It's ok Mori, we love you no matter what. And gyms will open soon for sure!

>>17676803
Relax, Mori. There are fandeads here who love you and they don't want to see you angry.

>>17676803
>oxigen
You did pretty well, for an ESL.

>>17676803
Hit the gym Mori and work on your alcoholism

>>17676839
Oh look at you making more fucking little pathetic jokes, you realize she doesn't give one single fuck what a terminal online freak like you thinks about her?

>>17676813
that's just travelling

>>17676743
I like 4e but none of these games ever use tactical combat so there's no point. D&D is fine for their purposes because they ignore most of the rules anyway.

>>17676910
not them but it seems like she actually cares a lot about what terminally online dinguses such as yourself seem to think

>>17676855
>>17676857
>>17676900
You all got the same joke? Kind of pathetic when you look at it, did you copy eachothers homework or something? Get some originality and maybe you won't be such losers. Better yet, put your effort toward making your own selves better rather than trying to knock other people down to your level.

>>17676910
Mori pls
its ok to lean on your friends if you need help

Calliope Mori is a fat ass cow and her milk is all mine.

>>17676972
Kill yourself 1000 fucking times kill yourself.

>>17676967
I don't want to knock her down.
I only want to knock her up.

There's some serious LARP here.

cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow

>>17676958
I'm not online much at all actually so shut the fuck up

>>17676967
if you live in the Oklahoma City metro area I'll meet up with you and suck your dick

>>17677020
I don't live near there

This guy really out here talking to himself

Mori's soft squeezable belly...

>>17677045
not him but no I'm not

>>17676813
That is the rapper design mori every moris have different power

I am a sculptor, and Mori is my marble.

>>17676951
they ignore rules because it's first time and WoD. It saves time. If they did DnD every autist grognard would demand they play by the exact rules every second.

>>17677069
Mori's two ticklish chins...

>>17676757
Can you stop calling her fucking fat bro?

>>17677084
I don't expect strict RAW from anime girls.
t. Autistic Grognard

>yfw the rager is mamamori

>>17676803
Calm down mori...

>>17677111
>le two chin heheh
Bro just shut the fuck up you are not funny, either post your own chin or shut up

>>17677084
So fucking what? Ignore them, no one plays 100% raw especially not vtuber D&D streams and non vtuber ones also for that matter.

>>17677202
Did you really get mad over this

Mori is a big fat ass cow
and that is okay

>>17677202
I would but I hadn't shaved yet

>>17677291
Your neckbeard, you meann?

>>17677290
All of you posting here are fucking fat and projecting and it's just sad

this is 100% a fembeat though

>>17677324
Fucking Mori's fat folds that is.

>>17677324
Actually we're all skeletons

Zatsu idea: reading superchat while running on a treadmill

>>17676951
I don't think they could RP as well in a somewhat generic fantasy world they know little about. The current campaign really benefits from being a familiar setting with supernatural bs on top.

>>17676803
makes sense she loves the grass

>>17677290
What can I say, I'm a fan of Gothic architecture

>>17677354
GET A NEW JOKE, literally what is wrong with you? No life and one crappy little joke that you think will hurt her feelings because hurting other people's feelings is the only way you can feel better about your own sad little existance

>>17677332
more like a hambeast

>>17676803
fembeat... your english spelling reps...

>>17677368
SC this to her

Going to the gym for an hour and then downing 2000 calories worth of booze.

NAME A BETTER COMBO!!!

>>17677415
nah I'm not that mean

What the fuck is going on?

>>17677412
Oh no I typed oxygen with an I instead of a y by mistake!! Shut up, this is the internet noone gives a damn about typos unless your literally obsessed

When will Mori do a salad eating ASMR stream? The crunch of the leaves would be so satisfying..

>deleted
of fucking course

>>17677462
Architects vs sculptors civil war

>>17677472
>your
>obease
fat fingers eh?

>>17677472
*you're

>>17677462
Just one guy take this mori fat joke too seriously

>>17677462
It's the Calliope Mori thread, anon.

>>17677504
Oh get a fucking life NOBODY GIVES A DAMN

Mori stop chugging stupid bitch juice (and alcohol) all the fucking time.
Stop being so stubborn.
Stop being so contrarian.
Stop seeing everything as a zero sum game.
Please grow up and mature a little, you're on the wrong side of your twenties, this is just embarrassing.

Exhaustive, sweaty, calorie burning sex with MORI!

>>17677545
She can do what the fuck she likes and there aint one thing a sad little dude on 4chan can do about it - Exept bitch and cry that is lmao

Mori in case you're reading this and since you're confirmed /here/ we're not being mean. We love you no matter what. However some of us want you to be healthy and things like body fitness and bad habits contribute to mental health and wellness greatly.
I know, I know, you don't want to be managed, or maybe you don't want to be liked for your body. But we just want our favorite artist, creator, and parasocial friend to be the best she can possibly be. Love ya.

>>17677462
I think after all other attempts to shit the thread failed and deadbeats were happy some people just decided to fill the thread with unreadable shit. I think Deadbeats are slowly becoming just like our oshi - we live rent-free in some poor fag's head. Keep posting Mori Love and ignore the obvious shit.

Both of you are embarrassing.
The answer is Mori love no matter what/
Besides the 3d activities are gonna motivate her to gym more

>>17677384
10/10 kek

Mori... Ring Fit... Onegai......

FUCK
YOU
PIERCE
BROSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>17677622
will we ever get to see the return of Group doxx pic "Mori"?

or is she too old?

>>17677671
>I heard it in her voice.
GODDAMMIT.

Shamelessly stolen from a post in global earlier.

Arguing in good faith is a rarity by nature of the anonymous imageboard which we inhabit. However that's not to say that nobody does it. On the Mori issue, there are at least 4 sides and two alignments. There are people arguing in bad faith for and against Mori. And then there are people arguing in good faith for and against Mori.

The people arguing in bad faith for Mori insist that she's done nothing wrong ever and everything is just Antis shitposting for (You's). This post would fit into it. They often make bad arguments like comparing people who criticize Mori to Chinks and saying this just like Coco. They make posts like ignorant Redditors or even normalfags and some of them may actually be. They are the ones to throw around the terms "incel" or to use "incel", "unicorn", and "idolfag" interchangeably without knowing the meaning. They are also most likely to say PEOPLE JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MALE COLLABS while ignoring that people are okay with Zun, Sugita, music producers, Japanese television comedians, etc, just not clout chasing dramaniggers like TT.

The people arguing in bad faith against Mori usually are just seaniggers or Anti's shitposting for (You)s. They make less than constructive posts like "All Deadbeats are cucks LMAO" and "Mori should graduate before she drags my oshi into a three way with Connor!" They are easy targets to point to for strawman arguments.

The people arguing in good faith for Mori are saying that she is still learning, that she's under a lot of pressure, that she hasn't done anything unforgiveable yet.

The people arguing in good faith against Mori say that she should really be more professional especially when on official corporate branded Twitter accounts, not respond to cuck porn posted by known Antis, not make posts referencing drugs, not "fire back just to own the haters" and generally act childish. They will also say it's been over a year and high time for Mori to get her shit together.

Both sides of the people arguing in good faith have one thing in common, neither of them really wants Mori to graduate or be unhappy. Because that would affect Mori or their oshi negatively. Everyone arguing in good faith for the most part wants her to unfuck herself and stop chugging stupid bitch juice all the time. They are just frustrated as to how she should do it and if she even wants to because of her stubborn contrarian mindset.

TLDR: No, people who actually give a shit about Hololive and aren't just seaniggers shitposting for (You)s are not happy. They want Mori to stop being a fuckup, not for her to be angry and bitter.

What size is Callies boobys?

>>17677675
She's gonna have to adopt Koro-san's fitness schedule if she wants to attain that again at her age

>>17677733
mucho texto

>>17677278
They really did. They got quite mad, whoever they are

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: The report button is your friend!
This is a warm-up for later, I guess?

>>17676371
Is it gone?

>>17677622
once her knee is better she'll be better

>>17677791
what kind of NERD still uses CRT monitors hahahaha everyone laugh at mori and her stupid fat screen

>>17677766
Essayposting is one of the best filters for seanigger schizos. It requires them to read a lot in a language they aren't familiar with and also requires them to know more than just a phrase to spam (LOL KEKS or LOL INCELS). Anyone looking for easy (You)s does not essaypost because there are much easier less time intensive ways to get (You)s, therefore they are more likely to be sincere in their beliefs.

>>17677843
i mean i could even be agreeing with you, i just don't want to read all that shit lol, maybe if you had picked a nicer picture

>>17676611
With compliments, all Gura has to do is tell Mori how amazing for mori to recoil into a corner.

>>17677733
>The people arguing in good faith against Mori say that she should really be more professional especially when on official corporate branded Twitter accounts, not respond to cuck porn posted by known Antis, not make posts referencing drugs, not "fire back just to own the haters" and generally act childish. They will also say it's been over a year and high time for Mori to get her shit together.
Oh hey, it's me

>>17677733
well yeah. So the question is: Are there a higher percentage of bad faith actors (on both sides) for Mori over the other girls?

I say yes.

>>17677874
How amazing what?

>>17677866
Your brain is completely fried if you can't read a post that long.

>>17677875
Well, I think she's heard you by now.

>>17677891
*mori is

>>17677733
The biggest incorrect assumption in this post is that there's a point in arguing about it any further. Shit happened, shit's over by now, move on. The only people wishing to keep it alive are dramashitters. Therefore, there are no people arguing in good faith anymore. You can easily see this by how much it devolved into regurgitating old rrats and poorly attempting to match them to the current situation.

is this a once in a lifetime cuckbeat strategy?

>>17677733
>The people arguing in good faith for Mori are saying that she is still learning, that she's under a lot of pressure, that she hasn't done anything unforgiveable yet.
Broadly speaking, I agree with this.

>The people arguing in good faith against Mori say that she should really be more professional especially when on official corporate branded Twitter accounts, not respond to cuck porn posted by known Antis, not make posts referencing drugs, not "fire back just to own the haters" and generally act childish. They will also say it's been over a year and high time for Mori to get her shit together.
Broadly speaking, I agree with this too.

Does this make me an anti or a fan? I don't even know any more.
Mori Love, TT Hate.

>>17677979
I'm afraid it might be a daily strategy. Maybe even multiple times a day

Reminder
https://youtu.be/Uwmn3X4ulfU

>>17677995
You're a fan, broadly speaking

>>17677584
When you can't help but reply to literal schizophrenic filipinos on a cum bucket filling forum on the other side of the internet because you got your feefees hurt, then it means you have a mental stability issue.
She needs to learn how to let go, for her own good.

>>17677878
Eh, I'd say MOST people on 4chan on a whole are not arguing in good faith. It's not specific to Mori or VTubers as a whole. That's just the nature of the anonymous imageboard. It's like that analogy of the Ring of Gyges that one anon made a while back, I should have saved the screencap, I don't even remember what board or thread it was. TLDR: The Ring of Gyges is a thought experiment by Plato, long before LOTR. If you had a ring that made you invisible, how would you act? For all intents and purposes this ring shields you from accountability, from consequences of your actions, and lets you act and move freely. So most people choose to shitpost but that doesn't mean there aren't people who want to discuss topics in good faith with like minded others.

>>17676647
>Atlantis is lamer than England.

>>17677793
They haven't done it since Gen II debuted

>>17678066
they have once. But the wait did dampen things

>>17677912
NTA but I think one of Mori's problem is that she's only really seen all the bad faith shitposting on both sides. That stream her roommate did recently kinda solidified it in my eyes, she reacts to the worst things and puts it in simple black and white. Mori is not the most nuanced person to begin with, and despite claiming to have been on 4chan for a while, still displays a fundamental lack of understanding of what this place is. I bet to her, 4chan is just a place to vent and troll and say nigger. Which it is to a lot of people mind you, but that's not ALL it is.

>>17678047
Who the fuck said anything about England? Fuck off if your a doxxer or some shit

>>17678047
If we compare the accents? Hell yeah.

>>17678131
I want to suck on Milky's Milkies.

>>17678112
>>17678066
Honestly there's a high probability that the lack of ttrpg correlates with the lead up to the 3rd fes.

>>17677953
People are allowed to discuss Vtubers even when they aren't currently streaming. Also, Mori keeps making a lot of the same mistakes again and agian so yes there will be timeloops. People also live in different timezones so it's not like there's one set frame where things can be discussed and then never again.

>>17678122
He's saying Ame

>>17678167
it was also holidays and vacations and outfits and songs.
All valid reasons but combined does dampen TTRPG's flow

>>17678115
>she's only really seen all the bad faith shitposting on both sides
Because that's 95+% of arguments here. She's not going to sift through shit to find 5% of "good" points and arguments people made. It's too late to regret that people view this site as shitflinging platform after its regulars did everything in their power to turn it into one.

>>17678115
So you think she didn't understand what her mistake was, even though she spelled out exactly what it was and what needs to be done in her very next tweet?
Well, infantilizationbeat, I don't know what to tell you.

These two are collabing then releasing a song in a couple hours, let's talk about that

>>17678219
>"le internet hate machine"
Lurk one million fucking years, jesus.

>>17678219
I don't disagree with you, but it's not like she can find actual criticism in the hugboxes that are Reddit or Twitter either. So to her you're either 100% for her or 100% against her which leaves no room for anything else.

>>17678175
You don't get to argue about hypothetical future scenarios and call it good faith when all it is is doomfaggotry. The post you're replying to is correct. Yesterday was the most definitive end to this debacle there could be. Anything more is just worthless rrat peddling.

>>17678271
I posted this in global earlier. Wanna rig it?
http://poal.me/ug0n9a

>>17678271
I like Mori and Gura, they're both great singers, apparently they worked with someone pretty big in the industry? It's going to be good.

>>17678177
Yeah but Ame can time travel so that's still way better than just having a goddamn shark tail...

>>17678296
Or maybe, y'know, she can go to her genmates and co-workers who are arguably 100x reliable than twitter, reddit, and this hellhole combined.

>>17678203
Shit part of the game when it comes to tabletop and having an actual job.
Myth has some of the worst jobs when it comes to planning a campaign since not only do the schedules have to line up. They have to line up for specific times of day so that no ones has to be awake at an ungodly hour.

>>17677733
Good stuff, this is the type of criticism that makes you grow up as an artist/entertainer, and you wouldn't get this from her chat or redit.

>>17678326
How the FUCK is Gura winning? What total morons think she can really beat Mori

>>17678302
I get to do whatever the fuck I want as long as it's within the bounds of the rules set here. Sorry you don't agree but I'm calling people names and I'm discussing issues I see with a VTuber I like and enjoy. Automatically that puts me about 90% of the shitflinging here. You think there is no point? The discussion is the point. There's no point to discussing anything on this small Hungarian spitroasting notepad otherwise.

>>17678175
That's a very poor attempt to defend your dramafaggotry. Each day HoloEN alone puts out from 6 to 24+ hours of content, that's not even counting English-speaking IDs and JP Holos. If you woke up from a coma too late for the current drama go watch a new stream instead of keeping it alive almost 2 weeks later. Attempts to justify looping will only ever lead to more shit being flung and more holos potentially getting hurt as a result which is a net negative to everyone. Unless your oshi is /vt/ - in which case, I hope this place follows nga's fate.

>>17678342
all true

>>17678381
This is literally the Mori general thread, I'm not going to talk about other Holos in it unless they are actively collabing with her.

>>17678378
Do dramafags really

>>17677826
Me. I do.

>>17678342
>>17678404
> They have to line up for specific times of day so that no ones has to be awake at an ungodly
Except this bit because it's literally impossible. RIP chicken.

>>17678443
It was usually Mori who would wake up at 3 am for the collab

>>17678285
Is this your attempt at being sarcastic? Or implying that I'm missing a huge aspect of discussion where people use facts and logic in their arguments and do not fall into fallacies in every post? In this case, you're making a terrible example by going straight for ad hominem. Learn to make a point before posting it will help you communicate with people.

>>17678341
But clearly she doesn't and keeps coming back to this place when all it seems to do is make her angry and sad because she was probably sold on "le internet hate machine" meme.

SHITPOST MORE MY BROTHERS

OUR ANTI-ING WILL BE REWARDED

>>17678516
probally just to /a/ and /mu/ or something. Not here

>>17678490
They'd usually start around this time which is around 6-7 am Mori's time and 11-12 pm Kiara's

>>17678326
Do you think these two dorks came up with the concept for this song because of their duels in VRchat?

>>17677398
>hurting other people's feelings is the only way you can feel better
>your own sad little existance
I see you're using the same coping strategy as the other anon. Did bullying people here make you feel any better yet? :}

>>17678572
As someone who has been on /a/ for nearly 2 decades, that place is not short on hate at all. I can't speak to /mu/ but I'd assume it's the same.

>>17678574
and Kiara regularlly stays up to 3am. It's close to her natural schedule. Mori usually sleeps from 4am to 11am her time.

>>17678666
but none of it is hate directed at her, at her abilities and choices.

>>17678509
It's sincere, but i'm just a grumpy old man tired of kids coming along and not bothering to learn a damn thing about chan culture before posting. Don't worry about it, kid.

If I was her I could never read any posts from here. I'd feel too much embarrassment at people actually talking about me. If she does I'm impressed.

>>17678698
She was a KLK fan who spammed shitty memes, there was definitely a fuckton of hate directed to her.

Inferno Cop and the Little Witch OVA (Not the series) are the only good things Trigger has ever produced.

>>17678754
oh that's bull /a/ loved KLK aside from a lull in eps 13-17

>>17678754
Nice try, Reap.

>>17676611
Jaws theme makes no distinction.

>>17678754
Okay, now THAT is offensive. En garde, b-word.

>>17676803
Riddle me this, fembeat. If Mori isn't a cow, why does she love grass so much?

I love Mori!! And I want to kiss her, cuddle with her, watch movies with her, hold her hand and have hot steamy passionte sex

I still can't believe I downloaded images created by Mori in 2013. How is the world this small.

>>17678721
Poorly pretending to be old won't cut it. You're free to prove me wrong by providing posts from this very thread that do not fall under "le internet hate machine" definition and then comparing their number to those that do. But you won't do that. Because like I said, you can't conduct a proper argument and can only fall to fallacies.

>>17678776
Before we get too off topic I'm going to say fuck no. There are only things that /a/ can MOSTLY agree on and even that changes with the times. Fate's ass used to be the best ass, but now most people have never even seen Nanoha. Everyone loves Yotsuba and Azumanga Daioh, except for the people who don't. EVA is overrated except when it's underrated. Madoka is defining anime of the 2010s except for Ping Pong, Tatami Galaxy, or Space Dandy. Don't mistake # of threads for love, especially when there were some die hard TTGL fans who felt like KLK was a vastly inferior cheap out.

>>17678866
Best post in this thread right now

>>17678866
I would bankrupt my family lands just to lay my head in her lap.

>>17678877
Your posts are a great example of "le internet hate machine." You're a hypocrite and you're too dumb to see it.

>>17677733

>>17678891
well I'd say myself that KLK is inferior to TTGL but that it's still great. I mean that's unfair to KLK.

Shut up and talk about Q (and the Drink game, looks fun btw)

>>17678940
And again ad hominem where an argument should be. Come on, you can do better.

>>17679011
I honestly have no idea what that drink game is, I initially thought they were just planning to drink together until I remembered that Mori said she wants to play.

>>17677733
Ogey

>>17678361
Mori may be more martially skilled and physically powerful, but you underestimate Gura's speciality in inflicting severe mental damage to Mori specifically.
https://streamable.com/d4a8ex

>>17676803
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>17679186
God I've missed them

>>17679186
I love how Gura's tone barely changes the whole time, god damn it.

>>17678891
What the fuck are you talking about? KLK was universally loved and no one believes Space Dandy or Ping Pong were more influential or defining than fucking Madoka. Are you on crack? Hit the lean too hard?

>>17679186
Simpler times, I've never loved Mori but I used to think collabs with her and Gura were fun.. Why the fuck did she have to ruin it?

>>17679437
Anon, that was just over a month ago.

>>17679437
Nothing has changed
Take your meds

>>17679394
>KLK was universally loved
That's bullshit and I'm calling it now. KLK was massively and very loudly jerked off but it also made the board fucking unusable on the new ep release day and I don't doubt I'm not the only one who hated it for that alone. And then actual quality of the show left much to be discussed.

>>17679487
Yeah, Mori ruined shit real quick

>>17678950
>TTGL is better than KLK

SUS

>>17679510
>Nothing has changed
I agree that Anon was being melodramatic, but going into denial isn't healthy either.

>>17679510
Everything has changed, now I the thought of Mori collabing with Gura makes me worried for Gura's sake that Mori will say or do something fucking stupid

>>17679186
My favorite part of this clip is the excited LOOK! after Mori's death screech.

>>17679583
Will you continue to be a doomfag during and after the collab?

>>17679186
The way Gura casually says "that was a bloodcurdling scream, daijobu?" never fails to make me laugh.

>>17679186
>Gura's speciality in inflicting severe mental damage to Mori specifically
Gura has always dominated Mori
https://youtu.be/F0nAimJrEds

>>17679394
>>17679548
It had detractors but was overwhelmingly loved on /a/ during airing. Detractors were more pissed at how many tourists were coming to /a/ rather than the actual anime itself.

>>17679583
Actually wait, better question: what the fuck are you even doing here?

>>17679563
animation alone is better

>>17679660
It's just some retard who probably just had his ban from yesterday expire

>>17679563
I don't think I've actually come across anyone that would argue that.

>>17679732
I'm just saying that the anon is sus because THERE IS A REAPER AMONG US

>>17677472
yeah, this is a woman (potentially male)

>>17679394
No the fuck it wasn't. Do you think Vulvarape, Cross Ange, and SamFlam were all universally loved too because they got multiple threads, many of them fast moving?

>>17679819
....in other words, A BOY!?

>>17678018
So this... is the power of SEA...

>>17679704
NTA but there will always be tourists, I thought the actual anime itself was mediocre as fuck.

>>17677504
>fat fingers eh?

>>17679904
I really want to say this. That is either some clownshow, Or the greatest t. deadbeat of all time.

>>17679856
Not going to argue the rest of your point but I'll just say most people willing to stick with SamFlam after its first somewhat weak episodes actually liked the always increasing absurdity of the story and mostly complained about poor production quality. I also played MGR because of "Standing here" being spammed during certain eps so my perception may be biased.

>>17679879
yeah, mine

Karen's new EP is pretty good even if it's just more complaining. Hopefully next Calli EP will be more in character and not complaining

>>17680012
There's a difference between a few people liking a show and having it be universally loved by /a/. Bakemonogatari and Madoka are both loved more than KLK will ever be, and I'd hardly call the love for either of them universal.

>>17680053
Who?

>>17679879
please kys tranny

>>17677522
What are they even talking about? Mori is a character inside my computer. She can't get fat. The only thing that is fat about her are her giant milkers. She will always be safely perfect within the digital world.

this is discusting

>>17680080
catbeat here, and I do remember the meguca threads, despite being an /m/ regular and usually took time to watch it live with /a/.

Wow, SEAfaggots are up early today

>>17680330
10/10
would take on a date to Applebitches

>>17680330
Who the fuck is this? She cute tho.

>>17680501
She's some Canadian folklore singer

>>17680330
she is almost as cute as shrek, id fuck

>>17680330
Eigo jouzu!

>>17680524
cute. canadian chicks are underrated

>>17679572
What changed between Mori and Gura?

>>17680771
Nothing, it's just the latest doompost after every other doompost has failed spectacularly. Luckily there's a collab today and it will be great and we'll have another doompost tomorrow

Attention Deadbeats, this is all a psyop orchestrated by Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN to make this board as unusable as possible. The mission is to save the last remaining regular /here/beats from being trapped forever. Unfortunately, there have been several ficklebeats who were lost along the process, but as long as one (1) Deadbeat can be rescued, this can be classified as a victory.

>>17680771
Gura just went ghost, don't worry about it

>>17677953
no, you're wrong because even if they are stupid or misguided, people are genuinely worried Mori's actions may negatively affect their oshis, and they are allowed to feel that way

>>17680956
Doomfaggots and schizos don't deserve to have their delusions legitimized.

>>17680906
Yes, and I will be the last Deadbeat.

>>17680906
It's like the rapture and Mori is god

>>17680956
>people are genuinely worried Mori's actions may negatively affect their oshis
Well that just makes them retard niggerfaggots from Jakarta

>>17676471
>everyone hated it
Yeah I totally remember how much people hated things like the scout intro. Totally happened.

>>17681180
Even people on global absolutely loved TTRPG. That's how you know a collab is kino as fuck

>>17681214
There was even a thread on /tg/, it was more of a lukewarm reception but they seemed to enjoy it.

>>17680956
the funniest part is all the people who don't realize their oshi feels the exact same way she's just not saying it

>>17681332
nah your oshi wouldn't like you, and wouldn't want you to talk shit about a coworker.

How many chins does she have?

>>17681393
don't know how either of these statements apply to my post but i hope you had fun typing it

>>17681332
I sit here and wonder how many of these people complaining about Mori ruining the Idol experience remember what early Haachama was like.

>>17681332
Exactly, they all hate Mori. That’s why Mori isn’t getting any collabs anymore.

>>17681561
Or Coco or Matsuri. Everyone is so new nowadays.

Which collab this week are you looking forward to the most?

>>17681575
>isn't getting any collabs anymore
>the girl who does more collabs than solo streams

>>17681633
>lots of collabs
Didn’t Coco do this in her last days…

>>17681633
This one or Surgeon sim, both have some serious comedy potential
>>17681668
Bruh...sarcasm reps

>>17681668
You did it you understood what he was posting

>>17681633
Surgeon simulator purely because it's the dream team. Only one missing is Gura

>>17681693
Coco also announced her graduation after a Mario Party collab with Mori and Ollie. Good thing Rushia is still with us.

>>17681633
Lui's sounds cute and Surgeon will be debuffed by quietrys

>>17681700
>>17681714
I see it now. I'm just used to retards shitposting. But perhaps I, myself, am retard

>>17681785
no one on this forum has an iq over 70, embrace it

>>17681774
>debuffed by quietrys
Watch streams threadreader. TTSrys is kino as fuck and she can talk decently anyway

I just wanna say I hate (most) of the deadbeat community, especially you prechat fuckers.

>>17681959
based and same, though prechat guys are generally well-behaved I know a few of them are actually huge faggots
at least they keep it off chat

>>17681959
Are any of the prechats good? I've never bothered.

>>17681959
Okay. So?

>>17681959
BUT you’re not as bad as deadbeat twitter niggers at least

>>17681959
Same desu

>>17682062
If you enjoy going into a room with a lot of autistic men and jerking eachother off awkwardly, then it's great

>>17682093
No thanks I get enough of that in these threads, more so recently

>>17682110
>men

>>17681959
nigga, if anyone here liked chat celebrities we'd be on twitter/discord/reddit/the chat itself/ANYWHERE WITH NAMES
so thanks for stating the fucking obvious

Gura and Calli have the best chemistry in hololive, change my mind

>>17679028
NTA and I'm not part of the argument, I just thought it might help you.

>>17682142
Why would I want to make you wrong?

>>17682142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhZOywPYLNE&t=2608s
you can't pull something off without actual spiritual sync

>>17676611
Atlantean magic of course.

>>17682072
Back to discord

>>17682194
I dunno bro I just feel arguing desu

why does pink and blue go will together

>>17682137
Well /here/ it's a bunch of 30+ year old men and Mori

>>17682228
No, i'm serious. What does you not liking the prechat losers have to do with anything?

>>17682266
Pre-chat at least has some SEA lesbians, i think they win by default

>>17682266
I feel like Mori is one of the only vtubers that's actually perfectly fine with her fanbase being a sausage fest. She is a tomboy at heart

>>17682340
and the ironic part is she has one of the biggest female fanbase

>>17682253
becuz vaginas r pink and my balls r blue

>>17682293
No, back to discord.

>>17678341
Maybe they don't talk enough?

>>17676611
Gura has a gun

Why do people only necro bad posts?

>>17682522
Have you tried ever thinking of the possibility that the entire vtuber world doesn't revolve around a basketweaving forum?

>>17682500
Exactly. You're completely irrelevant.

>>17682388
If she ever did a proper Ikemen / host club thing like some of JP, you'd really see the panties fly.

>>17682823
Yeah, mine.

cardboard bros?

>>17682684
This place has nothing to do with internal discussions between the members.

>>17682802
not part of this but damn dude stop embarrassing yourself this is cringe

Deadbeats can you fuck off please?

>>17682892
>deadbeats

>>17682875
So you agree with me that she doesn't rely on a basketweaving forum for le ebin legitimate criticism?

>>17682886
Buy a shift key, you SEA demihuman.

>>17682892
Stop posting screenshots of your own messages.

>>17682892
Oh no Mori is gonna make another ep...

>>17682945
No, I said maybe there aren't enough discussions between the members.

>>17683010
based Mori

oh hi shark

>>17682892

So what is this game like you're cans of coke and pespi fighting?

If I were Gawr Gura I would want to have sex with Mori (in real life)

>>17683138
If I were Mori I would want to have sex with Mori (in real life)

>>17676992
Mori, calm down

>>17681561
It's fine to not act like an idol or to meet idol expectations because they are ridiculous. It's more of not being an asshole to the fans who enjoy idol culture which Mori is.

>>17683138
If I were me I would want to have sex with Mori (in real life)

>>17683233
She loves her fans, she's only an asshole to the antis. If you feel this way, I can only assume you do nothing but act like a chink in her streams as well as here. In other words, quit being a faggot

I am Mori.

>>17683138
I want to be part of a polyamorous sextet with all of Myth!

>>17683010
>constantly shittalking mori so she releases more spite music
I beleeb it

>>17683370
That reminds me of that one animation
I like that animation

>>17683364
Why are you so pixelated?

>>17683321
The cuck meme tho...I wasn't triggered by it but a lot of her paypigs were

>>17683453
mind elaborating?

I'm thirsty for Mori Milk. How much milk do deadbeats drink in a day?

>>17683453
There are many animations. All of them are good and I have cum to them.

>>17683485
I think anyone with a functional brain knows it wasn't done maliciously, even if it was in bad taste

>>17683568
Ever hear of a psychologist named Freud?

>>17683568
The point is that she cared so little she didnt even think about her fans when she did it.

>>17683321
>She loves her fans
If by fans you mean her hugbox, sure.
>only an asshole to antis
That's fine, but its not just antis that's she's an asshole to.

>>17683138
Gawr Gura only likes little girls tho

>>17683485
not really, her numbers didn't really get that affected as far as i've seen.
There might be the people who sent the supas she disliked, but other than those, things seem fine.

>>17683683
I don't think about how you feel when I shitpost either, why the hell should she?

>>17683514
waterring

>>17683683
>aggh why wont my anime waifu cater to my jealous autism in everything she ever says or does

Deadbeats this game is kinda...

>Eh-vo

>>17683937
>stupid
yeah, just like my wife (Mori Calliope)

Eh-vo

Damn I thought /morig/ was the worst place on the board but I just popped into /ggg/ and it's much worse right now

>>17683794
She is held to a higher standard because she represents a brand, and she has become wealthy through her fans. Wealthy people have more power, so they are scrutinized more, because if they don't uphold a higher moral standard, they could use their excess power to change society for the worse. Mori isn't a random anon. There are people who admire and emulate her.

>>17684063
I'm not gonna say it here but there's a clip from the last stream you need to watch to realize what a fucking faggot you are

alcohol mention

>i read
DYRBI deadbeats?

>>17684063
>they could use their excess power to change society for the worse.
What power does Mori have?

>>17684295
The power to make my dick perpetually hard

>>17684063
The fuck are are you, some JRPG villain?

>>17676611
She just has to make a post on /vt/

>>17684295
the power to create lesbians

>>17684314
Holy shit, same.

>>17684276
Reads my chat comments all the time, GOTTEM

Oh no, gura wanted to play this game didn't she

>>17684276
She reads twitter and /vt/ all day.

>Gura trying to do tech shit
>Mori just mashing
Ayy lmao

>now I do
FINE ILL DO MY GODDAMN FIT REPS

FUCK

>>17684520
That is probably why Mori is so bad at Strive.

>>17684168
Ad hominem.

>>17684520
Gura should have played Strive

>>17684545
Did this inadvertently confirm that she gets off to Jojo?

>actually thought of writing a deadbeat rap for mori
>find the cringe SEAnig diss track thread in the archives
>instantly toss the rap idea in the garbage and move on with my life
thank you SEAnigs

>mori likes big muscles

do those reps deadbeats

>>17684357
but she doesnt benefit from that

more alcohol

Citizens! Calliope Mori is corrupting the youth!!

>>17684168
Nothing Mori could say would change my mind, she's not a philospher.

>>17684616
Based selfawarebeat
You're still retarded for considering it

>>17684718
Neither are you, and your opinions can be discarded

"Hey I like to drink"
"Did I tell you about this wine"
"Have you herd of this alcohol"
"I love drinking"
"I love to talk about drinking"
"My life is incomplete without alcohol"
"Gosh I just love drinking"
"Have you tried this beer yet"

GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING ALCOHOLIC JOKES MY MOM IS WORRIED ABOUT ME!!!! IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!!!!

>>17684625
I have a crippling weakness for carbs and sugar, whatever reps I do will immediately get cancelled out.

>>17684635
oh really?

>>17684799
I just gave you the philosophical reasoning for why wealthy public figures are held to a higher standard, fuckbeat.

>>17684805
Nigger they're playing a game about drinks fighting

>>17684805
>talking about her past years ago
It's a sign of being a retard when you can't conceptualize time

>>17684814
you can eat carbs and sugar and gain muscles losing fat on the other hand...

>>17684805
She never said that. :}

>Gura discovered dodging
Oh thank goodness

>>17684625
Never stopped. I've maxed out the bar with my home weights, I need to go buy more.

Gura Raging

>>17684967
watch streams, also "drinking for the feeling not the taste" and "i haven't drank in two days" like that's a flex

i just peeked in to /ggg/ and it is on fire right now (not in the good way), I love it.

>>17685244
People who drink for the taste are in a vast minority. The retards here claiming it are all larping

>>17685331
>new ip
hello Global fag

>>17685331
Fuck off, sharks are friends not food.

>>17685331
We love Gura here

>>17685331
/ggg/'s been a shithole since the new year, i don't really know why

reminder: your boy is bad at video games

>>17685331
why do you love it?

>>17685419
Ah yes... ggg is a shithole since the new year
Literally nowhere else has been.

I am legitimately worried about Mori's drinking. I thought it was silly at first but she's dropped enough red flags that I honestly think she's on the path to alcoholism if not already there. I hope she's honest with herself and gets some help.

>>17685419
Short version is Gura eased up on the streaming in November and it brought a lot of bitter people in.

>>17685492
Has it been constant since then? Jeez

>>17685490
>on the path to alcoholism
rumao

>>17685419
>>17685492
>>17685557
Proper version. Gura was streaming very little and canceling streams a lot last second as well as just not posting schedules or keeping anyone up to date. She openly apologized for this and promised to do better and she has been.
/ggg/ has been quite good for a couple weeks now. Even more so when all the shit posters left to come here.

>Mori does impulse grocery shopping
>I do impulse grocery shopping
WE ARE

>>17685490
Guarantee she won't change unless management intervenes and/or she outdoes the cuck meme

>>17685627
She apologized? I'm not a concernfag but that's nice to know she brought it up

>>17685648
well I properly plan things out and am a great cook. Clearly I'm a superior match with her.

>>17685702
It wasnt /ggg/ being schizo. Literally all her fans on every platform were worried about her and not happy with the state of things and she addressed it and said she will do better.

>>17685490
if she does have an issue she has a handful of the best possible people to talk about it with and there is no question that it if she did have an issue it would be one she is very self aware about based on her life.

nothing to concernfag over.

>>17685561
Her tolerance is very high especially for a woman

Mori going on about her gangster family history....

>>17685780
>she is very self aware about based on her life.
is.... is this a joke?

the knockdown crowd sound-effect is annoying af to me for some reason

>>17685944
>t. armchair psychologist who thinks he knows a streamer better than herself