/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>play touhou
ogey we count those
>>17617627

>>17615710
what the fuck, she'd be considered "strong" for an average male aged under 17 or older than 40.
>The example grip strength results of the NHL are mostly in the 'strong' range here. E.g. The best score at the 2012 NHL scouting combine was 167 lbs (75.8 kg). The average score from the combine was 128 lbs (58 kg)

a network

>>17618136
What am I reading? Is this Oshi buys/sells?

>>17617953
Being a tiny bit below average for the NHL combine average is pretty good I'd say. Plus if you're comparing female strength to male strength, it will always not be as impressive, it's an unfair comparison.

>>17618225
yes, youre on the network if you sold oshi during the last week

>>17618341
>if you sold oshi during the last week
I sold but i'm not on... I guess I am saved?

Hello

>>17618335
that's what I'm saying though, she's freakishly strong if she's a hair under the average at the fucking NHL combine.

>>17618536
Hey dude

>>17618550
ah, thought you were saying that she wasn't strong

>>17618536

for those who end up in the same big multisell situation as haachama right now, putting y=x((a(1-0.03x))-b) into a grapher gives you a nice sliding scale of optimal profit as the price changes over the day.
a is the current price, b is your after tax mpp or her normal average whichever you want to base it on. Then you scale a through the day and find the peak.

>>17618722
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAA???

>>17617909
>futa mori
if you say so, word cloud

>>17618864
anon isn't pure...

>>17617909
>love avarice

>>17618864
ANON IS A WHORE

>>17618722
I did not understand a single word from this post, but
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mpp

>>17618722
bong detected

>>17618898
Folders labelled 'porn' never even have porn inside, they exclusively contain bomb & gun crafting PDFs

>>17618993
there's a fed here anon you can't make these posts

>>17618136
Can you show people who only bought their oshi last week?

>>17618960
whatever the x-value of the y peak is, thats your mulltisell, so right now haachama for me is down to 6x

>>17619027
I FORGOT
THE POST WAS A JOKE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PORN FOLDER I PROMISE
PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS TO MI6

>>17619085
too late nenep, jup is coming for your ass

>>17618993
youre worried about the porn folder being hidden when sankaku channel and hitomi links are right there
dont go to hitomi without a good adblocker and antivirus though trust me

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>17619106
He can try but he will fail

>>17619229
>bong with a gun
you got a license for that?

>>17618381
probably a misassignment. Your oshimark should be the primary indicator, if you ignore manual assignments.
>>17619054
no, spiderwebs arent readable

>>17619315
Yes, issued by the queen

>>17619573
>spiderwebs
Based! Then maybe people who bought the most oshi last week, and never sold, with some solid cutoff in amount to be readable?

>>17616246
>string of fate

>>17619591
yeah aworight, but ye got a loisense for that loisense?

>>17619799
Shit gov, you got me

>>17619859
is nenepro actually a bong, pls be in LONDON but not actually london cause i dont live in london

>>17617780
REMINDER THE NSA POSTS IN THIS THREAD

>>17619994
Yes
LONDOOOOOOOOOOON

wtf this thing gets lewd as hell once you feed it 30 times

>>17620340
Damn, archikeks can't stop winning

>>17620340
she wants your hot thick protein

>>17620340
What is this?

>>17620441
Mahjong Soul, /nasfaqg/'s side game. There's currently an event for Chinese New Year where you have to feed that girl a whole bunch of meat

>>17620340
Oh right, I have to do the event. Time to grind.

>>17620441
Mahjong Soul has an event called "A Feast for Nian". That is Nian.

>>17620494
Want to grind together?
4p South, 5+20s.
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65876

>>17620576
wait for me, East 3 of Sanma
that doesn't unlock shit for it, does it?

>>17619027
>>17619085
>>17619106
>>17619229
its alright youre cute
>>17620147
hi

>>17620627
I believe the only requirement is that the match isn't against bots

>>17620576
Time to click tiles again till something works

>>17620656
Fed confirms: illegal possession of firearms is not persecuted if you're cute.

>>17620756
based

>>17620656
>Being groomed by the NSA
I am growing stronger

>>17620576
I'm in a game right now, if there is still a seat for me later then yes.

>>17621014
If we have enough players interested, we could try to get two rooms going?

>>17621233
I just finished my game, I'm ready to play some more games.

Death to Mahjong

>>17621304
4p South, 5+20s,
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89236
Lets hope some anons joins us!

/nasfaq/ - Needy Mahjong Overload and Federal agents

>>17621795
wouldnt have it any other way

this isn't even my final form because it's not sanma

>>17622110
gg wp You sneaky damaten bastard

>>17620756
bribery by cute girls (male)
>>17620782
i have turned the tables
nasfaq will be groomed by me
be honored

>>17622110
So these are the hands Majsoul gives you when you whale...

>>17622153
>>17622169
FR tho GGs
also, don't send any Nian stuff my way - even if I sent some to you in the past and you feel like you owe me or something. pay it forward and gift it to someone else. I already hit 30x and got all the free shit, extra copper is unnecessary

>>17622110
Thanks for the match even if I didn't do well, I need to go prep for dinner now.

>>17622244
ggs rrat

>>17621398
Please let me know when there's a slot free

i'm gonna fix her

>>17622870
i'll fix avarice

>>17622274
there's room
one seat
ggs rushi

>>17623304
Thankyou5million

>>17623304
gg wp, thank you for hosting.

>>17622882
i will fix avarice

>Towa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmWzCJsn4w

These hands glow brighter than the thread

>>17623439
I'll be down for more Mahjong. Is the room still available?

>>17623642
Sorry, the game is already in progress

How come fandeads are the ideal nasfaq gfs and not a single one is taken?

>>17623909
menhera

>>17623942
Yeah I know, they're ideal as I said

New bet
>Will Mumei make KAngel commit rope?
it will close in 10m, but I might close it sooner.

>>17624108
*5 minutes

Every hand tonight has been like this, such a shit game.

>>17624108
>closed in 5 minutes
Oh okay...

>>17624108
>5 minute timer
nigger

>>17624539
>>17624628
sorry, will give better heads-up next time.
give a good suggestion for a bet and I shall create another one right now.

>>17624698
30 mins before the stream starts

>>17624108
>Watamatedev and Honkler actually got the minimum timer to 5 minutes.
Nice.

>>17623909
I'm trying...

>>17624698
>give a good suggestion for a bet and I shall create another one right now.
I don't know much about the game, but what about a bet on if Mumei will get to 500k subs?

>>17624788
Are you? Post wallet

>>17624913
I don't want to get blacklisted...

>>17624698
I think it's too late for that 2bh famalam.

>>17625120
you just have to go fast

>>17624991
How can you say you're trying if they don't even know who you are

>Betting closed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17623909
Already have one, keep sharp things out of their reach and they will start to use their nails to threaten you, kinda hot tbdesu

>>17625236
>already have one
You have a nasfaq fandead gf? what?

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

Priestess wtf?

Priestess why?

ggs guys, thanks for playing with me

>>17625618
>19:00:00
Love
>>17625620
>19:00:01
...

>>17625618
>19:00:00
Tomorrow's trades will be blessed!
>>17625620
>19:00:01
So long as you choose the right coins

>>17625644
>>17625687

>>17617909
>play touhou
already am

>>17625748
I was in tenpai for some very nice hands so many times - all in all still a fun match, gg wp and thanks for hosting

ropebros, things are looking good

>>17625748
gg, thanks for having me

>>17625687
>>17625644
what

>>17625221
He knows

Oh.. Okay...

rate my performance as someone who hasn't touched the game since council's debut (before that point I only had pre-hyperinflation money because I was an earlyfag)

>>17626201
>>17625876
Just a little grooming

>>17626210
Way below average. How are you choosing your trades? You don't have any consistent weekly spikes which leads me to believe that you have no stacks and your overall growth tells me you don't daytrade.

>>17626210
I'll be real with you, 1.4m isn't a huge accomplishment. A new account could get it in a couple of days.

>>17626412
Reading reps...

>>17626412
>who hasn't touched the game since council's debut

>>17626491
So, what performance should we rate, if there's no performance at all?

>>17626453
Dick reps

>>17626448
Make me laugh, how much free money do newfags get this day?

watamatedev what happened to the aqua bet

>>17626553
depends on whether they post in the thread and act cute and/or retarded

>>17626553
Roughly 140k. Still, I assume you didn't play at all from the graph?

>>17626629
oh nyooo

>>17626629
I didn't create that one

Assume 1x sells

aki 6464.66
amelia 19380.27
aqua 24368.41
ayame 11181.43
ayamy 3848.83
azki 6408.63
baelz 9307.03
botan 12401.56
calliope 23419.76
chloe 15058.18
choco 7850.13
civia 20767.63
coco 7703.62
fauna 9979.59
flare 10295.34
fubuki 24880.11
gura 34543.06
haato 13174.04
hololive 34466.47
inanis 15156.99
iofi 4300.97
iroha 13130.61
irys 7835.92
kanata 15873.33
kiara 16135.09
korone 15910.54
koyori 15881.25
kronii 12026.59
lamy 14121.59
laplus 17508.99
lui 13180.21
luna 7940.68
marine 28111.33
matsuri 10715.06
mel 6307.93
melfissa 3915.72
miko 17976.13
mio 11053.49
moona 7953.91
mumei 10867.12
nana 4185.38
nabi 4951.32
nachoneko 4435.43
nene 12572.33
noel 12805.22
okayu 16349.40
ollie 8019.93
pekora 25649.64
pochimaru 5837.46
polka 15650.34
reine 5240.39
risu 6738.13
roboco 9816.61
rushia 16455.03
sana 7514.99
shion 13199.84
sora 8731.04
subaru 16989.60
suisei 25988.90
towa 16821.99
ui 11835.16
watame 15253.98

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 12,485,965, a 0.98% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 201,387. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 903,899 shares, or 7.24% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 31,456 shares, or 0.25% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Iroha :: +11.3%
>Nana :: +5.5%
>Fubuki :: +4.7%
>Amelia :: +4.4%
>Mio :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Aki :: -6.7%
>Pochimaru :: -4.7%
>Sana :: -4.4%
>Haato :: -3.8%
>Nachoneko :: -2.3%

2 coins (Pekora, Coco) had a net 0% change in volume today.
23 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $144,954.83, which is an increase of 1% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $228,647,927,007.80, which is an increase of 2.42% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $18,312.40. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $20,003,768,790.84 in total market value, or 8.75% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $168,757,205.42 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 30):
>Haato :: +55%
>Sana :: +38.9%
>Gura :: +19.2%
>Suisei :: +15.1%
>Aqua :: +13.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 32):
>Amelia :: -22.8%
>Towa :: -17.5%
>Miko :: -16.3%
>Fubuki :: -13.6%
>Pekora :: -12.5%

1 coin (Coco) had a net 0% change in value today.
25 other coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $242,175,914, which is an increase of 20.62% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $251,112,547.97 today, a decrease of 3.8% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Ayame :: +19.5%
>Civia :: +9.3%
>Rushia :: +7.8%
>Ina'nis :: +5.2%
>Mumei :: +2.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Rushia, Mumei, Okayu, Ollie, Civia) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Nabi) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>4 coins (Coco, AZKi, Shion, Koyori) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins (Iofi, Laplus, Lamy, Nachoneko) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iroha :: $629.66 Up
>Haato :: $621.32 Down
>Fubuki :: $609.19 Up
>Amelia :: $415.15 Up
>Sana :: $293.60 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nabi :: $0.52 Down
>Mumei :: $0.97 Up
>Coco :: $1.08 Up
>Ollie :: $1.70 Up
>Lamy :: $2.01 Down

Overall Average movement was $43.08 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $99.20 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$118.26 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, FUD accurately, and be careful with those bookie controls. Dangerous stuff.

>>17624335
shame when that happens
but when you complain they just go RIICHI BOOK 1 RIICHI BOOK 1 yes ive read it you fucking nigger that doesnt make spending 10 turns to make a shit hand a good hand better than starting with almost a yakuman

>>17627964
why did you reply to yourself

>>17624335
>halfway into a toitoi
skill issue

>>17625771
this image emits dangerous sexual energy
loli rat
loli rat
loli rat
flat chest rat with loose top that naively lets you peek from the top cause shes too innocent to hide it
also her eyes are reflecting the window grate of a prison door do what you will with that knowledge

>>17628041
who?

>>17625618
>19:00:00
>>17625620
>19:00:01

ropebros how are we doing?

>>17628090
>also her eyes are reflecting the window grate of a prison door do what you will with that knowledge
Holy shit you're right

Cute!

>>17626651
yeah nah not really

i havent played or made a trade in months but just a reminder stocks only go up

I regret not taking a screenshot of me and Gaw sandwiching Simp & Son Holdings.

>>17628195
I'm not actually watching, but I'm feeling decently confident.

>>17627964
skill issue, read flow book 1

>>17629135
I can make more than your current net worth in a week with a brand new account and active trading.

>>17624335
>he can't spot the seed of a sanshoku hand

>>17624335
anon? that hand looks pretty good

>>17629839
Let's be real, it's not hopeless, but it's a pretty ehhh hand.

>>17628195
she's playing it slow, I'm fearful now

>>17629961
but many many possible ways to complete melds activate grug brain. I¨be happy starting with this hand but maybe that just tells you about my skills with the game

heh... yuo wouldn't get it

>>17630343
what are the conditions for the rope again?

>>17630430
ignoring her dms enough, or stressing her out are the easiest ones I believe

>>17626629
Update
Apex end of season: Feb 8
Master Rp: 10k
Aqua Current Rp: 8800

>>17628056
>half way
anon...

CAM ON MOOMERS KILL HER ALREADY

dead

GG. also holy fuck avarice, your oshi is awesome. i need to watch her vod later

>>17632609
FUCK

the only thing she needs is to drug her out of existence and pay attention to her DMs...

>>17632609
LETS GO MOOMERS

>>17632609
LETS GO MOOMERS

I just tuned in and this dumb owl is having a fucking stroke trying to speedread.

TOPKEK

She made this look entertaining...I'm goin in.

>>17636926
BLESS

>>17637448
I think I fucked her brains out one too many times...

>>17636926
I'm low on cash, can I save money by just grooming 2views instead?

>>17638942

>>17636926
>Satisfactory
BASED
Forest > Savannah > Desert >>>>> boring Plains area

>>17638920
based

>>17640817
I thought I could fix her with some pipe. I guess it kind of worked, she quit streaming.

>>17559768
>top two traders are deadbeats
lmao, there's some irony in that, forever cursed to be called easy mode, to be denied any achievements because >corpofags, yet still trying their best, motivational even.
Anyhow, I like the reports, makes me want to get good so I can shitpost on the losers, nice job.

>>17641437
As one of the top 5 that isn't a deadbeat, it is very satisfying to shitpost on losers.

>>17641608
Based.

>>17610302
I have no idea why he uploaded this.

>>17644256
It's funny in that 'why would he bother to make and upload this' type of way, he probably assumed that people would get a laugh out of it (not wrong) and thought 'how could I not?'

Ohhh Konnui

>>17644256
Basic shiposting. Just for laughs.

>>17644256
>>17645615
>Coco: /vt/ sings Judgement, a characteristic song from her favourite Franchise to show respect
>Calli: one dude throws insults to her probably with a shitty setup
EN was a mistake

>>17645962
If EN was a mistake then Coco was a mistake

>>17646187
cope

>>17646198
virtual streamers are a mistake. Your japanese whore is just as bad as a western whore

>>17646760
no.

can i interest anyone in some fed owned watamechips or iryssoda?

>>17647298
I'll give you a million for it

>>17646907
Tsugu is not a streamer, Dancer

イナちゃんかわいい…ちゅき…愛してる…わぁ…

>>17647450
you're right, nevermind.

>>17647453
Damn that's very interesting

>>17647395
they are up on the auction house but just bid a normal amount, taking in large sums of money can start to look suspicious

>>17647453
big if true

>>17647453
rrat

>>17647529

>>17647529
who cares lol, people launder hundred of millions of dollars

>>17647958
getting groomed by investigator is nice
>>17648025
true, was just trying to make a lil irl joke to tie in though.

>>17648153
I'm a pro at grooming hairs, I also know how to make braids

>>17648708
cute

night, /nasfaq/
forgot to soundpost

>>17648708
very cute
do you braid your own hair?

>>17649915
used to when I had long hair

Button to close trades individually without clicking the boxes on top. Just a suggestion.

>>17650731
Esc shortcut to close the autotrader. Please honk

I forgot about this for nearly a year.
Seems I made some wise financial decisions before I left and my dividends paid out.

>>17651891
Pretty nice income considering you've been idle the entire time, welcome back

https://squabble.me/ tourney any takers

>>17652869
hell yes

>Avarice appeared in my dream last night
I wish I was joking. I'm not going to fucking make it, I need a break.

I was having too much fun playing Sim City and watching a Sam Hyde documentary that I hadn't noticed I was overbuying FBK and my oshi for 5 hours

>>17653922
ohhhh schizophrenia

>>17653922
w-what did he look like

>>17653922
ohhhhhh I need to take my meds

>>17653922
clocksyo...

>>17653922
Way too many of us have been dreaming about players recently, it's completely messed up huh

oh no no no

>>17626210
>>17629135
>>17651891
Welcome back! This net worth might not be too much now, but it's a great stepping stone to climb!
>>17647453
イナちゃんとってもかわいいです!
>>17641437
That is very much the point of the reports. Higher-up, your performance gets drowned by market fluctuations and rectified leaderboard, you no longer receive feedback if you're doing well or not. By breaking down income, I hope that the reports will show what works and what doesn't work, and will cause everyone to reflect on their trades and dividend strategies.
I don't really care what others think, I am not trading for affirmation or adoration. I'm trading because it's fun to me to optimize my approach to short- and long-term profits. When I founded the Zaibatsu, I knew that this would effectively invalidate my leadership position, for myself and for others, permanently, even though it was a part of a greater profit-optimizing strategy. Thus, I have long come to terms with it. I have to say though... knowing that 'skill issue' from me now has a bite to it is satisfying on a fundamental level. I'll try not to abuse it.

>>17654016
I can't remember. I think he had a blue shirt and a short brown hair.

oh damn im 2nd on the benchmark thing.
wonder how that happened haha..ha.ha.
thanks again

>>17654453
Congrats, but I wouldn't take the benchmark seriously otherwise:
>mikofag...
>applause...
>triangle...
are some of the worst players by its metrics.

>>17654503
You only mentioned 2 good players. The other one is retarded albeit by choice

>>17654556
Please do not bully Applause like that. He's done nothing wrong.

>>17654556
Have you seen his trading profits???
>>17559768

>>17654591
NTA, but it's called a 'joke', anon...

>>17654105
Why do you assume its me?

>>17654503
I'll have you know I was quite good in the one before that, when cypher was actually playing the game instead of just 10xing the whole board due to nothing else to do.

>>17654660
YOU ARE

>>17654660
its not????????????

>>17654684
oshichanging faggot

>>17654660
Oh, you know.

Kenzoku...

>>17654684
#bringbackcocowalletreview

>>17654715
you're mistaking him for someone else btw

>>17654817
ask him yourself

>>17654715
cypher's oshi never changed

>>17654715
>faggot
and a good day to you too, sir
>oshichanging
Jihad (/dʒJˈhɑːd/; Arabic: جهاد, romanized: jihād [dʒiˈhaːd]) is an Arabic word which literally means "striving" or "struggling", especially with a praiseworthy aim.[1][2][3][4] In an Islamic context, it can refer to almost any effort to make personal and social life conform with God's guidance, such as struggle against one's evil inclinations, proselytizing, or efforts toward the moral betterment of the Muslim community (Ummah),[1][2][5][6] though it is most frequently associated with war.[4][7] In classical Islamic law (sharia), the term refers to armed struggle against unbelievers,[2][3] while modernist Islamic scholars generally equate military jihad with defensive warfare.[8][9] In Sufi circles, spiritual and moral jihad has been traditionally emphasized under the name of greater jihad.[5][10][3] The term has gained additional attention in recent decades through its use by various insurgent Islamic extremist, militant Islamist, and terrorist individuals and organizations whose ideology is based on the Islamic notion of jihad.[5][7][11][12]

>>17654880
yeah its always been money

>>17654759
definitely not today, my wage cage is on fire. Also no idea if I still have it in me, the metagame right now is kinda wonky if even Aki can spike all of a sudden.

>>17654992
oh fuck i love judaism

>>17655050
I don't care if you don't give me financial advice just give me attention you little bitch

>>17655088
how the fuck am I supposed to review a wallet if nobody ever posts them? Also no, I seriously don't have time today

>>17655050
>spike all of a sudden
She was on break for 3 weeks and returned with an Ark stream, and has been streaming almost every day since which drives up her weekly views. I bought her up to 1000 during her downtime, but I haven't bought her /enough/.

>>17655125
go buy silver and forget your nasfaq friends like you always do

>>17655165
I leave the thread at the first signs of gayposting, yes, that's correct.
also there's 125 ozt and another ozt of Gold already in the mail.

Please listen to my oshi and her amazing friend when the collab song comes out in 15 hours! The art style looks sick, holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetXqd9B8WE

>>17655231
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17655218
ohhhhhh mikofag have a good day brother

cool

>>17655425
I will now stalk Ame's recent likes

>>17655482
leave me a follow if you find me, my tweet is up to 90 likes now

>>17655573
if you will inevitably see my profile, you'd probably be disgusted at my follows

Hey guys, this will be brief. Been almost a year since I started playing but today will be the last adjustment you will see me trade. I wish I could go out with a superchat containing all my networth but at this point it will take months to clear our my wallet so I decided to just become another corpse to climb in the top 100. Let's meet again someday. This is my last abayo. Goodbye.

since you didn't follow me back, I'm assuming that you are either appalled at my profile and follows or I'm following the wrong person

>>17656131
no... don't go...

>>17656131
konnui...

>>17656131
Don't know who you are anon, but I wish you the best with whatever you're gonna do. If you would ever reconsider, please come back. I don't like seeing the people I've played with all this time leave.
Abayo friend, it's been good knowing you

>>17656131
Put up a neverending auction before you leave

>>17656131
Abayo friend, take care

>>17656131
>planned on quitting today
hey faggot get your own exit strategy

come on, give me a sign if I followed the right person

>>17656544
you have weird follows nigga

>>17656544
>>17656162
i don't have any new followers bro

>>17656634
Nigger

>>17656668
huh that's weird. I followed every single 100 likes that I could find
>>17656634
>new IP

>>17656771
>I followed every single 100 likes that I could find
creep

>>17656131
see you starside, anon

>>17656789
how rude

>>17656696
just a little bit of banter I will also stalk twitter later
>>17656771
>new ip
oh shit it's happening again

>>17656131
abayo... you'll be missed

>>17656789
you could even say he's a weirdo

>>17656949
what the hell is he doing here?

>>17656131
have a good day. network anon, you know what to do

>>17656131
cyper no...

>>17656131
Abayo, anon. Whatever you go on doing, I hope you will be successful at it.

>>17654449
Was he cute?

>>17656131
Konnui...

>>17654715
>oshichanging
Yeah, what's with people changing oshi anyway? If you can't pick between your current favorite and your oshi, just make your current favorite your second oshi. I don't see the reason why we can't have 2 oshis.

>>17656131
See you tomorrow!

>>17658114
If you change oshi you are a whore, imagine changing bf

>>17658114
Disloyal. Disgusting. Die.

>>17658114
>current favorite
>second oshi
Are you fucking serious? Kill youserlf

Hello!
Another week has passed and it is once again time to review the top 100 with hopefully not so loud Koyori this time!

This post and my next three (3) replies to it will be comparisons of today's and last week's top 100! As usual, last week's rankings are on the left, and today's on the right side of the image!

First, the ranks 1 to 25!

>>17658114
Oshi does not mean favourite, it's something more than that. Favourites change every now and then, but it takes a VERY compelling argument to justify changing oshi. If you're talking about having multiple favourites that change from time to time, you don't have an oshi.

>>17658244
Second, the ranks 26 to 50!

>>17658244
Third, the ranks 51 to 75!

>>17658244
And fourth, the ranks 76 to 100!

I congratulate all those who haven't crabbed, and wish you all a profitable and fun next week!

>>17658114
I genuinely pity you

>>17658255
>>17658410
I agree but I really can't decide between Sora and Kotone. I've tried leaving Sora for Kotone multiple times before Sora somehow manages to win my heart back every time. In the end, I decided to treat both of them equally.

>>17658612
just make an alt :^)

>>17656131
>>17537243
UHH BROS

>>17659029
UOHHHHH

I have 90m liquid.......................................................................................

>>17659355
I don't

>>17658114
As >>17658255 said, oshi is a lot more than just favorite. In a way, I'd say it's a matter of emotional investment, not necessarily in a romantic fashion, as well as this pledge to support someone unconditionally (which, again, doesn't mean blind praise).
I watched primarily Korone, Suisei, and Pekora before the EN debuts when I realized that my previous 'favourites' weren't what having an 'oshi' meant.

>>17659355
I have 177m

>>17659355
>>17659497
$31m here
Get your spending done earlier, else it'll cost you on Fridays

Good morning, I am buying Towa 4x.
That may change however at adjustment.
Classes cancelled and got COVID money today, very nice.

>>17659802
>spoiler
are you okay?

>>17659802
>spoiler
>covid money
wtf you get money for catching the coof?

ohhhhhhhhhhh i gotta shit and the kenzoku are fucking dying

Ohhhhhhh I need to cum

>>17659841
>>17659858
It's from a government program to help pay off fees I may have incurred due to COVID, not necessarily because I contracted it, though I do think I got an increased amount this time because I did contract it.

>>17659877
>77
>>17659899
>99
ohhhhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh applause

>>17659904
fucking hell WHERE WAS THAT WHEN I GOT SICK.
THIS IS BULLSHIT I WANT MY MONEY

>>17618722
>y=x((a(1-0.03x))-b)
This is cool but I think b could be improved.

ohhhh i'm shitting and won't have to see avarice begging to be spoonfed

>>17659942
It's because I'm a student.
ARP Act.

>>17659949
How?

Post 'em.

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Chloe :: $12,570.84
>Okayu :: $8,278.51
>Calliope :: $5,555.91

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Subaru :: -$8,400.40
>Haato :: -$6,954.89
>Gura :: -$6,642.31

Overall Average Adjustment is -$529.26
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,813.53
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,006.31

Hope you got a chance to sell plenty of Aki. Hope you have some left for her dividends. You did the smart thing and bet on blondes, right?

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.

>>17660033

>>17659487
I feel the same way about Haato. I’ve always treated Haato as my oshi until I gave up on her and switched to Sora. I realize I treat Sora differently than Haato which makes me wonder whether I really like Haato at all in the past. I didn’t even watch her stream that much.

>>17660128
>haato
more like she betrayed you first

>>17659994
SO AM I! THIS IS BS.

>>17660300
Skill issue.

>>17660300
probably used his asexuality for advantage in charisma rolls

>>17660325
Cough on me, I need the money.

How retarded is he?

Pagi!

Ollie x4 might be a bit too much even for me.

>>17660360
I'm testing negative now, sorry, should've asked a week or two ago.

>>17660365
you really should stop spreading you buys/sell. its ok not to buy every red you know and just buy multi more

>>17660428
>its ok not to buy every red
ok poorfag

sugoi Im also having the coof right now. Nasty shit It's literally just common cold but it stays on your body longer. I should've been cured by the amount of paracetamol I'm currently taking but the cough and fever never goes away. And I've been sick for almost a week now

>>17660463
if you're vaccinated, symptoms are typically weakened

>>17660451
>poorfag
>doing multi x1 rather than x8 half of those coins
idk man

>>17658114
An "oshi" in the field of v-tubers on this forsaken board is quite the often misunderstood concept. No, it's not like Waifu in animu where "she's fictional bro". It's one step further to being real, while still being a role played by a VA. But there's genuine moments in all the improv, as well as the VAs in the background pouring their hearts out sometimes.
I'd compare it to the daughter you never had and never thought you wanted so badly to succeed. You watch her for a long time, try to be there as much as you can, have some kind of bond. Not many can say they've been the bridge to Mikochi from the english chat which was invading after she said the nigger word. Japanese people still didn't know GTA too much. We explained, we watched her struggle and learn. We still follow her. Through illness and recovery, through the stuggle to find friendship in Hololive, through awkward incidents involving a faggot and a fridge. And also through new talents. You are allowed to like them, your oshi usually does as well. But don't claim they are your true oshi.
This is how /vt/ understands the word, because frankly it means something else you idiots, there's 箱推し for a reason, but oshichangers are still just absolute dregs unable to commit.

Yeah that's cool and all, but how retarded am I?

>>17660486
so the vaccines work like fucking influenza shots? This fucking pandemic will never end

>>17660365
>holo
fake dip
>sora
fake dip
>fubuki
fake dip
>aki
are you fucking kidding me?
>subaru
buy more
>rushia
don't buy too much
>noel
same
>nene
don't multicoin her
>lamy
maybe you should 2x her
>laplus
come on at max 2x
>sana
fake dip
>kronii
buy more
>suisei
not worth selling
>polka
not worth selling
if you have sell ayamy too

>>17660504
>not doing both
you see my point, poorfriend?

>>17660534
>the vaccines work
except they don't.

>>17660534
I'm pretty sure there's been reports on how COVID will just become another flu shot.

>>17659355
send me some :)

>>17660563
notice how I compared it with flu shots? Both barely works and they only fucking minimize symptoms.
>>17660567
god I should've taken pharmacy instead of this shit tier STEM im struggling to finish

>>17660633
I can only tell anecdotes but my dad was vaccinated + booster and never caught it from me, my mom was only vaccinated and she caught it from me.

>>17660547
Damn that's some nice FUD. Almost believeable.

Mahjongbros, I think I'm about to go schizophrenic
When I play one character I get constant tsumo/tanyao/pinfu, when I play the other it's always just ron dora ron dora ron dora. My mind can't take it, there have to be characteristics to these girls that influence gameplay, this can't just be luck. Did I mistake 'Saki: the videogame' for Mahjong Soul or something?

>>17660033
red today, red tomorrow, red forever

>>17660463
Basically, the most recent mutations have traded infectivity and vaccine infection bypass for severity. Omicron spreads like a wildfire, but has lower lethality/severity by % of cases; however, vaccines only somewhat protect you from being infected, they mostly prevent hospitalizations/deaths. You're somewhat lucky you got infected now rather than half a year ago, when the variants were much more debilitating in terms of symptoms.
Basically, it looks like the Covid will become endemic, this is why governments are kind of giving up on fighting it. It'll likely become a seasonal, more severe flu.

>>17660738
take your meds and use ichihime, anon

alright bread is ready now let's wait for page 10

>>17661287
>bread is ready
yeah, for me

>>17660738
Yeah, I know, anon. The moment I pick up Cpt. Autismo over here I can feel my social skills deteriorating.

>>17661287
bread love!

NEW THREAD
>>17661568
>>17661568
>>17661568
now you can start the image spam for the abayo

>>17661603
I fucking love bread, bros.

Someone with around 10 mil liquid around the ranks 70-80 should probably consider following today:
>Hololive
Dip is small but worth buying 1x
>Sora
not worth it. There are better deals.
>Miko
You can sell this, but you would be earning very little. I would not recommend.
>Suisei
sell 1x all day
>azki
Sell 1x
>fubuki
ok buy but there are better deals
>aki
depends on how much you have. if you have less than 250, buy, if not, buying questionable but not a terrible move.
>haato
1x is good
>choco
1x is good
>subaru
at least 4x,, 5x, 6x, and 7x are still good for a few hours.
>okayu
sell 1x if you have less than 300
>korone
1x buy is ok, 2x if feeling bold
>pekora
1x is OK, but there are better deals available
>rushia
good up to 2x, 3x and above questionable
>flare
sell 1x
>noel
Ok buy, but there are better deals.
>marine
dont sell, dont buy
>kanata
sell 1x
>towa
you can sell if you need liquid, but its not advisable yet, wait for the dip to be corrected first
>lamy
3x is ok, 2x is better
>nene
2x if you need to get rid of liquid, otherwise 1x
>botan, polka
dont touch
>laplus
buy 2x or 3x. 4x and above (up to maybe 5x) if need to get rid of liquid
>lui, koyori
dont touch
>chloe
sell that orca at 2x. 3x may be worth it for a few hours.
>iroha
1x is advisable, ok up to 2x
>mori
selling is OK only because of the brap cycle
>kiara
selling is ok, but there are better sells out there
>ina
1x sell is ok
>gura
not worth it. The dip is OK but there are better deals
>sana
1x buy is ok,
>kronii
Even though it pains me, buy more. 3x, or 4x. You dont want to hold these, her divs are abysmal
>mumei
you know what to do
>baelz
consider stocking up if you dont have enough
>iofi
ok sell but you'd be earning pennies
>ollie
1x is ok
>melfissa
sell sell sell
>pochi
selling is ok but it will give you pennies
>ayamy
sell
>nachoneko
buy 1x

If a coin was not mentioned, the answer is "dont touch"

>>17661773
ignore this sell towa now