/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Me

>click on chat window
>"greetings from /vt/!"
>press Enter

>click on chat window
>MY PARENTS DIED LET'S GOOOOOO
>press enter

>click on chat window
>"草"
>press Enter

>>1758452
>type "KUSA" in Romaji to assert my EOP dominance
>press Enter

> clicks on chat window
> "かわいい"
> "えぇ"
> "うんうん"
> "草"
> "あっ"
> press Enter

>>1758521
>type "grass"

>Copy what everyone else in chat is typing.
>Call out backseat gamers.
>Press Enter.
>Feel satisfied I contributed into making the stream fun if only by just 1%.

>open chat
>close chat

>Click on chat window
>Browser freezes

>[ID]

>>1758265
>>1758401
>>1758406
>>1758439
>>1758452
>>1758521
>>1758525
>>1758535
>>1758541
>open thread
>quote every post
>watamelon
>click Submit

>ame hiccups
>spell out H I C with her emotes
>hit Enter

>click on blinking superchat button
>set amount to 10000 ARS
>"kiara my grandmom just died of stage 6 cancer can you sing i will never give you up by rick astley for me because i think it is very poggy and the least you can do for me in these trying times"

>>1758644
actually lost my shit, holy fuck

>>1758644
>poggy
lost me there, don't try too hard

>>1758644
[Insert video where Kiara says "this is not twitch chat"]

>Open /vt/
>Click in all the not jp Holo or Niji threads
>Hide thread

>>1758593
>open thread
>find watamelon post
>upload watamelon image
>click Submit

>"cooooming"
>"prprprpr"
>"SEX"
>"UOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILD EROTIC"
>hit Enter

>open /vt/
>see any wojack post
>report

>>1760821
>open Coco reddit review
>see any wojak post
>report

>>1760821
>open /vt/
>saw someone announced that they would report a wojak post
>report

>see any opinion different to mine
>"back to redd1t"
>get a (you)
>"shut up Zhang"

>open /vt/
>create multiple kiara threads
>falsefag as kiara fans
>falsefag as kiara antis

>unrelated thread
>bring up my shitty indie oshi that nobody knows
>get called out
>"newfag"

>open /vt/
>absolutely despise vtubers and the culture surrounding them
>shit up as many threads as possible and especially /hlgg/, impersonating all kinds of groups according to my mood to bring down the general quality of the entire board
>do this all day every day just to make you faggots seethe

Reminder that all holos LOVE their overseas fans and are extremely happy when they see a non japanese comment in the chat. Keep coping, wapanese FAGGOTS

>>1761300
I want to fuck Azki the married lady

>>1758265

>board obviously not mine
>opinion that I don't like
>get out of MY board

>be Holo/Niji supremacist
>open /vt/
>falseflag as an SJW indie vtuber and shill their channel in a really obnoxious way
>i do it so you guys become antis

>click on chat
>it's actually /hlg/
>pretend it's chat anyway

>Check /tg/
>there's noel thread
>Check /biz/
>there's watame thread

>open /vt/
>saw a cunny picture
>AWOOGA

>>1761444
All me

>>1758265
>open stream
>close chat
I'm just a simple man. I like to save my data for serious things.

>>1761528
where do you have to even live this day and age to get limited data? nigeria?

>pefectoly abre to spaek eigo
>roleplay as a ESL
>shit the threads

>>1761537
Amurrica

>>1761537
I have unlimited, but that doesn't mean it has to go to waste on that shit.

>>1761631
how can you waste it if its unlimited?

ここのBGM好き

>>1761448
"AWOOGA" is for large breasts. The proper response to cunny is "UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Although large-breasted cunny exists, it shouldn't and thus should not be acknowledged. As the Good Book says, "Flat is Justice".

>>1761115
you are that guy

>click stream
>male voice
>close stream

>mutt af
>open 4chan
>falseflag as a white supremacist
>especially in blue forums

>>1761255
>especially /hlgg/
At least you shit up an already shit thread so its fine

>>1761637
You take life too literal at this point.

>>1761668
>af
its ok to just say youre black, anon

>Go to the Artemis thread
> ">she"

>[EN]: *japanese noises*

>>1760886
wait a fucking minute, this isnt pekora ogey,
who the fuck are you?

>someone makes a point
>“go back"
>close the thread so they can never have the last word

>>1761750
>open Artemis livestream
>spam "41" in the chat

>>1761845
>someone absolutely destroys you in a post
>"wow you guys are easy to bait, thanks for the (You)"
>close thread

>open JP stream
>not member
>not superchat
>not even subscribed
>"oie puedes desir mi nombre porfabor"

>Open illegal restream of Hololive events
>Share the link on social media
>Intentionally post the wrong title for any song being performed, to mislead saucefags
>Report stream for copyright infringement
>Refresh warosu to find the next illegal restream

>go to /tg/
>make a noel thread
>go to /biz/
>make a watame thread

>>1762043
>Restream Live Hololive events in multiple accounts
>Share it on social media
>Stream get taken down
>Share another link while adding another accounts
>Repeat until the event is over
>Upload the vods so people can download

>in a discussion with someone
>he is destroying you
>swap yo VPN
>listen her NIGG...

>>1761901
I hate this.

>>1761637
Not the same guy but how it works for me, at least, is that I have 100 gigs at 4g speed. After that’s done, I have unlimited, but it’s reduced to 3g.

>>1761407
They'll leave /jp/ one day.

>>1761901
>>1762352
Never once happened

>>1762369
thats just limited data, anon. I know its technically unlimited but when people talk about unlimited data plans they really mean unlimited high speed data volume.

>>1762381
>be me spic
>get called out in /vt/
>ne...never happened g...guys

>enter fubuki stream
>click on chat window
>"hi friend"
>press ENTER

>>1762439
>>get called out in /vt/
Dios mio... El horror.....

>>1762398
>unlimited high speed data volume
Surely no such thing exists?

>open /hlgg/
>post about nijis and indies

>watch a clip of a vtuber i've never seen live
>they got mad at a video game in the clip
>come to /vt/ and post about how shitty of a person they are

>>1758265
>>1758521
>>1758452
>>1758535
>>1758644
>>1761115
>>1761255
>>1761750
>>1761845
>>1761865
>>1761897
>>1762226
>>1762268
>>1762920
>>1762978
I do all of this, and I look like this

>get new car in EU
>license plate ends in CCP
>burn car

>open /vt/
>see a thread about Ollie or Mori
>"BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP"

>>1761897
I think ive done this once or twice after (unintentionally) writing something utterly retarded bs.

>open random thread
>Normal conversation, just the usual autisn
>"UOOO this is so hot"
>"Totally my fetish"
>"guys I'm masturbating right now"
>"my hands are around my dick in this inmediate moment"

>>1762381
happens a lot with indies but it's usually "please say bruh"

>open chat window
>jet engines sounds coming from my PC

Are you all me? Am I schizophrenic?

>>1761444
>check /fg/
>whoreposting
>check hlgg
>Reanposting

>>1766239 (You)
What do you think?

>click on chat window
>falseflag as nip
>"speak no spanish pls"
>watch SOPs get triggered

>Oshi got a champion on Apex with 200 damage
>Nip sending in cyan SC with stickers
>Send in my PHD thesis in 2 separate akasupas paid in USD

>>1766472
I did this to Ayame once minus the thesis part

>>1761901
I have one worse
>"oiee puedes hablar español?"
I have no fucking idea where these people come from. Me and every one I know hate these idiots. I'm a Spic.

>>1761537
Just because I have data doesn’t mean I don’t want pajit code to cause my cpu to catch fire because it’s so fucking poorly optimized

>>1766749
They usually came from twitch, in twitch you can see post like these every day, I really feel bad for the good spic fans because these loud kids make them look horrible

>click chat window
>wwwww
>enter

>open /vt/
>post annoying orange (vtuber)

>open hlgg
>say some ones oshi does drugs or aqua is a retard and post unrelated webms or ones that make aqua look cute
>close the thread after I get a few yous

>be EOP
>open chat
>hit IME conversion button
>type kusa
>hit down arrow
>草
>Enter

>>1766969
>Be EOP
>Open Annoying Orange's stream
>Type おやすみキアラ
>She actually reads it out loud
>”おやすみ、ごめん!”
>It's like 5 AM in Japan
>I made turkey think a JOP actually stayed up to watch her stream

>wake up
>open /vt/ new thread, post random narrative
>close 4chin and have a normal day
>last hour of the day, 18 (you)s, most of them "meds"
>take my meds
>do this everyday to never forget my meds
Thank you /vt/

>>1766915
nice cope

>>1767433
kek

>>1762807
It does outside of the US.

>>1758265
>click on chat window
> OOF
> MADDONE
> BADA BING, BADA BOOM
> IDOLS? EYY FUGGEDABOUTIT

>go on /vt/
>see "ogey"
>type "rrat"
>send post

>shit thread is almost dead
>comment
>bumped

>>1774898
Basado

>>1761413
based

>>1762807
Where I live they """throttle""" it but I can still see videos on 1080p

>>1761668
JALTER HATE

>>1758406
how very devilish~

>go on /hlgg/
>your oshi
>post 2 view non holo oshi

>>1761444
we stay super stinky on /biz/

>>1776251
DOMP EVERYTHING

>>1768866
Jesus Christ this Tony image is disturbing. But I'm glad to see Sopranos posting on here.

>>1758265
>open sub 100 viewer JP indie stream
>click on chat window
>Hello there! First time catching this stream live! I've always watched it archived because it's normally too early for me, but I made it this time just for you! Anyway, I'm learning Japanese using duolingo too so I can finally watch and communicate with you and other wonderful virtual youtubers! I'm so excited あいしてるですか! Haha, did I say that right? Anyhow I'll continue to support you in whichever way I can and I'll keep watching you APEX streams! Much love from the Philippines! Selamat Pagi!
>Press Enter

>forget about her in 3 days

>open /vt/
>See thread i don't like
>Purposely post false flags for (you)'s
>Close thread

>>1777377
>Much love from the Philippines! Selamat Pagi!
I can't tell if this is intentional or not

>open random thread
>see argument
>quote half of the replies at random
>"all me btw"

>>1758265
>click on chat window
>"are you getting enough sleep?"
>"don't forget to go to sleep"
>"you should get some rest"
>hit enter

>>1758525
That is basically 99% of every Japanese conversation

>>1767028
You are a true chad, unlike literally everyone else in this thread. You are, with utmost sincerity, more based than the JSL elitists like myself or the other EOPs. I kneel.

>Post something cringe and retarded
>I'm cringe and retarded IRL too

>>1758644

>>1780610
You are one of the following:
(A) A beginner learner who stands at the summit of Mount Stupid, whose inability to pick out anything but filler and 相槌 like >>1758525 mentioned has created a loop of confirmation bias that causes you to think such words truly account for a disproportionately large proportion of conversation.
or...
(B) A total know-nothing who is regurgitating garbage that was told to them by a member of group (A).

Either way, stop posting.

>>1780577
Don't forget the step of making sure it's about 3pm in Japan before sending it.

>>1780950
meds

>>1761300
>holos love overseas fans
>keep coping wapanese faggots
huh?

>open /vt/
>saw a bunch of racist posts
>reported them for racism outside of /b/
>jannies deletes it a few minutes later

>>1758593
>>1760275
Why are the greatest posters watamates?

>>1781188
Zhong

>>1781188
i kneel

>>1780950
cope. Nip language has disproportionate amount of filler words

>>1781188


You can't be chad and suck trannycock at the same time, anon.

>>1781179
by "wapanese" he means western fans that refuse to post English superchats because they are afraid of offending their oshi's honorable superior nippon sensibilities

>>1780950
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>open /vt/
>click random thread
>post watame
>close /vt/

>>1781378
oh ok

>>1761206
>open thread
>anon posts their based indie oshi that everyone knows in an on-topic context
>"nobody knows who that is, pal"
>press enter

>>1767433
actually based

>open youtube chat to live translate
>"she's explaining stuff idk"
>"think she said she likes the game, or maybe she doesn't"
>"she's laughing"

>open youtube
>"Entrega de aprender español スペイン語を勉強する"
>suscribe

>>1781815
based

>>1761750
based

>>1761115
why are kfp like this???

>someone disagrees with me
>"fuck off zhang"
>close thread

>arguing on /vt/
>bait someone into calling me a nigger
>report for racism
>jannies come clean them up

>>1781188
>>1782025
>saw a bunch of racist posts on /vt/
>only reported the posts that are racist towards my people
>janny actually deletes them

please post more pics of muscular men with b&w filters. im collecting them for uh.. "forum weapon purposes"

>>1782262
Fucking newfaggot

>"Omaru Polka ASMR Unarchived"

>>1781188
>>1782025
>>1782131
based

>>1761559
Based, dope, superlit

>open /vt/
>search for coco threads
>thread isn't being racist to chinks at the moment
>falseflag as zhangs
>close thread

>open stream
>"superchat reading"
>close stream

>>1758439
Do people really do this?

>"I have no idea what you're saying but you're cute"

>>1788862
Actually no, they don't. They say it in superchats instead.

>>1781188
I do this every time I see an anti china post. Some idiot got banned for it so he made threads on /vt/ AND /jp/ to whine about "Chinks taking over his board". Ever since that happened I kept looking out for racist posts so that I can witness a meltdown like that happeen again.

>>1766340
You're a paragon of virtue, anon.

>type ,,i wanna fugg akua!!"
>comment gets deleted

>>1789871
Chinese is a nationality, not a race

>give chuuba supacha asking her to marry me
>she answers no

>>1762807
Fiber in Australia, 120$/month, true unlimited. I've used 500g of data this month so far.

>>1758593

𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶 𝅶sneed
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶

>>1782409
>Using high-ohm open-backs your PC can't even drive to listen to a youtube audio stream
retard.

>hi i really enjoyed your amogus stream my mom just died after a long painful battle with bone cancer and my house caught on fire, killing the rest of my family so i just wanted to tell you that i enjoyed the stream
>5 pesos

>open any japanese stream
>hit superchat
>"hey streamer can you play this game next?"
>blue ARS donation

>>1766340
>>1761901
>>1762352
I was talking with an online spanish friend and he said that being online with latin americans on the internet depresses him because everyone (outside of the us) assumes spanish = spaniards so they mostly go to their own websites and almost never share websites with mexicans and other latins. Which would explain why /esp/ is separate from other spanish speaking generals on /int/. All of this came up because I was mentioning some guys spamming spanish messages on Korone's stream months ago.

>>1792493
Yes, I did spend 2000 dollars on a headset and sound blaster z sound card, how could you tell?

>>1761115
I too have schizophrenia

>>1758265
>click on chat
>backseating
>it’s garbage advice that is flat out wrong

I don’t even bother having guras chat open because of this.

>>1762316
This isn't /pol/ or /biz/ but very based.

>>1758575
>watching on budget phone
>quality drops to 144p

>>1798318
>streamer asks chat for help
>somehow manages to read the single post giving the wrong advice
>gets angry at chat for giving bad advice
It's got to be intentional. There's no way it's coincidence given how often it happens.

>>1780950
>Japanese conversation
>Study on newspapers and 2chan
What did he mean by this?

>>1790451
and /pol/ stays in /pol/.

>POG
>FANBASE GANG LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>1781401
I mean, this is unironically fair, but fronting with suicide doesn't really work when Japanese have the highest suicide rate. I'll still do reps though.

>>1801481
Of course it's in Serbia. We're all Chads here.

>>1758265
>tap ipad screen
>*laughing.emoji’

>>1760821
>get banned

>>1758575
This but only when I try to use emojis

>see any Holo streaming
>go to that Holo thread in /vt/
>post borderline hentai pic
>derrail the tread from the stream topic to coomer shiy
>close thread

>Pekora minecraft stream
>"where's Moona?"

>>1808801
>Moona minecraft stream
>"Hey Moona!"
>"Where is Pekora?"

>open jp/hlg/
>type a sentence using rrat as narrative
>go fap
>afterwards come back and see my (you)s

>>1762316
VPNs that work on 4chan? I haven't had much luck with free ones and I'm worried if I buy one it won't work and I wasted my money.

>>1768866
>open chat
> KIARA CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOR??!?!?

>>1781401
Is this a "you'll never be a woman" refitted for japanese?
...... I really don't know to reach to this.

>>1780950
lmao enjoy spending 10 years learning japanese just so your oshi can ignore you

>open Aqua's stream
>type "What is she saying?" every time she speaks

>/vt/ ask something that a jp streamer just said
>open reply and start to write
>remember that /vt/ are a bunch of EOP
>delete the reply and let them live with their ignorance

>open chat window
>type out kissy faces
>be ignored

>>1812930
Based and repspilled

>>1812318
You broke me

>open Rushia stream
>"BOING BOING PETTAN"
>hit enter

>click on chat window
>no membership
>no superchat
>"can you say my name pls"
>hit enter

>click on chat window
>"can you say [the word penis in foreign language] pls"
>hit enter

>>1815131
>my sides

>open Roboco stream
>"Wow holy shit you suck at Apex!"
>hit enter

>open chat
>"はあちゃま!?"
>enter

>>1812930
besudo. /vt/edditors don't deserve shit
do your reps

>>1811923
save it, use it the next time someone calls you a tranny

>open /jp/
>go to /hlg/
>someone posted pic related
>hit reply
>"I want to pee inside her"
Sometimes I still miss this anon

>Oshi is streaming
>It's an Apex stream
>Unsub, cancel membership, "i'm an anti now"

>why yes, my extremely cheap akasupa will stay visible for an hour, is there any problem with that?

>click on chat window
>it's for membership only
>report stream for chiId pornography

>>1827167
based Chang Wu Fei

>use VPN to change location to Argentina
>purchase memberships for 50 cents each

>>1816273
I’ll just wait for clip fags to spoon feed me thanks

>"i don't mind when my oshi is collabing with males"

>>1761444
>>1776251
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>>1827167
kek

>open reddit dragon’s chat
>run a bot that spams chat until it breaks
>run same bot on anybody who collabs with reddit dragon

>>1761660
What mod?

>>1781188
The CEO of anti racism... I kneel

>>1816273
/jp/ expats have shit bants

>open thread
>*hits head on desk*
>*vomits all over your carpet*
>*ungodly shrieking*
>*whimpers*
>"Please stop"
>"It hurts, please"
>*vomits again*
>*slaps her face, Jerma style*
>*audible bleeding*
>*slaps stomach with rubber glove*
>*anime girl pain noises*
>*BLEUUUURGH*

>see gura finally play terraria
>type YOYO STRING in all-caps
>enter

>mukkun didn't bring home any quesadilla

>>1851043
>>1853442
>>1855420
what the fuck is this shit, delete your own life at once

>>1780950
You will never be japanese

>Go to 4chan
>Enjoy things
>have pleasant conversations

>>1857357
you forgot your soijack

>donate $5
>type some Fesh Pince quote knowing literally no one in the chat nor the vtuber themselves will get it
>press enter

>>1857553
Frighteningly based

>see loli
>FBI open up
>hit enter

>>1781188
based anti-racist anon, I also do this.

This is the first good thread in the history of this board

>>1761320
She married to who?

>>1858553

>open stream
>it's male collab
>close stream

>click chat
>"[EN]: *japanese noises*"
>press Enter

>>1860362
>speak neither English nor Japanese
>[EN]: *wildly incorrect, mostly made up translation*
>press Enter

be sure to thank the live translators, they do it for free

>click on chat window
>"onions de mexico pls say my name!!"
>"aguacate!"
>"di chinga tu madre nimu"
>press Enter

>>1848798
https://openxcom.mod.io/the-x-com-files

>go to 4chan.org/bans
>look for ban reason "/vt/ 2 - No Real Life"
>find threads in the archive
>I now know what chuubas look like in real life

>>1860619
Out of control madman

>>1823435
>pay 50 ars
>literally 50 cents usd
>become member

>>1811581
You have to get lucky.
I had some paid bolehvpn IPs work before but most don't.

>Hack into google servers.
>gather sensitive company information
>blackmail high level google executives
>my only demand is 1 month of free membership to my oshi

>>1860929
Biggest dick in the thread

>>1781629
basasdo

>>1812126
I had already learned Japanese before vtubers even got big, I think Kizuna Ai was around then but that was about it. It only takes a couple of years if you're not a brainlet, but I realize that's why you're upset :'(
>just so your oshi can ignore you
lmao imagine being such a hopeless loser that you project your desire for affirmation from internet streamers onto others
I'm a 切り抜き-watching Chad that doesn't have time to watch hours-long videos, and I have no interest in trying to speak to them. Pekora is a good comedian whose clips make me laugh, and that's the extent of it.
>>1857155
>You will never be japanese
And thank God for that.

>>1865748
Holy crap this reeks of insecurity
Unironically go outside instead of typing this self projected blog post.

>>1865748
>being fluent in Japanese, enjoying Pekora
based
>calling yourself a Chad, making a stupid post >>1780950
cringe

>>1865955
>gets called out on projection
>n- no you!!
Your failure to grasp the meaning of that word is pretty apparent, but you're welcome to try to elaborate if you think that would help your case at all

>>1781401
>never be Japanese
>suicide
Uh, well, that’s the first step, I guess.

>>1866188
>based
pic related
>cringe for declaring Chadhood
"the virgin chat spammer vs the chad clipwatcher" is what I was going for, but fair enough.
>cringe for making a stupid post
If you'd like to refute my assessment of the poster behind >>1780610, feel free.
相槌 are undoubtedly common in spoken language, but the only people that go out of their way to make statements about Japanese like "filler words make up 99% of speech" only do so because they've never had a meaningful conversation in it, and so have no legitimate point of reference.

>>1866415
are you autistic? he was clearly making a joke but you reacted to it super seriously, and had the gall to call him stupid

>>1866554
Of course!

>>1758644
i can actually see this happening a some point, thats the worst part

>>1865748
If you’re not translating eroge what’s the point?

>>1858641
her male husband, duh

>>1866554
>and had the gall to call him stupid
>the gall
hahahaha
anon, do you realize where you are? The big S-word isn't off limits, believe it or not!

Either way, I didn't actually call him stupid, I was referring to a stage of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's directly related to my statement that he's probably a beginner learner.
>>1866652
I learned Japanese for myself, not to help EOPs.

>>1865748
>I'm a 切り抜き-watching Chad that doesn't have time to watch hours-long videos, and I have no interest in trying to speak to them.
This was typed by a someone with a big dick

>see another baity "muh superior niponese/ pure Jap waifus" thread
>post "you'll never be japanese" pasta
>exit thread

>>1761667
>Click stream
>Male voice
>Dude's actually pretty cool
>Has good energy
>Understands English
>Uses the TTS function to hear and respond to chat even when he's busy in a game.
>Subbed, liked, and recommended.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaz5APW88HvDygW9Gni-FoA

>>1866993
actual chad

>>1761901
>open JP stream
>not member
>not superchat
>not even subscribed
>"Pekora say poggers!"

I haven't watched any live streams but I've been watching a lot of short clips and highlights on youtube. Theyre veryfunny and I love all the EN characters.This seems like a good thread to post this in.

>>1866993
Extremely based

>open watamelon thread
>call them all silly
>leave without posting any watamelons

>>1868222

>>1758265
This guy must know he's a living meme on this site by now.

>>1857553
a pizza hut in the garage?

>>1866710
have sex

>>1761690
yah but imagine if that anon wasnt there. would it be paradise?

>>1866993
Based.

This thread start out great but the last 40 or so posts have been shit. Why?

>Orange woman bad

>>1865748
Alright I'm learning it for real this time

>>1877614
You’ve said this before anon.

>"hololive minecraft streams"

>suddenly get tilted by something that a young girl did in any place of the world
>feel the imperial neccesity to make a 500+word essay about it
>go to /vt/
>post it like if it was my blog
>respond to EVERY hate post

>>1767028
草

>>1877625
Not that anon, but I'm on second shift (aka the graveyard shift). So, I might, especially since I'm getting paid.

>>1866710
If the epitome of you learning japanese (Shopping N1 Diplomas) is to dunk on strangers then spending years learning it was probably not a good time. Literally have sex

>open Mori's chat
>type DAD! DAD IS HERE! HI DAD! SHERIFF DAD!
>press enter
>keep making dad jokes for the entire stream

>>1860619
>Global 3 - Loli/shota pornography

>>1780950
Thank you for reminding me to do my reps, based sex-having N1 anon

>>1758265
all me

>>1761300
They love your money, yes.

>>1876894
This, but unironically.

>go to /vt/
>/tia/ thread

>just opened stream
>no idea what game is being played or how it works
>give streamer advice in all caps

>>1869160
Dilate
>>1886945
>I didn't get a reply yet, so I'll try again but add the world "literally"!! >:'(
If the epitome of you having had sex (pretending that you've had sex online) is to dunk on strangers, then spending years simping for roasties was probably not a good time. Literally learn Japanese.

Oh, and dilate. :^)

>>1877614
>>1885836
Good luck, anons.
>>1889313
Sure thing friend

Stop replying to this massive sperg you're shitting up a kino thread

>>1866608
What do you mean, "At some point?"

>>1761115
All (You).

>>1781401
I... I kneel.

>>1892203
reply

>>1892722
>>1892747
>>1892873
>>1892983
This is (me).
(I'm) based.
>hyperchad.png

>>1857553

>get hacked yt account
>check if my name is still grey
>write ''saya dari indonesia, bisakah saya mencium anus anda?''
>take a screenshot without censoring the acc name and post it on /hlgg/ with the phrase ''why are SEAniggers like this?"

>>1758585
So this is how those guys from One Piece would look in live-action...

>make up some /b/ tier greentext.
>post it to /hlgg/
>10 (You)s calling me a faggot
the story was actually real

>Ina starts stream
>she says WAH
>post WAH in hlgg
>close Ina's stream

>>1758644
The sheer power wielded in this post

>never studied japanese in my life
>want to chat with the oshi
>open DeepL
>write my spacha and translate it to japanese
>send it to her
>she says that my japanese is really good

>>1758265
>click on chat window
>implies
>green texting
>meta commentary
>ISHYGDDT

>be a clipper & translator.
>slightly mistranslate, clip out of context, use misleading thumbnail & tittle; do all of that to make my rrat sounds more believable.

> open thread
> see massive sperging
> close thread

>>1789871
>open coco stream
>post coco nmsl
>leave dislike
>report stream
>close stream

>"i'm going to shit this pants real good"

>>1762807
In Ukraine it's 5$ for 150mb/s and 12$ for 1gb/s

>>1865748
>>1780950
>>1866710
>>1891793
Bro stop, you already overloaded my cringe intake for the week. Your insecurity reeks trough your posts. Learning a language doesn't make you special.

>>1758265
Ehh, my biggest win was starting some prayers in chat during Choco's ASMR stream. Fun shit.

>>1920491
Context?

>>1780950
ok schizo

>>1781401

>>1927892

>Open Manten Hanamaru stream
>Say good morning AND ohayou
>Get a good morning ohayou back

>>1758265
>open emoji menu
>spam heart emojis
i literally support my oshi

>see opinion i disagree with
>call him a SEAnigger
>he calls me a faggot who can't take criticism who just calls people that I disagree with 'SEAniggers'
>he's right, but i call him a SEAnigger anyway just to make him mad
i can't stop winning.

>watch iofi's positive affirmation ASMR
>"Thank you for being born, anon"
>mfw

>>1913090
Kraut here, I have unlimited mobile for yt and twitch (~20€) and unlimited landline has been a standard in Germany for ages (35€ for 150Mbit)
I downloaded the entire sanic hegehod torrent in 2 days (3+TB)

>>1893270
>make a bunch of very probable guesses a few hours earlier
>successfully nail one of them
>quote my own post saying "WOW THIS ANON WAS RIGHT"
>get 1 billion (You)s

>someone replies to my post
>it's more than 2 lines
>reply "seethe"
>win argument

>open youtube video comments
>disclose the vtuber's identity
>close the page
>comment notifications off

this thread is unironically gold

>Ayame reading superchat
>open chat window
>type DOCCHI DOCCHI in full caps
>hit enter
>repeat ad nauseam

>>1777993
Salamat Pagi!

>Forget to take meds
>Post several schizoid and autism fueled rants into the rrat thread
>Get alot of replies agreeing how they might be true
>Never take meds again so i can get more (you)s in Transylvanian nationalist forum

>a chuuba is shit at video games
>*backseats*

>>1946270
>streamer never sees or reads your advice, or gets it from someone else
this shit always pisses me off

>>1941705
kys

>Write something humourous that gives chuuba a laughing fit