/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Iron ball run event doko...

>>17572908
>coming soon

Godly luck

>>17573622
finana....

I think kfp is plotting something...

>>17574298
If you think KFP is the boogeyman here you're about 5 steps behind and not ready to know.

>>17574298
There are 120 thousand minecarts under the KFP Containment Zone

DeepLog64 if youre there just type /register password password and then /login password its all you have to do come back please

>>17579054
wamy

>>17579136
I have bigger problems...
Any Java niggas now how do I fix this shit???
It keeps booting me off all servers, I thought it was Yubicraft but I can't actually access anything now, the fuck?!?!?!?!?!

>>17579327
Thats your internet I think, I had that a couple of times before I could enter too.

>>17579327
vanilla or pirated? maybe try reinstalling java 17

>>17579327
Try disabling mods or re-download you minecraft instance

>>17579327
Also since I helped you your oshi is now okayu.

>>17579327
uhh try resetting your pc, bro

>>17579467
Understood, Mogu Mogu it is.

>>17579054

>>17579650
You doing good fella? also if you manage to enter the server whoevers your actual oshi. You can chat with us using the dynmap link in the first post

>>17579327
Deeplog chama... we miss you...

>>17580511
>>17580547
PC just rebooted, gonna try to see if it works this time around.

>>17580121
It doesn't show the snowflake on the roof but at least it's not empty inside

I... I cant believe anymore....

>>17581579
kek

>>17581342
If you have multiple java versions installed, make sure the yubi instance is set to use at least java 17. Don't use auto

>try to enter Yubicraft
I think I reached /vt/ schizo hell somehow...

>>17581763
Oh kek, what's your ping to yubi? Hover over the bars in the server list

>>17581730
Going to try that instead

>>17581809
Is this ping good enough?

>>17582053
Yeah, same as mine. Your problem is probably something launcher/java related. Have you serached for solutions online or tried the Java 17 thing?

>>17582053
250 and above is pretty bad. Even 230 is pushing it

WTF?!, schizo hell is full of lean and grill

>>17582219
Go into your settings and try turning your render distance way down

>>17582272
Done.

>>17582319
flush your dns
command prompt -> ipconfig /flushdns

What the heck?, I might as well have NEGATIVE ping.

>>17582426
That's not the ping. Hover over the bars to show the numbers

Try changing your dns to cloudflare. 1.1.1.1

>>17581494
woah nice work

>>17579054
are those white bricks in the game now, or is that a mod?

>>17572404
comfiest place on the serber
wish my comp could handle yubi with shaders...

>>17585836
Quartz bricks have been in the game for a long time now anonchama

>>17586484
How poltato is your machine?
You could always try Builder's QOL
They are very light weighted on resources, and while not as fancy as the ones in OP's screenshot, they still look really nice.

>Only done farms, "infrastructure" and my shitshack
>Start a "small" build
>For some reason I have to outdo the things I've previously placed
>Time until I finish the thing is going to keep increasing until infinity

>I found the crash twisanity greentext
FUCK, that was cringe as sin.

The users are coming.

>>17589211
what if slimes are yubicraft players that didn't make it?

is there any other place I can get ideas/builds besides planet minecraft?

>>17591229
/r/minecraftbuilds unironically. inb4 >

Less than 2 weeks left for Speed King 2!
With over 15 racers, you can still sign up! If you don't plan on participating, be sure to drop by to cheer your tagmates, these races are quite the show!

>https://files.catbox.moe/g5gb2b.mp4
>https://files.catbox.moe/g5gb2b.mp4
>https://files.catbox.moe/g5gb2b.mp4

>>17592192
>tagmates
y-yeah..

>>17592237
Arsfriend...

>>17592192
The hooman range is now available for reps. The rest of the track and the rulebook will soon be available.

>Doing research for a /ybc/ timeline
>Reading up the very first thread
>Doomposter

I just wanna say, in the offchance that doomposter anon is around or casually stumbles upon this thread, thank you for the based jinx.
We are closing in on one year of Yubicraft. Pippa cambe back twice. Events are ha`ppening every month. Lore keeps expanding. We participate and win divegrass. We remain in /vt/
Thankyou, Doomposter chad. You took the fall for us.

>Doing research for a /ybc/ timeline
>Reading up the very first thread
>Doomposter

I just wanna say, in the offchance that doomposter anon is around or casually stumbles upon this thread, thank you for the based jinx.
We are closing in on one year of Yubicraft. Pippa cambe back twice. Events are happening every month. Lore keeps expanding. We participate and win divegrass. We remain in /vt/
Thank you, Doomposter chad. You took the fall for us.

>>17592941
>>17593008
spiggin

>>17593008
based grudgepost

>>17593008
Based

>>17593008
This guy deserves his own monument along the 5-3 chad

>>17593335
Where is the 5-3 monument?

>>17586484
iris sodium with complementary shaders could work.

To the guy that built the nimu house and statue, i logged in and i found it destroyed. Im guessing it had some tnt that blew up for some reason

>>17594454

>>17594454
>for some reason

>>17594558
the end of an era...

>>17594576
it was already like that when i logged in

>>17594558
Never seen that one, where it is?

>>17594558
>iron tools
>shield

I am sharing a server with this...

>>17594724
JESAS I JUST NOTICED

>>17594576
Pax Hoomana strikes again

>>17594673
wactor & co
>>17594724
im too lazy

>>17594576
I k-kneel

>>17592192
Do your reps

>>17595236
I WILL NOT DO MY REPS
I am just gonna shithouse my way into Peko Speedway again

>>17594558
c mamo

>>17594558
Chinga tu madre Nimu

>>17594558
SPICS ETERNALLY BTFO

>>17572404
Can I play this server in a pirate client?

>>17598493
Yes, serb is ahoy friendly. Read the pastebin

>>17598493
If you have trouble pls ask.

>>17598493
Don't use your personal account name if playing with ahoy Launchers.

>>17598493
Remember you can only join using you personal account name when playing with ahoy launchers

>>17598493
give me your credit card info I'll buy you the game

>>17596168
What's the point of making it to Peko Speedway if you're not gonna take 1st place

>>17602893
The real Speed King is the friends you kill on LunaKart make along the way.

>>17604662
> killing on lunakart
cringe!

>>17604662
Spoken like a true KFP

>>17612026
I don't feel so good bros...

Gveezy here
Finished both ends of the Calliope Highway passing through town. Here's the enterence close to spawn.

>>17614627
Here's the other end of the highway. There's also a road leading to KFP but that's always been there.

>moved house
>new ip
Heh, nothing can stop me now.

>>17615782
Dragoon claws typed this

>>17612026
Most wishes at the Migo shrines come true (Pippa being a perfect example there) so we may have a graduation free year. (You)r oshi will graduate on January 1th 2023

Bump

>>17619196
The amount of effort that went into getting another stream -as opposed to yet another minecraft stream on her company's paypig server- was ludicrous.

>>17622403
Indeed, is really hilarious when you think that they even had a manager coming and touring all the places we wanted Pippa to visit.
Really goes to prove she actually likes the server, and also how much yubicraft loves her back considering how well everyone behaved during the stream and how much effort everyone put on preparing stuff for her too.

>>17623045
>how much effort everyone put on preparing stuff
I really enjoyed spawncamping her along a dozen others just so she wouldn't be able to see the amazing things every yubicrafter was working on.

>>17623437
The cumjar and the black cube were the mvps to me. All my respects to the people that worked on them.

>>17622403
This was just the beginning, next we get her addicted to the server off camera, then the rest of PhaseEN

Bump

>>17593008
didn't the server almost fucking die literally a month after this post

>>17591229
Youtube is great too

>>17633756
It was on life support during the summer, but even then 5-10 average players is better than most servers

Bottle of Lamy water

>>17638372
i drank it all, sorry nerds

>>17638372
Lamy's drinkable armpit sweat

Step by step...

>>17645648
I see a fat cat in the distance

Piss and shit are the fundamentals Hololive Indonesia was built on, and I'll not allow ANYONE to make fun of them
I love eating shit
I love drinking piss
I love cum
And above all I love hololive Indonesia and hololive English

>>17646171
/ringo/anon.....

>>17646171
This is what too many EN vtubers do to a motherfucker.

Bump

>>17612723
>Berries
Doxxed

>>17594558
QRD?

Can someone post the hololive pixel art image again? I lost it....

>>17627731
They could make alts and play secretly, that way they won't have people following them all the time, and will be able to call villagers and enderman by their true names without fear of screeonshots leaking

>>17655324
>Rothschilds bow to Nimu.
>In contact with aliens.
>Possess psychic-like abilities.
>Control Argentina with an iron but fair fist.
>Own castles & banks globally.
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Nimugrad will be be the first city).
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
>Can save entire continents with a single phone call.
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Nimu babies.
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

>>17655779
the "femanons on yubi" rrat just becomes truer and truer...

>>17655892
(You) have called your oshi a faggot at least once.

>>17655892
There's a teamate femanon. I'm sure of it

>>17656306
ok*sion...

>>17655324
I hate argentina!

>>17657750
naaa...

>>17636808
iirc both the dupe apocalypse and the jewish teleport incident happened roughly around a month from that guy's post

Tagswitcher HATE

>>17657750
Cuantas copas tenés, papá?

I am claiming the savannah south of Faunalonia (and the desert below it) for Koyori

>>17662786

>>17665093
Terraforming doko

>>17665528
>the koyori desert
sounds nice for a name

>>17668191
building into the terrain is for suckets

bu

bump

>>17671958
The ship of Mumeus

bananak

Authorities of yubicraft, moons ago, by dint of observing the ramblings of two of the server's authorities conversing in game with one of my kindred, a mere peasant, it was stated that a certain takodachi has left us. With the actuality of aforesaid utterance I'd like to let be known that the sands of the region thus known as Inafghanistan soon will be no more.

>>17671958
when was this made??

>>17668191
They flattened amplified terrain. That's terraforming in a sense.

>>17678503
By the present message, Pekoland declares Absolute War with extreme predjuice against any Individual and its belongings/constructions, who conducts natural resource scouring in the desert of Inafganistan, alongside its surrounding area.

In other words, niggers get stitches, peko

>>17678507

>>17589211

>>17671958
>>17675071
could you still call it the Ship of Mumeus if she came back from her voyage with all her parts replaced due to repairs?

>>17679311
My good sir it is of upmost importance that you know that the revival of the Peko Crater is not something that anyone would wish to see, however it is not something that those who need sand would be against. You wouldn't want too see that precious desert make your city into a mere legend, now would you?

>>17591229
Google image

>>17681225
1) Pekoland itself created the Peko Crater. Neither you, nor your fellow niggers had any influence over it.

2) Even so, legends will always be remembered. Niggers like you are dime a dozen, the day after your dissappearance nobody will remember you existed.

Cease at once

first the nimu house obliterated (thanks for recovering it), now my furnaces are like this.
My town is haunted...

>>17682622
Yeah the haaton detective force noticed it when researching the crime scene, bugged doors, bugged beds, snow floating in the air. You need to get a priest to exorcise that place as soon as possible.

>>17684037

>>17682622
la patagonia is fucked

>>17684037
Someone else should go check this, it kinda sounds like the average Haaton schizophrenia visual hallucinations

>>17688963
Those illusions become real when you have more than 3 haatons in a 10 block radius

>>17689070
>Those illusions become real
For the haatons
The rest just looks at them, sometimes as they stare blankly at an empty screen where "Haachama is streaming"

>>17689493
Nope, I'm not falling for that one again. Haachama is fucking real.

>>17680974
How many blocks?

>>17668191
There used to be a small amplified mountain there. Can't exactly work a build that needs a lot of space into it. The other guy claimed land from the sea

Anons... I don't think I'm gonna make it. All my builds look like crap, I suck at pvp, can't even follow pixel patterns for mapart without fucking up..
My only out is Speed King reps, but I can't even do that without dying to the skeletons...
I bring shame to my tag

>>17697988
At least your playing

>>17697988
It's okay to be a Dragoon, anon. You'll be fine

>>17697988
Youll get better at building, besides the main appeal is just talking to everyone I think,

>>17697988
it could be worse
you could just be a lurker who doesnt play on the server at all
why do i keep adding this to my thread watch

>>17697988
t. clock

>>17698538
Are there any clocks left? The ones are recognize seem to switch to niji.

>>17699563
Some of the active clocks barely play or stopped playing months ago. The 2-3 who are still active switched. There's only 1 active clock atm. A big chunk of their population went out and bought cigarettes

>>17697988
You can improve at building and at making mapart with more practice. Maybe at PVP too at least to a degree.
Don't be too harsh on yourself anon, the server is for having fun with other anons, and nothing else.

>>17682622
Wait is there a Nimu faction?

>>17638372
>inb4 I fill it with Lamy's ringo juice

>>17701036
in WACTOR siberia, don't go there though, the haunting isn't a joke

>>17701211
w-what do you mean

>>17701036
not really, a guy wanted to build a nimu house and i offered my base>>17701211
its pretty cursed though

>>17701228
they say if you close your eyes the walls speak portuguese

>>17701303
w-why would they speak portuguese if Nimu is argentinian haha...
que miedo[/spoiler[

>>17701036
all me

>>17697988
There's at least 3 towns mostly populated by people who can't build. If you live in one of those you can add to that town no problem without worrying about fucking shit up lol

>>17702248
what setting turns enchantment glow off

>>17705503
May be a resource pack

Old Head Village has been established, if you want to build for any OG vtuber please come and do so, cords: (-6200, -2820). Planning on builds for Kizuna, Annoying Orange, Virtual Gorilla, Peanuts-kun, and others

>>17695813
it's 3x4 maps big. around 119,000 blocks according to the pixelart generator.

>>17705503
>>17706363
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/texture-packs/no-enchant-glint/files
Probably this one

>>17646171
Anon?!

>>17701354
nimu's house isn't the only haunted place in wactor siberia.

just made this with pokecraft, will be good for everyones mushroom stem needs

>>17719648
Home...

what's the yubicraft fan name? the yubis?

>>17698214
I do the same and I don't know why, I doubt anyone even remembers me anymore

>>17722933
Depends. Block autists is kinda generic, but it is what other threads call us. In divegrass we are the dwarves. I don't know about what we call ourselves

>>17698214
>>17723182
Come play you fagets, SK2 is coming soon.

>>17723308
What time is SK2?

>>17723308
I'm too scared to see what has been done to my place in my absence.
I also just don't have time to play until February 10th at least

>>17723182
I bet I remember you. I have a good memory

>>17723776

>>17723182
If you played more than once or were a koronesuki I'll remember you

Yesterday I hopped in for a few and I was in Towa's Shroom Island and turned off some farming machines someone left running.

>>17725099
Something to do with underground things.
I'll try to log in a week or so if things go right, I wonder if my account still works.
>>17728150
I was a regular player until summer at least.

Wamy love... also props to whoever made yukimin citadel, it takes lot of autism to build a empty tower as a show.

>>17680974
>forced me to build a railroad to Bae's HQ
With sex?

This is what taking meds does to you
Never take your meds

The Holy....

>>17729748
Bro you're only supposed to drink one lean at a time

>>17716059
>her house and statue get destroyed
>1 day later this happens
>>17715088
it was a bad omen after all

>>17729868
>>17729748
Oh, you had that weird shit that happened to me before. Shit makes the game x10 creepier specially when in the nether.

>>17717427
what are the cords?