/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura

THIS ONE!!!!

This.one.

>be happy chumbud
>excited to watch gura's stream
>oh shit
>gura never gets her 3d debut
>decide to go for a drive
>go out to car
>diaper in car
>put diaper in glovebox
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>add pope's diaper to glovebox
>drive straight 2 miles
>turn radio on
>turn right
>drive straight 3/4 of a mile
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>change radio station
>pacifier hanging from rearview mirror
>pacifier in mouth
>take right turn
>drive straight 5 miles
>stop at stoplight
>release my bladder in my pants (not wearing diaper)
>warmth runs down leg
>start moving again
>take diaper out of glovebox
>think I'm going to sneeze in diaper, but don't
>put diaper back in glovebox
>forget to use turn signal while switching lanes
>take diaper out of glovebox
>put diaper back in glovebox
>make it back home
>hang pacifier on rear view mirror

This one

whatever, I'm gonna use both threads and let jannies decide

I LOVE GURA

>>17581974
>Let jannies decide
They will pick the troll thread because they need more deflection threads

>>17581974
This happened the other day with IRyS and literally everyone used the non bait thread and the deadbeat meido deleted the one everyone was using because they want everyone to shit on any split but the Mori one.

All janitors are niggers

>>17582066
Despicable

there are no barracudas in here, right?

gura cute

It's nice to see Gura in a better mood. No stream tomorrow, so I'll work on her Valentine's Gift.

>>17582020
>>17582066
I know. also I suggest to leave this board until Gura back because Mori drank stupid bitch juice again

GOOP GOOP CUTE!

>>17582112
based

Maybe I need to take a break from Gura. Lately, I just seem to be disinterested in her, and vtubing in general.

>>17582249
Do it and dont come back

>>17582249
If thats how you feel than its probably for the best.
Give it a week and if you dont want to come back than it is what it is.

>>17582249
Take a break, it's for the best. I did that a year ago and forgot about vtubing for several months, my love for gura grew even stronger.

I LOVE GURA THE MOST AND YOU LITERALLY CANNOT PROVE ME WRONG!!!

Some really weird bait tonight, guess they don’t have anything to work with after another great Gura day

>>17582431
I made this post

i am the last of the chumbuds

>>17582439
Pretty sure people have been raiding with extra low quality bait since the 3D was confirmed.

>>17582499
I'm sure the Mori OP is part of that. Sad that this one will probably get nuked instead of the bait one.

>>17582460
based

I'm in love with Goop goop!

Look how cute my wife is with her wife!!!
Also I made this post >>17582431

>>17582536
A bone bros OP is not bait. I'm sorry that you view it this way.

Goop goop cute goop goop cute!

>>17582616
In this board bonebros have disbanded, read threads.

>>17582616
anon I hate to break it to you but a large share of /ggg/ is unironically teamate sisters, enough that having mori in the OP makes it "bait"

>>17582616
It wouldn't usually be but ever since the lean queen screwed up it looks like bait.

>>17582616
Ok if it's not than why does every thread with her in the op instantly go to shit and stays that way forever?

How much do you pay for Gura's special pizza?
Its wet but not with her bath water this time.

>>17582691
The last few /ggg/s have been pretty shit without Mori in the OP anyway.

>holofes march 13th 2022
>3d debut january 2023
literally two months earlier you faggots why even have this debate, "yeah but it's a later year" suck my nuts illiterates

>>17582616
It is. It's gura's thread not mori's anyone who replies to your gay ass after me is a faggot.

>>17581946
You dumb fucking baby! You pissed yourself without a diaper on. That is fucking disgusting it's only cute when Gura does it, but I guess diapers are also only cute when Gura wears them.

Can't wait for more Bully desu baka senpai.

>>17581845
Dropping #holomyth and #hololive. Ding ding ding ding! Dingus based

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17582676
That's true, but it still doesn't make it bait outside of their drama-addicted brains.

i don't really relate to her interest in motion capture but it's clear that she's excited about it, and i'm glad i could contribute in some small way to her getting a chance to play with it.

>>17582765
Imagine Gura's special cunny pizza ......

>>17582921

I'm in love with Gura!

gura in hologra soon chumbuds!!

>>17581845
>>17581877
Sex with the loli shark

>>17582953
I hope they decide to do a Hologra EN/ID as well.
That could be a lot of fun and a bit more simple than having double subs on everything
>>17582963
based

my strong wife

Gurass

>>17582963
Same desu

>>17583031
Gura is going to shake her tail in a skin-tight mocap suit. TuT

>>17583031
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>17582991
i actually really like the double subs approach like they used with the umisea animations. i'd thought it was a good idea for hologra before those were released, but when i saw it in the umisea animations it was even more natural than i expected.

>>17583003
The heck is that on top of her head? Is she using a plactic bag to cover her head?

>>17582953
I lover Gura but whoever they have directing them is awful. Do japs like when people talk like robots?

>>17583066
It's Ame.

>>17583075
they like everything to be like robots

>>17583066
Ameboobs.

this is the sharkpit zone

>>17583066

chumbies I reached my daily intake of calcium

Am I the only one who wants a members Amoung us so bad?

>>17583075
Most of hololive arent very good VAs. Marine, FBK, and some others stand out as good

>>17583059
I think it would be cool to have 2 Hologras and have crossovers from time to time.
The EN office can be in a different setting and others could come to visit and stuff.

>>17583171
Yes.

>>17583162
Congratulations.

>>17583162
What about your everything else?
You can't just hit one and call it a day, Gura.

>>17583171
if i never saw another among us stream ever again it would be too soon

>>17583171
No. I've said it before, but I'd love to see an Among Us or similar game training arc. Gura is fucking terrible at them and I want to see her get better.

>>17583087
>>17583113
>>17583130
Cute

>>17582897
improved version of image

>>17583125
Fuck that lucky ass cat getting to cuddle up next to Gura. I'm jealous as fuck.

>>17583162
Is that a good thing?

>>17583171
It was honestly pretty great

Can i post guralewd here?

>>17583216
baffling post

>17583216
Now that is bait.

>>17583262
No. Yes.

>>17583262
It is encouraged that you do

>>17583262
please do

>>17583174
fbk used to be in eroge

>>17583262
GuraMM GuraMM GuraMM

>>17583288
Hes upset we arent using the bait thread.

>>17583262
Absolutely not

>>17583296
>>17583297
>>17583302
>>17583328

i hope gura's 3D tail is rigged well

>>17583378
It better be or riot.

>>17583356
Thank you.

>>17583356

>>17583356
abayUOH

>>17583171
And fall guys too. I just want to play something that I can bully Gura myself. Imagine making she squeezing by your own hand.

>>17583356
Here is some.
https://twitter.com/2ta_peanuts/status/1487278903123083265

>>17583356
Why are cunny so puffy?

>>17583356
Abayo

oh, she's been putting off RFA so she can do it with her 3D model instead.

>>17583356
amazing

It has been rrated, theorized, memes, joked, fetishized, and shit posted about so I think we need chumbuds to give a real answer to this.
Let's say you're in a relationship with Gura, and you are going to ask her what she wants for dinner, you walk in her room, and you see it, it is true: there Gura is sitting at a table having a tea party with her plushies, and she is wearing only a t-shirt, and a diaper.
What are your thoughts, what do you say to her, and what do you do?

>>17583356

>>17583472
pound her cunny until she cant walk

>>17583432
It makes them more comfortable for your pp and easier to eat with your mouth.
>>17583472
Pet my autistic shark wifes head and ask her if she wants to color.

>>17583356
I told you no. Itadakimasu!

>>17583472
I beat (you) until your right again. Doodletones.

>>17583269
fixed

>>17583472
Ask her if I may take a seat

>>17583472
Ask her what she wants for dinner then make it for her.

>>17583472
I pull them down and partake of shark pissy cunny without a word.

>>17583329
no, i just really don't like ame

>>17583531
Absolutely incomprehensible

>>17583531
I'd keep replying with Gurame but I feel bad for you wasting your time like this.

Did she talk about 3d?

>>17583531
AMSM HOT

>>17583617
No.

>>17583531
Gura is haunted by a ghost and is about to pee her lack of pants in this picture

Amesame is ded

>>17583628
giwtwm

>>17583472
Just continue to ask what she wants for dinner.
Why would anyone do anything else?

I hope Gura does another JP learning stream like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
The JP fans love it too and I think pretty much everyone would like to see it again.

>>17583451
You're probably right. That will be amazing

>>17583581
fixed

>>17583779
Agreed, but if choosing between that and a Korean one I want the Korean one.

>>17583937
me on the right

>>17583779
there's something surreal about japanese celebrities admitting they watch her learn japanese

>>17583937
Nigger what?

>>17583973
if only our celebrities were that cool...

>>17583937
lmao quality edit

>>17583973
Not really. It's her most famous stream in JP so if they've seen one thing of her it's going to be clips of it.

>>17583937
but why

>>17583472
Say: "looks like it tea, and cake for dinner", and join her, and her plushies for the tea party.

goop goop will play 2hus one day

>>17584307
She will either be amazing at it or give up in 15 mins.

>>17583628
fixed

>Gura didn't mention Lamy when talking about ASMR
What's her deal?

>>17584501
Gura doesnt really watch much ASMR so its not that surprising.

>>17584501
she likes green lamy more

Threads have been a bit better than usual lately...
Should I be relieved or wary?

>>17584666
At least pretend to watch streams.

>>17584700
anon.... at least pretend to know how to read.

Is this Uto thread?

>The Only Myth member Gura seems close to anymore is Mori
>Out of all of them it ended up being Mori
Why did it have to end up this way?

>>17581845
This one, fuck the other thread

>>17581877
im so fucking horny i need to rape this dumb shark right the fuck now

>>17584676
Enjoy it while bit lasts. Gura will cancel one stream in the coming weeks, and people will be raging.

>>17584739
No bait please we are trying to have a nice thread.
Thank you kindly. Have a wonderful night.

>>17584759
As long as she gives more than like 30 second notice I dont think anyone will care.

>>17584739
She literally mentioned she talks to Ame outside streams today, retard.

>>17584846
You are underestimating the shitposters, they can complain everything as long as they done with the drama outside.

Hewwo????

>>17584960
In the jar you go.

>>17584988
NYOOOOOO!!!!

>>17584949
You're overestimating them. You consider them people.

>>17583451
That would kind of make sense but the obvious reason is she hates exercising.

>>17584960
OUT

>>17584846
you don't remember Christmas?

>>17585010
She does, and I adore the thought that streaming motivates her to do it.

>>17585010
please do not post logic here I dont like it..... =*(

>>17585048
Literally nobody cared other than obvious bait posters and everyone was happy for her even if they were sad they couldnt see her on Christmas.

i miss Gura...

>>17583356
Gura LOVE

>>17585105
ok damn

I forgot I saved this and Its really cute.

>>17584846
A lot of her canceled streams are because she has a problem getting things to work so I don't think she can help it.

>>17584960
Hewwo, Gura.

Gurass

>>17585205
I agree but that's why you don't wake up 5 mins before the stream starts.
Also she would really benefit from just having a backup game instead of stressing herself out over something not working.

>>17583472
Hug her, and tell her it's okay she does not need to hide it, and can do her little thing all she wants, and she should not be ashamed of it.

>>17585310
Gura doesn't want to play a backup game. She wants to play the game that won't work, and her mood is ruined, and she won't have fun and it will be a bad stream.

>>17585343
Why would she be ashamed its what she does every day anyways

>>17585373
Autisim plz anderstando

>>17585373
I love my autistic shark wife.... but she needs to be less hard on herself.

>>17584127
fixed

>>17585310
Yeah, but that would mean she would have to cancel the stream she has set up on YouTube start a new one, and stream while in a sour mood. If sharkie tries her best to get things working, but nothing works, and she gets frustrated I'm fine with her saying fuck it, and just taking a hot bath to calm herself.

>>17585418
>deleted
but why.... I think these are funny as fuck.

>>17585374
Because I walked in, and saw it. She might be embarrassed, and just to make sure she knows I'm okay with it.

>>17585291
oh ffuck ohhh ffffuuuccck I'm gonnnnaa CCUUUMMMMMmMM

>>17584127
fixed

>>17585544
You must be at least 18 years old to post here

>>17585601
I admire your dedication

Imagine posting in the other thread because you saw a post on global about ggg.
Pretty sad honestly.

>>17585601
Why are you posting pictures of me irl?

>>17585601
I don't know why, but this one just feels so fucked up. Lamo.

>>17585621
OK boomer

Going to bed. Night chumbies. Remember to brush your teefers and hug your shork

>>17585666
Well, it is the most accurate one

>>17585757
oyasame

>>17585766
I kind of want a Michel Jackson one now.

>>17585842
>Michel Jackson

Where's the fanart of Gura in the zero suit samus outfit. I need to uoh over Gura in her mocap suit.

>>17585873

>>17585895
thank you t u t

>>17585895

>>17585873
i wish a richbud would commission some real mocap art

>>17585873

>>17585895
.

>>17585979
yeah, me

>>17585979
Me in the middle

>>17585979
all me

>>17585874
You know as well as I Gura would HE HE with him.

>>17586045
I don't know who Michel Jackson is but it sounds like you're thinking of Michael Jackson

im only watching other holos amsr until valentines

>>17586077
Oh, nyo. I missed the A. I'm ashamed to call myself a shrimp of all the keys I could miss it was the A key.

>>17586186
>AMSR
Huh?

>>17586186
what's "ASMR" anon?

>>17586254
He didn't say ASMR

>>17586216
>>17586254
>>17586287
fuck you its 3am

>>17586254
typoing a typo into the right word

>>17586287
oh, then what the hell is "AMSR"?

>>17586186
Why are you doing this? Are you going to watch Gura's streams? You should watch some non-Holo ASMR too.

Okay, chumbuds I need to know how this image makes you feel.

>>17586325
Kek.

>>17586450
Amused, I suppose. It's cute.

>>17586450
quack

>>17586359
1. to make valentines particularly special
2. yeah i just said asmr streams
3. dpd pig disgusting

>>17586450
big if true

>>17586450
Me in the pool, btw I'm a cleaner shrimp.

Heads up chumbos
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1488801342785134597?s=20&t=ciSosbi6mZIXbc9TesdDAA
Doubt Kronii's fixing this shit in one day, so most likely Gura won't stream that day, and we'll end up with more shitposters over it.

>>17586849
blue...

>>17586849
She has no collabs with Kronii scheduled this week, anon.

>>17586849
>22138 errors
how in the fuck

>>17586849
tag yourself i'm 0xBEEF

>>17586925
tumblrbud...

>gets sidetracked when story mentions possible little girl character
why is goopsies like this?

kino side quest though

>>17586971
not gonna name any names but santorum rick

>>17586849
uhhhh >>17581877

>>17587018
Chat was all for it too.

Gura is going to love Doom.

>>17587193
Yea probably. Should be a lot of fun if she plays it.

>>17587018
I still don't know why earlier people here were freaking out over the quest saying it was going to take a long time. It was not that bad

>>17587193
Speaking of older games I want her to play Diablo 1 around Halloween this year. Would make for comfy streams

>>17587193
say what if to help ease up the perm troubles, doom month? 2-3 doom stream a week?
do you think she can do it? is that a good strategy for mane-chan?
>>17587319
nah dude, i think it's just your perception...

>>17587388
Gura doesnt like playing games more than once anon let alone more than once a week lol

I know Gura have referenced 4Chan a few times but makes me wonder 2 things.

One, if she ever has been on /vt/ at least once.
And two, if she found these threads funny to read and not weird.

>>17587483
>I know Gura have referenced 4Chan a few times
Meds.

>>17587483
Gura probably has been here and is smart enough to know that its not a good place to be,
Look at the resident EN member and tell me that this place is good for anyones health.
>>17587517
You too.

/here/ - not /here/ timeloops are stupid and gay.

>>17587599
Shes not /here/ but she has been /here/
Its silly to think she hasnt been but also silly to think she is retarded enough to actually put up with this shithole.
My shark wife is very smart and would never put herself through that.

>>17587517
Watch streams.

>>17587539
Yeah I was thinking something similar since this isn't the best place for ego searching or just wanting to see what people thinks of you.

>no Gura tomorrow

>>17587666
Boy if you knew.

>>17587686
Take meds.

>>17587687
Today*
>>17587686
Retard, goop goop poster is gura asking if she should stream.

i'm right here guys

>>17587666
anyone long enough experienced this place know better not to dwell in /here/ too much, like Gura, Mouse, Nyanners etc
unlike fucking Mori

>>17587833
Here you go, teo pills ever 12h.

>>17587900
As much as I dont like Nyanners the fact that she has endured more harassment from /here/ than quite possibly anyone on the internet ever has is legit impressive.

>>17587974
Go back.

>>17587599
>>17587666
I know she isn't /here/ obviously, it just that I remember how much she referenced 4chan in previous streams so it made me wonder if out of curiosity she ever went here at least once.
But of course she might never have and probably that's for the better.

>>17588009
Go back to hating Nyanners?
Sadly there is no pink cat thread for me to do that in right now.

>>17588089
Alright, fair.

She probably checks what /ggg/ is doing once in a blue moon.
I hope this is the case, this place fucks with your head and I don't want a precious girl like her to read the shit we I post about her, at least not often.

Soo chumbies.... You ARE going to put your Gura nendo in a jar and fill it with cum and send her pictures on twitter like she demanded you do right?

If she's bored enough to go on reddit on occasion, she's bored enough to go on vt.

>>17588361
What the fuck is vt?

>>17588273
She's a deviantart girl. There's nothing here that phases her, except people making criticisms she agrees with.

>>17587974
To be honest if she just left "that" video up, and did not act like she was better than it, while still doing super sexual shit with her Loli model I don't think there would have been a problem. If she just left the video up, and did not halfass bow to PC bullshit she would have been fine. Oh, and also making up shit like trying to claim being "underage" at the time to make herself look better was stupid.

>>17588372
WOW CUTE!!!!

>>17588400
I know. I'm just trying to convince myself she wouldn't post here because I don't like the idea of calling her a retarded nigger.

>>17588631
She would be if she posted here lol.

Omg I just saw the clip of gura breaking out the 3d debut news and she seemed to happy that people were excited to see her 3d It was do fucking cute I think I lost a few years of my life.
Probably inflated by the gap with mori (cucks her fans) calliope but gura Is still some kind of gem

I just found out that a shrimp is the strongest SCP monster

>>17588699
Ok, retarded nigger.

>>17588699
>What if she is just a lurker?
>What if she is a "yeah, me" poster?
>What if she is a diaper poster?
>What if she is an anti-Gura poster?
>What if she is a janny?
>What if she is a "mating press" poster?
>What if she is a "good goop" poster?
>What if she is a "Gura cute" poster?
>What if she is a "not /here/" poster?
>What if she is a "/here/" poster?

>>17588347
>You ARE going to put your Gura nendo in a jar
Yes
>and fill it with cum
No

>>17588970
what if goopins gumbler was your worst nightmare

>>17588970
1. All posters are Gura cute posters
2. The rest of those still make her a retarded nigger
3. If she was a janny than she is the most retarded nigger of them all.
Gooruh would never stoop so low

>>17588971
Why not? She asked you to fill it and send her pictures.

>>17589168
Are you going to be doing it? I hope so. I'm looking forward to it and I'm not doing it to mine.

>>17589210
Of course that is why I bought 2

What is the normies opinions on goomba? Besides the "Don't care" ones?

>>17589145
You call Gura something like that again, and I'll have no choice, but to politely ask you to not call Gura such rude names my good sir.

>>17589227
Good chumbud.

>>17589243
Im not saying that she is im am saying that she would be which she clearly isnt.

>>17589282
No, if Gura was any of those it would make me it okay.

>>17588970
The idea of Gura posing as a gura-anti here, and getting happy when people defend her is kind of cute.

>>17589422
The idea of Gura posting as a Gura anti and getting mad when people defend her is much funnier though.

>>17589484
Gura is a yesman poster and is mad that her fans don't want her to strive to be better.

>>17589512
Gura is a rubrubrubrub poster

>>17588970
>Gura is the diaper poster.
That makes so much sense. Gura is trying to ease us into it before she reveals her ddlg inspired model.

Dream of shark

Why are there two /ggg/ threads?

>>17589976
Because half of chumbud join up with cuckbeat

>>17589976
People freaked out at Mori appearing in the OP, made a new thread and spammed until people left the old one.

>>17590051
Why hating Mori tho
She didn't do anything bad to Gura right ?

How was the stream

>>17590031
I find that hard to believe, pretty sure most of us just want Gura as far away from Mori's drama dumpster fire as possible

Good morning chumbuds

>>17588970
what if it's YOU!?

>>17590134
Very cute, Gura got really into the game, was bubbly and adorable for 5 hours straight. The chat at the end was great too.

>>17590134
Gura is a How was the stream poster. Stream was great Gura! Game was alright until she turned on baby mode and it became amazing from then on. Great chatting as usual.

>>17590134
It was lit Gura said the n-word the stream got taken down, and put back up after the n-word got removed.

>>17590051
Good, there are enough Mori threads, 5 pop up every time she does something stupid, why bait drama by putting Mori in a /ggg/ OP?

>>17590199
Yeah, you. They baited you. Now you're here. Fuck off.

>>17590128
I don't hate Mori, I think she's stupid and feeds drama, but mostly I don't care about her. I just don't want her stupidity affecting Gura any more than it has to with the Q release collab..

>>17590160
Oh, fuck my cover is blown. I gotta go! I'll see you tomorrow my chumbies.

>>17590185
In fairness to her she didn't use a hard R, I think she could've left it up

>>17590267
Yeah, but management was afraid of what might happen if it was left up so they removed it.

sup nerds?

>>17590321
Go back to bed Gura before I correct you.

>>17590262
>>17590267
what are you guys larping about

>>17590403
How does one larp on the internet? You can't larp without the live action part.

>>17590321
What do you think of this image?

>>17589238
Cute and funny

Gurass

>>17589238
>wwaaaaahhhhh why do you like a child-like character waaaaaaaaaaaa you should fucking kill yourself now *mimmicks vine BOOM sound effect because he's fucking retarded*
- one of my best friends literally every fucking day

>>17591270
Sounds like you need better friends

>>17589238
I have Gura on my phone case, people usually just say she's cute and ask what anime she's from

>>17591401
He already has chumbuds that share his love for cunny.

>>17591401
he's a good guy he's just thinks that quoting meme videos is a sense of humor. Most of my guys are fine with it but he's a tad worried I'll ruin my life dropping supas. My buds don't know that i am genuinely in love with her but i think you guys can keep a secret.
the real normie shit is the guy who asked me if I ever went to therapy about being a pedo

it's funny because the in-joke for my group is that i'm a pedophile, but not because of loli shit, but because I made a sexual comment in passing about a girl i knew 7 months younger than me back when i was fourteen/fifteen and she called me a pedophile. We all know it was bullshit but sometimes new people start talking to us and assume that the loli shit (which i don't hide at all) is the reason and make a big deal out of it. One time a girl left and cussed out our entire server as "basement dwellers and an unironic pedophile" which was funny as fuck.

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>>17592048
>the in-joke for my group is that i'm a pedophile, but not because of loli shit, but because I made a sexual comment in passing about a girl i knew 7 months younger than me back when i was fourteen/fifteen and she called me a pedophile
Nice. That sounds like the perfect cover.

Gura is dead

>>17592144
nyoooo

Again, thread with zero soundposts. What's wrong with you?

Gonna be Gura’s first day off in a while, I hope she gets more mango juice

>>17592471
don't worry bud, i'll make sure to bring her some between correction sessions

JWU
i fell asleep when she was thanking us for giving her the opportunity to be live on 3d, it was honestly one of the best things to fall asleep to
what did i miss after that?

>>17592294
here's a classic then

Gura clips of recent streams?

>>17590160

>>17592294

Gura is very special but she is relatable and feels like a friend are girl irl like this?

serious sam looks like a good game. its toaster friendly? i cant run doom eternal

>>17593767
No

>>17593767
No. Girls irl very mean, ignore words or give annoy look, me know, they do to me.

>[en] Mio: AHH there a shark a shark! Okayu: Oi, Gura! M: This shark is really bad news*moans*

>>17594251
Stop being ugly

>>17594435
see? women mean, head sad now.

Just catching up on the supers, I hope someone turns that "get your butt to the gym" into a soundpost for the rep buds