/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AAAAAAH WHAT TOOK SO LONG

I'm in love with Gura!

Do you think Gura would like Vermintide?

Gura cute Gura cute!

You chumbies been getting notifications about Gura going live recently? Looks like she might be shadowbanned

>>17572833
Gura dumb

Laying pipe with gobombo bingus

>>17572871
same as usual, about 20% of the time

>>17572811
If she could round up 3 other holos to play it

>>17572871
Been fine for me. Just YT being YT must likely

>Having dinner with Gura for the first time at a fancy restaurant
>She occasionally looks your way but is feeling too shy to say anything
How do you break the ice?

tiny shark brain

does she realize "laying pipe" means fucking?

PAIN

>>17572833
pressing my face to the sweat-soaked lightweight, breathable, hydrodynamic material clinging to gura's BUTT

>>17572942
sex

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17572811
On her own no.
With others, and if the crowd control stuff can works on YouTube might be cool.

Break day tomorrow.

>>17572942
I hope you ordered her something easy to eat or she won't even remember what your face looks like

I just wanna lie in bed and snuggle with my cute oshi all night, I'll let her finish the stream first though dw chumbs.

>>17572963
yeah.

>>17572963
oh nyo...

>>17572995
finally i can rest

>>17572942
Use my hands to make a fauny fart noise

Gura cute Gura cute!

She solved it.

>>17572871
I'm getting notifications, dunno whether on time or not, but I already know whenever she's streaming and at what time so..

>>17572995
I'm not going to survive it....

>>17572942
Piss my pants because I'm so nervous to be on a date with Gura.

>>17572995
I like break days too much goobus is bad for me

>>17573100
I knew she could do it.

>>17572871
My notifications for Gura haven't worked in a long time.

LOL she got so much fun from a bull shit crap game

>>17573124
Remember, when you're asleep there are no lonely times, only dreams.

I didn't expect her to be this into this game, I'm so happy she's having fun!

>thanks chat!
I don’t know why that little phrase made my heart skip

Took a short errand. I guess she was doing the keycard quest instead of clearing the church.

>>17572995
Good. I want her at full energy for another Bully GTA stream.

>>17573166
And death is like sleeping forever

>>17572942
I'd say something cheesy, she'd probably try hide a giggle but I know she loves that kinda stuff.

>>17573224
Oh Nyo

>>17572942
Rip the biggest fart I can to make her laugh, and hope I don't shit my pants.

sometimes i get sad that i'll never be with gura but then i remember that i'm lucky to be alive at the same time as her and i cheer up a little.

>>17573346
>sometimes i get sad that i'll never be with gura
Glad I don't have to deal with that problem.

>>17572942
I don't know.
I'm just as inept as her, if not worse.

>>17572942
Kill myself

>>17572942
Asked her: Soooo... Wanna trade underwear?

>>17572942
Probably go to the date smashed on alcohol and various drugs from nerves and scare her away and then kms from the regret of ruining a once in a lifetime date with Gura. That'd just be too much pain to hande.

>>17573486
ah...you're a man of culture

Gura is a woman of culture

>>17573556
Good you would be a bad influence on my baby-shark-wife.

This game looks like hot garbage wow

Gotta love these next gen 2022 graphics

>>17572974
>>17573052
>>17573128
>>17573229
>>17573342
>>17573486
>>17573556
Thanks chumbies. I'll try all of these things at once to make my first date with Gura a truly special one. Wish me luck!

Lol she can't whistle wtf

I love when gura's streams last this long because it means she's actually having fun

>>17573711
she's just like me

>>17573711
How new?

Gura's having fun today. I'm so happy.

>>17572942
Put some food on my fork and mash it into the side of my face and then say that I can't eat in front of people either. Then when I get only a nervous laugh in response become worried that she thinks it was a dick move to joke about an actual hang up of hers when we just met, and awkwardly apologize.

>>17573758
Has this come up before? Don't rember

>>17573711
>She can't whistle
>I can't whistle
We are.

No scope kills!

>>17573795
2 other times, can't remember when.

>>17573623
Knowing her past life, true.

>>17573817
Should add that I know one was a karaoke.

how is she still having so much fun

>>17573711
reminder in every way including physical Gura is a child TuT

>>17573556
ok mori calm down

>>17573821
you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

>>17573778
A bold move, but what if you're both waiting to be served?

>>17573876
She's decent at shooters and this game dip feeds new toys for her ADHD brain.

>>17573897
Why yes I did

Gura please sing more Nickelback

>>17566337
Explain your oshi, chumbuds.

>>17573841
Can't have her fall back into that place, but I highly doubt she has done any drugs.

>>17573970
nyo

>>17573970

>>17572942
Tell her I have a picnic in my car and ask if she wants to ditch the restaurant and go on a nature trail hike instead

i hope this game gives gura an itch for more fast paced FPS games. i think she'd really like the new doom games.

>>17572942
ask her if she wants to go to the aquarium instead so we can touch the rays and the sharks

>>17573393
yeah, me

>>17573821
me cooking /ggg/ for Gura

>>17573897
What did you think shrimp fried rice was? It is rice fried by a shrimp.

>>17573880
Most people can whistle in like pre-k or earlier

She's acquired the multi-rocket.

happy shark

>>17573925
>OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAAAAAAAT?!
as the rocket launcher expands
lmao

>holy heckarino
I both love and hate when she says stuff like that. lol

>>17573970
She has tummy problems, and some times that causes her to have accidents. Don't judge her!

>>17574124
oh my word has become a favorite

Why the fuck is she so cute? Why are normal women not this cute? Fucking why? Why does she have to be some chick on the internet and not an IRL girl? What fucking cruel god did this shit?

>>17574124
I think it is kinda cute.

>>17574195
Yes, it's very cute

Is this the beginning of FPS arc for Gura?

sharkpit

>>17574226
hopefully

>>17574226
I hope not

>>17574226
Not likely.

>>17574260
>>17574261
the duality of chumbuds

>minimizing indigenous people
Wow

>sleep for eternity red man
Gura upon killing the last Indian on the great plains

>>17574133
Oh, nyo!

>>17574133
Someone get this shark a diaper!

I love Gura's inability to look at chat when she needs to the most.

End the stream Gura, I have to sleep

>>17574386
close the tab

>>17574365
Yeah, she will somehow notice really stupid/wrong comments, but the entire chat can be saying something and she won't see it

>>17574386
Still need to read superchats as well.

>>17574226
I think we might get DOOM too, but probably not much multiplayer FPS this arc.

>>17574386
Fuck you faggot.

>>17574386
Fuck off Luke

>>17574386
Gura stream for another hour to piss off this twelve year old. Who's mom just told him to go to bed.

>>17574432
I don't think we're getting a chat at the end of this stream.

absorbed into gura's butthole

>>17574428
Duck forward.

>>17574477
how long has this chapter got left?
i can see her wrapping up after that.
or soon if she keeps dying

>>17574477
You never know, if she turns them off at the end of the gaming portion then there aren't that many to go through.

>>17574477
That would really suck if true.

it's me

>>17574251
best

Well, it looks like she'll be stuck on here a while. Surprised she put over 3 hours into the game. I think she's about halfway through level 3.

>>17573556
Not THAT smashed bro, chill.
>>17573841
She was very depressed at one point so I wouldn't 100% rule it out as a possibility at all, you'll try anything to kill the pain when you're suffering. She's in a good place now though and lets hope to god she stays there.

How tilted is Gura rn?

>>17574460
>tail gun
lmao

oh nyo, shork gettin angy

>>17574477
>>17574552
This feels like one of those streams she'll wrap up suddenly and skip the supers. I could be wrong, I dunno.

Come on Gura, play me

>>17574625
Hope you are because I'd like to hear her talk about 3d after Mori dropped the ball on it.

giga tilted lmao

>gawr boost drink
I still have all mine...

>>17574625
even if she skips supers i hope for a lil bit of chat a least
I read chimken's thing but I want to hear about holofes from her

>>17574477
Is this really a concern now that she's aware of spaces?

>would rather lower the difficulty and keep playing than stop

Taking down to dumb baby mode

So it this game Doom, but without the mobility?

3 more attempts and the stream ends.

Thank you Gura

>running around a little stone while you have 50 demons shooting at you
lmao come on stinky

>>17574734
every fps is Doom

>>17574654

dummy dumb dummy haha

>keeps refusing to use the extra life

she sounded like ame for a second there

does she not have any decent AOE weapons?

>Hey let's fight like 50 high-mobility enemies on a flat area without movement options, that would be nice
Good game design, make perfect sense

>>17574924
What that tatoo mean?

This game is kind of filtering me not gonna lie

>>17574924
AmeSame love!

>>17572942
Tell her we don’t have to eat at a restaurant and catch a movie instead and eat at home

>>17574979
I was fine with it until this part. It's not even meant to be challenging, just spammy as fuck which is retarded

>>17574924
AmeSame hate!

>>17574950
The fact she dropped the difficulty and is still dying this quickly makes me think she aggroed multiple groups you aren't supposed to fight at once or something

>>17574867
kek, that's great

I guess we're going into overtime. Still on the level. Doing better than before... nevermind. Why didn't she heal because she could've beaten it then.

>>17574970
it’s just Tora

just run gura

Gura wants us to hit her...

>>17575054
Donno what means this "Tora"

Journalists BTFO

this smug brrat...

>>17575057
She tried that, just activates more enemies

>you are on a trip with Gura
>It's getting late
>You're hungry
>You stop at McDonald's to get food
>Gura tells you what she wants to order
>She heads off to the bathroom
>You wait in line to order the food
>You order the food
>You go sit down at a table with the food
>You wait a bit for Gura
>You see her walking to you at the table
>Something seems to be bothering her
>She walks up to the table
>She says: "we have to leave I just shit my pants, and clogged the toilet cleaning up"
What do you do?

I wish Gura made schedules like this..

>>17575109
mating press

>>17575109
I stop imagining

>>17575080
https://nihongomaster.com/japanese/dictionary/kanji/2118/%E5%AF%85

>>17574718
Did she actually do one after mordhau?

>>17575080

I'm comin to leave a bad review, here I come

>>17575109
Mating press

>>17575140
no

wait this shit game is new?

>>17574844
I mean seems kind of hard I think it is the dark souls of shooters.

Finally got past that part. Only had to activate game journalist mode.

>>17575148
Fuckoff
>>17575135
Thank you

>>17575109
mating press

>>17575127
gura's streams are such higher quality, I'll still watch whether she makes a schedule or not

>>17575127
Me too, the current shedules have no soul

>>17574718
anon that makes it more of a concern

>>17575109
Mating press

>game is playable
huh nice

>>17575199
I just like the hand drawn stuff

>my game experience
the brat

don't touch gura, it's against the law!

>>17574718
fuck that shit I slelpt like shit after she said she might do one because I kept dreaming she was doing one but I couldn't access it

>>17575271
>slelpt

>>17575249
oh, yeah, ame's not an entertaining streamer but she's good at everything else

>>17575109
Take her to the car, and make her wear a diaper from the trunk for the rest of the trip.

>>17574979
I'm kinda the same. Goob is always nice but holy fuck literally anything else would have been better

>>17575287
He is still clearly sleep deprived anon.

>>17575448
I know I just found "slelpt" funny

I was enjoying it for a while, but it's definitely gotten old

So now that I gave this game a fair chance I need to ask. Why does this guy seem like a modern toned down Duke Nukem wannabe?

>>17575412
She's enjoyed it for the most part and gura enjoying herself is objectively the best

>>17575530
liberals

My daughterwife is so cute playing on baby mode!

You you perverts think mating pressing Gura will fix her? Huh?

the flying enemies are legit cancer

>>17575574
worth a shot or two

>>17575530
Cause he is.

the music has gotten very stale

>>17575576
They're pretty easy to wipe out, but they make Gura panic.

She is close to the end of level 3 if she actually heads south like the objective says. She might end the stream there.

>>17575109
Scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
While running after her.

Not only will she find it funny but it would be a distraction from the workers looking at the restroom.

>>17575574
>>17575594
or three or eighty

>>17575619
>She might end the stream there
She will end the game there, the real question is if she reads supers or not

>markers clearly showing where the turrets are
>shoots the invulnerable tentacles
I love her, but damn she gets on my nerves sometimes.

>kites some nerd across the map
>jumps on atv
>immediately crashes
>nerd suicides on her asap

peak comedy

>>17575662
I'd say no

>>17575662
What are you trying to ask her?

Game has been fun up till this point. Good time for superchats after this

>screams AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>drives into a fucking tree
>explodes
>shoots someone who is screaming
>explodes
yeah I wish Gura was better able to express her experience to us, this shit happens regular for her not just in SS streams

>>17574718
>aware of spaces
Aware of what now?

Die from a crash in baby mode.

SHE DIED IN TOURIST MODE

>>17575560
Do they have to kill everything fun? Even in his bad games at least Duke had some good lines.

CHATTING TIME

chit chat time!

Gura just experienced what the average country bumpkin family experiences with at least one of their children!

>>17575639
I'd at least grab the food on my way out so she can eat, but not a bad idea.

>>17575717
She was talking about doing a twitter space thing after modhau yesterday.

>>17575694
>>17575662
these literal faggots were right in predicting their garbage oshii's behavior, I'm very happy to have an oshii from another gen and company who gave the best most imaginably incredible performance possible today you can guess while I laugh to the bank

Killed by the car again!

goomba...

>>17575686
Never been so glad to be wrong

>>17575827
yeah, me.

>>17575735
Do your reps newfags, this series is from the early 2000s, it was always an ironic croatian duke nukem.

>>17575827
K?

don't worry fellas. i told her to read supas because we're out of condom money

>>17575904
We'd get the money regardless though

I yawned and got a cramp underneath my chin.

>>17575899
>serious sam is an ironic duke nukem
>duke nukem is an ironic doom
how much deeper does it go?

Zatsudan time. She was literally on top of ending level 3 until the vehicle crushed her.

>>17575893
Same desu

>>17575827
chatting is bad now? I honestly don't get this post

>>17575940
I have that happen sometimes. Fuckin hurts

>>17575970
Seems like someone who’s lost and drunk

>>17575940
That's the worst.

hope she plays doom next week

>>17575940
>>17575979
Just flex your neck as hard as possible.

>>17575530
Ask me how I know you're a zoomer

same doko

i miss Gura...

[Gura News] She broke her neck and is now dead.

Gura yawned and broke her neck

umiushit strikes again

Welp. Gura broke her neck.

3D GURA!

>She's gonna cry again.

I was testing I have a big supply of the super hot crunchy cheetos I was eating them and reminiscing about shit and I realized no one really ever did anything edgy or fucked up like we would conceive it today, like in my day it was the janet jackson wardrobe malfunction. Like for a good 18 years past that there's not been anything that's "live" in spaces where it shouldn't have been mind you that has been so gone. If you tell me OH ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WHORE VTUBER IS GONNA SHOW SOME VIRTUAL PUSSY ONLINE OHHHHHH OHHHH NOOOOO OHHH NOOOOOOO MY SCOVILLES

3D SEX WITH GURA

>>17575899
And Duke is from the early 90's, and is not a cringe lord. Why would I need to know about sam or even remember him if I ever did hear about him?

>>17576160
so am I

she's so fucking cute

>4 hours

what's the longest a oshi has gone? one I watch went 10 hrs once on the dinosaur game

Gura was so excited she talked to her manager about 3D

Oh no no no I thought Gura was being forced by management and wasn’t excited for this…

>Gura was not much of a gamer in 2015
What the hell? That was like 6 years ago. What was she doing the last 9632 years beforehand?

>They're so excited, I'm so excited!
I AM, WE ARE!

3D Gura LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gura's tail from all angles!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>17575899
>>17576179
It was fun watching Gura go fast and shoot things to a point but ultimately Serious Sam fucking sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

Gura, why must you tease me like this

>>17576224
swimming

>>17576214
the one you watch sucks

>read the superchats early and told management about them out of excitement
I love her so much, I can't wait to see her on stage

>>17576245
I mean one of the PS1 Duke Nukem games might be fun if they have permission for them.

>>17576224
Playing with her cunny.

what was that super that made her aww?

I've been ootl for a bit. When was the 3D official? I remember it being all hush hush I think. Also does that mean myth will be in Japan?

DO YOUR REPS

>>17576353
kiara made a post this morning

>>17576353
no, it will be remote.
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx_hiYD-bki4f5BG5BUROfrovmPdOZat9l

what's wrong with this girl
i love her

>>17576340

>cunny shark called you roid monkey

idk how to feel bros

>roidmonkies
lmao she really doesn't even try to hide her disdain for gymbros

God I love her so much

>did a double take of the dino pee superchat

What did she say oh my god to?

TFW you will never hear cute Gura giggles while you work out

>>17576434
what a fag

>>17576485
The dino pee superchat

>>17575940
big if true

>>17576396
>>17576402
Thanks bros

lethal blush

>>17576224
>What was she doing the last 9632 years beforehand?
me

>>17576485
so if water is a byproduct of dino pee and you are dinogura, does that mean we are essentially drinking gura pee ???

What where her words about 3D? I missed it, fuck.

Guys you can pick what underwear Gura wears what do you pick? Only rule it has to be some kind of underwear.

>Tfw the other day at the gym a chick was giggling her ass off while doing push-ups
>She was so embarassed when I and the other party stared for a second she ran away
W-weird coincidence, huh. I was curious what she was laughing about.
>>17576560
She's in Japan and currently residing over Mori's house while she waits to debut

>>17576560
In short, HYPE

>>17576560
Basically just that she's really excited and glad we are too

>>17576560
She talked about how the nippons will be right next to her and could literally taste her while the rest of the world watches

>>17576596
shimpan

>>17576596
Yeah, mine

>>17576596
Band-aid

>>17576648
Kino

>>17576560
She's excited and knows nothing about it.

CUTE

>>17576624
Don't make her wear your shart stained undies!

I like that she's been keeping the supers open during the readings lately. Let's you get late questions in and makes the chatting time a bit longer

>>17576596
Candy g-string.

this is a long stream

>>17576682
i thought anons here loved the shart

>>17576596
Disney princess pull up.

>>17576746
Only Gura's sharts.

Gura doing leg lifts right NOW

>>17576596
Pink and white stripes with little frills and ribbons on the hips

just just gave tony someonoe else's birthday wish

2nd time she mentioned Devil May Cry this stream. Will she finally go back to DMC4 next week?

Metal wolf chaos is amazing. I'd love to hear her react to the dialogue

>>17576764
Based.

>>17576877
She said happy birthday to the right person first at least

>>17576877
Shouldn't have paid in bean money

>>17576496
kill yourself tourist

granny's boinky doinkies

>That's messed up... you weirdo
Now that's a sound clip

I love it when Gura says stahp it bros

ngmi

ME MENTION

>>17577016
she's been hitting my heart the whole time

Gura gave her cat plushie a chussy!

my little seamstress shork

>Gura needs cum for her skin hydration

mark my words, gura will get her head stuck in the big jug

>I'm so dry I need more hydration

>that feel when you walk into the dark dark woods and tell bigfoot who you assume is listening that you don't seek to disturb it or him or her and that you only seek peaceful coexistence
>your hairs stand up on your neck but you're confident the creatures watching your existence got the message from either language or communicated earnestness
>communicate clearly there's no malice here only respect
Fellow Sharkfriends how did you express to your "rural neighbors" that Gura is surely familiar with that there was to be no ill-intent between you?

We must all follow the away of the Okayu.

AAAAAHHHH IM GONNA MELT

I miss the goomba roomba BGM

Imagine leaving the stream before the chatting section

I miss it so much

Brought back the ukulele BGM.

I love her buds

Bros...

SHE'S AIMING TO KILL US ALL CHUMBUDS, HOLD TOGETHER

My heart, im not even a chumkek

OLD BGM LOVE!!!!!!!
I MISSED IT SO MUCH!

Chumbies I can't

I'm just trying to make it to Saint Valentine's Day but I might die first.

I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate how this girl exists but I can't obtain.

Now bring this back

>Gura has her guitar at arm's length from his computer
Huh.

remember me, chumbies...

I missed this BGM.

>>17577478
I love when she uses things she made

BROS, STATUS? ARE ANY OF YOU STILL ALIVE? REPORT

>>17577478
That's my favorite loading screen.

Old bgm really was the best.

>>17577481
>guitar
loli banjo

>>17577478
god please. I always thought that drawing represented her perfectly

Gura is a danger to society behind the wheels.

My danger to herself and others on the road shark daughterwife is so cute!

She’s so affectionate today. Chumbuds. I can’t.

>>17577516

>>17577640
WE ARE

>>17577246
captcha: whajt

>ear itches
>ew
Did she just pull out earwax?

She wants to play Crypt of the Necrodancer again and hopefully, use a mod with her in it.

>>17574428
I'm amazed at her ability to do this. she'll be stuck in front of a locked door with a switch on the wall next to it that opens it. She gets 100 chat messages saying "switch next to the door". In between the 58th and 59th messages, someone will say "go back nine rooms and get a grenade and use it on the door" and THAT message, visible for only 0.33 of a single second, is the one she reads and follows

>>17577676
all me, I'm the earwax, she pulled me out of her ear

>>17577676
I want to eat gura's ear wax

>>17577714
Same desu

>>17577714
>>17577735
I was born from her ear eax

I thought I'd have to look for it but she's the most popular item of the week:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/247080/workshop/

Chiv devs are massive faggots there is zero chance they will get perms.

>>17577750
...SON?

>>17577676
No some of my goom from earlier

neat

>>17577770
?

>>17577761
those are really cute

>>17577761
>4/9 slots
She's powerful...

She's nearly gotten more supers since starting the chatting portion than she did the entire gaming portion

>>17577799
if you were born a few seconds ago I'm your dad
t. gura's earwax she pulled out of her ear a minute or so ago

Permissions for Yugioh Master Duels when?

>>17577897
That can't be true, that's impossible!

what would it like to have gura as a mom

GURA HAS MOCAP

>>17577910
lol good luck with Konami

Oh that's why she's messing with Unreal Engine. Mocap stuff.

>>17577893
>announces your SC is going to be read
>gets more SC
what a mystery

AAAAAHH my heart

>>17577936
But that would be incest...

>>17577936
probably not great

Reminder that during summer Gura will be naked under her mocap suit because it'll be too hot.

>>17577938
>>17577985
Soon bros

Does anyone have that picture of smol Gura peeking around a door? I need a replacement because I lost mine.

>>17577993
Anon she used to cut them off at the chatting section and still would get a ton

>>17578033
What makes you think she would wear clothes in it ever

>>17578046
this one?

>>17578020
*hit pipe*

>>17577936
>>17578020
>>17578023
Similar to pic related, you die after a few hours

>does cute thing
>pause and waits for us to call her cute
>continues reading supas

>RTS
god no

RTS BROS?

Don't think she'd be able to handle a real time strategy game. Quick reaction time is not her forte. Turn based seems best for her.

Gura should play STALKER, I'd love to hear her screams during the underground/lab sections.

kek

RTS bros you're in

I love how she pretends to consider every recommendation but it's always really obvious when she's not interested at all
Kind of like that twitter space thing last night

She played a real time strategy MLP game.

>>17578082
Nope, looks more like she is coming into a room in the one I'm thinking of not into the house itself.

>>17578156
Chimeras and/or snorks would filter her fast.

>ponyland or whatever it was called
you're not fooling anyone gura

>>17578226
That game was not RTS

I want to cum inside Gawr Gura

>>17578206
She at least looked them up to see what they were. She seemed to get a bit discouraged when someone said they aren't archived.

>>17578288
same desu

Hi

Reminder: It's been 5 hours

>>17578288
>>17578318
I posted these.

>>17578206
I like how she said she would check into the question about the 3d debuts because she didn't know. Shoes she really does care about her fans who can't drop $100 to see her for 5 mins.

GURA WANTS YOU TO JERK OFF TO HER WHILE SHE'S ON STAGE

need a blue edit of glowstick

space mention

>>17578293
But spaces are archived, you (person doing the space) can download them within a months time.

>>17578404
I don't want it to end...

>>17578463
BLUE?

>>17578419
I could afford the fes ticket but just refuse to watch because I don't want to see the 3d model before the debut, even if the debuts are next year it will be more worth the wait.

Yeah, I'll buy a generic blue lightstick so I can wave it along

>>17578463
no problem bro

>>17578610
ha, that works. thanks