/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17504743
That was pretty quick. Glad you already had it prepared.

>>17504743
I love her

lick the rat!

Hope she doesn't push herself too hard.

>>17505050
never :(

God this Rrat....
Fuckin hell' It feels like we got gifted instead.

>>17505234
Yeah
Especially me, the author of this post, as I will be going on a date with Bae on the 14th

>>17505366
Yeah, me.

>>17505366
I made this post

>>17505366
Oh hey I got dubs making this post

Alright. Let's take some time to discuss the birthday gift. Any more ideas? Bae already said she'll have a hashtag for her birthday.

>>17505643
first we should just compile all ideas so far.
>Steve VA
on me, we will update if I hear back
>Collaboration fanfiction with accompanying artwork
> Vi's voice actress doing Cameo
she isn't, there are other Arcane VAs doing it though
>some subpar drawing
>making dolls/figurines/others with shit around the house (or materials like clay/wood/etc) of her
>making a photo collage
>a song cover by /rrats/.
>Mr Squeaks plush
>send a collage of her memes here
>IRyS VA

>You heard the rumors, but you didnt think it was true
>deep in the wilds, a camp with red and white flags, relatively new walls surrounding it
>You steel your nerves and descend from the hill, the armor you once used might have been a burden, but not anymore, not since you ditched it with shame
>the only thing you couldnt leave behind was your blade and the cloth that your master bestowed upon you
>as you come closer, the guards scan you. one dressed in black and white, and the other with a white armor, that strangely, also happens to have yellow in it.
>''HALT'' you hear. and you inmediatly stop, you can see the archers in the wall, aiming at you, but not exactly with the intent to kill
>''STATE YOUR BUSINESS STRANGER'' one of the guard barks, its impossible to tell which one
>''I've come to pledge my services, i am a warrior with no master'' you answer back, hoping that the dreaded question isnt asked
>''AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE STRANGER?'' asks the other guard
>''I have no name, nor banner. I am but a traveler, in search of a master to serve''
>the guards exchange glances, and the black one nods
>''Then you shall be tested tonight, leave your blade and follow me''
>you do as instructed, the white samurai taking your blade with respect, and you follow
>as you walk deeper into camp, you start noticing things
>armors with Fox ears, Wolf tails and rabbit foots hanging
>strange foreign armors depicting reanimated corpses and birds you've never seen
>you also see weird weapons, maces, axes, scythes and some tridents, there's even a warrior carefully studiying a scroll next to a bonfire
>and yet, the weirdest thing is that there is no infighting, despite the disparity of the symbols
>you see bitter enemies, hanging around a bonfire, rejects that would have been ridiculed in other camps training together.
>and finally, you reach the command tent in the heart of the camp
>''that's where she resides'' the guard tells you ''if you manage to pass the test, you shall meet her''
1/2

>>17506000
Kino worthy of trips

>>17505913
We could try a drawing collage, maybe? Even if we all suck at drawing we could put something big together. Or maybe one of those divided images where everyone draws a block of a larger image?

>>17505913
Thanks for the compilation. Forgot to do it myself.
>>17506298
Sure. Anything's worth a try. Also, we don't necessarily have to give her just one gift. We could even aim for 28/9 gifts. I'm joking, of course.

>>17505913
All of those sound kinda terrible or cringe besides the VA stuff. Unless someone is actually good at those crafts things but not I.

>>17506817
It's all about expressing your love. If you have to be cringy, you do it. Don't be a lil' bitch.

We brrats are fucking winning! We're winning so hard that I can't watch all these streams live even if I wanted to. Thank fucking goodness she has a dedicated timestamp person in her channel to help me watch the vods.

>>17505061
Thats Koyori. 54 streams in January, 163 hours total. For comparison, Bae totaled less hours than the number of times Koyori streamed with 53 hours. I'm confident Bae can pace herself for a schedule like this.

>>17506000
>you continue your path, deeper into the camp, until you reach a simple large tent
>the guard signals you, and you nod, entering the tent.
>in there, a bunch of men lay in wait. you can see people from a bunch of races.
>as you sit, one of them wearing light blue and of black skin goes near you
>''salutations warrior, here for greener pastures?'' the man extends a hand and a toothy smile, you can tell he's new to this life
>you nod and shake his hand, his enthusiasm is contagious
>''Name's is Diego Blanco, i came all the way from the south americas'' he says, all smiles as he kicks back ''honestly excited to be here, its my first time, what's your name hermano?''
>you answer that you have no name, that you are anonymous, and that if he succeeds, he will also shed his previous identity
>he humms and smiles.
>''When i succeded you mean!''
>you laugh with him, and keep doing iddle chat to pass time, until Diego decides to take a nap and you follow his lead, closing your eyes for a bit
>You awake to the sound of drums and chanting, as you look around, your fellow men look disoriented
>it has started
>you exit the tent, Diego and the others behind you, and you are greeted with all of the warriors chanting, their torsos painted
>they all push you with the chanting and the drums, to reach the middle of an arena.
>in there,you see a gigantic warrior, standing with his sword in hand and a cloth filled with items
>next to him, what you can infer its a bald shaman, chants with the crowd
>as you near the arena, the warrior walks up and throws the cloth in your direction
>from it, a bunch of weapons spill from it
>you make out your sword in the pile, and you lunger for it, so do the others for their weapons
>the warrior stands there, looking at you
>you wait, so does diego and other more
>before one of them, a refugee screams and charges, two men follow him
>In a blink, the warrior slashes at them, and they all drop dead
>you grip your sword, but you hold your position, so do Diego and the other fighter next to you, his spear shaking slightly
>but the warrior does not move
>you breath, the chants get louder and wilder
>the spearman charges in screaming, you close your eyes as he falls to the ground, dead
>you open your eyes, and the warrior is still there, standing and watching you
>you look at your partner, and he looks at you, before nodding. he too, has understood the true nature of the test
>you both let go of your weapons and bow slightly
>the man,slowly also bows
>the crowd erups into cheers, and over all of them, the warrior's thundering voice adresses you
>''A BRRAT DOES NOT ENGAGE IN POINTLESS FIGHTING, IT ONLY FIGHTS TO DEFEND THE PEACE, YOU TWO HAVE PASSED''
>You smile, as your new comrades jump into the arena and welcome you into their ranks

>>17507141
>Thank fucking goodness she has a dedicated timestamp person in her channel to help me watch the vods.
honestly saltedbread doesn't get enough credit. Everybody knows Theme and goes ham when he spends big. But saltedbread is a freaking unsung hero.

>>17507672
I notice both because they supa basically every stream. Kind of annoying desu but it goes to Bae so eh.

>>17507783
Damn I'm not schizo enough to recognize her SC regulars, let alone her chat regulars in general. I just like the fact that her regulars aren't brought up here since it means they aren't doing dumb shit that distracts from Bae. I think one of the Kronies mentioned that they have that problem in /infinity/. Brrats are just a different breed I guess

>>17509258
The only one I've noticed was Theme Sickle thanks to his regular large donations, and Bae mentioned him this stream having changed his avatar. Someone else did a superchat with his avatar but a different name and I was wondering if that was him.
>I just like the fact that her regulars aren't brought up here since it means they aren't doing dumb shit that distracts from Bae.
Yeah, there's a surprising lack of cancer in Bae's chat. Sana's chat had one particular autist who was shitting it up for a while, but thankfully he eventually left.

>>17506817
we need a backup incase the Steve VA stuff doesn't follow through. Do we know who else Bae likes? The Mikeiplier and the Game Theory guy right? Anyone wanna take point on those?

Bae's month long schedule honestly deserves a really good gift at the end of it. I am willing to fork some cash

Just woke up.
Holy shit, Bae, HOLY SHIT.

>>17511509
she likes matpat?

>>17512025
she mentioned it in one of her early zatsus

>>17511509
Get Nadal to send her a vid of him doing a pre-serve ritual

>>17511608
me too. I hope she's really aware and ready for what she has announced, but the 2 weeks break in March seems to goes along. It'll be a bit of suffering when Febaerary is over. And I hope there're some more details about what exactly she's going to do everyday.

>>17505643
A Bae creepypasta.

>>17505643
Make an outlast valentine cards. "I >>17505913
will make you cry of happiness"

>>17505913
I like the mr squeaks plush and the song cover. But what song and how do we send her the plushie?

>>17513638
>how do we send her the plushie
We don't. Cover doesn't allow gifts that come from the fans, only those that come directly from shit like Amazon and the like; shit that wasn't tampered with.

>>17513638
>>17514218
Can get a real good artist commissions to draw it so she can put it on her desk

Holoidols accept comissions? We could try to contact IRyS and comission her to sing one of the bae favorites songs or just a happy birthday song for bae

>>17514952
If you drop enough red SCs then anything is possible

>>17514952
>IRyS
O rly?

>>17505643
Get a winning son cameo

>streaming everyday for FeBAErary
>potentially multiple streams each day
>most likely won't stream arceus
>original song

All gas and no breaks this month. I'm fucking hyped.

How does /rrat/ feel about their oshi's oshi

sometimes I think about BaeSMR
>tiny rat kisses in your ear
>doing a ton of different voices because she’s trying to find the right one for this volume
>bants about being in bed with her
>ear-piercing kettle noise when she says something that makes herself laugh
I want

>>17514952
pretty certain irys won't be in condition to sing for sometime, and i don't want to worry irystocrats. But I'm sure they'll celebrate *privately*

>>17515688
He's a pretty cool dude. Very funny, and I like his positivity.

>>17514658
A commission on a Mr Squeaks art piece would be great.

>>17515688
I think oshi is a pretty cool guy. Eh does straems and doesn't afraid of anything

>>17516978
Damn it's been a long time since I've seen that.

I hope Bae do some Totsumachi, ASMR and RFA this month. It will really rack her numbers so much

>>17516408
god that sounds great

>>17517985
Didn't she say, she refuses to give us the blessing of ASMR?

>>17518141
maybe at least do it for members mayhapssss

>>17518141
>>17518381
With Bae’s personality, I don’t think she’d ever do live ASMR. Maybe recorded, but even that is a slim chance.

Just got off to the folds between baes pits and breasts. idk how to feel about that

>>17518381
>>17518455
Idk if ASMR is much wider known in Japan and therefore Holos are encouraged to deliver it. Within my set of acquaintances, some people know about ASMR and a few enjoy it, while others are disgusted or say it's coomer shit which probably reduces the number of avowed enjoyers.
I would conclude three possibilities:
1. Bae is not able to sense ASMR hence she doesn't really know how to do it (right) [which is why she does not want to do it]
2. Bae is disgusted by ASMR and cannot enjoy it so producing it isn't an option
3. Bae wants to stay seiso and not attract or satisfy coomers too much. Her current limit is probably this little GFE Twitter Space where she was talking about beastie occupying her butt.
First we can ask her, second she might tell if it's a concern to her and third we can just assume by watching and might change (reference: Okayu becoming "sex cat" with her saucy outfit and interspersed dirty noises).

Good luck to any fgofag trying to pull Bae's sort-of-sister.

>>17522479
Blessed bae thread. Got this while admiring OP pic

>>17522729
I'm a little slow, did Mika mama draw this

>>17523458
Yes, and her personality is a bit like Bae too: a zoomer best known for writing an ancient Japanese blog (zatsu).

>>17515688
>loves streaming
>always cheerful no matter the circumstances
These are the main reasons why I watch him and I'm happy Bae has the same mindset.

>>17515688
He's alright

will you insert it?

Waiting Room up.
https://youtu.be/T5A9uIuN93k

>>17515688
Cool dude

>>17527094
deja vu

>>17526884
on a mouse? ew no.

>>17527094
being EU rrat is, as usual, suffering
and then having to endure this the entire febaeruary
dont know what to do

>>17522729
blessed bae
inb4 phoneposter

>>17527710
Stay strong EU bro. don't force yourself to catch them live if you can't.

>>17528044
She streams at 2 or 3 am depending on EU anon's timezone. That's cruel even for weekends.

Man I'm not hyped when the Hololive EN girls say they have a original song coming, I hope its not the same anime opening style song everyone else does but it probably will be...

>>17528669
Sure let's do another phony cover then.

>>17528669
Not sure on what I should place my bet for Bae's song: HipHop, folk or (J)pop song. Probably last. A bit in the style of Korone's song

>>17528669
I have faith in Bae's tastes, she chose to cover a song she knew no one would expect, simply because it meant a lot to her

That said, given that she likes EDM (specifically hardstyle) it may be along those lines (at least I'm hoping, personally), which may or may not be your cup of tea either. But honestly my guess is as good as anyone's with this rat. Well I know I'll be listening to it on repeat either way. I just hope the producer/mixer doesn't mask her vocals or otherwise badly mix it, or my autism WILL flare up.

>>17529141
>hardstyle
lol. That's to crazy for cover but it would be freakin' cool.
Same. Bae sounds fantastic and does not need to be adjusted or fixed on a mixtable by some monkey

>>17517985
>RFA
Oh shit true she got the heartrate monitor now. I could watch stream and tag along with my own RFA and then we'll both be sweaty and out of breath

>>17529141
inb4 some hardstyle track from playlist of the gods

>>17529141
>>17529288

Yeah I hope they dont go ham on the autotune like they did for Reflect. It might have been done for artistic reasons on that song, but would have preferred they dialed back on it. Bae's voice is already amazing so they don't need that shit. If Bae found an excellent mixer on her latest cover then Im confident that she got a good one for her og.

>>17529642
>sweaty rat

Don't drink rat sweat.

Lick the rat's kneepits

Cutie Rrat

>>17531311
armpits*

>>17531311
>>17532914
boobpits*

>>17531311
>>17532914
>>17533026
Hair Crown*

>>17533026
kneeboobs*

>>17534019
>>17533191
>>17533026
>>17532914
>>17531311

sorry my fellow brats i will lick her beautiful legs

>>17531311
>>17532914
>>17533026
>>17533191
>>17534019
Please don't lewd the Rrat, thanks

>>17534144
please lewd the Rrat, thanks

>>17534144
You can't stop me!
I WILL

pat her on the head and squish her cheek

>>17534144
brratbro... you know this is an impossible request

>>17534144
you can't stop the inevitable!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17534144
I will hold her hand and kiss her and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

>>17522729
>>17527782
Lucky. Five tickets, 60 quartz and nothing. My luck is fucking dogshit during Valentine Events.
>>17534144
Lewd the rrat, you say?

>>17534964
ugh... this rrats booba... just the perfect size...

I like the cute twist she put on the stream
I'm thinking she will probably be doing more of these challenges throughout the month

>>17534877
i want to kiss this rat…

Not to be a numberfag but it is nice to see that Bae is scoring above her peers on supas recently.
She did a good job cultivating a diverse audience!
Rat goddess!

>>17537736
Hasn't she been doing that for a while though? since the Koreans came in.... Battle of the Bae rages on

>>17537736
I'd say it's fine to mention it as long as one doesn't go overboard and doesn't compare numbers with the rest of them.
And same. I'm glad she's been able to garner so much support. Watching her succeed in general is a fucking blessing, specially considering her little sister/daughter energy.

Passing through to say your oshi has a wonderful voice that took me completely by surprise, and I now think she's the standout vocal talent in Council.
>inb4 always has been
Yes but I was misled into believing Kronii was first (with her VA voice even if zero singing skill) and the owl, of all people, was second (no comment). I now see the error of my ways and look forward to Bae's orison.

>>17538587
Need this image but a rat

>>17537916
Only recently. She was 2nd lowest in monthly SCs until like November. Then December came and she took off like a rocket. It's only this month that she's leading Council in SCs. Bae was behind Kronii last month from what I remember. I just know her SC numbers will be nuts this month

MATING PRESS

>>17537736
People thought her supas would take a big hit after the first son collab yet it only rose after that

>>17537935
I think its fine to compare every now and then as a reference for how much our rat has grown. A lot of us saw potential from Bae since the beginning even after her slow start. The fact that she has been rising above the occasion and shining by herself makes me really proud of her.

>>17538587
Yeah a lot of people pegged Kronii and Mumei as the singers of Council. It was probably only until the past month or so that people finally recognized Bae as a powerhouse. It helps that when Bae sings karaoke, she goes all out practices the songs beforehand. Even on the times she wings it, she usually adds enough soul into it to make it sound good. I think even a few brrats were arguing that Bae is a better singer than the orca and I believe that now. Chloe's singing is good but her vocals lack the POWER that Bae can put out.

>>17541269
>months of shitposters demeaning her as some desperate roberu fangirl
>she has only gotten stronger as time goes on
Feels fucking good.

I always baelieved since day 1 that Bae was destined for great things and that her singing was best of EN (besides IRyS). I said it then and I'll say it again I'll never forgive rat doubters.

>>17540930
>Lowest views on debut
>Lowest supahs on unlock
>Now leads in both
Well, fuck me for concernfagging month1. You guys were right, the rrat is destined for great things.

Reminder to stream Hontou no Oto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwJ0_uqhb4

>>17529141
I know Bae said she liked EDM, but she specified hardstyle at some point?
Teranoid composing the original song pls

>>17542074
I think it was reasonable to concernfag, but I was personally playing the long term game with Bae so it didn't bother me. I've watched enough Hololive to see how much the streamers have changed over time. Liked Lamy the least in Gen 5 at debut. Now she's my favorite in that gen. Was indifferent to Towa, now I love that cheeky devil. I even warmed up to Luna due to her playthroughs of unorthodox games like Metroid and Street Fighter.

What I didn't predict is how fast Bae improved on pretty much everything. I expected these changes to happen gradually at around 6 months in, but I felt like the big changes started happening at the 3th month. You can really tell how much she loves streaming and how hard she works.

I predicted from the start that Bae had the highest ceiling in Council. I don't think she's anywhere near reaching that either so we're in for a wild ride. People were shitposting that Bae was supposed to be the next Pekora, but I think that Bae can easily hit a Subaru trajectory. Maybe even higher if she can trend well enough.

>>17542074
>>Lowest views on debut
Wasn't that Sana?

>>17543233
Sana is in a category of her own.

dont care about numbers
dont care about others
just LOVE BAE

>>17515688
Openly cried during the ending of Xenoblade 2 which makes him a proper man to me.

>only told Mumei and IRyS about her original
This....fucking.....rrat.....

>>17544327
Useful for when someone asks who Bae is closest to in Hololive.

>>17543568
Damn, now I remember how magical 2020 son was

>>17544327
The way she said it. She know what she is doing

...mating press

>>17545807

>>17546243
>>17541140
The tail tell no lies.

>>17541140
>>17545807
imagine have to take care of up to 12 pups and that up to 7 times a year, that'd be a lot of work

baenis

The koreans like calling her "shrew" which I find very cute

>>17548938
That's pretty damn cute. Love the double meaning.

look how they communicate using their eyes

>>17549063
The fuck? We have ruskis too?

>>17550319
Sure, why not?

>>17550220
>the moment Bae realized she got engaged too early

>>17548938
ㅋㅋㅋ

>>17546243
>>17551022
Why can’t there be infinite Baes for everyone. Life isn’t fair.

>>17555618
There are. They just happen to live inside Bae's brain.

Need to fuck the rat

>>17540930
Beating Mumei and Kronii in supas this month is insane to me considering both of them released their OG songs this month. I had always assumed those types of announcements/releases pull in a lot of supas.

Did a quick check too and Bae was indeed leading in amount but not count (both Mumei and Kronii have a higher count), implying that she likely gets more higher-value supas (pinks and reds) on average

Great reference
https://twitter.com/BorealYoako/status/1488648359107825673

>>17558909 (Me)
Last month*, I keep on forgetting it's Febaerary already

>>17550794
We take these comrades. I always loved it when the anon would post the Russian comments on Botan streams. Maybe one day they will post about Bae too. Or at least have a Bae/Botan collab.

>>17558909
Yeah its nuts. I wonder what the %s of SC are if you split them by color. I feel like she receives a higher rate of pinks than average. Now if Bae's sub rate ever reaches Kronii/Mumei levels then I will kneel so hard.

Starting in less than 1 hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5A9uIuN93k

Why is she like this

>>17564166
C-cute......

>>17564166
was....was she trying to spell "oui oui"?

>>17564166
You can't begin to fathom her

Reminder to stream Hontou no Oto before you sleep tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwJ0_uqhb4

>>17564561
I want Bae to sing me to sleep...

>>17515688
>How does /rrat/ feel about their oshi's oshi
Extremely based but his Live2D and 3D really need a touch-up.
Also, and this I cannot stress enough: He can dance.
A man who can dance is inherently cool in my book.
>>17529141
>>17529288

inb4 it's Eurobeat for IRyS benefit
What I'd love would be Happy Hardcore

10 minutes to go
Get in here bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5A9uIuN93k

soul already being soothed just hearing her voice

The prodigal son has RETURNED

Mr Squeaks has returned

Mr. Squeaks lives!

Squeaks is back!!!! So happy he's not forgotten

Wow her French isn't half bad if she actually tried, she can actually roll her R properly which is impressive for an English speaker, racism of the accent aside..

as a burger i have no clue what any of those french mean but they sound french to my burger ears to me

Ratatouille

>>17550794
Nothing wrong with them, just didn't expect it.

Is chat slower than the stream for anyone else? I see Bae reading messages before they show up in chat for me.

>>17566529
>tfw you are a highly skilled KGB agent but can't open up that you watch Bae's stream every night

Something tells me this is gonna get real messy real quick

>pours liquid
>"I’m too good at this game"
she's so silly

>>17566794
Remember, it's Susan's website. It's bound to be fucked one way or another.

We should all watch the first cooking simulator stream after for contrast.

does anyone know what bae was using to learn korean when she did these streams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKB8GoiKQLg

>>17567414
A sheet of paper

>>17567343
too early imo, maybe after the 1 year mark we can start comparing streams. the 1st month is kinda negligible when it comes to growth since they're still awkward

>>17567414
IIRC its in the chat, the koreanbros knew what book she was using

It's kinda weird that this game doesn't use real measurements for ingredients or cook time. Is there an option or mod to enable teaspoons/cups/quarts/etc and change the cook time to minutes? Even if they're not real-time minutes it would be more immersive.

>>17567805
>this game doesn't use real measurements for ingredients or cook time
you mean metric?

>Is butter a spice?

>>17567999
I didn't think even Euros use metric for cooking, I could be wrong though

>>17568050
Okay nevermind, I guess I'm wrong. That's just really bizarre to me that Euros weigh everything instead of just using cups.

bee troot

>>17568254
Do you think we don't have cups in Europe?

>>17568339
According to what I'm reading you use them sometimes but go by weight/grams like in the game, right?

>>17568407
yes, it's called a food scale.
There are also spoons and cups that have the gram label for convenience

>>17568339
Also I meant cups as in the US measurement, not a general term for measuring cups

>>17568407
Anon, how many ounces are in a cup?
Anon, how many millilitres are in a cup?
Anon, do you think only one of these questions has an answer?

>>17568529
The answer is at least 3

>>17568529
An ounce is a weight, not a volume
I don't use metric so I don't know
I'm not sure what point you're getting at
Yeah I get it, metric is easier for conversions, but it doesn't make sense to me to be using it in cooking

>>17568651
>An ounce is a weight, not a volume
Well I don't use imperial so I don't know what your liquid measurement is. Either way you have standardised measurements to use. A tablespoon is still a tablespoon regardless of whether you're counting how much a tablespoon holds in imperial or metric. But if you've got a whole bunch of mince to add to some bolognese you're obviously going to be measuring that in grams.

>Aussies count in Mississippis

Huh

>4 stars

>>17568838
you see, the floor aftertaste was very unique.

>>17568816
Mississippi, QL. The backbone of Australian tourism.

>>17568816
As a Frenchfag I count either in boats or mississipis.

>>17568782
I guess we have Fluid Ounces but I don't see that used often in recipes compared to cups/pints/quarts

>>17568992
What if you need more or less then? Do you count it in 1.2 pints?

>>17568407
In France, we use measuring cups labelled in litre to measure liquids (when the recipe gives a volume). Since the density of common liquids, like water or milk, tends to be around 1 kg.L^{-1}, you can also use a scale if you don't have a measuring cup. Units like "cuillière à café", "cuillière à soupe", "pincée", etc. can be used when precision is unnecessary.

>>17568782
I'm not a coo/ck/ and not an expert or anything but from what I've seen US recipes don't ask you to weigh ingredients unless it's something like meat, like a recipe might call for a pound of ground beef but if you need a bunch of milk it will just tell you to add 2 pints

Ounces are the worst measurement ever invented, and by extension so are all other measurements related to it.

>>17569261
I guess that's a case Fl. Oz. would be used, then. But it's cups and pints for most recipes I would say.

>>17568838
Bae has a pretty good memory.
I literally can't remember shit from 10 seconds ago.

>Calling tomato sauce "ketchup"

Cute sneezes

Bae...

>>17569516
Her burps and sneezes are among some of the cutest

also she just dumped her entire mixture rumao

Rratbros is your oshi gonna be ok? We're day 1 of a full month and she's already going insane

MY FUCKING SIDES

It's like that table scene in The Gods Must Be Crazy

>>17569365
>he doesn’t measure his exercise in oz/mile

>>17569715
Bitches wanted chaos. Insanity is a form of chaos.

Could this game actually help autists like me learn the basics of cooking or would it be a waste of time

Her buns

>>17569872
It's good if you can't afford to be making different recipes all the time but if you can afford it, the best learning would be with your hands.

>>17569872
literally just get a recipe book....

>>17569872

>>17569872
No, it’s like asking if surgeon simulator would help with surgery. It’s just a streamer game with wonky controls to make to mess up and spill things for funny haha moments.

>>17570028
Was Reine always this sexy?

>>17570123
Just don’t look at her ears and the answer is yes.

>>17570174
At least it's better than kimono Sana's ears

Her chuckles are so sex

>>17570087
I disagree, surgeon simulator purposefully takes the piss but cooking simulator is just trying to fit the dexterity of your hands onto keyboard and mouse controls. It's awkward but you can learn to get good at it.

>>17570218
Don't remind me

>>17570218
you fockin wot, m8?

Wait. Doesn't she need oil to fry?

>>17570398
Yeah

>>17568838
The ratings in this game are *weird*.
>>17569872
>Could this game actually help autists like me learn the basics of cooking or would it be a waste of time
Cookfag here, no. The recipes in this game are genuinely bad/bland/inaccurate and the times are all normalized to take roughly the same amount of time.

Also.
Please.
Don't frogpost, it's just not appropriate.
Anyways.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1575660/Cooking_Simulator__Shelter/
She should get this.

Cute dumby

>>17569872
>can a memegame teach me how to do the most basic shit in the world that a literal caveman can?
jesus christ i know the frog's purpose is to show how stupid your post is but you just broke new ground

>>17570453
>Don't frogpost, it's just not appropriate.
what did anon mean by this?

>>17570358
You heard me

>>17570602
AAA STOP

Burgerbros, are you fine?

>>17570750
Why are you watching at 480p?

>>17570750
I'd eat it... and that burger too

>>17570787
To match the burger's quality.

>>17570750
She has Deeply Hurt the Feelings of the American People.

>>17570750
>tfw you will never have a comfy burger grillout and teach Bae how to make a good old American burgah

>>17570750

This rat can be hot sometimes.

RED PEPPAH AND YELLOW PEPPAH

Ratatouille huh? i have bad memories of it, the damn thing made me puke my guts out, but the worst part came when i had to TAKE-A-SHIT!

>>17571005
how? it's just baked vegetables

>>17571087
not quanchi but its pretty easy to get poisoning with vegetables dude

>>17571359
This you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EVv2rb5Utg

>>17571420
have you never heard of cross contamination, spoiled vegetables or just a bug getting on the food? where do you even eat

>Take Eggplant [90g].
>Season with Salt [2g].
>Drizzle in Olive Oil [5ml]
>Cut Eggplant into Pieces [15g].
>Fry for 40s.
>Cut Zucchini [150g] into Pieces [~19g].
>Add to a Baking Tray:
>- Zucchini,
>- Eggplant.
>Bake for 120s. <--- WE ARE HERE
>Cut:
>- Onion [60g] into Pieces [10g].
>- Red Bell Pepper [90q] into Pieces [10g],
>- Yellow Bell Pepper [90g] into Pieces [10g],
>- Garlic [10g] into Halves [5g].
>Transfer into a Pan.
>Fry for 30s.
>Add to the Food Processor:
>Tomato [240g].
>Blend.
>Transfer into a Pot.
>Add to the Pot:
>- Salt [5g],
>- Black Pepper [5g],
>- Herbs de Provence, dried [4g],
>- Parsley Leaves, fresh [6g].
>Boil for 30s
>Transfer into a Casserole
>- Mixture,
>- Eggplant,
>- Zucchini,
>- Onion,
>- Red Bell Pepper,
>- Yellow Bell Pepper,
>- Garlic,
>- Parsley Leaves, fresh.
>Serve hot.

>>17571420
>TLC
at the same time, I want to be fair because brussel sprouts have the most vile smell on earth

I now know that Americans call capsicum "bell pepper".

>>17571488
nta, i eat at places that properly prepare food i guess lol

>>17571581
If you asked me if I want some capsicum I'd report you to the police

>>17571087
>>17571359
>>17571420
a guy i know got food poisoning with a salad because the vinegar was bad, so go figure how easy is to fuck shit up
>>17571581
burguers call it that, south america has at least 9 names for it

That alarm is an ATTENTION SEEKING-

>>17571629
>bad vinegar
Literally how

>>17571087
let me guess, you are american

>>17571745
Is not getting food poisoning an American thing?

>>17571581
We don't, though

>>17571787
yeah

This thread is now /ck/ until stream end

>>17571559
Maybe if you don't cook them. Boiled brussels just smells like cabbage, while grilled is probably the best way to eat them with barely any smell.

>>17571629
>>17571787
It has a natural preservative giving it an effectively indefinite shelf life. Vinegar “expiring” just means the flavor is diminished. If your friend got food poisoning, it wasn’t the vinegar.

>>17571664
it seems some shit got on it and since vinegar is well.. vinegar, he didnt think to check it
>>17571787
no, its being ignorant of even the most basic aspects of food cooking

Boiling veggies is such a shitty way to prepare veggies that most kid had by parents

>>17571876
>food cooking

>>17571828
post that one guy

>>17571811
I do.
t. Louisiana
>>17571928
Boiling a bowl of baby carrots in the microwave is the best shit, fuck you.

>>17571828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N06t_vguqVs
forgive me for tiktok

>>17571989
how he get out

>>17571087
getting food poisoned with vegetables isnt as weird as you think.
worked at a kitchen for over a few years and people will get sick with even the most stupid shit from boiled potatoes to lettuce

>>17572001
You live in one of the greatest states for food and you "boil" shit in the microwave. I am disgusted

>>17572055
Those are people who would have been culled by now if not for modern technology.

>>17572001
>boiling veggies in a microwave
I know I shouldn't diss it straight up since I never tried it but that seems so strange

>>17572121
>>17572073
Euros get so upset for some reason when they learn that Americans microwave water

>>17572121
It's ok if you're a lazy motherfucker but it is never as tasty as doing it right

>>17572172
>>17572073
I'm from Florida my guy

>>17571928
Boiled pumpkin > baked pumpkin

>>17572172
I'm from down under man

>>17572250
Same
We should meetup and have gay sex
haha jk
unless..?

>>17572073
>>17572121
I literally only do it for baby carrots. It started when I was in middle school and just got braces. I liked carrots but couldn’t eat them because mouf hort. I used a glass too, so I broke a lot of those.

>>17572112
they are normal italian people amerifat, i can assure you they can survive twice the things you can

>>17572311
Wanna bet that on a world war?

what the fuck is a red potato

>>17572402
>eat some salami
>bullets bounce off my wifebeater
now what bitch?

>>17572457
Sorry you're gonna have to learn english I can't understand what the fuck you're saying

>>17572311
>>17572402
>>17572457
can you guys take this romantic tension to /hlgg/ instead?

>>17572526
*dry humps you*

My dad ate live bison penis like mashmallow over a campfire

>>17572613
Anon....that wasnt bison penis...im sorry, but it was regular penis

rrat for u

>>17572613
>live bison penis
Like, still attached to the bison?

>>17572306
OK, I guess that's more reasonable. I knew some burger friends who used their microwave for everything.
But for you it is just something akin to childhood nostalgia

>>17572671
Cute...

>>17572695
Yeah, he didn't eat it completely he just kinda enjoyed it like a popsicle

>visits bae thread while watching bae cooking stream
>confused whether this is /rrat or /food

>>17572671
Damn That's adorable!

>>17572708
No one cooks quite like Chef Mike

>>17572671
pretty cute anon. do you take comissions or requests?

>>17572764
Every thread becomes /ck/ when food is so much as tangentially talked about.
It's the rules.
That is arguably one of the few ways of making Hologlobal useful.

>>17572796
not the drawer, this guy did it.
https://twitter.com/yppah1060/status/1488714987077980161

>>17572671
>tiny Mr. Squeaks
I love it

>>17572906
That's the appetizer

Bae is especially cute today

It's hilarious watching Bae taking care when cutting up the portions, then you see everything absolutely on the floor the moment she turns around.

It's fine, right?

>>17573026
It's pure chaos

>Microwaving beer

>microwave random shit
is she here?

>chicken broth out of the carton
This establishment is garbage.

The mixture.....

Is it possible to play this game without literally dropping your spaghetti every five minutes?

>>17573313
no, that's the fun

>>17573313
Yes but the controls are very unintuitive so that's how most streams go.

Cooking time is officially over, time to break things. Intentionally this time.

>>17573313
>Is it possible to play this game without literally dropping your spaghetti every five minutes?
It's playable when you use VR.

>likes garlic
I can't get enough of this rat

>>17574126
Does anyone in existence not like it?

>she doesn't like cinnamon
Fucking dropped

>>17574189
>Cinnamon is only tolerable in the appareil for pain perdu.
Agreed.

>>17574189
>you will never give Bae cinnamon kisses

>Haachama mention
Aussie cooking stream when?

>>17574324 (Me)
(I was agreeing with Bae, not >>17574189, I misclicked)

>Doesn't get the Smell What the Rock is Cookin catch phrase.
Fuck I'm old.

>>17574803
Do WWE references even reach down under?

Tomorrow is RE Village

>RE tomorrow
I assumed it'd be the end of the week, scared rat part two incoming

Remember to stream Hontou no Oto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwJ0_uqhb4

I leave thread baking to you JP/AUS bros, I must pass out. We're probably gonna burn through threads faster with daily streams.

>''sorry i dont get boomer jokes''
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPREGNATING THIS MESUGAKI

>>17574899
She'll probably be better this time since she can fight back and isn't limited to horrifying night vision.

>>17574875
I am aware of the rock cooking thing, but only because of the amount of time i've been on the internet

I want a bratty zoomer daughterwife

Man. I'm not good at baking so I'll probably ask for help, but this stream really made me want to cook something for her birthday.
>>17574920
Bold of you to assume the insomniacs aren't here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGffSAvTtU0

>Best hamster? Thank youuuuuu
I remember back when she used to get mad about getting called a hamster.

>>17576378
Cute ramster just rolls with it now.

>>17574978
the bullet count in the beginning is really low though...

>>17577456
the first hour or so will be a bit of a struggle. But she'll pick it up pretty quickly

Almost the same number of SCs but the Koreans donating twice the amount compared to USD. This is supposed to be peak burgerbros hours too

>>17577833
burger forces are expended after yesterday's stream. This is a marathon not a sprint

The real question is,
How the fuck will Bae get past the Baby section?
That is scarier than the beginning of Outlast

>>17578056
it's very short, she might go numb, but 1-2 sessions will get her through it. All you really need to do is run around it to get keys and open the door.

That whole dollhouse is scary though

>>17577978
I suspect a lot of people are going to be saving up to go big on her birthday too.

>>17578056
It's not that long so she can just push through it and it's the only fucking scary part in the entire game. The rest is a dumb action romp.

would you lick the rat

>>17580174
not after I learned she texts and watches videos instead of focusing on showering

>>17580174
Every inch.

>the rat I sort of ignored because she would peak her mike sometimes awhile back ends up having one of the best singing voices across all of hololive
holy shit well then