/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc
https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc
https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc

Pisschads run this thread.

https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc
https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc
https://youtu.be/Gzsa_B-9mOc

>post in thread saying I wish I could train Gura to shoot guns so she can help in the coming humans vs commies civil war
>faggot asks me why Gura would need to fight
>say Gura would want to be useful
>watch stream
>Gura says she wants to be useful in game
Gura based ancom confirmed

Is goobers die?

Gura cute! It has been scientifically observed.

Bonebros hype train

>>17546977
God I wish I didn't have to work tonight

>>17546999
Footchads are trod upon in this thread

>>17546999
based, trips and gura approved pilled

>>17547065
Yes she died from overdosing on my seamen.
Sorry you have to watch Gura now.

i hate that stupid meme name you gave her and spammed and i hate that she said it

>>17547073
(you)

>>17547113
t. goop goop

>>17547073
nice bait.

>>17546965
Did she piss herself and was embarrassed to admit it?

Gura cute Gura cute!

dumb faggots.

>>17547113
t. gouda gobbler

>>17547141
Probably playing with her little cun cun too.

I still can't believe how much she's been streaming lately. She really is spoiling us.

Shark pissy cunny

>>17547113
goopy goober poopy goop has many many names, and I love all of them

>>17547113
I love the nickname goop goop and I'm glad she used it

>>17547113
Gura never actually said goop goop. It was always a variation.

>>17547086
>>17547088
>Enters

remember to report spamming piss/diaper/scatfags.
it's the best way to improve this thread.

>>17547209
Imagine..... the best oyakodon anyone could ever ask for.

>>17546912
>Gura
>Carres about numbers

Are you SERIOUS(Sam)?

>>17546599
>fanfiction
You're probably the image replier himself, but I'll assume you aren't in good faith.

He used to accompany his autistic image replies with something along the lines of "you're retarded and that's okay". Or "you're a an idiot but that's just fine". Then one time he started shitting on Coco using that phrase. I made a list of posts that were obviously his, called him out for being a chink, and he flipped his shit and started posting porn. He got banned and the mass replies immediately stopped. It was one of the funniest things to happen in /ggg/ during that time.

>>17547232
Armpitchads stink up this thread

>stream more
>post schedule
>put frame early

WHO IS THIS GIRL

>>17546977
>>17547025
Shit game

>>17547302
None of that proves he was a chink, and yes him dunking on you idiots for hours was hilarious.

She's taken over...

Chest day is done go be productive today bros.

>>17547209
me on the left
me on the right

>>17547330
she is just so happy because I proposed to her

>>17547034
What pokemen is this?

>>17547073
Hell yeah

>>17547302
No anon, it was your reaction to multiple people posting images that was bizarre

>>17547302
It is 5 am for chink, I am sure he is fucking with you all night long.

>>17547415
GuraPinochet

>>17547232
>Chuubi

>>17547382
Can confirm. It's great how mad the image replier makes the whiners, I hope he never stops.

>>17547113
One of us, one of us, one of us

>>17547142
Gura not cute...

>>17547330
One that loves her fans

>>17547113
I don't hate it per se, but it is a bit childish

/pol/ fags are gonna argue for like 2 hours cya guys.

>>17547113
t. goopy goober goop goopcus gawrgingle goop poopy poopis goomba

>>17547491
don't you ever say that about my wife again

>>17547483
anon.... they arent actually mad they are just replying to him to make the thread even more shit on purpose....

>gura checks thread
>majority of the posts are about her being borderline incontinent/wearing a diaper
Does this upset you Gura, or does it make you happy that guys would love you even if you did piss yourself?

>>17547509
Do you watch the same Gura as the rest of us?

>>17547113
goopity goop poopty goop poopity goop goop poopity goop woop da goop.

>>17547073
still excited for it, what mori does outside of it doesn't change the fact that I have liked king and myth or treat they've done in terms of production

>>17547551
She's spurring it on so I'd like to believe she like it.

hashtag in stream title?

>>17547575
Q is going to be very hype which I am guessing is either Wednesday or Thursday release

I want Gura to piss on my dick

>>17547330
Mumei pretends to be Gura (who has died).

>>17547629
lol how? timestamp?

Is...is there any Tightchads?

>>17547549
They'll shit up the thread on cooldown either way, so what's the difference? At least this way we get more cute Guras.

>>17547575
The literal only things that bother me are shitting on her own fans and funneling people to her roommate account.
That stuff is just the worst.

>>17547689
Watch streams.

>>17547655
She probably remembered she could do after Kronii tagged her in the collab the other day, that or she just felt like doing it.

>>17547697
They get more yous and keep getting notifications to come back to the thread.
Feeding the trolls is never good and you dont need to look very far to see that....

>>17547302
If I stopped replying to your bullshit bait with cute Guras, it's because you either stopped posting it or I went to sleep, probably, not because some porn spammer got banned.
>Then one time he started shitting on Coco using that phrase.
I remember that being an extremely obvious falseflag, lmao. Must've been you.

>>17547655
It's in case you forget which stream you're in she's just making sure we don't get lost

>>17547702
There is absolutely nothing wrong with encouraging people to enjoy your roommate. If anything, the opposite is true and not doing so is hiding content that your fans would enjoy from them.

>>17547798
Go back

>>17547694
Those hips ANON STOP MY DICK IS GETTING HARD

>>17547761
They just reply to themselves otherwise anyway.

>>17547702
She wasn't shitting on her fans. She was shitting on her "fans." I don't see the issue with the roommate shit either. You support the person, don't you?

>>17547812
I love Gura in all her forms and I will not apologize for this.

>>17547798
Go back

>>17547694
Always here

>>17547702
>and funneling people to her roommate account
when and how?

I see the thread is off to a good start

>>17547814
Nyo

>>17547863
That is different from what you just said. No one cares that you do if you keep it to yourself, holos don't need to be shilling their roommates.

>>17547965
Wrong. They do need to shill them otherwise a large chunk of their fanbase will be missing content that they would enjoy.

>>17547879
There are plenty of other threads to discuss that in. But yea.... she did do that.

>>17547812
>>17547871
Go black

Deadbeats, go argue about Mori in your own general.

>>17547034
you know "ancom" means anarcho-communist right

>>17548046
sorry, meant anti-com.

>>17547992
Where do you people come from

>>17548027
Don't even name drop them anymore. Fucking faggots are annoying me now.

>noooooo you can't just promote your passion protect, you have to respect yagoo's shrimp dick!

i want to pet gura like a kitty

>>17548092
Why are you okay with potentially missing Gura content? What is wrong with you? You don't need to be from anywhere to have a problem with this.

>>17548167
You seem lost in this thread.

Amazing how far /vt/ has fallen where people openly encourage roommate posting including form the idols themselves.

>>17548199
same desu

>>17548199
>>17548232

>>17548211
>Gura
You might wanna try someone else's thread for your bait, anon.

>>17548234
>people

>>17548214
You seem lost in the head
>>17548234
I don't want the fans to do it but why the fuck would I complain that the idol themselves are doing it? Are you one of those people who's a fan of the company and not the vtuber?

>Third streaming hours among EN in January
Chumbies you can now kneel and suck the shork dicks because she is spoiling you

>>17548211
>Gura content
Okay you're definitely baiting at this point. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt thinking you were just a retard

>>17548092
Your mom

>>17548287
This thread is about Gawr Gura.

Shut up and love Gura.

>>17548301
She always spoils us in one way or another, isn't it great?

>>17548318
Yeah I'd support Gura's roommate if she told me to go watch her.

>>17548305
>>17548273
No, I am not baiting. Gura could begin posting on a different account at any time, and you might be unaware of this fact and miss out on content that you would enjoy. This isn't a hard concept to grasp, nor is it a bad thing to want notification that this is happening.

Gura ears
Gura nape
Gura neck
Gura armpits
Gura chest
Gura belly
Gura tail
Gura butt
Gura thighs
Gura feet

>>17548287
Im a fan of my Oshi caring about her job and not having so little faith in it that she needs an instant backup.

>>17548415
>No cunny
Cmon man

>>17548411
>Gura
Fuck off

>>17548415
Anon what the FUCK. how could you forget the forehead

>>17548411
It wouldn't be Gura, retard-kun

>>17548301
She streamed 62 hours in January which is pretty much her average, or slightly below it. Numberfagging is weird.

>>17548415
Rubrubrubrubrub

>>17548477
How are foreheads erotic?

>>17548523
ngmi bud. all of Gura is erotic

>>17548523
Everything about Gura is eroi, her ears are eroi.

>>17548523
All of Gura is erotic.

>>17548523
Uohhhh child forehead

>>17548504
The best part about that numberfag list they always post is that its not even close to accurate and even all the numberfags in their thread will admit that.

>>17548450
>>17548483
I'm not going to be baited, retards. You know exactly what I mean and if you're a Gura fan you also have the same concern.

>>17548430
Brainlet take but I respect you, chum.

>>17548523
>you will never spray Gura's forehead with cum
it hurts

>>17548667
>>17548719
Look, I appreciate that you're trying to reskin your baits to reuse them for Gura, but this one clearly does not apply here. Try something else.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17548850
God I bet she'd look so fucking cute on her knees looking up at you with the tip of your dick in her mouth.

NEVER FORGET!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/5se2qd.mp4

>>17548301
I remember people saying her hours will contine to drop when on her break, glad she went turbo once she got back

>>17548504
Its accurate for what is, public streams on their channel. Stop calling it inaccurate just because it upsets you.

>He thinks the first 30 minutes of Holofes will be broadcast to the beggars
kek

>>17549234
Yeah its cute how she's finally putting in effort and even doing clingy post stream tweets now that her numbers are collapsing.

>>17549225
too soon man, too soon

>>17548301
Being a chumbud has always been good.

>>17549353
anon......
I get that you seethe at any sight of women but you really cant be this retarded right?

>>17549019
It's not bait. I really and truly live in fear of missing out on Gura content if she decides to post elsewhere, and would appreciate a heads up in this thread if that happens. There's nothing more to say on this subject.

>>17549353
Rent free

I love her so much!

>>17549247
I don't know what you hope to accomplish by posting a meaningless metric, accurate or not.

I’m in love with goopus gwumbus gargingus gargauntuan grumbling gurgling grumpy giggling goopy poopy gwingo bwingo boingy doingy gwampa gwambus goopy poopy gumba gawr gura!

>>17549247
it's kinda ok to compare with others because they are all on equal terms but when talking about how much a particular one streams it is a pretty deceptive statistic, gura has lots of members and unarchieved karas a month for example

>>17549419
>>17549470
No, the first 30 minutes of Holofes will not be publicly broadcasted.

>>17548301
And it was all thanks to me

gwampus gwute

>>17549640
thanks gura

Just had an idea bros. Can Gura see the amount of people watching during a members' stream? What if that's part of the reason she feels so much more comfortable?

>>17548301
Now if she could just fix her stream time

>>17549566
so we just really have to hope they paywalled all of EN and ID appearing in 3d and keep it tightly under wraps, then, so that it doesn't spoil the 3d debuts

>>17549739
Yes she can and so can anyone else who cares enough to look at it.
That being said numbers are all fake anyways so it doesnt really matter.

>>17549739
It probably also helps her parents aren't watching members content so she can up the intimacy a bit.

>>17549225
;-;7

>>17549863

I know nothing about the game she's playing tonight but based on the steam page it looks kinda fun, I might actually pick it up after the stream

>>17549776
What they do with the model in the debut is more important than just knowing what it looks like anyway.

Someone stop him!
https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1488619477285617667?t=iwE8Ia9yWB_322LDhxu9OA&s=19

>>17550020
What they do doesn't matter at all in comparison to knowing what it looks like so fanartists can get ot work

>>17546977
sauce?

>>17550047
(ง ื▿ ื)ว

>>17550047
Too based for this world. He must be loving all the attention from Gura.

>>17546965
That's one sexy shark.

>>17550203
reNPC prefers the Ame attention

>>17550203
He's a teammate, he just loves how much the pony stuff makes people seethe.

>>17550269
He still likes Gura even if she isn't his favorite.

>my Gura acrylic stands from Shouu are being shipped
neat

>>17547070
kek, provide link to this stream.

>>17550297
Fucking phone autocorrect, I know it's Teamate.

>>17550321
Oh, is this Ame mama art? really cute to see gura in her artstyle.

>>17550420
That's a Shouu artwork, not Nabi

>>17550458
Ah, it looks very similar

I love Gura so much!

https://youtu.be/BRWGlvQrJW4?t=13320
I love how fucking adorable she gets whenever she's sleepy

>>17551053
love sleepy shark

>>17550835
no breasts

membershrimps are cowards

>>17551740
true, that's why im sharkside

>>17551169
Based Cookie poster.

>>17551740
why

I havent slept in 40 hours.

Let's goooooo!

>>17552048
goooooooooooo to bed

>>17552048
go to bed retard

>>17549838
Why would her parent's not be members? Most parents would be their child's number 1 fans, even when they are 9637 years old.

>>17552110
They're just giving us a little privacy.

>>17552110
Imagine her dad listening to that first ASMR Listening to his daughter do a quick exercise then lift her shirt up to reveal her heartbeat to a couple thousand men on the internet.

>>17552110
They might be membered and I know she's mentioned them watching before but I doubt they watch every stream.

>>17552628
I don't want to imagine that and neither does Gura. Never post it again.

She really is indestructible for me. Shes so fucking perfect its ungodly. I find other girls entertaining too, but this gremlin just hits literally every fucking spot for me. She's a literal perfect woman. Never in my fucking life would i thought id be infatuated with a real woman, and here i am proven wrong. It hurts even fucking more than anime women you know. Shes real, shes out there, and if i could work hard enough for it, i might even have a chance with her. But right now at this very moment im in pain. Its so fucking weird. 23 years of my life and i thought my interest in real women would disappear due to how repulsive the vast majority of them are. And then like a fucking lightning strike she comes in. Dragging my emotions through mud, fucking somehow both amplifying and completely getting rid of both my insecurities and desires.
At some point in my life i only ever wanted to make it for anime girls. Now i only want to make it for her. I dont remember last time i talked to them in my fucking head since ive started watching her. She really is a fucking blessing.
Ill fucking make it no matter what. For her.

>>17551740
greyniggers are cancer

>>17552628
You say this, but look at every titty streamer on Twitch that do a LOT more for publicly. I wonder if Amouranth's parents are proud of her

Guras Mordhau stream was so much better than Pekora’s. No wonder blue rabbit bitch is reclining. She’ll be reduced to tears when she sees the numbers on Gura’s 3D

>>17552048
That's not good for your neurons chumbie. Take a nap.

>>17553038
Pekora played Mordhau?

>>17553038
Tribalism is gay. Gura is a fan of her coworkers

>>17553075
I'm pretty sure Gura even mentioned on stream that Botan/Pekora played Mordhau after reading chat.

>>17552628
Oh nyo, Gura's thousands of husbands heard her heartbeat.

>>17553152
does she like pekora?

>>17552628
Pretty tame considering the shit a lot of other girls do to put themselves out there.

>>17553028
Why wouldn't they? A good parent would support their child. She is one of richest whores in the world. She succeeded where thousands of others failed.

>>17553288
Gura doesn't mention watching Pekora very often so I imagine she's indifferent toward her.

>>17553288
yes, she was even hyped for her outfit reveal

>>17553288
If anything she respects her but I think Peko is a bit too much of a numbers person for Gura in terms of watching her.

>>17553376
>Why wouldn't they?
I would not be proud of my daughter for being what is essentially a dumb whore sitting in a bathtub for a living

>>17552628
Wait, is this real? Is it member only or something? I typed in 'gura asmr' into youtube and nothing popped up.

>>17553457
>Peko is a bit too much of a numbers person for Gura
I really don't think Gura gives a shit about how much numbers pekora has.

>>17553525
graychama...

>>17553525
newfag and a greynigger..

>>17553547
Anon....
Gura doesnt care about numbers and Peko does.
Idk how you misunderstood what was said.

>>17553376
We need Islam ASAP

>>17553288
No, and most chumbuds hate Pekora too

>>17553605
And I also don't think Gura gives a shit about that or even knows about it.

>>17553572
Im a poorfag what can i say

>>17553633
speak for yourself schizo

>>17553653
You arent very smart are you?
Its more of a personality thing not a literal number thing.

>>17552948
I mean she has more subscribers than any other vtuber for a reason. She is that entertaining.

>>17553633
>most chumbuds hate Pekora too
Skeleton hands wrote this post.

>>17553633
>most chumbuds hate Pekora
Wait why am I supposed to hate Pekkers?

>>17553633
die in a fire numberfag

Speaking of pirating concerts, what was that one site to download anime and that sort of thing? I know it started with Nya or Nyan

>>17553038
>gets curb-stomped by bots
>stress levels reach peak levels during PVP
>loses all motivation to play when bots glitch out
Sounds like a battle for 10'th place.

>>17553895
https://nyaa.si/

>>17553857
Number 1 of JP and number 1 of EN are natural enemies!

I'm joking, but there anons like that.

>>17553967
thank u chum

>>17553923
Hes just a faggot Pekoras Mordhau stream was amazing and she had a great time playing with her fans online.
>>17554001
No problem.

>>17546965
THIS IMAGE LOOKS LIKE GURA HOLDING HER PEE AND I WANT GURA TO PEE IN MY MOUTH SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAA

>>17554018
I just went to try to find it and watch before Gura's stream but I think it's privated.

>>17553761
Pekora speaks Japanese anon.. Gura can't even understand what she's saying, let alone get a reading on her personality.
Unless the girls gossip about each other on discord or something

>>17554134
Holy fuck go back.

>>17553857
tribalist SEAnigger, plz undastand

>>17554161
???

>>17554104
Casualty from the holocaust. It hasn't been unprivated for some reason.

>>17554104
Yea pretty sure Pekos was privated for some reason think it was because she didnt have in game chat disabled and people posted some naughty things.
>>17554210
Anon you are saying that Gura doesnt speak Japanese so she cant like or dislike another members streaming personality. Do you know where the fuck you are? That is literally the point of this entire board.

>>17554321
Anon, most of the posters here only watch EN.

>>17554359
Exactly and they all need to go back.

>>17554404
You go back. They're exactly where they need to be.

>>17554321
>Anon you are saying that Gura doesnt speak Japanese so she cant like or dislike another members streaming personality
Are you fucking nuts? Give me a SINGLE indication that Gura has ever made to show she dislikes Pekora.

>>17554359
Gura loves and watches JP and anyone who doesn't at least from time to time is a fake fan.

>>17554460
undeniable proof right here bro.

>>17554462
The
>chumbuds dont watch hololive
meme is 100% true anon

>>17554460
You are misunderstanding DISLIKE from doesnt watch because its not for her. Kind of sad that you are unable to put that together yourself.

>>17554533
Read what you fucking said you moron:
>she cant like or dislike another members streaming personality

>>17554532
I know and that is why I am better than they are and Gura loves me more than she loves them.

>>17553633
Glad it was finally said. Tired of the blue rabbit eared cunt. Gura is just better on every level(not to mention has better numbers in EVERYTHING)

>>17554581
>streaming personality
Jesus dude you are really fucking retarded.

>>17554462
I'm still watching them occasionally, but as new EN generations come out it becomes less and less necessary. I'll probably be clip-only for JPs by the time this year ends.

>>17553028
Amouranth is great, you should check out her ranch streams, she has a bunch of horses and knows a lot about them. I don't watch her because she has a boyfriend, though.

Have fun with the falseflagging SEAniggers, I'm out

>>17554581
Holy fucking ESL

>>17554639
>you should check out her ranch streams
I'd rather watch gay scat porn

>>17554639
Who do you watch? I've never watched a titty streamer for more than 30 seconds before and you seem to know a lot about them.

>>17554778
Im going to kick bloops ass. Ebi-chan is the superior mascot.

>>17552628
Whats the timestamp for this?

>>17554928
When all other bait fails just post Mori....
You know I almost respect it.

doki doki

>>17555082
Onegai timestamp.

>>17555025
It's in the comments of the video but here you go.
Just listening to this a little bit reminded me that Gura fucking went in hard for her first time jesas...
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=3131

>>17555191
I don't have it, I just saved the soundpost. I actually haven't watched her whole ASMR stream yet, but now that Valentine's ASMR is pretty much confirmed, I should do it.

>>17555225
Thanks anon.

>>17553038
Agreed 100%. It’s no wonder Pekora is lucky to break 20k subs a month these days whereas Gura gets 100k a month

Hey guys im going to reply to myself!!!!

>>17555673
Fag, don't reply to yourself.

I am currently listening to the last asmr stream she did since I totally forgot she even did asmr for members but man holy shit, Gura doing asmr is incredible.

I guess she is too shy to do a non-member asmr stream? Not to mention she stopped since a while too.

>>17555673
Haha just kidding im actually somebody else!
You all have been fooled!!!!

>>17555673
>>17555739
I made these posts

i call this next piece
"i need to fucking vent i haven't been having the best day today"

>>17555714
she has been talking about doing asmr a lot more recently, but don't expect it outside of member streams.

>>17555706
>>17555739
>>17555758
>>17555775
what no shark does to a chumbud. . .

>>17555714
She's shy and she feels she's not that good at it.
Which is pretty normal because she only did it once, but we are hoping VDay ASMR happens.

>>17555775
It would be accurate if I wasnt literally forced to watch Mori

>>17555714
I hope she never does a non-member one. It's bad enough she does public karaoke.

>>17554755
Frankly, I just watch Gura now because her content is better.
I tried watching a lot of girls like Amouranth, Cherry Crush, Valkyrae, etc. but I determined I just like Gura a lot more.

>>17555823

https://youtu.be/C6gHTYJWd1M

Just by this alone & knowledge of Sen's Reddit account(u/senzawoo), it's obvious who Gura is. She's a famous Canadian singer named Samantha Martin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Martin

Makes sense, considering how good Gura is at karaoke streams.

what was the brand of mango juice gura told us to buy again?

uh, points for creativity, I guess

>>17555861
Why is it bad?
Don't most karaoke streams go unarchived anyway?

>>17555933
newman's orange mango tango

>>17555933
newman's own orange mango tango

You know.... that actually made me laugh a bit. Thanks anon. Enjoy your little break.

>>17555775
this implies that antis dont love it when cuckbeats bump their shitty threads relentlessly

I hate that eating enough is the hardest part of doing my reps for Gura

>>17555978
>>17555993
>not in my local store
Fuck. I hate shipping.

I just realized she's starting rockstar day at her normal time instead of a bit early. Gonna be a nice long night

Gura has gotten more subs this month alone than Pekora got in the past 4 months LOL. Shark toooooo strong

I just finished a workout

>>17556483
Good job chumbie!!!

>>17556475
Crazy. Reclining rabbit....

>>17556483
No, you are not done jet, time for cardio and hip reps.

>>17555775
i feel the need to clarify i'm calling myself out with this post not anyone else

I wonder what people get out of replying to themselves for literal hours on end falseflagging for an oshi that they dont watch.

>>17556642
They have mental illnesses

>>17556642
legitimate mental illness. don't even try to understand it, it's not normal in any way.

>>17556706
>>17556718
Well i mean im fucking retarded and even I know when to just switch to a deadbeat thread.

>>17556475
Is this true??? I look at Peko’s art tag sometimes and I’ve noticed she’s getting less and less good art from big artists

>>17556638
I should also clarify that this post was me. I am sorry for this shitpost.

>>17556642
It kinda scares me to save their pics because I find them cute or funny, then me using them and people thinking I am the schizo replying to other people.

>>17555933
I'm proud of her just straight up telling us to buy something. Her power grows.

>>17556934
I wonder if there will be a measurable increase in their sales. lol.

>>17556934
Im not because nobody sells that shit around here.

I think this is a super hard question but what you guys think is the best Gura stream?

I have been watching her since debut but I often forget a lot of stream she does.

>>17555978
I need to write this down so I can check and see if anyone has it next time I go out

>>17557104
Make it go boom

>>17548301
It’s never been a better time to be a chumbud

>>17557104
there's too many 'best' streams to count. my most watched would be oceanside soft talking, i listen to it while i'm falling asleep a lot.

>>17557000
same but at least I can buy other mango products and pretend

>>17557104
Gift wrapping but yeah there are several that make it very hard to choose. I can't even remember all the times I've thought during a stream that this HAS to be one of the best she's ever done.

>>17553633
Pekora betrayed me on Christmas. In fact, so did Gura, but at least Gura didn't lie about why she didn't stream.

shark...heh, more like shart...

>>17557514
Of you didn’t hate Pekora that then you’re not a real chumbud

This moment.... is just special
https://youtu.be/95EaRULYLGw?t=17466

>>17557104
My favorite stream is the one where she acted like she was gonna do a handcam stream, but when the intro faded she was actually showing her feet instead.

It was so amazing. Most viewed and most superchatted vtuber stream of all time, and deservedly so.

>>17557724
I rewatch that one a lot whenever I'm unconscious.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488657328106835977
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488657328106835977

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488657328106835977
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488657328106835977
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488657328106835977

i love my based commie sharkwife

>>17557873
Is this a reference

Gura is a commie? im gonna unsub sorry chumbros

>>17558094
bodka

>>17556706
I don't do that, but I am severely mentally ill

gura gura based and ebin!
gura is a gamer savage!
giver her supas give her subs!
give her money lazy chumbs!

/pol/buds It's your time!

How many of you chumbuds were diagnosed with a mental illness?

>>17558687
I just want to watch my little shark

>>17558720
No because whatever form of depression I have doesn't fall under Major Depression or Bipolar Depression. My psychiatrist said I have traits of both which is paradoxical, so technically my "mental illness" doesn't exist.

>>17558550
I already give her a substantial share of my hobby money. So nyo.

>>17558720
i dont know ive never seen a psychiatrist

>>17558720
>implying i can afford medical diagnosis

>>17558720
I ran out of anxiety meds years ago but I don't have to go out thanks to covid so everything is fine.
I hope we don't have to return to the office any time soon

>>17558720
I was diagnosed with depression and refused to take my meds.

>>17558720
I've never been diagnosed, but I'm sure I'd at least be depressed if I ever actually go to get checked, because I don't think suicidal fantasies every time even a minor inconvenience happens is normal

>>17558930
Depression meds are a scam

>>17558720
I was diagnosed with OCD as a kid.

>>17558945
Sure, but I just didn't like how I couldn't get a boner anymore.

>>17558945
And an addiction you'd do well in avoiding.

>>17558720
I am autistic and suffering from depression because I have fibromyalgia, vasovagal syncope, and early signs of heart failure.
Best case scenario I live 10 more years and I'm only 28.
Feels bad man.

>ADHD as a child
Western medicine is destroying young men with this kind of diagnosis, what I needed was more time outside playing with friends instead of being medicated.

>>17559091
damn, that's rough

>>17559240
At least I have shark

>>17559091
The best of luck to you chumbud.

>>17558720
That costs money, anon

Sometimes my heart pounds extra hard for one beat and I can feel it. That's been happening more recently. I should probably get that checked out but keep putting it off.

>>17559325
For me mine drops down to about 40 bpm quite often and gets as low as 32.
Get yourself checked out buddy

Uh, I guess because of Gura talking about ASMR I got this on the recommendations below her stream??

>no mental illnesses and never had to take meds
>In love with a cute shark girl
Im doing alright buds

>>17559325
Yeah that could be palpitations or something worse like arrhythmia. Or you might be hitting the caffeine too hard.Definitely worth getting checked.

fluffy new years kimono gura tonight

>>17558828
>substantial share
>not all of it
not a real chumbie

>>17559373
bros.....she listens to boyfriend asmr........

>>17559441
I hope I'm on her head

>>17558720
Good thing aspergers is a physical defect and not an illness that can be treated so I dont qualify for having an illness

>>17559373
I don't have it, what have you been looking up bud?

>>17559441
i hope im on her head again

>>17558720
ADHD gang represent

>>17559367
>32 bpm
My god.... I'll pray for you chumbie

>>17559515
I knew someone was gonna say something like that, but no, I haven't been listening to any ASMR, and definitely not "dominant boyfriend ASMR" lol. The rest are Hololive recommendations

>>17559520
Fuck off I hate having ADHD

>>17559373
For some reason, at least for me, sometimes after watching a video in the recommedations on the right I will get 3 videos that are related to what I was watching and then a super random fourth video that is not related at all.

I remember watching some game video and I got a recomendation of Runescape and some random gacha game video once.

>>17559520
Is it worth getting diagnosed?

>>17559644
>>17559612
Yeah, exactly this is what I was saying. Maybe is some weird youtube glitch or youtube pushing random content for some reason.

>>17558720
Have pretty gnarly general anxiety disorder, was diagnosed with depression a few years back but magically got better after a couple of years. Anxiety stuck around (and got worse) but can't complain too much. Oh and I'm emotionally dependent on a shark.

>>17559554
That's not bad if well managed, deep meditation can lower your heartbeat close to that range, or thats what i was told once.

>>17558720
Im normal I feel bad for you guys being so fucked up

>>17559612
Nah I was just fucking with you, I have some weird mobile game recommendation video. I have no clue what the fuck it is and I've never watched anything that would be close to relevant to it

>>17559770
Its extremely bad for anyone who isnt like a literal god athlete. For a normal person to go from like 90-100 bpm to 30-40 is really really bad.

>>17559869
I keep getting this fucking garbage anyone know how to stop youtube from showing this disgusting thing?

>>17559948
Fucking lmao

Gura won't play that twitch thot simulator game and I love her even more because of it

>>17559948
ublock

>>17559948
An adblock would probably work
Also, LPL videos are great. I feel like Gura would love them if she hasn't seen them before

>>17559948
lol why so mad

>>17559644
Pretty normal. Get videos like Disney fastpass history and some response video saying the world isn't flat. I think it's youtubes algorithm trying to promote trending videos.

I never get the related videos about things Gura mentions, it's mostly just shit from other channels I watch. Is it because I use youtube too much and you need to have a seperate Gura account before it will pull you into her gravitational well?

>>17559883
I am not an athlete but meditate a lot, i can go around 50bpm on a good day.
Beats me how that works.

>>17560214
it also helps when you actually watch one or two of those videos, even if that means searching for them.

my youtube energy is so strong that gura gets recommended the shit i watch

>>17560137
Its not even trending videos since everyone get those. It's literally random videos that barely have 5k views like with this anon >>17559869
I know it started to happen recently and I don't understand why.

Ever since I started watching Gura I keep getting recommended videos of children playing at the park.
Anyone know the reason for this?

>>17560125
flatart is gross

>>17560285
doing this just told me that me and Gura's taste are too different to bother. I like when she mentions short videos, those are watchable.

>>17560655
You should watch them, those are pretty good videos to watch after gura finishes streaming.

>>17560730
I mean I do but that's besides the point.

GURA LOVES KRONII

blue....

Gura responding to Kronii's computer problems with "blue". Weird thing to comment on.

Gura and Kronii should fuck...

>>17560958
with me, yeah

>>17560984
fuck with is different from fuck, anon

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488671409073233926
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488671409073233926
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1488671409073233926

>>17560931
Blue Screen of Death and their both blue, I guess? The inner machinations of Gura's mind are an enigma.

>>17561060
Is that diagnosis tool even useful at all?
Looks like a waste of time.

I don't care about games, I just want her to talk to us for a couple hours again desu

>>17561322
Thats really pathetic

Goodnight chumbuds, I'll probably watch the vod tomorrow. Shark dreams!

>>17561394
>pathetic
Huh? Her just talking is the best content.

>>17561394
>he doesn't want gura zatsu
faggot

>>17561322
Well, you'll get your wish on Sunday. Should be nice. And I'm sure there will be some mini zatsu in the meantime.

>>17561447
>>17561455
stop acting like a woman

>>17561394
get out