/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17537509
[citation needed]

No thank you.

Thanks Kiara!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww/community?lb=Ugkx_hiYD-bki4f5BG5BUROfrovmPdOZat9l

There's nothing to apologize when the Hololive PR is so shit that 3D announcement happens randomly in some menheras stream. Their marketing is abysmal.

>>17537509
I like how she did it in the most dickhead way possible and totally stole any hype they could have had announcing it just to give herself and her roommate more attention.

She did it first Mori

Nice try though

nice try Calli

Fucking junkie attention whore did it before the ID girls could who are her senpai in some random stream nobody watched just for damage control and to push her roommates shit music. I'm now her anti.

>>17537509
Thank you Calli for ruining the surprise.

>>17537546
watch stream nigger

>>17537509
Apologize for what? For breaking any hype a formal announcement in a EN x ID collab could get? Is more to blame her than anything OP...

Just to really make you chuds seethe, I reiterate: Has /vt/ ever been right? About anything. Because at this point /vt/ saying "hot chocolate is good" would make me think all hot chocolate turned into mud.

>>17537509
Biggest kwab of 2021

>listen to "dark hour"
>cancel membership

>>17537980
Enter Ame

>>17537980
better late than never

>>17537615
Cope teakek, your oshi's services are no longer required.

Congratulations. Your oshi has to basic ability to talk, and reveal something that she didn't make herself.

>Forces "friends" collab
>begs for big announcement
Wow, she's really desperate to stay relevant huh, poor girl's really feeling stressed from her mistakes

>>17538136
>>17537730
teakeks coping

>>17538266
she's rent free on your head

>>17537980
why

>>17538208
Rent free, Cuckbeat. I am proud Haaton.

>>17538208
After Holo Fes it will still be necessary because you can bet Cover won't let them use their 3D models

>>17538344
Teamates and Haatons are the same tho

>>17538314
wouldn't rent free imply that he brought it up himself out of nowhere rather than talking about her in a thread about her?

>>17537509
>EN 3D
Nice
>Mori is in it
Yikes
Was excited there for a moment

>>17537509
Way to kill any momentum to the announcement, leanchugger.

>>17538344
After the attempted Chammers hate thread cuckbeats tried to pull off, i'm glad you guys are here with the payback.

>>17537509
it's going to be behind a paywall anyway

>>17537509
No. Absolutely not.

>>17538382
>condombeat moving goalposts, as usual

>>17537509
i'll kneel if she does lean on stage

>>17537509
No fuck it , it didnt do anything for it, it just announced some shit , that thing is actively ruining Hololive

>>17538488
I'm a Haaton you retard

>>17538625
sure you are

>>17537509
No fuck it , it didnt do anything for it, it just announced some shit , that thing is actively ruining Hololive , also it's "new songs" should tell you more than you should ever need to know

>>17538661
I am, and I'm not the one who used that aqua image, I just wanted to say a fact

wiggers gonna nig

>>17537509

>>17538738
Haatons and Teamates being the same is not a "fact", falseflagging Condombeat.

>>17537602
Orange woman good!

This is some good 3D. Yes yes yes

3D cunny uooooooh!

Still not idols.

>>17538908
that butchered the deadbeat's expression, which was calli's favorite part.

>>17538826
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Cuckbeat post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" crying skeleton, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a woman pretending to be an anime girl. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Mori anti NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "KEKBEATKEKBEATKEKBEAT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>17537509
mori i know you check /vt/ every 5 mins. i just wanna say i love you and you should kys

>>17537509
She SHOULD apologize, since they weren't supposed to tell us yet. I would even consider this a leak. What an evil bitch. They weren't supposed to say anything yet. There is so much damage control in Kiara's comment.
>but according to management we are now allowed to talk bout it and Calli mentioned it on stream already

>>17537818
No one cares about ID

>>17539023
yeah kiara's post isn't exactly the da vinci code

>>17538980
Glad we are rent free in your head Mori.

Don't need to make a long post about it though

>>17537965
/vt/ is wrong about absolutely anything but will still claim they have been right all along

>>17538980
yummy pasta

>>17537602
>not their 3D debut

So it's going to be walfie models again?

>>17539023
She SHOULD Kill herself! She's the bane of EN there is literally nobody! Worse the only thing the accomplished is me hating her more than the chicken now

>>17539226
Chimkin is true idol and loves KFP.

>>17539225
If they're using their actual 3D models it'll be a similar situation that Suisei, Marine and Flare had during the 1st fes. where their idol models where revealed before their 3D debuts. It also happens a lot with Nijisanji where I believe everyone that already reached the 3D milestone has their model already made, but considering the huge line for 3D debuts it's not uncommon that the first time they use it is during big live events. Now I have no clue how will Cover do it if they're no going to Japan. With ID1 is easy because they already lived on the same place for a while and Cover can probably rent a studio there in Indonesia, but other than Mori who could just go to the venue the rest is scattered around the world, and even if Ina, Watson and Gura live on the same continent they're nowhere near each other and I don't know how Canada and the US are dealing with people going moving around the border. And Kiara is super isolated but it's more likely she would meet the other 3 then go to Japan if they don't open the borders until March.

>>17537602
Thank you orange woman.

Good i read it and didn´t listen to pink woman, who always phrases things so bad, one ends up with the wrong conclusion.

>>17537602
This Kiara's post sounds like a damage control. Like calli wasnt supposed to say that yet. I mean it's fucking weird she just dropped it like it's no biggie.

>>17537859
no thanks lol

>>17540822
Why should Calli's fans be the first ones to hear about it? It was probably going to be announced in a big collab stream so multiple fan groups would learn about it all at the same time. Or maybe a tweet by official corpo account. Not some drunk wigger offhanded comment about it at the end of her stream.

>>17537602
>I know you all must have many questions, but I can NOT answer them!
>Just take this piece of information and be HYPE!

Literally this

>>17541287
>Hey Kiara show us the 3D model
>"No"
>FUCKING SOULLESS CORPO SHILL KYS
This is you

Aside from Mori and Kiara who have previous stage experience, how do you think Myth will fare moving around in 3D? Do you think they'll have any sort of choreography prepared, or will they just wail around like retards similar to VR Chat?

>>17543129
If they had choreo, Mori wouldn't be able to do it

>>17543129
The latter one probably , i mean mori gets away with that on stage all the time

>>17543129
Ina will die if she tries to dance.
Gura will last 5 minutes with that body fat.
Ame can last a lot but you can bet she has no choreography.

>>17537509
>implying having anything to apologize for
why do faggots like (you) bother making such garbage threads.

>>17543129
I'd worry more about their stamina. Ina and Gura need to do some cardio. Gura has already started, Ina has been sick but she did do a new years promise.

>>17543129
They won't have a dance because it's impossible for them to coordinate it and it's already hard to practice for it, hell I'll be amazed if they managed to sing a song without fucking up

>>17543129
Judging from their 3D streams which isnt a lot
Gura cant even sidestep because of how small her room is, Ina has the stamina of a snail and hyperventilates just bending over, Ame can dance and can even do ringfit without issues

>>17539967
Well Kiara liked one of her comments that said it seems like it could just be the Walfie models. It seems abundantly clear this is going to be "3D" as in the same concept as their VR. Cover isn't going to personally send them all a home studio, especially when some of them would never use it again outside of this circumstance. But any like Ame who choose to buy all that stuff themselves will get to avoid ever going to Japan to debut.

>>17538346
Calli literally said that holo fes would open the door for more 3D content in her announcement

>>17543865
I can see them importing the actual 3D models to VRC, like Roboco. Using the Walfie models during a big event like Holofes doesn't sound like a good idea, specially when it's their first appearance.

>>17544566
Hello tourist. They've used literal cardboard cutouts (aka, a .png of the vtuber) for the same events before.

are you guys actually expecting them to all meet up in some studio in a yet-undetermined location to perform?

>>17544868
No, nobody thinks that, the announcement already made that clear, they aren't even all scheduled for the same day.

>>17544868
Considering Mori is in Japan and Japan is currently closed completely not allowing anyone to go in even with permanent work visas, that isnt happening.

Couldn't even wait to announce in someplace more appropriate like the upcoming collab with Gura or is that the announcement of Q's release date? Also, I didn't realize she released a new song on her old account yesterday since it just popped up in recommendations now.

>>17544641
Oh yeah, remember all the times they used cardboard cutouts for a PAID event?

Yay Mori nice job at stealing your ID senpais's thunder for petty reasons.

>>17546420
Gura and Ina literally exist, what was that, a week ago?

>>17546629
Oh yeah, the Aqua live. Completely forgot about that. Well, you got one, but I still HEAVILY doubt they would the same for something as big as the Holofes, considering even when they had talent that didn't had their 3D debut they still used the idol models.

>>17539099
>No one cares about ID
DYRB

>>17538980
You're spilling purple drank all over yourself, Mori.

>>17547008
Wouldnt be the first time

>>17544868
>are you guys actually expecting them to all meet up in some studio in a yet-undetermined location to perform?
Why do you think it needs a studio?
The tech is unironically advanced way beyond that.

people hate calli too much.
but this was really a bad way to announce this, it shouldn't even be announced in the first place.
just hint that it was happening, make it a open secret that everyone knows about but its not 100% sure.
people will buy the ticket to see their oshi, a bunch of people would buy just to see if its real or not, a fuckton of people would start making 30minutes long ranting of why its real while other make a 2h rant why its not.
it would make for some great content. and in the end people would be happy because it was real.

but no, here is it guys in the end of a random stream with nothing else to show but 2 sentences.

>>17543129
they all have more then enough time to get some dancing lesson or whatever

>>17538980
Its weird cuz it really reads like she posted it. Then if you add to it reading it in her voice its almost 100% her.

>>17538908
who makes this draws?

>>17539129
She also seems to live rent free in your heads. A match made in hell.

>>17539129
Hey, if those assholes keep spamming the same unoriginal post, we might as well respam them with copypastas

>>17538980
This is why the cuckbeat meme will never die

>>17558804
t. zhang

>>17558921

>>17537509
Why? everyone was going to announce it anyway, she just happens to be the first one to do it.

>Can I be the one who makes the announcement, manager-san? Pleeeease?
>Fine, you're allowed to tell them now anyway
What am I apologizing for, exactly?

>>17541256
I wish Pekora surpassed this wigger

>>17559002
Like clockwork the only thing he can say is cuckbeat like a programmed NPC

>>17538980
holy shit is this new?

>>17553238
Hmmm....
>>17538980
>"epic"
>Doritos
>anime girl
>projecting
Yep, it could check out.

>>17560104
It's fucking worst than that cuckbeat skel image

>>17537615
The thread could've ended here and nothing of value would've been lost. Cover is really shit at these types of things. Period.

>>17537509
No no it was February 1st, that's the date management planned to announce it. So they did. On their twitter. After Mori announced it. The same way they announce all the other big secrets that they hype for free marketing bucks. Oh wait, cover didn't announce it, it was just Mori, who did it selfishly with no one else present, because she hates hololive and idol culture and she wanted to ruin it for everyone and get some attention at the same time.
...DYRBI?

>>17560353
Every rrats will have their ogeys

>>17543129
they'll stand around swaying awkwardly while mori does this

>>17559358
the funny thing is, you can TELL by all the little clues that Calli was a normal TX girl that just got pressured into accepting nig culture.
had she had proper hyperborean influence, she would be a beacon of awesome and a true lady.

>>17538980
Yo! Thumb-suckahng lahttle boys gettahng bored wahth daahr tays nah, like,
I'M NOT YOUR DAUGHTER YOUR WIFE OR YOUR ROLE MODEL
Calm doeswn
ya isn't mah boss, or mah mom, or mah dad And ya 'as ta reassess ahf dahs shaht make ya sad

>>17538980
>Yo! There he ahs. There he goes agaahn. 'S coo', bro. Loaahahght, eeasyghlyone! He posted aht once agaahn! Isn't he jus' da funnahest guy around?! Oh mah God. I ca almost see ya padatahc overweahght frise glowahng ahn da dark, laht by ya system screen whahch ahs da only source of lahght ahn ya room, gahgglahng lahke a lahke gahrl as ya once agaahn type ya lahttle Cuckbeat post up a' fahll ahn da captcha. Sheeeiit. Or maybe ya doesn't even fahll ahn da captcha. Sheeeiit. Maybe ya're such a dahsgustahng NEET dat ya actually paahd for a 4cha pass, so ya jus' choose da pahcture. What it is, like, wow, Mama! Oh, a' we all know da pahcture. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch... The "epahc" cryahng skeletan, ahsn't aht? I ahmagahne ya lahttle shaht laughahng so hard as ya clahck aht dat ya drop ya Dorahtas on da floor, but aht's aahahght, ya modar wahll buff aht up ahn da mornahng. Oh, dat's rahght. Dahd I faahl ta mentahon? You lahve wahth ya modar. Ah be baaad... You is a fat fuckahng fuckup, sda boys probably so sahck of ya already. Slap mah fro! So sahck of havahng ta does eeasyghlytahnk for ya all goddisn day, eeasyghly day, for a grown geezer who sprahsonds all hahs tahme on 4cha postahng about a wogeezer pretendahng ta be a aahme gahrl. Just ahmagahne dahs. She had ya, a' den she thought ya was gonna be a scahentahst or a astronaut or somethahng gra', a' den ya becise a NEET. A padatahc Morah atah NEET. She probably crahes herself ta sleep eeasyghlyday thahnkahng about 'ow doesesggahn' aht ahs a' how she wahshes she could jus' dahsappear. Ah be baaad... She ca't even try ta talk wahth ya because all ya say ahs "KEKBEATKEKBEATKEKBEAT." You've bechahll a parody of ya own self. What it is, Mama! With muh beeotch! And dat's all ya is. A sad lahttle geezer laughahng ahn da dark by hahmself as he prepiss ta ahndulge ahn da sise old dace dat da boys doesne a mahllahon tahmes now. And dat's all ya'll ever be. What it is, mostly, Mama!

>>17561058
you're the reason why white women are fucking more blacks.

>>17559358
>caring about subs
Pekora has 3 times more viewership than Mori has regularly, is the third most viewed female streamer in the world and second most viewed vtuber and is in third place on superchats (or second if you're not counting Coco). She already passed the wigger in all numbers that matter.

>>17543129
They can take advantage of one of the great benefits of being a vtube idol, and can just prerecord the whole dance. None of them even have to be able to get through the whole choreography on one go, because it should be fairly trivial to splice it together from individual parts.

>>17559500
just like ur program'd to say zhang like a cuck

>>17559500

>>17560840
Mori has zero coordination from all the opiates and alcohol she consumes daily.

>>17537509
based

>>17537509

>>17538980
Just let us have some fun, some of us dont like to get wasted on drugs and alcohol like you mori

>>17537509
oh no no no

>>17537509
wait really

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>>17573421
A lost form of art. Gracias for this, senor.

>>17537509

>>17537509
more like ruined the announcement