/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Define autist moments

They can be anything

Aqua's whole existence.

>>17347025
Calliope Mori liking and complimenting the picture of deadbeats getting cucked

>>17347025
>tells his audience they're not his friends to maintain distance
>Says he's their husband
>Tells one of his viewers to dm him a pic of their marriage
>Deleted a stream because of youtube ccv fuckery

>>17347094
Stuff like this

Chama's pepperoni pizza rant is pretty legendary

>>17347453
who the fuck is this

>>17347958

kyo mo kawaii

>>17347266
Literally Chris Chan "this will show those DAMN DIRTY TROLLS" style autism

>everything is FNAF to him
>sees a bear, it's Freddy, sees a tophat, it's Freddy, sees metal wiring, it's the FNAF office, sees a number, it's the bite of '87
>has assigned members of EN to FNAF characters several times
>when he is talking about FNAF in a collab with several people and someone speaks up, he either continues his sentence as if they never said anything, or goes "I am still talking" to ensure everyone is quiet so they can hear about Springtrap's origin story
>in his Security Breach stream, every other minute was a fun fact about FNAF game dev, down to the SFX

>>17347453
>>17347958
Suisei

>>17347453
How can one girl be so perfect?

>>17351002
Fumino is a perpetual yab in progress.

>>17347101
Every time I see Aqua I find a new answer to this question.

>>17347025
moona mic gun

>>17347453
I don't think some of these are false, wasn't her sister the one who talked a plushie? Also if true seem useful, I had a menhera moment last night, being at the verge of crying while regretting parts of my past and hating it in general, and I had trouble sleeping. But I imagined my Oshi being sweet, and how she would try to cheer me up if she saw me like that, saying stuff like "don't be silly anon Kun, greats stuff await to you". It worked perfectly, I cried a little bit and It was easy to sleep. If you are menhera don't deny it while being alone, and look for menhera Solutions if they work for you. Suisei may be menhera but she is successful and seems to be happy

>>17351033
God I would get along so easily with comet, she is the kind of person who is between a normal person and a true psychopath. Her logical mind stops her from being completely normal but she is such a sweetheart...

>>17351425
She would hate you.
Also anon stop right there, not a step further, you sound one misstep away from falling into a vat of chemical parasocial sauce

ripping out their fingernails

>>17347025
watson railway

>>17351480
She wouldn't, OKAY? I don't need Suisei, only a woman like her who would understand me unlike this decadent society in which we live. Maybe anemachi...

>>17351236
She's not even close to being a menhera. She's just a little weird. That list is flanderized

Sana's debut stream.

>>17351236
>>17351425
>>17352202
Do you regret what you did to your mom, Chris?

>>17348400
Please stay in your male containment threads. Thank you.

>>17347025
The only real autism i've seen is Aqua's moments and Choco with her spino/endermen autism

someone post the nene pasta

>autism the chuuba

>>17352837
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well

When she was a child, Gura used to pick those shark wombs up on the beach, and rattle them, and then lick her fingers afterwards.

She cried when someone in an online game once said she used the short bus.

>>17351002
naan cat love

>>17352909
I haven't heard some of these
Please tell me there's clips

>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>There was one time her obscure oshi made it big and her first reaction was being frustrated because she liked having an obscure oshi.
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears

>>17352909
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
how?

>>17351002
someone post the pasta of this cats autism

>>17352909
>>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
kek, i will now watch your oshi

>>17354952
Did those shows originally have laugh tracks? Are laugh tracks usually dropped from the audio when shows are dubbed, or is it a separate track?

>>17347025
I've been watching Kronii streams lately and she's autistic as fuck. She spent like 20 minutes in her SA2 stream fucking around with save files because the chaos in her chao garden were already hatched for some reason and she wanted fresh unhatched ones.

>>17347266
That was cool though

>>17352909
The world does not deserve Nene, but got her anyway.
I want to see the academic score 3 clip.

>>17355200
>Did those shows originally have laugh tracks?
Yes
>Are laugh tracks usually dropped from the audio when shows are dubbed, or is it a separate track?
Separate track, usually they have a distinct volume difference but not that much

>>17355200
no clue if they use them or not but id assume yes. I'm pretty sure they keep the laugh tracks on dubs atleast from the shows ive seen dubbed

>>17347025
Gura vacuuming sand for twenty minutes in complete silence.

>>17347101
https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4

>>17356310
god I love this autist

https://streamable.com/f8aj90

>>17356255
Wasn't she sick during that stream?

>>17357435
Mori is retarded not autistic

>>17354352
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous orders from the same place to see which one of the drivers would deliver first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time she ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats then went to the store to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothespins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed / internet disconnected and he was forced to stream the continuation on his channel right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulting in unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Fell asleep during a stream and got 250000 yen in Super Chats while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>Forgot to stop her stream and sang asshole song live
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Baked a naan in the middle of a collab stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Cleaned her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic getting swallowed by the vacuum cleaner
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempted to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>Peed in Fumi's bathtub, her friend and fellow Nijisanji member
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>Once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming with her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and got stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>And the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>Had a fight with her little sister live on stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>Asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone had to help her finish the chips
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>Forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>Forcibly ended a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another player a win
>Made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>For some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon, and some politicians follow her
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>17359442
>Placed clothespins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
what the fuck

>>17359442
she also recently did a livestream of her shitting. literally just her sitting on the toilet until she shit.

>Bullied a child, child started to cry, then she pissed herself
>Scheduled a guerilla
>Captured her browser where it was bookmarked /vt/, warosu and her PL's twitch
>Organize a Collab and then oversleeps it
>Likes every BL nijisanji fanart on Twitter
>Streamed a date with her coworker...twice

>>17359976
>Bullied a child, child started to cry, then she pissed herself
The fuck?
Source?

>>17360086
https://youtu.be/JnePqOtw6wM
1:07:25

It's in Spanish tho

>>17347453
God's creation, The Blue Comet.

>>17347453
Is suisei worth watching?

>>17348400
That's just regular zoomer.

>>17355200
>>17355959
>>17356004
they'd be watchable without the laugh tracks to be honest. I like how psychopathic FRIENDS sounds without laugh tracks

>>17347025

>>17361274
If I knew Japanese I'd watch her a lot. Too bad the retard fucked up her voice for literally voice acting her character for years. I don't think you are supposed to do that, but use your own voice. VAs in anime do it for a few minutes, many cuts probably but not continually talking in a different voice

>>17361542
how do these sound webm work, I don't get it. I have 4chanX but it does nothing. I've manually looked up the files and catbox usually says it's 404

>>17361274
Of course. If you like karaokes, her's are pretty good. People also sleeps in her gaming streams but she's pretty entertaining even as an EOP as myself.

>>17361554
She didn't fucked up her voice. If she would've continued though, that would be another case

>>17352909
>air-served
???

>>17361636
get tampermonkey and sounds player

>>17361780
>She didn't fucked up her voice
Anon I...
https://youtu.be/t8lb7zRxMTg?t=1389

>>17347453
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHa-mcEjBk4&t=0s

Holy fuck. I don't know she can be this autistic

>>17347453

I want to teach Suisei why people kiss each other. Just kissing Suisei for 10 straight hours, showing her every way people can kiss

>>17347025
Anytime Mumei hits the stream now button

>>17348400
vox is so cute i really want to top him

>>17361636
Just follow this >>17034415 post, anon
I recommend you to just download the second script tho as it's far better and has more features

>>17364621
To just download and install the second script*

>>17362469
Of course but that anon was talking as if she fucked up her voice for talking like that, which she didn't. Otherwise she wouldn't be singing

>>17361274
Highly recommend. Her JP is easy to follow, and her games are really funny even if you don't understand. If you do, she often talks about her favorite anime and manga. Her personality is basically yankii thug most of the time, saying hbd bitch and stuff like that

>>17359442
Jeasus
That might be the most actual autism I've seen out of a living female.

>>17361274
She is a competent gamer for a woman when she is not playing Fall Guys, GOI or Apex, and even if its a stream where she is playing the game badly, she genuinely tries hard while raging so its still entertaining, although you can start with her singing streams. Usually if its Tetris, rhythm games, werewolf games, Marika or any puzzle games, its a guaranteed decent stream, or if she plays her meme games likr Hitman or Thief Simulator. For zatsudans, if youre not willing to sell your soul to Discord like half of her fanbase here for the Live TLs or context, you can just watch her archives since there is a person who time-stamped her streams every time, and she has dedicated clippers who uploads the important stuff the very next day. Theres also a channel who TL her weekly radio.

>>17356310

Why is she dressed as a maid?

>>17361274

You need to get an approval from Miko if you want to watch her streams.

>>17359442
Don't forget that there's an instruction manual on how to handle her.

>>17359442
Holy shit the cat story hit me deep

>>17348365
>Hey mori, when will you collab with your senpais?
>>I'm working on it!

>>17347101
https://youtu.be/K14_j3ikhb0

>>17359936

>>17359442
This is fucking hilarious.

>>17359442
>Literally broke the law by turning 1-yen coins into aluminum foil
>Decided on her own to do a collab with a elementary school YouTuber without consulting Nijisanji at all.
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.
>Rides bike in freezing weather to try new burger from McD (rice buns) while streaming the entire way there (she has her laptop computer open on her bike while she rides it, using pocket wifi to keep streaming). For whatever reason there were military helicopter sounds in the background while she struggles with keeping everything together. Runs away from cop who tries to figure out why she is riding bike with a computer; orders the wrong burger, and tries to go back and falls off her bike before ending the stream.
>Pretends to not know how to set up stream while streaming in-person with Deron. Deron asks her to put up a scrolling comments section on the screen, and cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely. Nearly kills Deron with laughter in the process.
>Ropes Gibara into doing an impromptu in-person collab with her in the Niji office when the latter dropped by to say hi; played 1-2 switch and tried to cheat by fondling Gibara's boobs and throwing switch controller at her. Lost anyway.
>Actually lives in squalor. Mito and Deron says she lives in a very small room (~50 sq. ft room) with 4 cats, and the room is full of stuff cat calls her "treasures".
>Did a stream about cooking "蘇" (prounced "so") in a convoluted multi-modal pun. Her screen title was "おいい蘇 (oishi-sou"). In the stream she boils milk to extract its essence, or "soul". The stream is about her struggling to use a gas stove, nearly starting fire on multiple occasions and alternating between freaking out and being smug to the viewers. 蘇 also means reincarnation/revival, so halfway through the stream she comments about being light-headed and wondering why the gas in the gas stove is low (implying she left it on the entire time) and the entire comments section telling her to get fresh air. She comes back several minutes later and literally repeats the start of her stream word-for-word and then tells the audience not to worry because she has died (and revived) a million times. Stream ends with the fire alarm in her room going off and exasperated Mito commenting "ehhhh".
>Streams on a laptop without a mouse. Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.

>>17379824
Absolute mad lass.

>>17356310
Holy shit its like she's constantly regressing

>>17379824
Fuck me, this autistic cat has made me almost die of laughter too many times.

>>17379824
Honestly she sounds based as he'll anon

>>17380591
>There's a full guide how to collab with her, including the list of topics to evade, advice how to dodge weird questions and advice to never stream 1-on-1 with her
>Streamed her shitting after constipation, stream ended with a song and flushing
>Once some random guy tried to pick her up on the street suggesting to drop by karaoke, she made him sing with her on the street like street performers for 2 hours

>>17381211

Suisei is a bit dumb sometimes.
https://youtu.be/fBIesVps2ZU